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10/02/2019 

The King of Friends
Category: Roleplay Stories

This is a TV show fuck parody... Odds are it isn't real.

This is something different... It's a combo fuck parody of two popular TV shows, King Of Queens and Friends... It takes place in 2005, after Friends went off the air, but while King Of Queens was still on... I play my alter ego, James, the pornstar... I'm friends with Joey and I move into Monica and Chandler's old apartment across from his... I'm also friends with Spence, Carrie and Kelly from King Of Queens, so I connect the two casts together through my friendship with them... I hope it comes out cool and it will of course be freaky... Enjoy

Lower Westside Manhattan, New York 2005

"Yeah Rachel, Joey is on a date. What did you want?"

"I needed to ask him if he would go with Ross to some dinosaur exhibit in a few days. Ross wanted me to go, but I made up some excuse to get out of it. I just couldn't sit there and listen to dinosaur talk for three hours. I would go insane. I love Ross, but I just can't do it. I JUST CAN'T!"

"OK OK, calm down." I laughed.

"I'm sorry James, I didn't mean to yell at you. It's just I can't listen to that stuff, it bores me to tears. Your the King of Porn, so I could listen to you talk about porn or just sex in general. NOT DINOSAURS! I'm sorry, there I go again. So what's up with you, Mr Porn King?"

Rachel sat next to me on my sofa, looking so gorgeous. A tight red mind rests and red high heels. Her makeup was of professional quality, dark red eyeliner perfectly applied. Beautiful clear lip gloss, giving her lips a wet, sensual look. Her long, dark blonde hair flowed past her shoulders. She's a very beautiful woman.

"Just living life, making a few bucks making smut."

I smiled and winked at her. She crossed her long, tan legs slowly. She faced me, her head resting on her arm, looking at me, smiling such a beautiful smile. Rachel. And I hit it off immediately when I first met her. Joey introduced us and the chemistry was evident. She's married to Ross, but you could feel the strong sexual vibe between us, when we were in the same room.

"Well, from what I hear, you make a lot more than a few bucks. I heard you bought a Ferrari. So when are you gonna take me for a ride?... In the car, I mean."

She gave me her sexiest smile and softly smacked my hand, flirting with me.

"Yeah, I know what you meant. Anytime you want. You can drive it if you want... If you ask nicely. You know how to handle a stick don't you?"

The vibe was in full effect.

"Of course I know how to handle a stick... Just ask Ross."

She laughed. She's way too hot for Ross. This chick should be in movies for sure. Mainstream or porn. I took her downstairs and went to the parking garage across the street. I park my car there, definitely wasn't gonna park a Ferrari on the street. We got in my car. I let her drive. I was hoping I wouldn't regret that decision. I didn't. She got it out of the parking garage and she actually did really well. Rachel looked so fucking sexy driving that hot sports car. I had to hook up with her, she was too hot not to.

"Thank you for letting me drive your Ferrari James. I'll have to make sure to thank you properly."

She winked at me, as we stopped at a light. The power of that engine with her long, beautiful legs revving it was awesome. A very sexy woman driving a very hot car is a treasure to behold. It's a black Ferrari with creme interior. Her dress and sheer beauty really popped with that interior. My cock was getting hard. We drove back to the garage and she parked it with no problems at all. We sat in the car and chatted.

"Please don't tell Ross this, but sometimes I wonder if I married the wrong person. I mean I love him and we have a long history together and everything, but he's just a different type of person than me. Someone like you, James, is more like me, but you weren't around, so I married ol' Ross."

She laughed and smiled at me. She's a sweet chick and I was flattered. I had heard she and Ross go back to high school, so I understand having that emotional connection, but I also understand needing the right person to satisfy your needs and urges. Rachel is a hot party chick, but Ross is a teacher and paleontologist, so they are on different wavelengths socially and sexually.

"You're sweet Rachel." I put my hand on hers. "Sweet and oh so beautiful."

I looked deep into her eyes and softly caressed her hand. Rachel looked back at me. You could feel the sexual tension. She wanted me and I wanted her. But...

"I... I need to... to go James." Shaking her head, coming out of her daze. "But thank you for letting me drive your stick... I mean your car... your car. Thank you for letting me drive your car. It's beautiful."

She smiled a beautiful smile at me and rubbed my hand again. She and I both knew what our future held. She just needed time. Rachel leaned in and softly kissed my cheek, holding her smooth, very beautiful face against mine. Our warmth exuded from our faces, I softly kissed her cheek also, humming lightly. I could feel her tremble. Our time would come. She and I both knew it. We got out of the car and went back to my apartment. Joey got home early. He came over to tell me about his date, so Rachel asked him about Ross' dinosaur thing. Joey didn't wanna go.

"Come on Joey, pleaseeeeeee. I don't wanna go. I wanna hang out here with James." Rachel winked at me. "Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee."

"Show me your boobs."

Joey wanted something in return, but got no boobs.

"What? NO! I'M NOT SHOWING YOU MY BOOBS!"

Rachel laid down the law and Joey walked out in a huff. She shook her head and looked at me.

"Don't tell Joey."

Rachel pulled her absolutely gorgeous, small, but perky breasts, out of her dress and bra and flashed me. She shook them for me and smiled. Rachel quickly put them away. I smiled. She's got great, freaking tits.

"That's for letting me drive your Ferrari. Thanks again."

"You're certainly welcome Rachel. What do I get if I let you drive me out to Queens tomorrow to see my friends out there?"

I asked inquisitively.

"I guess you'll just have to wait and find out. Looks like I'm going to Queens tomorrow... and I'm driving a freaking Ferrari too. YAY!"

She was excited. To be honest, so was I. I wanted to see my friend Carrie. She's a hottie too and I haven't had that pussy in awhile, so my cock was anxious as well. It tented out my shorts thinking about her. Rachel noticed. She reached over and patted it.

"Looks like you're pretty excited about going to Queens yourself mister. Save it for tomorrow. You'll need your energy... For the trip."

She said, leaning over to me and hugging me. She winked. We had a couple of beers and Rachel then got up to leave. I told her to meet me here at 1 pm to go to Queens and Rachel agreed. She hugged me again. She smelled so fucking good. She kissed my cheek again, smiled big and went home. Another friend Phoebe came over. She was half drunk. She and her husband Mike had a fight, so she asked me if she could stay at my place for the night. I told her, of course and let her in. She flopped down on my comfy couch and patted it, for me to sit beside her. I do like hot drunk chicks, so I joined her.

"You know James. Don't ever get married. It's a bitch." She was very tipsy, but also very sexy. I just nodded and looked her over. My cock definitely liked what it saw. She wore a tight white turtleneck top and tight black pants, with black high heel boots. She has beautiful long blonde straight hair too. Very nice hair. She kept smirking at me and winking. She was drunk and horny... The best kind of drunk chick.

She took my hands and put them right on her great tits. I squeezed them through her top. Great tits. They are C cups and nicely formed, perky with nice, thick nipples. They poked through her top and bra. I played with her tits, as she moaned loudly. She looked right at me and pulled my shorts off. I wasn't wean a shirt. She rubbed my chest and down to my hard cock. I cupped and groped those great tits, pinching her thick nipples, through her top and bra. She smiled and leaned over, licking my plump cock head. She went to town on it. She licked every inch repeatedly. Phoebe turn her sexy head to me and smiled, as she chewed on my head... fuck, that turns me on. She sucked it so good, licking all around my cock head, sucking it hungrily, her cheeks curving in as she sucked.

I put my hand on her head and pushed her head further down on my rock hard cock. She moaned happily around it, as her sexy, pink lip gloss smeared all over my shaft. She sucked me deep, gagging slightly, but she got most of my cock down her throat. I pumped into her throat, fucking it. It stretched out around my cock, moving up and down as my big cock forced its way in and out. She tickled my big balls and rubbed them so soft. She massaged them perfectly. I blasted my jizz down her throat. Phoebe just opened her throat wide and let my jizz pump down into her stomach, moaning the whole time, her tongue licking my shaft, as it pumped my cream down her throat.

She sucked me clean and kissed my cock. She climbed into my lap, facing me, and slid my still hard cock up her sweet, wet, bald pussy. She bounced on it, as I took her top and bra off. I licked all over her gorgeous C cups and softly bit them.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm, I love your cock and your mouth James... Fuck me daddy!!"

I slapped her ass and squeezed it, illiciting a sexy moan from Phoebe. I fucked up into her soaking wet pussy, as she came hard, squirming her pussy nut all over my cock. I slapped that sexy ass again and squeezed it some more, fucking her intensely. My cock drilling up her sweet pussy deep. I bit her nipples, licking them quickly and sucked them hungrily. She has beautiful nipples, thick and hard, very suckable. I sucked them so damn hard, pulling them with my teeth and licking the tips rapidly in my mouth.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!! FUCK THAT PUSSY DADDY!! SUCK THOSE TITTIES HARD DADDY!!"

Phoebe slammed her soaking wet pussy down hard on my thrusting cock. Her ass pummeling my thighs. She screamed in ecstasy and squirted all over my cock again. I picked her off of my cock and held her up, watching her pussy pump out the pussy ream all over my lap. I pulled her pussy to my mouth and ate her out ravenously. I shoved my freaky tongue up that squirting snatch, as far as it could go and licked her blazing fast. Her cream coated my tongue. I lapped it up happily. I rolled my fucking tongue side to side quickly, licking fast as I went.

"IM CUMMING AGAIN DADDYYYYYYYY!!"

Phoebe squirted all over my licking tongue. I swallowed it all, kissed her pussy and slammed it back down on my rock hard fucking cock. She screamed loud. I could hear Joey outside the door giggling. I slapped that great ass, squeezed it hard and railed that cunt with awesome pussy thumpin' power. Phoebe squirted again, it leaked out around my cock. I sucked her tits so damn hard, I left mouth prints on her tits. I came hard up her cunt. I cum blasted her pussy, filling it with my jizz.

Phoebe moaned, flinging her long blonde hair wildly, as she rode out my orgasm and hers. She pinched my nipples hard and growled at me, so full of raw animal lust... And some liquor... She leaned in and kissed me as I finished pumping my jizz into her. I slapped her fucking ass again and shook it. She moaned loud into my mouth, as we kissed. We kissed for a few minutes.

"Thank you daddy. I needed that bad."

Phoebe smiled and kissed me again. She fell asleep in my arms. I held her for a minute, kissed her cheek and laid her on the couch. I put a blanket over her and went to bed.

I got up a few hours later and Phoebe was already up making breakfast.

"Hey there sleepy head. I think you fucked the hangover out of me. I don't have one at all. Come and eat daddy."

She smiled a super sexy smile at me. She loves calling me daddy... and I love her doing it. I fucking love fucking over dude's women. It's a huge turn. Her being married, makes her even sexier. All she had on was a white apron a chef friend gave me. Damn, she looked hot. I ate the bacon and pancakes. Normally, I would be eating with Joey, but I locked the door because of Phoebe.

"Hey James, let me in. I smell pancakes. C'mon, pleaseeeeeee."

Joey begged. Phoebe and I laughed.

"He can't let you in Joey... I'm nude and I'm gonna suck his cock."

Phoebe winked at me. I thought she was kidding but...A few seconds later she was on her knees with my cock in her mouth. She moaned and sucked it so fucking good. Phoebe knows her way around a cock.

"C'mon guys, let me watch... And eat."

Joey kept begging. I laughed and Phoebe smiled around my cock. She sucked me quickly, massaging my big balls and smoking her mouth up and down on my cock with Ferrari speed. Her long blonde hair flung wildly as she sucked my throbbing meat stick. Her mouth suctioned out the cum quickly.

"C'mon guys... Pleaseeeeeee, I'm hungry...and I wanna watch. C'mon."

"Hold on dude, almost done... Eating."

I winked at Phoebe. She smiled back, around my now cumming cock. I filled her sucking mouth with my cream. She moaned, as she swallowed it all down. She mumbled, "I love it." Around my spurting cock. She sucked me totally dry, kissed my well pleased cock and put it away. She got up, grabbed her clothes and took them into the bathroom to get dressed, so Joey could come in. I unlocked the door and let him in.

"I knew it... no blowjob. You guys teased me. Hey, pancakes. YUM!"

He sat down and ate some pancakes. I sat down too and finished eating. Smiling, yeah, we were teasing him alright. Just didn't let him watch Phoebe suck my cock. He didn't have to know she actually did. Phoebe and I have fooled around before. Joey has seen us making out, but he's never seen the good stuff. That's his punishment for always wanting to come over. Phoebe came back.

"Morning Joey. You finally got your pancakes I see."

Phoebe looked at me and walked behind Joey. She licked out her tongue at me and blew me a kiss. She looked beautiful.

"Yes, I'm so happy. Too bad I missed the blowjob."

He winked at me, not knowing Phoebe actually did suck my cock. He's not the smartest guy in the world.

"Yeah, too bad. His jizz is the best too. It's the perfect protein shake."

Phoebe winked and smiled at me, as Joey laughed. He thought everything she said was just a tease, little did he know, that she was just telling him exactly what went on. Word for word too.

"Yeah I just knelt down and sucked him off, wearing just an apron. It was so much fun."

"Yeah, I bet. He doesn't even own an apron."

Phoebe picked up my apron off of the table, right in front of him and put it away. Like I said... he's not the smartest guy in the world.

"Ok Joey, I guess you're right."

Phoebe and I both shook our heads. She hugged me and kissed me on the lips.

"See you later daddy. Bye Joey."

Phoebe winked at me and left. My phone rang, it was Rachel. She told me she was outside. I told her I'd be down in a minute. I put a shirt on and told Joey, Rachel was driving me to Queens and I'd be back later.

"In the Ferrari? You never let me drive that."

"And I'm not going to either... You can't drive dude."

"What, I'm a great driver."

"Dude, the only thing you can drive, is me crazy."

"Oh man, C'mon. Pleaseeeeeee. I'm Italian."

"I don't care if your last name's Ferrari... You're not driving mine."

He left, dejected. I locked up and went downstairs to meet Rachel. We got in my Ferrari and headed out to Queens. Yes, I let her drive. She was so fucking excited. She was so fucking hot too. She had on a tight, white button down shirt, no bra, a short jean mini skirt and white and blue sneakers. Her long dark blonde hair was in braided pigtails. She also had on a white and blue trucker hat. Rachel was a fuck dream cum true. So damn beautiful. I spent the whole trip trying not to pop out of my sweatpants. She noticed my uncomfortable situation.

"Hard trip huh?"

Rachel winked at me.

"Yeah, a lot of hot ass scenery on this route. Never noticed it before."

"Oh yeah, well maybe it will get hotter. Guess I should try and cool off."

Rachel unbuttoned her shirt down to her waist and opened it, exposing about 90% of her beautiful tits. She didn't say a word, just smiled as she drove. I was digging her, big fucking time.

"Yeah, good idea."

I surprised her by pulling, my now rock hard cock, out. Her eyes widened. I was testing her limits. I found them. I could tell she was getting uncomfortable. She enjoyed teasing me sexually, but she wasn't really ready for me to go hard. I just looked away, to kinda diffuse the situation. I left my cock out, but didn't look at her. I let her control how fast we went... sexually... the Ferrari was already speeding over the Queensboro Bridge. She shook her head, to clear it and she let off the gas a little. I finally looked back over at her and cooled her down a little.

"I'm sorry Rachel. I didn't mean to go too fast for you. You just look so damn gorgeous and those perfect tits of yours got me really excited, but I'm sorry."

She liked my charm. Rachel smiled, leaned back in the seat and opened her top all the way, exposing her amazing tits. Sometimes all it takes is just a little bit of sweet talk and letting the woman take control. It works fellas. She reached over and stroked my cock, as we waited in a traffic jam... a bridge specialty. Rachel stroked my cock slowly, her sexy hand rubbing my throbbing cock and jerking it perfectly. She leaned over quickly and sucked about half of my cock in. I sat back and enjoyed it. She wrapped those gorgeous lips around my shaft and worked her sexy tongue all over it. The perfect tag team of oral gratification. This was one time I was very happy for a traffic jam. She sucked me voraciously, attacking my manmeat aggressively. She worked her head up and down my shaft so blazing fast. I put my hand on her head and hat and pushed it down further on my cock.

"Open your throat baby. Trust me. I wanna shove it all in."

Rachel obeyed and opened her throat as wide as she could. I gently worked every inch of my cock down her throat. She gagged, but kept going. I pulled her mouth off of my cock to let her relax, her saliva oozed down onto my cock, then pushed her head back down on my shaft, all the way. She took it all in. She smiled, happy at her accomplishment. She rubbed my balls and quickly deepthroated my cock, all the way down, then up and back down again, her cheeks bulging out. I grunted and came in her mouth. She swallowed some and then I pushed all the way back down her throat again and finished cumming in there. She gagged slightly, but swallowed it all down. She made happy sucking noises and moaned so sexually enticing, as she swallowed my load. The traffic started moving and she got up, licking her lips and smacking them, smiling and shaking her eyebrows at me.

"That was delicious James. Thank you for understanding me."

I leaned over and kissed her cheek, playing with her gorgeous tits.

"Thanks for being so fucking hot."

"You're welcome handsome. Please don't tell Ross though. He would flip out. He begs me to blow him all the time, but he just doesn't understand me or how to get it. You, on the other hand..."

Rachel laughed and blew me a kiss. I called a friend and part time cameraman of mine, Spence Ulchin, who lives in Queens and told him to meet me at my friend, Carrie's house. Spence is friends with Carrie's husband, Doug. I met him a couple of years earlier at a Star Wars convention... Yes, I'm a Star Wars fan. A Star Wars fan, that's the King Of Porn and that gets a whole lot of pussy, so I destroy that myth. Carrie is a hottie that I've fooled around with quite a bit. She's been in a few of my "private" movies. She's not ready to break it to her husband that she loves getting assfucked on camera, especially since he's never fucked her ass at all.

Rachel and I got to Carrie's house. She stopped me from getting out of the car and kissed my cheek, hugging me, her arms around my neck. She didn't say a word. She didn't have to. I hugged her back. She and I had connected emotionally... as well as sexually... I looked her in the eyes and smiled. I kissed her. She was hooked... and so was I. We went in and I introduced Rachel to Carrie.

"Awwww, you two make such a cute couple."

"Thanks Carrie, but Rachel's married."

"Oops. Sorry, but you two do look great together." Carrie was sweet. I looked over at Rachel... She and I do look great together. "So Mr Handsome, how you been babe?"

"Been cool babe, how you been? Still livin' the married life I see."

"Yeah, don't get me started on him. Doug is nice and I love him... but, he's a giant pain in the ass. Not the fun kind, like you, either."

We laughed. We chatted for a few minutes. Carrie was alone. Doug was at work and her father, Arthur, who lives with them, was out. Spence finally showed up. He apologized for being late. He got caught up on the subway. We went upstairs to Carrie's bedroom and got down to business. Spence filmed me fucking Carrie... and Rachel. Actually it was Rachel riding me while Carrie strapon fucked her in the ass. Carrie had called her friends Kelly and Holly over to join in. They both came over and threw their clothes off. We fucked our brains out. Kelly rode my face, as I ate her sweet chocolate pussy and fucked Rachel. Holly ate Carrie's ass while she fucked Rachel in the ass. Spence filmed it all. Kelly came in my mouth. Rachel came all over my cock and Carrie came also. She laid on the bed and let Holly ride her rubber cock. Carrie slapped her ass and sucked her tits, as Holly rode her. Kelly sucked me off, swallowing my load and kept me hard. Rachel rode my cock, reverse cowgirl, with my rock hard cock up her tight ass. She handled it well. I went slow to begin with, but she started riding me harder. I smacked Kelly's thick ass and ate it out. I shoved my tongue all the fucking way up her ass and worked that black booty the right way. My tongue darted back and forth, tongue fucking her thick ass. She screamed out in sexual bliss and squirted on my neck and chest.

"FUCK MY ASS JAMESSSSSSSSSS!!"

Rachel squirted on my legs and the bed. She kept squirting. It was a long orgasm. A Big One. Her pussy nut blasted everywhere, as she rode my hard cock.. Rachel slammed her ass down on my thighs, taking my whole cock up her beautiful, tan ass. I rubbed her clit so fucking fast. She kept blasting pussy nut like a machine gun. It flew every fucking where.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!"

Rachel looked back at me and just stared into my eyes. I smiled at her, our connection in full effect. I drilled up her ass faster faster faster faster faster and fucking faster!! She kept squirting and I blasted my nut up her ass, my thick cream pumping fast up that sweet ass. I pulled her back down to me and kissed her, as my cock pumped her ass full of jizz. She moaned loud into my mouth. Kelly sucked my big balls. She pulled my cock out of Rachel's ass, when she knew I was finished cumming. She sucked me clean, swallowing every creamy drop.

I spent the next two hours fucking all of the women. I fucked each in their ass and pussy. I tit fucked them all and they all sucked me off in a circle. I came on their faces and they licked each other clean. Rachel even took her first piss facial from me. She happily did it without any convincing. I pissed on each woman's face and they all sucked it down too, as I pissed in their mouths. They came a combined 42 times. I came 5. It was a fun ass day. Holly even sucked off poor Spence, who filmed everything. We all showered and ate. We ordered Chinese and gulped it down. We watched the footage and had fun critiquing our performances. Rachel and I said our goodbyes and got ready to go home.

"Call me soon babe. I want another go with you real soon."

Carrie told me, hugging me and kissing me. Damn, she's a good kisser. I assured her I would call her shortly. I wanted to bring her to my place for some fun. She was excited about that. Rachel and I went home. I even let her drive again. We got back to my place. I took Rachel out to eat and took her home. I got a call from Rachel's friend Monica. She and her husband Chandler used to own the apartment I was staying in, but they moved out to the suburbs. She asked me if I could come out there and keep her company. Chandler had to work all night and she was lonely. I drove out there and Monica greeted me at her door. She was tipsy. She had been drinking. She invited me in and we sat on her couch and watched some TV. She kept drinking.

"James, thanks for keeping me company, WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M FUCKING WASTED!"

She fell over into my lap. Her head did. I decided to have a little fun and take some pictures. She was wearing silk pajamas, but nothing else. I unbuttoned her top, as she snore in my lap. She's got gorgeous tits. She's flashed me a couple of times, but we have never done anything. She didn't wanna cheat on her husband. She likes to flirt and Rachel told me she has a crush on me, so I figured it was cool to take a few pics. Word is, she blew a sous chef at her restaurant a couple of years ago, but she denies it.

Monica has beautiful tits and I groped them before I took some pics. Her small nipples were rock hard and she moaned into my lap. I pulled them and shook them hard. I took several pictures of her tits and buttoned her top back up. I pulled her bottom down and smacked her ass. She moaned again and squirmed on the sofa. She started rubbing my cock in my pants.

"Damn Chandler, you've got me all horny. Now I've got to suck you off. Oh well, I love sucking cock, so give me it."

She was definitely drunk. I was way better looking and I have a lot bigger cock than him. Phoebe saw his one time and she's seen mine a lot, so she told me I did. Monica noticed the difference, but kept going. Hey, drunk or not, she's hot and I wasn't gonna stop her.

"Damn Chandler, did you took penis enlarger pills? It's alot bigger than usual. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO, my lucky day!"

Monica pulled out my cock and sucked it all the way down. Damn, that chick can suck cock. I kept taking pictures of her ass and pussy, spreading her pussy open to get some "inside" shots. Monica moaned loud around my big cock, as she deepthroated it repeatedly. All the way down, all the way back up and down again. She jerked my shaft quickly, as she sucked hard. Her cheeks bulged out around my cock. She licked all around my thick head and gulped down my precum, then my cock. She sucked it hungrily, stuffing her sexy mouth full, as fast as possible. I grunted and came in her mouth. I fingered her pussy and ass at the same time, as I pumped my jizz into her very talented, sucking mouth. She swallowed every fucking drop of cream, as I wiggled my fingers in her holes and finger fucked those holes rapidly.

"Mmmmmmmm, Chandler... your cum tastes better than usual. I fucking love it. Make me cum baby. Make Monica CUMMMMMMMM!!"

I worked her holes super fast, wiggling my fingers extremely fast and fucking her holes, like rampaging little cocks.

"I'mmmmm Cummmmmminggggggggggg!!"

Monica bit her hand to quiet herself and squirted all over my fingers. Her pussy blasted a massive load of pussy nut out. I pulled my fingers out and leaned over, lapping up her cream. I smacked her ass and squeezed it hard, sucking out her pussy cum. I swallowed it and played with her gorgeous, firm ass. She fell asleep in my lap, my cock on her face. I nodded off, but woke up a couple of hours later when Monica screamed.

"OH MY GOD, JAMES... WHAT... WHAT HAVE I Done? I thought you were Chandler. Oh nooooooo!"

Monica was upset about her mistaken cock identity, but I calmed her down a little.

"It's OK Monica, it's my fault. I took some pics and you got turned on by it and you thought I was Chandler. I should've stopped. I'm very sorry. It's my fault babe. I'm really sorry. I won't tell Chandler anything. It will be our little secret. OK?"

Honestly, it turned me on. I didn't give a shit if Chandler found out, but I like Monica and I didn't want her to feel bad. But, I was really turned on by the whole situation. Taboo sex is so very hot. I know Monica too, deep down she's like Rachel, she's a party chick. So I decided to push the sexual envelope.

"You know what Monica, fuck Chandler. You're way too hot for his dorky ass anyway. Let him find out. It's a fucking turn on babe. Let's make a porno and you can show him. Make him a fucking cuckold. He'd probably dig that."

"Wait a minute James. I'm married. I couldn't do that. I mean, I like you and your cock is awesome and your cum is so fucking delicious... But, I can't. I can't cheat on my husband... Knowingly. I mean, I technically did with you... but I didn't know. I can't James. Please don't tell him. OK?"

I decided to go full on horny pervert and "blackmail" her.

"Well, I do have these pics. So..."

I gave Monica a smirk and my cock immediately got hard. I knew deep down she wanted to do it. She just needed to be pushed in that direction. I knew she was a dirty slut. She had just buried it deep down. I wanted to bring it back out of her.

"You mean you want me to fuck you, so you won't tell Chandler? That's sexual blackmail James. Please don't do that. I like you a lot. I just don't cheat."

She was rubbing her thighs together, while she looked at me so sad. I knew it was turning her on. Once again, I just had to pull it out of her.

"Except for the sous chef."

"How did you find out about that? That was a mistake... a one time mistake."

So she did blow the guy... Further proof I was right about her. I definitely wanted her now. I reached over and started unbuttoning her top. She grabbed my hand and tried to get me to stop. I looked right at her. My lust for her burned through my stare. She could feel it. We paused. Once again, I let her decide. She did. She moved her hand. I unbuttoned her top all the way. She pulled her pants off. Monica jumped in my lap, kissing me and slid my hard cock up her pussy. I filmed it all. We kissed and fucked. Monica went to town on my cock, slamming up and down on it. She has one of the most comfy pussies, I've ever been in.

"Fuck me James... I'm yours... FUCK CHANDLER!!"

Monica squirted all over my cock and I fucked up into her pussy like a sex crazed tank. I plowed up that sweet, wet, dark haired, bald pussy. We kissed some more. I smacked her firm ass hard and I squeezed it. Monica smiled big and squirted again on my rampaging cock. I softly bit her tits all over and sucked her whole C cups in my mouth, sucking them so damn hard. I rubbed her erect, throbbing clit, as I pounded up into her sweet pussy. Monica squirted again. I kept fucking her for two more hours. She squirted 12 more times. I filled her cunt twice. It poured out, all over the sofa. I filmed every fucking second. Monica licked and sucked my cock clean. She swallowed every drop of jizz she could.

I fucked her perfect ass savagely, ramming my rock hard manmeat up it. I blasted her ass and she sucked me dry again. We even filmed me piss in in her thirsty mouth, as she smiled at the camera. I said, "look at your slut wife now Chandler. Look at the horny bitch. She's my bitch!" We both laughed. Chandler was gonna be her cuckold husband. I knew he was gonna enjoy it. I am great at figuring people out sexually... it's a gift. We showered and I helped Monica clean the couch. She sucked me off again, as a thank you. We filmed that also. I left the disk with her, so she could show Chandler.

I went home and slept for a couple of hours. Monica sent me an email. I was right. Chandler wanted to be her cuckold husband. I smiled. I was gonna have a lot of fun with her. I called Carrie and invited her and Kelly over. Spence too. We spent the afternoon fucking and filming at my place. We all went to Monica's house, including Joey and Phoebe and Rachel. We fucked all night there. Chandler watched it all. Every guy fucked Monica's ass, including Spence. We all came in it and Chandler ate it all out of her ass. Phoebe sucked everyone off... Male and female. I kept Rachel for myself. She and I fucked out brains out in the guest room. I didn't film it. It was our private time. Rachel came all over my cock five times, as I looked right into her eyes. She took my cock up her ass, in her mouth and in between her gorgeous tits. She came a total of 14 times. I came four.

We went back downstairs and watched Spence fuck Chandler in the ass, while Carrie fucked him in the ass. She waved me over so I fucked Carrie in the ass. We made a helluva cool ass, sex conga line. I came up Carrie's ass and Kelly sucked me clean. I fucked Kelly in the ass while she ate Rachel's pussy. They both swapped and shared my cum. I was the only guy that got Rachel. She only wanted me. Our connection got even stronger.

I fucked Monica tits and came all over her face, while Chandler watched and got assfucked by his friend Joey. He even watched me piss down his wife's throat too. He licked her face clean of my cum. He and Spence 69'ed while Kelly pissed all over them. We filmed it all. Kelly sucked me off again before we all left. All of the girls and guys pissed in Chandler and Spence, they loved it. It was a fun freakfest. We have gotten together regularly and have freaky parties all the time. Rachel dumped Ross and moved in with me. We have a great relationship. She knows how to make and keep me happy. I fuck Monica every day. She's in love with me and my cock. We let Chandler watch, when we feel like it. I fuck Carrie all the time too. We hang out pretty much everyday and party our freaky asses off. Hey, I'm... The King of Friends.

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