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12/02/2019 

The Mistaken Gloryhole Ch. 1
Category: Roleplay Stories

My wife Kim Kardashian and I are coming back home from a short trip to Vegas. We're driving back in my pimped out Escalade, green and gold... pimp colors baby. My cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) is in the back seat. He came along, but lost all of his money in the casino. He's pretty bummed out about it. He's been downing Redbulls the whole way back. Don't ask me why Redbull. He really likes em for some reason.

Kim has her head on my shoulder, kissing my cheek... rubbing my thigh too. God, she looks hot. A skin tight, very low cut, white minidress, showing off her luscious, large, firm breasts. Her long, straight, shiny dark hair looks... and smells... fantastic.

"You OK back there Spence?" I ask my cousin in back.

"Yeah... I guess so. I thought I had a winning system. Damn crooked Blackjack dealers. That guy had it out for me. I could tell he didn't want me to win anything. Damn." Spence pouts... and downs another Redbull.

"James." Spence says.

"Yeah." I reply.

"Can we please stop at the next rest stop? I need to pee really bad." Spence asks, gripping his cock to keep it from pouring out piss.

I laugh. "OK. Maybe it's all those Redbulls. Drinking like ten of em probably has something to do with it." I laugh again. Kim giggles, kissing my cheek again. I see a sign for a rest stop. I pull in and park by the restrooms.

Spence jumps out and heads to the restroom while Kim and I kiss. He gets confused and ends up in the women's restroom, but doesn't notice. I didn't either. Kissing Kim was occupying my attention.

...

"Oh my God, I've gotta PEEEEEEEEE!!" Spence says, hurrying to find a stall. He goes in one and immediately lifts the seat and yanks his cock out and starts pissing. He hears a woman's voice. He stops pissing, surprised. He looks around and listens. He hears women talking at the sinks.

"Oh fuck... I'm in the women's room." Spence says to himself. He quickly pulls the seat down and sits on it, desperately trying to not keep pissing. He's in anguish, not wanting to get caught in the wrong restroom. He knows he's too tender to go to jail. He looks around, scared and confused, holding his big cock to keep from pissing.

...

"Babe... I think I'm gonna go use the restroom too. I'll be right back." Kim tells me, giving me a big kiss. I watch her get out of the car and walk to the restroom. Kim knows I'm watching her ass, so she shakes it for me. I just smile. God, what a perfect booty my wife has. I wait for her and Spence to finish, taking a real quick nap.

...

Kim walks in the restroom and heads over to the stall by the one Spence is in, unknowingly. Spence hears someone going in the stall next to him and he looks at the divider. He notices something different about it. He sees what looks like something covering a hole. He touches it and it opens. Spence gets scared, not wanting the woman in the stall next to him to get mad and call the police.

Kim isn't paying attention, so she doesn't see the hole in the divider. Spence doesn't know Kim is in the stall next to him. She's not talking, so he can't hear her voice... and the hole isn't big enough for him to see what the woman looks like.

The thought of a gloryhole turns Spence on. He's still scared, but he stares at the hole. It's big enough for his big dick, he notices. Spence decides to throw caution into the wind and he stands up, and slides his really thick, and only half hard cock, through the hole. He grins his goofy grin... but wonders if he made the right decision.

Kim is peeing when she happens to looks over and see the large dick sticking through the hole. She's startled. "OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" Kim asks angrily, moving further away from the growing cock in the hole.

"Ummm... I ummmm." Spence stammers, realizing he made a bad mistake. He's scared and trembling.

"Spence... Is that you?" Kim recognizes Spence's voice.

"Kim? Oh my God... I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to... I mean... I..." Spence doesn't know what to say.

Kim relaxes, knowing at least the very large cock sticking through the hole isn't a stranger's. She giggles. "Trying out a gloryhole huh? You do this often?" She asks, looking Spence's cock over, very impressed by it.

"No... I mean... actually... I've never done this. I don't know why I did this time. I didn't mean to come in the women's room. I got confused. This weekend has been a disaster. I lost all my money at that damn casino, now I'm gonna get arrested. I hate my life." Spence holds his head against the divider, sad and dejected about his streak of bad luck.

Kim feels sorry for him. "Don't worry Spence. I'm not gonna call the cops. I won't even tell James about this. It'll be our little secret ok? Very nice cock by the way. Your operation really went well. It's so big and thick." Kim smiles, checking out the nine inches. She lifts it up, checking out underneath it too.

"Thanks. I'm really happy with my new cock." Spence replies. He recently got a penis enlargement.

"Is it always this hard... or is that just because of me?" Kim asks Spence, giggling as she watches Spence's huge dick twitch.

"Ummmm... both. You're the most beautiful girl in the world, so of course it's hard because of you Kim." Spence lays on the charm, relaxing, knowing he's not going to jail.

"Awww... thank you Spence. That's very sweet. Your cock is beautiful. You should be very happy with it. Is it more or less sensitive than before?" Kim asks, tickling under the head with her forefinger.

"More. I last longer before I cum too. I cum more too." Spence adds.

"Oh really? If I remember correctly... you came a lot before. So you cum even more now?" Kim asks, intrigued. She's seen Spence jack off and fuck at our sex parties. She knows he cums a lot. She's always been impressed by how much he cums. Kim's a cum freak. I love that about her.

"Yeah... a lot more. I pump out a huge load now." Spence brags.

"Oh... well... that's very impressive Spence. That's a turn on. I love a lot of cum. James cums a lot, and I love him cumming in me, on me, and especially down my throat. I love feeling it oozing down my throat. It turns me on so much." Kim thinks about me and my cum, as she starts playing with her pissing pussy. She sticks a finger below her heaving pussy and pisses on it. She brings it to her mouth and sucks it clean.

"Mmmmmm... God, I'm horny." Kim tells herself. She rubs her throbbing clit and keeps pissing, as she looks over at Spence's monster cock. It's dripping slimy precum. Kim's really turned on.

"You know Spence... since you said you're a gloryhole virgin, it would be a waste not to help you experience that for the first time." Kim says. Spence's eyes go wide in the next stall.

"Huh? Ummm..." Spence stops talking, as he feels Kim's mouth engulf his entire huge, throbbing cock in the next stall. He's shocked... and very pleased at the same time. Spence leans against the divider, as Kim gives him the best blowjob of his life.

Kim slobbers all over that huge, throbbing piece of dick meat, her full, wet lips gripping the shaft tight, as they slowly dive down, all the way down, on that huge dick. Kim gobbles up Spence's twitching cock, bobbing her head quickly, as she plays with her pissing twat. Kim screams out around Spence's dick, as it stretches her mouth, as she squirts her cum into the toilet. Her sweet pussy cream shoots out, along with her piss.

Spence groans in utter delight, as Kim blows him. Her lips are working sexual magic on his cock... and his soul. Spence leans against the divider, gripping the top of it tight, grinning happily, as Kim sucks his huge dick voraciously, making Spence feel so fucking good.

Kim sucks Spence with intense, big cock hunger. She wants his huge load running down her throat too. She's getting so wet just thinking about all that thick gooey cum shooting down her throat.

Spence grunts loud, as his cock jerks in Kim's throat. Spence cums right down my wife's throat, pumping ten huge spurts of cum down her gullet. Kim moans in delight as she's fed all that gooey cock cream. She drinks it all, sucking eagerly, thirsting for more.

"God, that was so yummy Spence." Kim says around Spence's cock, slowly sucking him dry. She feels something else hit the back of her throat, something warm. Spence starts pissing in Kim's mouth. She's surprised, by doesn't spit his cock out. Kim loves piss. She drinks mine all the time.

"I'm so sorry Kim. I..." Spence apologizes. Kim just drinks it down, moaning her taste approval. Spence relaxes and grins, feeling so fucking good, having just cum down Kim Kardashian's throat and now he's pissing down it. His luck turned around for sure.

Kim drinks down all of Spence's piss, then kisses his fat head. "Thanks Spence. Your cum and piss were so yummy. Maybe we can do this again sometime... if you get lost and end up in the wrong bathroom again." Kim says, laughing. Spence laughs too, sweating, grinning from ear to ear.

...

A few minutes later I wake up as Kim and Spence come back out to the car. Spence gets in the back seat. Kim gets in the front.

"That took awhile. Busy bathroom?" I ask.

"Yeah. It was packed." Kim answers.

"You wanna drink before we head back?" I ask them both.

"Umm.. No. Thanks though." Spence says.

"No babe. I'm full. I had a drink when I was in the bathroom. It was soooo good." Kim says, smiling back at Spence. She lays her head back on my shoulder and we head back to LA.

Spence and those Redbulls. You never know what they will lead to. It led to Spence breaking his gloryhole virginity, so his weekend just got a whole lot better.

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