Me and my buddies started making videos to upload online. It kinda just started organically. We hang out and fool around all the time so we always thought we could make some money off of it somehow.

Fuzzy, Spence, Howard, Ellsworth and I have been really close since we were kids. We all met in elementary school and bonded there.

I've always been the one that looked out for them. I'm the one getting laid too, but I never really put much thought into a website.

Howard (The Big Bang Theory) was the brains there... with a little help from ol Fuzzy. He's the smart one. An engineer. Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) is the go to guy for weed. He's also got family that works at the Staples Center so we always get good tickets for free. Spence(The King Of Queens) is actually my cousin. He's also the dorky, but funny one. Ellsworth (Former WWE Superstar James Ellsworth) is... well... Ellsworth. Me? I'm the ladies man. And a pretty chill dude. Both are a gift.

We usually spend a lot of our free time in my front yard... or around our neighborhood in Van Nuys... smoking and drinking... chillin and bullshittin. We... or more like I... pick up girls when we can. I've got a few girlfriends... and sugar mamas... so I'm pretty chill in the pussy department. I try and hook up my buddies, but... it usually doesn't go too well. I think that's why Howard... with a little help from Fuzzy... came up with the website idea. He figured it would be easier if the chicks knew they would be on a website and maybe they would be happy to fuck and suck my very nerdy friends for the honor.

We have fun no matter what, but I have to admit, since we started the site it's gotten even funner. We run it out of Howard's basement. It's like a mom and pop operation, but with five very horny buddies instead.. We're The Fuck Bros... and this is our story...

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Sitting in my front yard wit my buddies, checking out the cars passing by. Smoking, drinking a few beers. "Dude... did you hear about Amanda (UFC Champion Amanda Nunes)? Dude... she beat the shit outta some dude that tried to rob the store. Fucked him up bad." Fuzzy tells us, puffing and passing to me.

"Yeah... I heard she broke like five of his ribs and his nose." Howard adds, puffing after I pass to him.

"She's a baddass for sure." Spence chimes in.

I look down the street at the Quickie Mart. Amanda works there with Ms Cho (Margaret Cho). She's a real cool chick. Brazilian. Lesbian... except when it comes to my dick.

"I'd love to fuck her, but I hear she's a lesbian." Spence has a thing for her. He has a thing for pretty much every chick. His thing doesn't get too much action though.

"And she'd beat your pasty white ass." Fuzzy teases, smoking, then passing to me. We all laugh.

"Hey... I'm not that pasty white anymore. I've been tanning." Spence shows off his imaginary tan arms in his The Fuck Bros white tank top. I shake my head. Dude is still white as Casper. But, he's got the hots for the chick at the tanning salon. So he's been going down there... and striking out with her. Yeah... my buddies need help.

"I saw Kim leaving earlier, dude. Kim fucking Kardashian in our little neighborhood. My best friend is dating... and fucking... the Kardashian queen." Fuzzy pats me on the back.

"Yeah... James is. Not you, dumbass." Spence strikes back. Fuzzy flips him off. We keep smoking and drinking. Nice day in Van Nuys. The valley is usually hot as fuck, but it's 80 with a cool breeze... and honeys.

"Hey, baby." One of my girlfriends Max (Kat Dennings) pulls up in her new BMW. I bought it for her, for her birthday. I try to be a good boyfriend. Max is a waitress at a diner across town. She jumps in my lap and wraps her smooth legs around my waist and her arms around my neck.

She's smiling wide. Those lips drive me crazy. So full and thick and luscious. Holy crap! The most kissable lips ever. She kisses me, deeply and passionately. Our tongues fuck, our spit swapping, her very curvy body rubbing perfectly on me.

"Thanks again for my car, baby. I love it." Max kisses me again, then licks up on my lips. A nice, playful wink adds to the whole horny vibe. My buddies just stare, mouths open, at her gorgeous, lush ass and all natural 34DDs. Can't blame em. I squeeze em and lean down and kiss both perfect titties.

"You're welcome. Thanks for the awesome titties. I love them." I wink at Max. She laughs, chewing some gum. She takes the blunt from Fuzzy and puffs hard, slowly exhaling upwards, then puffing again and passing to me.

"They're all yours, baby doll." Kat winks back, a very sexy and slutty smile plastered on that perfect face. She blows a big bubble, then pops it, playfully shaking her eyebrows at me. Max also grinds steadily on my lap... and my cock is very much appreciative.

My buddies bullshit and smoke while Kat and I make out. My hands are glued onto her large, luscious melons, groping em roughly through her very tight, yellow and red waitress uniform while Max tongue fucks my throat.

"Damn! I gotta go, baby. My fucking job. Save this cock for me later." Max kisses me so damn deep while she massages my fat, growing cock. She gets up and blows me a kiss. I sneak a booty squeeze and slap in as she heads back to her car to head to work. She waves as she speeds off. What a hot fucking broad she is.

"Hey guys." Howard's beautiful, busty blonde wife Bernadette... we can't figure out how he got her... joins us. She leans over and flashes me that super cleavage... and a little smile... as she hugs Howard. She's a sweet... but rough when she gets mad... little lady with a high pitched, video game princess type voice.

"Can we see your tits, Bernadette?" Spence blurts out. Howard looks at him with an angry scowl.

"What the freak, Spence." Howard says, aggravated.

Ellsworth hits Spence's leg for asking... then sits back and anxiously sees if she actually does it.

"Dude..." Fuzzy adds, smokes and passes to me.

"Just asking. Bernadette's got very beautiful breasts. You all know you wanna see them." Spence makes a good point. I've already seen em, but I'm not adverse to seeing em again... and again... andddd again.

"Well thanks, Spence. I don't think Howie would approve though." Bernadette's so sweet. And so damn sexy. Those 32Ds are showcased nicely in her tight, pink, sleeveless blouse. It's open down to her gorgeous cans.

"Pleaseeeeeeee. C'mon Howard. Let your wife flash us. We're bros. The Fuck Bros." Spence smokes and passes to Bernie. She takes a big toke and tries to pass to Howard, but he's staring down Spence so she passes to Fuzzy.

"NO! NOW DROP IT!" Howard emphatically shuts Spence down. He gets a call from NASA. He's sort of an astronaut as well as a porn website afficianado. It's important. "I need to take this. Drop it, Spence." Howard gives Spence the evil eye and walks across the street to his house and heads inside. Spence has a really dejected look on his pasty white, perverted face

"Relax, Spence. Here..." Bernie unzips her top and opens it, showing off her white, lacy bra. She reaches in and pulls her fucking gorgeous cans out and shakes em for us. Spence... and the rest of us... grin happily real quick. He pulls out his phone and takes a bunch of pics.

Bernadette has really beautiful tits. So soft and perky, full and come shaped. How the fuck did Howard marry this chick?

Bernie comes over and shakes em in my face, letting me motorboat em for a minute. I kiss, lick, bite and suck em like crazy, BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I squeeze her sweet little booty while I suck hard on those beautiful, pink rubbery nips. Milk shoots out onto my tongue and I quickly drink it down. I rub her pussy through her skin tight, pink Capri pants and Bernie writhes happily all over my hand.

Spence, Ellsworth and Fuzzy all play with themselves and take pics and film as they watch me play with my beautiful blonde neighbor.

"He's coming back." Fuzzy points out Howard is coming out of his front door. Bernie quickly puts her titties away... after I get one last quick suck... and sits in the chair Howard was in, totally composed and calm. She winks at me and blows me a very sexy kiss. She's so freaking adorable.

"Hey, what did I miss?" Howard asks with a friendly grin. Fuzzy laughs under his breath. We all just nod, nothing.

"What did they want?" Bernie asks her also short husband.

"Just if I would be interested in working in Houston. I told them no. I'm happy here." Howard kisses Bernie's cheek. "After all... we've got the website up and running... and it's more fun than spaceships anyway." He smiles at us all. We all nod in agreement and smirk as Bernie pushes her titties together with her upper arms, unbeknownst to her engineer/porn webmaster hubby.

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Shortly thereafter...

"Hey, Amanda. Heard you beat some dude's ass." Fuzzy says. We walked down to the Quickie Mart to grab some cigs and beer. And Spence wanted some pork rinds.

"Yeah. Popped him real good." She confidently says in her Brazilian accent, throwing a punch in the air. She smiles over at me.

"Hey handsome."

"Hey sexy. I'll be nice. I don't wanna piss you off." I joke with Amanda. She laughs.

"Don't worry, baby doll. I would never hurt you. And... you know... I much prefer getting pissed on." She teases back with a wink and a smile.

About ten seconds later, we're in the back, making out against the side wall. We knock over the mop bucket as we kiss with pure, raw animal lust.

I yank up her black sports bra and excitedly dive in on her small, jiggly titties. I lick all over em and kiss em. Amanda licks her thick lips and rubs my face into her sexy breasts. I suck the whole tit into my mouth, each one, and suck real hard. Ravenously gorging myself on those sweet, perky, Brazilian titties.

Her nipples are so fucking hard. I hand her my phone to film it for our site and yank off her black spandex sweatpants. I pull out my twelve inch white dick and shove right up that very tight, lesbian pussy.

"UH!! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Amanda smiles as she moans in delight at my rough entry. We fuck right there. She humps hard, bouncing up and down on my fat white meat as I drill deep up into her very juicy, vice gripping Brazilian twat.

The intense sexual heat in the room is so powerful. We sweat and kiss wildly, groping and fucking our brains out. Amanda cums three times straight, her pussy blasting out her very sweet, milky pussy nut. My cock trembles in her cumming twat as I roughly molest her quivering tits.

"Mmmmmmm! Cum in me, daddy. I wanna have your baby." Amanda smiles so. Sweet, softly licking my tongue and lips. I immediately cum up her hard spasming cunt. My thick cock cream propels outta my white dick like a horny ass torpedo outta submarine. Glob after glob of creamy goo splatters every fucking inch of her beautiful pink folds.

I push Amanda down after I finish pumping her pussy full. She smirks happily and drops to her knees, a sucking, biting and licking all over my cum dripping white dick. She plays with eh small drop of jizz left. They drip outta my piss slit right onto her slutty tongue. She gulps them down, handing me the camera. I film it all. Amanda attacks my white meat with such cum crazed fervor.

I start pissing all over her sexy smiling face. She holds her face up for me, smiling right into my camera. My piss splashes all over it, then right into her wide open, very throaty mouth. She eagerly wraps those glistening, glossy, Brazilian lips tight on my fat pissing crown and sucks away, drinking every single warm drop of piss I dump into her piss crazed mouth. FUCK, IT'S HOT!

"Awesome, baby." I pick up Amanda and kiss her voraciously. I put the phone down and hold her hands up on the wall, my tongue rough fucking hers. I really dig this chick. I wanna have a bunch of babies with her.

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I head home while my buddies head out on the prowl for pussy... yeah... I'm not expecting much.

"My gorgeous son." Mama (Kelly Madison) is such a sweetheart. She greets me in the kitchen, walking up behind me as I fix a sandwich. She hugs me from behind and softly kisses my neck. Those awesomely perfect 34FF jugs of her rub so damn perfectly across my back. She loves teasing me with em. God, I love her!

"How's the website coming along?" Mama asks, continuing to rub those huge melons all over my back. I groan happily and she smiles beautifully, knowing how much I love what she's doing. Her hands wander down my stomach and grasp my dick through my thin, green sweatpants. I never wear underwear so her hand feels so fucking good through that thin material.

"OK, I guess. Just about all of it is me. I don't mind it, but I'm hoping my boys will pick it up and start getting content themselves.

"Well, they don't look like you do, baby. And... (She's rubbing and gripping my cock in my pants)... they don't have this gorgeous cock you have. Plus, you're so charming and adorable. The perfect man. My perfect son." Mama licks my neck and playfully bites it. God, she's awesome.

"I get it from you, mama. You're definitely the hottest mom ever."

"Awww. So sweet." Mama turns me around and kisses me with those full, luscious, succulent lips. Her red lipstick smearing on my lips. She drops to her knees and fishes out my half hard meat, making her own punch time sandwich. A fat cock one. She drags those succulent lips perfectly all over my ever growing rod, slowly licking as she goes. She smiles up at me, grabbing her phone from her thin gray sweatpants and handing it to me. More hot footage for my site.

Mama bobs away, slowly, then quickly, gobbling up my pleasantly aching dick. I put my hand on top of her perfect, blonde bombshell head and watch and film everything. I zoom in on her luscious lips devouring my rod, her spit pouring out of the sides of her over stuffed mouth. Her slutty moaning makes me groan... along with her expert cocksucking skills.

I cum dump in my mother's loving, sperm sucking mouth, pumping out seemingly endless amounts of it. She gladly gulps it all down, sucking hard and deep on me. She smacks her thick, lipstickless lips off of my cock repeatedly. It feels and sounds so fucking awesome!

Mama stands up and kisses me while I play with her heaving jugs, pulling them out of her thin, gray hooded top. I squeeze em for dear life, making her moan happily.

She kneels back down and happily holds her magnificent, heavy titties up for me as I piss all over em. Mama grabs my pissing dick and aims my heavy stream at both of her huge breasts, completely drenching them. My warm urine splashes off those thick, throbbing nips and bumpy areolaes with such force. Mama's smiles the whole time, blowing kisses into the camera and at me. She finally sucks the rest of my piss wave down her thirsty throat, ravenously drinking every freaking drop.

"YUM!" She smiles up at me, popping her lips loudly off of my now dry dick. She licks the sensitive piss slit and tip, then kisses it softly. My mother is without a doubt the queen of mothers. The fucking dick sucking, piss drinking queen of queens. I love her so freaking much! I grin my ass off and take a few pic. Mama poses perfectly with my dick in her mouth, throwing up the double middle finger salute at the camera as well as the deuces. Fucking perfect. (Big ol happy grin)

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When my buddies get back, they're really excited. "Dude... you won't fucking believe it. We gangbanged two chicks. It was fucking awesome!" Fuzzy is giddy.

"Yeah. Yeah. We picked up these two hotties from Walgreens and took em to a hotel and had our way with them." Howard emphasized the last part in his creepiest, trying to be sexy voice.

We watch the video. As it progresses, the nicest thing I can say about it is the chicks aren't half bad. That's the good part. The bad part?... Well... unbeknownst to my hapless friends. I know both of them. Why's that so bad?... Well... the two chicks have a certain thing that other chicks don't have. Yeah... they're chicks with dicks. Fortunately for the guys, I guess, they never got far enough to show them. And they're pretty clueless about girls anyway. Once again... how did Howard get Bernadette?... I decided not to burst their bubble, either way.

Fuzzy and Spence got blown by one of the chicks, while, Howard titty fucked the other. Ellsworth got some suck action from her and they both came all over her face. She's a brunette with some rather mannish tattoos. My boys really need to develop their chicks with dicks radars.

All four guys were cheering each other on and high fiving throughout the whole weird spectacle. It would usually be pretty freaking embarrassing, but with my friends, any action is at least some action.

Fuzzy and Spence lasted slightly longer than Howard and Ellsworth. They titty fucked their girl. A blonde with big fake tits. Fuzzy and Spence both popped on her tits and filmed her licking it all up. Fuzzy even started pissing on her tits, but was pushed away immediately by the chick. He kept apologizing as she ran off to the bathroom.

All in all. A pretty forgettable experience. Except, the guys were really excited about it all so I kept my mouth shut. I'm glad they finally got some action to put up on the site... embarrassing or not. The Fuck Bros is pretty much one bro right now, but hopefully they'll finally get it together one day soon.

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"Mmmmmmmmm. Yeahhhhhhhhh. I'm gonna cum in your mouth, babe. Mmmmmmmmm." Kim grinds faster on my face, her otherworldly ass rubbing on my nose. She's filming me and Spence double dicking Bernadette at my place. Howard is out with Ellsworth and Fuzzy is doing something for his mom. I decided to help Spence out so someone other than me can out some decent content up on our site.

Bernie is riding my dick, those luscious titties gently brushing across my chest as Spence drills her ass. She's sucking on Kim's DDs while she films it all, cumming in my mouth. "Mmmmmmmmmmm." Kim shoots her cum right into my eagerly sucking mouth.

My tongue dives deep up her quivering folds, licking her out as her milky cum coats my entire tongue. I slap and squeeze Kim's amazingly beautiful ass. God, how I love it. My hands are so fucking happy playing with the worlds most awesome ass. I slap it again. Kim moans, grinding hard on my mouth. I slap it once more and squeeze it hard, shaking it and squeezing it some more.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Bernie screams, getting seesawed in her horny holes. Spence is trying not to come too quick, grunting and wincing in pain.

Kim laughs at his ridiculous faces, then kisses Bernie, both hotties playing with each other's big tits. Spence grunts once more and cums, slamming into Bernie's ass as she bounces wildly on my dick.

Spence dick slips out of Bernie's ass so he slaps it on her sweet, supple butt, rubbing it across her lily white cheeks. Spence cums a lot so he keeps cumming. Kim watches in amazement at how much he actually cums. Spurt after spurt shooting out onto Bernie's white ass. Kim's a cum junkie so she loves to watch it... among other, slutttier things. She reaches down and grabs Spence's cock, squeezing it slightly, then jerking the rest of his load out. He just enjoys the feeling, open mouthed and drooling at my world famous girlfriend playing with his hooded rod.

Kim leans down and licks a small glob of Spence's cum up, slowly, and films herself swallowing it down. "Hmmm. Very nice, Spence. Not bad at all." Kim winks at him. Spence just grins and falls back on the bed, exhausted and sexually drained.

I pump Bernie's pussy full of my super sperm. She quickly jumps off me and moves to it as does Kim. They both smile beautifully and lap at all the flying jizz, swallowing quickly and catching the rest out of the air.

Kim and Bernie suck me dry, then kiss and cum swap between them. I take the camera and film the two of them play with the long, gooey strands of my thick cum. They suck it all in and slurp it all up. They kiss some more, then lick, suck and kiss me totally clean. Spence just groans happily, almost passed out on the foot of the bed. We all laugh. At least he was finally in some good footage. That's a positive for my clueless cousin.

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When Howard and Ellsworth come over they show me the double hand job they got from an obvious hooker who they tell me is a school teacher they met at Subway. Kim can't stop laughing at them. Bernie too. We all end up laughing, even they realizing they got caught. But hey, sex is sex. Or a hand job is sorta sex. (Laughing)

Even Fuzzy surprised us. He got a blowjob from his mom and filmed it. She was drunk and real horny. He said he felt weird, but fuck it... a blowjob is a blowjob. The Fuck Bros strike again... sort of.

It's tough having such helpless buddies when you're trying to have a successful porn site. But, we make the most of it. I'll keep doing my thing. Kat is bringing her best friend Caroline over later. She's also a waitress at the same diner. Who knows... maybe we can do a gangbang or something. Kat loves to fuck, but it might take more than a little persuading for her to give up the pussy to my dorky ass friends.

Oh well... The Fuck Bros Are Here and we will keep fucking our brains out... at least this one will.