07/02/2020  Living Life to the Freakiest Ch. 1 TRASHY + SLEAZY × WILD, CRAZY AND FUNNY ÷ PERVERTED = A DAMN GOOD TIME IT'S FUCK O' CLOCK, BITCHES! At 7/11 in Hollywood pumping gas... Ahhhhhhh. "GOD! YOUR COCK IS WRECKING MY PUSSY... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!" "Sweet sweet Gianna pussy. Love ya, big sis." "Love you too, little bro. MWAH! One sexy motherfucker!" Rough titty groping. My sister Gianna Michaels shaking and pumping her super sweetastic va jay jay all over my rock freaking hard fourteen and a half inches of obscenely outstanding, mega throbbing dick meat... King Dong as it's called. Baseball commercial on the tank TV. When the hell are they gonna start the damn season already? HURRY UP, BITCHES! Car horns honking. "YEAHHHH!!! FUCK HER... FUCK HER... FUCK HER!!!" "SHOW YOUR TITS... SHOW YOUR TITS!!" Raucous cheering for me and big sis. We both throw up the devil horns and double deuces to our adoring fans. Happy humping our way through the day. Filling up my classic pimp van, all cherried out, shag carpet, ceiling mirror and all. Fuzzy dice on the rear view mirror. Gold interior. Baby blue exterior. Big ass air brushed pic of Gianna on both sides of my van. All nude and gorgeous. Lightning bolts and clouds everywhere. Beautiful paint job. We're fucking right under the left side picture... symbolism at its finest... smiling, and dick dialing up some more orgasms for my busty, lusty sis. "Damn, baby. Do that dick. Love that sweet pussy. All cumming and shit." I vice grip her delectably huge, very natural 34F udders even harder through her thin white, wifebeater tank top... no bra. Big thumbs up. Gianna cums and cums. Shooting delicious pussy jizz everywhere, splashing the dank concrete under us. Splashing me and my fat nuts too. Love it. "Mmmmmmmmmmm... GODDDDDDDDDD!!!! I LOVE YOUR HUGE FUCKING COCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!" HELL FUCKING YEAH, BITCHES! I'M IN PUSSY DEMOLISHING HEAVEN! I super squeeze them titties some more, all rough and what not. Shake em, bake em, earthquake em. Squeezing even more. I freaking love big cans. Big real ones even more. Gianna gets em from mama (Kelly Madison). Good lord... what tits! Both of em got the sweet titty grand prize. Guess that's where I got my diggety dick from. Gianna slams that extra tight clamping, pussy nut spray painting twat back onto my massive dick over and over, faster and faster, harder and harder..... Making me SMILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! And... CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Yo... son... word up." My funny ass dad (Dr Evil). He's all swagged out in a baby blue velvet sweatsuit, one leg rolled up, hat turned sideways, gold tooth all up in the grill. Pager on his white and blue, EVIL visor... who the fuck uses a pager nowadays?... Laughing... G'ed up and funny as fuck. Think it's time for a rhyme... as I feed my big sis' pussy with my big, spermy load... kissing, pussy shaking, titty molesting and grinning our perverted, horny asses off... YO... YO... "WORD UP, SON." Dad throws me a peace sign and starts to beat box. I'm laughing. He's a funny ol fuck. "BANGING MY SIS... BIG DICK, BIG TITTIES, READY TO PISS... FEELING MY FLOW... CREAMY, CA CA CREAMY CUM READY TO GO... I'M LIVIN MY CRAZY ASS LIFE... ALL SWAGGED OUT... PIMPED OUT... GOT MY KARDASHIAN WIFE (Kim) KING DONG... FLY ASS SONG... DICK SO BIG, SO FAT, SO LONG... LOOKING AROUND, WHERE'S MY BIGGETY BIGGETY BONG?" Gianna's dancing, her powerful punanny still putting in work on my schlong dong. She's smoking a blunt while her sweet ass pussy drippity drippity drains my big ass dick. Fo shizzle, my bizzles. Oh yeah... I'm slick dick with the pimp ass white meat stick. "My turn, son. Wordddd." Dad is feeling his flow. The crowd is cheering and dancing, making out and flashing. Gas pumping. My big ass dick still thumping and cumming... and starting to piss. Ahhhhhhhhhh, missssssssss. Overflowing Gianna's perpetually pounded out, world famous super twat. "TESTING TESTING (DAD TAPS THE MIC)... ONE, TWO... OK... I'M DR EVIL... DIABOLICAL AND DEADLY... GAME SO FLY I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE THIS EVIL ASS MEDLEY... BITCHES ON MY RIGHT (A COUPLE OF HONEYS SHOWING HIM THEIR HAND, DISGUSTED AT HIM)... BITCHES ON MY LEFT (NO ONE... HE LOOKS AROUND, WONDERING WHERE THEY ARE... TYPICAL DR EVIL GOOFY SMIRK)... I'M EVILLLL AND OUTTA SIGHT... FLY ASS EVIL HONKEY... DICK BIGGER THAN A MULE ASS DONKEY (MAMA WALKS BY AND LAUGHS HSTYERICALLY, MOCKING HIM)... IT IS THOUGH... IT REALLY IS.... IT'S BREATHTAKING... LIKE A HOT POCKET... YESSSSS... (DAD EVIL SMIRKS AGAIN BUT LOSES HIS RHYME GAME THERE FOR A SECOND TRYING TO SAVE EVIL FACE) GOT MY MINI ME (FORMER WWE SUPERSTAR HORNSWOGGLE DRESSED JUST LIKE MY DAD... BALD LIKE HIM TOO) WHO'LL DEFEND ME (MINI ME SHAKES HIS HEAD NO AND WADDLES OFF... DAD KICKS AT HIM AS HE DOES)... DON'T TEST MY GANGSTA OR MY VERY EVIL SIDE YOU WILL SEE... WORD TO YOUR MOTHER." (DAD CROSSES HIS ARMS AND POSES, THROWING UP A PEACE SIGN WITH A WANNABE GANGSTA/DR EVIL RIDICULOUS SMIRK AND TRADEMARK UPTURNED PINKIE TO THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH) Mama grabs the mic and tosses it in the trash can, shaking her head, disgusted by my goofy, but entertaining dad. She walks over to me and kisses me so damn nice. I grab a FFantastic boobie and booty squeeze as we suck tongues and I finish pi pi pissing in my sweet love Gianna's super slick, super squeezing cunt of champions. Rap rhyme over I guess. Van's full though. I do enjoy when everything comes together at the right time. (Big Pimp Grin) My boy Spence (The King Of Queens) comes outta 7/11 with our Slurpees... Coke for me and cherry for Gianna.. and a couple of Slim Jims and a hot dog for himself. Guess he's really gonna snap into that weiner and them Slim Jims... OHHH YEAHHHH! (Smirking) Pulling outta the parking lot heading northwest... Pull up to a stoplight and hit the hydro... van bouncing like crazy... Jump by House Of Pain blasting on the pimp ass stereo... "WOOHOO! Hellz yeah!" This damn van got hops homey. Front end bouncing like a blown up maniac. "DAMN!" Ol Spence spilled his mucho mustardy hot dog all over him. "Sorry, dude." I laugh, downing my Slurpee... brain freeze and all. "JUMP... JUMP... JUMP..." I dig this song. "WOOHOO, BABY! YEAH!" Mama is digging the hydro and music action. She's sitting in my lap, facing me. She pulls out them 34FF beauties and let's me motorboat em silly. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... HOLY HOOTERS, BATMAN..... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I'm in huge titty heaven. Brain freeze goes away too. I lick, nibble, suck, kiss, rub, chew on, lap, lust all over, lickety lick some more... and motorboat... my horny way happily into huge titty euphoria. My mother's awesomely soft and lavishly lush tits all up in my super smiling face. HOT DAMN! HOT.... FUCKING... DAMN!!! I turn the hydrolics off and take a breath. WHEW! Music turned down too. Cars honk and cheer as they pass. They know it's my van, so no dumbass trolls hassling me about not pulling off. I love the city of angels... freaky ones like me. I smile at mama. Most beautiful mother ever. She smiles back so super sweet, lovingly caressing my face with both hands. We kiss passionately. All lovey dovey... then she greedily grinds my very appreciative lap, shaking her phenomenal phat ass titties for me. Mama always knowing how to make her only son smile so wide. ... When we get home, Spence heads inside to clean up. Mama heads inside to take a nice, long bubble bath... oh yeah... and I... well... I kick it with my homies. My girl Latifah (Queen Latifah), Gianna and two of my crew... Howard (The Big Bang Theory) and his wife Bernadette (The Big Bang Theory). Howard's an engineer... horny little one too. Bernie is a short, sweet, very busty little blonde beauty... with one very high pitched, sweet and squeaky little voice... who's a micro biologist. She works at my pharmaceutical company with my sis Penny (The Big Bang Theory). Slutty little thing. Howard doesn't know about that though. I really dig her. We chill in my man cave down in the basement. Beverly Hills don't have too many basements, but I dig em, so I've got a real big one. Pimp ass one. Custom made 200 inch TV. A thing of beauty. Perfect for Super Bowls and porn. Especially mine. Pimp ass sound system too. All surrounded by my sound, bitch! Chillin, drinkin, smokin, and watchin... porn, and all the sweet titties in the room. Gianna's nude. I fucking love my big sis. She loves being nude. And she sure as fuck's got the body for it. Oh hell yeah on that one! Gianna sits with me on my huge, black leather couch. She starts rubbing all up on my dick a lick with her horny ass foot while we all drink some Henny... Howard can't handle it, he almost throws up... and smoke some pimp ass ganjah. Room all smoky, and filled with the sweet aroma of big titties. "Nigga... can't you even drink yo damn Henny without hackin and shit?" Latifah calls out poor Howard, who's still coughing. The little Jew dude has trouble with hard liquor. She shakes her head and downs the rest of hers. I fill her up and wink over at Bernie. Even she can handle the Henny. Sweet little thing. "Sorry... I'm just not used to it." Howard looks a little ashamed of his timidness, drink wise. "OK, dude. How about this? You down a glass of Henny... no coughing or gagging and shit... and you can fuck Gianna's tits." I throw down the horny gauntlet. Howard's interest peaks big time. He loves that idea. He also tries to remain calm, giving Gianna a real flirty, cocky look. Gianna shakes her big ass titties for him, shaking her eyebrows... then laughs at cocky Howard. Ha. Dude has to prove himself first. The whole room starts laughing. Cool ass porno on TV though. Great timing. It's Gianna getting titty fucked by me. We're both dressed up like Bigfoot. An incest Bigfoot cosplay porno. FUCK YEAH! ROARRRRRRRRRRRR! Howard looks at Bernie for approval. She shrugs her shoulders so he figures that she's cool with the challenge. Bernie gives me a sweet wink and smile. She makes it clear she's cool with me plowing her no matter what the fuck Howard drinks or doesn't drink. Three attempts and two vomits later... second attempt was spilled in his lap... too much staring at Gianna's huge, heaving melons... and we have our answer. Howard can't keep the Henny down. (Cue The Price Is Right loser music)... Too much for his delicate taste buds. Gianna shakes her titties some more for Howard as a sort of consolation prize. He almost falls in the floor from staring so hard. Gianna and Latifah smoke weed with him while I power bang Bernie in the bathroom. Had her bent over the sink, big titties jiggling wildly, blonde pussy creaming repeatedly. I was pulling her long blonde, wavy hair hard, my giant dick violently pummeling in and out of that tight, quivering cunt. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!" Bernie digging my pussy pummeling. I pulled out and sprayed her 32D cans creamy white with my thick goo, completely covering them, nipple to nipple... and everywhere in between. "Thank you, James. That was amazing. Mmmmmmmmm. So yummy! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Bernie smiling so sweet and slurping steadily all over my cum dripping super cock. Just another day... to be continued... more fucking... more freaking... more Living Life To The Freakiest. 06: PM 1 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 2 Kudos

06/27/2020  Piss Party USA WARNING : IF YOU GET OFFENDED BY PISSING AND PISS STORIES THEN READ SOME OTHER STORY INSTEAD OF THIS ONE... ON SECOND THOUGHT IF YOU DO GET OFFENDED BY IT READ THIS STORY ANYWAY THEN READ SOME OTHER SHIT... THANKS FOR ALL MY PISS LOVING FANS... AND MY CRITICS TOO... THANK YOU TO MY FANS... FUCK YOU TO THE CRITICS... PISSING ALL OVER YOUR ASS, BITCHES PARODY... PISS PARODY TO BE EXACT... FOR PERVERTED PISSING ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND AWAY WE PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... FLASHBACK... "Damn, baby... Give me that big ass white dick. Fuck me, baby. FUCKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!! UHHHHHHHHHHH!! SHITTTTTTTTTTT!!" "WHO'S YOUR DADDY, BITCH? WHO'S... YOUR... DADDY... BITCH???" "Mmmmmmmmm. YOU ARE, BABY... YOU'RE MY DADDY!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDD!! I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING WHITE DICKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! UHHHHHHHHHHH!!" My girl Rosie Perez and I are having a fun ass time in the back of my green and gold retro van, all shagged up and shit, parked in the back, behind Gucci on Rodeo Drive. I just bought my bitch a watch and some shoes. She's thanking me by giving me some of that sweet and spicy Puerto Rican coochie, doggy style on my pull out gold velvet bed. "Damn, daddy... I'm cumming againnnnnn!! GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Rosie announces in that sweet ass Puerto Rican/Brooklyn bitch accent. Her pussy shivers and quivers, squirting while I'm flirting. BOO YAH, BITCH! James Daddy delivers again. Twelve and a half inches of pure bred white dick glory pounding the living fuck outta that sweet brown twat. Sugary sweet, a real fuckin treat. My dick flies in and out, Rosie's coochie grasping and bathing, trembling and pulpatating like mad all over and on my white rod, oh my God. I'm looking at myself in my roof mirror, rockin my big ass gold chain, white dick thumpin that Puerto Rican bitch like she needs, wants and craves. God damn, I look good... and fuck good too! I pump my creamy seed deep up Rosie's quivering, Puerto Rican twat. Boom... boom... boom... BOOMMMMMMM! Filled the super sexy bitch up. Her pussy gladly sucks it all out and up. I molest her gorgeous cans through her leopard print, low cut top and tongue suck and swap spit with her as we ride out our orgasmic fury together. "Piss on my face, baby. I wanna drink it. I'm sooooo thirsty." Rosie in her sluttiest accent, all Brooklynized and shit. You ain't gotta ask this So Cal pervert/pimp twice. Next thing you know, I'm pissing all over, on, and in Rosie's smiling, piss whore face and mouth. It splashes on her and off her with intense filthy force. Those gorgeous lips, all full and lush wrapping around my pissing white dick, enthusiastically drinking my warm, yellow cocktail with reckless, piss craving abandon. Puerto Rican bitches get me all jazzed up. Sexy as all fuck! Rosie sucks me piss dry, my salty urine pouring off her beautiful boriqua face. It hits me. DING DONG, BITCH! Piss Party USA! My new website. Bingo! I love piss! Everybody loves piss! Well... everybody doesn't actually, but fuck em... I love it and I'm the one writing the story... I mean, I'm the one starting the site! Hell yeah, bitches! Thank you, Ms Rosie Perez. Love ya baby. The birth of a nation... the Piss Party USA nation! I just smirk away, loving Rosie's super sexy mouth all up on my still rock hard white rod. END OF FLASHBACK... So that's how all this craziness started. Like it usually does. With me fucking some hot ass, horny ass chick. My wild ass life. I do fucking love it! "Daddy... who's next on the site?" My soon to be baby mama for the sixth time... didn't keep em... Tameka "Tiny" Harris (R&B Singer/T. I.'s wife) asks, looking all bootyful and shit. FUCK! That bitch has an ass that'll make you cry. Feels so fucking good wrapped around my big ass white dick. I married her ass. No joke! I actually married her big, must be jelly cause jam sure as fuck don't shake like that, ass. Got friends at city hall that made it possible. I went ahead and married Tiny too for the hell of it. I fucking love crooked politicians and judges. Had one of my hoes blow a couple of shysters to get the job done. Blowjobs are real good palm greasing material. Almost as good as money. "After you, baby... got my old NYC buddy Karen Gravano (Mob Wives) coming over. Gonna wet that big titty bitch down real good. I may let Spence (The King Of Queens) join in too, don't know yet." My hands hardly ever leave Tameka's light black ass when she's around. I'm always slapping, shaking and squeezing it... fucking, kissing, licking and biting it too. It's the sexiest ass I've ever seen. My wife Kim K herself has the most beautiful ass ever, but Tameka's is maybe the sexiest. It's like a drunk ass hoochie that can suck your dick like nobody's business. Sure, you can find better looking hoes, but pound for pound... ass pounding very much included... you can't find a hotter dick sucker no matter how hard you try. Tameka is on the ball too. She pulls out the camera, gives me a slutty wink... and wiggles her ass for me. Oh yeah! I start pissing all over it. She films it, reaching the camera back to catch the booty splashing action. "Mmmmmmmmm. Piss on my black ass, daddy. Mmmmmmmmm. Give me that shit." Tameka lustfully kisses my neck, still filming everything, as I drench her super thick, super curvy, super slappable mocha butt with my yellow hurricane of salty urine. Ahhhhhhhhhhh. So naughty, but so damn good. Tameka hands me the camera and turns around, wide open mouth at the ready, licking all over my pissing meat, sucking all the way... and I mean all the fucking way... down my fat white rod, drinking my piss as she goes, bobbing that beautiful, blonde haired head on me wildly, so desperate for my creamy wad. After about ten minutes I give my mocha goddess Tiny what she craves. She finishes drinking my piss right as I cum dump down her fucking throat. My black hoochie wife moaning and cooing happily, gulping down every thick, gooey drop of semen I can possibly shoot down her nut guzzling throat. "Mmmm... mmmmmm... mmmmmmmmmmmm. I love your piss and your nut, daddy. They're both so damn goooooooooddddddd!" Tiny plays with my cock in her mouth, ardently licking all around the huge, mushroom head, sucking me clean, shaking my fat white dick with her super slutty tongue and mouth. I get some real hot footage for the site, then hand the camera back to Tiny, climb up on her and get down to some hardcore booty banging action. My twelve and a half inches of fat fucking white dick hard rocks that super phat mixed black butt senseless. Oh fuck yeah! Daddy likes! Daddy likes veryyyyyyyy much! In my leopard print stretch hummer limo... on the way home from Hidden Hills... "Mom... you're such a horny slut." "I know, Kimberly. Where do you think you got it from?" My main wife Kim Kardashian and her still a hot milf mom Kris Jenner laugh in the back seat. They're a little tipsy, having drunk almost two bottles of Cristal at Kris' house earlier. My awkwardly dorky cousin Spence is driving, intensely staring back at em in his own, not surprisingly creepy way in the rear view mirror. Kim and Kris are wearing furs and skimpy, matching black one piece thong bikinis, coats wide open. Spence can't stop drooling on top of burning a hole through em with his always extra horny, always extra awkward, and more than slightly weird... and not at all covert... gawking in the mirror. "It's your lucky day, Spence." Kim teases. "Pull over. We're gonna film some hot piss action." She licks her mom's cheek and winks at Spence. He almost crashes finding a secluded spot to pull over. He parks and jumps outta the car opening up the back door for Kim and Kris. They walk out all sexy and shit, then... "Kneel down, Spence." Kim smiles. Kris shakes her eyebrows. Spence obeys, excitedly rubbing his hands together, hoping he can piss on both of them. Kim and Kris have other ideas though. They both start pissing all over a surprised Spence's chubby face. Kim films it with her phone. Spence opens his mouth to talk, drooling at the sight of both pairs of naked Kardashian tits, but it's immediately filled with two hot Kardashian honey's salty urine. Kim and Kris make out, kissing and titty groping as they splash ol Spence, dousing him with warm piss all over his face, chest, hair, even his crotch. "Take out your cock and jerk off while we piss on it." Kris tells him, smiling mischievously. He obeys, drenched in Kardashian piss. "Yeah Spence, don't get pissed off... get pissed on... it's way more fun." Kim teases and giggles. Spence shakes his head and chuckles, jerking his ten and a half inch uncircumsized dick... enhanced through surgery and steroid shots...while the Kardashian queens pummel it with non stop urine times two. "That's so hot." Kim remarks, watching Spence gag and jerk off, covered in piss. She captures it all, giggling with her mom, kissing her, slapping her hot milf ass. Spence cums... and he cums a lot... all over his piss covered self. Kim and Kris applaud and give him one more quick wave of piss to the face and make him suck their pissy pussies clean... which he gladly does. "Mmmmmmm... so hot. Now, drive us home, Spence. Chop chop." Kim teases, getting back into the limo, her mom right behind her, blowing a totally piss and cum drenched, freaky smiling Spence a kiss. Another hot pissy scene for Piss Party USA. ... Ahhhhhhh. Nice day out. Beverly Hills really is a beautiful city. The park is real nice. Ahhhhhhh. I especially like the public bathrooms here. My girl Lisa does too. She's dinking my piss right now in the ladies restroom, playing with her big, soft and squishy titties, so she can't really tell you herself... she's giving a thumbs up so there you go. "Drink that piss, bitch. Ahhhhhhhhh." There is no hotter feeling than seeing a sexy, big titty bitch on her knees in front of you, drinking your piss... especially in a public place. The excitement of maybe greeting caught or at least seen is so hot... and the naughty pleasure from the piss drinking is magnified by it. I finish feeding Lisa my warm yellow cocktail, making sure to shake in her piss obsessed mouth... then I pop open a Bud and down it real quick. Gotta keep the piss at the ready I drink a lot so I'm always ready for some hot ass piss play. While Lisa fervently sucks me off... two college chicks walk in and take pictures. They recognize me, screaming happily. I love my adoring fans. I pose for pics with em, still very much enjoying Lisa's messy knob slobbing, spit flying, her head swaying, her dirty blonde hair flailing... her eyes locked on mine. Sexy bitch. The college bitches help out, both kneeling, each sucking a ball. I cum dump in Lisa's smiling mouth. She gulps down the thick load, then pulls me out so I can spray the two cheering sluts with my piss. I splash both faces while they cheer and film it, tongues out, mouths wide open. They all three suck me dry. Fun sleazy times at my favorite park. ... Rosie and I head out on one of my custom choppers... I got 12.. to check up on one of my stash houses. I've been accused of selling drugs... accused, even though I already said one of my stash houses... but, I've never been found guilty of anything. My bitch Rosie is in charge... hypothetically... of any drug dealing... once again, hypothetically... I might be... yeah, again, hypothetically... involved in. Hot honey rocking black leather, assless chaps, black thong on. Black leather, knee high, high heeled boots. Black leather, biker chick vest on. Black sports bra, and black with white rhinestone studded bandana on. Bitch looking so damn fine. She's licking and biting my neck, all horny and shit, as we ride over to Culver City. Got me all ready to pounce and shit. I pull over at a gas station and hurriedly take her in the men's bathroom. I pound her out, doggy style, in one fo the stalls. Her hands are on the back wall, my huge fucking white dick all up in that super spicy Puerto Rican twat. FUCK! I never get tired of fucking Rosie. That pussy got me hooked. Them titties too. "YEAHHHHHHH!! FUCK MY PUSSY, BITCH! FUCK IT! HARDER! FUCK ME!" She looks back at me, sexually on fire, horny as all fuck! I drill that bitch harder and harder, twelve and a half inches of rock hard white dick pummeling that Puerto Rican honey senseless. She squirts everywhere... three times straight. I keep fucking. Squeezing the fuck outt her awesomely squeezable titties, yanking up her sports bra, molesting the living fuck outta those big, soft, lush, D cup melons. "TAKE.. THAT... DICK... HO!!" I slam bang Rosie Perez right there in a gas station in Hollywood. People come in and out the door, hearing it all. She screams and creams. I bang and slang my super dick all up in her... BIG DADDY STYLEEEEEEE!! I finally pop, dumping a huge load of thick, creamy jizz all up in that super sweet, super spasming Puerto Rican cunt. "FUCKKKKKKK!! GOD YESSSSSSSSSS!! CUM IN ME, PAPI!!" Rosie loves it. I love it. My cum love it, shooting and shooting up that super slick, super clenching pussy. I cum a lot and every single bit pumps deep up Rosie's trembling twat. Her body shakes, my hands keep squeezing them titties... and Rosie cums again. Jizz... mine and hers... pumps outta her beautifully wrecked twat, pudding on the floor. FUCK! SEXY FUCKING SLUT! GOD DAMN! SHE TURNS ME ON! We kiss, suck tongues, swap spit, titty grope, pussy shak all over my fat ass white dick... and chill in the stall. I break out a blunt and Rosie and I smoke, sitting on the fucking toilet. Kissing, smoking, and chillin with my honey. Good times, baby. "Lick it up, whore." I tell Rosie, all cocky and relaxed, taking a big toke on the big ass blunt. She smirks. Rosie gets down on all fours, looks right at me and obediently licks up our cum from the bathroom floor. She slowly runs her tongue across the dingy, cum stained tile and laps up our combined nut, swallowing it down and smacking her thick, lustrous lips, making sure to open her mouth to show me she gulped it all down. Fuck yeah! I spit in her mouth and Rosie gulps that down too, licking those cummy lips, then smoking the blunt after I pass it to her. God damn... I love freaky sluts! My girl Rosie Perez earning her place in my favorites list. A lot more of her... and her fine ass freaky sluttiness... to come from now on. ... Rosie and I check up on the stash house, counting the green and all the other freaky shit in between. "It's all here, daddy." Rosie kisses me. My girl Jessica Simpson is doing a great job running this house. Always got my money on time. Always got my shit moving on the street. Always got those sweet ass titties ready for me whenever I'm around. A top notch employee. While I piss all over Jessica's DD beauties... and Rosie films it... back home, Kim has her mom taking a piss bath as she films it. That bitch loves piss. Even more than her slutty ho daughters. Always a good pissing time around here. The more warm piss the better. Rosie keeps drinking me dry and I keep feeding her more. Kim, her mom, Jessica and Tameka keep me busy too. All them hies crave big daddy's piss. Thank God for Piss Party USA and our fans. More piss = more money. Simple as that. Peace and pissy dreams, my peeps... 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

06/18/2020  Freak Daddy Keeping it simple... And freaky... Parody... Offensive, but fun... For perverted entertainment purposes only... It's fuck time, bitches... You ever freak a bitch while your sweet mama makes you breakfast? I did just now. My girl Rosario Dawson strolled her fine Puerto Rican ass into the kitchen all nude and shit... Except for her gold and diamonds FREAK chain she earned big time... you'll see why... from me. Some real sweet, light brown sugar there. We fucked all night while my aunt/wife Beth (Beth Chapman) filmed it. Another wife, the Kardashian queen herself, Kim Kardashian directed the fuck and suck melee. Double anal with me and Beth fucking Rosario's sleek and supple ass. Big fake dick, even bigger real dick. Bitch loved it. Anyway... she strolled into the kitchen a naughty smile of her very beautiful face. Mama (Kelly Madison) was making bacon and scrambled eggs with green and red peppers... just for me. Such a sweetheart. Rosario kept smiling and opened the fridge, pulling out a beer bottle. She licked them luscious, thick lips real slow so I knew it was gonna be go time again real soon. She started blowing the bottleneck like she did my cock last night. She'd take a swig, spill some on her gorgeous tits, then suck off the neck again. She kept shaking her eyebrows at me too. I just kept watching. My dick too. Together, we really enjoyed the slutty show. After another minute of that Rosario slowly walked over to the dog bowl... it's a human dog bowl... more on that shortly... bottle still in her mouth... and got on all fours, downing the rest of the beer, then taking the wet bottle, reaching back and sliding the neck up her gaped out ass. The double anal helped with that last night. Bitch puked in the dog bowl, looked over at me, wiggled her ass with the bottle in it... and started lapping up her puke from the bowl. Naughty smile and all. It was most definitely go time. I came over and spent twenty minutes... mama watching and filming with her phone, smiling away and cheering us on... pussy and ass pounding her silly. Twelve and a half inches of premium white dick drilling all the way up both super horny, super vibrating, brown orifices while Rosario screamed, creamed and shake, rattle and rolled like a crazed sex witch. She kept lapping up her puke, cumming all over my dick, shaking that Puerto Rican booty like a salsa champ and I just smiled my perverted ass off, banged out her oversexed holes and ate the breakfast mama made for me. She brought it over and fed me, still filming everything. It was fucking awesome. Totally fucking awesome. I even got in some mama titty sucking. All natural 34FFs all up in my mouth. I sucked em silly and pounded out Rosario even sillier. I came up her ass and took mama's phone and filmed her sucking my dripping cock clean, smiling back up at me the whole damn time, then sucking out Rosario's cum filled booty while Rosario sucked off the bottleneck again. Freak City, Bitches! Slapped mama's smooth milf ass and rode out the sweet sensations of cum city USA. God Bless Freaks! ... Pimp walking on fleek. Full length mink coat. No shirt, iced out with millions in gold and diamonds. Pimp stick. Imported maple with 24kt gold handle. $2,000 shades. Pimp rockin the blonde afro. Gold and diamonds afro pick. Yeah... swagged out like only I can be. "Damn, daddy... looking fly." Beth's ready to cream herself right then and there. 38Fs popping outta her skimpy, pink and white spandex top. Pink and white leather jacket over it. Pink and white... sense a theme?... Skin tight leather pants and knee high, high heeled boots. All blinged out. FREAK necklace is fire! God damn! Ready to get fucked outta her mind! Long, wavy blonde hair flowing beautifully. My aunt/wife is a walking, shit talking, boss bitch honey milf like none other. I reach around her as we deep tongue fuck and kiss and squeeze that super phat booty like there's no tomorrow. It's pimp time. Gotta go make the rounds and check up on the day shift. Hoes gotta be kept in line. Alotta pimps slap them bitches into submission if need be. Do a good job as a pimp and no need to. Beth blows me in the back of my green and gold drop top Bentley. Green's for the money... and gold's for the honey. Pimp life 24/7. Getting my knob slobbed by my baby as we head out onto Sunset. Beth's hot pink lipstick is smeared all over my fat cock already. Bobbing her head relentlessly, sucking me in deep. Those soft, slick, full lips dragging up and down my bulging shaft, her tongue slobbering all over it. Lift off. Pimp cum dump in my ho's perfectly sucking mouth. She drinks it all. "Mmmmmmmmm... Mmmmmmmmm. So damn good." Beth moans around my fat cumming meat stick. She slurps and sucks me cum dry, popping those jizzy lips off my huge crown over and over. I fucking love it! I love her! Oh yeahhhhhhh. Blazing up, chillin in the back of my $650,000 pimp mobile. "First stop, boss." My driver/my cousin/my lackey Spence (The King Of Queens) announces. I got famous hoes. They work days and nights for yours truly. Nothing like seeing Jennifer Aniston walking a track on Sunset at lunchtime. I usually give her the nigh shift, but I'm mixing things up so she gets the morning shift. Another two hours to go. She sees my ride and walks over, smiling so sweet in the dark tinted window I let down. "Hey, daddy. Productive morning so far." She hands me $8,500 bucks. Not bad. I split my money 50/50 with my celebrity hoes. I peel off $4,250 and hand it to her. She leans in and kisses me. Always a grateful ho. We head down Sunset to my new ho, Billie Eilish's spot. 18 and ready to ho. I dig her. She's staying at my pad for awhile. Maybe for good. I'm thinking about marrying her. We hit it off first time we met recently. I laid my rap on her. She laid her big titties and sweet young pussy on me. A perfect match. "How's it going, baby doll?" I ask. Billie walks up with a huge smile. "Awesome, daddy. Just awesome." Bitch hands me $17,500. I'm smilin. My baby is taking real well to the ho game. Beth breaks her off $8,750. I let her in the car. She gets an early day today. Billie immediately climbs in my lap, raises her silver leather mini skirt and slides my fat foot long plus meat right up her young, throbbing cunt. She rides me hard as Beth starts roughly groping her big, soft titties. Billie has awesome tits. I never knew it til we fucked the first time. That young, continually squirting cunt bounces faster and faster on me, pumping and massaging me into sexual nirvana. Beth licks and bites my neck, still slapping and squeezing Billie's big, perky jugs. Billie's flashy, FREAK necklace shines bright, all blingy and shit. Billie grinds my cock, leaning in to lick and suck on Beth giant jugs as she pulls em from her skimpy top. I nut up her 18 year old pussy, flooding it with thick creamy cum, watching my honeys play. Billie climbs off me and hits the floor, sucking me in, licking all over the fat bulbous crown, sucking intensely on my gaped out, cum dribbling piss slit. She dines on my slimy, pimp jizz looking up at me with those intoxicatingly beautiful eyes while she quickly licks across the twitching head. Oh fuck yeahhhhhhhhh. I smoke and groan. Beth leans over and gets the first wave of piss. She bobs wildly on my pissing monster rod, gladly drinking three mouthfuls, then hands it to Billie who eagerly drinks the rest. I take pics and smile, blunt hanging out the corner of my pimp king mouth. Pissing in pop Superstar Billie Eilish's beautiful super smiling mouth, that very talented tongue lapping and twirling enthusiastically all around my fat pissing crown. Freak Daddy living the freaky fucking life! Spence almost crashes twice staring at us in the rear view mirror. I smirk, smoke bellowing ouuta me as I puff hard on that blunt watching my bitches kiss and piss and cumswap. We stop at a gas station so Spence can piss. Billie, Beth and I pop open a magnum of Cristal and chill in the backseat while my pudgy, awkwardly dorky cousin makes his way to the bathroom. I think this joint has a gloryhole if I remember correctly. Spence goes in a stall to jack off and piss. He's working his eight and a half inch uncircumsized rod real good when he hears someone else enter the bathroom. Sounds like high heels walking. He stops jerking off and sits on the toilet. The stall door next to him open and the person walks in and locks it. They it on the toilet and in a minute they start pissing. Spence looks through the small crack in between the stalls and thinks he sees a woman. A hot one. All of a sudden hole slides open in the side wall. He stands there nervously. His cock twitches for the hell of it. "I'm waiting." A very feminine voice says. It sounds familiar. Spence can't immediately place it though. "I'm waiting! Where your dick? This is a gloryhole after all." Spence recognizes the voice. It's one of my wives, Khloe Kardashian. He's ways had a thing for her so he quickly grins. His dick gets rock hard too, but he still doesn't move though. Khloe reaches her fingers through the hole and wiggles them. "Let's get this show going. OK? I don't have all damn day." She makes her point. Spence excited, but still a little shocked walks up to the hole and pushes his cock through. He desperately hopes this ain't a trap. "Mmmmmmm. A nice one. Nice and big. Good. You have a lot of cum for me, Mr anonymous dick?" Khloe licks the head. It jumps. She smiles. She licks it again, slowly pulling her tongue off the underside of the tip. Spence groans loud. Khloe laughs, then dives in, engulfing the entire eight and a half inches. Khloe sucks that rock hard, fast twitching dick full speed, slobbering all over it, not gagging at all as she deepthroat it all, licking Spence's fat, hairless nuts. She speeds up, sucking ravenously, faster and faster, wanting a sperm shake really bad. Good thing for her stamina isn't Spence's strong suit. He jizzes her mouth, Spence cums a lot. A whole lot. He cums and cums and cums. Khloe knows this already,having seen Spence in my movies and at our sex parties. She tickles his thumping balls and gulps down every single drop of sperm his dick pumps out. Three whole mouthfuls. Khloe drains him dry. "Yummy. So much tasty cum. Thanks... Spence." Khloe gets up, smirking, wipes herself and heads out of the stall and out of the bathroom, leaving Spence totally drained and grinning his pasty white ass off, not believing his horny luck. Spence comes back to the car and doesn't say a word, just smiles. Unbeknownst to him though, Khloe texted me the pics she took in the stall that Spence didn't see her take. I fucking love sluts. Another horny honey that earned that, FREAK necklace. I smirk away and keep drinking with my girls. Off we head to more hoes that give me more money. Swagg Pimpin 24/7, bitches. ... "Babe... did you get some pics from Khloe earlier? She sent me some of her sucking Spence off at a gloryhole." Kim asks, rubbing lotion on her hands, climbing into bed with me. "Yeah. We stopped at the gas station on Sunset. The one with the gloryhole. Spence's lucky day." I snicker. Kim kisses me. Gorgeous chick in her skimpy silk robe. I take it off. We start making out. She slaps that super super sweet cunt on my fat dick and I very quickly start pissing in it. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. A pissy fuck for us. Kim starts riding me as I piss in her pussy. Non stop bouncing, grinding and shaking on my twelve and a half inches of fat dick perfection. Kim cums and cums, shooting her nut all over my still pissing cock. If you've never fucked while you're pissing, you're most definitely missing out. We fuck doggystyle in her pussy... still pissing. In her world famous butt of true perfection... still pissing. I even pull out and straddle her chest, titty fucking her DDs and yes... still fucking pissing. Kim's sucks me off as I pound her lush tits, drinking my salty piss and then my massive load of thick, gooey cum. She revels in it, smiling wide, letting me see into her mouth as she drinks my naughty fluids. So fucking hot!! I film it and blow her loving kisses. Kim a is a true FREAK queen. And she has the biggest and most blinged out, FREAK necklace. She fucking earns it! Beth and Rosario... and mom... all join us and we have a full fledged piss party, pissing all over each other. We film everything. Rosario licks up every salty drop from our lusty, wet bodies. Love her. Beth pisses in mom's mouth while she drinks mine. The Cristal is flowing non stop... weed too. A fun ass party for the freaky bunch. Kim drinks Rosario's piss while I ass pound her senseless. Pissing up that awesomely bodacious booty of course. Mom sucks out every drop from Kim's ass and shares it with Beth and Rosario while I smoke and get drunk as fuck. God, I love the freaky life. Freak Daddy for life! 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

06/16/2020  Spence The Wannabe Porn Star A short story about Spence, Carrie, Kelly... and Doug's mom Janet... from the sitcom King Of Queens Cast : Spence Ulchin (Patton Oswalt) Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini) Kelly Palmer (Merrin Dungey) And Janet Heffernan (Jenny O'Hara) "Carrie, can I talk to you for a minute?" "Make it quick, Spence. I've got a lot of shit to do." Spence sits at his friend Doug and Carrie Heffernan kitchen table. He's got a video camera with him. A long time crush of his, Carrie is drawing his attention. She's wearing pink curlers in her hair, but she still looks beautiful to Spence. She's walking around the kitchen, big furry slippers on, making breakfast. Her husband Doug is out out of town with his best friend Deacon Palmer. Carrie's great ass of hers jiggles nicely in her baby blue pajama pants as she works her way around the kitchen. Her tight, thin red top shows she's not wearing a bra. C cups bouncing beautifully as she walks. He gulps hard and gathers his confidence to tell her about his new career decision. He's tired of working for the Subway. He's looking for a huge career change. "I wanna be a pornstar." Carrie stops what she's doing and looks back at the awkwardly grinning, short, chubby, pasty white nerd at her kitchen table. She breaks out laughing. Spence shakes his head in frustration. Carrie can't stop laughing at the though of clueless Spence as a pornstar. "You've... you've... you've got to be fucking kidding me." Carrie's mocking laughter is very loud... and very hurtful to Spence's fragile confidence level. "Why?" He tries to play it halfway cool. "Really?... Cause.... I mean... it's you." Carrie bursts out in raucous, non stop laughing. The only positive for Spence is Carrie's titties are shaking wildly as he laughs so damn hard. He stores, licking his pudgy lips. He stands up, defiantly! "Oh yeah?... Well... I've got a big dick and I know how to make you cum... bitch!" Everyone and everything goes silent. Spence gets nervous. Carrie looks at him with an angry scowl. Spence gets even more nervous. "What did you say? You called me, bitch? You fucking pathetic little, chubby, dorky bastard. How dare you. I should kick your fucking ass and..." Carrie looks like she gonna kill Spence, so Spence reacts quickly outta nowhere. He pulls his dick out. Silence again. Spence gulps real hard, desperately hoping Carrie doesn't cut his dick off. "Where the fuck did you get that thing? I know you didn't have a big dick before. You flashed everyone at the pool that one time. We couldn't stop laughing." Carrie looks like she's gonna punch Spence, but she doesn't. Spence relaxes, very thankful that she didn't. He's fragile. "Well... I got an operation a year ago. I knew I needed a bigger dick if I wanted to be a pornstar so I got the biggest implant they have. It's ten and a half inches now." Spence explains. His dick jumps involuntarily. Carrie looks at it. Her arms crossed. She still looks upset, but not as mean as she did look. "Well... at least you got a nice one. How much? I need Doug to get that." "It took all of my savings. It was worth it though. No scars either." Carrie looks it over, her arms still folded under her gorgeous boobs. She doesn't wanna admit it to Spence... she's still upset... but she is kinda turned on by how big his new cock is. Carrie was always a size queen before she met Doug. He's only five inches so Spence's much bigger, uncircumsized dick is a very pleasant surprise. She still plays it cool. She won't give him the satisfaction of knowing she's turned on by his dick. Carries nipples are rock hard and throbbing in that thin top. "Does it get any bigger?" She asks, her eyes glued to the curved downwards dick. "A little. It's mostly hard now. You're so gorgeous, I couldn't help it." Spence plays it sauve. Carrie laughs under her breath. She does notice the cock get a little longer when Spence jerks it. The sight of that long, smooth dick brings back fond memories for Carrie. Her pussy starts tingling, remembering them too. "Have you made a movie yet?" "No... I wanted you to be my first co star." Spence grins, flirting with his big crush. "Oh really?" "Yeah... that's why I waited til Doug went out of town to come over." Carrie laughs again, still watching that bug dick jump for her. "Smart man. Even though Doug's not too bright. You could've come over sooner. We could've filmed it in the garage." Carrie winks at Spence. He grins his pasty white ass off, now knowing he's gonna get to fuck Carrie. Carrie reaches out and grabs the very long rod. She jerks it slowly. Her pussy tingles even harder. Her nipples... and clit... are pounding. "You better make me cum, though. And you better cum in my mouth. I don't let Doug do it cause his dick's so fucking small." Carrie winks again. They get down to business. Spence bangs Carrie in her leaking twat as she's bent over the kitchen table, his big dick pounding deep, in and out, harder and harder. "FUCK! GIVE ME THAT BIG FUCKING DICK, YOU LITTLE PERVERTED WEASEL! UHHHHHHH.... GOD YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!" Carrie squirts. First time since she married Doug. "I'm texting Kelly. That black bitch needs some good dick too. Her and Deacon are fighting again." Carrie texts her best friend as she pussy pounded out of her mind. The table shakes, almost breaking from the force of Spence's vaginal beat down. Spence films it all, a shit eating grin... and a ton of sweat pouring... all over his chubby face. He... drills... that... boss... bitch... silly... HARDER HARDER HARDER HARDER! Carrie screams and creams, squirting all over that big ass hooded dick. Her nipples are insane, so hard, rubbing fast as they're pushed hard into that wood table. Spence grunts and Carrie slips to the floor, desperately craving a cum shake. She licks at all the precum pouring out of Spence's jerking cock. He jerks it faster and it.... EXPLODES! Spence cums a ton. It blasts out of his big dick as he films, pumping fast, hard and straight into Carrie's very hungry, very slutty mouth. She gulps down every slimy drop... and there's a whole fucking lot of em. "Mmmmmmmmm. God... I love cum! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Carrie gorges herself on the massive amount of jizz. She's only swallowed jizz twice since she's been married. Once was a supermarket employee in the back room of the store and the other was a cabbie cause she lost her purse and didn't have the money to pay him. Spence grunts, groans, shakes and films. Carrie sucks him bone dry, loving every creamy drop. She pops her full lips off of that long dick and smacks em for him... and the camera. She opens her mouth and licks her lips, showing the camera... and Spence... she ate it all. Spence can't stop grinning. He's so happy with himself. "Great job." Kelly applauds, walking in the back door. "My turn, now." She gives Spence and Carrie a very naughty, playful smirk... and eyebrow shake. Carrie films Spence getting sucked off by the beautiful ebony Kelly. She licks and sucks him to the brink, smiling up at him, that big white meat all the way down her fucking throat. Kelly is a master cocksucker. Spence cums down Kelly's throat. Kelly just squeezes his chubby ass and pulls him in as far as he will go. Her throat does the rest. She drinks down the full load, her beautiful dark eyes glued to Spence's beady ones. They spend the next two hours fucking in the living room. Spence ass fucks both Kelly and Carrie, cumming in Kelly's bodacious, black ass. It's Carrie's first booty bang since she's been married. She met all her previous... bigger dicked... boyfriends bang her ass all the time before she met Doug. Kelly rides Spence's white dick while Carrie rides his face. Then they switch. Spence titty fucks both, cumming all over both bitches smiling faces. He captures it all. Carrie and Kelly cumswap for Spence... and the camera. They stretch it out and wiggle it back into each other's slutty, cum craving mouths. They take turns sucking him clean. Fun times for a future pornstar. A little later, Kelly has left, but Doug's mom Janet is over visiting. She got her dates mixed up so she ended up coming up from Florida when her son was out of town. Carrie, Janet and Spence are all drinking heavy. Janet loves to drink even though she puts on a squeaky clean image for everyone. "Hey Janet... Spence has a big dick. He wants to be a pornstar. He fucked me and Kelly earlier so let him fuck you. You'll love his new dick." Carrie blurts everything out quickly, half drunk. She and Spence laugh. Janet looks at Carrie weird for a minute, then smiles. "Well... I fucked the cab driver on the way over here so what's one more dick?" Janet tips her glass to Carrie. They all cheer and laugh. Spence ass fucks Doug's goody two shoes mom, violently. He drills that senior citizen ass as hard as he possibly can. Janet is a true whore though. She takes all ten and a half inches in stride. Carrie films it all, pissing in Janet's wide open mouth as Spence ass bangs her for an hour on the couch. Janet blows Spence, bobbing her head fast on that long throbbing dick. She jerks it off onto Carrie's gorgeous cans as Spence films. Janet licks it all up, cumswapping with her slutty daughter in law, jerking Spence's dick as he films and grins. Spence pisses all over Carrie's face while Janet eats his ass, tossing his salad like a true connoisseur. Carrie smiles the whole time that big ass dick sprays her face with his golden nectar. Janet plays with his big balls as she licks out his chubby ass, smacking it as she dines on it. Spence cums in Janet's trembling, bushy gray haired cunt and films Carrie eating it all out. He ass fucks Carrie then cums up her ass and Janet returns the favor, sucking all that cum outta her daughter in law's very sweet, very tight butt. It was a very pleasant, very satisfying porn debut for Spence. Carrie is letting him stay over til Doug gets back. She's gonna let him move into the garage then. She wants to keep his big dick as close as possible. Janet's coming back to town soon too. And Kelly... she's always in need of some extra dick so Spence will be staying very busy with his new harem of Queens sluts. Plus... he's a pornstar now. No more Subway booths for him. It sure pays to be... Spence The Wannabe Pornstar. 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

06/15/2020  The Fuck Bros Are Here Me and my buddies started making videos to upload online. It kinda just started organically. We hang out and fool around all the time so we always thought we could make some money off of it somehow. Fuzzy, Spence, Howard, Ellsworth and I have been really close since we were kids. We all met in elementary school and bonded there. I've always been the one that looked out for them. I'm the one getting laid too, but I never really put much thought into a website. Howard (The Big Bang Theory) was the brains there... with a little help from ol Fuzzy. He's the smart one. An engineer. Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) is the go to guy for weed. He's also got family that works at the Staples Center so we always get good tickets for free. Spence(The King Of Queens) is actually my cousin. He's also the dorky, but funny one. Ellsworth (Former WWE Superstar James Ellsworth) is... well... Ellsworth. Me? I'm the ladies man. And a pretty chill dude. Both are a gift. We usually spend a lot of our free time in my front yard... or around our neighborhood in Van Nuys... smoking and drinking... chillin and bullshittin. We... or more like I... pick up girls when we can. I've got a few girlfriends... and sugar mamas... so I'm pretty chill in the pussy department. I try and hook up my buddies, but... it usually doesn't go too well. I think that's why Howard... with a little help from Fuzzy... came up with the website idea. He figured it would be easier if the chicks knew they would be on a website and maybe they would be happy to fuck and suck my very nerdy friends for the honor. We have fun no matter what, but I have to admit, since we started the site it's gotten even funner. We run it out of Howard's basement. It's like a mom and pop operation, but with five very horny buddies instead.. We're The Fuck Bros... and this is our story... ... Sitting in my front yard wit my buddies, checking out the cars passing by. Smoking, drinking a few beers. "Dude... did you hear about Amanda (UFC Champion Amanda Nunes)? Dude... she beat the shit outta some dude that tried to rob the store. Fucked him up bad." Fuzzy tells us, puffing and passing to me. "Yeah... I heard she broke like five of his ribs and his nose." Howard adds, puffing after I pass to him. "She's a baddass for sure." Spence chimes in. I look down the street at the Quickie Mart. Amanda works there with Ms Cho (Margaret Cho). She's a real cool chick. Brazilian. Lesbian... except when it comes to my dick. "I'd love to fuck her, but I hear she's a lesbian." Spence has a thing for her. He has a thing for pretty much every chick. His thing doesn't get too much action though. "And she'd beat your pasty white ass." Fuzzy teases, smoking, then passing to me. We all laugh. "Hey... I'm not that pasty white anymore. I've been tanning." Spence shows off his imaginary tan arms in his The Fuck Bros white tank top. I shake my head. Dude is still white as Casper. But, he's got the hots for the chick at the tanning salon. So he's been going down there... and striking out with her. Yeah... my buddies need help. "I saw Kim leaving earlier, dude. Kim fucking Kardashian in our little neighborhood. My best friend is dating... and fucking... the Kardashian queen." Fuzzy pats me on the back. "Yeah... James is. Not you, dumbass." Spence strikes back. Fuzzy flips him off. We keep smoking and drinking. Nice day in Van Nuys. The valley is usually hot as fuck, but it's 80 with a cool breeze... and honeys. "Hey, baby." One of my girlfriends Max (Kat Dennings) pulls up in her new BMW. I bought it for her, for her birthday. I try to be a good boyfriend. Max is a waitress at a diner across town. She jumps in my lap and wraps her smooth legs around my waist and her arms around my neck. She's smiling wide. Those lips drive me crazy. So full and thick and luscious. Holy crap! The most kissable lips ever. She kisses me, deeply and passionately. Our tongues fuck, our spit swapping, her very curvy body rubbing perfectly on me. "Thanks again for my car, baby. I love it." Max kisses me again, then licks up on my lips. A nice, playful wink adds to the whole horny vibe. My buddies just stare, mouths open, at her gorgeous, lush ass and all natural 34DDs. Can't blame em. I squeeze em and lean down and kiss both perfect titties. "You're welcome. Thanks for the awesome titties. I love them." I wink at Max. She laughs, chewing some gum. She takes the blunt from Fuzzy and puffs hard, slowly exhaling upwards, then puffing again and passing to me. "They're all yours, baby doll." Kat winks back, a very sexy and slutty smile plastered on that perfect face. She blows a big bubble, then pops it, playfully shaking her eyebrows at me. Max also grinds steadily on my lap... and my cock is very much appreciative. My buddies bullshit and smoke while Kat and I make out. My hands are glued onto her large, luscious melons, groping em roughly through her very tight, yellow and red waitress uniform while Max tongue fucks my throat. "Damn! I gotta go, baby. My fucking job. Save this cock for me later." Max kisses me so damn deep while she massages my fat, growing cock. She gets up and blows me a kiss. I sneak a booty squeeze and slap in as she heads back to her car to head to work. She waves as she speeds off. What a hot fucking broad she is. "Hey guys." Howard's beautiful, busty blonde wife Bernadette... we can't figure out how he got her... joins us. She leans over and flashes me that super cleavage... and a little smile... as she hugs Howard. She's a sweet... but rough when she gets mad... little lady with a high pitched, video game princess type voice. "Can we see your tits, Bernadette?" Spence blurts out. Howard looks at him with an angry scowl. "What the freak, Spence." Howard says, aggravated. Ellsworth hits Spence's leg for asking... then sits back and anxiously sees if she actually does it. "Dude..." Fuzzy adds, smokes and passes to me. "Just asking. Bernadette's got very beautiful breasts. You all know you wanna see them." Spence makes a good point. I've already seen em, but I'm not adverse to seeing em again... and again... andddd again. "Well thanks, Spence. I don't think Howie would approve though." Bernadette's so sweet. And so damn sexy. Those 32Ds are showcased nicely in her tight, pink, sleeveless blouse. It's open down to her gorgeous cans. "Pleaseeeeeeee. C'mon Howard. Let your wife flash us. We're bros. The Fuck Bros." Spence smokes and passes to Bernie. She takes a big toke and tries to pass to Howard, but he's staring down Spence so she passes to Fuzzy. "NO! NOW DROP IT!" Howard emphatically shuts Spence down. He gets a call from NASA. He's sort of an astronaut as well as a porn website afficianado. It's important. "I need to take this. Drop it, Spence." Howard gives Spence the evil eye and walks across the street to his house and heads inside. Spence has a really dejected look on his pasty white, perverted face "Relax, Spence. Here..." Bernie unzips her top and opens it, showing off her white, lacy bra. She reaches in and pulls her fucking gorgeous cans out and shakes em for us. Spence... and the rest of us... grin happily real quick. He pulls out his phone and takes a bunch of pics. Bernadette has really beautiful tits. So soft and perky, full and come shaped. How the fuck did Howard marry this chick? Bernie comes over and shakes em in my face, letting me motorboat em for a minute. I kiss, lick, bite and suck em like crazy, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I squeeze her sweet little booty while I suck hard on those beautiful, pink rubbery nips. Milk shoots out onto my tongue and I quickly drink it down. I rub her pussy through her skin tight, pink Capri pants and Bernie writhes happily all over my hand. Spence, Ellsworth and Fuzzy all play with themselves and take pics and film as they watch me play with my beautiful blonde neighbor. "He's coming back." Fuzzy points out Howard is coming out of his front door. Bernie quickly puts her titties away... after I get one last quick suck... and sits in the chair Howard was in, totally composed and calm. She winks at me and blows me a very sexy kiss. She's so freaking adorable. "Hey, what did I miss?" Howard asks with a friendly grin. Fuzzy laughs under his breath. We all just nod, nothing. "What did they want?" Bernie asks her also short husband. "Just if I would be interested in working in Houston. I told them no. I'm happy here." Howard kisses Bernie's cheek. "After all... we've got the website up and running... and it's more fun than spaceships anyway." He smiles at us all. We all nod in agreement and smirk as Bernie pushes her titties together with her upper arms, unbeknownst to her engineer/porn webmaster hubby. ... Shortly thereafter... "Hey, Amanda. Heard you beat some dude's ass." Fuzzy says. We walked down to the Quickie Mart to grab some cigs and beer. And Spence wanted some pork rinds. "Yeah. Popped him real good." She confidently says in her Brazilian accent, throwing a punch in the air. She smiles over at me. "Hey handsome." "Hey sexy. I'll be nice. I don't wanna piss you off." I joke with Amanda. She laughs. "Don't worry, baby doll. I would never hurt you. And... you know... I much prefer getting pissed on." She teases back with a wink and a smile. About ten seconds later, we're in the back, making out against the side wall. We knock over the mop bucket as we kiss with pure, raw animal lust. I yank up her black sports bra and excitedly dive in on her small, jiggly titties. I lick all over em and kiss em. Amanda licks her thick lips and rubs my face into her sexy breasts. I suck the whole tit into my mouth, each one, and suck real hard. Ravenously gorging myself on those sweet, perky, Brazilian titties. Her nipples are so fucking hard. I hand her my phone to film it for our site and yank off her black spandex sweatpants. I pull out my twelve inch white dick and shove right up that very tight, lesbian pussy. "UH!! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Amanda smiles as she moans in delight at my rough entry. We fuck right there. She humps hard, bouncing up and down on my fat white meat as I drill deep up into her very juicy, vice gripping Brazilian twat. The intense sexual heat in the room is so powerful. We sweat and kiss wildly, groping and fucking our brains out. Amanda cums three times straight, her pussy blasting out her very sweet, milky pussy nut. My cock trembles in her cumming twat as I roughly molest her quivering tits. "Mmmmmmm! Cum in me, daddy. I wanna have your baby." Amanda smiles so. Sweet, softly licking my tongue and lips. I immediately cum up her hard spasming cunt. My thick cock cream propels outta my white dick like a horny ass torpedo outta submarine. Glob after glob of creamy goo splatters every fucking inch of her beautiful pink folds. I push Amanda down after I finish pumping her pussy full. She smirks happily and drops to her knees, a sucking, biting and licking all over my cum dripping white dick. She plays with eh small drop of jizz left. They drip outta my piss slit right onto her slutty tongue. She gulps them down, handing me the camera. I film it all. Amanda attacks my white meat with such cum crazed fervor. I start pissing all over her sexy smiling face. She holds her face up for me, smiling right into my camera. My piss splashes all over it, then right into her wide open, very throaty mouth. She eagerly wraps those glistening, glossy, Brazilian lips tight on my fat pissing crown and sucks away, drinking every single warm drop of piss I dump into her piss crazed mouth. FUCK, IT'S HOT! "Awesome, baby." I pick up Amanda and kiss her voraciously. I put the phone down and hold her hands up on the wall, my tongue rough fucking hers. I really dig this chick. I wanna have a bunch of babies with her. ... I head home while my buddies head out on the prowl for pussy... yeah... I'm not expecting much. "My gorgeous son." Mama (Kelly Madison) is such a sweetheart. She greets me in the kitchen, walking up behind me as I fix a sandwich. She hugs me from behind and softly kisses my neck. Those awesomely perfect 34FF jugs of her rub so damn perfectly across my back. She loves teasing me with em. God, I love her! "How's the website coming along?" Mama asks, continuing to rub those huge melons all over my back. I groan happily and she smiles beautifully, knowing how much I love what she's doing. Her hands wander down my stomach and grasp my dick through my thin, green sweatpants. I never wear underwear so her hand feels so fucking good through that thin material. "OK, I guess. Just about all of it is me. I don't mind it, but I'm hoping my boys will pick it up and start getting content themselves. "Well, they don't look like you do, baby. And... (She's rubbing and gripping my cock in my pants)... they don't have this gorgeous cock you have. Plus, you're so charming and adorable. The perfect man. My perfect son." Mama licks my neck and playfully bites it. God, she's awesome. "I get it from you, mama. You're definitely the hottest mom ever." "Awww. So sweet." Mama turns me around and kisses me with those full, luscious, succulent lips. Her red lipstick smearing on my lips. She drops to her knees and fishes out my half hard meat, making her own punch time sandwich. A fat cock one. She drags those succulent lips perfectly all over my ever growing rod, slowly licking as she goes. She smiles up at me, grabbing her phone from her thin gray sweatpants and handing it to me. More hot footage for my site. Mama bobs away, slowly, then quickly, gobbling up my pleasantly aching dick. I put my hand on top of her perfect, blonde bombshell head and watch and film everything. I zoom in on her luscious lips devouring my rod, her spit pouring out of the sides of her over stuffed mouth. Her slutty moaning makes me groan... along with her expert cocksucking skills. I cum dump in my mother's loving, sperm sucking mouth, pumping out seemingly endless amounts of it. She gladly gulps it all down, sucking hard and deep on me. She smacks her thick, lipstickless lips off of my cock repeatedly. It feels and sounds so fucking awesome! Mama stands up and kisses me while I play with her heaving jugs, pulling them out of her thin, gray hooded top. I squeeze em for dear life, making her moan happily. She kneels back down and happily holds her magnificent, heavy titties up for me as I piss all over em. Mama grabs my pissing dick and aims my heavy stream at both of her huge breasts, completely drenching them. My warm urine splashes off those thick, throbbing nips and bumpy areolaes with such force. Mama's smiles the whole time, blowing kisses into the camera and at me. She finally sucks the rest of my piss wave down her thirsty throat, ravenously drinking every freaking drop. "YUM!" She smiles up at me, popping her lips loudly off of my now dry dick. She licks the sensitive piss slit and tip, then kisses it softly. My mother is without a doubt the queen of mothers. The fucking dick sucking, piss drinking queen of queens. I love her so freaking much! I grin my ass off and take a few pic. Mama poses perfectly with my dick in her mouth, throwing up the double middle finger salute at the camera as well as the deuces. Fucking perfect. (Big ol happy grin) ... When my buddies get back, they're really excited. "Dude... you won't fucking believe it. We gangbanged two chicks. It was fucking awesome!" Fuzzy is giddy. "Yeah. Yeah. We picked up these two hotties from Walgreens and took em to a hotel and had our way with them." Howard emphasized the last part in his creepiest, trying to be sexy voice. We watch the video. As it progresses, the nicest thing I can say about it is the chicks aren't half bad. That's the good part. The bad part?... Well... unbeknownst to my hapless friends. I know both of them. Why's that so bad?... Well... the two chicks have a certain thing that other chicks don't have. Yeah... they're chicks with dicks. Fortunately for the guys, I guess, they never got far enough to show them. And they're pretty clueless about girls anyway. Once again... how did Howard get Bernadette?... I decided not to burst their bubble, either way. Fuzzy and Spence got blown by one of the chicks, while, Howard titty fucked the other. Ellsworth got some suck action from her and they both came all over her face. She's a brunette with some rather mannish tattoos. My boys really need to develop their chicks with dicks radars. All four guys were cheering each other on and high fiving throughout the whole weird spectacle. It would usually be pretty freaking embarrassing, but with my friends, any action is at least some action. Fuzzy and Spence lasted slightly longer than Howard and Ellsworth. They titty fucked their girl. A blonde with big fake tits. Fuzzy and Spence both popped on her tits and filmed her licking it all up. Fuzzy even started pissing on her tits, but was pushed away immediately by the chick. He kept apologizing as she ran off to the bathroom. All in all. A pretty forgettable experience. Except, the guys were really excited about it all so I kept my mouth shut. I'm glad they finally got some action to put up on the site... embarrassing or not. The Fuck Bros is pretty much one bro right now, but hopefully they'll finally get it together one day soon. ... "Mmmmmmmmm. Yeahhhhhhhhh. I'm gonna cum in your mouth, babe. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim grinds faster on my face, her otherworldly ass rubbing on my nose. She's filming me and Spence double dicking Bernadette at my place. Howard is out with Ellsworth and Fuzzy is doing something for his mom. I decided to help Spence out so someone other than me can out some decent content up on our site. Bernie is riding my dick, those luscious titties gently brushing across my chest as Spence drills her ass. She's sucking on Kim's DDs while she films it all, cumming in my mouth. "Mmmmmmmmmmm." Kim shoots her cum right into my eagerly sucking mouth. My tongue dives deep up her quivering folds, licking her out as her milky cum coats my entire tongue. I slap and squeeze Kim's amazingly beautiful ass. God, how I love it. My hands are so fucking happy playing with the worlds most awesome ass. I slap it again. Kim moans, grinding hard on my mouth. I slap it once more and squeeze it hard, shaking it and squeezing it some more. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Bernie screams, getting seesawed in her horny holes. Spence is trying not to come too quick, grunting and wincing in pain. Kim laughs at his ridiculous faces, then kisses Bernie, both hotties playing with each other's big tits. Spence grunts once more and cums, slamming into Bernie's ass as she bounces wildly on my dick. Spence dick slips out of Bernie's ass so he slaps it on her sweet, supple butt, rubbing it across her lily white cheeks. Spence cums a lot so he keeps cumming. Kim watches in amazement at how much he actually cums. Spurt after spurt shooting out onto Bernie's white ass. Kim's a cum junkie so she loves to watch it... among other, slutttier things. She reaches down and grabs Spence's cock, squeezing it slightly, then jerking the rest of his load out. He just enjoys the feeling, open mouthed and drooling at my world famous girlfriend playing with his hooded rod. Kim leans down and licks a small glob of Spence's cum up, slowly, and films herself swallowing it down. "Hmmm. Very nice, Spence. Not bad at all." Kim winks at him. Spence just grins and falls back on the bed, exhausted and sexually drained. I pump Bernie's pussy full of my super sperm. She quickly jumps off me and moves to it as does Kim. They both smile beautifully and lap at all the flying jizz, swallowing quickly and catching the rest out of the air. Kim and Bernie suck me dry, then kiss and cum swap between them. I take the camera and film the two of them play with the long, gooey strands of my thick cum. They suck it all in and slurp it all up. They kiss some more, then lick, suck and kiss me totally clean. Spence just groans happily, almost passed out on the foot of the bed. We all laugh. At least he was finally in some good footage. That's a positive for my clueless cousin. ... When Howard and Ellsworth come over they show me the double hand job they got from an obvious hooker who they tell me is a school teacher they met at Subway. Kim can't stop laughing at them. Bernie too. We all end up laughing, even they realizing they got caught. But hey, sex is sex. Or a hand job is sorta sex. (Laughing) Even Fuzzy surprised us. He got a blowjob from his mom and filmed it. She was drunk and real horny. He said he felt weird, but fuck it... a blowjob is a blowjob. The Fuck Bros strike again... sort of. It's tough having such helpless buddies when you're trying to have a successful porn site. But, we make the most of it. I'll keep doing my thing. Kat is bringing her best friend Caroline over later. She's also a waitress at the same diner. Who knows... maybe we can do a gangbang or something. Kat loves to fuck, but it might take more than a little persuading for her to give up the pussy to my dorky ass friends. Oh well... The Fuck Bros Are Here and we will keep fucking our brains out... at least this one will. 04: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

06/09/2020  Sex Is My Hustle "Is James back from Vegas yet?" "No, mom. He's on his way, but he's not here yet." "Khloe sent me a bunch of pictures. She's so happy." "I know. She sent me a bunch too. They did the ceremony with her riding James. (Giggling)... it looked so hot." (Licking her full, smooth, luscious lips, rubbing her pussy through her skin tight black leather pants) "Yeah... It sure did in the pictures. My son in law hasn't forgotten about me and our agreement, has he? I need that gorgeous cock too." "No, mom. (Giggling)... James hasn't forgotten about getting you pregnant. It's just been a busy time around here, lately. It always is, to be exact. I'll remind him when he gets home." "I want you to join in too, baby doll. I want you eating my ass while that huge cock cums in my pussy. God! That makes me wanna cum right now!" "(More giggling)... Mom... you're such a horny slut. I'll definitely eat your ass while James cums in your beautiful pussy. Yum." "I can't wait, Kimberly. Love ya." "Love you too, mom. Talk to you later." ... Kim Kardashian is my top wife. Her ass is the things the hottest wet dreams are made of. She's right. I haven't forgotten my promise to knock up my mother in law, Kris Jenner. Two times over mother in law. I just married the fucking asstastic Khloe Kardashian in Vegas. I dig the Kardashian bitches. A lot of people don't. Fuck em! Kris and her slutty daughters are all great fucks and that's pretty much all you need for me to dig ya. ... In my pimped out green and gold metal flake retro van on the way back from Vegas... my bodyguard WWE Superstar Nia Jax driving... "GODDDDDDDDD!!!!! SUCH A BIG FUCKING DICK!!!!! IN MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! FUCK ME, DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" My newest wife and butt slut extroidinarre Khloe K is diggin my twelve fat inches of premium dick meat crammed up her super phat rump. She's riding me, reverse cowgirl, on my gold velvet pull out bed in the back of the gold shag carpeted van. I fucking love this van! Khloe's ass feels so fucking GOODDDDDDDDD!!! PHAT, CURVY, TIGHT, AND HAPPY AS FUCK TO HAVE MY HUGE ASS WHITE DICK SLAMMING UP IN IT! HOT FUCKING DAMN, BITCH! All the Kardashian bitches have great asses. Kendall's is the smallest. Tight as fuck though. Kris has a gorgeous rump. That old bitch can take a deep dicking too. Khloe's bouncing full boar on me. I'm squeezing the shit outta her D cup titties, pinching and rolling her throbbing nips as she slams up and down my dick. That ass! That fucking ass! HOLY FUCK! THAT FUCKING ASS! So damn tight and warm. It's fucking grabbing, gripping hard and jacking off my cock every thrust in. FUCK! "UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M CUMMING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!! GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! Uh uh uh uh UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Khloe rubs her pounding pink clit faster and faster as she looks down at her squirting pussy fountain. Her nut blasts out, hitting the carpet, the console up front, the passenger and driver's seat, the front windshield... even Nia, who's driving. FUCK YEAH! I LOVE THAT SHIT! I pound the fuck outta her ass some more, FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER UP IN THAT RUMP ALL DAY LONG, BITCH!!!!! I cum dump like an undefeated champ... which I am. My jizz shoots outta my cum cannon, splattering her convulsing bowels, over fucking flowing that awesomely perfect butt. FUCK! IT FEELS SO DAMN GOODDDDDDDDD!!! I close my eyes and ride out that super satisfying feeling every time my dick jerks and pumps out another thick glob of sperm. SO... FUCKING... GOOD!!! Khloe lays back on me and we kiss. She sucks off my tongue while we swap spit and I slap, grope and molest her smokin fucking hot, sexually intoxicated body. I softly slap her pussy over and over as she moans and screams uncontrollably into my mouth. She cums again, all over my fingers. She grabs my nutty hand and pulls it to her sexy as fuck, luscious as fuck mouth and licks and sucks up every damn drop of her slimy and sweet pussy nut. I just smirk and watch, fucking her ass a little. She loves that. I got the magic dick. Long, thick and ready to make a hot pussy super fuckin slick! We kiss some more. Nia pulls over at a truck stop. She gets up and comes back to us, pulling my cock outta Khloe's butt. I get my phone for what's next. Nia sucks me clean, devouring all twelve inches of me, lapping up all the cum that spilled out onto my fat balls and sucking me with intense cum craving. I start pissing down her fucking throat. She just smiles around my fat white meat and drinks it all down as I film it. Khloe kisses my cheek and licks my neck while I quench Nia's immense thirst. When I'm done pissing and Nia's done sucking me dry, I keep filming. Nia attacks Khloe's curvy as hell ass and sucks out every drop of my creamy nut. Khloe takes my phone and films it herself. I slap and squeeze her big titties while Nia sucks Khloe's booty clean and slowly jerks my now soft cock. She's one helluva great bodyguard. ... Back at home at Sex World in LA... "I'm so happy to have you home, baby." Kim goes kiss crazy all over my face as she hugs me around my neck. I pick her up and squeeze that awesome ass while we make out. I get married a lot... it's a fun hobby... but Kim is still my main wife. She's had me and my big dick smiling since we first met. She also helps me run my sex fueled empire. Everything I do is about two things... sex and money. I'm trying to use every way possible to make a buck... or a lot of em... off of fucking. We're like the Bonny and Clyde of fuck and suck. I've got alotta freaky shit going on all the time and Kim's right in the fucking middle of it with me. "We're filming Splooged Faces #146 down in the basement. Kathie Lee is directing. Chris McKendry is in it. I put Fat Bastard (Austin Powers Movies) in it too. He wouldn't shut up about it so I said he could be the splooger." Kim giggles as we swap spit. "Good call... as long as his fat ass doesn't fuck it up." My hands are loving my wife's supremely beautiful ass cheeks. Squeezing away. I take Kim upstairs to our bedroom to bang her brains out, while downstairs... "OK, Fat Bastard. Get that big dick ready. We need to get the money shit this time. SO CUM!" My gorgeous grandmother Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) directs the action in the cum/piss room. I've got a full fledged porn studio in my basement. Several rooms with different themes. This one's a rubber room with urinals and a couple of stalls. We film some hot ass gloryhole scenes down here too. "You got it, girllllie. Me meat stick is ready to splooge this little honey sillay." The grotesquely fat and hairy movie star blurts out in his thick Scottish accent. ESPN Tennis anchor and blonde milf hottie Chris McKendry in on her knees, mouth wide open, ready for blast off. Her white tank top... no bra... is soaking wet from piss. Fat Bastard had no problem pissing all over her thinly covered, small, perky breasts earlier, but he can't get the pop shot going. Kathie Lee is giving him a vicious stare. They've been filming for five hours and she frustrated and she wants to come say hello to me. She's sending me sweet texts... nude pics of her awesome, mature jugs with a bunch of heart emojis all over em. Upstairs... "That's sweet, babe." She digs the text. "GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!" Kim's riding me, smiling and squirting, playing with my buff, shredded abs and pierced nips. I'm 265 lbs of pure ripped muscle. Got an 8 pack. Been working out since I was 6. Every day. When I'm not fucking or hustling or getting high... some times when I am. "God, you're so beautiful, babe. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim blows me kisses, bouncing and grinding that soaked, vibrating snatch all over my foot long meat monster. She leans down, licking my lips slowly, sucking on my tongue as she quickly speeds up on my cock, bouncing faster and faster on me, that pussy locking down on my rod, pumping it as it squeezes it. Lift off. It pumps out my thick load of cum. Jolt after jolt of creamy cock goo blasting powerfully up that trembling twat a thousand miles a fucking hour. Back in the basement... "IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME! MAKE SURE YOU GET IT... THE FAT ASSHOLE PROBABLY CAN'T GET IT UP AGAIN!" My grandmother's frustration with my fat and obnoxious crew member has boiled over, but he's finally cumming. Chris catches a fat glob of the slimiest jizz you've ever seen on her quick lapping tongue. She gulps it down as two more fat blasts of goo hit her forehead and cheeks. Some gets in her right eye. She quickly wipes it out. "Ther ya go, Missy! Some yummy beanbag goo for ya. Yeahhhhhhh. I'M DEAD SEXAYYYY!" Fat Bastard is proud of himself. "AND CUT!" Kathie Lee wraps it up. The crew shakes their heads and stretch... and groan about how long the damn day was waiting on the fat guy to pop. "So... what did it taste like?" Granny asks Chris while she wipes her eye clean of super slimy nut. "Really good, surprisingly. Took long enough to taste it though." Chris smiles back at my grandmother who gets up and walks over to them. "Really? Well..." Kathie Lee grabs that fat nine incher and jerks it, drawing out one last drop of cock goo. She leans over and sucks the fat, greasy crown, gulping down that fat drop of nut in no time at all. She stands back up and nods. "Yeah... damn good. At least you got something right, asshole." Granny slaps Fat Bastard's massive... and really disgusting... hairy ass. He farts of course. Making everyone shake their heads and fan the damn air. "Asshole! GET OUT!" Kathie Lee points angrily to the door. "Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am. Bye little lady." Fat Bastard apologizes and waves with a creepy, filthy smile at Chris... and farts again... running... or waddling wildly... out the door. "Oops... that one felt like it had some corn in it." Yeah he's a fucking mess. ... "Woah! Nice cock." My mom (Kelly Madison) compliments Fat Bastard as he waddles by through the kitchen. He smirks and nods at her and shakes it for her... and farts again. "Oh my God! Yuck!" Mom waves the air as fast as she can. Smelly ass motherfucker. Funny though so I keep his real fat, real annoying ass around. "SORRYYYYYY." Fat Bastard apologizes as he runs outside and dives in the pool. SPLASH!!! Water everywhere. All over my favorite lounger. Motherfucker is gonna clean that up! Mom shakes her perfect head, then checks her 34FFs in her white lacy bra. She's got a white blouse on over em, but the awesomely perfect breasts and bra are exposed. She pushes em up and shakes em a little. Perfect as always. "Hey, mama." I greet her. Nice hug from behind. Nice grind job on that smooth ass... and even nicer titty grope around. "Heyyyyy, baby. I'm so glad you're back." She kisses me. Those thick, lush lips taste like fine ass liquor. "How was Vegas?" "Cool. Fun wedding. I fucked Khloe the whole time. Picked up a couple new hoes too. So a business trip too. Ha." I keep squeezing those super soft, heavy jugs through that beautiful, skimpy bra. "I'm glad, baby. Mmmmmm. I love your arms around me. So strong and sexy." Mama lays back on my shoulder, soft kisses on my neck. Sexy ass bitch. I yank her skin tight white shorts down and start deep dicking my mother. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! GODDDDD!!!! WHAT A DICK!!!! MMMMMMMMM!!!!" Mama loves the big dick. She has a neon velvet painting of my cock over her bed. I pull her huge jugs outta her very skimpy bra and squeeze em even harder as she bounces that gorgeous ass and pussy all over my quick drilling dick. Mama's curvaceous body is shakin and quakin. She's moaning and groaning with such intense pleasure. She cums and cums, long blonde hair flailing, head shaking in pure ecstacy. Her super sweet cum splattering me and the kitchen floor as I keep drilling, so deep, so hard, so fast... faster faster faster faster... "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" She keeps cumming and I keep pounding, twelve fat inches stretching and thumping that tight, soaking wet snatch. It vibrates and trembles repeatedly, clutching and pumping my fat meat as mama shakes it even faster. I pump her full of dick cream. She leans back, kissing me deep still shaking her totally drenched pussy on my fast cumming meat machine. "Thank you, sweetheart. I needed that bad." Mama gives me a super sweet, super slutty smile and kisses me again. Those fucking lips! So soft and luscious. FUCK! I slap her supple ass and grab my phone. A text from my bitch Mystique. She's a big black afro wearing, ebony porn hottie... huge fake titties. Tall and trim. Fucking sexy as fuck! It says, "better get over here. There's blow everywhere. No sign of Penny (The Big Bang Theory) yet." Mystique is my VPA... Very Personal Assistant. I've got her checking on my stash houses, making sure everything's cool. I tell her to chill outside and wait for me. "Damn. Gotta go, mama." I kiss her and put away my dick. She rubs it through my black leather pants and rubs up and down my bare chest and stomach, smiling lovingly at me. "OK, baby. Be careful. Love you, my king." She give me a giant ass kiss. I squeeze that sweet ass and pick her up, digging her tongue fucking mine. "Love you, sweet tits." I wink, getting in a quick titty squeeze. Damn, I love them titties! She smiles and winks back, shaking her huge melons for me. Such a sweet mom. ... I grab another wife of mine, my aunt Beth (Beth Chapman) and Nia and we head out on choppers. Beth's on the back of mine and Nia is riding her own. Beth keeps her hands around my cock as we head out to Santa Monica. I got a few drug houses around the city where I store my stash. Penny is running that house for me this week. I switch em up. She's usually pretty fucking reliable so I'm wondering what's up. I need to take a leak, but no reason to pull over. I tell Beth. She takes care of it. She pulls my cock out and I start pissing in the wind. Ahhhhh. Love that sweet ass feeling. Beth aims it at a Prius... fucking hybrid car... and with my good ass aim I shoot it right into the driver's side window. The fucking yuppie driving wasn't expecting a golden shower I guess so he panics. He swerves and screams in horror. Beth and I laugh our ass off. Nia too. I douse the motherfucker some more, then after he swerves his bitch ass away, Beth leans around me and sucks my pissing dick, eagerly drinking down the rest of my yellow wave of urine. When we get there, we head in. Mystique meets me at the door. We kiss. I grab a booty squeeze while I'm at it. Fucking tight, thick ass. Fucking love it! "I didn't see Penny, but there's a whole buttload of blow around the house. I didn't go upstairs so I don't know about there." Mystique is looking fine as fuck. Skin tight black jeans and sports bra. Black leather biker vest... just like mine... on. Big ass black afro. Looks like a taller, darker Pam Grier from back in the day. We go in and look around. White walls... and it's wood paneling. Yayo everywhere. No Penny. Go in the kitchen. Dirty dishes and puke on the floor... still no Penny. I pull out my 44 Magnum... Dirty Harry special... and head to the bathroom down the hall. Smells like shit. Bottle of Jack on the sink. Half empty. But no Penny. Bedroom downstairs... nothing but a puddle of piss by the bed and some weed... unopened... by the closet. No fucking Penny. Beth pulls out her pink 38 snub nose. Pink ass gun... I shake my head. She's my bitch... and she's hot as fuck... so I let it slide. I light a blunt and take a big toke. I pass to Beth and think for a second. My other girls that work here and sell the drugs are out dealing so maybe they dipped in my stash. I doubt it. I hired em both and I'm careful about who I let deal my shit. Beth passes back to me. Another big toke. Another pass to Beth. She smokes and looks around, checking out the storage closet down the hall. "Beth... text Denise. Ask her if anything weird happened here since yesterday." I shoot out the bedroom window for the fuck of it... and to see if anything pops off... nothing... still no Penny. "Nope. She said she's hasn't seen or heard anything. No cops or anybody breaking in." Beth tells me, looking so goddamn sexy smoking that fat blunt, huge ass titties jiggling away under that denim jacket and cut down the front white and pink, SLUT, shirt. She blows me a smoky kiss. I smirk. "Want me to check upstairs, daddy?" Mystique asks, glock out. Bad ass black bitch to the core. "Yeah, take Nia with you." She nods. Mystique and Nia head upstairs, guns drawn. Beth comes over, hands me the blunt, and kneels. "God, I wanna suck your cock. All this drugs and guns stuff has me craving your cum, big daddy." I just smirk and smoke. Beth's pink glossy lips take over, sucking me so fucking beautifully. They slip and slide up and down my entire twelve, throbbing inches, spit flying, tongue in overdrive licking every inch. She bobs that long and wavy blonde haired head fast on me, her lips suctioning hard, her beautiful eyes locked on mine, her long pink fingernails softly massaging my meaty, cum filled nuts. Fuck! It's good! I feed her what she wants. Beth's eyes never leave mine as my jizz explodes down her throat. She deepthroats me so it can shoot right down her cum hungry gullet. That throat works fast, swallowing hard. Beth eats my entire load, every thick, gooey drop. "So fucking gooddddddddd. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Feed me, big daddy." She coos in her sluttiest voice, drinking my nut with the most satisfied smile ever. Upstairs... "Let me text daddy and tell him we found Penny..." Mystique tells Nia. She texts me and says she'll bring her down. Beth and I head out to the deck to look around outside on the beach. Nia looks around upstairs. She sees coke all over the walls and floor. Looks like a fuckin blizzard broke off in this bitch. Nia grabs the open kilo of yayo and tastes it, nodding her approval. She snorts a little. "Good shit." Mystique laughs to herself at the sight of Penny passed out on the sofa in the bedroom, nude, with my dumbass cousin Spence's (The King Of Queens) dick in her mouth. Cum is dried on Penny's chin and tongue. Mystique plays with Spence's real fat, pasty white, hairless balls. "Nice nuts." Then she points her glock to the ceiling and fires off a shot. Penny and Spence jump up, scared and in shock. "WHAT THE?... PLEASE DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE! PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!" Spence, shivering in fear. "HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!" Penny, wiping her chin and rubbing her hungover head. They both recognize Mystique and calm down a little. "God... what happened? I don't remember a damn thing." Penny lays back on the sofa, rubbing her eyes and head, groaning at her pounding headache. "You're.... not gonna shoot me are you?" Spence asks, cringing in fear, arms up to cover his face. Mystique looks at Nia and they both laugh. "I ain't gonna shoot you, whiteboy. Chill. At least not yet. You got such nice, fat nuts after all." Mystique teases him. She and Nia laugh again. "Take the yayo down to daddy. I can handle this." She tells Nia, who shakes her head and chuckles at Spence's fear as she heads back downstairs. Mystique sees Penny's phone and grabs it, looking for any evidence of what happened... bingo. She watches a short video. "Hmmm. Nice dick, Spence. Nice ass, Penny." "Tha... thanks." "Thanks, sweetie." "You take dick up your butt real nice, baby." Mystique nods her approval of the buttfucking action. She hands Penny the phone. "Oh my God. I definitely don't remember letting you fuck my ass, Spence. How wasted was I?" Penny shakes her head, then groans from the pain. Mystique takes the phone back. "Wow. Nice money shot. You got a lot of cum stored up in them big balls, whiteboy." Mystique teases. She's definitely a cum freak so she appreciates a big cumshot. "I gotta pee. Hope you're thirsty, whiteboy." "Huh?" Mystique pulls her pants down and walks over to Spence, slapping him back on the sofa. She climbs up on his clueless face and grinds it, piss in bright into his surprised, open mouth. Spence tries to complain, but gets a tidal wave of piss slamming into his mouth. "DRINK IT, BITCH! DRINK IT ALL, WHITEBOY! NOW!!!" Mystique orders, slapping at Spence's head. He mumbles into her pissing pussy, but has no choice but to obey. She gulps down mouthful after mouthful of warm piss from that absolutely perfect, neatly trimmed black pussy. Mystique smirks mockingly at Spence as he struggled to drink it all. She laughs and grinds faster on her pasty white, chubby face. "Good, bitch. Suck me clean. Yeahhhhhhh." Mystique licks her full, luscious, cherry red lips, grinding hard on Spence's mouth as he obediently sucks her quivering, dark ebony cunt clean. "See... it's good for ya, whiteboy." Mystique teases, playfully slapping Spence's worn out face as she gets up. She pulls her pants up, then leans over and kisses Penny softly. "Cum tastes good too. Play your cards right, whiteboy and I may let you feed me some, someday." Mystique winks and mockingly laughs over at Spence... then she slaps his soft dick... hard! He almost jumps off the couch in pain. "Get dressed. Both of you... and come downstairs. Daddy's gonna be pissed." Mystique struts her super fine black ass outta the bedroom and down the stairs. Penny and Spence look at each other with fear filled eyes. They both swallow hard, then get dressed, not knowing what I'll do to em. Mystique walks up to me and kneels in front of me in the living room. She pulls out my soft cock and starts licking and lathering it up... every thick inch. Beth and I share some smoke while Nia and I talk about the missing coke. As Mystique starts sucking me off, Penny and Spence come downstairs, heads down begging for forgiveness. Spence is my cousin so I'm probably not gonna whack him. Penny is one of my best girls... usually... and one of my favorites. What to do... hmmm... Mystique knows what I like. Those dark, sultry eyes are locked on mine, those thick, ruby red lips are locked around my fat white rod. Her long tongue is licking back and forth across my fat dick, spit rolling down the shaft. Those lush lips drag slowly, pursing perfectly, up and down my huge white cock. It's such a beautiful... and hot as fuck feeling... sight. Her huge black afro bounces as her mouth bounces on my white rod, over and over, her intensity picking up continually. My white dick is rock fucking hard in that very skilled, very white dick hungry, ebony mouth. "I say we shoot em both." Beth says, smoking... and joking. Penny and Spence gulp real hard, both starting to cry. "We sorry. We're so sorry. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee." Spence blurts out, hands covering his face, shaking in... and pissing... his pants. "I'm soooooooooo sorry, sweetheart. I really, REALLY am. Pleaseeeee forgive me." Penny begs. And I cum. Mystique gobbles all my thick white cock goo up with a big ass, cum crazed smile. She loves cum... mine especially. She drinks it down, making such slutty slurping noises. I feed the smoking hot black bitch a massive load and she eagerly gulps it down without missing a fucking beat. I groan happily and puff and pass to Nia. "Want me to beat em up?" Nia asks, blowing a huge smoke cloud, then passing to Beth. I think about it as Mystique finishes sucking me cum dry, lovingly kissing and rubbing her awesomely sexy, ebony face all over my huge, happy as fuck white meat. Mystique stands up and licks those lush lips for me, smacking Ema ND blowing me the sluttiest kiss ever. "Best cum ever, daddy. MWAH!" "Hurt em... but the fun way. Strapon the shit outta em... and film it all. Spence... you're gonna get violated." I smirk. He whimpers and cries a little. Beth, Mystique and Nia all smirk too, laughing and nodding, loving the idea. Penny doesn't seem to mind, a sly smirk forming on her gorgeous, pink, glossy lips. A true slut. It's why she's one of my favorite bitches. I leave my girls there to violate Spence and Penny and head out. "Oh yeah... make sure the rest of the stash gets sold... not snorted." I remind em as I walk out the door. I take the already opened key with me. I snort some on the chopper I keep at that pad. WOW! Fucking good shit! I put the key under the seat, crank up the chopper and head home. ... "GODDDDDDDD!!!! Eat my ass, Kimberly. Mmmmmmmmm. That huge cock feels so gooddddddddd!" Kris is loving my twelve thick all up in her mature cunt. She's riding me, her gorgeous D cup tits dangling in my face. Kim's got her mom's ass cheeks spread wide, her tongue tossing that tasty salad like there's no tomorrow. Kris is bouncing wildly on my huge meat while her daughter perfectly massages my big, meaty nuts. Kim slides a finger up my ass and wiggles away, just like her tongue is doing in her mom's smooth, supple butt. "Fill me up, James. I wanna have your baby. Mmmmmm. I wanna have a bunch of your babies. Yeahhhhhhh." My very slutty mother in law grins her naughtiest grin at me, kissing me deep, her tongue hard fucking mine, her arms around my neck. "I love it, mom. So naughty and freaky. Mmmmmm." Kim is definitely digging her mom's slutty side. She fingers my ass faster, masterfully massaging my prostate. Kris' dripping wet... and constantly cumming... pussy is so tight wrapped around my big ass, bulging shaft, pumping me with all its pussy powered force. It works. I slam all the way inside. "YES!!!!!" Kris yells out, her glossy lips still touching mine and cums hard... as I do. My jizz EXPLODES up her mature, cumming cunt, thick glob after thick glob of creamy super sperm pumping her past full. Some leaks out onto my balls, where Kim quickly... and very happily... laps it up, sucking my fat nuts in as she does. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. So fucking good, baby." Kris keeps smiling and I keep cumming. Her pussy is trembling with orgasmic fury, sucking out every last drop of semen in me. Kim keeps lapping up any that shoots outta her mom's pussy. Oh fuck yeahhhhhhh! DAMN! DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!! So fucking good! "Thank you, sweetheart." Kris kisses me, smiling her happiest smile. I give her a cocky wink, lean over and grab a bottle of Cristal and we all three start drinking while we chill, side by side in the big, comfy bed. Fucking fun times all around. ... All the stash houses have been paying out. Penny has picked up her professionalism. I put the video with her and Spence up online and it sold real well. Gave it a grainy, dirty vibe to it. Had Spence in it so it fit. Put up their punishment too. Seeing Spence getting double anal from two strapons while he's crying and apologizing made for a real big seller. Both strapons are squirters so fake jizz was pouring outta his wrecked, pasty white butt l night long. Penny drank hers. Nasty slut always turning me on. Kris is pregnant with triplets. Khloe and even Kim are both knocked up too. Kylie is next. Getting all them Kardashian bitches pregnant. Gotta keep the family growing. Can't have enough of those damn TV shows. HA. I'm always hustling. Always. And it's always about sex. Sex and money make the world go round. And they both make me real rich and real fucking happy. By : DickThePimp 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

06/05/2020  It's All About Cheating Ch. 1 New series all about the wacky world of cheating... Every story has the same theme, but a different cast just like Trailer Park Sex Addict "Hurry up, before James gets up. Oooooohhhhhhhh.... Uhhhhhhhhhh... SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!!" My girl Hazel is riding my buddy Spence's fat white dick in his trailer across the park. She's using her vibrator on her pounding clit while Spence's ten and a half inch, uncircumsized white meat drills up her light chocolate twat. Hazel grinds faster and faster on that thick hooded dick. Her eyes rolling back in her head as she gets ready to squirt. "Hold up!" She tells Spence who's sweating and grunting his pasty white ass off. She sits up off his dick and... "HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Her pussy shoots out her sweet pussy nectar like a fucking machine gun. It goes everywhere, soaking Spence's crotch, the bed, everything! "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hazel's head falls back, her eyes rolling back into her skull as her pussy keeps squirting. "SHIT SHIT SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!" She keeps vibrating her clit, rubbing the vibrator quickly across the pounding pink nubbin. Hazel's known for her Big O's and this is a real big one. "Hurry up.... Put it back in... HURRYYYYYYYYY!!!!" She screams at Spence. He jams his huge dick back up that deliciously devine, dripping wet love box, fucking up into it faster and harder and faster and harder and faster andddddddddd harderrrrrrrr! "SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.... OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Hazel cries as she vibrates her squirting count through another Big O. My boy Spence took his viagra so he's ready to rock. As soon as Hazel rides out her latest Big O, Spence cums, blasting his massive wad straight up that super sweet, light chocolate love box. "FUCKKKKKKK!!!!! SHOOT THAT SHITTTTTTTTTT!!!" Hazel's eyes start rollin again. No Big O though. Spence's and Hazel's cum pours outta her packed, pounding box. It's a cum mess all over goofy grinning Spence and his bed. My mixed honey girlfriend is a sexual dynamo. It's why she's my bitch. Fortunately for Spence, she's also a big time slut so she gets off on cheating. We all do around here. It's the national past time at the trailer park. I don't really care if Hazel fools around, but she's new here so she doesn't wanna take the chance of me finding out about her extracurricular activities and getting mad. Plus... it's. A big time fucking turn on. Hazel loves to cheat, just like me. She's cheated on every other boyfriend she's ever had... a girl after my own heart. I've cheated on every fucking chick my fat dick's ever been in. It's why we get along so great. That and the hot fucking sex. (Big smirk)... We're always fucking. Except this time. I'm passed out drunk in my bed. 72 beers got to me. I'm usually pretty damn good handling my liquor. Probably was the ten shots of moonshine on top of the beer that did the trick. "Damn, baby... you got that big ol dick working right! WHEW! Damn.... My pussy gonna be sore from that shit. Mmmm Mmmmmm." Hazel licks Spence's cum dripping dick, then smacks her lips at him. "Damn... you got some sweet ass cum too, baby. Viagra flavored." She laughs, throwing back her really long black braids. They hang down to her thicka than a snicka ass. Fuckin love that phat ass! Spence laughs too, still grinning his pasty white, sweaty ass off. Hazel gets up and hits the bathroom before she comes home to me. She showers there and grabs a sandwich on the way out. Spence takes a nap, still grinning from ear to ear. Hazel walks back across the park, the bright sun bouncing off her Gucci shades I bought her. That fine ass, jiggly body, so soft and smooth always attracts attention. Her skin tight, gray, JAMES tee shirt... so sweet... no bra too... and really short and tight white shorts help get that attention. Hazel waves to the cat callers, friends and flasher. Yeah... we got one. Name's Harry. He's always wearing that damn, beige trench coat. Dude's like 65 and fat, but harmless. Hazel comes in the trailer, grabs a beer and head back to our bedroom. I'm all laid out on the messy bed. She giggles when she sees me a naked, sprawled out drunk on the bed. She's my bitch. We love each other dearly. The cheating is a sex thing. But we do love each other. And I love fucking her fine mocha ass hillbilly silly! "Baby?... Baby?..." Hazel tries waking me up... No luck. She gets a naughty idea... best kind. About two minutes later, she's bouncing her thick, mocha ass all over my fourteen inch white cock. Hazel grinds and bounces, devouring my entire meat missile. No need for the vibrator, cause here she goessssssss! "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! OH... my... goddddddddddddd (Quiet screaming, eyes rolled completely back in her head, her head and body shaking uncontrollably) ....... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! UMPHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!" She squirt non stop for ten minutes straight. No joke. TEN FUCKING MINUTES! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I finally wake up, totally covered in pussy nut. I don't kind cause it's so tasty and sweet. But I whatever. I belch and fart. Hazel blows me a big kiss and keeps SQUIRTINGGGGGGGGGG!!!! DAMN! That bitch can squirt! Everything in the fucking room is drenched. The bed, windows, blinds, nightstands...me... the piss and vomit stained carpet... EVERY FUCKING THING! Even the damn TV behind her. HOW THE FUCK DID SHE DO THAT? We share a good laugh and look around the room. Pussy nut dominates the aroma of the damn room... and I fucking love it. Hazel and I make out chill, smokin a fat blunt, pounding a few beers too. I puke on the floor and keep going. PUKE AND RALLY, BITCH! Good times. Spence's mom is super hot. He's adopted... of course. She's black. Her name's Jackie (Basketball Wives LA Star Jackie Christie). She's got a live in boyfriend... along with Spence. Dude's always gone though. He's some kinda damn salesman. Hazel goes to visit her mom across the park just as Jackie comes over for some weed and a fuck. Oh yeah. I banging Spence's hot mom. We chill on the sofa. Ganjah smoke filling the living room. Jackie's big black jugs filling my hands. She's leaned back against me, smoking away. She passes to me while I fondle those big, soft black melons relentlessly. Fuck! I love her big, natural tits! "Mmmmmmmmm. I love how you play with my titties, James. God, it feels good!" Jackie smokes and relaxes as I pull and shake those black jugs through her black tank top and bra. I squeeze em hard, then soft, then shake em and slap em, then squeeze em hard some more. I softly massage them, rubbing her rock hard nips through her top and bra, reaching under her top and pulling em out of the bra, letting em dangle delightfully over the cups. I squeeze em hard again.... Harder.... Harder... then softly massage em some more. It drives Jackie wild. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! SHIT! I'M GONNA CUM! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" Jackie screams. I pinch and rub her thick, rubbery nipples faste and faster and faster as she cums. "OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!!" Jackie's eyes close hard, her body trembling in my lap. I softly massage those gorgeous, soft cans as Jackie comes down from her Big O. I'm obsessed with her tits. They're so soft and full. Just perfect. She blows me for the next ten minutes, on her knees in front of me. I smoke and smile as Jackie's ebony mouth devours my white meat, pumping and drooling all over it with those thick, luscious lips. She rides me for fifteen minutes on the sofa, cumming twice more. I suck away on her fat, black tits as she bounces and grinds me, screaming and creaming, kissing and licking all over my happy face. We end with me banging her pussy from behind as she makes us some drinks. I slam bang that sweet black pussy, slapping her phat, jiggly booty harder and harder, slapping against it every time I drill up her constantly spasming cunt. She cums twice more... and I cum deep up her. Every thick glob of creamy semen blasts outta my giant white dick like a torpedo outta a submarine. I slam up her hard as I cum, EVERY... FUCKING... TIME! We kiss, titty grope and drink. Finishing up before Hazel gets home. I think Spence saw his mom leave my trailer, but tough shit. I let him bang my girlfriend. More bad news for him... Jackie told me later I got her pregnant. Twins. So I guess I'm kinda like Spence's step-dad or something like that now. Ha. Some twisted version of it. Hazel finally blew Harry the flasher behind our trailer when I went out to get a few cases of beer at the liquor store. It's cool. Like I said, cheating turns me on. Plus... I banged the hot blonde female clerk at the liquor store while she waited for her boyfriend to pick her up. What a world. Wacky and horny. I love it. That's my life cause... It's All About The Cheating. By : DickThePimp 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

06/05/2020  This Is Trashy TV 500 million subscribers and counting worldwide... $10 a month each... 20 billion dollars a year in merchandising and advertising... That's 80 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR IN REVENUE... Trashy TV... Cause Trashy Fun Is The Funnest Fun Trashy TV headquarters... West Hollywood... 100 floors of sexually trashy awesomeness... "GOD, YES!!! I'M CUMING AGAINNNNNNNNNN!!!!" "ME TOOOOOO!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! HOLY FUCK, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" "ME THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!! UHHHHHHH!!!!! OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WOW!!!!!!" Damn... I got a great life. Three hot honeys all cumming on me at the same damn time. HOT DAMN! Beth Chapman... Kate Upton... and Courtney Love respectively all shower me with pussy nut. All over my cock, down my throat and all over my face. HOT FUCKING DAMN! Beth is bouncing wildly on my fat freaking dick. Kate is grinding hard on my thirsty mouth... and Courtney is being Courtney. She's all hopped up on whatever and squirting all over my face and hair. I dig it though. All of it. I grope the fuck outta Kate's magnificent, all natural jugs while all the cumming is going on. My fourteen inch dick is buried balls deep in one of the juiciest cunts ever. God Bless Sluts! And Pussy! I cum all over all three smiling faces, filling all three wide open mouths while I'm at it. I cum and cum and cum. Oh fuck yeah! My gooey cock goo explodes out and my sweet bitches gobble it all up, licking it from all three faces and drinking all globs deposited in those cum crazed mouths. They all three rub those beautiful titties all over my dick too. "UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GOD, I LOVE TITTIES!" I yell. Beth, Kate and Courtney all laugh and continue the threeway titty teasing cock massage. I just lay back on my big ol pimp bed and smile... and drink a beer while I'm at it. Loving life and feeling pretty darn wonderful. ... It's groping day at the office. Well... everyday is groping day actually. But today, it's highly encouraged. It keeps moral real high... and we know a little about getting high around here at Trashy TV. One of my wives... my main one actually... the one and only Kim K herself.... Kim Kardashian is walking down the hall from her office towards the break room. She runs Trashy TV for me. I'm usually too busy with my extracurricular activities to do it. Kim runs into one of our employees, our next door neighbor out in Beverly Hills' kid Timmy. He's 18, but looks younger. He's short and skinny, kinda nerdy, but nice. Hard worker too. He's getting ready to start at UCLA so he wanted to make some extra cash for college. His mom blew me twice in a row one night... real good cocksucker... to convince me to hire him. My kinda mom. "Hey, Timmy." Kim stops and greets him. He just stares and swallows hard. Horny little bastard has a big time crush on my wife. I know the feeling. "Can I... ummm... I mean... can I please..." Timmy is bedazzled by my babe. Kim giggles. "Are you asking to grope my tits?" Kim asks, smiling beautifully at shy ol Timmy. Her big, firm melons are stare inducing for sure, especially in that skin tight, black... with TRASHY in big pink and white letters... tee shirt she's wearing. It's cut down the top to her breasts, perfectly hugging them, showing off her ample, oh so beautiful cleavage. Her tits are braless too. Kim came to work prepared for the handsy fun. Timmy just nods... and keeps gawking hard at Kim's tits. "Well... it is groping day at Trashy TV so... go ahead." Kim winks at Timmy, grabbing his hands and placing them on her large tits. He squeezes real hard. "Mmmmmm. I like it rough, Timmy." Kim, the super gorgeous cock tease... always. Timmy roughly gropes my wife's tits for a full minute while Kim smiles and bites her bottom lip, enjoying the rough titty treatment. His hands work over Kim's heaving breasts, rough, then soft, then rougher, then gently massaging them, rubbing the rock hard nipples faster and faster as he goes. Kim coos happily, licking her perfect, light brown, luscious, full, lipsticked lips seductively the whole time. My dorky cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) walks by and stops behind Kim, watching Timmy maul her boobs. "Heyyyyy, Kim. Enjoying some groping I see." Spence smirks his patented goofy as hell smirk. "Hi, Spence. Yes... Timmy is very good at it too." Kim winks again at Timmy. Spence reaches out and squeezes Kim's world famous booty. His hands squeeze really hard, then softly massage it. He grins real big when Kim shakes it for him. She's having a ball being the extremely beautiful meat in that rough groping, nerd boy sandwich. Timmy and Spence work over Kim's deliciously curvy body big time. She moans repeatedly, her eyes closed and her tongue out as she's fondled, squeezed and slapped roughly, then softly, driving her insane with delight. Spence grinds his cock through his skin tight, red leather pants on Kim's unbelievable ass as he massages it. Kim moans again, shaking her ass faster for him. Spence growls in ecstasy as his eight and a half inch dick quickly rubs in between Kim's ass cheeks as she shakes her ass. He pulls up her very short and tight, beige, sequined mini skirt and let's his leather covered weiner rub directly on Kim's flesh colored thong in between those amazingly curvy and beautiful ass cheeks. Timmy and Spence both grunt relentlessly as they work over Kim's curves. She giggles and smiles, reaching out to rub on Timmy huge, eleven inch dick. A guy that small with a dick that big. It's almost as big as he is. "Such a big, beautiful dick, Timmy. You're gonna be very popular at UCLA. Mmmmmm." Kim smiles at Timmy. He grins back, closing his eyes as the immense joy of Kim Kardashian playing with his huge dick takes over. Spence grinds faster on Kim's ass. She keeps shaking it for him. He slaps it and squeezes it as he sweats profusely and watches his big, leather encased dick glide right through that divine ass crack. "God, you're gorgeous, Kim." Spence comments. His breathing is speeding up, sweat pouring from his forehead. His face is bunched up in ecstasy/fear of cumming and ending the fun. "Thank you, Spence. That's sweet. Your cock is really nice too. Mmmmmm." Kim smiles back at him, shaking her ass faster on him. That's it. Spence and Timmy both cum in their pants, groping Kim's curves, grunting and groaning with such intense, cum blasting pleasure. My wife really knows how to get somebody off. Love that awesomely gorgeous babe. Spence is known as the one man bukkake cause he cums so much. His leather pants are flooded with his jizz. Timmy's cum stains through the front of his beige cargo shorts, but he's too happy from getting to play with Kim to care. His smile is so big. Kim giggles again, knowing how much he enjoyed it. "Thanks fellas, that's was fun. We need to do that again sometime... maybe later." Kim teases. She smiles at both cum drained, goofy grinning nerds and walks away, waving goodbye. Spence and Timmy just look at each other and grin, breathing easy now. ... Back upstairs in the penthouse apartment... After the whole cum tornado earlier, I decided to change my hair from the blonde afro I had it in to blonde braids. I guess it was all of Courtney's cum all over it that made me change it. Never know where that coochie's been. I got my girl Latifah (Queen Latifah) braiding it for me as I sit in my big ol barber's chair while another girl of mine Kaia blows me. Kim usually braids my hair, but she's working so I called on Latifah to do it. Kaia sucks me down deep, taking two thirds of my fat fourteen inches down her throat. Her spit is pouring out all around the sides of my dick as her mouth stretches wide to accommodate my girth. She bobs that dirty blonde head wildly on me, looking up at me and winking as she happily gorges herself on my thick meat stick. Latifah and I are puffing and passing some good shit. First class reefer. She's rubbing them big black lesbian titties all over my back as she braids my hair too. I do love her and them so. "Damn, dude. You're sexy as fuck! White boy got me all juicy and shit." Latifah and I share a laugh... and the weed... as she kisses my right cheek, her arms round me. "Sexy motherfucker." Latifah is digging me, looking in the mirror as she smokes and kisses me, blowing that sweet smoke slowly all over my ear and neck. I pop down Kaia's throat as I lay back and enjoy the double dose of awesome my bitches are gracing me with. Kaia gobbles down my entire creamy load, sucking me totally cum dry. She stands up and Latifah passes her the blunt. She smokes as I massage them titties. All naked and shit. Jiggly and soft. Beautiful freaking tits. ... Down in the, Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda studio... My grandmother Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is talking to her co host Hoda Kotb at their show desk, preparing for another episode of their show. Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda started out as a segment on their old morning show, but I hired my gorgeous grandmother and her slutty, caramel friend to do the show on Trashy TV right as I started it. It was our first show. It's still a big hit. Second only to Fuck Friends. More on that later on. "Dave... do you think my tits are too small?" Hoda asks the producer Dave. "No, Hoda. They're beautiful just the way they are." He walks over to her and kisses her cheek, rubbing her right arm to reassure her. "Awww. That's sweet, Dave. Thanks." Hoda gives him a sweet smile... and a nice cock rub through his slacks. "Such a nice cock you have, Dave." Hoda knows all about her producer's big cock. He fucked her almost every day in her dressing room til he got married again. His fourth... and he says final... time. "Yes he does. Too bad it's taken. Lucky bitch." My grandmother chimes in. She's had a few whirls on that fat dick herself. She kisses Hoda, shoving her tongue down her slutty throat, her hand joining Hoda's on Dave's crotch. He plays along for now. Dave's given up cheating though... WHY? (Laughing) "Mmmmmmmmm." Kathie Lee moans as Hoda fondles her only slightly saggy C cups with her right hand, still fondling Dave's dick with her left. My grandmother is a horny slut from way back. She's sucked off every producer she's ever worked for. She even did several underground pornos back in the day. And she still does porn for me, now. Everyone always thought she was so sweet and innocent. My grandmother is definitely sweet... but innocent? HA! ... Up in Kim's office... "Hmmmmm..." Kim looks over the new programming schedule. She rocks back in her desk chair, her pen in her mouth. She's lightly chewing on it as she sees if she agrees on the time slot decisions. They have to get my final approval, but Kim has to approve em first. Kim's body is still tingling from the double groping session by the break room. It's distracting her. My wife is one horny, freaky chick. "Rita... call Timmy and Spence up to my office, please." Kim buzzes her secretary, former Fox News host Rita Cosby. "OK, Kim. Right away." Kim smiles around her pen, rocking in her plush, black leather chair. It's naughty time again. She gets back to looking over the schedule while she waits for Timmy and Spence. Kim turns on the TV as the live broadcast of Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda starts. "Welcome to the show everyone. We hope you're horny today. Our special guest, porn queen... and one of my perfect, darling grandson's gorgeous wives... Gianna Michaels will be joining us shortly." My grandmother greets the live studio audience. She and Hoda both flash em, drawing a loud, raucous cheer. Timmy and Spence are lead into Kim's office by Rita. She starts to leave, but Kim stops her. "Rita... please stay. I think you'll definitely enjoy this." Kim smiles naughtily over at Rita who smiles back, knowing exactly what my very horny wife means. Over at Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda everyone's getting drunk. My granny loves wine. Lovessssss it. The audience is downing all the free stuff. My grandmother has a deal with Gift Wines so she gets all the free hootch she needs. Even Dave is getting buzzed. Granny gave him the hard stuff. Her sexually devious mind at work. "So, Dave... how's married life treating you? Wanna fuck us like you used to. Who knows, I'm sure my sweet Gianna wouldn't mind a crack at that big ol piece of meat between your legs." Kathie Lee tries to entice her big dicked producer. Dave looks over at her with a surprised... and nervous look. He knows his wife is watching. He quickly downs the rest of the glass of wine... his fourth... and waves off my grandmother discreetly. Kathie Lee laughs at Dave's uneasy situation. She gives him a wink and blows him a kiss then reaches over and gives Hoda's left titty a quick squeeze. My granny is such a sweet troublemaker... in the best and freakiest way possible. Back in Kim's office... Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda is playing on Kim's custom, 100 inch TV while she watches Rita get the same double groping treatment she received earlier. Spence and Timmy grope away at Rita's thick, BBW curves, both manhandling those huge melons through her red, silk blouse. Kim is watching closely, smiling happily as she fondles her own big tits. She gets up and walks over to the groping trio. "My turn." Kim says, kissing Rita's cheek. Rita bows out, moving aside so Kim can be the delicious meat in that rough groping sandwich again. Rita watches excitedly, squeezing her huge melons through her blouse. "Mmmmmmmmm. I love it." Kim moans with pure lust. Her nipples are throbbing, her pussy dripping as Spence and Timmy roughly squeeze, slap and massage her perfect, lush curves through her skimpy clothes. Spence grinds on her ass again as Timmy concentrates on Kim's big tits. This time though, Spence not only pulls up Kim's sequined mini skirt, he also pulls off her flesh colored thong, sniffing and licking it. Kim laughs and moans, loving the rough manhandling of her perfect body. Spence holds the thong out for Timmy to sniff. He does, smiling from the deliciously sweet aroma of the Kardashian queen. Spence puts Kim's thong in his pocket, saving it for later. His dick is so hard as it rubs in between Kim's divine ass cheeks. The red leather of Spence's pants rubs so nicely on Kim's bare anus as he grinds against it, making her eyes roll back in her head. Timmy's hands can't stop squeezing and shaking those gorgeous cans. He runs em underneath Kim's top, roughly fondling her bare jugs. Kim looks at him, kinda surprised at his aggressiveness, but very pleased by it also. She smiles contently as the rough groping continues. Her pussy throbs from the sensations racing through her highly aroused body. Kim hears a zipper, but doesn't say anything. She looks over at Rita with a flirtatious smile as she feels Spence's bare cock slide in between her luscious ass crack, rubbing on her winking anus. Rita smirks back, unbuttoning her blouse, seeing clearly where this is heading. Spence grabs Kim's very shapely hips and grinds faster in between her ass cheeks. She shakes her ass for him, increasing her anus' carnal delight. That hooded weiner slides relentlessly across it, causing Kim's body to shudder with erotic delight. Spence sweats profusely again, watching his uncircumsized dick plow between my wife's cheeks. He bites his tongue, trying not to get too excited and cum so soon. Kim decides to test him, speeding up her booty shaking, reaching back and rubbing his shaft and hairless balls. Spence hates public hair. His pale weiner throbs excitedly as Kim touches it. "Umphhhhh!" Spence grunts, desperately trying not to cum. Timmy leans over, pulling up Kim's shirt and licks all over her heaving tits. Kim's eyes widen, loving his idea. Her body is vibrating non stop from the rough and naughty workout Spence and Timmy are giving it. Rita comes over and kneels by Timmy, reaching in his cargo shorts, fishing out that huge dick. She smiles in delight at the sight. Rita licks the mushroom head and starts sucking. Timmy grins, looking down at her. He grins his ass off, loving his life at the moment. Rita slobbers all over that big ass meat stick, enveloping it ravenously. Her thick, cherry red lips drag up and down it, her lipstick smearing all over it along the way. Timmy breathes hard, grunts and cums. Rita drinks down his thick, creamy load, moaning her taste approval as every drop glides right down her throat. Spence takes Timmy's place on her tits... his hands do at least. He keeps grinding in between her ass cheeks while he reaches around and roughly squeezes those big, bare tits. Kim licks across her very lovely, very lush lips, her tongue gliding smoothly across her creamy, light brown lipstick. Kim keeps shaking her ass on Spence's dick. She shakes it so fast that his rapidly throbbing dick almost slips out of her buttcrack, but ends up pushing straight against her anus, slipping an inch or so inside her gorgeous, winking rosebud from the force. Spence pauses, not knowing what to do. His dick is up the world's greatest ass, but it's accidentally up there. It feels so fucking good that he can't pull out on his own. It throbs hard inside Kim's warm, tight booty hole as he waits for Kim to tell him to pull it out. Kim pauses too, licking those lips a little faster, surprised by Spence's rear entry, but not turned off by it either. "Oh well." Kim tells herself, her body continuing to shudder with intense erotic delight. She pushes back on Spence's dick, moaning enthusiastically as it inches further up her smooth, silky hershey highway. Spence can't stop grinning. Kim's awesome ass devours his entire cock, taking every inch in with no problem at all. He starts fucking Kim's booty, still roughly manhandling her tits too. Kim runs her hand down and rubs her quivering clit as she takes the booty banging with a smile. Her nipples pulsate as Spence squeezes her tits, sending electric vibrations racing through her entire, very voluptuous body. "Can I cum on your face? Pleaseeeeee." Spence begs Kim, pounding up her ass, ready to explode. Kim thinks it over. She knows how much Spence cums. Her carnal urges take over completely. "Yes. Feed me all that yummy cum, Spence. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim cums herself, her pussy nut dripping onto the carpet. Rita crawls over and sucks Kim's quivering pussy clean as Spence grunts hard and pulls out. Kim wheels around and kneels. She smiles so beautifully, waiting for the cum avalanche about to hit her. "OH FUCKKKKKK!!!" Spence shouts as he jerks out the tidal wave of jizz. It pumps out full force, splashing and drenching Kim's perfect face, hair, neck and tits. A fat glob hits Rita's face and lapping tongue. She drinks it all down, wiping the cum down her face into her mouth. Spence can't stop grunting and shaking from the awesome cum sensations. Kim keeps smiling, licking her lips, tasting the gooey face paint running across her face. "Yum! So tasty." Kim giggles. Spence finally stops cumming, leaving Kim's face, hair, neck and tits totally soaked. It's dripping everywhere. Kim wipes the cum from her eyes and opens them smirking up at Spence who's sweating his pasty white ass off, breathing heavy. She laps at his cum dripping head, sucking hard on it to get out every last drop. "God, Spence. You have such yummy cum. We definitely need to do this again." Kim deepthroats Spence's half hard dick. Spence shakes spastically, grunting uncontrollably as Kim sucks him clean. Rita starts licking his cum from Kim's face. She cleans it all up as Kim leans back and smiles away. They kiss when Rita's done, sharing a mouthful of jizzy dessert. "Maybe Timmy and I can do double anal on you some time... for Trashy TV." Spence shocks Kim. She laughs, impressed by his forwardness and idea. She thinks it over. "We'll see. No promises though." Kim winks at Spence. She and Rita kiss again as Timmy and Spence high five. ... Down in the Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda studio... "Gianna... you have such perfect breasts. They're so big and hefty." Kathie Lee grabs my wife's tits, squeezing em, amazed at how perfect they are. "Mmmmm. Thank you grandma." Gianna gives Kathie Lee a naughty smile. "James loves to fuck them too, I know." Kathie Lee keeps groping Gianna's huge jugs as she sits beside her at the show desk. The crowd watches and cheers. Dave watches too, hoping the camera doesn't see him. "Mmm hmmmm. Yes he does. I love that huge cock pounding them too." Gianna kisses Kathie Lee. Hoda grins and laughs, rubbing her hairy, mature caramel pussy. She's bottomless for the show. My grandmother is too. Up in my apartment... I've got the show on too as Latifah and Kaia double titty fuck my massive white meat. My white dick is the only dick... usually... that Latifah allows in her holes. She makes exceptions if she's really horny from time to time. I watch my wife and grandmother make out on TV as Latifah spits all over my rock hard cock. Kaia softly bites up and down it, then both honeys pump their big, natural cans on it, shaking em and pumping em faster and faster. I'm grinning from ear to ear, smoking my weed, loving the double titty, ebony and ivory massage my chicks are giving my dick, watching my ladies on TV. It's a good life. Latifah wins the cum lottery. I bust my fat nut in her mouth. Kaia merrily jerks my jizz out, licking and sucking my fat balls as she does. Latifah eagerly drinks the whole load, kissing Kaia when she's done. They both gently massage my balls as they kiss, those soft, jiggly cans enveloping my very happy cock. ... Back in the studio... Kathie Lee takes Gianna back to her dressing room during a break. The door is cracked open. Dave walks by and sees them making out. He decides to watch, looking around to make sure no one sees him. "Mmmmmm... Suck my tits, Kathie Lee." Gianna hugs my gorgeous grandmother's head to her huge, natural breasts. She looks over and sees Dave watching. Gianna smirks, whispering to Kathie Lee who smirks back at the thought of Dave peeping them. After a few more minutes of titty sucking and pussy rubbing against each other. Kathie Lee waves Dave in, not even looking at him. He takes a deep breath, knowing he's caught. He steps nervously into the room and tries to explain... or lie... his way out of it. "Umm... (Clearing his throat)... ladies... I, Umm.... I was just checking to see if you needed anything for the show. We're back in about ten minutes or so." Kathie Lee ignores him, unzipping his brown slacks and pulling out his ten and a half inch, fat dick. Gianna's eyes widen in approval. "Wait... I can't. I mean, I don't cheat anymore." Dave tries to stop my grandmother, but she's very persistent, especially when it comes to her own sexual gratification. Kathie Lee kneels, sucking in Dave's fat meat. He groans, still trying to talk his way out of it. "Please. Kathie Lee. I can't." Dave leans his head back shaking it in glee as my grandmother proves why she's such a famous slut. She sucks away, biting and licking all over that very meaty shaft. Dave finally gives in, grabbing her head and fucking her throat. Kathie Lee's saliva pours out, but she doesn't gag. Gianna pulls her white tank top off and pulls her huge titties out of her skimpy white bra. Daves eyes almost explode from the awesome sight. Gianna pulls his head down into her tits, roughly rubbing them across it. She pulls his hair and head side to side among him gorge himself on those awesomely perfect, heavy cans. Dave pumps a fat load of cream down my grandmother's very experienced throat, groaning loud into Gianna's tits. Kathie Lee eagerly gulps it down in a flash, tickling his hairy balls as she bobs her head on his dick. "You still have great cum, Dave. How about your piss?" Kathie Lee asks mischievously. "You two bitches find out for yourselves." Dave growls back, pushing Gianna to her knees. He starts pissing all over both of em. Gianna lets him cover her face and tits with his salty yellow cocktail as does my very kinky grandmother. She opens up and eagerly gulps down two mouthfuls of it too. "Mmmmmmmmm... so good." Kathie Lee says, smacking her lips, loving the warm piss splashing off her face. Kathie Lee catches another mouthful, then kisses Gianna, letting her taste the warm yellow cocktail herself. Gianna drinks it down with a smile. They keep kissing as Dave keeps pissing all over their faces and tits. Back up in Kim's office... Kim showers, cleaning up after the cum hurricane earlier. She let's Spence watch. Timmy is talking to Rita at her desk. Kim puts on a show for Spence, sudsing up real slow, bending over and wiggling her world famous ass as she carefully washes every nook and cranny of that perfect body. Spence just stares and rubs his dick through his pants. Kim giggles, enjoying teasing him. She rinses off and steps out of the shower. "Hand me my towel, Spence." She tells him, smiling so sweet. He stands up and grabs it, walking over to her and handing her the towel. "You can dry me." Kim surprises Spence. She holds her arms out for him to dry her. He grins his ass off and past her down with the very soft towel. He spends extra time drying her tits and pussy... and ass. Kim lets him take his time, turning around so he can get every spot. "Thanks." Kim rubs Spence's bulge in his pants, smirking mischievously. She wraps the towel around her and grabs some clothes from closet. She puts on a very skimpy, white wraparound minidress and heels. The dress barely covers anything. Kim dries her hair with a blow dryer, styling it perfectly. Spence watches her put on her makeup. Kim smiles at him in the mirror, amazed at how much he stares at her. She puts on her jewelry and walks back into her office. Spence follows... still staring. "You can go now, Spence." Kim tells him, ready to get back to work. "Ummm... OK. See you later, Kim." Spence slowly walk towards the door, almost tripping and falling from staring so hard at my breathtakingly beautiful wife. Kim laughs. "Thanks for the yummy snack." Kim teases, winking and smiling at Spence as he gets to the door. "Sure thing. My pleasure. Ummm... Maybe I can feed it to you again later." Spence says, bumping into the door. Kim giggles as she sits in her chair. "Maybe." Kim waves goodbye and gets to work. Spence smiles happily and heads out, bumping into Rita's desk. Kim just shakes her head and giggles again, looking over the schedules once more. ... My girl Hazel is a new starlet here at Trashy TV. She's a mocha beauty with big ol jiggly titties. I have big plans for her... my cock does too. I've been fucking her as much as possible since I found her on Twitter and OnlyFans. She's a cam girl that loves freaky public sex so she's gonna fit in perfectly at Trashy TV. Her smooth, light chocolate skin and supple, lush curves drive me wild. Those big ass jiggly jugs and thick ass booty have two big hands in that as well. She's on the elevator, on her way up to see me. The operator Harold... he's one of our horny elevator operators... is remaining calm as usual. He's 75 and an old school servant. Very quiet and professional... and real damn horny. Hazel's looking so fine as usual. Her dark brown afro accentuates those thick, jiggly curves. She's got on a full length mink coat I got her and white stripper pumps. Underneath is just a white thong and stockings. No bra. She's chewing gum, checking out her social media, not paying Harold any mind. He covertly checks her out, his big old, wrinkled dick immediately starts to get hard at the sight of my light skinned, big titty honey. You can see her cleavage through her open, white fur coat. He calmly watches her as the extra slow elevator takes its sweet time coming up all those floors. I made it real slow to give everyone more time to fool around and fuck. I do love freaky elevator sex. Fooling around too. (Horny ass grin) The groping day announcement comes over the speaker in the elevator. Hazel smirks, still looking at her phone. "So, it's groping day, huh?" She blurts out, not raising her head from her phone. She blows a big bubble and pops it. "Yes, madam. It sure is." Harold calmly answers. He's still checking my girl out, discreetly rubbing his large bulge in his black pants. Hazel glances over for a second and sees him rubbing himself. She smirks again, blowing another bubble, slowly popping it as she checks out her OnlyFans. "Looks like you're getting started by yourself." Hazel says, smirking mischievously. She blows another bubble, then opens her coat some more. Harold slyly grins and rubs himself covertly... or so he thinks. "Might as well give you some good shit to get you going." Hazel blows another bubble, reaching up to shake her large right titty for Harold. She pops the bubble, still looking at her phone, but also noticing Harold looking at her. He quickly turns back to face the doors, clearing his throat. Hazel giggles, turning off her phone. "I don't mind you checking me out, Harold." She notices his name tag on his red jacket. "I dig that. I'm an exhibitionist for real, baby. Check out these sweet curves." Hazel opens her coat all the way, flashing her super sweet goodies for horny ol Harold. He turns and checks out every inch of that super fine, light chocolate honey. "Come grope me, daddy. I mean... it is groping day, after all." Hazel laughs, a very confident, very hot smirk on her face. She blows another bubble as Harold steps towards her, reaching out to fondle those big ass titties. Hazel pops the bubble as Harold manhandles those jiggly jugs with his very experienced, titty groping hands. Hazel smiles happily, enjoying those wrinkled old white hands manhandling her milk chocolate jugs. She reaches over and grabs Harold's old white dick through his pants, cooing happily at its large girth. "Ooooooh... daddy's got a big one. Nice and thick. It's gonna be a fun ride up to the penthouse, I see." Hazel shakes her eyebrows at Harold while she rubs his ever hardening and ever growing bulge. "Yes it is, madam." Harold hits the stop button and the elevator immediately stops moving. "Yes it is indeed." He grins naughtily at Hazel who blows another bubble, raises her right eyebrow and pops the bubble, her tongue slowly licking the bubble back in her mouth. Things are heating up real quick in there. Especially when Harold unzips his pants and pulls out his nine and a half inch, really fat, old white cock. Hazels eyes jump, and she quickly smiles real big, dropping slowly down to her knees. ... As Hazel starts sucking off Harold in the elevator, Spence is in another one heading down to the lobby when the operator Kaia gives him a quick smile. Her 36Ds are jiggling nicely in her loose, white, Trashy TV tee shirt. The pink logo doesn't cover her thick nipples so Spence can see em poking through that thin material. He grins, walking up behind Kaia and reaching around her to roughly grope her big tits. He's still really excited from earlier with Kim. Kaia grabs a beer from the mini fridge on the wall... all the elevators have em... my idea. She drinks part of it while Spence plays with her jugs, then pours the rest all over her shirt and Spence's hands, soaking her tee shirt. Wet T time again, motherfuckers! Spence licks his lips, groaning with glee as he squeeze those squishy jugs. His dick is rock hard again. The doors open and in walks my personal chef Giada De Laurentiis. She greets Spence and Kaia with her patented, super sweet smile. " Yum... looks like fun." Giada comments, pulling open her blue blouse. She pulls her awesomely beautiful C cups outta her lacy blue bra and tweaks her nipples as the doors shut. "I'm next." She says with a big smile. Spence's eyes almost pop outta his head. He nods and grins like a maniac, still groping Kaia's beautiful melons though her beer soaked tee shirt. Spence grabs a beer and shakes it hard, pointing it right at Giada's bare breasts. The beer shoots out all over those perfectly pear shaped jugs. "Mmmmmm." Giada moans as the cold beer hits her tingling tits. Spence stares away, moving behind Giada. He reaches around and squeezes the fuck outta her gorgeous cans, twisting and shaking the pulsating pink nips. Giada closes her eyes and smiles bright as Spence shakes and slaps her tits, roughly squeezing em as his licks his pudgy lips. He anxiously grinds on her small, firm ass. Giada grinds back on his rock hard cock through his red leather pants. Spence reaches down with his right hand and unzips his pants. His cock pops out, slapping Giada's ass through her very skimpy, blue mini skirt. His foreskin moves back and forth across his pink head as his dick rubs on Giada's firm ass. She grinds faster on it as Kaia watches, drinking a beer. Spence pulls away and points his rock hard, twitching weiner at Kaia, shaking it for her. She shakes her eyebrows and downs the rest of the beer before hitting her knees to gladly suck on it. Giada watches closely, playing with her perfect cans, watching Kaia deepthroat that eight and a half inch dick with no problem. Kaia bobs her dirty blonde head on it rapidly as Giada puts her hand on the back of Kaia's head and fucks Spence's cock with Kaia's mouth. Kaia moans her slutty approval. Spence grunts his too. Giada keeps on smiling... and starts pissing on Kaia's already soaked, wet tee shirt covered breasts... and Spence too. Kaia shakes her titties as Giada pisses all over her shirt. She sucks harder on Spence's smooth, pale cock too. He grunts loud, signaling his impending cum. Giada drops to her knees alongside Kaia and they both get a massive facial from the wildly shaking and grunting Spence. Kaia jerks fast on that hard cumming cock. His semen blasts all over both smiling faces, drenching them and their hair too. Spence finishes cumming on Giada's heaving tits, her hard as steel nipples throb and shake violently as the sticky cum splatters em. "Yummy! Thanks for the delicious dessert, Spence." Giada smiles up at him, licking her cum drenched lips. Spence just nods, breathing hard and sweating his chubby ass off. Kaia kisses Giada, swapping cum with her. They play with each other's jiggling titties as they share the creamy jizz, cheerfully sucking each other's cum covered tongues. Spence can't believe how great this day has been so far for him. He grins confidently as he shakes his cum dripping dick onto Giada's smiling face... hoping there's more freaky fun to come. ... Over in the other elevator... "DICK ME GOOD, DADDY!!! Mmmmmmmmm." Hazel is getting ducked down by Harold from behind, her hands on the elevator doors, her left, stripper pumped foot up on the wall. Harold's ramming that old white dick up Hazel's sweet, mixed pussy, her titties flopping wildly from the intense force. Hazel's eyes roll back in her head as she squirts all over that fat white rod. Harold may be 75, but that old motherfucker can fuck a bitch silly. Hazel's finding that out real damn quick. Another fifteen minutes of deep dick, pussy pounding by Harold and he pulls out spitting on his old dick, pressing it against Hazel's beautiful, dark brown rosebud. She smiles back at him and prepares for what's next, blowing a big ass bubble, popping it as Harold's fat old white dick pops through her anal ring and slides slowly up her very tight ass. "GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!" Hazel immediately squirts again. Harold plows my new starlet's ass vigorously, driving slowly, then faster and faster up her very tight hershey highway as the wide lanes open up. Hazel moans and screams in ecstasy every fucking time that fat white dick plunges up her very tight, very accommodating booty. She squirts twice more before Harold dumps his watery load up her well plowed hiney. "Holy fuck! Old white daddy can fuck his ass off." Hazel says, breathing deep, blowing another big bubble. "And yours too, madam." Harold's answers back. Hazel pops her bubble, laughing with Harold. "Mmm mmmmmm." Hazel definitely agrees. ... I'm down in Courteney Cox's dressing room, chilling with her on her bed before she films another episode of Fuck Friends. We're smoking some ganjah, watching Drunk Santa on Trashy TV. I play... a drunk Santa. Big stretch. (Laughing while I smoke) Courteney's in it too. Matter of fact, we're watching me fuck her... or more like her fuck me... as I wake up from my drunk daze in her living room late on Christmas eve. No milk for me... unless it's titty milk. Cookies are cool though. Sugar ones preferred. Courteney starts blowing me on the bed as she rides me on TV. Her pussy ate up my cock while I was really getting plastered. Santa's bells were definitely jingling on that shoot. Damn... such soft, slick lips. Courtney's mouth engulfs my rod, drooling her way down that massive shaft, her mouth bellowing out to take in my girth. Mmmmmmmmm. I smoke with my eyes glued to the TV as Courteney methodically devours my fourteen inches, one fat, bulging inch at a time. She bottoms out, her nose in my crotch. Holy Fuck! She took it all in, and no gagging. She looks up at me, her eyes watering, her mouth stuffed beyond full. I blow her a smoky kiss and cum right down her gullet. Courteney doesn't move, just opens her throat as wide as humanly possible, letting my huge globs of semen pump right down to her belly. Ahhhhhhh. So freaking awesome. I came down Courteney's throat just like I did in the movie. "Ho Ho Ho... cumming down your chimney, baby... bringing you Santa's very special egg nog. Ho Ho Ho!" I blurted out between belches and farts. Moonshine really knocked my ass for a loop. Just another fuck crazed day here at Trashy TV. Fuck Friends' newest episode was awesome. Monica... Courteney's character... got a deep anal fuck and piss enema from Gunther at Central Perk while she made her goofy husband Chandler watch. Were working on a mini series about Drunk Santa... like a behind the scenes type of fuck and suck adventure. He manages a strip club on the North Pole. It's called Ho Ho Hoes. Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda is still doing great. Dave dumped his wife... Or she dumped him, I don't remember which. He moved in with Hoda. Kathie Lee makes sure to visit em as much as possible to get hammered on wine... and pissed all over. Spence is fucking his way through the entire Trashy TV female staff. He got Kaia pregnant. I had him beat up for that one. Hated to do it, but had to do it. Plus... it was fun as hell to watch afterwards. He's OK. Giada fucked him up the ass while he fucked Kim in the ass last night. Kim pissed in his mouth while Giada blew him so he's happy as hell. No double anal though. Timmy had to go home to help his mom with her pussy itch. We filmed it all for the site. Fun fucking times here at the number one streaming service. The most perverted, fucked up and freaky ass one too. We always keep it freaky as shit over here cause... This Is Trashy TV. By : DickThePimp 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

06/05/2020  My Sister The Streetwalker "Some good shit." "Yeah. You get it from Chris?" "Yep. She always has the best blow." My sister Kaia and I are snorting a couple lines on the dash of my Escalade. Good shit. My girlfriend Chris hooked me up. Kaia is 18, but a hard partier. So fucking beautiful too. Shoulder length blonde hair. Nice, lean, tight body. 32B cup tits. A smile that will melt your heart. And a pussy that'll drain your balls big time. She works for me. I love having her around too. We've ways been very close. She's my youngest sister. I'm very protective of her, but I'm also a very dedicated businessman. I'm a pimp. A damn good one too. Yep... I pimp my sister. No big deal. I pimp my mom and aunt too. It's just my life. It's how we do it. "Can I suck your cock before I start my shift?" Kaia asks. Yeah... she already knows the answer. I whip it out and she means over, licking slowly around the fat head, softly kissing it over and over. Those pink glistening lips... she wears the tastiest lip gloss ever... cling tightly to my sensitive skin, slowly dragging across my piss slit, down the back of the head. Kaia playfully bites my ten inch, bulging shaft, licking, wiggling her tongue side to side, slowly all the way down, then all the way back up. Mmmmmm. I lay back in my seat and chill, lighting a blunt with my eyes closed, my cock twitching from Kaia's world class oral skills. "I love your big cock, big bro. It's so beautiful." Kaia smiles up at me as I open my eyes. "Just like you, baby doll. Just like you." I smiles back and wink. She smiles even brighter, then eagerly engulfs my rock hard meat. Kaia's glossy lips slowly drag down my fat shaft, her saliva lubing every inch. She takes in half of my ten inches, then starts bobbing on it. I put my hand on the back of her beautiful head and enjoy the insanely good vibrations her mouth is making me feel. Her tongue swipes back and forth across my shaft as she sucks up and down, bobbing faster on my raging boner. I can feel my cum racing outta my balls. Kaia massages my big balls with her right hand and strokes my thick base with her left. Her mouth clamps down tighter on my cock as it propels in and out of her hard sucking mouth. Her spit flies outta her over stuffed mouth, her gorgeous eyes lock on mine. Kaia can feel my impending cum. She speeds up even more, jerking me faster, sucking and bobbing on me even faster and more violently. I lay my head back again, take a big toke on the blunt... and cum. My right hand holds her gorgeous blonde head on my cock as it powerfully spews out its thick creamy load. Kaia loves my cum, so she attacks it, drinking it down fast, her throat bulging from her quick gulps. She sucks out every last drop of jizz, giggling as I groan in sheer cum blasting delight. I pass her the blunt when she finishes and Kaia takes a big puff, slowly blowing the warm smoke all over my very happy cock and balls with a slutty smile. Damn... she can work that mouth. "Thank you, James. I love your cum so much. The best ever. So yummy." Kaia gives me that super sweet smile again, licking and kissing my softening crown. We chill for a few and smoke. I hold her and kiss her neck. She loves to snuggle so we have a nice, sweet, horny snuggle. "See you later, handsome." Kaia blows me a kiss as she gets out to walk her track. I blow her one back and wink. My baby sister is one of my top hoes... and one of my top loves too. I keep a close eye on her. My other hoes are more experienced, plus I've got my muscle girl Cindy... she's a pro fighter... keeping an eye on em. She messages me how things are going so I know they're cool. Kaia stands out there in a full length white mink coat I bought her. A white, extremely skimpy swimsuit underneath. It barely covers her always hard pink nipples and bare, and awesomely beautiful pussy. She flashes any potential customer around. And it doesn't take long to get one. "How much, baby?" A gruff, middle aged dude with a thick brown mustache asks as he checks her out. "Depends on what you want." Kaia gives him a sweet smile, but also a strong ho look. "I wanna fuck you. In the pussy." Dude grabs his wallet. "$200." "Ok. You're hot. Let's go." He hands her the money, but Kaia slaps his hand away. "Over here. I don't travel." She pulls him into the alley behind her. She knows I'm watching her so she feels safe... and she loves me watching her fuck. A couple minutes later, Kaia is bent over, hands on the brick wall and the mustache dude pounds her pussy from behind. He holds her hips and drill her sweet young pussy faster and faster, grunting and sweating profusely. Kaia's 18 year old twat spasms and vibrates from the rough drilling. Before she can cum though, the dude jizzes in his condom. "AHHHH DAMN! FUCK! Sweet pussy, baby." He compliments her as his average sized dick slides outta her tight clenching, dripping wet cunt. "Thanks. See you again sometime." He zips up and walks off. Kaia does two blowjobs in the alley, one, an old guy who takes forever to cum. She finally pulls off the condom and sucks him bareback to get him to fucking cum. The other is a businessman looking guy, briefcase and all. He only lasts about fifteen seconds. (Shaking my head). Too much job stress or something. I watch her all shift. My Escalade stays close. She knows how to handle herself despite her age. I just like putting her at ease... and also watch her being a nasty slut. About 12:45 a homeless guy walks up to her and grabs her tits. She slaps him. I rush over and jump outta my car, beating the shit outta him. I toss his ass in the dumpster and take Kaia down the block to a new spot. She thanks me by blowing me again right there on the street, loving that several people stop and watch... and take pictures. They all cheer as I cum all over her gorgeous, smiling face. Another horny bitch from the crowd runs up and kneels down, licking all my jizz off of my sister's face. They kiss and cumswap, playing with my thick jizz as the crowd cheers em on. A cool ass scene. I give the new bitch my card and jump back in my Escalade as Kaia fixes her makeup. A schoolteacher looking dude walks up to her and wants anal. "$400." Kaia tells him. He rushes to give her the money. Motherfucker been saving up. He slam bangs that very tight booty for all over thirty seconds behind a bunch of boxes in the alleyway. I laugh. Dude is making this stupidest faces. Kaia is laughing too. She loves a dick in her young booty so she cums. Ready Eddie pulls out and runs off, looking around, all ashamed of his naughty anal fun with my hooker sister. The slutty fun continues for the next three hours. Kaia stays busy. That hot body getting a good fuck and suck workout. Blowjobs, handjobs, pussy pounding... and another anal banging. She happily does it all with a big, sexy smile. She's a pro. At the end of the night, Kaia hands me the money. $2,200. I grin. So proud of my slutty sweetheart sister. I split it with her. I don't with my other hoes. Just her and mama. Kaia just smiles and holds my hand as we drive home. After she showers and cleans up we fuck our brains out. It's a ritual. And one helluva fun time. It's always a fun time with... My Sister The Streetwalker. By : DickThePimp 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

04/26/2020  Freaks For Life Ch. 1 FUCKING IS EVERYTHING... AND THE FREAKIER, THE BETTER! "TAKE... THAT... FUCKING... DICK! UHHHHH! FUCK... YEAH!" I'm pussy pounding my bitch Gina. Fucking good pussy too. She bent over a barrel taking my whole, fat ass fucking cock up her. HOT DAMN! GOOD FUCKING PUSSY! She moaning and groaning, screaming and creaming as I slam against her thick fucking ass, harder and harder, givin her the good damn dick! Uhhh! FUCK... YEAH! Slamming harder and harder and harder! Uhhh! Fuck! My cock feels great. That tight, soaking wet snatch gripping me, massaging my fat meat. I'm holding the barrel to keep it from following over, SLAMMING HARDER AND FASTERRRRRRRRR! Up my freaky fuck bitch... one of em. There's a whole fucking lot of them hoes. Uhhhh! Long, deep slams up that quivering cunt. She cums again. I keep slowly, deeply slamming up her now. UHHHHHHHH! IN... OUT... IN... OUT... IN... OUT ALL THE FUCKING WAY IN! Slowly. Each long, deep stroke harder than the previous one. I'm savoring the sweet sensations racing through my huge fucking cock! "IT'S SO FUCKING GOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" Gina's digging it. I pull her short, dirty blonde hair, her 36Ds smushed down on the top of the oil barrel. She's got a blue polo shirt on and nothing else. Sexy slut! UHHHH! IN! OUT! ALL THE FUCKING WAY IN AGAIN! Then fucking her faster faster faster faster faster! I pull out. She screams and squirts so fucking hard. It splatters all over me and my fucking cock! HOT FUCKING DAMN! GOD DAMN, I LOVE FUCKING THIS BITCH! ALL THE FUCKING WAY IN! HARDER! IN! OUT! IN! HARDER! IN! HARDER! Then faster faster faster faster faster! Then ALL THE FUCKING WAY IN! HARDER! SLOWLY! IN! HARDER! FUCK! She fucking squirts again! Her beautiful, wrecked pussy trembling uncontrollably on my very happy cock. I fuck her for the next three hours. Same routine. Slowly in! Harder! Then faster! Alternating speeds! It feels so fucking great! Gina is a pile of sexual mush when I'm done with her, but God damn... I feel great! My cock won't stop throbbing and twitching. We kiss deep and dirty, tongue sucking and fucking like we fucked... intense and full of raw animal lust fueled rage. I squeeze the fuck outta her beautiful, smooth, natural cans. I suck em silly, playfully biting all over em. Attacking them the same way I did her pussy and tongue. I lick and kiss every soft inch, squeezing and sucking em, drinking down the sweet titty milk that dribbles out onto my horny ass tongue. I ravenously suck those big titties as Gina moans in pure delight... cums again... and holds my head tight against her bodacious, heaving chest. I drink that milk with a smile and suck and squeeze them titties some more. I spend an hour just squeezing and sucking her soft, squishy tits. I fucking love em! I piss in her mouth. I sit on the barrel and film her voraciously drinking my piss. She gulps it all down with a slutty smile, massaging my fat balls as she drinks me dry. I cum all over her sexy, sexually glowing face when I finish pissing. Gina jerks me off quickly, then sucks me clean and wipes my thick, slimy cum off her face and eagerly licks and sucks her hands and fingers clean... as I film. I piss again, this time on her fucking face, soaking it, and her short hair as I film everything. Bitch loves it. Craves it. She's one of my most favorite freaks. We kiss some more, then I toss her $100 and leave. She knows I'll be back. Bitch lives in one of my trailers in my yard. Hot damn, that was fun! Freaks for life, bitch! ... Driving over to see one of my smoking hot wives... I got a whole harem... Ronda Rousey. "Mmmmmmmmm. You can definitely suck a cock, Chris." Another wife of mine, ESPN tennis anchor Chris McKendry is blowing me as I drive. I put my hand on the top of her head and groan, her mouth beautifully working my foot long, fat meat. My mom (Kelly Madison)... who's also my co main wife... Oh yeah... it's definitely freaky around here... and other co main wife Kim Kardashian train all my other wives on how to please me. They did a wonderful job with Chris. She doesn't even gag anymore as she deepthroats me. So good. Ahhhhh. Those sweet lips slowly dragging up and down my immense shaft, gripping the spit bathed meat perfectly. She bobs her head rapidly as we hit a stop light. I sit there and chill, grinning happily, smoking a fat blunt. A car pulls up beside my pimped out, green and gold '65 Impala and the 20 year old or so white chicks look over. They start screaming cause they recognize me from my porn movies and stuff. "JAMESSSSSSS! WE LOVE YOUUUUU!" I smile for em and blow em a kiss, right as I cum down Chris' rippling and pumping throat. Ahhhhhhhhh. She softly rubs my balls as she enthusiastically drinks down my fat load of jizz. The fan chicks take a bunch of pics of me, screaming like crazy. I love my fans. The one on the passenger side jumps out of her car and pulls out her big tits for me to sign. I sign em. Nice tits. She shakes em for me, jumping up and down. I slap em and squeeze em, taking a pic or two myself. She screams happily and jumps back in her car. Chris lifts her head up from my lap and smacks her lips, looking right at me. That draws a big cheer from the screaming fans in the car beside me. I wave at em as I take off, smoking, all pimp happy and shit. Ronda is filming a workout video at my dad's (Dr Evil) office/studio building on Wilshire. We actually share it. Unofficially. I just kinda took over a few floors for myself. Dad doesn't mind. He's usually busy trying to take over the world or something anyway. He's an evil genius... or he thinks he is. I see an old homeless guy standing in the alleyway as I park. "Go blow him." I tell Chris. "Film it too." Gotta help the homeless when you can. Chris smiles mischievously at me and kisses me, softly caressing my face as she sucks off my tongue. She grabs her phone to film the freaky festivities as she gets out of the car and walks over to the gruff, dirty old guy and whispers in his ear. He smiles as Chris leads him behind a dumpster and kneels in front of him. I do love freaky shit. As Chris makes the homeless guy's day, I head inside to the studio. I get in the elevator and see my stepmom/wife Patty Heaton. Yep. I married my mom and stepmom. I know a lot of people with pull so it's all legal too. It freaks people the hell out... and I fucking love it! "Hey, baby." Patty hugs me around my neck, kissing me deeply. She hits the stop button on the elevator. William, the elevator operator is a very experienced, very calm 75 yeard old. He just stands there, looking forward. Patty jumps into my arms and pulls out my cock from my black leather pants, still hugging me around my neck. She does all the work, rubbing my half hard cock on her slick labia, cooing with a smile at me, and sliding me up her deliciously juicy, very experienced twat. My fat cock slides easily up that well fucked out hole. God, I love her. We kiss as Patty bounces on my meat and plays with my blonde hair. My hands tightly grip her beautiful, supple ass as she bounces faster on my cock, shaking her vibrating pussy on it, laughing in my mouth as I groan with delight. I squeeze that mature booty as we tongue fuck and her pussy jerks off my cock. I'm smiling. My cock throb as and throbs in Patty's now squirting cunt. "Mmmmmmmmmmm..... Such a beautiful cock." Patty giggles, licking my face as I groan from the beautiful sensation of her pussy drenching me in her pussy cream. I cum too, dumping my thick wad deep up her tight squeezing, hard pounding pussy. Oh yeahhhhhh. Patty climbs off me, kneeling down to suck me clean. She smiles up at me the whole time, licking, kissing and sucking me with pure, cum loving delight. Several drops dribble out of my piss slot onto her gorgeous tongue and are immediately, greedily sucked down. Patty jerks me off, making sure to get out every creamy drop. I snap a pic and blow her a kiss. She blows me a big one right back, posing for the pic, her tongue seductively lapping at my huge, bulging crown. William keeps his cool, not saying a word. He just stands there, his hands hooked in front of him, his eyes looking right at the control panel. I chuckle. That old dude is dedicated to his job for sure. Patty starts the elevator again and I head up to the 15th floor. I kiss Patty and get off the elevator, looking back at my mature sexpot wife/stepmom. She seductively winks at me, then unzips William's trousers. I have a feeling ol William's calm professional way is gonna get a big test from slutty Patty. I smirk and wink at her as she waves and smiles at me, blowing me a big kiss, then I head down the hall to the studio. I light a blunt and head in the studio, chillin, looking for Ronda. She waves at me from across the room, giving me a real slutty smile. I dig it. I got my dick out, workin it, ready for action. I decide to fuck around a little so I start pissing on everybody. The camera crew, my best friend Spence (The King Of Queens), even Fox News LA news anchor and super sexy milk chocolate hunny Christine Devine. I just married her fine, big titty ass and hired her to direct the video. She's been off from the news so I wanted to help my woman out. Christine smiles from her director's chair, trying to catch some of my piss in her mouth. I soak her gray sports bra, then point up at her wide open mouth. She gulps it down with a nice big smile, then gets a nice warm piss facial from me. Ronda laughs, blowing me kisses. Spence looks stupid, but that's Spence. He's standing there in a white wifebeater tank top, five gold chains and baby blue and white spandex tights. His big fucking dick is all contorted in em. A damn funny sight. I walk over and kiss Christine whose plays with my fat cock and I grop her gorgeous, natural cans too. I pull up her piss soaked sports bra and slap em and squeeze em hard, tweaking the rock hard chocolate nips, rubbing em between my fingers slowly, then faster. She coos happily. I squeeze em some more and give her one last kiss, then head over to Ms hot stuff herself Ronda. "Hey, handsome. We're almost done. We would've been done sooner, but you're boy here couldn't keep up. He kept staring at my ass." Ronda slaps at Spence. She kisses me, her arms around her neck. I slap and squeeze her booty. God, she's got a perfect ass. So firm and smooth, so perfectly shaped and fuckable. Absolutely perfect! I squeeze it some more. "Mmmmmmmmm. All this working out's got me all hot and bothered, baby. Think you can help me out with that?" Ronda gives me a mischievous grin. She knows my answer. We spend the next fifteen minutes with me on my knees, Ronda bent over facing the wall, my tongue balls deep up her perfect ass. I slap it, squeeze it, spread it wide and lick it out. Ronda shakes her booty all over my smiling face, moaning and smiling her gorgeous ass off. She looks back at me between her legs, smirking happily, blowing me adoring kisses. My face is buried so deep in that sweet smelling ass crack. I'll toss that tasty salad any day, any time. I finger her dripping snatch too, shaking my fingers inside her pussy, rubbing on her vibrating walls. Ronda squirts all over my fingers as I keep tongue fucking her ass, shaking my tongue side to side and lapping at her thin, warm membrane. Ronda shakes away on my face and tongue, squirting a huge creamy load on my twisting, turning fingers. I suck my fingers clean, loving the taste of my woman. I smack her ass again and stand up. Spence stands there in his workout gear looking stupid, staring at us and rubbing his tightly packed bulge. Ronda spreads her ass cheeks wide and pisses on my cock. I smile, standing there as she sprays with twelve inch rod with that warm yellow nectar. After she gets my rod nice and wet, I push against her anus and slide deep up her tight, warm booty hole. I reach under Ronda and grab her small, perky tits through her pink sports bra and squeeze away as I pork away at her ass. In and out, hard and deep. "FUCK!!! FUCK MY ASS, BABY!!! YEAH!!!!" Ronda squirts again as I fuck her ass with reckless booty banging abandon. I pull her dirty blonde ponytail and lay the pipe like only I can, deeper, harder, faster, over and over. Harder harder harder harder, then faster faster faster faster, then harder harder harder harder, long deep hard thrusts in... out... in... out... "FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!! FUCK MY ASS, BABYYYYYYYYY!!!!!" Ronda fucking loves it, squirting twice more. I blast my thick, gooey seed up her vice gripping hershey highway in long, thick globs. Fuck! It feels great! I pull Ronda back to me by her ponytail and kiss her, roughly molesting her awesome tits. Small, very perky and supple. Perfect. I grope em through her sports bra and under it as we kiss. Ronda licks my tongue and mouth, sucking my tongue like a slut possessed. "Thank you, baby." Ronda smiles, kissing me again. "I needed that." She keeps smiling and we keep kissing. Poor Spence doesn't know what the fuck to do. He just watches, a goofy grin of his chubby face, still rubbing his uncomfortable looking bulge. I laugh. I kiss Ronda again and put my cock away. She pulls up her pink and white spandex pants and gets ready to finish the video. "See ya, babe." I tell her, giving her a nice booty smack and wink. Ronda smiles at me, playfully licking her tongue out at me. "See ya, Spence. Don't fuck it up." I tell him. "OK, James. I won't. I promise." He grins, waving at me. The same goofy grin on his pasty white face. He goes back to rubbing his huge bulge again. Ronda shakes her head at him, looking preturbed. I walk back to Christine and give her a kiss and titty squeeze and walk out, smoking, having a wonderful day. I leave the studio, letting Ronda... and Spence... finish the video. Ronda stretches, her ass out as Slence drools and keeps rubbing his bulge. "Are you OK, Spence?" Christine asks. "Oh... yeah. Sorry." He tries to play it cool. Ronda shakes her head again. He keeps staring at her ass, his cock rock hard in his tights. He keeps playing with it so Ronda realizes finishing this video is not gonna be easy. She chuckles at Spence's relentless obsession with her ass... and playing with himself as he stares at it. She decides instead of yelling at him again she's gonna have a little fun with him instead. "Can you give us a few, Christine?" Ronda asks, still stretching. "OK. Take a break everyone." Christine directs the crew. Spence starts drooling as Ronda stretches deep again, wiggling her amazing ass a mere 3 feet from his face. She shakes her head and laughs. She sees how constricted his cock is in those spandex tights and It's size in em definitely catches her attention. "You probably wanna just fuck it, don't you?" Ronda breaks the silence between them, catching Spence off guard. "Huh?... Um... What?... Umm... I..." He stammers. Ronda laughs again. "Well, you're not." She throws some water on that fire, a mocking smirk on her face. "But..." She grabs his cock and squeezes it hard, making Spence wince. He doesn't know what to say or do. She pulls him over to her and yanks his tights down, his big, long dick jumping out at her. Ronda smiles at the size. She's a big dick hound for sure. She sucks him in, all the way. Spence's long, throbbing manmeat slides right down her very skilled throat. He starts grinning his ass off, groaning happily as Ronda bobs her head on it, her ponytail flying wildly. Precum pours onto her tongue as she licks around the bulging, uncircumsized crown. She sticks her tongue under the foreskin and laps rapidly at his wide open piss slit, collecting the slimy fluid on it. Ronda sucks hard on the long, downward pointing cock, smiling around it, playfully biting it. Spence jumps, but keeps grinning his goofy grin. Ronda sucks faster, her head bobbing with more cum craving intensity. Spence starts grunting wildly so Ronda knows he's ready to pop. She sucks even faster, her tongue licking around the long meat faster as well. Spence let's out a loud grunt and cums. He cums a lot. Ronda handles it perfectly gulping down the huge, creamy load, pumping his dick with her right hand draining his fat balls completely. Christine walks over and pulls Spence's spent cock out of Ronda mouth, leaning over and sucking it, popping her mouth off of it loudly as Spence groans with glee, shaking spastically from the beautiful sensations. Christine and Ronda laugh, then kiss, lustfully sharing the cum, sucking each other's tongues and groping each other's soft titties through their sports bras. Spence just watches, sweating and breathing heavy, the same goofy grin on his pasty white face. "Mmmmmm. Very tasty, Spence." Christine remarks, licking her lips with a pleasurable smile. "Yeah. He's got great jizz. At least he's good for something." Ronda smirks, slapping Spence's happy, half hard cock. He jumps, wincing in happy pain. She laughs, jerking the downward curved cock some more, a couple of small drops of jizz hanging from the hooded tip. Ronda laps it up, playfully biting the head, then kissing Christine again. They moan and cum swap, loving the creamy sperm, and very much turned on by each other. "Now, let's finish this damn thing so we can get the hell outta here." Ronda says, slapping Spence's chubby ass, laughing with a boss bitch smirk. I get a text from Chris. It's a picture of her with the homeless dude's watery cum in her mouth. It reads, "tastes good. I was so turned on, I let him piss on my face. Kisses." Chris is a freaky fucking slut. I grin. She's gonna fit in perfectly with us. I take a bathroom break. My kinda bathroom break. Me standing by the urinal while my secretary, former Fox News anchor Rita Cosby takes a piss facial from me... while I take pics and smoke. I have the best bathroom breaks. She's on her knees in the bathroom her red silk blouse soaked with my warm piss, her mouth wide open, tongue outstretched as I piss all over her beautiful, mature face. Damn, she's got great tits. Huge, heavy tits. I spray em some more. Rita rips her top open, letting me soak her white bra and heaving cleavage. I keep pissing all over her. Rita excitedly laps at my stream, loving my piss. She pulls her huge, natural can out and shakes em for me and let's me drench em too. I finish in her mouth, weed smoke filling the air, my camera phone working overtime. Rita eagerly sucks down my piss, tickling my balls, making me groan and groan. I love that big titty blonde whore. She's married and I love fucking other dude's chicks. O. P. P. for life! I pimp her too. She loves cheating on her husband. And she loves being my piss bitch. Awesome. Rita pulls her stainless steel butt plug outta her huge, curvy booty and sucks it, posing so slutty for the camera, then gets up and bends over the fucking sink. She teasingly smacks that super phat ass for me. "Do me, daddy." Rita pours on the sexiness. It's go time, bitch! I spend the next hour butt banging her silly in the bathroom. My huge cock pummel that wide ass senseless as we both watch ourselves in the mirror as women come and go in the bathroom. Rita's huge melons sway wildly as I pound her ass. I squeeze em hard, pounding her HARDER HARDER HARDER, FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER.... AND.... HARDER! "DAMNNNNN!!!! FUCK MY ASS, DADDYYYYYYYY!!!! USE ME, DADDY!!!! USE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" She squirts and squirts, drenching me, my green and gold striped sweatpants... always pimped out... the floor... hell... even the stall behind us. HOT DAMN! I shove her butt plug in her slutty mouth and she sucks it like the fuck crazed whore she is, watching herself in the damn mirror... I'm smirking at her in the fucking mirror too... while I pound her tight trembling ass silly, feeding her daddy's big fucking dick like she wants. Fuck! Her ass is tight! I cum hard, pumping out a huge wad of cum, raging hard... full speed ahead! I start pissing again, up her ass, right as I finish cumming. It all starts shooting out of her over stuffed, wrecked out butt. I pull out and keep pissing, watching and taking pics of everything gushing out of that huge fucking ass. I slap it! "Take that piss, bitch!" I smile and smile, taking pics and pissing right in her wide open anus. Cum and piss pour out, running past her throbbing labia and down her legs, pooling on the floor beneath Rita. FUCK! THAT'S HOT! Rita wheels around and sucks me dry, gobbling up the rest of my piss, licking and sucking me hard and fast, with intense, raw animal sex fury. "MMMMM! YUMMMMM!!!! AGRHHHHHH!!!! MMMMPFH!!!! She grunts and moans, in heat, devouring my wet rod with such love and unhinged aggression. Rita makes sure to smile up at me, those thick, scrumptious lips wrapped so tight around my immense cock. What a sexy fucking slut! I grab and pull her blonde head and fuck her mouth, loving that ever licking tongue and all that saliva bathing my meat. I pound her throat hard and fast, so turned on by her. Rita gives herself completely to me. I cum right down her fucking throat and she feverishly slurps down every fucking thick drop with utter, cum crazed glee. I keep taking pics and smoking as Rita obediently sucks me totally dry. I suck on Rita's piss flavored titties for a few, squeezing the hell outta em as I suck em voraciously, pulling them with my mouth, shaking my head wildly as I suck em as hard as humanly possible. I bury my head in em, motorboating em silly, licking, kissing and sucking like crazy. I fucking love those huge fucking tits! Rita smiles and laughs, loving all the titty attention I'm giving her. She hugs my head to her very ample, wet chest as I gorge myself on those awesome, huge hooters, loving them in my big titty obsessed mouth. "Thanks, baby." I kiss Rita, pulling and shaking her rock hard, thick pink nipples. She moans cheerfully as I kiss those full pouty lips. Damn, she's got beautiful lips! "Anytime, daddy." Rita says in her sexiest voice, giving me the sluttiest smirk you've ever seen. She's one super sexy bitch for sure. "I got an appointment for you tonight, baby. Some rich dude that's a fan from your Fox News days. He wants anal." I tell her, kissing her again. Can't get enough of those sweet, pissy lips. "Well... that's fine. I'm already loosened up back there." Rita and I laugh. Back at home, another wife of mine, the one and only Kathie Lee Gifford is being her usual very sweet self. She's feeding me her delicious breast milk from her left titty that I'm sucking in while she uses abreast pump on the right one. Such a sweet lady. Such sweet milk too. I suck incredibly hard on that left D cup, stuffing the whole thing in my mouth, then letting it slowly slide outta my thirsty mouth and latching onto her thick, throbbing nipple. We use a breast on her so I can have a steady supply of her awesome mother's milk. Kathie Lee is also bouncing on my raging boner, her mature pussy enveloping my foot long rod with loving care and juicy intensity. I smile happily around that gorgeous, famous tit, rubbing her hard clit as she cums for the third time, still pumping away on her right titty. "God.... I love fucking you, James. You're so kinky and freaky. Mmmmmmmmm." Kathie Lee laughs, biting her lower lip as she rides out another sweet orgasm. My huge cock plunders that 66 year old twat with reckless abandon, thrusting deeper, thrusting harder, throbbing wildly inch by rock hard inch. I cum dump in her pussy, downing my fourth mouthful of breast milk. My cock spurts it out, driving me crazy with beautiful cumming sensations. I groan in glee, sucking even harder on my wife's soft, but still perky tit, drinking more and more of her very tasty mother's milk. We kiss, sharing some milk. Kathie Lee moans her taste approval of her own milky delight, sucking my tongue clean as I lovingly fondle her milky melons. My gorgeous, slutty wife. I love her so much. "That judge is gonna throw out the case, sweetheart. I convinced him. It was fun too." Kathie Lee tells me, kissing me, my spent cock still deep inside her cum filled pussy. I was being sued by a fucking neighbor for constantly pissing in his yard. Even though I think me fucking his wife... and daughters... and mother... had more to do with his anger. I got Kathie Lee to go see the judge about it. I knew that would work beautifully. She's a multi talented hoochie of the highest order. "He had a nice big dick too. I took Stephanie with me to film it. She joined in at the end as well. Judge Smith loved our double tit fuck we gave him. He didn't even mind us filming it... as long as we censor out his face if we use the video. I told him that would be fine. He was so horny he paid us to piss in our asses too. That was so much fun, baby. Stephanie loved it even more than I did I think. She even sucked his piss out of my ass. Judge Smith went crazy for that." Kathie Lee tells me the whole sordid story, kissing all over my face, softly caressing it, shaking her cum stuffed cunt on my softening cock as she does. Fuck, that's awesome! She took another wife of mine, WWE Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon with her to "convince" the judge. Sounds like it was a fun, freaky time. I'll have to watch the video later. And of fucking course I'll put it on our porn site. Where is Spence? He kept bugging me earlier on the phone after I left the studio about wanting to fuck my mom. He never has had the pleasure of sampling the hottest mom ever. Holy fuck! My mom turns me on. And she does anything... and I mean anything... I want. "Can you go find Spence for me, babe?" I ask Kathie Lee. She smiles sweetly and kisses me, getting off of my very happy cock. Our cum leaks out of her perfectly trimmed, dirty blonde haired cunt all over my thick meat. Kathie Lee gives a sly, approving smile and leans over in my laps, slowly, sensually licking up every milky, gooey drop. I close my eyes and grin. God, it feels great! Kathie Lee sucks my soft cock 1000% clean, loudly popping her mouth off the fat, mushroom crown when she's done. She kisses it and winks at me, waving as she walks off to find my freaky cousin. I slap her well toned, supple ass as she walks away, getting her to jiggle it for me as she enticingly looks back and blows me a nice, risque kiss. I take a breath, downing my rum and coke and chill. I pop a Molly and wait for it to kick in. "SPENCE... WHERE ARE YOU? JAMES IS LOOKING FOR YOU." Kathie Lee walks down the upstairs hall and calls out to Spence. She walks up to his room and sees the door is cracked so she looks in. Spence is listening to some music with his air pods on while he jerks off... his white cotton bathrobe still on, but open... in the full length mirror. Kathie Lee stands in the doorway, watching him, her arms folded under her breasts. She laughs, shaking her head. Spence is dancing, and singing to himself. Some boy band bullshit. Spence sings loud, dancing... or whatever you call his spastic gyrating... jerking his long dick as he watches himself in the mirror, oblivious to Kathie Lee watching him. Kathie Lee turns the light off, shocking Spence. She turns it back on and looks at Spence, who quickly turns around, with a stern look. "OH... you scared me. Hey, Kathie Lee. Sorry... I was um... I was..." "Singing and dancing?" Kathie Lee stills gives Spence a stern look... with a touch of a mocking smirk. "Um... yeah. Sorry." Spence stands there, forgetting about his robe being open. Kathie Lee notices. She gives an approving smirk, then walks in Spence's bedroom, closing the door behind her. "Such a big dick. Nice and hard too, from you jerking off." Kathie Lee looks at it, her nipples hardening quickly in her thin white tank top...no bra. "OH... yeah." Spence quickly closes his robe. "I was... um... thinking about... um..." Spence lowers his head, awkwardly chuckling, then looking back up. "About James' mom, Kelly?" Kathie Lee asks, walking over to the bed and sitting on the edge of it. "Um... yeah. She's so gorgeous. I've wanted to... you know... forever." Spence stammer. "Fuck her?" Kathie Lee reaches over and opens Spence's robe again, his long dick popping out, nice and hard. "Yeah. Real bad. I mean, I'd fuck her really, really good, but I wanna fuck her real bad. You know..." Spence chuckles again, nervously grinning at Kathie Lee. His cock jumps when he talks about my mom. "Well..." Kathie Lee grabs Spence's cock and pulls it... and him... to her. "I guess you'll just have to settle for little ol me." Kathie Lee greedily envelopes Spence's entire ten and a half inches. Spence groans, closing his eyes as Kathie Lee sucks him, her tongue wrapped around the long throbbing rod, gulping it hungrily down her throat, squeezing his pasty white ass and pulling Spence all the way into her so she can suck down every last rock hard inch of his dick. Spence shakes uncontrollably, grabbing Kathie Lee's head and rapidly fucking her throat. Kathie Lee lets him take her, licking under his shaft as it speeds past her tongue, right down her cock gobbling throat. A couple of minutes later, Kathie Lee is laying flat on her stomach getting railed up her nature pussy at hyper speed by the chubby Spence, still with his robe on. He's laying on top of her, roughly slamming up her cumming cunt, pretending she's my mom. "Uhhhhhhhh! Damn! Fuck meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Kathie Lee keeps cumming as that long meat keeps slamming up her twat with never ending aggression. Spence chubby gut pushes down on Kathie Lee's ass and lower back, pushing her into the matress as he plows her even faster. "TAKE MYY COCK KELLY... I MEAN KATHIE LEE!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Spence sweats profusely, grinning his pasty white ass off, fucking Kathie Lee as hard and fast as he can. He cums, grunting the whole time, slamming up her soaked snatch as his thick wad explodes out of his cock I to that sweet sweet snatch. Spence cums a lot. He pummel Kathie Lee's pussy with a huge load of slimy, thick, cock cream. "WHEW!" Spence breathes hard, sweating like crazy. That was awesome Kathie Lee. Thanks." "Mmmmmm. You're welcome, dear. You've got one heckuva nice cock, Spence. Just show Kelly this nice, big cock and she'll probably let you fuck her silly. She's a horny slut... like the rest of us." Kathie Lee says, breathing hard. She and Spence laugh. Back downstairs... Mom is blowing me as I stretch out on the den sofa, riding out my Molly high. She's bobbing away on my ready to sperm feed her cock. Those luscious, voluptuous lips are perfectly massaging my huge meat, dragging slowly, then quickly up and down my cock. I blast my wad against the back of her throat. Mom smiles up at me, tickling my fat, cum filled balls as she enthusiastically drinks down my entire spermy load. I just smile, laid back on the comfy, leopard print couch. My legs writhe on the soft, smooth sofa as mom sucks me dry. Her tongue licks back and forth across my rock hard shaft as she suctions her way up and down my entire shaft. Mom licks rapidly under the mushroom crown, driving me crazy, then softly, playfully bites all around it, her gorgeous eyes locked on mine. She reaches her right hand up and holds my left one, gently rubbing my fingers. Our love is eternal, stronger than anything else in our lives. I blow her a loving kiss and she winks back at me, still rubbing my fingers, her mouth gliding up and down my very relaxed cock. Mom climbs into my arms, rubbing her 34Gs softly across my pierced nipples. That amazing woman know how to make me feel so good. Mmmmmm. We kiss and cuddle, sharing a beer. Mom lays cheerfully in my arms, softly kissing my cheek. "You know, Spence wants to fuck you silly." I tease mom. She laughs, repeatedly kissing my cheek. She feels so damn good in my arms. "Oh yeah? Well... I figured he did. He's been trying to cop a feel for years." She laughs, playfully biting my neck. "Horny little bastard." Mom laughs again. So do I. "Aren't we all, mom?... Aren't we all?" We laugh, kissing and fondling. I get on top of her and get ready to fuck her silly myself. She is my mom, after all. (Laughing) By : DickThePimp 07: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

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