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02/07/2024 

My Hot Mother in Law

In the kitchen...

"Good morning, handsome."

"Same to you, beautiful."

My wife's smile always gets to me. I kiss her cheek. Her smile brightens.

I take in her awesome gorgeousness for a minute. Hugging her around her waist from behind with my left arm while she makes a blueberry smoothie at the counter.

Damn. She smells great. She feels great. She tastes great too... I'm licking her neck.

"Still horny, huh?" Billie playfully giggles. She turns around and kisses me while the blender does its thing.

"Damn, you feel good. All these sexy curves."

"Haha. Mmmmmmmmmmm. All for you, stud. All for you." Billie licks my lips, then kisses me again. Very passionately. Forgetting all about her smoothie. Hugging me around my neck. Pressing her 34DD breasts into my chest as we feverishly kiss.

I run my hands up to her breasts and knead them through her gray sports bra. God, my chick's got an awesome rack. Fucking perfect tits. Truly perfect. I play with them while she sucks on my tongue and coos blissfully.

Billie jumps up into my arms. Our lips never parting. Our kiss getting even more intense and passionate.

Just then...

"Well, well. Sorry for interrupting, you love birds."

Billie's mom Patty casually strolls into the kitchen. She kisses me on the cheek on her way to the fridge.

Billie and I just look at each other and laugh. Bad timing this time.

Patty moved in with us recently. Her condo complex got shut down for some weird zoning issue so, she's staying with us 'til they get it worked out.

I kiss Billie again... unfortunately giving up on going any further with her at the moment... and, sit her on the counter. She reaches over and pours her smoothie from the blender into a glass.

"Good morning, Patty."

"Awww. Good morning, sweetheart." My gorgeous mother in law walks over and gives me one of the biggest... and coolest... kisses ever. Right in front of her daughter. Hey... I'm not complaining. Ha.

Billie smirks and winks at me as she drinks her smoothie. I laugh. I really dig this old broad. Ha.

To be fair, Patty's not that old. She's in her late 40's. A smokin' hot milf. Great face. Great tits. Great everything. Sweet. Cool. Fun. Yeah... the perfect mom in law.

I start softly kissing Billie's neck while she finishes her smoothie. Patty watches us, but also strikes up a convo with her daughter about some guy that she has a date with. While they chat, I concentrate on my busty blonde wife's tasty neck. Ha.

"He's so cute."

"Yeah. He's nice too, mom. I think he's got a girlfriend though."

"So! I can work around that."

That gets my attention. Patty the vixen. She throws me a naughty wink when I glance over at her. I chuckle. I definitely dig her... most-definitely. Ha.

I rub Billie's thighs as I start sucking on her neck. Her happy coos of joy spur me on. Billie tilts her head to the side to give me easier access to her neck. Damn. I'm in love. Every suck on Billie's neck makes me realize that even more.

"OH DAMN!" Billie blurts out when she looks at the time. "I'm gonna miss my interview. I've gotta go change so I can go." Billie gives me a, I'm sorry smile. Caressing my disappointed face with both hands. She gives me a big, hot kiss and hug, then hops down off of the counter, and heads upstairs to get dressed for her job interview. She gives me a quick, sweet kiss on the cheek on her way out of the kitchen. I watch those sweet, plump booty wiggle it's merry out of the kitchen and up the stairs. Damn. Just damn. Ha.

Oh well... it's just me and Patty in the kitchen now. It doesn't take Patty long at all to cheer me up either. Her very naughty smirk at me signals her next move.

"Don't worry, stud. I'll take care of you." Patty quickly moves over to me, and pulls my soft cock out of my thin white sweatpants. A button fly in the front makes for pretty-quick access.

Patty gives me a quick kiss on the lips, then drops to her knees and immediately starts sucking me off. Jesus. My wife changing upstairs while her mom blows me in the kitchen. (Thumbs up)... Good god, Patty can suck.

Her lips roll right down my fat and veiny shaft. She pumps my base. Moaning oh so happily as my monster grows pretty quick in her mouth.

I just stand there. Kinda stuck as to what to do. Billie knows I have a crush on her mom, but I've never fucked her so... I don't know exactly how she would handle seeing her mom on her knees in our kitchen sucking her husband's dick.

I don't really care that much at the moment though. Patty's mouth feels too fucking good on my dick to care.

I put my right hand on top of her head as Patty bobs on my dick. Slurping loud and fast. Her spit lubing her naughty mouth's kinky journey so perfectly. Patty shakes her brown haired head around on my dick. Fucking my now fully-hard cock with her mouth. Making such sexy, obscene sucking sounds. Fuck! That's hot!

My giant rod won't stop throbbing inside Patty's expertly-skilled mouth. She sucks me deeper. Making those slutty sucking noises even more. And...

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. More, baby. More...." Patty's happy smile as my cum pumps down her throat makes me smile. I slowly fuck her throat as I cum down it. Patty submits. Letting me bang her throat as much as I want. What a beautiful woman. A beautiful, slutty milf. Fuck! I think I'm falling in love with my mother in law. Ha.

I manage to get my fourteen inch cock down enough to get it back into my sweatpants right before Billie comes down the stairs. Smiling. Looking so fucking fine.

Patty and I are just standing in the kitchen, playing it cool. I notice a drop of cum on Patty's bottom lip. I whisper to her about it. She licks it off before Billie walks over to me and hugs me. Smiling so happy and content. We kiss. I make sure to get in a nice and tight booty squeeze... both hands... on my wife's delectable rump.

Billie's rockin' a tight and short blue mini skirt so, that plump ass is looking extra-delectable.

"Good luck with your interview, sweetheart." Patty kisses Billie on the cheek. She heads to her room. Smirking back and winking at me behind Billie's back. I shake my head and chuckle.

"You'll do great, babe. Don't worry." I smile at my woman. She smiles back. And, kisses me again.

"Thanks, babe. Keep this warm for me." Billie reaches down and cups my bulge. "I want it as soon as I get home." She playfully giggles and winks at me.

"You got it, my love. You definitely got it." We laugh and hug and kiss. My woman will get the job. She's awesome. I believe in her fully. And, I'll be here right beside her through thick and thin. I love Billie. With all my heart. Her naughty mom can never change that.

Speaking of her naughty mom... later... after Billie heads off to her interview...

"Shove it all up there, stud. All of it. Every fucking inch! My God!!! What a COCK!!!!"

Patty "talked" me into ass fucking her. I have to admit though, it didn't take much "talking." (Big smirk)

We're spooning in her bed. Me behind her. My massive cock crammed deep up her tight, comfy ass.

I'm fucking Patty's smooth ass, and she's fucking my cock with her ass. Patty's bouncing around on the bed. Begging for more. Screaming. Creaming. Moaning. Grunting. Rubbing my hip. Her C cup boobs jiggling. I reach over her and grab one. Squeezing as tight and as rough as I can.

"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! MY GOD...... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! WOW!!!!!"

Holy shit! Patty's absolutely loving my fat dick shoved up her ass. We fuck hard and intense for another thirty minutes or so. Patty pisses all over me when she's not cumming all over me. I just grin. What a woman.

I piss up her ass and keep on fucking it. Patty screams out, and smiles from ear to ear. Absolutely loving the warm sensations racing through her beautifully-brutalized butt.

I pull Patty over on top of me. Her back to me. I pull her legs up and hold them there. I finish butt fucking her in this position. Patty rubs her clit and smacks her pussy. She squirts once more. Violently. Her pussy gravy splattering her TV several feet away.

I thrust hard up Patty's milf ass, and dump my huge load up there. Grunting loud and proud as my cum rockets out of my cock.

Patty smacks her labia repeatedly, then rubs her pounding clit faster and faster. Screaming again as my cream fills her beautiful ass beyond full. Some leaks out. Oozing down Patty's mature rump, slowly glazing my balls. Damn. What a feeling. Cumming on a beautiful milf ass. That booty pounding on my cock. Vibrating all over it. Holy fuck.

Patty and I kiss. Laughing and swapping spit for a good five minutes or so.

"My god. My son in law can fuck! And... what a COCK! WOW! I see why Billie is always so happy." We laugh again and kiss again too. I play with those luscious breasts as well. Yep... it's official. I'm in love with my mother in law. Ha.

Later...

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Cum in me, baby. Cum in me. Yeahhh." What my wife wants... my wife gets.

I hold her hands above her head and kiss my woman with intense love and lust. Thrusting deep up her pussy. Cumming hard. Billie's legs wrapped tight around my waist. Pulling me in as deep as I'll go.

We both look at each other after we break our heated kiss. Our eyes locked on each other's as my cum races deep up my wife's wildly spasming pussy. Billie's lips quiver. She perfect body shivers. Her smile grows. Beaming with such deep love and desire for me. She wants to get pregnant. She wants me to give her a baby.

Billie came home and told me that she got the job offer but, she turned it down. She said she was excited about the offer but, she thought about everything, and decided she'd rather start a family with me instead of get the new job.

I was caught off guard. But, I quickly hugged her. We kissed the most passionate and loving kiss we've ever had. My love for my wife deepening even more. She gave up her career to start a family with me. I was so touched and so honored. I want to get her pregnant. I wanna have a huge family with her. I want to spend every day the rest of my life pleasing her. Making her the happiest woman on earth.

"I love you, James. I love you sooooo much. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I can feel your cum stirring in me. God! I love it."

We kiss once again. Smiling so wide and blissfully-happy as we kiss.

"I love you too, my queen. My gorgeous, beautiful queen." Yep, one more huge kiss. Ha. So much love and passion exploding all around us.

Patty was very excited too when she heard the news. That was after she got home from her date. We had a very cool group hug and kiss. Yeah... the three of us are gonna get along very, very, very nicely... just a prediction. Ha.

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02/07/2024 

Kelly and James Ch. 1

This is a love affair... A very naughty and perverted one... So... A very Dick The Motherfucking Pimp one (Big grin)

Filming for our vlog...

"Hey everyone. As you can see, I'm in bed. I just woke up actually. Kelly, on the other hand, woke up before me. Isn't that right, my love?"

I lift the covers and put my phone under there so my wife Kelly can say hi.

"Hehehe. Oh yeah. I love waking my man up with a blowjob. Haha." Kelly waves all sexy at my phone, then gets back to sucking me off. I let the covers back down and just smile. Just fucking smile.

"Yeah. This is a pretty normal way for me to wake up. Sometimes Kelly's fucking my dick instead of sucking it, but... it's all really, really, really good." I laugh. Kelly does too under the covers. You can see her head bobbing and you can hear the loud slurping noises as well. God damn! My woman can suck a damn dick!

"We have a busy day planned so, there's gonna be a lot of filming. Make sure to check the website all during the day. Some of our fun will be uploaded immediately. Some, will take a little longer. Anyway... have a great day..." I lift the covers again, and Kelly smiles and waves wickedly at the camera again. My cock stuffed down her throat. "I know we sure will." Kelly and I laugh again, and wave bye. I stop filming.

"God, babe. You're gonna get a mouthful in a minute. A couple of mouthfuls." I smirk. Kelly giggles mischievously, and sucks harder. So fucking ready to eat my cum. Her luscious lips pulling the cum from my balls with such intense cum hunger and lust.

A few more head bobs and deep sucks and... voila! I start jizzing. Kelly coos so happy. Softly rubbing my thighs as my cum races down her throat. She pulls back off of it some, and catches the rest in her mouth. Rapidly sucking my throbbing crown as she gulps down any and all gooey sperm pumping into her magical milf mouth.

My happy growls of perverted joy echo out in our bedroom.

Kelly giggles again, and sucks me dry. Her mouth and lips making sweet, sweet slutty love to my cock. All fat and thick veins covered, fourteen bulging inches of it. My wife is definitely the cocksucking queen of all queens. No fucking doubt!

...

My dear wife and I started our love site... we both call it that... a couple of years ago. Kelly And James has taken off, and she and I are having a fucking blast creating content for it.

It celebrates our relationship and our eternal love for one another. That's the whole idea of the site. It's fun. A LOT OF FUN. Ha. That's the point. Enjoy your life as much as you possibly can. Every day. To the fullest. It's very easy for me. I'm married to the most perfect woman ever. Perfect in every way possible. I can't wait to wake up every day... by blowjob or fuck... and spend another day with the love of my life. Making her happy. Just being with her. Sharing my life with her. Kelly is everything to me. That's the best way I can put it. She's everything to me. My world. My life. My love. I love her more than life itself. And, she proves to me every second of every day that the feeling is most definitely mutual.

OK, OK. Enough of the mushy stuff. Let's get to the fun, dirty shit. (Big-ass horndog smirk)...

Earl is our neighbor. He's also a redneck. A very, very, very fat, ugly... but cool... redneck. He's 68. He also handles most of the technical stuff for our site. Kelly and I do some of that, but we're really busy creating content most of the time, so it's cool having someone else who can handle the bulk of the tech stuff.

Earl's great at it. He's worked on a bunch of porn sites. He's also a director and producer too. He's a very valuable piece to our operation.

He's also a real redneck playboy as well. He sure doesn't look the part of a stud but, he sure plays the part perfectly. That morbidly obese, beer guzzling freak from Tennessee gets laid... a ton. He's just got a way with women. Thankfully, I do too. Ha.

Later, at the park, down the street from our house...

"Back again." Kelly's holding my arm. Softly kissing and licking my cheek. We're relaxing in a quiet spot next to a tree. "We did a little jogging, so Kelly wanted to take a break." We grin nice and naughty at each other. Taking a break is code for Kelly's horny again. Damn, I love my wife. Ha.

"I want this dick!" Kelly grabs my bulge and shakes it. Giggling for the camera. Earl is filming for us.

We don't worry about anyone seeing us. I lean back on my elbows as Kelly pulls my dick out of my sweatpants. She devours it immediately. Deepthroating the entire dick in a flash. Right down that throat. Fuck! My wife's a magician. A dick magician. Performing the great, dick disappearing act. (Smirking)

I close my eyes and groan as Kelly sucks me. Soft, but heated. Her tongue slapping all over the underside of my rod as it plunges down my wife's magical throat over and over and over.

Kelly's saliva rolls. Right down my bulging, immense shaft. Those thick veins running all over my dick are shiny with spit. Kelly's voluptuous lips roll right along with her saliva. Devouring my lurching meat with such powerful and nasty cock love. Her slutty moans of delight make me smile even wider. They also make my dick jump even more in her throat. A truly perfect blowjob... and a public one too. Even better.

A minute later, I'm laid back on the grass and Kelly's riding me. Earl is standing behind my head, zooming in on Kelly's all natty 34FFs as they bounce around wildly, hanging out of her white and pink sports bra. Kelly's got a white and pink track suit on, so the jacket is open and her amazing titties are on full display for anyone and everyone who can see.

Her track pants are pulled down. She's bouncing away on my massive rod. Her pussy is vibrating violently all over it and glazing it with her silky sweet juices.

I reach up and grab those perfect, bouncing melons. Squeezing and kneading them senseless. Kelly licks her decadently divine lips, and smiles so happy. Cooing so sexy as well. God damn, she's beautiful. She's 56 years old... same age is me... and she's still the hottest piece of ass on earth... or any other planet for that matter. I'm so in love with my woman. So completely and wickedly in love. (Hell yeah to that grin)

We keep fucking on the grass by the tree. A few people jog by, but don't really look in our direction. Like I said, it's a quiet spot. Bushes not far from us. It's kinda secluded.

Kelly blows me kisses, then leans down and gives me a huge one. Still very heatedly rockin' my cock.

We swap spit for a few minutes. Kelly squirts, and keeps on grinding my dick. She sucks my tongue so passionately.

My hands move down to her bouncy ass and squeeze away on it. Both of us smiling. So in love. So mother-loving horny for each other.

We end up 69ing on the grass. I'm sucking on Kelly's pussy from the bottom. She's grinding it on my face and cheering me on as she licks and kisses all over my cock and balls from the top.

Earl is still behind me. Zooming in on Kelly's heavenly wonderful snatch. My tongue is snaking around in there while I feverishly suck her labia. Kelly screams out and starts squirting right into my mouth. I open up and let Earl film the cum shooting right into my mouth. We'll go slo-mo on that later to spice it up even more.

I suck my wife dry, gulping down her milky sex cream. Licking and sucking her swollen labia and raging-hard clit clean.

Kelly sucks me down. Swinging her long blonde hair around and screaming happily all over my cock as she sucks the soul from it. Desperately wanting my sperm again.

Earl quickly moves around to Kelly's head and films her suck job. Kelly bobs fast and sucks hard and intense. Her lips pulling tight up on my veiny meat as they travel back up it. Damn! I feed my bitch a big load of sperm, and she thanks me for it by moaning the nastiest cum whore moans ever, and swallowing every single drop of ball goo I possibly have in me. Every last drop... and sucking for more. Always. Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!! Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

I just growl. Kelly laughs and wiggles her sweet pussy on my face as she sucks the kinky stud soul from my dick and nuts. I lick her puffy, throbbing labia and suck her clit. My favorite pussy. The tastiest one ever too. Best cum of all time. Wooooooooooo! (Happy horndog hubby grin)

Afterwards, I see an old friend... Kathie Lee Gifford... and head over to talk to her.

Earl and Kelly hang back by the tree and chat. They break open a couple of beers... a redneck always has beer... and talk about what else we have planned for today.

Kelly notices Earl can't stop sneaking peeks at her fiercely awesome tits. They're still hanging out of her sports bra while they drink beer.

"Here... you deserve a tip." Kelly wickedly smirks. She grabs Earl's fat hand and places it right on her huge tit. He wastes no time in roughly pawing it, and watching it heave happily in his hand.

"God damn, doll. You've got the prettiest titties I've ever laid my eyes... or my hands... on." Earl's naughty smirk and lusty old perv look combined with his rough, but pleasurable handiwork on my wife's boobs makes Kelly moan and laugh at the same time.

Earl goes ahead and grabs the other one, making it a two handed hardcore paw job on Kelly's mind blowing titties.

While that's going on by the tree, Kathie Lee's asking me if she can come over tonight and film some stuff with Kelly and I. The answer is of course, HELL YEAH! Ha.

We've filmed with Kathie Lee before. The site is about Kelly and I, but we do use others for content as well.

A couple of minutes later...

Kelly's got her boobs back in her sports bra, and she's finishing her beer as I walk up behind her and kiss her neck.

Kelly and I head over to our car and head out to lunch. Earl has a date, so he's got his own hot and funky business to take care of.

...

When we get to the diner, Kelly decides to get started on dessert early. I sit in the driver's seat and smile wide and perverted. My wife's blonde head bobbing away in my lap. No filming. Just James and Kelly fun time this time.

Kelly's lips slurp their way up and down my entire shaft. Devouring it with extreme cocksucking gusto. Her slutty moans of cock gobbling joy make me grin so wide. Loving my chick... and her mouth... so fucking much.

Kelly's head bounces away. Nice and quick. She swings her long blonde hair around as she slurps me. Adding to the whole sexually spectacular event. Public blowjob fun in a parking lot. Oh yeah. Love that shit.

People walk by, but don't notice Kelly sucking me off. I let the window down so an older couple can hear my wife's loud and nasty slurp job. I laugh when they look over and start talking about it to themselves. God, I love my life.

Kelly sucks me all the way down. Her luscious lips smearing her cherry-red lipstick all over my massively bulging and veiny fourteen inch shaft. All the way down over and over. Sucking smoothly, but also tightly back up on my meat, pulling the jizz straight from my balls. Kelly's tongue snaking across the underside of my excited shaft. Lapping on the crown when she gets all the way back up my rod.

That's it. Kelly gets her dessert. My creamy, gooey jizz erupts out of my piss slit and pumps violently against the back of Kelly's throat. She instantly swallows it all. Moaning so happy as my rush of cum cascades right down her very greedy gullet.

"Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yum, yum, yum. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Kelly smiles blissfully around my cum pumping meat. Swallowing every drop of ball goo and sucking for more. Her head bobbing slower, but still bobbing steady.

Another couple walks by the front of our red Cadillac and waves and smiles when they see what's going on inside. I wave back and smirk away. So happy and so content. My woman doing it again. The perfect woman. The perfect wife. Both lead to a very, very, very happy life. Ha.

Tune in to Chapter 02 for Kathie Lee Gifford and others joining in our kinky fun adventure.

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02/07/2024 

Fun Times with Filthy Friends Ch. 1

Filthy Freaks is the name of my mom's bar 'n grill and also the website that promotes it... among other things.

(Snorting lines in the bar bathroom)

"Nasty motherfucker. Pissing down your sister's throat while your doing lines."

"Sister-in-law. Get it straight, whore." I mischievously smirk over at Max (2 Broke Girls/Kat Dennings). She smirks back. Teasingly sticking her tongue out at me, then swabbing her finger in the leftover coke and rubbing it on her gums.

Sarah (ESPN Hottie Sarah Spain) is having a blast on her knees in front of me, sucking down my piss. Her beautiful, lip-glossed lips air-locked onto my bulging, thick-veins-throbbing shaft as I piss dump down her fucking throat. Letting her do all the work. I'm busy going through the bag of yayo aunt Alia (Former Pornstar Alia Janine) scored for me.

Sorry Todd... my half-brother... your wife is too good of a piss-drinking cocksucker not to get high with at work.

I get a text... "When are you bringing that dick over, stud?? Hoda and I need it, baby. I've already watched her fuck two of our neighbors. I want to watch you fuck her... now!"

Kathie Lee Gifford is horny. She's not only the queen of daytime TV, she's also a beautiful, famous friend... and much, much more.

"I'm cumming... oh yeah... I'm cumming right now. Ha!" Right as I write that, I start jizzing Sarah's throat. I just finished pissing down it, and two second later, I'm cumming down it. Perfect timing. I close my eyes and cum! Several powerful blasts of sperm rocketing down my sister-in-law's slutty cum-whore gullet. She bobs on my cock and moans so happily. Drinking every drop with the happiest of smiles. Massaging my big, pierced balls... small gold ball piercings running all the way down the underside of my cock and the center of my ball sack... as she sucks me off.

I hold Sarah's dark-brown-haired head, and ram her throat a few times as I finish jizzing down it. Damn, she's so pretty eating my cum. So fucking pretty. Awesome cum-smile too.

Max and I kiss... nice and nasty... while Sarah sucks me cumless, and Kathie Lee and her best bud Hoda wait. It's all about me, dude. Me, and what... and who... I want to do. I'm feeling myself right about now. Sorry, no humility here at the moment. (Cocky smirk)

Max keeps kissing me. Our tongues softly fucking. Those amazing full, gorgeous lips of hers driving me crazy as we kiss. I tweak her left nipple with my hand as we swap spit, groaning happily from Sarah perfectly orally draining the last drops of ball goo from me. Her soft lips making sweet, slutty love to my massive pierced cock. Fucking beautiful shit. Absolutely beautiful.

My coke high only adds to the beauty of the moment. I'm a chill coke dude. Most people get hyped from it. The yayo just chills me out. A different effect, but a really cool one.

"OH SHIT!"

We hear someone blurt that out from one of the stalls. Then, we hearing banging on the stall door. Rough banging. Like someone's head getting banged against it.

A minute later, uncle Dave and aunt Beth walk out of the stall. Both smirking away. Aunt Beth wickedly wiping the corners of her mouth as she struts over to the mirror, blowing me a slutty kiss on the way there.

I just chuckle. Damn, my bad-ass bbw aunt turns me on! Sexiest aunt ever. Those massive, natural milk jugs bouncing in front of her. That long, wavy blonde hair flowing down her back. Those gorgeous, cock-gobbling lips... with the thin layer of sperm glaze shining on them at the moment.

Aunt Beth leans down and finishes off the line of coke on the counter, then puts some more lipstick on. Hot pink. Fuck yeah. Hot fucking bitch.

Uncle Dave is chill. He just pisses in a urinal and calmly washes his hands, checking out Sarah and Max's big fucking tits as the three of us kiss.

Uncle Dave and Aunt Beth are part owners of the bar. Mom's the majority owner. My mom (Porn Goddess Kelly Madison) is the most perfect goddess ever to goddess. Ha. The perfect woman in every way freaking possible... every freaking way!

"Hey babe." Rachel (Friends/Jennifer Aniston) walks in and smiles over at me. She walks over to the urinal and whips her dick out. Yep... I said dick. A big one too. She's a hermaphrodite... she's got a pussy and a dick. A really beautiful pussy too. She pisses through her dick instead of her pussy.

Uncle Dave walks over to her and starts kissing on her neck as Rachel pisses. Flirting with her. They both laugh and flirt, and the next thing you know, Dave's got his massive monster crammed up Rachel's firm ass. About half of it anyway. His dick is almost as big as mine. His is thirteen inches long. Mine's fourteen inches long. Rachel screams out and puts her hands on the wall, still pissing in the urinal, as she gets ass pounded from behind by my chunky uncle.

We all watch the fun. Beth standing beside me, jerking my cock with her left hand while I film the ass fuck/hermaphrodite piss fun with my phone.

Max and Sarah light up a blunt and smoke, passing to me too as we all watch on, film, and cheer Dave and Rachel on.

Uncle Dave is a sex fiend... like the rest of us. Dude is a fucking and partying machine. He's always fucking somebody. Always having fun and making sure you do too. Everybody loves uncle Dave. Being 70 years-old and fat doesn't slow him down at all either. His beer belly jiggles while he ass fucks Rachel. She pounds on the wall and grunts. Taking all that dick up her tight ass with a slutty bitch grin, her big dick still pissing away in the urinal.

They keep fucking for another ten minutes or so. Rachel finishes pissing about a minute in, then just concentrates on taking that fat, old monster up her beautiful, trim ass more and more. Dave's got most of it shoved up there, pounding away in one of the most beautiful women you'll ever see. Rachel's a real beauty. Long, dirty blonde hair and a trim, fit body. Absolutely gorgeous chick... with a big ol' dick.

After uncle Dave dumps his load up Rachel's smooth, supple butt, he pulls out and calmly puts his cum-dribbling meat pipe away. Thanking Rachel and kissing her cheek. He smacks her ass too. Getting in a quick squeeze as well before he heads out of the bathroom. He gives me a thumbs up, and aunt Beth a pat on the ass, on the way out. He's a cool-ass dude. Ha.

Aunt Beth texts mom. They've got a party planned for tomorrow. A really-wild one.

But hey.. I've got hot pussy rubbing up on me, and a website to get content for right about now. Ha. And, a wife to check up on too. Speaking of my busty blonde wife......

"Mmmmmmm. You're good at that."

"Thanks. You've got the prettiest titties I've ever sucked."

"Aww. Thanks. Yeahhh. Suck it harder. Mmmmmmm."

Billie (Billie Eilish) sucks on her bottom lip as the customer sucks on her rock hard nipple. They're in a special, "work only" bathroom. Billie's earning a big tip. The dude's getting to suck on one of the most awesome racks ever. Pure milky-white perfection. He's paying for the privilege. I think $100 to suck Billie's boobs. I think that's the price.

Yeah... you can pay to suck... among other things... the bartenders/waitresses tits. One of the many reasons to come on down to Filthy Freaks and have a great time... We guarantee the great time part by the way. Just sayin'.

"Oh, sorry." My cousin Gabbie (Pornstar Gabbie Carter) walks in on Billie and the customer. She starts to walk back out and close the door, but Billie stops her and wickedly grins. She waves her over.

Gabbie smirks and closes the door, walking over to Billie and standing beside her. Peeling down her sports bra so her 34DDs...same size tits as Billie and Max... can spill out before she's even asked to show them. She knows what's up.

The dude's jaw drops. He stands up and looks at Billie and Gabbie in front of him. Two of the hottest, big titty bitches you'll ever see right there, inches from him. Both chicks with their awesome, natural racks out, smiling extra-sexy and playful at the guy.

He's staring hard. Swallowing hard too. He's also silent. He doesn't know what to say, so Billie helps him out.

"I'll tell you what. If you have an extra $100 on ya, you can fuck Gabbie's beautiful boobs while I play with myself. I'm sure she won't mind... right, Gabbie?" Billie playfully grins at Gabbie. Reaching over and groping Gabbie's fucking perfect tits while the dude drools all over himself.

"Sure. I don't mind at all... not at all." Gabbie blows the guy a very-slutty kiss. Moaning so hot and naughty as Billie gropes her.

Billie's thumbs are rubbing across Gabbie's huge areolaes and thick, hard nipples. Billie palms both tits and kneads them too. God, brown-haired beauty Gabbie's got perfect boobs... just like my wife.

The dude doesn't say a word. He does quickly fumble through his wallet though and grabs another $100 and gives it to Billie. She's being nice about the price. Usually it would cost $150 to fuck Gabbie's tits, but Billie likes the way he sucked her tits, so she's giving him a discount.

A couple of minutes later...

Gabbie's got those big, soft udders wrapped tight around the guy's six inch dick, pumping away on it as he leans back against the sink counter.

The dude's rubbing Billie's legs too while she smiles at him and rubs her pussy that she's got spread open for him. She's got her legs spread for him too, giving him a great view of her open snatch.

The guy keeps licking his lips. Groaning happily from the titty fuck, and staring a hole through my wife's gorgeous, juice-dripping coochie hole.

Billie's clit throbs wildly as she rubs it. Her labia puffy and tingling as her fingers rub in her slit. Her pussy lips glisten with Billie's leaking juices. She smiles so sexy too. The guy is mesmerized by my amazing wife... and his dick is mesmerized by Gabbie's amazing tits.

He's fucking up into that luscious tit valley while she's pumping away on his lurching meat, lapping at the precum-oozing crown as it pops through her spectacular, heaving tit valley.

That's it for him. He puts his right hand on Gabbie's head, and she engulfs his dick right as he starts cumming.

"OH GOD!! FUCK! OH... UHH!" The guys dick spurts out four jizzy globs, and Gabbie swallows each down in a flash. The dude rams his dick up through Gabbie's big titty cave and deep into her mouth. He turns his head away from Billie as he dumps the last of his creamy goo into my cousin's mouth. Billie giggles, seeing how excited the guy is to cum in Gabbie's mouth.

"You girls are so beautiful. God! You're both fucking amazing. Thank you so MUCH! UH!" The dude starts shaking as Gabbie sucks him clean. She rubs her big tits all over his drained dick as she sucks it. Laughing on it as the guy growls and shakes, feeling so fucking awesome.

"You know..." Billie hops down off of the counter and smiles. She pulls the guy's dick from Gabbie's mouth and smiles down at her too, jerking the guy's softening cock as she smiles. Billie sees one last drop of sperm leak out, clinging to the guy's tip.

"That would usually be another twenty for Gabbie to swallow, but you're really nice, so......." Billie leans down and engulfs the guy's entire cock. Deepthroating it and sucking it with her throat... much to the guy's immense... and loud... enjoyment. She pulls back off of the dick and smiles wickedly at Gabbie again, then kisses her. "... no charge this time." Gabbie turns her head and smiles and winks up at the guy. He happily grins back at her and nods as a thank you.

Another happy customer. Ha.

Later... at Kathie Lee's house... Fucking Hoda on Kathie Lee's bed...

"Choke the slut. Make her cum again and choke her. Do it, stud. Fuck that filthy whore."

Kathie Lee squeezes Hoda's small, jiggly caramel boob really hard. Twisting her nipple hard too. That makes her Egyptian/American fuck toy wince and coo happily as I pound town her light-brown pussy. My hand squeezing a little tighter on her throat. Fucking and choking her as she cums again, drenching my gigantic dick with her seasoned pussy gravy. Smirking away. Filming it all with my phone. This is definitely going up on Filthy Freaks.

Hoda's smooth caramel legs are up on my shoulders. She's smiling at me. Her eyes fluttering as I lightly choke her and pound her twat at the same time. My huge white dick throbbing mightily as it powers up that sweet caramel hole. Hoda's pussy's pounding on my meat. Her cum still shooting. Still bathing my excitedly-lurching dick.

I slap Hoda's face and smirk at her. I smack her face again. Harder this time. I choke her some more... much to Hoda's horny mature whore delight... and pound her pussy faster and faster. Kathie Lee's bed smacking against the wall behind it.

Kathie Lee yanks my hair, and smirks at me. She kisses me dominantly. Pinching both of my pierced nipples as she shoves her tongue down my fucking throat. Fuck, I love it!

Precum is pumping non-stop outta my dick, glazing Hoda's aching pussy walls.

I loosen my grip on her neck. Hoda takes a deep breath and smiles so fucking happy. Absolutely loving being choked and fucked at the same time. She fucking loves that shit. Rough and nasty sex makes her cum so damn hard. She's a kinky whore, and Kathie Lee... and I... take advantage of that as much as possible.

When I cum, Kathie Lee jerks my cock til I cum all over Hoda's light-brown boobs. Hoda makes sure to lean up and get some jizz in her mouth. Her mouth wide open. Her tongue stretched all the way out. She's so fucking turned-on from the rough, kinky sex. My dick shoots a glob onto Hoda's slutty tongue, totally coating it with thick and creamy ball goo.

Kathie Lee leans down and sucks me clean as I keep on filming with my phone. Every second of our threesome recorded for our fans... and for me personally as well... to enjoy.

I start pissing. First down Kathie Lee's very-happy throat, then all over Hoda's smiling face. Kathie Lee directing the heavy yellow stream all over her best friend's caramel-toned face. Kathie Lee spits right in Hoda's face too. The degrading fun making Hoda scream out and cum so damn hard as she rubs her pussy blazing fast. Fucking awesome shit. Fucking awesome.

Once my piss slows down to a dribble, Kathie Lee and Hoda both suck my dick. Draining it completely. Kissing and moaning blissfully as they indulge their deepest, happiest piss whore dreams. And me... I just watch, film, and smile my perverted ass off. Oh... hell... yeah!

I hang around afterwards. Kathie Lee and Hoda are doing an episode of their podcast... Kathie Lee And Hoda, Hardcore Hotties... and they have a very-special guest... Kim Kardashian. Another very-special friend of mine. So... it's chill time at Kathie Lee's pad for me and the ladies.

Meanwhile... at home...

"Oh god!.... Fuck my ass. God. GODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!"

My blonde beauty younger sister Kaia... she's 20... is on her hands and knees on her bed getting doggy style butt banged by our half-brother Spence (The King Of Queens). He's goofy grinning as usual. Slapping and banging Kaia's gorgeous, trim booty. Gripping her sleek hips, fucking away as he drinks a beer and belches. Spence is feeling himself. He's cocky. He's usually scared to death of being caught fucking my sister by Kaia's 400 pound bad-ass, bald all over biker boyfriend... and our cousin... Otto.

Today though, Otto's out of town, so Spence isn't worried about him... at the moment. That's gonna change shortly though. Sorry... spoiler alert. Ha.

Kaia's a cock hound, so she's always down to fuck. Bad-ass boyfriend or not.

Spence is always DTF too, but he's also very-protective of his talent... his very-large cock... and he takes Otto's threats to rip it off and fuck him in the ass with it very seriously... as he probably should.

I fuck Kaia too. All the time. Otto likes me though, so it doesn't bother him. It seems like the only person in the family that he doesn't like for some reason is Spence. If you knew Spence you'd probably see why, but he's still my brother, so I try and play peacemaker for Spence's sake from time to time... when I have time.

Spence just has a gift to piss most people off. Especially boyfriends of chicks he's fucking with his "talent." Hey... we all have a gift I guess. Ha.

"God, I'm cumming. Mmmmmmmmmmm." Kaia feverishly rubs her pussy as Spence fucks her beautiful, bouncy butt from behind with that 10 and a half inch and fat, uncut, pale-pink dick of his. His copious precum mixing with Kaia's delicious pussy gravy. She cums and cums and cums. Smiling and sucking her bottom lip. Rubbing her throbbing pussy all the way through her orgasm.

Kaia gets a call. She picks it up when she finishes cumming. Calmly chewing her bubblegum and popping a bubble.

Spence is still fucking her butt. Still goofy grinning from pasty-white ear to pasty-white ear.

"Oh... Mmmmmmmmmmm. You're back early? OK. Cool. Yeah... I'm alone. I'll wait here for you. See ya then. MWAH!"

"Who was that?" Spence gets ready to cum in Kaia's ass. His grin... and cockiness... outta control.

"Otto... he's on his way here. God... cum in my butt. Yeahhh." My sister casually informs our brother, chewing her bubblegum, ready for some Spence cum in her perfectly-tight ass.

Kaia's gorgeous smile is the perfect counter to Spence immediate look of complete and utter fear that totally covers his formerly cocky face. His jaw drops. His heart sinks. His raging-hard dick does too. It immediately goes limp inside of Kaia's super-horny butt. She's dancing it all over Spence's dick, very-ready to get sperm-blasted at any moment.

Spence starts screaming like a maniac and frantically jumps off of the bed. Falling down, then quickly jumping back up. Crazed with fear, leaving my sister on the bed, sexually-disappointed.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T CUT MY DICK OFF AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS WITH IT, OTTO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! OH MY GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH GOD, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Yeah... Spence is scared.

No cum for you! Kaia can hear that voice in her head. Ha. She sighs and shakes her head, laying on her bed and looking up at the ceiling, blowing bubbles with her gum as Spence spastically runs around her room... then out of it... liked a scared-shitless maniac. Yeah... big stretch. Ha.

"At least Otto's coming over. He can feed my butt some cum." Kaia perks up. She blows a big bubble and pops it, ready for her boyfriend to get his huge, King Kong Bundy's younger-brother-looking butt over there and fuck her brains out.

...

I get a very-cool surprise when mom drops by Kathie Lee's house. She knew I was there so she dropped by to spend some time with me and to say hey to Kathie Lee and Hoda. She's didn't know Kim was there.

Dude, I'm hanging with four babes and getting drunk. A pretty-perfect way to wind down your day.

Mom and I chill and watch Kathie Lee and Hoda do their podcast from Kathie Lee's home studio. It's all about hardcore sex and hot chicks... hence the name.

Mom gets frisky, so she ends up in my lap, facing the big window between the den and Kathie Lee's studio. They can see us fooling around as they do the podcast.

Mom's got my dick out of my pants and right up her pussy and she's bouncing happily on it while I reach around her and play with my favorite tits ever. Both of us are drinking. I'm drinking a beer, and mom's drinking red wine.

Fuck. Just fuck. Mom's amazing jugs bedazzle me... and my hands... once again. She's got her flowered silk blouse open. Her all natty 34FFs hanging out over her white satin bra cups. My hands squeezing away so happily.

Her pussy does too. Pumping my hard, pierced cock perfectly as she bounces on it. Casually drinking her red wine and watching the podcast. Smirking away. Cooing away. So content and so happy. And that makes me happy.

"God, I love this cock! Yum! Hahaha." Mom leans her head back and smiles so happy. Her long blonde hair tickling my face. Smelling so beautifully-sweet as usual.

The piercings all the way down my shaft are rubbing perfectly on mom's pulsating pink folds as we fuck. That, and my immense cock size both working together to stimulate her magical milf pussy to otherworldly heights of sexual bliss.

Mom's juices pour out all over my thick-veins-covered meat. Glazing my dick. Lubing it for even more sensual pussy stimulation.

My dick throbs hard. That makes me growl happily. Drinking my beer as my mom leans back to me and softly kisses my neck. Purring away so happily as she starts grinding her pussy round and round on my hard-as-granite cock. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!!!!

I'm ready to blow, but mom suddenly stops grinding my dick. Sensing my impending cum. She wants to drag it out. The perfect cock tease. God, so fucking perfect.

Mom slowly swirls her leaking pussy all the way around on my ridiculously-hard dick. Round and round. Slowly. When it throbs harder, she slows down even more. Perfectly working it. Totally controlling my cock and it's mighty urge to flood her world class pussy with cum. Perfect pussy work. Just perfect.

Mom kisses my cheek and purrs. Smiling, then licking my cheek.

I turn to her, and she purrs again, lapping at my lips wildly. I kiss mom. Deep and dirty. So fucking turned-on by the hottest bitch ever.

Inside the studio...

"They're really going at it."

"Yes. I want some more of that beautiful dick."

"Oh yeah! Me too. Yummy."

Kim watches extra-close. All three bitches are. They paused the podcast for a minute to closely watch mom and I in the den.

"You know..." Kathie Lee signals the producer to start recording and filming again. "Kim... I have an idea. Bob... will you please come in here, doll?"

Kathie Lee calls for her neighbor Bob to come in. He was hanging outside the studio watching, drinking a beer.

Bob walks in and stands next to Kathie Lee. His arm around her shoulder. His hand cupping Kathie Lee's white-tank-top-covered boob. Shaking and squeezing it.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. Kim, dear. This is my sweet neighbor, Bob. Bob... This is Kim Kardashian." Bob and Kim wave and nod to each other.

"Kim... Bob here has a gift. A very, very-special one."

"Oh really?" Kim is intrigued.

"Yes. Hoda... would you please?"

"Oh yeah. It would be my pleasure."

Hoda quickly gets off of her stool and walks over to Bob. She whips his swim trunks down, and voila! Out pops the fattest dick you have ever seen... and it's still soft. Kim's eyes bulge from across the table. She smiles wickedly. Slowly licking across those incredible lips. Bright-red, creamy lips.

"Wow! That's impressive, Bob. Very-nice. Yum." Kim approves. Her eyes very-closely checking out every single inch of that humongous dick. It's only about six inches long, but it's gotta be about eight inches or so in girth... totally soft. Kim gets up and slowly walks over to Bob and Hoda. Slowly licking her lips at the sight of that massive, hanging meat.

Kathie Lee sits on her stool next to Bob, and lets him play with her still gorgeous, mature breast while they all closely watch that 60 year-old dick to see how much bigger it will get.

Back in the den...

"God, baby. Your cum feels sooooooooooo good shooting in my pussy. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Soooooooooooooo good. Yeahhhhhhhhh." Mom's smiling ear to ear. She finally let me cum dump in her cunt. And, my dick is dumping a massive load up there. One of the biggest ever. So much thick and gooey sperm rocketing up my mom's snatch. My cock jolting hard each time it erupts with cum.

When my dick stops jumping, mom slides off of it and turns to me. Smiling at me and blowing me sweet, slutty kisses. She licks all around my spongy-hard crown, then sucks down my entire fourteen inch cock. Every last inch. No gagging. No coughing. A perfect deepthroat blowjob.

I lean my head back and growl happily as mom sucks my cock. Licking around my pierced balls with my entire cock crammed down her throat. Such a talented cocksucker. The best ever... period!

I hold mom's blonde head as she sucks me from her knees. I watch Hoda and Kim double suck off Bob in the studio too. Kathie Lee directing the double blowjob. That dude really does have a fat fucking dick. Damn! Kim's lips don't even fit all the way around it. She's got about half of his cock in her mouth, but that's all. It looks like it's about seven and a half inches long, but God knows how fat. That's a fucking fat dick for sure.

After mom finishes orally worshipping my dick in the den, we kiss, then head inside the studio.

Kathie Lee immediately drops to her knees and starts sucking me off. All of the double blowjob directing got her really horned-up. Ha.

Mom and I kiss while my world-famous sugar mama very-ravenously sucks my cock.

Bob's fucking Kim now. On the studio black leather sofa by the wall. Hoda's behind him, pulling his mature white cheeks apart and tongue fucking his ass. The mature caramel whore loves eating ass. She absolutely loves it.

Kim's screaming out as Bob fucks her shaved-bare snatch on the sofa. That enormous meat stretching Kim's pussy so damn wide. Her eyes are bouncing around in her head. Her big breasts are heaving. Her incredible body's shivering... and... she's cumming.

Kim rubs her aching clit as she squirts all over Bob's enormous, mature white dick. Kim's legs are on Bob's shoulders and he's grinning away. Fucking away at that world-famous coochie pie. One of the most perfect, wettest, and most delicious pussies you will ever fuck... if your lucky enough to.

Bob starts pinching Kim's nipples really-hard. She screams out again, so he twists them even harder. Fucking her even harder too. Kim screams and creams. Loving the hardcore pounding and rough nipple play.

Bob pulls out and yanks Hoda's head between his legs, shoving his massive dick in her mouth and fucking it rough and wild while Kim watches.

He pulls out again, and starts pissing all over Hoda's face, then aims it at Kim's big tits, pleasantly surprising her. She opens up, so he aims for her mouth from a few feet away and pisses right in it. Kim swallows a mouthful, then gets a wave of piss down her body.

Bob pushes his pissing monster right against Kim's winking rosebud. He smirks deviously at her. She laughs and smirks back, pushing her world famous ass down on his pissing dick. It's a really-tight fit, but that insanely-fat, pissing dick finally pops through Kim's anal ring. The warm piss immediately soothing Kim's instantly-sore ass. It's stretched so damn tight around that enormous cock. She takes it though. Piss, cock, pain, and all.

Hoda sucks on Bob's balls as he ass fucks Kim. Still pissing in her butt. Kim is screaming again. Pained-pleasure to the max. Her ass so sore from stretching so much around that cock, but also feeling so good from the warm piss blasting up it.

Meanwhile, I've got Kathie Lee and mom bent over the glass table, fucking them both from behind. Both in the pussy. Fucking one, then the other. Then fucking both in the ass. Alternating between both again. It's fuck city, USA up in this fucking podcast studio, bitches. Non-stop hole pounding with two of the biggest dicks ever. And four of the horniest, big cock whores ever on top of it. WOO! HELL FUCKING YEAH!

Back at Filthy Freaks Bar 'n Grill...

"You gals need a ride home?"

"No thanks, Dale. Max has her car."

"Ok, see you beauties tomorrow."

"Thanks. Bye."

"Bye, stud." Max playfully winks at Dale. She's chomping hard on her gum and smirking.

"He's so sweet."

"Yeah... he's OK, I guess."

"Just OK? You called him, stud." Billie giggles.

Billie and Max walk to Max's car. Their shift is over.

Dale's the bar manager. He's a really nice guy. Everybody likes him. The staff loves him. He's always accommodating when it comes to getting time off, and raises, and stuff like that. He makes sure to take care of the staff.

"Hey, he's got a big fucking dick, and I like fucking and sucking it. So yeah... stud." Max wickedly sticks her tongue out and smart-ass smirks across her car at Billie as they get in. Billie laughs and shakes her head at her dark-brown haired and buxom best friend.

Billie knows all about Dale's big fucking dick. Everybody at the bar does. That's why aunt Beth hired him. Mom didn't mind the hire when she met Dale, and got a look at that enormous thing between his legs.

Dale's very-nice and chill personality charmed mom, and his dick sealed him getting the job. Beth made sure to get Dale to show mom his dick at the interview. She knew mom would hire him immediately.

Dale's dick isn't enormously fat like Bob's. It's very-average girth-wise. Very-average at best. The exact opposite of Bob's dick. Nothing special at all. The enormous part though is it's length. Sixteen and a half inches long. Yep... sixteen and a half inches long. Aunt Beth measured it totally-erect.

Dale's bisexual. So... the male and female staff both like to thank him for his constant support and understanding and nice treatment by sucking and fucking him. It's a mutual enjoyment thing. Both sides certainly enjoy it too.

"How many times today?" Billie asks Max about her and Dale as they head home. Max is living with us for the time being. Her apartment building had a fire, so they closed it down for repairs.

"Hmmm... just twice. A blowjob before work and a quickie fuck during my first break."

"Does Johnny know about you two?"

"No..." Max gives Billie a, hell no look. "And, he doesn't need to either. So, keep it on the down low."

Billie giggles at Max's request. Johnny is one of my best buddies. He and Max started dating recently.

"He doesn't know you fool around? He's got to. Everybody knows you do."

"I told him I'd stop while we're dating... for now." Max gives Billie a sly grin. She's chewing hard on her gum and driving. Smirking away. Max is proud that she convinced Johnny that she would stop fucking around while they dated. Nobody believed that she would, and... yeah... we were very right. Ha.

"So... how long are you gonna keep up the facade?"

"I don't know. It's kind of exciting though. Cheating is fun. The whole, will he catch me stuff turns me on!" Max's big, horny grin makes Billie giggle again.

"Yeah, you are quite the horny slut, Max." They both laugh.

Tune in next time for way more filthy fun with the freaks. How long will Max be able to keep up the no cheating lie? How much pussy can Dale handle at work? Will Spence ever stop being scared shitless of Otto? And... how awesome can my mom possibly be? Check in next time to find out. Peace, freaky bitches.

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02/07/2024 

Fun Times with Filthy Friends Ch. 2

"Damn, uncle Dave. You knocked up all three?"

"Sure did, Johnny. And, it was funnnnn. HA!"

Puffing and passing with uncle Dave is a blast.

We're in his front yard, chillin' under the big oak tree. Smoking. Watching peeps walk and drive by.

Uncle Dave was talking about Dana, Tori, and Danyelle. Dana is uncle Dave and aunt Beth's housekeeper. Tori and Danyelle are her daughters. All chocolate. All hot. All have got huge natural jugs. He knocked all three up. Beth knows all about it. They're swingers, so she's cool about that shit.

I knocked up Tori myself... twice. She's a slutty one for sure... just like mama. Hers, and mine. Ha.

Tori's been begging me to marry her, but I let her down easy every time. I'm already hitched, and one wife is enough... for now. (Cocky horndog grin)

I really like her though. She's super fucking hot. Those huge chocolate melons get me so damn hard too. Obviously, uncle Dave agrees with me on that. Ha. They get so fucking massive too when they fill up with milk. Jesus! They give udders new meaning.

Dana is the first chick that I got pregnant. A smokin-hot black milf with huge jugs and a party personality. She loves to drink, and she loves to fuck. My kinda broad.

Danyelle just moved here, so uncle Dave welcomed her to the neighborhood... the fun way. Three for three for the 70 year-old, big ol' beer belly rockin' playboy. Not bad at all. Black bitches love big white dicks for sure.

"Here..." I pass the blunt to Johnny and head inside to take a piss.

We were helping aunt Beth move some stuff from the basement, and we took a smoke break when we finished.

"It's about fucking time you came back in here." Aunt Beth grabs me by my shorts and pulls me into the bathroom, quickly locking the door behind us.

"Now..." Beth yanks my shorts down. Smirking very-wickedly at me. I just laugh. Fuck yeah. I love horny aunt Beth. "You're gonna be my fuck toy 'til I'm done with you. You got that??" She playfully slaps my face. Smirking mightily. She rips off her pink tank top and pink satin bra. Those mega-awesome, all natty, milky-white 38Fs bounce in front of her. Fuck... yeah!!!!!!! Veiny titty perfection. Massive fucking tits!

I turn the tables on the horny, blonde bbw milf bitch though. I feel like dominating the dominant bitch. I slap her face right back, and grab her long, wavy blonde hair. Yanking on it.

"You're my fuck toy. Don't get it twisted, bitch." I smirk at her. Cocky boss pimp and all. Beth gets excited by the role reversal. She's a dominant, bad-ass boss bitch, but... from time to time... and pretty much always with me... she shows her submissive side. She craves my cock, so I can feel her pussy leaking at the situation just by the look on her sexy face.

"Get on your knees and suck me off, whore. Don't stop 'til I tell you too... and no hands. Just your fucking mouth, whore." I give my slave her orders. She smirks wickedly and submits.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yes, master." Aunt Beth drops to her knees and starts cock gobbling. No hands. Just her mouth. I stand there and look away. Not even giving her the satisfaction of showing her the pleasure that she's giving me.

I own this bitch and we both know it. Uncle Dave is married to her, but she belongs to me... period. Her mind, body, and soul. It's all mine. Mine to use and abuse. Any way I want. Fuck yeah. This is gonna be fun.

I grab aunt Beth's blonde head and force my fucking dick down her throat. All the way. She gags and spits up... the spit and puke spurting out of the corners of her mouth... but I ram it even harder down her throat the next time. Repeating that several times. Holding Beth's head against my crotch. Making her suck it even through the puking.

Once I pull out, my aunt projectile vomits all over the bathroom floor. She's breathing deep and heavy. I laugh. A devious, mocking laugh. A dominant master laugh. I slap her face, then yank her head back and look right at her. That sexy face flush with sexual heat, and glistening with spit and puke. God, she's sexy. I spit in her face, then ram my dick back down her fucking throat. Dominating my favorite aunt. Orally dominating her at the moment. Beth willingly submits to my darkest desires. She's there to please me. Her fucking horny as hell, sex fiend nephew. She's my property. My whore. I own her. Only me.

Back at home...

Spence (The King Of Queens) snuck into my room and managed to start eating my gorgeous blonde wife Billie's ass while she was sleeping. Billie (Billie Eilish) doesn't work today, and we partied hard last night, so she's catching up on some sleep. She's nude. Her back to the edge of the bed. Spence is squatting on the floor by the bed. His pasty-white perv face crammed up Billie's ass crack. His long tongue shoved up her ass, licking her out. His pudgy hands squeezing my wife's plump butt as he gorges himself on her tasty bowels.

"Wow, she's got the tastiest butt I've ever eaten." Spence is impressed by my wife's taste. The chubby bastard keeps on snaking his tongue deep up her rectum, still squeezing and spreading her very-sexy and jiggly butt cheeks.

Billie's instinctively grinning in her sleep. Spence or not, that long tongue up her ass is feeling pretty damn good to her... sleeping or not.

Max (2 Broke Girls/Kat Dennings) happens to walk by and catch a glimpse of Spence eating Billie's ass. She stops and stands there in the door way, shaking her head.

"Oh, hey, Otto."

"OTTO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY DICK! MY ASS! MY DICK! MY ASS! MY POOR SWEET DICK AND ASS!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Spence screams out, spastically running out of my bedroom, flailing his arms, screaming hysterically. He's still scared shitless by even the thought of Otto being near him.

Max grins. Proud of herself. She even reaches out and trips fear-crazed Spence on his way back down the hall.

"What the????" Billie wakes up, rubbing her eyes. Wondering what the hell just happened.

"Oh, hey. I was just having some fun with Spence. Nothing to worry about." Max grins deviously at Billie. My wife shakes her head and laughs. There's never a dull moment with Spence around.

Back in aunt Beth's bathroom...

"My ass! I own this fucking ass, bitch!" I yank back on Beth's blonde hair. She fiercely growls at me. Her eyes blazing with carnal lust.

"It's all yours, master. All yours. Take it. TAKE IT!!!! FUCKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" My aunt is raging. Her massive udders flopping around under her as I pound town her butt from behind. Yanking on her long blonde hair, hard. Really-hard. Taking great joy in her pained roars of submissive ecstasy. My cock thumping away inside that phat ass. My piercings on my cock rolling right across aunt Beth's powerfully-throbbing bowels.

God damn! I start jizzing Beth's booty hole. Slamming my giant rod as far up her bbw ass as it will go, over and over. Slamming it in every fucking time!

"FUCK, FUCK FUCK!!!! GOD DAMN!!! CUM IN MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! YES!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! YES, MASTER, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! GODDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!" Beth lurches forward every time from the force of fourteen fat inches of pierced dick brutally banging... and jizzing... her big and bouncy, bbw milf butt. Fuck! I love this woman!

I start slapping aunt Beth's enormous titties as hard as I can. Brutally hard. She screams out and moans wildly deep and loud. Her body shaking from submissive slut delight. Her eyes closed. Her mouth open. Her massive breasts heaving so heavily. I just fuck the bitch as hard and as fast as I can. My cum pouring out of Beth's ass as I bang the holy fuck out of her ass. Owning it. Dominating it. My aunt's screams of pained-delight making me grin deviously. Making my cock throb so fucking hard in her ass!!!! Fuck!!!! I keep on fucking her. Squeezing the soul out of her tits. My fingers leaving deep red marks on her milky-white breast flesh. Fuck!!!... I cum again!

I pull out and spin my aunt around quickly. She drops right to her knees and gobbles up my cumming monster. Deep throating the whole thing. Gagging, but still sucking it all the way down. She grabs my hands and holds them on her head. I start throat fucking the huge titty whore again. Rough and dirty. My cum mixing with her spit and a little bit of puke. I pull out, and it all pours from my aunt's messy mouth. I smirk, and ram my dick right back down there. Force fucking her throat for another two minutes or so... before I start pissing down there.

Beth smiles around my massive cock. Swallowing my piss as fast as it shoots out of my cock. I fuck her throat the whole fucking time I piss down it. Totally dominating my favorite aunt. She squirts all over her bathroom floor. Violently squirts. Not touching herself at all. She cums from being my piss suck slave. Turning herself over to me. It excites her that fucking much.

The second I stop pissing down Beth's throat, I lean down and kiss her. Tasting my piss, cum, her spit, her puke... everything. We kiss for a full two minutes straight.

Aunt Beth grabs my head and holds it as we mouth fuck each other. So dirty. So heated. So fucking intense. The most powerful kiss ever. Nasty, messy, and powerful. Our pissy spit pouring between our mouths.

"That, was fucking incredible." Beth wickedly smirks. Playfully slapping my face again. I laugh. Damn, I love her. Ha.

At Filthy Freaks...

"Oh god. Oh god......." Dale closes his eyes as he cums down Kayla's throat. She sucks him down a little more... about eight inches or so down... and tickles his balls while he deposits his creamy load right down the throat of one of the sexiest bitches to ever walk the planet.

Kayla is Jamaican and Indian. A true exotic beauty... and a super-stacked all over one. Her lips are works of cock-erecting, slutty art. Thick and very-voluptuous. Her rack is incredible. Huge tits with tattoos. All natural too. Every inch of her is. Gorgeous face with a pouty slut smirk that'll rock you to your core. Very-curvy hips and a huge, uber-sexy badonkadonk to go with them. She's got several tattoos all over her body. Damn, she's fine. Buxom to the fucking max, max!

Kayla wants tomorrow off. She's been telling everyone that she wants to take me somewhere. She won't say where though. Billie even asked her, but Kayla was very low key about it to her. Hey... We'll see soon enough, I guess.

Kayla knows the easiest way to get time off is to nicely ask Dale. Like I said before, he's always looking out for the staff. And... like I said... because of that, the staff is always looking out for him. Hence, Kayla blowing him in his office.

Dale holds Kayla's dark-haired head as he finishes cumming down her throat. His insanely-long white dick jumping as it pumps his average-sized load down there.

Those thick, wildly-sexy lips are pursed so perfectly around that long shaft. Smoothly sucking on it as Dale's last dribbles of semen ooze down light-chocolate honey Kayla's throat.

"Thanks for the day off." Kayla winks up at Dale, then kisses the tip of his dick. She laps at it, then stands up, checking her smeared lipstick in the mirror by Dale's desk.

"No problem, doll. Thanks for the great blowjob." Dale puts his 16 plus inch rod away as he watches Kayla put more lipstick on those amazing lips. Cherry red. Wet and creamy. She slowly applies it. Smoothing it across her lips with her thick, sensuous lips. Pursing them, and putting on a hot show for the bar manager.

Kayla confidently walks out of Dale's office and gets back to work, tending bar. Dale just grins. Loving his job more and more every second.

Back at home...

I'm back from aunt Beth's house. Billie's up, so we're chillin' in bed. Smoking. Max strolls in and flops down next to me. We puff and pass and chat... which leads to a very interesting confession from Max.

"Otto got you pregnant?"

"Yeah. He slipped one past the goalie."

"Damn, everybody's getting knocked up around here." I laugh. Max and Billie do too as we puff and pass.

"So, I'm guessing you don't want Johnny to know about this either." Billie slyly grins over at Max. I kiss her arm, then her boob. My chick is so sexy. I just love being with her. Being close to her. Basking in her sensual essence. She's my hot, horny bitch fix 24/7.

Billie smiles at me, then kisses me as Max states the obvious. "Of course not." She takes a deep toke on the blunt, then passes to Billie... who's more concerned with smiling at me and kissing me than she is smoking. Max blows big smoke rings up towards the ceiling. We're all chill. It's a cool vibe. I decide to make it a lot cooler.

I grab Max's head and push it down towards my cock. Billie already has my shorts down. She's playing with my soft cock. Max just smirks and goes right along with the program.

All this getting knocked up talk has me feeling frisky. Ha.

Max kisses all over my soft meat. Licking slowly all the way over it too. The piercings and all.

I reach over and grab onto one of her braless 34DDs under her baggy pink tee shirt. Cupping and fondling it as she makes out with my dick.

Billie and I keep kissing. My busty blonde goddess is making me smile. Her lips so full, and soft, and lush. Her tongue dancing with mine. Dirty dancing... very-dirty dancing.

My cock grows as Max sucks it. Her incredible, voluptuous lips rippling right down my thick-veins-covered cock. Fuck! They feel so damn good gobbling up my dick. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. I growl so happily pleased.

Billie giggles as she starts softly, but wickedly sucking on my tongue. She's cupping my face as we kiss. Fuck, I'm feeling sooooo good right now.

Meanwhile... back at Filthy Freaks...

Mom (Porn Goddess Kelly Madison) took a liking to a really nice bar patron. He kept tipping her... mom still loves to bartend here and there... big and complimenting her. When he found out about our special, secret menu, the guy immediately offered mom double the usual $100 to suck on her amazing tits.

Mom took him up on his offer, and they headed back to the "work only" bathroom. There's actually three of them. One's reserved just for management. That's the one mom took her new friend to.

As the chubby guy sucks away on mom's magnificent right tit, she adds up... in her mind... how much money the guy's spent on her today.

"Hmmmm... three drinks. That's $30. A ten dollar tip for each one. That's $60. $200 to suck my boobs. And, a hundred dollar tip just because I'm so beautiful. Awww. That's $360. And, don't forget the dozen red roses he brought me when he came in. Plus, he's so sweet." Mom smiles. Looks like she's found a new fan. A real smitten one. Join the crowd, dude. Ha.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. Suck it, Clint. Suck both of them. Yeahhhh." Mom bites her bottom lip and moans happily as the guy worships her perfect breasts with his mouth. Cupping them and licking all around her areolaes, then nibbling lightly on her hard nipples and sucking them hard. His mouth applying extreme suctioning power as he sucks on each perfectly-shaped 34FF breast.

Mom plays with Clint's hair as he orally ravages those enormous jugs for five more minutes. Alternating between them. Cupping and fondling them as he ravenously sucks them.

Mom reaches down and grabs Clint's small bulge. He tries to pull away, ashamed of how small it is. Mom thinks that's sweet. She feels sorry for him, so she does her best to cheer him up... her way.

She calms him down as he keeps on sucking her heaving breasts. Hugging him tight to her chest. She reaches back down again and rubs his bulge so good, Clint relaxes and groans as he continues orally worshipping mom's totally-amazing tits. Her hard nipples are twitching excitedly in his mouth. He gently bites down on one and sucks it extra-hard. That gets a very-sexy moan from mom.

She bites her super-succulent bottom lip again and sucks it as she rubs on Clint's now-hard bulge.

Both of them are heatedly moaning and groaning, very-much enjoying their private time together in the quiet bathroom.

Mom unzips Clint's pants and out pops his erection. It's small... probably around four inches long. It's hard as steel too. Very-slightly curved upwards, and uncircumcised. Mom tells Clint that's there's no reason for him to be embarrassed. She likes his cute little dick. That gets a relieved smile from Clint. His smile is covered by mom's immense, wildly-delicious breast flesh. Her tits are fucking huge. Clint motorboats them for a minute... which makes mom laugh... then he gets right back to deeply sucking on each one.

Back at home...

"Take it, you filthy whore!"

Max screams into the ball gag. Her hands cuffed behind her back as I ram my giant, throbbing dick up her tight ass. Yeah... we're getting a little kinky here.

Max is laid out on my bed, on her stomach. I'm on top of her, ramming fourteen inches of pierced super dick up her bouncy bottom. Smirking away. Billie's smirking back at me... and pissing all over Max's face. Like I said... were getting a little kinky. Ha. We're just getting started too.

"Do it, baby. Piss all over the bitch. The smart-ass, ball busting bitch. Make her your bitch. She's already mine." I lean down and laugh deviously in Max's ear. "Aren't you, whore? You're my bitch, aren't you?" I keep on laughing... and keep on fucking Max's tight, plump butt.

Max frantically nods yes repeatedly. Screaming YES into the ball gag over and over. Crying out as she violently cums again. Her second time so far. We're gonna need new sheets after this, but fuck it... it's well worth it. Ha.

Billie's piss keeps on coming too. Soaking Max's gorgeous, sexually-blazing face and her long, dark-brown hair.

I lick some of Billie's piss from the side of Max's face, then blow my wife a kiss. Laughing wickedly. She blows me one back, and licks her full, decadent lips so sultry and sexy. Damn! I love that hot fucking bitch! Blonde perfection. Head to toe.

"I might call everybody over and run a train on this bitch." I laugh. Winking over at Billie. Driving my dick even further up Max's rump. She's screaming hysterically into the ball gag. Crying tears of deep carnal joy as Billie's piss rains down all over her face and hair.

Billie finally finishes pissing on Max, and she leans over and kisses me. Cupping my face in her hands. My cock throbs maniacally inside Max's brutalized booty, Making her scream out once again. Her tears of butt fucking bliss getting deeper and more intense. She's pulling hard on her restraints. Growling and moaning outta control. So turned-on by the piss bondage butt fuck. She can't control herself. She starts pissing all over my bed. Fuck it... I start pissing in Max's ass.

"UUUURRRRRRUMMMMMMFHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Her muffled screams of delight combining with her frantic pissing... and her fucking back on my dick, begging for more and more of it make me smile.

Billie drapes her arms around my neck and smiles too as we kiss. Wicked and nasty. Both of us loving every messy second of piss dominating our best friend. Oh yeah... the kink keeps on coming.

Back at Filthy Freaks...

"Oh my god, Clint. WOW!!... WOW!!!"

Mom is taken aback By how much cum Clint shoots out of that small dick of his. She's jerking him off, watching spurt after spurt of creamy ball goo blast into the air, splattering onto the bathroom floor, the door, and even the ceiling. Mom keeps jerking it out, and Clint keeps pumping it out. Grinning so happy. Groaning loud. His chubby body shaking from the intensity of the awesome handjob mom is giving him.

When Clint finally stops cumming, mom looks around the bathroom. She's amazed. Shocked by how much pearly-white seed is dripping everywhere. She laughs. She also makes sure to fully drain Clint's small, but potent dick. Pumping it past empty. He growls and groans away. His chunky body still shaking. He's so damn glad he came into the bar today.

"Wow! That's a lot of cum, babe. A LOT! My lord." Mom looks at her hand. She's got jizz rolling down it, dripping to the floor. She can't stop laughing and watching all of the cum everywhere.

"Thank you so much, Kelly. You're the best. The most beautiful, and the best. Whew! This is the greatest day of my life." Clint takes a deep breath and chills. Smiling from ear to ear. Leaning against the sink.

"Awww. Thank you, Clint. You're a doll." Mom kisses Clint's cheek. Smiling so sweet at him too. That gets another happy grin from him.

Mom looks down at his still hard dick and smirks. The foreskin-covered crown's covered in sex cream.

She winks at Clint, then she leans down and sucks on his spermy crown. Sucking down all of the cream glaze from his cock head.

"Yum. Hehe." Mom smiles up at Clint, then she licks her hand clean. Slowly. Swirling her tongue around in all of that creamy jizz rolling down her hand. Letting Clint watch and lick his lips as he lusts over my perfect blonde bombshell mom. "Yummy, Clint. I love your cum." Mom winks at him, then she drops to her knees and sucks his cock. The whole thing. Over and over.

Clint realizes this is an even better day than he thought. He grins so wide, it almost pops off of his face. Mom laughs as she sucks. Happy to bring so much pleasure to a nice fan... and a big tipper.

Back at home...

"Good God." I lower my head and growl. My cum joining all of that warm piss I shot up Max's brutalized ass. The excess flows back out, further drenching my satin sheets. It's worth it. It's definitely worth it.

Max is speechless. She's fucked-out. Smiling around that ball gag. Her fingers tickling my lower abdomen as my cum rushes up her messy butt. Her blissful, muffled coos of joy making me happy.

Billie kisses me again. Again... making me happy. What a fucking day. What a fucking life. Filthy Freaks for life, baby. Ha.

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02/07/2024 

Gabbie and Me

I love my chick's laugh. Especially when it's muffled by my dick.

"MMMFH! GRUMFH! ARGARGARG!"

That gorgeous fucking face.

"MMMFH! GLUMFH! ARGARGARGARGARG!"

Those beautiful, beautiful green eyes.

"UMMFH! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Those lips. God, those lips. So full. So succulent. So fucking delicious and nasty. Fuck!

The warm shower water splashing down upon her as she so blissfully sucks her man's very-pleased dick.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Hahahahahahahahahaha."

Gabbie laughs. She wins this time. She made me cum in less than five minutes.

"God.......... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." She swishes my seed around in her mouth as it keeps on shooting in there. She sucks my fat cock, then gulps down half of it... and my cum that's already in her mouth.

I bang on the shower wall. Growling like a bear. Grunting as my cock keeps on jolting and shooting out my creamy seed. My love, on her knees in front of me,. Her sexy eyes locked right on me the whole time. Gabbie's smiling so sweet. Rubbing my wet thighs so soft and gentle. With such love. Gulping down another mouthful of sticky seed and winking at me when she drinks down the final drop. Yeah, babe... you won... this time. Ha.

"Told ya." Gabbie stands up and smiles right at me, giggling too. Then, she kisses me. Those lips. God, those lips. Full, succulent and tasty. She drapes l her arms around my neck. Licking at my lips. I wrap my arms around her trim waist and look deep into those gorgeous green eyes. Fuck. I'm in love.

We kiss again. Passionate and slutty. The water wetting us both even more as we very-heatedly swap cummy spit. My hands finding Gabbie's beautifully-plump booty cheeks and squeezing away. My bitch is so fucking hot. Her body drives me fucking WILD!

I haven't even gotten to those fucking awesome titties yet.

...

After the shower...

"Johnny wants to take me to the movies. The Mario Bros one, I think."

Gabbie's eating some orange slices in the kitchen. Nude. I love her nude, so she walks around that way a lot just for me.

"Oh yeah?" I grab a beer from the fridge and chill. Smirking over at my girlfriend. She smirks back. Wickedly shaking her eyebrows at me as a tease. She gulps down another orange slice, then slowly walks over to me. Such a sexy walk. Really milking the moment.

Those eyes blazing with lust. My bitch knows exactly what she's doing.

"Yeah... Should I go?" She coyly asks me. Looking away and playfully grinning. Really working my emotions... my sexually-explicit ones.

I reach down with my right hand and SLAP HER BARE ASS! Still smirking.

Gabbie looks at me, oozing sexual energy and desire. Her grin big and wicked. Her insanely-hard nipples shivering with delight. This is a game we play with each other every day. And... it's a HUGE turn-on for us both.

"I don't know. I'd have to think about that. My best friend on a date with my chick? Sounds..." I put my face right at her ear and whisper... "Naughty." My warm breath tickling her skin, titillating my woman so very much.

Gabbie takes a deep breath, moaning so hot. She bites her luscious bottom lip. Sucking on it too. Her eyes flickering with ever-increasing excitement.

I even flick my left thumb over her left nipple a few times to increase her excitement even more.

"Oh god!" Gabbie starts breathing heavy. Her big soft breasts heaving greatly.

I just smirk away. And chuckle. I do enjoy this game. Ha.

I step behind my girl and press my crotch right up against her naked butt. Gabbie's leaning on the island in the middle of the kitchen. She pushes her beautiful booty back against my cock. Rubbing all over it with that delicious ass.

"Beg me to fuck you, bitch. Beg me."

I smirk right at Gabbie as she wickedly looks over her shoulder at me. Licking her lips and grinning. So turned-on. So ready for dick... my dick. She's still dancing that booty all over my growing bulge. Getting it ready for her ass.

"Please, baby. Please give me that gorgeous dick. Please fuck me. PLEASEEEEEEEEEE. PLEASE, BABY. PLEASEEEEEEEEEE. I need your dick so bad. I need you so bad, my love. Please. Please fuck me." Gabbie's eyes light up and sparkle. Her lips quivering. Her body shivering. That sexy fucking ass dancing all over my now fully-hard rod.

I pull my cock out of my thin black sweatpants and it plops right on Gabbie's butt cheeks. That giant dick laying on top of those deliciously-supple butt cheeks. They were made for each other. We... are made for each other.

"Please. Please fuck me, baby. Please." Gabbie smiles so beautifully-sweet at me and blows me a kiss. Damn... I think I'm falling even more in love with her.

I wink at her, and Gabbie knows what that means. She reaches back and grabs my monster. Pumping it for a second, then spitting in her right hand twice, and rubbing it into my cock.

Gabbie places my cock head at her rosebud and pushes it in. Pushing her ass back on my dick as well. My dick pops through and slides slowly up her tight ass. We ass fuck all the time, so she's used to my size. Her ass adjusts perfectly. Sucking in my fourteen fat inches of dick. Her tight hole gripping and throbbing all over it as it slides even further up there.

I grab Gabbie's 34DDs and knead them as she starts fucking my dick with her ass. I let her take charge for the time being while I play with her perfect titties.

Gabbie leans back into me, smiling so damn happy, and I start kissing and sucking her sexy neck. Pawing her heaving boobs as her ass fucks my cock. Sucking it in deeper and swirling it all the way around, then pumping it quickly. The constant changing motion is driving me... and my raging-hard dick... fucking wild!

We ass fuck for an hour in the kitchen. Same position. Same spot. Kissing and loving on each other as my giant, thrusting dick ravages her tight, beautifully-comfy and perfect butt.

When I jizz...

"Yeahhhhhh. All over my fucking face, baby. All over it. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Hahaha." Gabbie's smiling so happy on her knees. She's between me and the counter. My cock spraying her gorgeous face with tons of sticky, gooey seed. It plops down all over her face, then rolls slowly down it. Most of it being collected in my chick's very-anxiously waiting mouth. Some of it rolling down her throat to her chest and settling on those awesome fucking tits. She smears it into her large areolaes and mischievously smiles at me. God, she's got a sexy smile.

Gabbie very-happily laps at the flying semen with her kinky tongue. Smiling so fucking sexy at me and blowing me hot kisses too.

Gabbie gobbles my dick up the split-second it stops jizzing. Engulfing it with such intense, dick-crazed glee. Sucking half of my fourteen inches of dick down her throat. Smiling and winking at me... and throwing up the double devil horns at the camera... as she sucks me, while I take a few pics for our social media sites.

I lean down and smile right at my chick. My gorgeous, sexy, totally-amazing chick. I kiss her and pick her up as we kiss. Loving her more and more every fucking second we're together.

...

Later... Gabbie and my buddy Johnny are at the movie. I'm at home. Relaxing on the bed. Grinning. Wondering how my chick's movie date with my best friend is going. I decide to text her.

At the movies...

"MMMFH! GRUMFH! GLUMFH! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Gabbie smiles around Johnny's cock. She's texting me while she sucks him in the dark theater... and while she watches the movie. A real multitasker right there. Ha.

"Having a nice snack right now, babe. How's my man?" That's Gabbie's text. We're both on the same sexual wavelength so I get what she means right away.

"Wishing I was that nice snack at the moment." I throw a wink onto the end of my message.

"Awwwww. You will be, as soon as I get home, sweetheart. Hahaha. I promise. MWAH!" Gabbie adds a bunch of hearts and kisses and licks to hers. "I want you to wait, and get all excited thinking about what I'm doing here." A wink from her. And a big kiss.

Damn, my chick turns me on! Always! ALWAYS!

A couple of minutes later...

Gabbie's biting her lips so she won't scream out in the theater. She's facing the screen, riding Johnny. His six inch, thick rod buried up her bootyhole.

Gabbie's playing with her big, soft titties as she rides that super-hard dick. Bouncing away. And grinning. Loving my short, extra-horny friend's erection thrusting up her perfect ass.

Johnny's grunting and groaning, trying to keep from cumming. He's gripping Gabbie's hips and driving his dick up her beautiful butt as she bounces on it. The double butt fucking action is driving both of them crazy with joy.

Gabbie's happy smile gets even happier when Johnny announces that he's gotta cum. She gets an idea. A funky, messy idea.

A minute later...

"Oh shit!" Johnny holds Gabbie's blonde head as she slurps fast, messy, and heated on his precum-spewing rod. Gabbie's saliva is pouring from her mouth. Pooling on Johnny's throbbing balls.

He starts cumming. Gabbie bobs on his cock, sucking out every last drop of cum in Johnny.

Johnny growls and groans away. His eyes bouncing all around in his head as he shoots his creamy wad into my chick's happily sucking mouth.

When he finishes, Johnny lays back in his seat and takes a deep breath. Gabbie pulls off of his drained dick and smiles. She opens her mouth to show Johnny all of his cum is still in there. He grins himself, and his eyes bulge when he sees Gabbie grab the popcorn box and lean her mouth over it. She drools all of that cum all over the popcorn. Johnny watches anxiously. So turned-on by my gorgeous, big titty blonde goddess.

Gabbie smiles again and licks her luscious, sperm-glazed lips clean after she finishes drooling Johnny's cum all over the popcorn.

Gabbie sits up in her seat and casually reaches into the popcorn box and grabs a few cream-covered pieces. She puts them in her mouth and eats them and giggles while she watches the movie.

Johnny watches Gabbie eat the cum flavored popcorn and smiles so damn excited. He starts jerking his spent dick as he keeps closely watching her.

Gabbie giggles again. Knowing that Johnny's jerking off and going nuts watching her eat his cum... and the popcorn.

She picks up another piece of popcorn... complete with cum topping... and puts it up to Johnny's mouth. He shakes his head no, and pulls back from her hand. Grossed-out by the thought.

Gabbie giggles again, knowing she'll get what she wants.

"You eat it... and I'll eat yours again. Right here. Right now." She whispers to Johnny. Giggling and playfully grinning once again.

Johnny takes about two seconds to think about it, then he gives in and reluctantly grabs the spermy popcorn from Gabbie's hand with his mouth, and quickly swallows it. Gagging with a grossed-out face.

Johnny's thin brown hair and goatee is shiny with sweat. He's been so excited by my girlfriend... and her mouth and booty... it's raised his heart rate a few notches. Ha.

Gabbie laughs, then moves the popcorn box and winks at Johnny before she lowers her head once again to his lap. She starts sucking his cock again, which very-quickly helps Johnny get over his spermy popcorn eating regret. He starts smiling... and getting distracted. So much so, he almost starts eating the cum-coated popcorn again, but he catches himself before it's too late. Ha.

When Gabbie finally gets home, I do indeed get my wish. I become her nice snack. Her all-night nice snack. She blows me four times and fucks me three. God damn. I'm so worn out afterwards, I pass out asleep... with my chick in my arms. And what a chick she is. Love ya, babe.

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08/04/2023 

Cum Whore Kelly Madison

Fake... Fantasy... Fiction... Mature Cum Shenanigans Starring The One And Only Kelly Madison

"I love it, baby. It's perfect."

"I'm glad you do, hot stuff."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm. You're the hot stuff, baby. Haha."

"I beg to differ, my love. No one... and I mean NO ONE... is hotter stuff than you." My horny grin makes Kelly smile and giggle.

"Awwwwww. You're so sweet, my king. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. And, so sexy too. Hahaha." Kelly kisses her finger and places it on my lips, smiling and winking with such love sparkling in her eyes at me. Then, she slides down my body. Very sexy-snake like, wickedly-smirking back up at me. She slides to the floor and starts softly rubbing her perfect face all over my bulge. Purring so happily. Smirking all extra-naughty up at me as she does. Blowing sexy kisses and winking naughty at me on top of it all. My bulge is soft now, but not for long. It's never soft for too long around my fiancée.

I'm engaged to the one and only Queen Of Porn Kelly Madison. I popped the question two months ago. She said yes real quick... thankfully. No time to sweat it out. Ha.

Kelly's much older than me. I'm 21. She's 55. My mature dream girl. Tall. Long blonde hair. Long, silky smooth legs. Trim figure... but with all natural 34FF breasts. The most gorgeous green eyes and smile ever. And one massive sexual appetite to match it all. The perfect milf. And, I can't wait to marry her.

She was married before, but, she dumped him. And here I am. Watching my future wife, on her knees, pull my cock out of my thin white sweatpants while she blows me hot kisses and giggles.

"God... I'm always in awe of your gorgeous cock, baby. It's so fucking BIG! MY GOD! Yum! Hehehe."

That makes me smile. It's always good to impress your woman with your dick.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Kelly engulfs my now, half-hard meat. Gulping down about six-inches. I've got fourteen fat ones when I'm fully-hard.

Watching my chick suck my cock is better than anything I could ever watch on TV or the internet. Plus, I have the added benefit of experiencing the immense pleasure of actually feeling it. THAT, MAKES IT TRULY MUST SEE... AND FEEL. Ha.

Kelly throws her head around as she sucks, swinging her long blonde hair wildly. I put my left hand on top of her head and growl real-happy, leaning back in the recliner and grinning from ear to ear.

Kelly laughs, and softly rubs my thighs as she takes me into her throat even deeper.

My cock lurches deep down Kelly's throat. So excited to be there. She doesn't gag at all either. A slight cough, but no gagging.

She slurps down about nine inches, then all the way back up to the bottom of my spongy, pierced crown. Yep... pierced. Small gold piercings all the way from the back tip of my crown, right down the underside of my shaft, and straight down the center of my ball-sack to the very back-bottom of it. That's a lot of piercings. Ha.

Kelly winks at me and smiles. Her mouth stuffed wide with now, fully-hard, pierced dick. She then swoops all the way down... her copious saliva lubing the way. And, I mean all the fucking way down. Deepthroating my entire fourteen-inch dick. Every last inch of it.

My eyes roll around in my head. My mouth quivers as I groan. My entire body tingling from the electric thrills shooting all through it.

My chick can suck dick better than anyone. Period.

She's smiling up at me so beautifully happy as I ride out the immensely-satisfying high of her fantastic blowjob.

Kelly reaches up and grabs my pierced nipples. Shaking them as she bobs her head repeatedly on my entire fucking cock. Jesus!

My cock throbs and twitches continually in her mouth and throat. Kelly handles it perfectly. Slurping and sucking that pierced monster down like a cocksucking world champ. Her incredibly luscious lips rippling down my hefty rod, then back up it, then all the way back down again. Her nose pushed into my shaved crotch. Her tongue licking around my balls. My entire cock stuffed right down her dick-craving throat.

The small gold piercings all the way down the underside of my cock roll so smoothly across Kelly's tongue and throat as my cock gets sucked down there, whole. God, it feels so freaking-amazing too!

When I cum, I growl like a sexually turbo-charged beast. It makes Kelly laugh around my cock. The whole thing buried down her throat. She's licking away on my big, pierced balls as she opens her throat as wide as she can and let's me shoot my extra-gooey seed straight down there.

She swallows, but she really doesn't need to. My cum's shooting down there so freaking quick, her throat can hardly keep up with it.

I hold Kelly's blonde head as my enormous cock keeps on pumping away. My cock throbbing mightily as it pumps out the rest of my sticky seed. Kelly coos so blissfully the whole time. Loving my cum racing down her throat so very-much.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. So yummy." Kelly comes back up, giggling wickedly, and sits in my lap, facing me. Smiling extra-naughty at me. She laps at my smiling lips, then kisses me. Hugging me around my neck as we swap cum-flavored spit. Kissing so passionately. My arms hugging her close. Kelly grinding on my very-happy, completely cum-drained cock. It's all so fucking beautiful... and sexy as all hell too. Ha.

"I'm really looking forward to the Only Fans stuff, baby. Me interviewing random horny people on the street and flashing and having fun. That's gonna be so hot. Hahaha."

"I certainly know you'll make it that way, baby." We laugh and kiss some more. Damn, I'm in love. In love with the perfect mature woman. Milf city up in this bitch, baby! Hahaha.

...

Our first shoot for Kelly's Only Fans is gonna be so much fun. She walks the street with her microphone in hand, wearing only a full-length white fur coat, shades, and white pumps. She flashes random peeps and asks them questions about their sex life. Simple. Simple, but hot as fuck. Ha.

...

"Hi there, everyone. It's Kelly. I'm here on Only Fans to give you guys some new hot content... and to have some hot-fun myself doing it. Hehe... Hey, you..." Kelly opens her fur and flashes a guy waiting for the bus as she strolls by the bus stop. She shakes those amazing titties around for him, giggling and smiling away, then closes her fur back up, laughing and waving and blowing kisses to him.

I laugh as I walk with Kelly, filming everything.

Dude sits there on the bench. Jaw dropped and drooling. Gawking really-hard at my woman. He does manage to raise his hand and wave back as Kelly walks off.

"Don't forget to join my Only Fans." Kelly tells him as she happily strolls away. Smiling and giggling so happy. She's loving the whole, Kelly On The Street thing so far.

My woman strikes again. Another new fan.

We spend the next hour or so with Kelly strolling down the street and flashing random peeps. She gets tons of horny wolf-whistles and very-thankful cheers and applause for her sweet and hot as fuck efforts. Ha.

She also interviews several random dudes, and one surprised, older woman.

"So... Do you cum harder from pussy or butt sex?" Kelly asks her.

The older woman paused. We were wondering if she would run away screaming or not.

"Anal... definitely anal." She finally answered. That got a big pop from Kelly and I. Kelly's so amazing and hypnotic, she even got the old broad to flash us right after Kelly flashed her. The old chick has some great cans too. Big and bouncy ones.

Kelly got her number, so we're definitely gonna bring her over and fuck her at home. Test out that whole anal cumming hard thing. Ha. We might even get her to join Kelly on her adventures too as well. Maybe I'll let her do the camera work too. Ha.

"Does your significant other drink your cum?" That one gets a huge grin from a big dude Kelly came across at the park.

"She used to. I cum a lot. A whole lot. So, she got tired of me always wanting to cum in her mouth. I love when my chick drinks my stuff. It's a big turn-on. But, sadly, that's a no-go nowadays." Dude shrugged his shoulders looking all sad.

"Awwww. Poor baby. I'm so sorry to hear that. I wish I could help you out somehow." Kelly softly rubs his chubby, hairy face. Really being sweet to the guy... while she smirks wickedly at me and the camera, and giggles away. She winks at the camera... and me. My amazing chick. Always the smokin' hot tease.

"You could drink my cum. It's been so long, I've almost forgot what it feels like." Dude swings for the fences. Ha.

"Well... you'd have to clear that with my man over there." Kelly giggles as she motions over to me with her head.

"That's your man?"

"Oh yeah! We're engaged." Kelly shows him her engagement ring. Smiling all sexy and chewing her gum.

"Oh... sorry, dude." He apologizes and chuckles. Embarrassed that he didn't realize that.

Kelly kisses his cheek and takes a pic with him. Her spectacular tits out. Smiling big and happy... both of them.

A couple of minutes later, Kelly pushes me into the alleyway behind the restrooms, behind a dumpster. She looks at me with sexual fire in her eyes. She's super-turned-on.

"God, that made me so fucking hot for you, baby! That poor guy wanting me to drink his fucking load! I want yours! Now! Right here!" Kelly's beaming with carnally-blazing hunger. Dick and cum hunger. So fucking turned-on.

She drops to her knees and hurriedly fishes my cock out of my pants. Immediately deepthroating my entire, half-hard monster. Sucking me off so furiously and sex-starved. It's a violent blowjob. Kelly absolutely gorging herself on my pierced meat. Eating it up and growling like a starving lioness on a fresh kill. Loud, animalistic growls of nasty sexual euphoria blaring out from her mouth as she bobs her blonde head fast on my cock. Sucking me all the way down so fucking fast and heatedly. Her spit hanging and flying everywhere. God, WHAT A FUCKING BLOWJOB!!!

I film this awesome content, just for us. Ha.

"UHHHHH!!!!" My cum shoots like a bazooka down her fucking throat. Kelly still wildly growling all over my cumming monster as she bobs that gorgeous blonde head faster and faster. Swinging it around and shaking it violently as she very-voraciously sucks my jizz down. Her long blonde hair flying around like crazy. FUCK! I just grab her fucking head and finish shooting my thick, creamy load right down her fucking throat! Ramming my giant, fucking, pierced dick down there as I cum.

Kelly coughing, but still not gagging, grabbing my ass cheeks, squeezing them tight, then pulling me into her throat as deep as I will possibly fucking go! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! I keep on cumming. My biggest load ever! And Kelly gulps it all down with a very, very, very-heated and cum-hungry/happy smile. FUCKING AWESOME, DUDE! FUCKING AWESOME!

"God, I love you!" Kelly looks up at me. Sexual fury still blazing in her eyes and face. She blows me a real sexy/slutty kiss and goes back to sucking me totally clean. Every last drop of cum in me sucked right down into her stomach.

"Right back atcha, gorgeous. God, I love you." I breathe deep and hold Kelly's head as she works her post-cum magic on my dick. Damn, I'm in love. Cum-drained, and in love. Perfect. Just perfect. Ha.

Before we leave the park. The big dude that wanted Kelly to drink his load approaches her and asks for an autograph. He forgot to earlier. He apologizes again to me. I tell him it's fine and go put the camera in the car while Kelly gives him an autograph. Smiling all sweet and sexy and thanking him for being a fan.

We head out. The guy, Kent waves. We wave back and head home. Kelly leaning over and laying her head on my shoulder, softly kissing my cheek over and over. I just smile, my arm around her. Loving every freaking second with my amazingly perfect, in every way possible, and super-sweet cum whore... Kelly Madison. See ya next time. Peace.

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08/04/2023 

Cum Whore Patricia Heaton Ch. 1

I've been married to TV star Patricia... or Patty... Heaton for twenty five years now. We get along great. Perfectly actually. Patty's the perfect wife. She's fucking grievous. She's very attentive to my every need. So loving and sweet. She's also a really easy going, laid-back gal that loves to cook, travel, fuck... and eat cum.

Yeah... I said, eat cum. My 60 plus wife absolutely craves cum. She's obsessed with it. She not only eats it straight from the tap, she also eats it in her food, her toothpaste, her milkshakes, her coffee... anywhere she can.

"Babe... I'm hungry. You don't mind do you?" Patty gives me a very sweet, loving-wife, horny smirk as I drive. I look over at her and grin. We both know the very, very obvious answer to her question.

Patty starts unzipping my black leather pants, fishing out my still soft bulge. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You have the most beautiful cock that I've ever seen, babe. It's so BIG! MY GOD! I want that thing down my throat. All of it.

Patty leans over and starts licking all over my spongy, tattooed and pierced crown. Yeah... tattooed and pierced. Patty loves my cock. She carries numerous pics of it around in her phone and purse.

My cock is fourteen-inches long when fully erect. It's got shiny gold stars inked all over it... my huge balls too. It's got small gold piercings all the way from the very back-tip of my crown, all the way down the underside of my fat, veiny shaft, and down the center of my huge ball-sack to the very back-end of it. A true work of erotic art. A very expensive and painful one too. No cheap shit on this dick.

And Patty can deepthroat the whole thing too. Tons of practice over the last decade led her to achieve that very impressive feat. No gagging. No puking. She used to. But not anymore. Way too many blowjobs for that to happen anymore.

Patty kisses all over my plump crown as we stop at a light. We're heading to dinner.

I play with Patty's newly, beautifully-styled, auburn-blonde hair as she softly kisses all over my cock head. Slowly swirling the tip of her tongue around it as well. Ahhhhhhhh. So damn good.

A car stops to my right. Two older guys are in it. They look over and see my wife's head starting to bob as she slurps my crown into her mouth and starts sucking. I get an approving car horn beep and cheer from them. I grin over and nod right before we take off.

Patty's mouth feels fucking amazing on my cock. Four inches down... Then six... Then eight. My cock growing instantly, and disappearing, in her saliva-filled oral honey pot as she slurps my fat meat deep and loving. Her auburn-blonde head bouncing faster in my lap as I casually drive to the restaurant.

Showing you just how perfect my wife really is, she manages to get a blunt from the glove compartment. Light it. And hand it to me. All while she's blowing me. Her mouth never leaving my now, fully-hard, monster cock. She's truly amazing. I'm smiling so happy... and now smoking. My cock lurching appreciatively so deep down my wife's uber-talented throat.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. She finally gets the last fat inch of tattooed, pierced meat down there. All fourteen-throbbing inches buried down her fucking throat. FUCK!

The piercings all the way down my giant,-bulging cock, rolling so smoothly down her throat as she buries her beautiful, brown lipstick-smeared lips into my crotch. I'm shaved down there, so Patty's lips are sealed tight onto my bare skin.

Her kinky tongue's heatedly-licking all around my huge, pierced and tattooed ball-sack too. Bathing it thoroughly in her sweet saliva. There's so much of it, long stands of saliva are hanging down to the floorboard from her tongue.

I start cum-dumping down my wife's very, very, very anxiously-awaiting throat as I pull into the parking lot. There's a line waiting for valet parking, so Patty finishes me off, so eagerly gulping down my entire, huge, extra-gooey load of sperm in perfect timing with the line.

We pull up to the valet right as she comes up off of my cock. The valet looks into the car, surprised by what he sees. My giant, freshly-drained dick in my wife's loving left hand. She's pumping it, drawing out one last drop of jizz. It rests right on my piss slit.

Patty smiles at the probably 21 year-old valet and blows him a slutty kiss as she leans back over and very slowly... and wickedly... laps up the drop of cum clinging to the tip of my crown. She swallows it and smacks her sexy lips, licking out her cum-glazed tongue at the valet. I smirk. Patty does too. We kiss. The car blowjob and the taste of my cum on my wife's tongue making the evening nice and kinky so far.

I tip the valet after my wife fixes her lipstick in the mirror, and then we head into the restaurant. It's a new place. Italian. Supposedly great food... and service. Who knows.

When we get to our table, the waiter smiles and greets us. He's an older guy. Probably around 70 or so. A little older than my wife.

He shows us the wine list. Patty smiles over at me. She's so beautiful. She really is. She has such gorgeous eyes too. They always sparkle so perfectly. So enticingly. My just-sucked-dry dick twitches in my pants as I look into my wife's amazing eyes. She knows exactly what my dick is doing, so she winks over at me. Wickedly grinning as well.

Patty kicks the dinner off the right way... the fun way. While the older waiter is talking over the wine list with her, she grabs his cock. Yep. Right there in the restaurant. Right there at our table. She grabs it and starts rubbing it. Smirking at me. The waiter pauses for a moment, then just goes on describing the different wines to her. Ha. Yeah... dude is cool as a cucumber. He no-sells it perfectly.

Patty decides to test his no-sell resolve. She keeps smirking at me, and nonchalantly unzips his black pants. The old dude has a blue speedo on under them. Patty giggles at that. She reaches in and starts rubbing his impressive bulge through his speedo.

Dude still no-sells it. He just keeps on talking wine to her.

I'm snickering. Watching this all. A few other diners are too. Whispering amongst themselves. They're not being a bitch about it though. They're smiling and pointing... and waving to me. Giving me, and my wife, a thumbs up. Cool crowd. Ha.

By the time Patty has the old waiter's dick out, it's hard. And big... Really big. Not as long as mine, but even thicker than my cock. It's wrinkled and very veiny. Thick veins throbbing all down the obese shaft. It's got a slight, downward curve to it too. Patty's very impressed. She jovially wiggles her eyebrows at me.

Dude still no-sells it. He must have bitches playing with his huge old cock all the time in here. Ha.

Patty's not really paying any attention to his very-thorough wine descriptions. She's way more interested in that huge piece of hanging, mature dick meat between his legs, beside her.

I watch my wife start licking up and down that mighty shaft. It twitches repeatedly at the touch of my wife's expertly-skilled tongue. She kisses it. Softly and slowly. Her eyes never leaving mine. We love watching each other fuck. It gets us both off big time.

Patty engulfs that massive, wrinkled cock and starts sucking it. Still watching me watch her. And yes... the old dude still no-sells it. I'm beginning to wonder if this is all a work or something. Performance art instead of an actual restaurant. Who cares. My wife's sucking a huge old dick. And we're all very interested to watch it. Yes, me and the others in the place. Everyone is now watching Patty suck that cock.

She pulls off of it, then spits all over it, and sucks it deep again. Her beautiful lips stretched obscenely-wide to accommodate that massive meat pipe. Patty gets it all down. Coughing twice from the enormous girth pushing down her throat, but not gagging. Yeah... the waiter has his hand on my wife's head and he's fucking her throat. He's finally selling it, I guess. Ha.

Patty's copious spit is flying from her mouth. Hanging all the way to the floor as that old freak pounds her throat with that massive old dick.

"UMMMMPHHHH!!!" Patty gulps hard when the guy starts cumming. He shoots three huge globs of semen, then pulls out of her throat and mouth and wipes his dick all over my wife's lipstick-smeared lips.

Patty smiles approvingly, and licks it as the waiter brushes it back and forth across her insanely-sexy lips. Then, he shoves it back down her throat. Fucking her throat a few times as he holds her head still. Then, he pulls back out and slaps his obese, wrinkled meat on her mouth several times.

"I'll get your wine now." He bows to us with a serious, professional grin, and puts his dick away. Zipping up, then heading off to get our wine. Patty sits there, wiping her mouth with a napkin. Giggling and smiling really naughty over at me.

She fixes her lipstick once more. Happily grinning at me the whole time. Both of us laughing as well. Another fun night out with the wife.

"Wow! That was a big cock." My wife and I keep on laughing. "Great cum too. A little greasy tasting, but still delicious." Patty sips some water and smiles extra-playful at me. What a sexy bitch she is.

We have a great dinner. The food really is impressive. The eggplant lasagna is very tasty.

"I made sure to put our very special, house-dressing on here for you, madam. I hope you enjoy." The waiter gives Patty a sly grin as he puts another salad in front of her. She really enjoyed the first one, so she asked for another.

The waiter walks off. Patty looks at her salad, then at me. She laughs as she plays with her salad. It's got a very special dressing alright... Cum. You can tell the whole salad is covered in thick, creamy sperm. Slightly watery so, I'm assuming it's the waiter's own brand. Ha.

Patty runs her fork through it, then raises it to her lough and softly sucks her fork clean.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Just like before. Yummy." Patty winks at me, smirking so wickedly too.

Yep... it's the waiter's cum.

"Wait a minute... this tastes a little different. My God... they all came on it. Yum, yum." Patty laughs as she eats the sperm-tossed salad. It seems like the whole kitchen staff came together.... Literally... to make the special house-dressing.

I sit there, finishing my lasagna, and watch my wife happily gorge herself on the very-creamy, very-fresh salad. I can see the gooey cum coating her fork and salad on it. It glazes Patty's beautiful, wet and creamy, brown lipstick-covered lips as well as she sucks the fork totally clean every time. She makes sure to lick them clean after every bite.

A little later...

"How was your salad, madam?" The waiter asks. Mischievously grinning as he asks.

"It was absolutely delicious. My compliments to the house. Patty blows him a sexy kiss. She blows me one too.

I just grin. So in love with my wife.

Patty blew me in the car again on the way home as a thank you for such a great dinner... and after we got home too. She swallowed each time. As I said before, she just can't get enough cum. She really can't. She's absolutely obsessed with eating it all the time. And good God... I love her for it. Ha.

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08/04/2023 

Cum Whore Patricia Heaton Ch. 2

Cum Eating Fantasy Fetish Porn Starring Patricia Heaton... Totally And Completely Fake

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. That's was such a good night's sleep, my love. Now..." I'm still half-asleep as my wife Patricia Heaton... or Patty... slyly slides under the covers and starts sucking my also half-asleep cock.

A happy grin immediately forms on my lips. My 64 year-old TV star wife is truly a one of a kind cocksucker.

I look down and see her head, under the covers, bouncing. I can feel her beautiful lips air-locked onto my growing meat, slurping it and bathing it with her saliva-coated tongue.

I just lay there and grin. Clasping my hands behind my head, and beaming with oral sex delight.

I get a text from a producer that wants to have Patty come in and read for a tv show role. I'm not only Patty's husband of 25 years, I'm also her manager.

He's one of the Weinstein types. He has a rep for talking actresses into fucking... and sucking... him for roles. Dude's a little iffy. But, it would be a really good payday for us.

"You got an offer from Goldman. He wants you to come in and read for a role. It's a hot cougar type of role. Perfect for you, baby. Ha."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sounds fun, babe. Hold on..." Patty speeds up her suck job and has me jizzing down her throat in no time. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. God, I love your cum, my love. I love so damn much. God! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Patty slurps me clean. Pumping my giant, tattooed and pierced rod with both hand around the base as she loudly sucks the top half of my fourteen-inches. Popping her mouth off of my cock repeatedly, then sucking it back in. Fuck! Just fuck!

Patty snakes her way up to me, under the covers. She smiles mischievously at me, then kisses me when she pops out from under them.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Such tasty lips too. Yum." Patty sucks on my bottom lip, then my top one. Pulling both with her mouth as she sucks them, then kissing me after each one.

"So... big daddy... what should I do?" Patty reaches over to the ashtray on the nightstand and grabs the joint. She smokes it as she rests on my chest. Looking curiously right at me.

"Well... the dude's a douchebag, but... it could be big money for us."

"Goldman... oh... he's that really sleazy producer that Sofia Vergara talked about taking to court. You know... He supposedly talked her into taking his big greasy dick in her butt to get that movie."

"Oh yeah. I had forgotten about that. Hmmmm... a big greasy dick in the butt to get a movie? I wonder what the going rate is for a hot cougar role on a TV show. " I give Patty a real naughty smirk. We both laugh. She puts the joint into my mouth. I puff, then pass back to her.

"Well... with his rep... I'm guessing minimum, a blowjob... and swallow. They hate when you spit. Maximum, anal... with a swallow. They just love shooting their greasy sperm down your throat." Patty smirks at me, and winks, as we puff and pass.

"I'll call him and tell him to forget it." I start to call the freak on my phone, but my wife stops me.

"No, no. It's fine. I can handle him. If he tries anything too weird, I'll tell him that my brother is a cop and he hates women abusers... especially Weinstein types."

"Your brother's an accountant." I grin at my wife, and she puffs hard on the joint.

"Yeah..." She blows a big smoke ring into the air. "But, he doesn't know that and, I know for a fact that he's deathly afraid of going to jail. Sofia told me all about him.

I laugh. Patty looks right at me and laughs too. She kisses me again. Very passionately. Her kinky plan to get the hot cougar role is under way.

Later in the day... in Goldman's office...

"That was a very good read, Patty. You're such a good actress. And still lovely." The fat dude winks real sleazy at my hot as fuck wife.

"Thanks. I know I'd be perfect in this role. I'm made for it." Patty confidently grins. She uncrosses her sexy, mature legs, then slowly crosses them again. Pausing in between crosses to let the fat sleazeball see that she has no panties on.

"I can see that." The fat guy starts rubbing his crotch again behind his desk. He's been doing it the whole time.

"Good..." Patty leans forward in her chair. Wickedly smirking at the obviously half-drunk douchebag as he unzips his pants behind the desk. "Now... what's it gonna take for me to get the fucking role? Because..." Patty stands up and rips open her tight, white blouse, letting Goldman gawk hard at her white satin bra-encased 34C breasts. There's still perky and oh so beautiful.

Patty stands there confidently. Hands on her hips. Very-ready to do what it takes to get the part.

Goldman sneers and laughs his cocky laugh.

"Anal... with a swallow."

Patty smirks, and shakes her head, thinking back to what she told me this morning.

"I hope you've got a big dick, because my husband is the only man that's ever fucked my ass, and he's got a huge one." Patty tosses her torn blouse over to the couch behind her. She quickly pulls down her tight, black leather miniskirt and tosses that on the couch as well. She leaves her black heels on. And her bra. She does pull her gorgeous tits out of the bra though. She lets them hang over the very-smooth cups.

"Get over here and suck me, bitch. Get it nice and hard for your butt." The fat, sleazy producer leans back in his chair, holding his fat cock up, waiting for my wife to obey him.

Patty slowly makes her way over behind his desk, and immediately, her jaw drops. The scumbag has the fattest dick she's ever seen.

"How the hell did Sofia take that thing in her butt? Damn." Patty asks herself. She quickly shuts her jaw, and walks over to Goldman, then drops to her knees.

"Good slut. Suck it. Suck it good." His cocky smirk gets bigger and bigger. Patty thinks to herself that she hates this fat fuck, but, she really wants the part. So...

"Yeahhhh. Suck that big beautiful dick, you nasty fucking whore." Goldman's full of himself. He's very used to getting what... and who... he wants.

Patty's slurping that obese dick better than its ever been slurped. Bobbing fast on it, and swinging her auburn-blonde hair around for sexy effect. Her spit coating that massive shaft, lubing it for her beautiful, creamy-smooth lips rippling down that extra-girthy, thick-veins-bulging meat.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! The fat freak grabs Patty's head and shoves deep down into her throat, depositing his fat load of greasy cum down it. His huge, fat ass coming up off of his chair as she slams his massive meat down Patty's way-overstuffed throat. Rough and dirty. Patty coughs hard and slaps his fat legs for him to let go of her, which he finally does.

Patty immediately pukes all over the fat fuck. Coughing from the immense girth of that thing he rammed down her throat. It's so fucking fat.

She scowls at the freak, puke and spit hanging from her lips. She's breathing heavy. The fat, sleazy fuck leans down and kisses her. Deep and nasty. Patty pushes him away and angrily flips him off, so disgusted by him.

Dude just laughs again. Cocky and sleazy. He grabs a cigar from his desk and lights it, smoking hard on it, as Patty wipes her messy mouth with some tissues Goldman has on his desk.

"So... you still want the part?" Goldman smirks wide at Patty. She doesn't need to think about it very long.

"HELL YEAH, I DO! NOW... FUCK MY ASS, YOU DISGUSTING PIG!" Patty doesn't back down from a challenge. She takes his sleazy overconfidence as a challenge. A disgusting challenge. She's going all the way with it too, to get that fucking part. No matter how much she'll hate herself later for doing it.

The butt fuck is quick and brutal. Patty does make him out some lube on that monster before he rams it up her still tight butt.

Goldman bends Patty over his desk, and pounds her ass from behind. Hard and fast. Rough and dirty. In and out. Those fat thighs of his slamming into my fit wife's slender ones. She's pounding her fists on his big, oak desk. Screaming out in pained pleasure as the fat freak takes her ass. Owning it at that moment. Showing Patty who's boss in that fucking office.

She willingly gives it up. Hating herself, but also loving being taken so forcefully. Even by such a fat, disgusting pig as Goldman.

He's puffing hard on that cigar, and pounding Patty ass as hard as he can. His big desk is moving around on the floor from the powerful force of his ass fucking of my 64 year-old, petite wife.

"I gotta jizz again. Kneel down and drink it, bitch." Goldman slaps Patty's smooth ass, puffing harder and harder on that fat stogie.

Patty looks back over her shoulder at him and gives him an angry scowl.

"I already swallowed your disgusting cum."

"You want the role or not, bitch?" Goldman.... Sweaty, fat, hairy, and sleazy... slaps her ass again, and waits for an answer. Still butt fucking her brains out.

Patty shakes her head and cusses him under her breath... but, she squirts... all over his fat, hairy legs. Her pussy quaking as it wildly blasts out her milky load. That makes Goldman laugh again. Cocky, sleazy, and full of himself. Puffing away on the cigar. Sweating profusely.

"Hurry up! And this is it, asshole!" Patty admits defeat, realizing she has to drink his greasy jizz again if she wants the part. Which she definitely does.

Goldman pulls out, and pulls Patty to the floor. All of a sudden, she loses her hatred for him. Her love for being sexually used and her love for cum take over.

"FEED ME THAT FUCKING CUM, BITCH! FEED ME, YOU FAT FUCKING PRICK! GIVE ME ALL OF IT! I WANT YOUR FUCKING CUM, ASSHOLE! NOW!!!" Patty's mouth is open as far as it will go. Her tongue outstretched as far as it will go. She's craving cum. And she wants it now!

"Yeahhhhhh, you nasty fucking whore. Drink my seed, bitch. Drink it all. Hahahahahaha!" Goldman growls like a grizzly bear as she yanks Patty's head to his huge cock and starts jizzing her mouth fast and furious. It explodes out of his cock, and Patty immediately drinks it all down. Every fucking greasy drop. Grunting and moaning like a wild animal herself. Craving more and more cum. Her trim body trembling from her very-powerful cum-lust.

"Whew! You got the part, baby. You got the part, you hot cougar slut." Goldman laughs again. Smokey and sleazy. "Damn, you can suck cock. I may have to sign you to a lifetime contract or something... just for that. Hahahaha!" Goldman's smoky laugh fills the room as Patty looks up at him, still sucking that obese dick. Torn between hating herself for giving into his disgusting ass, and her love for actually giving in to his disgusting ass... and cum. Ha.

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08/04/2023 

Me, My Mom And Boobs Ep. 1

It's Fake... It's Fiction... It's Incest And Boobs Fueled Fantasy Shenanigans Featuring The Hottest Mom Ever

"MY GOD!!!"

The smoke in the air all around us is thick. I can smell my high getting higher.

"GOD!!! FUCK ME!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

Billie's very heated grunts of sexual arousal blast through my being just like my giant, bulging dick blasts in and out of her violently quivering pussy. Deep and hard. Fast and throbbing. Billie's pussy squeezing and pumping on my very fat neat with non-stop sexual aggression. Fuck! It feels amazing!

I put her hands on the brick wall, squeezing brutally hard on her big natural breasts, under her hoodie. My dick thumping steadily. Lurching extremely deep into her honey hole faster and faster as my impending cum races from my huge balls, ready to explode into my new wife's cum dripping cunt. The fucking anticipation of giving her a public creampie... we're behind the liquor store by the dumpster... is driving me crazy. Billie too. Her body is begging for it. Her too.

"Cum in me, baby! Fill me with your sweet cum! Do it! DO IT! GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!"

She's throwing her blonde head around wildly as I pound her pussy even harder. Even more violently fast and deep. Fuck! I'm ready! I'm ready to fill her with my seed! Right by the fucking dumpster! Fuck! That's hot!

"OH SHIT!" I start jizzing.

"FUCKKKK!!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! MU GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!! SO MUCH CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!"

Billie's crying from feeling so fucking good. She's cumming too. Her gorgeous, curvy body trembling with pleasure, big time. Her pussy is vibrating like a jackhammer on my fourteen inches of pierced... small gold piercings all the way from the very back tip of my bulbous, mushroom crown, all the way down the underside of my incredibly fat, thick veins-covered shaft, down the middle of my huge ball-sack, to the very back-bottom of it... cock.

The homeless guy chillin' by the dumpster, closely watching us while he downs a 40 ouncer of beer... tilting it to us in a salute, then quickly getting back to downing it... cracks us up. All of it together makes us both scream out in immensely powerful, sexually blazing bliss.

The weed smoke from the blunt we were sharing is still swirling around us. It's explicitly visible in the brightness beaming from the light on the telephone pole beside the dumpster. It's all contrasting perfectly with the dark, star filled sky.

The smell of piss, puke, and cum is thick and dirty as well.

And, our mutual cum makes us both growl, groan, moan, and quiver as we very passionately kiss. The sounds of customers going in and out of the liquor store not even registering with us. We're to into each other. Too into pleasing each other. Too into loving each other. And too into cumming into and with each other. It's fucking beautiful. All of it. Dirty, naughty, and fucking beautiful.

After we finish and break our kiss, we just laugh. Smiling at each other, then kissing again. Heated and loving. Our lips smacking and fucking as we keep on smiling at the whole situation. Giggling with such playful... But extra naughty... delight.

"Damn... that was good." I remark, looking around us at the cats looking for food, and the homeless dude sitting by the dumpster, now applauding us, and belching from the beer.

Billie and I laugh again, and take a bow, nodding to the scruffy, very hairy, older dude. She fixes her clothes, pulling up her tight white spandex pants and pink g string, and pulling down her bubblegum-pink hoodie with SLUT written in white across the chest. Kinda fitting, huh? Ha.

"Hell yeah! It was fucking fantastic, babe. God, you can fuck! WOO! Makes me so glad I married you. Hahahaha." Another kiss from my happy wife, and we wave to the homeless dude as we head around the dumpster to go into the store. I hand him a twenty. He smiles, belching and nodding.

Billie gives the smelly, but cool, dude her own special tip. She pulls up her hoodie and flashes him. Showing off those fucking amazing, all natty 34DDs. Jumping up and down and laughing and smiling extra naughty and happy. Shaking her boobs around for the guy... which gets a big round of applause from him... then pulling her hoodie back down, and jumping up very excitedly into my arms, and kissing me deep and dirty as we head to the car. The homeless guy watching us walk by him on our way into the store, tipping his bottle again to us and smiling real happy. Hey, we're spreading joy everywhere we go. Ha.

As soon as we walk into the store, all eyes in it lock onto my hot blonde wife. I smirk. Billie giggles, enjoying the sorta creepy attention. I ought up another blunt and start smoking as Billie checks out the wine section. I head over to the beer, and get a cold Budweiser.

I can see the clerk, and the other three dudes... and one chick... in the store, watching Billie's white-spandex-covered booty wiggle as she reads the labels on the different wine bottles. She's casually chewing her bubblegum as she reads, not paying any attention to any of them.

I just snicker as I walk over to her, smoking, very much enjoying everyone lusting over my chick. She's super-freaking gorgeous, so I don't blame them.

"Hey, babe. What about this one?" Billie shows me a bottle of red wine. I'm not a big wine guy, so it makes no difference to me what wine she gets.

"Cool. Want a bottle of Henny?" I can sense everyone in the liquor store staring even harder at Billie's beautiful, very supple booty, so I reach down and grab her butt, squeezing it and smirking.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. Sure." Billie kisses me as I play with her plump bubble butt. It's a short, quick kiss. She smiles so contently at me. Beaming with happy love. My chick makes me so happy. We've been married for around a month now. It's been awesome too. Every second I'm with her is.

Anyway, back to the pervs in the store...

I whisper into Billie's ear that everybody is watching her ass. She giggles, liking it very much. I squeeze her butt once more, then walk over... smirking and smoking... to the bottles of Hennessy, and grab one.

One of the dudes... an older guy... walks up to her, and starts talking to my wife. I keep on smirking. Billie's a very mesmerizing chick, so her chill, cool, sexy charm works immediately on the dude. He's totally captivated by her.

I let them talk for a few. I pretend to be looking for more liquor while they chat. Damn. Baccardi has gone up. Fucking inflation. Ha.

"He wants to fuck me." Billie whispers into my ear from behind. I turn my head to her, and she's giggling again. Billie playfully bounces her eyebrows for me, and smiles happily. She kisses me again.

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah." She keeps on giggling. "I told him sorry, but I'm married. He's sweet though." Billie's definitely enjoying the attention. I can see out of the corner of my eye that the old guy is still watching her, and lusting for her.

The middle-aged couple in the store are both watching my wife, covertly pointing to her as they talk. I snicker again. Knowing how much everyone wants my chick really turns me on.

Billie and I go to the counter and lay for our liquor. I reach behind her, and slap her firmly jiggling ass for the others to enjoy. Me too, actually.

Billie smiles at me. Naughty and happy. A truly perfect combo.

"Bye, everyone." Billie waves, and playfully smiles, to the other customers... and the drooling clerk. They all wave back. She and I both laugh as we walk out the door.

I pass the blunt to my busty-blonde-bombshell new wife as we walk to the car, laughing and hugging and kissing. Being in love is a really cool feeling, for sure.

When we get home, my mom greets us as we walk in the front door. Billie hugs her, and hands her the bottle of red wine, then heads down the hall to the bathroom. Blowing me a kiss and wiggling that sweet-ass booty at me on the way. I just smile, dude. Damn, my chick's fine.

Speaking of being fine, mom smiles at me. She sits the bottle of wine down on the coffee table, then hugs me. Lazily draping her arms around my neck. If I could accurately describe just how hot and just how wonderful my 55 year old, tall, busty-blonde-bombshell mom really is, I would. But, I can't. So, I'll just say... SHE'S FUCKING AWESOME! Again... SHE'S FUCKING AWESOME! (Two big thumbs up to that)

"My handsome, handsome son. My God, you take my breath away." Mom smiles so sweet, playfully rubbing my chin as I stand there, and happily grin my fucking ass off.

"Back atcha, beautiful. Damn, you're HOT!!!" We laugh, and kiss. Reveling in our mutual love and desire for each other.

Those absolutely incredible, all natural 34FF boobs of hers smash into my very happy chest so perfectly.

I close my eyes and take a deep breath as we kiss. Dude, I'm as in love with my mom as you can possibly be with another person... or with anything else for that matter. Ha.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Mom purrs so freaking sexy as we kiss. Her lips and tongue bedazzling me yet again.

My hands make their way up under her thin gray sweater, and palm those insanely-perfect knockers of hers as we kiss. Her beige satin bra is so freaking soft, it only adds to the wonderfully-beautiful awesomeness of feeling up my mom.

I love my wife, but I love my mom more. Billie knows that and is cool with it. She knows just how close I am to my mother. She knows all about our hardcore fucking fun, boob-related or not. Hell, Billie joins in whenever she's around too. As you'll see shortly. Ha.

"Have you started shooting for the magazine yet, baby?" Mom licks all over my left cheek, then she starts perfectly sucking on my tongue... delighting it greatly. Ha.

Once mom releases her suck-action tongue-grip, I answer her.

"Not yet but, I'm thinking I might just start it with you, right now... if that's OK." Mom laughs at the pervertedly-sweet smirk I'm rockin'. She kisses me on the lips, then she laps at my lips, wickedly grinning the entire time.

"Of course, baby. Anything for you, lover. I'd be honored to be the first boobs in Boobs magazine. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." More passionate kissing with mom. Plenty of copiously-wet, spit swapping included.

Hey, if you're gonna start a magazine about how much you love boobs, who better to be the star of the first issue than your mind-boggingly-perfect mom... who just so happens to possess the most awesomely-amazing boobs ever? Yeah... that's a real easy one.

While mom's working over my tongue again with her mouth, I take the time to stop groping her titties long enough to text Billie in the bathroom and ask her to get my camera... video and regular... from our bedroom when she's done. She's sends me a bunch of laughing and licking emojis in return... along with a big heart and thumbs up... so I figure she's into joining in. Good figuring. Ha.

I put my phone up, and very quickly get back to the super-fun, boob-groping stuff. Smiling away as mom shoves her tongue down my throat. Hugging me to her. Craving my mouth and my hands so very much. Cooing away, and writhing her divinely-perfect body on mine. Her huge, bra-encased boobs quivering excitedly against my hands. Awesome, dude. Just fucking awesome.

After Billie brings the camera, we all chill for a few, and drink the wine. About three quarters of the way through the bottle, I have to pee, so I head to the bathroom, leaving my two beauties in the living room to chat and drink some more wine.

"Oh, that was Earl. He's a sweetie."

Mom identifies the older guy in the liquor store earlier that wanted to fuck Billie.

"He was definitely sweet. He smelled really good too." Billie playfully smirks at mom over her wine glass.

"Haha... he always does. I see him in there every time I go in. He always buys my beer or wine or whatever. He bought me a really nice bottle of bourbon the other day, so I let him feel me up in his car. I rubbed his dick a little while he played with my boobs. Hehe. He's got such talented hands too. He had my boobs tingling all over." Mom wickedly grins, giggles, and winks at Billie. "I'm sure he wanted to play with these bad boys too, pretty damn bad." Mom reaches out and cups Billie's boobs through her hoodie. Squeezing them and shaking them. Smiling and giggling too. Mom loves great boobs... not just hers.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You've got great hands too, Kelly. Just like James." Billie smiles happily as mom kneads her big boobs like two big balls of bread dough. Her magical hands making my chick get real moist, real quick.

"Thank you, sweetheart. You've got such beautiful boobs. I can tell why my baby loves playing with them so much." Mom laughs, and keeps on smiling, as she keeps on groping Billie's awesomely-beautiful funbags.

She leans in, and softly kisses Billie's neck, then slowly licks up it... and her left cheek... purring away happily as Billie moans her very appreciative approval.

Mom nibbles on Billie's left ear, pulling on it with her mouth, and sucking it too, and smells my wife's perfectly-styled, just below shoulder-length blonde hair. Mom's hands still kneading and cupping those soft and perky 34DDs. Her hands now under Billie's pink hoodie, woman-handling those bare beauties.

"Hell yeah." I happily smirk as I walk back into the living room. My cock already stirring in my pants at the blazing-hot sight of my dear mom groping my wife's big tits. Hell to that yeah, for sure. Ha.

I stand behind my mom, grinding on her ass, and reach around her, playing with her amazing tits as she plays with Billie's amazing tits. It's a standing, big beautiful titty massage daisy chain. And good God, it rocks!

I reach over, and squeeze Billie's boobs for a minute... along with mom... then move back to mom's, roughly kneading them as I lick away on her neck. She crooks her neck to the right a little for me to lick it easier, under her long blonde hair.

We take some pics a little later. Billie playing the role of photographer to start. She moves around mom and me as I shake, slap, and knead those awesome, natural knockers as they hang over the huge cups of her beige bra. I twist her tingling nips around nice and hard, then shake them hard as well. Shaking them constantly for over a minute straight.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. GOD! OH YEAH!"

Mom's digging it. I softly kiss her neck as Billie zooms in on mom's 34FFs, making sure to get close-ups of her super- hard, throbbing nipples as I manipulate them nice and rough. Quickly rubbing across the rubbery hard tips and pinching them tight too.

Mom's grinding back against my bulge. Which is about 99% hard by now. My very happy grin makes Billie smile and blow me kisses as she films mom's boobs. I laugh myself and wink back at her, absolutely loving it all. Soaking in every single second of boob work that I'm doing, and all of the horny and appreciative attention coming from it all as well.

Billie films mom's magnificent hanging boobs wobbling around as I fuck her, standing-doggy style. Nice and slow and easy. Mom licking those full, very seductive lips of hers as I thrust into her quivering cunt nice and steady. Yanking back on her long hair once in awhile while I fuck her to get that gorgeous, extra-hot, open-mouth howl of delight from her.

I take a break from fucking mom for Billie to join in with mom and kiss her as they both feverishly grope each other big heaving tits. I film it, and take pics as well. Close-ups of them squeezing each other's boobs, and also of them swapping kinky spit. Awesome shit. Hot as all fuck too.

Both pairs of tits quivering in each pair of hands. All four nipples tingling and pulsating constantly.

I film mom and Billie both on their knees, taking turns sucking my insanely-hard, wildly-twitching cock. Both of them spitting on it, then sucking it, one at a time, then passing it off to the other. My grin couldn't be any bigger or happier.

I also film mom and Billie both smiling as I paint their big boobs with my cum. Covering all four beauties with rich and creamy wads of pearly-white sex juice. Mom sucking my cock as I cum, then letting my seed dribble out of her mouth, further glazing her amazing tits. Billie sucks the last of my jizz out as mom swirls her kinky tongue around in the cum puddles all across her massive boobs. God, that's fucking hot. My dick lurches so excitedly in Billie's incredibly-sexy mouth repeatedly at the sight of it.

"Soooooooo yummy, baby. Hehe. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

"Hell yeah."

Mom and Billie both are enjoying the free jizz buffet. My two blonde beauties smiling so wide and bright. Kissing and licking each other's cum glazed lips. I fucking LOVE IT!

We finish the evening with me filming mom playing with her cummy boobs. Shaking and slapping them. Picking them up with both hands, then dropping them repeatedly. Smirking away. God, I'm obsessed with her boobs.

We keep filming for another hour or so. The first issues of Boobs magazine is gonna be epic. Mom and her boobs are the stars, so it has to be. Ha.

Me, My Mom, And Her Boobs all agree. Billie too. It's unanimous. Ha.

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08/04/2023 

Me, My Mom And Boobs Ep. 2

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Your cock feels so good, baby. Thank you again fro making me the first cover girl of Boobs Magazine. You're so sweet. MWAH!"

Mom leans down and kisses me. A big one on the lips. I slap her booty cheeks from the side and shake 'em good.

She's riding me... grinding my dick at the moment. Waking me up actually. When Billie's not here... And sometimes when she is... mom comes into my room and gives me her own, very personal... and very cool... wake-up call. Either snuggling close with me, and/or fucking me. Both are very-awesome by the way.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. My baby's got such soft lips. Tasty too. Hehe." Mom's gorgeous, sweet and sexy smile has me beaming. And it has my dick stirring around nicely in her pussy too.

Mom sits up on me, smiling down at me and softly rubbing my face as my hands move up to her amazing tits and fondle them. My thumbs rubbing across her hard nipple tips. She's slowly licking across her luscious lips as I rub her nips. Her eyes closed. Smiling so contently.

She's grinding heatedly on my cock too. Back and forth. God, her pussy's wet. It's clenching down on my meaty monster. Pumping and massaging it as her sex juices pour out all over it.

"Billie should be on her way back." Mom notices the clock by the bed.

"Where did she go?"

"Just to the liquor store, baby. She's taking a box of the magazines over there for them to sell, and she's also going to pick up some more wine for later."

Mom smiles. Blowing me a sweet kiss. My hands go harder on her 34FFs. Squeezing them harder and shaking them around. Pinching on both throbbing nipples as mom grinds my cock faster as well.

I pull mom back down to me so I can kiss her again. Very passionately. Our tongues immediately start fucking each other. Mom's massive tits are smooshed against my chest. Greatly exciting us both.

Mom's long blonde hair again, smells amazing. Her sweet scent making me growl as we swap spit. Her pussy now bouncing on my fourteen-inches of pierced dick meat is making me growl into her mouth even more.

All of those small gold piercings on the underside of my cock are rolling along inside mom's quaking pussy. Delighting her wet, puffy pink folds as her pussy sucks in my cock and eats it up. Fucking awesome pussy work by my angelic sex-vixen mom.

Meanwhile... over at the liquor store...

"Thanks for the magazines, Billie. They're gonna fly off the shelf."

"You're welcome, Dave. I hope so. Kelly's the cover girl, so they should. Haha."

"Oh yeah. God. What tits!"

The manager, Dave very closely looks over the first issue of Boobs. He, like everyone else, is totally bedazzled by my mom's incredibly bedazzling boobs. Ha. All natural 34FFs. Perfectly shaped, hefty, heaving melons. Simply the most perfect boobs ever. Period.

Billie is looking over the red wine section when Earl... the older guy who desperately wanted to fuck her before... walks over. He's a real nice guy. Mom likes him. Billie seemed to also when he propositioned her.

They talk about different stuff. Earl makes sure to try and covertly ogle my new wife's boobs without her noticing. He fails quickly though. Lucky for him, Billie doesn't mind the attention.

Billie's rockin' a white tank top with no bra underneath. Her 34DDs are jiggling around very nicely as she reaches for the different bottles of wine. Ol' Earl can also see Billie's nipples poking into the thin material. He groans to himself, trying to maintain his sweet guy rep while they talk.

"Oh really? Congratulations, Earl."

Billie congratulates ol' Earl on his date with my mom. She finally agreed to go out with him later this evening.

"Thank you. I'm really looking forward to it. I mean Kelly's already an amazing lady, and now, she's also a centerfold. It's a big win/win for me." Earl and Billie giggle. Billie's reading the label on an expensive bottle of red wine while she chats with Earl.

Back at home...

"Godddddddddddd..." Mom's got her head tilted back. Her eyes closed. Her mouth open. She's smiling as my cum rushes up her trembling pussy. I'm watching her. Grinning so proud. Feeling so fucking good. Playing with mom's spectacular mounds of joy. My cock lurching deep, depositing my massive load of cream way up her honey hole. My entire body shivering with electric glee from the very intense cumming sensations.

A truly beautiful moment.

Mom opens her gorgeous eyes and smiles down at me. Blowing me a beautiful kiss, then leaning down and giving me the most loving, most passionate kiss you can imagine. Our unbreakable bond of incestual lust raging between our mouths.

Back at the liquor store...

"Can I ask you a favor, Earl?"

"Sure. Anything, doll."

"I need a photographer to shoot some pics of me... and my boobs... for a very special photoshoot that I wanna do for James. I want it to be perfect. And, I want it to be a secret. I really want to WOW my husband." Billie playfully grins, making a big, WOW hand motion at Earl.

"Of course, beautiful. I'd be honored to help you out. And your beautiful boobs too, of course." They both laugh.

"Cool. Maybe we can take some pics later tonight after your date. I don't want to do it at home, because I want it to be a surprise for James. I really want it to be special. I love him so much and I know he loves boobs so much. I want to make him so happy with it. It means a lot to me."

"Of course. I understand. I've been married myself... a few times." Again, they both laugh. "We can definitely do it later tonight at my place. I'll bring the wine. And, my lips are sealed. Promise." Earl grins, making a zipped shut motion with his fingers on his mouth, and points to the bottle of wine Billie is holding. She gets a chuckle outta that. "Here... let me pay for your wine, doll."

"Awww. That's so sweet." Billie shoots Earl a real sweet and sexy smile. Earl takes the two bottles of wine that Billie's holding, and nods with a smile, then takes them to the counter to pay for them.

As they walk out the door, Billie thanks Earl for the wine and hugs him, telling him that she'll see him later at his place.

"You got it, doll. I'm definitely looking forward to it."

Earl waves at Billie as she gets in the caddy with her free wine. She waves back and pulls off.

"This day is looking better and better by the second." Earl tells himself. He gets a chuckle out of it and heads back into the store to buy some beer for his date with mom. She loves beer. What a chick my mom is. God, I'm crushing on her so freaking much. Oh hellz yeah forever. Ha.

...

Later...

Earl and mom are on their date and Billie's taking a shower after some really sweet, really hardcore making out we just did.

My aunt Alia... she's my dad's much younger sister... she's in her early 40's... sends me a few titty pics for my personal enjoyment and for the next issue of the magazine if I see fit.

Alia's got the same size range of boobs as mom does, 34G. They're shaped differently, and mom's boobs look bigger than Alia's, but, they're both totally awesome racks for damn sure.

Alia's a lot like mom. Not only boob-wise. She's not blonde. She's got long dark brown hair. She's tall and trim like mom though. Awesome, delicious lips and ass too. Long legs. Sexy as fuck.

I just grin as I peruse the pictures. Five pics in all. All awesome. The last one has Alia fucking her favorite dildo with her tits. She's got her upper arms pushing her huge boobs together, tight around the huge ivory dildo. Damn fine tits.

Aunt Alia's pics are definitely going in issue number 2 of Boobs Magazine.

...

"Yeah! Eat that pussy, Earl. Eat it good! Hahaha! Yeah! WOO-HOO!" Mom cheerfully raises her beer bottle and cheers ol' Earl on. She's happy. And, she's downing another beer in the backseat of Earl's Lincoln. She's stretched out on the back seat... her long, lush legs wide and happily jumping... while Earl eats her pussy. Sucking and slurping on it hard and heavy. Licking her out fast and furious too. He raises his beer bottle to mom as a salute to her delicious demand.

Earl stops eating mom's heavenly snatch for a second to take a big gulp of the beer, then he dives back into her sweet, sweet pussy. Sucking on her slick, puffy labia, and tongue fucking her leaking snatch totally senseless.

Back at home...

"Babe..." Billie flops down in my lap in the recliner, in the living room. She's got a pink towel wrapped around her wet blonde hair. And another one wrapped around her curvy and smokin' hot body.

"Yeah, babe?"

"Can I ask you something?"

"Probably. Ha."

Billie giggles.

"Are you going to put me in Boobs?"

"Sure. With tits like these..." I grope her big and soft, towel covered super-boobs. "Anytime you want."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. That turns me on."

"What? This?" I grope her big boobs rougher. Really kneading them deep and tight. Over the towel. Billie lights up from my rough boob groping.

"Well, yeah. Haha. But, I meant posing for you in a magazine, or just in pictures. It's a different way for you to look at me, and it makes me feel so hot. It's a real turn-on for me, babe. I love turning you on, my love."

"Baby, you don't ever have to worry about turning me on. You do that every fucking second of the day."

"Good." Billie sticks the tip of her tongue out. Grinning bright and happy and naughty. She kisses me. Soft and sweet. With just a hint of slutty. Ha.

My hands keep on feeling her up, nice and rough. Over the towel, then I untie her towel and work her big boobs over bare. Billie's boobs turn me on so damn much. Her lips too. And those eyes. Freaking hell! Those sexy eyes! Everything about her. Everything. It's why I put a ring on it. Ha.

A minute later, Billie's on her knees, fucking my cock with her big soft tits. Squeezing and shaking them all over my very-thankful dick. Faster and faster. My excited cock jumping over and over, slapping on Billie's smiling face each time.

A few more, very happy minutes of that awesomeness, and I'm cumming all over my wife's gorgeous face, and tits. One fat glob of semen after the other pumping all over her. Even into her sexy-blonde hair.

Billie blows me sexy kisses and laps at my shooting semen. Slurping it up and down. Pumping my cumming monster with those awesomely perfect jugs as she very, very happily drinks down my fast-flowing seed.

What a fucking awesome, beautiful wife. I just smile and chill. And watch my woman eat my cum. Life's pretty fucking awesome at the moment.

About two hours or so later...

"I had a great time. Earl's such a sweet guy. And God, he can eat pussy." Mom smirks at Billie, then sips her beer. They're in the kitchen, chatting, before Billie heads out with her best friend... and one of mine... Max. I've got some business to take care of so, I unfortunately can't join them.

"Really?" Billie is intrigued.

"Oh God, yes. Soooooooo good. God, I came so hard." Mom's kinky grin makes Billie giggle. They both drink their beer and get down to some more sordid details of mom's date with ol' Earl.

"We went out to eat, then we went bowling. God, I haven't been bowling in so long. It was so much fun. Then, we spent some time drinking and making out in the back seat of his car. He ate me out, then I jerked him off as a thank you for such a good job eating my pussy. Hehe."

"Only a handjob?" Billie teases mom. Mischievously grinning at her.

"Yeah. And a condom. I made sure he enjoyed it though." Mom wickedly winks at Billie, then sips her beer. Very playfully wiggling her eyebrows at my wife as she drinks. "I almost drank his cum from the condom... but, I didn't. You don't wanna give it all away on the first date, now do ya? Plus, I didn't know if he could handle it. Hahaha." Mom and Billie tap bottles and laugh.

A little later...

"Heyyy, baby. How's my king doing?" Mom happily greets me, as I walk in the front door, with a sweet hug and kiss... and a beer.

"Hey, mama. I'm good. Damn!..." Mom notices me checking her out. She's wearing a very-skimpy, white with pink trim sports bra and matching headband and sneakers... and nothing else. I twirl her around to closely check her out from every angle possible.

"What? See something you like? Hehe." Mom giggles. She knows damn well I'm seeing a whole lot that I fucking love! Forget like. She's the hottest piece of ass in history. Period. And wearing that smokin' hot outfit... I gotta just shake my head and marvel at her.

"Hell fucking yeah. All of it. Everything. God, you can dress." I chug half the beer and keep on ogling my mind-blowingly gorgeous, 55 year-old mom. She jiggles her huge titties for me, and smiles extra-sweet and sexy. Such a perfect vixen.

"Awwww. Thank you, sweetheart. I had a little workout while you were out, and I wanted to look good for you when you got home, so... here I am." Mom giggles again. Turning side to side to show me the goods. Smiling so damn sexy. Mom knows she's my favorite chick ever. I love my wife, but mom's mom. Jesus. She's so freaking hot! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!

"Billie should be out for awhile, so...." Mom grabs my hand, and happily leads me to her room. I watch that beautiful, naked booty wiggle it's way all the way there too.

Speaking of Billie...

"That's perfect, doll. Hold them up just like that... There. Perfect." Earl snaps a couple of more titty pics of Billie and takes a break. He hands my wife a glass of red wine, and gets one himself.

"You're making this so easy, Earl. You're really good. Thanks again for helping me out." Billie sips her wine.

"It's my pleasure, doll. Anytime you need me, I'll be there for you. Anytime." Earl nods to Billie, grinning so nice and friendly. Billie smiles back.

Earl takes a sip of wine, and he and Billie look over the pics he's already taken.

"This one's my favorite."

"Yeah, that's a really hot one." Earl agrees with my wife. They both agree on a pic. It's Billie on her knees, wickedly, but sweetly, smiling up at the camera with her tongue sticking out of the corner of her mouth. She's holding up her 34DDs and playing with them. They have good taste.

"Yeah..." Billie looks through the last couple of pics. "That one's my favorite."

"Mine too. You look so darn sexy smiling up at the camera from your knees, doll. God, every guy that sees this one will wish he was the one your smiling up at. I know I do." Earl stares at the pic. Grinning his approval.

"Thanks, Earl. You're really sweet. By the way, I heard that you and Kelly had fun on your date." Billie finishes her beer, then walks over to the basement fridge and grabs another one.

Earl looks over at my wife, marveling at her curvy, very supple naked body as she pops the top on the beer, sipping it, then walking back over to Earl. Her big soft tits are amazing and her ass and pussy are pretty fucking amazing too.

"Yeah, we did. By the way, you are so beautiful, my dear. You took my breath away there for a second." Earl lays on the older-nice-guy charm. Billie giggles.

"Thank you, sweet guy. You're such a charmer. I see why Kelly likes you so much."

"Oh yeah? She does?"

"Yep. She talks a lot about you. And how sweet and charming you are. And..."

"And what, doll?"

"Well..."

"Come on. Spit it out." Earl chuckles.

"Well, she kept going on and on about how good you ate her pussy. She was very impressed with your skills." Billie playfully smirks, tipping her bottle in salute to ol' Earl and to his very impressive pussy eating skills.

"I'm definitely glad that she liked my work so much. I certainly enjoyed eating that very-delicious pussy pie." Earl winks. He and Billie laugh. "I really like Kelly. She's such a sweetheart herself. And so breathtakingly gorgeous as well."

"Be careful with the breathtaking stuff, Earl. You're an older guy. I wouldn't want anything happening to you." Billie smiles. Earl hugs her.

"Me either. I didn't even get to fuck Kelly... yet." They both laugh again.

"I would tell you something else, but I don't want to upset Kelly." Billie teases. Sipping her beer all sexy.

"What is it? Pretty please." Earl gives Billie a pouty, faux-begging look. That immediately makes Billie laugh.

"I don't know if I should."

"I'll flip you for it. Here..." Earl reaches into his pocket and pulls a quarter out. "Heads you talk. Tails you don't." Earl very mischievously grins at my wife. He's super-pumped to find out what Billie knows.

"Ok. Flip that thing, daddy." Billie laughs again. Sipping her beer some more too.

"Ohhh, I do like it when you call me daddy, doll. That's a huge turn on for sure." Earl chuckles and winks at Billie. He flips the coin, catching it, then turning it over in his hands. Both of them look at it and...

"Ok... Spit it out, beautiful." Earl wins. He's happy. Plus, Billie actually wanted to tell him anyway.

"She told me that she almost drank your cum from the condom you had on, but she didn't want to give it all up on the first date. And, she didn't know if you could handle it either." Billie laughs. She knows how crazy that's gonna drive ol' Earl.

"Holy hell! Damn. I sure wish she would've done it. That would've made my year for sure. And, I most definitely could handle it. Wow! That wonderful memory would've been cemented into my brain forever." Yeah... Earl's driven crazy.

Billie just keeps on drinking her beer and laughing. She's glad that she could excite ol' Earl so much... and not just with her amazing tits.

Back at home...

"God! That cock feels so damn good in my butt, baby! WOO!!! FUCK MAMA, BABY. FUCK ME SO GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!! YEAH! WOO! Hahahaha." Mom's riding my dick, reverse cowgirl. In her ass. On her bed.

Her long blonde hair is hanging down in my face, tickling me.

Her beautiful booty is gripping and pumping my massive, veiny dick as she rides it. Nice and hard. Intense and so fucking good. God! My cock won't stop twitching in there. All of those small gold piercings on the underside of my cock rolling relentlessly on mom's pulsating anal walls. Stimulating her sex nerves so very much. Making her scream and moan like crazy.

My entire body is tingling too. Absolutely loving being so deep in my mom's awesomely-magical ass.

My hands are playing with my favorite tits ever. Shaking and squeezing them harder and tighter the harder mom bounces that tight ass on my fourteen-inch, hard as steel dick.

We're both growling away. Loving every fucking second of the mother/son butt fuck party.

"WOO!!!" Mom keeps on bouncing, wild and hard, and keeps on smiling. So happy and content, riding her son's loving dick. And, I'm just as happy. Grinning from ear to ear as my cum approaches. My pierced dick signaling it the more it throbs and twitches in mom's beautifully-supple ass.

"I'm cumming, baby. Just for you, my king. Just for you. WOO!!! Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Mom starts squirting. Her pussy violently-thumping and pumping out her milky load. Roughly thirty seconds before I start cum-dumping my creamy filling in her butt. A very powerful and awesome Big O for the both of us.

Mom rubs her cum-dripping pussy nice and fast and smacks her throbbing clit. Laying back onto me and very passionately kissing me while we finish cumming, and while I keep on manhandling her 34FF heaving boobs. Fucking awesome, dude. Fucking awesome.

Mom and I laugh as we break our extremely-heated kiss. Smiling so happy at each other. My thumbs are flicking quickly across mom's raging-hard nipples. That makes her coo so blissfully, and kiss me again. Damn, I'm madly in love with my mom. And good grief, it's a wonderful fucking feeling too. Ha.

Over at Earl's...

"I just wanted to thank you for all of the hot pics and for being so sweet, Earl. Haha."

"God...what a thank you. And thank you for it, doll! Uhh!" Earl's bald head is back. His mouth open and growling away as Billie jerks his old cock from her knees in front of him, smiling up at him as she goes. Smacking that super-hard dick on her big beautiful tits til he cums on them. She's watching his dick leak slimy precum all over her left breast. She smacks his hard old cock repeatedly onto her slick left tit, then rubs his dick on it, lubing it up for more.

Earl is loving all of that so very much. Smiling so happy back down at Billie.

Billie's hand is a blur, jerking off Earl faster and faster. His old, wrinkled dick lurching in her hand. So excited to cum on those gorgeous, jiggly tits.

"UHH! Here it cums, doll!"

Earl throws his hips forward as his cum erupts form his dick. Billie aims it at one breast, then at the other. Getting an equal amount of slightly watery jizz on both bouncy breasts. She jerks Earl's quite-large load out. It rolls all over my wife's tits, much to Billie's delight. She watches it roll around, and she wiggles her tits around to cover each nipple with some cream. Earl keeps on growling. Loud and oh so happy.

"Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, doll. You're tremendous. And so lovely." Earl's grin is so freaking wide.

"My pleasure, Earl. Maybe we can do this again sometime... if you can actually handle it." Billie teases. Reminding Earl about what my mom said about him. He breathes deep and laughs. Billie does too.

"Oh... I'm most definitely can handle it, my dear. And I'll handle it anytime that you want me too." They both laugh again.

Billie admitted when she got home that she lied to me about going out with Max so that she could give me my surprise. She showed me the pics she and Earl took at his place. I'm very impressed. I love them all. My wife's a total babe. She's definitely gonna be the cover girl for issue number 2 of Boobs Magazine. Aunt Alia will be in it too. Maybe even mom again as well.

Things are going nice and smooth with the mag... and everything else. I do love it when that happens. Check in next time to see who's the next cover girl for my magazine. And, check in on mom and Billie... and Aunt Alia finally as well. They'll all be here... and so will their boobs. Ha. Peace.

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