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11/11/2020 

Welcome to Whoreland Pt. 1
Category: Roleplay Stories

WE'RE ALL WHORES HERE... The sign as you enter my estate

News reporter standing by the entrance to Whoreland...

"It's called Whoreland. It's an estate that looks more like a small town. It's 100,000 plus acres up in the Hollywood Hills of hedonistic debauchery gone wild. Anything goes. Only one man rules this palace of perverted pleasure. And his name is James..."

"Yes, babe. It's all taken care of. Stephanie has Nikki coming in tonight. She knows all about what's expected of her. She'll get the job done. Don't worry about it. Me? I'm just relaxing on our bed..." My wife Kim Kardashian looks back at FrankenSpence, winking at him with a naughty smile, who's eating her world famous ass.

Spence (The King Of Queens) is my best friend since elementary school who's really big into cosplay. He's playing FrankenSpence today. A shorter, chubbier, dorkier version of the famous monster. He looks just like him. Bolts in the neck, green skin all over. Same outfit. Giant Frankenstein head. Just shorter and sweatier... and pasty white under all that green makeup.

"Spence? He's around here somewhere. You should see him. He looks so cute in his FrankenSpence outfit. It's even cuter than his Spence 69 The Bisexual Sex Robot costume. Oh yeah... I had a talk with him about it. He's really excited about doing it all. Really excited. Mmmmmmmm... (Kim wiggles her ass as Spence tongue fucks it with his long, horny tongue)... I miss you so much, babe. Hurry home. Hmmm? I'll make sure and tell him when I see him again. OK... love you, my king." Kim blows me a huge kiss over the phone and hangs up.

"James wants you to make sure you keep your cock up and ready for action, FrankenSpence. I think that's a great idea too." Kim playfully wiggles her ass again. Spence growls as Frankenstein would, slapping both of Kim's firm, supple cheeks, tongue fucking her ass even faster, licking out every delectable inch of that super sweet hershey highway.

"So good... Mmmmmmmm. You're such a good ass eater, FrankenSpence. Yeahhhhhh." Kim keeps smiling and wiggling that ass as Spence greedily gorges himself on it, his tongue so deep up Kim's beautifully bodacious booty he can tickle her tonsils with the tip of his slutty tongue.

"Damn... would you look at that. That's one short ass Frankenstein for damn sure. All green and shit. Crazy ass white folk."

"Mmmhmm. Some funky shit." My maids Wanda Sykes and Latifah (Queen Latifah) watch FrankenSpence go to town on Kim's super phat, super smooth ass. Kim looks back at them and blows them kisses as she lays on her stomach on the bed, constantly wiggling that perfect butt while FrankenSpence voraciously eats it out.

"Is he hard yet?" Kim asks our maids.

"Well... let me see... that's a big ass, green ass wang... but no... it ain't hard." Wands looks over Spence's hanging green monster.

"Well... could you ladies help him out? I mean... James did say he wanted Spence to keep his dick up and ready for action." Kim smirks back at Wanda and Latifah, still wiggling her butt as FrankenSpence growls excitedly, chin deep up Kim's dancing butt.

"Well... I don't know." Latifah looks over the giant green cock.

"Shitttt... I'll do it. I ain't had no good dick since James went outta town. Give me that green ass white dick, you damn monster motherfucker!" Wanda steps up. She flips FrankenSpence over and kneels down, roughly biting and chewing on his massive cock, the green body makeup staying on his still soft dick. FrankenSpence grunts and grimaces menacingly.

Wanda greedily gulps down half of that giant green dick, her small, but very sexy red lips suctioning hard on that immensely fat dick. Spence growls all Frankenstein like, beating his chest, shaking his huge monster head from the tingling sensations racing through his green monster loins. Kim and Latifah laugh.

Latifah dives into Kim's very tasty twat, sucking hard on it as she lays over Spence. She's a lesbian so she wasted no time going for the sweetest pussy ever. Kim spreads her legs, writhing on the bed as Latifah tongue fucks her tingling twat, sucking harder and harder on it as FrankenSpence growls and finger fucks Latifah's phat black lesbian cunt as Wanda deepthroats that giant green weiner she's sucking and slobbering on. It's Freak Fuck City, Bitches!

"He's gonna cum. Anybody wanna ride the damn green thing before he does?" Wanda asks in her own, very Wanda like way.

"You go ahead Wanda. We have plenty of time for fuck fun later on." Kim blows Wanda a kiss, playing with Latifah's cornrows as she cums hard into Latifah's greedily sucking mouth.

Wanda jumps up on that foot long plus green monster dick and rides it hard. FrankenSpence grabs her thick hips and holds on tight, grunting and growling all monster like as Wanda slams down onto his massive green dong. Her black pussy hugs and humps it with intense, cock loving fury. Her juices baste it constantly as the wide meat stick plunges deeper and deeper up Wanda's black lesbian cunt. She's realizing how much she actually likes dick right about now.

"FUCKING WHITE ASS, GREEN ASS MONSTER! FUCK DAT BLACK PUSSY, MOTHERFUCKER! HARDER!! HARDERRRRR!! SHITTTTTTT!!" Wanda slaps Spence senseless. Kim and Latifah kiss and laugh, softly groping each other's heaving titties as they happily watch the maid/monster fuck action.

"RAWRRRRRRR!! UHHHHHHH!! RWARRRRRRRRR!! UMPH!!" FrankenSpence goes wild, shaking and growling his bolted neck off. Wanda rides him for twenty minutes, cumming three times, slapping his monster face constantly.

Spence finally lets loose, cumming deep up Wanda's super spasming womb. His thick wad torpedoes up that trembling black milf twat at hyper speed. Wanda's eyes roll back in her head as she trembles, cumming herself. She slaps Spence in the face again, hard. Sweating and cursing like a bad ass black maid that she is.

"Damn!! That's some good ass green dick, you honkey motherfucker! About time your sorry ass did something right." Wanda takes a deep breath. Latifah kisses her deeply as Kim tongue fucks Latifah's big black ass. Spence just lays there and growls loudly, goofy grinning his green monster ass off.

...

I'm on my way back to Whoreland, coming from my latest honeymoon. Married my bitch Cardi B a couple of weeks ago. We've been newlywed banging in Mexico since we got hitched in Vegas. God, I'm in love. That tongue sends shivers down my perverted heathen body just thinking about it. God, she can fuck too. Best fuck I've ever had... and that's saying something... big time!

...

Kim mentioned Nikki Bella and another wife of mine Stephanie McMahon earlier on the phone. Stephanie and I have a big idea to pimp out all the WWE chicks to rich, horny motherfuckers to use and abuse anyway they see fit. It's costs you a pretty fucking penny, but hey... we're all whores here. I heard that somewhere. Ha.

Nikki's got a primo ass and it costs primo coin to get your dick up in it. She's in high demand with us. She's swamped with whore work. I don't think her dancing fiancee knows about it though. So it's extra fun.

Stephanie does an outstanding job pimping out all the fine coochie from WWE. If you've got enough dough, you can fuck her too. She's my wife so the price is extra high though. Love her.

...

"Is my baby home yet?"

"No, Kelly. He'll be here shortly."

My mother Kelly (Kelly Madison) is the sweetest mother ever. She still takes such great care of me. Between her and my grandmother (Kathie Lee Gifford) I'm the most coddled, most loved, most well fucked son/grandson is history. They're the two lights of my life. Mama always says I'm a grandmama's boy. She might be right. My grandmother Kathie Lee and I are extremely close. She's the first pussy... and ass... I ever fucked. She's also the last one I fucked before I left for my latest honeymoon. I love them both so very much. My whole family is awesome. Every woman is hot as fuck... and horny as fuck too. Wait til you meet my sisters.

...

Kathie Lee and her old co-host Hoda Kotb still do there old Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda show for me here at Whoreland. They film it... now it's a podcast... at our state of the art studios near the front entrance. A live crowd is there for every episode. All kinds of freaky fuck and suck shenanigans going on on that show all the time. Kim's the executive producer. She makes sure the show is extra fun for everyone. It's very interactive. If you're in the live studio audience you might just get to be on the show and fuck my grandmother... or Hoda... or their guests. Or everyone. It's wild.

As a matter of fact... their filming an episode right about now...

Filming Sex Talk With Kathie Lee And Hoda Episode 515...

"I heard... My slutty co-host here did a gangbang over the weekend. Tell us about it, you nasty little slut, Hoda." Kathie Lee shakes her horny eyebrows at Hoda, ready for all the dirty details.

"Well... I can't believe you found out about that. My husband doesn't even know. So keep it quiet everyone." Hoda laughs as the crowd let's out a very loud and raucous cheer. 200 horny motherfuckers ready to hear about a nasty gangbang.

"It was so much fun. Oh my God. On the beach at sunset. Ten dicks at a time. I was the only girl. My holes are still sore. They pounded me silly for three hours straight. I took so much cum and piss in my holes I almost got drowned on the beach." Hoda flashes the crowd, pulling open her pink leather jacket, those small, very perky caramel breasts jiggling so enticingly.

Kathie Lee leans over and sucks those dark brown nips, softly grazing them with her teeth, then sucking so fucking hard on them, taking Hoda's entire left breast into her mouth at once as she gently cups both breasts.

"Yum." Hoda grins so wide, loving my grandmother's mouth and hands on her luscious little tits.

Kim is in the corner watching everything. She notices a guy in the crowd who's holding a Kim Kardashian is queen sign. She smiles. She decides to reward him for being a fan. Kim signals to Hoda to call up the fan.

"So... Umm... (Hoda clears her throat)... let's bring a fan up here, Kathie Lee. How about you, sir. The one with the Kim Kardashian sign." Hoda waves him up. The audience cheers, ready for horny action. Kathie Lee raises up, licking Hoda's neck as the man excitedly runs up on stage, sign in hand.

"What's your name, sir."

"Tom. Hi Hoda and Kathie Lee. Hi Kim." He excitedly waves over at Kim who waves back, giving him a sexy smile too. He's a rather bland, boring looking guy in his 40's. Tall, with a slight beer belly. Very average looking.

"Hey there, Tom. I see you're a big fan of my grandson's wife, Kim." Kathie Lee sits up in her chair, leaning back so her rock hard, large nipples poke through her thin white bra and even thinner white silk blouse.

"YES I AM. SHE'S THE QUEEN!" Tom shouts, so excited to see Kim.

The crowd cheers loudly, chanting "KIM... KIM... KIM!" Everyone loves my super smokin' hot wife.

"So... Tom... We play a little game here on our show. It's called, What Would You Do To..." Hoda smirks, huge smile on her creamy brown lips.

"Yes. So... Tom... What Would You Do To... kiss Kim?" Kathie Lee asks, a very perverted smirk on her perfect face.

"Umm... (Crowd loudly cheering him on)... anything, I guess." Tom pumps his fist into the air, very excited to possibly kiss my wife. Kim keeps smiling in the corner, arms folded under her DD breasts in her very, very skimpy, beige wraparound minidress.

"Our favorite answer." Hoda cheers. The crowd gets so loud, the walls shake. Their hot for horny action for sure. Always a great crowd on that show.

"How about sucking Kathie Lee's dick? Would you do that to kiss Kim?" Hoda asks with a very naughty grin.

The crowd cheers even louder, chanting, "SUCK THAT DICK... SUCK THAT DICK!"

"I didn't know she had one." Hoda and Kathie Lee shakes their heads, laughing at each other. Dude's not the sharpest knife on the shelf.

"No... Tom... Kathie Lee will be wearing her favorites strapon. You'll have to suck that." Hoda laughs again, smiling like crazy. She also really wants to see Tom suck off Kathie Lee. Just like the crowd, who's going insane with crazed chanting and all around twisted, depraved, very horny lust.

Tom thinks it over, being egged on by the super horny crowd. "DO IT, TOM... SO IT, TOM!" chants ring loud in the studio. He decided to go ahead and do it. The crowd approves loudly chanting for him, clapping furiously, raucously cheering non stop. Damn... those are some horny ass motherfuckers.

Kathie Lee gets up. An intern hands her the strapon and helps her put it on. It's bright purple and twelve inches long. She shakes it for the crazed crowd. They go insane, cheering for my grandmother louder than before.

"OK, Tom. Get to sucking. Do a good job... and you can kiss Kim." Hoda claps, pumping her fists in the air in time with the crazed crowd's cheers and chants. Tom looks over at Kim, who blows him a sexy kiss. He blushes and heads to his knees in front of my very turned on grandmother who's shaking that giant rubber dong right in Tom's kinda nervous face.

Tom opens up as the crowd goes wild. Kathie Lee smacks his thin lips with the fat purple rubber weiner, rubbing it across his lips. She winks down at him and slides in, slowly fucking his mouth. Tom gags immediately... obviously not used to a big cock in his mouth... real or not. Kathie Lee grabs his face and fucks him faster, softly caressing his face, a sweet smile on those gorgeous, glossy lips. Tom relaxes as my grandmother fucks his throat, sliding about half of the cock down there. He gags again, spitting up on the shaft. Kathie Lee forces the whole thing down his throat once and pulls out immediately.

Tom pukes all over the huge cock. Spit and vomit hang from his mouth as the crowd chants, "SUCK IT GOOD... SUCK IT GOOD!" They cheer louder than ever as Hoda eggs 'em on, motioning for more noise. It's so loud in there the walls seem like they're gonna fall.

Kathie Lee fucks Tom's mouth again, making him suck down his spit and vomit. He relaxes a little more, eventually taking the entire twelve inches down his throat. Kathie Lee gets excited, fucking his throat hard and fast. Poor Tom can't take that much. He pukes again as Kathie Lee pulls out once more. His vomit shoots across the floor, long strands of spit hanging obscenely from his lips to the tip of the fat rubber cock.

"Looks like we have a winner." Hoda announces. Tom looks up, his face a mess. He smiles wide, so happy to have passed the hard test. Hoda hands him a towel and he wipes his face clean as Kim walks over to them. Kathie Lee kisses Kim who jerks her rubber strap on, shaking it wildly as they tongue fuck each other's mouths.

Hoda helps Tom up and hugs him. He gets in a quick booty squeeze on Hoda who gladly lets him cop a quick feel.

"OK, Tom... here's your prize." Hoda eggs on the crowd and Kim walks up to Tom, smiling so beautifully.

The crowd raucously chants, "KISS HER... SQUEEZE HER ASS... KISS HER... SQUEEZE HER ASS!" They're definitely ready for some horny fun. Kim giggles at the crowd. She pulls Tom to her and kisses him deep. He shoves his tongue deep down her throat and Kim happily plays along, sucking it like she sucks cock.

Tom makes the crowd happy when he reaches down and roughly squeezes Kim's ass through her minidress that barely covers it.

Kim moans into Tom's mouth as they tongue fuck each other's mouths, kissing passionately for a full minute. Tom's horny hands never leave Kim's ass, squeezing it harder and rougher. The crowd is going insane, wildy chanting and cheering, clapping and catcalling like crazed perverts. Which they definitely are. Hoda keeps egging 'em on. She grins so wide as Kathie Lee squeezes her ass, smacking her purple rubber dong on Hoda's smooth, caramel thigh.

Kim tries to pull away from Tom, but he keeps kissing her and groping her ass so she gives in and keeps kissing him, reaching down and rubbing his average sized bulge as well. She jerks it through his thin brown shorts, driving Tom mad with very horny desire.

Kathie Lee kisses Hoda as Hoda jerks her strap on. Tom grinds against Kim, tongue fucking her mouth and deep down her throat as he keeps roughly squeezing her world's greatest ass. Kim keeps jerking Tom's cock through his shorts, really getting into the rough way he kisses her and plays with her ass. The crowd keeps up the very loud, very horny cheering and chanting. It's a sexed up vibe to the enth degree in the studio.

Kim finally pulls away from Tom, wiping his saliva from her mouth. She keeps smiling, playfully swatting at his bulge. Tom can't stop grinning, cheering crazily right along with the sexed up crowd.

"Well, Tom... how was it?" Hoda asks him. Kathie Lee notices his bulge and smiles, grabbing it, squeezing it, then jerking it fast.

"IT WAS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEE!!" Tom screams upwards, grinning from ear to ear, cumming in his pants as my gorgeous grandmother violently jerks him off.

Kathie Lee unzips his shirts and his six inch, cum dripping cock flops out, bouncing and dripping cum onto the yellow carpet.

"Well... no need to make a mess." A Kathie Lee hits her knees, lapping at the dripping cock, collecting all the cum that drips out onto her tongue and gulps it down. She jerks the cock, making sure to drain all the jizz out as the crowd cheers louder than ever. Hoda covers her ears from the amazingly loud noise, smiling so wide as Kathie Lee sucks Tom clean. Kim watches, smiles so beautifully, and cheers herself.

Another great, hot and horny show in the books. After the show...

"You were great, Tom. The crowd really loved how excited you were." Hoda talks to Tom backstage. The place much quieter than before.

"Thanks... this was the best experience of my life. Thanks you all so much. You're awesome." Tom grins, genuinely happy.

"Aweee... you're welcome, sweetheart." Hoda hugs him. Tom sneaks in another booty squeeze. Hoda lets him squeeze as much as he wants.

"You've got really strong hands, Tom. I love how you manhandle my butt. Mmmmmm." Hoda moans into Tom's right ear. She feels his hard cock grinding against her pink leather pants as well. Hoda's getting frisky.

"You know... I never got to have any fun with you, myself. Kathie Lee got to drink your cum. I really felt left out." Hoda smirks a very horny smirk at Tom, then softly kisses him on the lips.

Next thing you know, Hoda is on her knees in her dressing room, sucking off Tom. His white, six inch cock is buried down Hoda's very experienced throat. She slurps it voraciously, spit pouring from her mouth. She shakes her sexy head on it, licking and sucking the average sized rod with such great enthusiasm. She devours it, sucking it all the way down, bobbing her head fast, her lips locked tight on Tom's twitching shaft as his cum races up it, ready to dump into Hoda's cum craving, caramel flavored mouth.

"Feed me, Tom. Feed me all that delicious cum. Mmmmmmmm." Hoda begs for it, her chocolate brown head leaned back as she sucks that cock with all her might and majesty.

"OH FUCK!!" Tom grunts, shaking hard as he cums into Hoda's voraciously sucking mouth. She happily drains his dick and balss of every single drop of cum in 'em. Hoda's mouth moves fast, her creamy lips flying up and down Tom's cumming cock with raging cum craving desire. Tom grabs her head and holds it, cumming more than he's ever cum before. Hoda greedily and happily drinks it all down with a very sweet smile.

"Oh my God... that was amazing, Hoda. You're the best." Tom grins at her, his legs shaking from the euphoria of cumming in Hoda's super skilled mouth.

"Aweee... thank you so much, Tom. You're so sweet... and delicious. Kim's really missing out." Hoda softly sucks Tom's now soft cock some more, sloshing it around in her mouth, sucking and kissing the small head. She's such a great cocksucker. And Tom definitely found that out.

"Oh my God... if Kim sucked my cock too, it would be the greatest day ever." Tom grins so wide, just imagining that hat trick of cocksucking awesomeness.

"Oh really?" Kim shocks Tom from the doorway. He looks over, grinning, but kind of embarrassed by his wish.

Kim walks in, smiling a naughty smile, and shuts the door behind her, watching Hoda happily suck Tom's soft cock. It's much smaller than Kim is used to, but she likes Tom, especially since he's such a big fan of hers.

"So you want all three of us to suck you off in one day? That's kinda greedy isn't it?" Kim teases Tom. He bows his head, feeling even more embarrassed by his wish.

"It's OK, Tom. I'm not upset." Kim cheers Tom up, lifting his head and smiling so sweet at him. Hoda keeps sucking away on his now half hard cock. Tom grins, feeling much better about his current situation.

"Looks like Hoda is doing a great job on your pretty little cock, huh Tom?" Kim lightly brushes Hoda's chocolate hair as she watches her suck Tom's dick, a naughty, sly smirk on her glowing face.

"Oh yeah. She definitely is. It would be even better if you helped her though." Tom gets cocky. He grins right at Kim who's giggles, liking his horny confidence.

"Well..." Kim slowly goes to her knees, sucking on Tom's hairy balls as Hoda keeps sucking his dick. Tom can't believe it. He's actually gonna get the cocksucking hat trick of a lifetime. It really is the greatest day ever for him.

Kim and Hoda switch. Kim deepthroats Tom's twitching cock as Hoda lavishes his balls with her copious saliva. She spits all over them, sucking them deep and soft. Tom grunts violently, moving his head side to side as Kim speeds up, her luscious, brown, creamy, wet lips flying up and down his entire shaft. That's it.

Tom cums in Kim's mouth. "Mmmmmmmm." Kim moans the entire time Tom cums. He shoots an even bigger load than he did in Hoda's mouth. Several large globs of semen pelt the back of Kim's throat. She gladly gulps most of them down quickly, collecting the rest in her mouth.

When Tom finishes cum dumping in her mouth, Kim kisses Hoda sharing the milky wad with her. They cumswap, stringing it between them, then sucking it in and drinking it down. Tom grins the biggest grin ever, sweating profusely as he watches his dream woman anxiously gulping down his cum.

"So, Tom... was this the greatest day ever?" Hoda asks, smiling up at Tom as she kisses Kim.

"Oh hell yeah! It defitnely is!" Tom grins so happily, leaning back against the table in the middle of the floor. His day to remember even better than he hoped.

Kim blows him a kiss, licking his cummy tip, then kissing it as she watches Tom sweat and grin his extra horny ass off. Dreams really do cum true here at Whoreland. Wet dreams especially.

...

As Cardi and I get down to some hardcore fucking in the back of the stretch hummer limo on the way to Whoreland, my mom runs into FrankenSpence at the house...

"Oh, hey Spence."

"RAWRRRRR... GWARRRRRRRRRRRR!!"

"Oh... I mean FrankenSpence." Mom shakes her head at Spence's demand to be called by his cosplay monster name. He's dedicated to his characters for sure.

"So... how's the scaring villagers stuff going?"

"RAWRRRRRRRR... GWARRRRRRRRRRRR... UMPHHHHHHHH!!" Spence yanks his green cock out, letting it dangle between his short, chubby legs. He's one funny looking, short green Frankenstein for sure.

Mom does notice how big and green it is though. " Wow! Such a big green cock you have there, Spence."

"RAWRRRRRRRRR...GWARRRRRRRRRR...UMPHHHHHHHHH...RAWRRRRRR!!"

"I mean, FrankenSpence... geesh." Mama shakes her head again, put off by Spence's relentless demand to be called by his monster name. She can't stop staring at that huge green dick though. She's only wearing a baggy gray sweater and nothing underneath so her nipples harden easily under the baggy sweater.

"You know... you haven't tried scaring this villager yet. Or maybe something a little more fun." Mama winks a very naughty wink at FrankenSpence who quickly catches her drift. His cock jumps up, hardening immediately. Massive, green monster cock ready for action. My mother bites her luscious lips, smiling happily. She grabs FrankenSpence by his cock and leads him into her bedroom. He growls the whole way, always selling the character.

FrankenSpence eats my mother's very tasty twat as they lay out on her bed, growling as he slams his tongue up it, licking her out with voracious, monster pussy eating prowess. She takes off her baggy sweater, throwing it to the floor.

Mama writhes contently on the bed as Spence greedily gorges his green monster face deep in her dripping wet, blonde milf snatch. He reaches up and roughly molest her 34FFs as he sucks relentlessly on my mother's cunt his lips rippling on her swollen labia, making mama scream with erotically charged euphoria.

FrankenSpence flips mama over, growling loud as he pulls her to her knees. Mama likes the rough handling of her, quickly getting on all fours, enticingly shaking her smooth supple ass for the not so big, not so bad, but very green and goofy looking monster behind her. Spence slaps her ass hard, roaring loud. Mama moans happily, looking back at him with a very horny smile.

Five seconds later, FrankenSpence is drilling my mother's cunt with that massive, uncircumsized, green monster cock with rapid fire accuracy and unfiltered, sex crazed super power. He pounds her pussy in and out so deep and hard. The bed shakes from the relentless force. Mama's screams, smiling such a happy smile, her tongue in the corner of her mouth being sucked on by those full, thick and luscious, pink lips. Her huge natural melons hang free under her, flopping madly, her thick pink nipples grazing against the thick white comforter.

Mama rides FrankenSpence, bouncing wildly on his giant cock as it plunges up so fast, so hard, so deep up her constantly quaking cunt. FrankenSpence reaches up and squeezes the world's greatest tits as hard as he can, leaving red handprints all over 'em. Mama smiles, screams and squirts, happily bouncing away on that giant green weiner rampaging up her well battered cunt.

Spence fucks mama for an hour, doggy style banging her pussy again, fucking her huge, jiggling jugs, then throat fucking her for ten minutes straight. He pulls out and pops all over her massive, jiggling tits. His warm cum splattering every inch of those amazingly hefty and still perky breasts of perfection.

Mama shakes 'em as Spence covers 'em with his monster dick goo. She laps at his dripping piss slit, collecting the finals drops of monster cum on her tongue, quickly drinking them down as FrankenSpence growls, grunts and slaps her creamy coated titties with his heavy, green cock.

"Now that's how you properly treat the villagers, FrankenSpence." Mama smirks naughtily at FrankenSpence. He grins and growls wildly, beating his chest and shaking his giant head, the fake bolts in his neck bulging as FrankenSpence goes wild.

...

"Tom was really sweet, Kathie Lee. His cum was really sweet too."

"Oh yeah... Very tasty. I'm thinking about having him back tomorrow on the show to see how he handles being a guest alongside Tyra Banks. I hear she's really horny nowadays. I remember when she was on the show before. Such a wild slut. She fucked all the interns after the show. She's a great pussy eater too."

"Oh really? Well... I'll call Tom and book him on the show then. It should be a lot of fun. Maybe you and I can have some private time with him before the show."

"Sure, sweetheart. Unless Hoda gets her slutty claws in him first." Kathie Lee and Kim share a nice, horny laugh. It's looks like 'ol Tom's amazing day will continue tomorrow. It's always a blast in Whoreland.

...

"Hey, Spence..." Nikki Bella walks into Spence in the downstairs public bathroom. He's taking off all of his FrankenSpence makeup.

"Yeah, Nikki... what's up?" He looks himself over in the mirror, scrubbing his extra large cock to get all the green off of it.

"Have you seen Stephanie? I need to talk to her... Nice cock." Nikki smirks, a true big cock hound if there ever was one.

"No. She got mad at me earlier for feeling her up while she was on the phone. She slapped me really hard. I haven't seen her since then. And thanks. Great tits... and ass." Spence smirks back, rinsing his cock off in the sink. It's finally clean.

"Oh... thanks. Guys do love my ass." Nikki turns toward the mirror and looks at her ass from every angle. She does have a very beautiful butt for sure.

" How did the FrankenSpence ravaging the villagers go?" Nikki giggles, still looking at her very shapely butt in the mirror, wiggling it nicely.

"Pretty good. I even got to fuck Kelly."

"Oh yeah? Cool. Too bad I missed out. You've got such a nice, big cock there."

"Thanks. You know... I'm not FrankenSpence right now, but I've still got the FrankenCock. So..." Spence grins a shit eating grin at Nikki, shaking his massive dick at her. He reaches over and rubs her ass too. Nikki wiggles it some more.

"Well... I have a client coming over, but... I guess I have a few minutes." Nikki shakes her eyebrows at Spence. It's go time, bitches.

...

"Where is Nikki?" Stephanie walks down the hall looking everywhere for Nikki.

"She's got a very important client coming over. I hope she's not somewhere fucking around." Stephanie anxiously looks some more, frantically wondering where her star whore is.

...

"GOD... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!! FUCK!!" Nikki screams out. Spence is fucking her against the wall, holding her up in his arms. She's hugging him around his sweaty neck, her eyes rolled back in her head as that giant, hooded dick slams up into her extra juicy, hard thumping, clean shaven pussy. Spence is laying the big pipe right. He slams harder up into Nikki's cunt as she cums, squirting down onto the floor. They keep fucking and screaming. And Stephanie hears them.

"WHAT IN THE FUCK??" Stephanie walks into the bathroom and sees Nikki getting pussy plowed by Spence in the corner. They keep fucking. Stephanie stands there very boss bitch like, arms folded under her huge, firm breasts, an angry look on those very beautiful, glistening lips.

"Umm... GODDDDDD!!... sorry Stephanie. I'll be right thereeeeeeeeeeee!!" Nikki cums again, right as Spence shoots his thick load deep up her quaking cunt. They kiss as Spence squeezes Nikki's ass while he dumps his gooey load inside her twat. Spence let's Nikki down. She looks down at the floor... so does Spence. They know they pissed off Stephanie.

"YOU... (Stephanie points at Nikki)... GO GET READY FOR THE CLIENT!" Nikki hurries off obediently.

"YOU... (Stephanie gives Spence and angry, boss bitch scowl)... STAY RIGHT THERE!" Stephanie stands there, arms folded under her amazingly perfect breasts in her gray pants suit and white silk blouse. She looks disgusted by Spence. He nervously stares at the floor, shaking, all nude and all.

After a minute of very awkward, high tension silence... "Look at me!" Stephanie demands. Spence meekly looks up at her, sweating profusely, extremely nervous.

Stephanie kneels down and grabs Spence's pasty white ass, pulling him to her. She opens up and engulfs his entire cum dripping cock. It's soft, but still almost nine inches long. She sucks it feverishly, shaking her head wildly on it. Spence growls in delight, reservedly though.

Stephanie pulls back, just the crown in her mouth, shaking her head roughly as she softly chews on it. She lets Spence's now clean cock fall from her mouth. Stephanie stands up and wipes the corner of her mouth. She doesn't say a word. She just smirks very confidently at Spence and walks out of the bathroom, leaving Spence to wonder what the fuck just happened.

...

"Jeeves... I want you to take those boxes into the studio, please."

"Yes, madam."

My always ready to help manservant Jeeves takes some boxes for my mother into her own podcast studio. It's downstairs from my grandmother's in the front studio on the property. Jeeves takes the small boxes inside, putting them where mama tells him. Jeeves is a hard worker for a 90 year old. Like I said, he's always ready to help in any way needed.

"Thank you, Jeeves. Hmmmm..." Mama looks around her new studio. I recently had it built specifically for her. It's truly state of the art. The best sound system you've ever heard. Mama talks sex... of course... but also a lot of other things on her podcast. It's really popular. A big earner for us too.

"Can I be for further of further assistance, madam?" Jeeves calmly asks, hands clasped in front of him, covering his extremely large crotch.

"Hmmm... I'm thinking." My mother looks through some magazines from our sex store. She comes across one about old cocks cumming on young women's faces. It peaks her interest.

"Tell me, Jeeves... when's the last time you came on a young ladies face?" Mama looks at him with a very interested look.

"Well... earlier today, madam. I came on Gina's face. It was quite nice." Jeeves always a pro, stands there with a very reserved look on his old, wrinkled face.

"Oh really..." Mama puts the magazine down. A very naughty look on her truly spectacular, radiant, smiling face.

"Yes, madam. She's a very talented cocksucker. James sure knows how to pick them."

"Yes he does. He certainly does. My son is always so correct in all of his decisions. Especially who he hires." Mama slowly walks over to Jeeves, reaching down to cup his crotch.

"Oh yes... always so correct. Mmmmmmmm." She unzips Jeeves' slacks and pulls out his half hard, old wrinkled cock. It may be old. It may be wrinkled. But it's eleven inches long and very thick when it's erect. And Jeeves cums a lot. A whole lot. Watery, but sweet... and a lot.

Mama kneels down and kisses all over that fat, half hard cock. She licks it from base to tip, slowly, softly. Jeeves doesn't move or say a word. He just stands there, silent. Mama looks up at him, smiling so naughty. She wraps those thick, full, wet, pink lips around that huge shaft and goes to work. She slobber all over it and sucks it deep, slow at first. She tickles Jeeves' low hanging, gray haired balls as she sucks him all the way down her throat.

"So good... Mmmmmmmmm." Mama speeds up, sucking harder, licking under the very meaty shaft the entire time. Jeeves still stands there silent.

Mama's long, wavy blonde hair fails around as she bobs on that cock faster and faster. She feels it twitch in her mouth. She looks up at Jeeves, but still nothing. He looks straight ahead, totally silent.

Mama ripples her thick lips up and down that bulging shaft even faster. And she gets what she wants. Jeeves starts cumming in her mouth. His massive, watery load shoots against the back of her throat. Mama gulps down the first mouthful, then pulls his cock out of her mega talented, cum craving mouth, pointing it at her face. Jeeves shoots the rest of his load all over my mother's smiling face. She smiles so wide as all that watery jizz splatters against her white skin. Glob after glob after glob. He cums for an entire minute, non stop. It's dripping everywhere. On to my mother's gray sweater and her legs. All over the brown carpet. Everywhere. And Jeeves still stands there motionless. He finally stops cumming.

"Oh my God... that was amazing, Jeeves." Mama grabs her phone and takes several naughty pics with her posing, Jeeves' cock in her mouth, all of that cum dripping from her face.

"Thank you, madam. You are such a wonderful cocksucker as well." Jeeves still looks ahead.

"Why thank you. And your cum is very sweet. So tasty. Mmmmmmmm." Mama keeps sucking Jeeves dry. She posts her pics on our site so everyone can enjoy how much of a superstar cum slut she really is.

She tags the pics with, "old stud soaks hot mom's very happy face." So true. So very true.

...

"Damn, daddy... you've got the tastiest balls. Mmmmmmmm." I'm chillin' in my room with my girl Baby Cakes. She's an ebony pornstar with super sweet 34DD tits and the sweetest smile you ever saw. I'm teabagging her. My fat balls dipping in her very skilled black mouth one at a time. My massive white dick is laying across her forehead as she dines on my nuts. Damn! That tongue. Those lips. Good God! She can suck some balls!

I relax, straddling her busty chest and smoke. Good ganjah for sure. The smoke fills the room, a very happy smile plastered all over my face. Baby Cakes keeps sucking my nuts. The left one, then the right, her tongue bathing the bottom of 'em so damn perfectly. Oh yeahhhhhh.

We end up fucking, me on top, Baby Cakes' black legs wrapped tight around my waist, pulling me all the way up her super sweet black pussy. I hand her the blunt. She smokes while I suck ravenously on those black 34DDs, squeezing 'em and sucking 'em for ten minutes straight, licking, biting, kissing, motorboating... and voraciously sucking 'em with all my horny might.

My fourteen inch white dick pounds the living shit outta that super squeezing, squirting like a fountain, black pussy of hers.

"POUND ME, DADDYYYYYYYYY!! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GOD YESSSSSSSSSSS!!" Baby Cakes smokes and smiles so fucking sweet, squeezing my waist with those legs, driving me in every possible inch I can come in. Fuck! She can fuck!

I keep sucking those luscious black breasts and keep deep dicking that very beautiful black twat. She cums ten times and I'm still pounding her out, still roughly sucking her jiggly titties.

Of course I get a damn phone call. I look at the number. Fuck! It's important. "Yeah..." Baby Cakes playfully licks and bites my neck as my white monster cock wrecks her constantly creaming black twat over and over and over, violently pounding into her, driving her completely crazy with raw sexual euphoria. She can't stop smiling... and I can't stop fucking.

"Damn! I thought that deal was done. What the fuck is up with him?... Yeah... I know. Shit! I guess I have to go talk to his damn ass again. Fuck! I'll be right there. Yeah..." I hang up, angry.

"Sorry, baby... business calls. Important business." I'm so mad I get up, not even thinking about finishing with Baby Cakes. Damn big business deals. Got a hard ass judge that doesn't wanna do business with us, even though he already agreed to. Fucking crooked ass judges.

I storm off, grabbing my clothes and throwing them on. I head out to Santa Monica in the middle of the fucking night to see this asshole and make him see things our way. Fuck!

"Daddy... you ain't gonna finish?... Dammit! What the fuck?" Baby Cakes lays back on the bed, smoking, frustrated that I didn't finish fucking her.

"Hey... is James around?" Spence knocks on my open door, gawking at my girl on th bed, all laid out, legs spread wide, smoking, and looking so damn fine.

"No... he just ran off and left me hanging. Damn." Baby Cake look out the bay window as she lays on the bed, smoking, not caring if Spence sees her all spread eagle. She rubs her throbbing pussy while she smokes, still very much turned on.

"Well... I mean... if he left you hanging. Well.." Spence walks in, shaking his fat dick, a very naughty smirk plastered all over his chubby white face.

Baby Cakes looks over at him, not interested... but her clit is still throbbing big time as she rubs it fast. "Oh well... gotta make the best of a bad situation, I guess. Get that big ass white dick over here and finish me off, whiteboy." Baby Cakes blows a huge cloud of smoke over at Spence.

He runs over and jumps on top of her on the bed, hurriedly shoving his white donkey dick up her quivering black quim. He fucks her senseless in no time flat. The bed almost breaks from the rapid force Spence fucks Baby Cakes with.

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