TRASHY + SLEAZY × WILD, CRAZY AND FUNNY ÷ PERVERTED = A DAMN GOOD TIME

IT'S FUCK O' CLOCK, BITCHES!

At 7/11 in Hollywood pumping gas...

Ahhhhhhh. "GOD! YOUR COCK IS WRECKING MY PUSSY... AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!"

"Sweet sweet Gianna pussy. Love ya, big sis."

"Love you too, little bro. MWAH! One sexy motherfucker!"

Rough titty groping. My sister Gianna Michaels shaking and pumping her super sweetastic va jay jay all over my rock freaking hard fourteen and a half inches of obscenely outstanding, mega throbbing dick meat... King Dong as it's called.

Baseball commercial on the tank TV. When the hell are they gonna start the damn season already? HURRY UP, BITCHES!

Car horns honking. "YEAHHHH!!! FUCK HER... FUCK HER... FUCK HER!!!"

"SHOW YOUR TITS... SHOW YOUR TITS!!"

Raucous cheering for me and big sis. We both throw up the devil horns and double deuces to our adoring fans. Happy humping our way through the day.

Filling up my classic pimp van, all cherried out, shag carpet, ceiling mirror and all. Fuzzy dice on the rear view mirror. Gold interior. Baby blue exterior. Big ass air brushed pic of Gianna on both sides of my van. All nude and gorgeous. Lightning bolts and clouds everywhere. Beautiful paint job. We're fucking right under the left side picture... symbolism at its finest... smiling, and dick dialing up some more orgasms for my busty, lusty sis.

"Damn, baby. Do that dick. Love that sweet pussy. All cumming and shit." I vice grip her delectably huge, very natural 34F udders even harder through her thin white, wifebeater tank top... no bra. Big thumbs up.

Gianna cums and cums. Shooting delicious pussy jizz everywhere, splashing the dank concrete under us. Splashing me and my fat nuts too. Love it.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm... GODDDDDDDDDD!!!! I LOVE YOUR HUGE FUCKING COCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!"

HELL FUCKING YEAH, BITCHES! I'M IN PUSSY DEMOLISHING HEAVEN! I super squeeze them titties some more, all rough and what not. Shake em, bake em, earthquake em. Squeezing even more. I freaking love big cans. Big real ones even more. Gianna gets em from mama (Kelly Madison). Good lord... what tits! Both of em got the sweet titty grand prize. Guess that's where I got my diggety dick from.

Gianna slams that extra tight clamping, pussy nut spray painting twat back onto my massive dick over and over, faster and faster, harder and harder..... Making me SMILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! And... CUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yo... son... word up." My funny ass dad (Dr Evil). He's all swagged out in a baby blue velvet sweatsuit, one leg rolled up, hat turned sideways, gold tooth all up in the grill. Pager on his white and blue, EVIL visor... who the fuck uses a pager nowadays?... Laughing... G'ed up and funny as fuck.

Think it's time for a rhyme... as I feed my big sis' pussy with my big, spermy load... kissing, pussy shaking, titty molesting and grinning our perverted, horny asses off...

YO... YO...

"WORD UP, SON." Dad throws me a peace sign and starts to beat box. I'm laughing. He's a funny ol fuck.

"BANGING MY SIS... BIG DICK, BIG TITTIES, READY TO PISS... FEELING MY FLOW... CREAMY, CA CA CREAMY CUM READY TO GO...

I'M LIVIN MY CRAZY ASS LIFE... ALL SWAGGED OUT... PIMPED OUT... GOT MY KARDASHIAN WIFE (Kim)

KING DONG... FLY ASS SONG... DICK SO BIG, SO FAT, SO LONG... LOOKING AROUND, WHERE'S MY BIGGETY BIGGETY BONG?"

Gianna's dancing, her powerful punanny still putting in work on my schlong dong. She's smoking a blunt while her sweet ass pussy drippity drippity drains my big ass dick. Fo shizzle, my bizzles. Oh yeah... I'm slick dick with the pimp ass white meat stick.

"My turn, son. Wordddd." Dad is feeling his flow. The crowd is cheering and dancing, making out and flashing. Gas pumping. My big ass dick still thumping and cumming... and starting to piss. Ahhhhhhhhhh, missssssssss. Overflowing Gianna's perpetually pounded out, world famous super twat.

"TESTING TESTING (DAD TAPS THE MIC)... ONE, TWO... OK... I'M DR EVIL... DIABOLICAL AND DEADLY... GAME SO FLY I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE THIS EVIL ASS MEDLEY...

BITCHES ON MY RIGHT (A COUPLE OF HONEYS SHOWING HIM THEIR HAND, DISGUSTED AT HIM)...

BITCHES ON MY LEFT (NO ONE... HE LOOKS AROUND, WONDERING WHERE THEY ARE... TYPICAL DR EVIL GOOFY SMIRK)... I'M EVILLLL AND OUTTA SIGHT... FLY ASS EVIL HONKEY... DICK BIGGER THAN A MULE ASS DONKEY (MAMA WALKS BY AND LAUGHS HSTYERICALLY, MOCKING HIM)... IT IS THOUGH... IT REALLY IS.... IT'S BREATHTAKING... LIKE A HOT POCKET... YESSSSS... (DAD EVIL SMIRKS AGAIN BUT LOSES HIS RHYME GAME THERE FOR A SECOND TRYING TO SAVE EVIL FACE)

GOT MY MINI ME (FORMER WWE SUPERSTAR HORNSWOGGLE DRESSED JUST LIKE MY DAD... BALD LIKE HIM TOO) WHO'LL DEFEND ME (MINI ME SHAKES HIS HEAD NO AND WADDLES OFF... DAD KICKS AT HIM AS HE DOES)... DON'T TEST MY GANGSTA OR MY VERY EVIL SIDE YOU WILL SEE... WORD TO YOUR MOTHER." (DAD CROSSES HIS ARMS AND POSES, THROWING UP A PEACE SIGN WITH A WANNABE GANGSTA/DR EVIL RIDICULOUS SMIRK AND TRADEMARK UPTURNED PINKIE TO THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH)

Mama grabs the mic and tosses it in the trash can, shaking her head, disgusted by my goofy, but entertaining dad. She walks over to me and kisses me so damn nice. I grab a FFantastic boobie and booty squeeze as we suck tongues and I finish pi pi pissing in my sweet love Gianna's super slick, super squeezing cunt of champions. Rap rhyme over I guess. Van's full though. I do enjoy when everything comes together at the right time. (Big Pimp Grin)

My boy Spence (The King Of Queens) comes outta 7/11 with our Slurpees... Coke for me and cherry for Gianna.. and a couple of Slim Jims and a hot dog for himself. Guess he's really gonna snap into that weiner and them Slim Jims... OHHH YEAHHHH! (Smirking)

Pulling outta the parking lot heading northwest... Pull up to a stoplight and hit the hydro... van bouncing like crazy... Jump by House Of Pain blasting on the pimp ass stereo...

"WOOHOO! Hellz yeah!" This damn van got hops homey. Front end bouncing like a blown up maniac.

"DAMN!" Ol Spence spilled his mucho mustardy hot dog all over him.

"Sorry, dude." I laugh, downing my Slurpee... brain freeze and all. "JUMP... JUMP... JUMP..." I dig this song.

"WOOHOO, BABY! YEAH!" Mama is digging the hydro and music action. She's sitting in my lap, facing me. She pulls out them 34FF beauties and let's me motorboat em silly. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... HOLY HOOTERS, BATMAN..... BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I'm in huge titty heaven. Brain freeze goes away too. I lick, nibble, suck, kiss, rub, chew on, lap, lust all over, lickety lick some more... and motorboat... my horny way happily into huge titty euphoria. My mother's awesomely soft and lavishly lush tits all up in my super smiling face. HOT DAMN! HOT.... FUCKING... DAMN!!!

I turn the hydrolics off and take a breath. WHEW! Music turned down too. Cars honk and cheer as they pass. They know it's my van, so no dumbass trolls hassling me about not pulling off. I love the city of angels... freaky ones like me.

I smile at mama. Most beautiful mother ever. She smiles back so super sweet, lovingly caressing my face with both hands. We kiss passionately. All lovey dovey... then she greedily grinds my very appreciative lap, shaking her phenomenal phat ass titties for me. Mama always knowing how to make her only son smile so wide.

...

When we get home, Spence heads inside to clean up. Mama heads inside to take a nice, long bubble bath... oh yeah... and I... well... I kick it with my homies. My girl Latifah (Queen Latifah), Gianna and two of my crew... Howard (The Big Bang Theory) and his wife Bernadette (The Big Bang Theory). Howard's an engineer... horny little one too. Bernie is a short, sweet, very busty little blonde beauty... with one very high pitched, sweet and squeaky little voice... who's a micro biologist. She works at my pharmaceutical company with my sis Penny (The Big Bang Theory). Slutty little thing. Howard doesn't know about that though. I really dig her.

We chill in my man cave down in the basement. Beverly Hills don't have too many basements, but I dig em, so I've got a real big one. Pimp ass one. Custom made 200 inch TV. A thing of beauty. Perfect for Super Bowls and porn. Especially mine. Pimp ass sound system too. All surrounded by my sound, bitch! Chillin, drinkin, smokin, and watchin... porn, and all the sweet titties in the room. Gianna's nude. I fucking love my big sis. She loves being nude. And she sure as fuck's got the body for it. Oh hell yeah on that one!

Gianna sits with me on my huge, black leather couch. She starts rubbing all up on my dick a lick with her horny ass foot while we all drink some Henny... Howard can't handle it, he almost throws up... and smoke some pimp ass ganjah. Room all smoky, and filled with the sweet aroma of big titties.

"Nigga... can't you even drink yo damn Henny without hackin and shit?" Latifah calls out poor Howard, who's still coughing. The little Jew dude has trouble with hard liquor. She shakes her head and downs the rest of hers. I fill her up and wink over at Bernie. Even she can handle the Henny. Sweet little thing.

"Sorry... I'm just not used to it." Howard looks a little ashamed of his timidness, drink wise.

"OK, dude. How about this? You down a glass of Henny... no coughing or gagging and shit... and you can fuck Gianna's tits." I throw down the horny gauntlet. Howard's interest peaks big time. He loves that idea. He also tries to remain calm, giving Gianna a real flirty, cocky look.

Gianna shakes her big ass titties for him, shaking her eyebrows... then laughs at cocky Howard. Ha. Dude has to prove himself first. The whole room starts laughing. Cool ass porno on TV though. Great timing. It's Gianna getting titty fucked by me. We're both dressed up like Bigfoot. An incest Bigfoot cosplay porno. FUCK YEAH! ROARRRRRRRRRRRR!

Howard looks at Bernie for approval. She shrugs her shoulders so he figures that she's cool with the challenge. Bernie gives me a sweet wink and smile. She makes it clear she's cool with me plowing her no matter what the fuck Howard drinks or doesn't drink.

Three attempts and two vomits later... second attempt was spilled in his lap... too much staring at Gianna's huge, heaving melons... and we have our answer. Howard can't keep the Henny down. (Cue The Price Is Right loser music)... Too much for his delicate taste buds. Gianna shakes her titties some more for Howard as a sort of consolation prize. He almost falls in the floor from staring so hard.

Gianna and Latifah smoke weed with him while I power bang Bernie in the bathroom. Had her bent over the sink, big titties jiggling wildly, blonde pussy creaming repeatedly. I was pulling her long blonde, wavy hair hard, my giant dick violently pummeling in and out of that tight, quivering cunt.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!" Bernie digging my pussy pummeling. I pulled out and sprayed her 32D cans creamy white with my thick goo, completely covering them, nipple to nipple... and everywhere in between.

"Thank you, James. That was amazing. Mmmmmmmmm. So yummy! Mmmmmmmmmmm." Bernie smiling so sweet and slurping steadily all over my cum dripping super cock.

Just another day... to be continued... more fucking... more freaking... more Living Life To The Freakiest.