"That was awesome, babe."

"Thanks, babe. You were so adorable getting sucked off by Andrea. God, I wanted to switch places with her so bad. Two monster cocks like that from each end. Yum yum."

Kim and I laugh and chill on the way out of the podcast studios, heading home. We walk out of the building and next door to our home. I give her a quick kiss and she heads up to shower and get all of Matt's cum from earlier out of her gorgeous hair.

Kim's got a busy day. She's meeting a new potential partner a little later for a potentially very profitable negotiation. And with Kim's world renowned negotiating skills, I feel pretty damn positive Slutty Living is gonna be having a brand new, big money partner. Cha ching! Oh yeah.

"Yeah?"

"We've got a problem with Rachael Ray. She needs to talk to you before her show."

"Ok... I'll be right over."

So much for relaxing at home. I head back over to the podcast studios next door. Rachael Ray Food Whore is another of our very profitable podcasts. It's also one of my favorite shows. Not just because I've known Rachael for twelve years. Not just because she's one of my favorite fucks... well, truthfully... it's because of that. But it's also because she's got a real hot show. As the name entails, dear Rachael is a food whore. She eats and fucks. Pretty simple, huh? Big fucking money maker, that shown is. A lot of gangbangs and desserts, but also blowjobs and pasta, some piss play and surf and turf. Pretty much anything food... and sex... related. She's the perfect host for the show too. Always hungry... always horny. Perfect.

"Oh my God. Yum yum yum yum yum. So delish."

Rachael's excited to see me. She gives me that trademark Rachael Ray super sweet smile in the mirror in front of her. She's getting her hair and makeup done for the show.

"How's my girl? I heard there's a problem."

I walk up to her, smiling at her in the mirror, and reach down and start playing with her small, jiggly tits through her red silk blouse while she gets all done up. No bra. I love it. Rock hard, thick nipples poking through the thin material though. And I certainly love them.

"No problem. I just wanted you to fuck me before the show. That's all. You don't mind, do you, bossman?"

Rachael gives me her other trademark, a very naughty grin accompanied by playful eyebrow raising as she turns her head to look up at me, making Lisa stop working on her makeup. Rachael keeps naughty grinning, and playfully sticks out her tongue to teasingly lick my crotch through my pants. That sexy food bitch sure knows how to get what she wants.

Lisa starts to walk out as Rachael unzips my pants and fishes out my soft, but still massive dick. I grab her arm, smirk a naughty smirk, and get her to stay. The more the merrier.

As Lisa sucks off my tongue, Rachael sucks off my cock, her tongue dirty dancing down my immense shaft as her beautifully glossy lips slide smoothly down it at the same time. She greedily takes in about eight thick inches of throbbing dick meat.

"Goddddddd... so delish... mmmmmmmmmmmm."

Rachael mumbles around my smooth meat as it slowly plunges down her throat over and over and over. I groan happily into Lisa's mouth as Rachael keeps up her steady, oral dick massage on me. She slobbers all over my dick, lapping it up with her naughty tongue as she skillfully and deliberately sucks down another inch... nine inches deep on my mostly hard fourteen incher.

I end up in the chair with Rachael riding me, facing the mirror and Lisa on her knees under the counter, tossing my salad while she finger bangs Rachael's tight ass.

I rip open Rachael's blouse and manhandle those small, but perky jugs, rolling her fat nips between my fingers, pulling them as far out as they go and shaking them harder and harder as she bounces wildly in my lap. Her badonkadonk butt slams down onto my crotch time after time. Rachael's warm, loving, horny as fuck gets pussy is a cockeater to the enth degree. It devours mine ravenously as it squeezes it and squirts all over it several different times.

"GOD YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!! NEVER STOP FUCKING ME, BABY!! GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!! I CAN'T STOP CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! UMPHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Rachael ain't lying. She cums seven times total. My ass is trembling from Lisa's terrific ass eating display. Her tongue dances around my bowels while she perfectly massages my ready to burst balls with one hand and fists Rachael's thick, Sicilian and Jewish ass with the other, twisting her hand in, popping through Rachael's anal ring, then fist fucking her sexy butt senseless. Rachael screams and creams... three more times. Pussy cream is everywhere, racing down my shaft and balls, dripping all over the red carpet. Fucking beautiful experience.

I jizz hard and fast up Rachael's drenched, well plowed, spasming cunt. She shakes blissfully in my arms as I play with those luscious little jugs, shaking her fat, light brown nips even harder than before. She smiles wide as she lays her sexy, brown haired head back onto my shoulder, kissing my neck non stop... licking it too... as she cums again, moaning in pure delight as I flood her roughly battered cunt with my thick, sticky load. We both groan happily, kissing and tongue sucking our horny brains out.

Lisa pulls my dripping rod out of Rachel's flooded cunt and ravages it, sucking me deep down her throat, gorging herself on my droplets of sperm trickling down her gullet. God... that chick can suck dick.

Lisa licks Rachael's dripping wet slit, sucking it too, then we all share a threeway cummy kiss, tongue sucking like maniacs. I get in some double titty slapping and squeezing while we're making out as well. Fun times in the hair and makeup room.

I put my pants back on and kiss both wet and ready ladies again, then head out to check out the rest of my Slutty Living empire. It's vast. A bunch of slutty businesses, all generating big time profits for me. God, I love my slutty life. (BIG PIMP SLUTTY SMIRK)

"Yeah?"

"Hey, baby. I'm having the best day. I just ass fucked Spence (The King Of Queens) on his desk while everyone watched. It was fucking awesome! Damn... I love my strapons. How's things at home?"

"Ha. Cool here, baby. Thinking about you butt slamming my cousin at the moment. Ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha. It was cool, alright. I caught the horny bastard peeping Kaia in the ladies room, so I pulled him by the ear out to his desk, bent him over, put on my biggest strap on and went to town, butt banging that pasty white dork silly. Woo-hoo! It was fucking awesome!"

My wife Max (2 Broke Girls/Kat Dennings) and I share a good laugh at poor Spence's expense. She loves busting his fat, hairless balls... and his chubby, pasty white ass too apparently.

I dig Max. Smart ass attitude and all. Met her in Brooklyn at a dumpy diner she was a waitress at. It was lust... followed very closely by love... at first sight. I left her a big tip. She gave me her number. We ended up getting high and fucking our brains out in my rental car in the parking lot on a cold winter's night. I didn't even need her number. I wifed her up that same night and brought her back to LA. Yep... I work quick.

All of my women... and everyone I'm friends with... and related too for the most part... work for me in some way.

I like to move my employees around to all of my businesses so they get a feel of everything. Keeps things fresh and freaky too. Makes for a whole ass lot of slutty sexual situations as well. As you can see already.

Max works as a manager/saleswoman at Slutty Autos. She also is a manager of my Slutty Swingers Motel. Much more on that... and all of it's very slutty activities later. She also helps out another wife Penny (The Big Bang Theory/Kaley Cuoco) with Slutty Real Estate. We sell apartments for pretty much everyone. All three businesses are big time earners for me. Oh sweet dollar signs flashing before my eyes. Ha.

We sell new and used cars at Slutty Autos. Max does a great job keeping the cars rolling out of the place. She's a helluva talented... and helluva hot... saleswoman. She loves to fuck too. She's even let Spence fuck her once or twice at work... when she's not chastising him. She blew him for his last birthday. That was something. I think most of the chicks... and a couple of the dudes... Spence is bisexual... at the party just blew or fucked Spence for his birthday in lieu of presents. He definitely didn't mind.

We had clowns and balloons and pony rides and everything. The pony rides were to tease him more than anything else. He tried to ride one of 'em, but it ran off. That was funny as hell. We all enjoyed a huge laugh over that one. Kinda depressing for Spence, but still funny.

I tell Max I'll be right over. I head out to the garage and hop into my favorite Slutty Living van for the ride over to Slutty Autos. Green and gold... and stretched out. Gold shay carpet all over the interior. Even big, gold fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror. Pimp van of vans. I blaze up and turn up the Nugent, blasting it on the surround sound stereo. Retro pimp vibe for yours truly.

Upstairs at home...

Another wife of mine, former WWE Women's Champion The Man Becky Lynch is checking out her naked pregnant form in the full length mirror in her bedroom. We're expecting in about four months. A five months pregnant Becky Lynch is about as hot of a pregnant chick as there is. I'm planning on having a bunch of kids with her. And she's most definitely up for it.

Becky's so freaking beautiful. Long, now soft auburn, light red hair. A more light brownish type of light red. She's posing in different positions as she checks out her baby bump, rubbing lovingly all over it. She smiles like a very happy soon to be mother would. She also likes how much bigger her usually small, but very perky breasts have gotten. A full C cup now.

Becky pulls down on the nipples, watching closely as a couple of drops of milk ooze out. She pulls her full breasts and fat swollen nips to her mouth and lightly licks them, tasting her own sweet milk. She smirks approvingly. It's awesome. I love breastfeeding her already. Can't wait til she gives birth so that I'll have much more delicious titty milk to drink down every day.

(Bumping noises in her closet)

Becky quickly throws on her white silk robe and ties it.

"Who's there?"

She asks in her thick Irish accent. A perturbed look on her gorgeous, take charge face. She looks like she's ready to kick some arse right there in her bedroom.

"I SAID, WHO'S THERE???"

Becky angrily asks again.

Her white closet door slides open and Matt from the podcast earlier meekly steps out. He looks very timidly at a very upset Becky and lowers his head, apologizing profusely.

"I'm so sorry. I really, really am. I didn't mean to creep you out at all. I promise. I... I don't know... I'm. A big fan and I... I'm so sorry, please don't hurt me. I'm now a weirdo. I'm Matt. I'm just a huge fan and I..."

Becky can tell Matt is very scared of her. She give a boss bitch scowl/smirk that justifies that fear. Becky is a bad ass boss bitch and she can turn up the bad ass heat anytime she needs to. It's boiling in her bedroom. And Matt knows it. He shakes, his head lowered, motionless with fear.

Becky looks him over with her angry scowl from a few feet away, arms folded under those now C cup beauties of hers.

"You're that Matt dude from the podcast earlier! The asshole who cums so damn much!"

Becky's thick Irish accent accentuates her disgust at Matt. He feels it and feels even worse about spying on my gorgeous, bad ass lass kicker wife.

"Umm... Yes. I was on the podcast earlier, ma'am. Again, I'm very sorry. Andrea brought me over here to have a snack in the kitchen and we were talking and she told me that you were one of James' wives and I got real excited cause I'm such a big fan of yours. I... I... just thought... I'm so sorry, ma'am. I really am. I'm so sorry."

Andrea bringing random people over to a house she doesn't live in. The disadvantage of having a pretty liberal, open door policy on people that work for me coming over to my home all the time.

Matt's nervousness excites Becky. She's feeding off of it. She smirks very confidently, still upset, but not wanting to beat the living piss out of ol' scared Matt anymore.

"You're a big fan, huh?"

"Yes. A huge fan. You're my favorite wrestler ever. Man or woman."

Matt raises his head to give Becky a timid smile, then lowers it quickly to not upset her further.

Becky chuckles in a mocking fashion, very much enjoying how nervous and scared she's making Matt. She gets off on being a bad ass boss bitch and Matt is realizing that fully right freaking now.

"So you're the guy with the little itty bitty dick than cums a ton, huh?"

Becky's Irish accent is getting Matt very excited. He's enjoying being dominated verbally by her as well.

"Yes."

Becky walks up to Matt, slowly encircling him, looking him over from head to toe. Matt stands there, motionless, scared to say or do anything. The fear is causing his dick to twitch in his pants though. The tension is very thick... and Becky is milking it perfectly. God, I love that Irish boss bitch. She walks back around to his front and stops.

"Take it out."

"Ummm...huh?"

"Take your little weiner out... NOW!"

Becky snaps in her thick accent, then slaps Matt in the face. An angry look plastered all over that beautiful Irish lass kicker face. She stares him down dead center, inches from his face.

Matt swallow hard and obeys, fumbling with his zipper, then pulling out his small penis. Nothing to brag about at all, but Becky already knows what he's known for. She looks down at the little dick, then back up at Matt, a very stern scowl on her face.

"Well... let's see ya work that little thing, bitch!"

Matt is thrown off by Becky's angry look, but turned on at the same time by his all time favorite wrestler being mere inches from him... in only a silk bathrobe. He knows not to waste Becky's time though so he starts jerking his dick while Becky continues to scowl angrily at him.

"I guess you'll need some inspiration you little chubby punk, so..."

Becky opens her robe letting Matt ogle her gorgeous, bigger boobs and her baby bump. Clean shaven twat too. He groans in delight from the amazingly sexy sight. He also continues jerking his rock hard dick while he stares intensely at Becky's awesomely curvaceous, pregnant body.

Becky notices Matt's gigantic nuts. They raise her eyebrows with interest. She's still scowling at him, but her nipples are throbbing so she's enjoying the masturbatory show... even though she won't let him know that. She's got her hands on her hips, her swollen breasts, dripping sweet milk from her throbbing nips are jutting out from her very fit chest. Becky's still in great shape even with a five month baby bump. She's still a smokin' hot piece of premium Irish ass.

Matt can't stop staring at Becky's dripping nips as he jerks his cock faster and faster, his excitement racing throughout his pudgy, 19 year old body. Becky gives him a very cocky smirk, her hands still on her sleek hips. She can see precum pouring out of that five inch, thumping hard dick. She knows he's gonna shoot his humungous wad any second. She watches his gigantic nuts throb too, another signal he's ready to explode.

Matt signals he is too, grunting wildly and leaning his head back. Becky just stands there.

"OH FUCK!!"

Matt shouts, his wad erupting from his cum volcano with such intense fury. Glob after glob of semen shooting everywhere, splashing Becky's entire body as she stands there, smirking and growling at him. She doesn't move a muscle. She stands there the whole time, motionless, taking the entire cum shower, perfectly no selling the entire thing.

Cum keeps cumming, shooting over Becky's shoulders onto her bed. A couple of globs hit the ceiling, hanging off obscenely. A glob splashes the lamp beside Becky's bed and one hits the totally awesome, neon nude painting of her above her bed. It runs down her face and chest on the painting. She looks back at it and keeps smirking, a slight chuckle emanating from her.

"Sorry."

Matt apologizes when he's finished. He stands there, head down, still very nervous. Becky stands in front of him, dead serious, dripping with sperm. It's running off of her from every angle. She shakes her hands, then wipes her eyes, looking at herself. She licks her right hand, then smirks again.

"Not bad, punk. That's a helluva lotta jizz."

"Thanks. I'm so sorry, again... for everything."

Matt's still nervous as fuck, not knowing if he should look Becky in the eye or not. She walks over to her bed into her bathroom and grabs a towel to dry off, walking back into the bedroom as she cleans the cum off of her amazingly gorgeous, pregnant body. She wipes her face, then her chest and belly, then her arms and hands, then her legs, finally tossing the towel to Matt.

"There... a souvenir for ya. Since you're such a huge fan."

Matt looks up just in time to see Becky give him a still very cocky, bad ass boss bitch... but now, also slightly sweet... sneer. He smiles back at her. So happy getting to cum all over his dream woman.

"Good aim at the painting. Ha."

Becky chuckles, still cocky smirking. Matt chuckles too, softly.

"Thanks. It's so beautiful... just like you."

"Thanks... now get the fuck outta ma room, wanker."

Becky orders in that super sexy, thick Irish accent of hers, winking, smirking, and half smiling at Matt, who smiles back appreciatively at her for being so cool about everything. He also obeys and runs off, dick jumping in front of him as he does. Becky chuckles, shaking her head, still sneering and half smiling, then heads for the shower, taking off her cum splashed robe and tossing it onto her cum splashed bed. It's cum city, bitches... all over her and her bedroom. Ha ha ha.

Matt's got one helluva story to tell his buddies about his all time favorite wrestler now. Oh yeah.

Over at Slutty Autos...

"Heyyyyyy, honey."

One of my newest wives, former Mob Wives star Karen Gravano greets me as I walk in the front door. She's a saleswoman here at Slutty Autos... among other jobs she does for me. She walks over and hugs me tight, kissing... and licking... my neck and left cheek. I sneak in a phat booty squeeze. She's got a helluva phat booty to squeeze too. Huge ass titties also. All natural from head to toe. Those huge jugs of hers rub my chest so beautifully, tingling my pierced nipples perfectly. I look her over. Skin tight, very low cut and short green dress and heels. Awesome cleavage on full display. Fucking hot!

"Hey, baby. How's things down here?"

"Great, sweetheart. I saw Max butt bang Spence on his desk earlier. That was awesome. And I've sold two cars already today. So two big commissions. How's my man?"

We hold hands, walking over to the showroom floor, chit chatting. Karen's super happy about the two big commissions from the sales. They get a 25% commission for each sale on top of their salary. Karen sold two Mercedes at 100K apiece. So that's fifty grand... and its not even lunchtime.

You can see why we all love Slutty Autos so much. Ha ha ha.

Max is putting on the hard sell to a customer. An old guy looking at a 2021 Range Rover. Beautiful car. All chrome. Very rare... and very expensive. (Boss smirk)... Max waves over at me and blows me a sexy ass kiss. I wave back, looking her over, grinning and groaning.

Good God, she's gorgeous. Tight white business suit, coat open to her waist. White bra underneath, no blouse. Her 34DDs are jutting out, almost spilling out of her lacy bra. Black heels. Her long, dark hair so perfectly wavy and smooth. Those ruby red, thick, luscious lips so wet. FUCK! I wanna bang her freaking brains out right there, but I stay calm and hang with Karen, watching Max do her thing with the customer.

While I'm chilling with my hotties at Slutty Autos, Hoda Kotb is doing another job of hers she does for me. She's back at the studios on my property filming another Faceblasters With Hoda movie for Slutty Porno. One of my personal favorite businesses. My mom Kelly (Kelly Madison) runs it for me. She's producing the series with Hoda.

"OK, Hoda. Just like that. You look so beautiful right there."

"Awww... thank you so much, Kelly."

Mom smiles sweetly at Hoda, who's on her knees waiting for a cock to come in and cum on her. The series is very simple. Hoda takes a bunch of facials from random cocks. Some movies have a build up/story, others don't. This one is just random facials, no story. Mom's planning on four or five facials for Hoda in this one.

"OK... Steve..."

Mom looks down at her clipboard for the random cock's name. Steve grins, jerking himself off to get close.

"Nice cock."

"Thanks. Wanna fluff it?"

Mom laughs, a boss bitch grin on her perfect, 53 year old milf face.

"No thanks. (Bursting his bubble real quick)... Step up to Hoda and cum all over that beautiful, smiling face whenever you can... OK people... were ready to shoot! Places everyone!"

My amazingly gorgeous, blonde mom directs the crew perfectly, sitting confidently in her director's chair with her name on the back.

"OK... ACTION."

Steve steps up to Hoda, who's smiling wide, so radiant and sweet. She licks out her tongue to tease Steve, lapping at his wide open piss slit. She gets a nice slimy coating of precum on her naughty tongue for her efforts.

Steve's hand blazes up and down his twitching shaft as Hoda licks his precum off of his dick. She winks at him... and that's it. It's jizzin' time.

Steve grunts and groans, and shakes as he presses his rock hard, jumping white dick onto Hoda' beautifully smiling Egyptian-American face.

His cum doesn't explode out, it oozes out, like a calm volcano. Globs of thick, creamy cum pour out onto Hoda's happy, cum craving face, hitting her nose and even her left eye as Steve excitedly pushes his cock up her very sexy face as he cums, grunting even louder the more he cums. His body jerks and shakes the whole time.

Mama makes sure the all of the cameras zoom in tight to get a really close shot of the big facial from every possible angle. She watches closely, chewing on her pen with a naughty smile on those full, delectable lips of hers. Wet, hot pink lipstick and all.

"UHHHHH!! FUCK!! UHHHHH!! ARGHHHHHH!!"

Steve keeps up the grunting as he finishes cumming. Thick cum runs all over Hoda's face. That bright white fluid slowly runs from her forehead, to her nose, to her cheeks, to her lips and chin. Awesome sight. Great facial.

Hoda keeps smiling, sucking Steve clean, her tongue teasing his dick as it laps quickly at the sensitive underside of his continually twitching, seven and a half inch rod. Her rosey red lips tightly clamp down on his cock and drag quickly up and down it as she sucks out every last drop of cum he's got left in him.

The crew applauds, mom too. Steve wipes his brow and waves, pumping his fist too. Hoda waves also, kissing Steve's cock as she lets it slip outta her cum hungry mouth. She smiles sweetly up at Steve and licks all around her cum covered lips, lapping up as much creamy jizz as she can to immediately suck down. Hoda's a world renowned cum slut... and we all love her for it.

"Great job guys! Hoda... you're amazing as always."

Hoda sweetly smiles over at my mother.

"Steve... thank you. Next cock... step up! Cover this horny bitch again!"

Mama laughs as Steve walks off, replaced by another, smaller dick. She directs all of the action so smoothly and effortlessly.

Hoda wipes her face clean with a towel and the makeup chick walks over quickly to get her face ready for facial number two. God... I love the porn business.

Back at Slutty Autos...

"GODDDDDDDDDDD!! FUCK ME, DADDYYYYYYYYYY!! YES!! WHEW!!"

Karen's enjoying my pussy plowing from behind, throwing her head around in ecstasy and all. Got so horny looking at Max that I bent Karen over right there in front of everyone and started big dick slangin' up her silky smooth, and totally shaved Italian-American twat.

"COULDN'T EVEN WAIT FOR ME."

Max yells out, blowing a big bubble with her bubblegum and popping it. She's grinning over at me and watching us while her customer alternates between watching us, and staring up close at Max's amazing cleavage.

Gripping Karen's full, curvy hips and banging away, fourteen inches of big dick fury drilling all the way against her uterus. Bang bang bang on it.

Karen's shaking, and squirting nonstop. Got a big puddle of pussy cream on the marble floor under us. First class all the way here at Slutty Autos.

Her phat ass titties are flopping wildly. I pulled 'em out of her overstuffed white bra and dress, molested 'em for a couple of minutes, then let 'em hang free while I pussy plowed her senseless in front of everybody. They're taking pictures and filming it. An extra bonus of shopping with us. Free, live porn.

I close my eyes and cum so deep, so hard, so freaking incredibly up Karen's quivering cunt. It's shaking around my massive meat, gripping and pumping it, sucking out all that creamy cum. I pump it all in there, flooding her pussy, the overflow joining her sweet milky cum on the floor under us.

I pull Karen up and back to me, kissing her passionately as I roughly grope her huge titties. Mmmmmmm. So soft and heavy. Gorgeous, gorgeous tan cans. I flick the fat brown nips with my thumbs, rubbing down them, then cupping both, huge mammary orbs in my hands and squeezing hard. Karen moans happily into my mouth as she violently sucks off my very happy tongue.

"WOOHOO!! YEAH!!"

Max cheers us on from across the sprawling showroom floor. She's letting the old guy happily motorboat her awesome cleavage to finalize the sale. My girl's the best. Our top salesperson.

Back at the Slutty Porno studios...

Hoda gets up and runs off naked to the showers, covered in jizz. She just finished taking her sixth... one more than expected... facial. The last three were the biggest loads. Mama decided to have Hoda keep it all on her the whole time so all of that thick white dick cream is running down, all over Hoda's silky smooth caramel skin... great contrast... as she hurriedly heads to the showers.

"That's one cum hungry slut."

My mother playfully tells herself as she looks over her notes, relaxing in her chair on set. She takes off her black reading glasses and softly chews on one end, thinking about a big new project she's been mulling over recently. She hasn't told me about it yet... or even Kim who oversees everything for me. She's my mom, and a porn icon so I trust her naughty self completely.

She calls my older sister... fellow porn legend... Gianna Michaels and talks it over with her.

"Hey, sweetie. I have an idea for a new project. I haven't mentioned it to your brother yet, though. Would you be up for it? I promise you'll enjoy it."

"Sure, mama. I'm always up for a good, slutty fuck."

Gianna and mama share a nice mother/daughter naughty laugh on the phone. I do wonder what she has in mind though. Hmmmm...

Back at Slutty Autos...

"Thank you... and enjoy (handing the old guys the keys)... your new Range Rover. Thank you for shopping Slutty Autos. Have a great day."

Max smiles away as the old guy gets in his new car and drives off. She's mostly smiling in the parking lot as she walks back into the showroom because she's thinking about how to spend that 30 grand commission she just earned. We make you smile every mile... here at Slutty Auto. I like that slogan. Max came up with it.

"My handsome, gorgeous, sweet, adorable husband."

Max gives me the biggest kiss ever, tongue dancing included, while she lovingly rubs my face with both hands. She's happy so I'm definitely happy.

"God... you're such a great kisser."

Max keeps up the charm, sucking off my tongue while I grin and grope her luscious cans. She wraps her arms around my neck and jumps into my arms, sucking away on my tongue. I'm grinning and groping away on those all natural 34DDs the whole time too.

"Another sale."

Max says, kissing me again, smiling all naughty in between awesome kisses.

"Great job, babe. You're the best in the biz."

"Mmmmmm...(naughty lip licking by my gorgeous, horny wife)... you too, baby."

We chuckle and kiss... and titty grope. Spence happens to walk up to us. He's rubbing his ass, looking a little down. Max and I look at him, then each other... and laugh. Poor guy got an unexpected anal workout at work. Ha.

"I... ummm... I sold another car. The van we've been trying to sell for a year."

Spence looks at us all frustrated and down. He's our top used car salesman. He's really good at moving the older autos out.

"I got $8,000 for it."

"Good job, Spence. That's 2Gs for ya."

Max slaps him on the back, a mocking grin on those amazingly gorgeous, red lips of hers.

"Thanks." Spence thanks her, unable to look at Max.

"You're not still upset about earlier are you? I mean, I did suck your dick for your birthday, dumbass."

Max makes a good point as we start making out again. Those lips drive me wild. Most kissable lips in the automotive sales business. Definitely. (Kiss happy smirk)

"Yeah... but..."

"Yeah... I did your but... (we laugh)... so what? You were peeping my sister in law. She's 18. Geesh."

"Still... it hurt."

Spence waddles off, all bowlegged. Max and I share another laugh at his expense... then tongue fuck, and titty grope some more.

Over at our offices on the compound...

"I'm glad we can finish up these negotiations today, William. I think you will find Slutty Air is the best airline to invest in. We're very focused on customer... and investor... service."

Kim the master negotiator is finalizing a deal with William Burns. He's a Texas oil billionaire with an airline fetish. He's invested in a bunch of them and now he wants to try Slutty Air. Fly the friendly fucking skies of Slutty Air... and you'll always cum back for more. Our catchy little slogan. A little risqué for some, but right to the point so I dig it.

"I think this can be a very mutually beneficial investment for all of us, Kim."

William sits back on Kim's white leather couch in her office, legs crossed with a scotch in hand. A sly sneer on his grizzled 70 year old face.

Kim sits in her plush, white leather chair to his left. She crosses, then slowly uncrosses those silky smooth gams of hers. She's wearing a white wraparound mini dress. Very tight and very short. White pumps too. Her long, dark hair shines perfectly with the light, her brown eyes sparkling through her burnt orange tinted designer shades. A truly perfect woman. From head to toe.

William unbuttons his dark gray suit jacket, getting a little more comfortable. She sips his scotch as he checks out my true goddess of a wife. He likes what he sees... obviously.

"So... are you ready to sign on the dotted line and make this official, William?"

Kim calmly asks, her right leg pumping over her left as she patiently waits for an answer. William is transfixed on Kim's rocking leg. So smooth and absolutely flawless. She's flawless from head to toe and I'm sure he's hoping he gets to see that proof up close for himself.

"Well..."

"Is there a problem?"

"No... not really. I'm just a very meticulous man. I'm thinking about all of the little details first."

William smirks confidently at Kim, another sip of his scotch and he's getting real comfy on Kim's office couch.

She catches his drift quickly. Kim's been through a bunch of HARD negotiations so she's used to it.

"So... what do I have to do to calm your nerves?"

Kim traces her right forefinger slowly across her very ample cleavage, slowly down to her waist as William watches closely, where she unties her dress, ready for the HARD negotiations to commence.

"I think we're both on the same wavelength here. We should be able to wrap this up pretty quickly."

William leers, unzipping his slacks and fishing out his fat old weiner, letting it rest in the open between his legs. He sits back on the beautiful couch, very cocky, finishing his scotch. A huge grin on his confident, mature face.

"Hopefully not too quickly."

Kim teases as she looks over William's old cock, then standing up and dropping her dress. William takes it all in. Kim Kardashian nude, about two feet away from him. Shades and pumps only on her very shapely body.

Meanwhile, over at Slutty Real Estate...

"YES... I KNOW! JESUS! I KNOW!!"

Penny slams the phone down.

"UHHHHH!! STUPID ZONING LAWS!!"

She's in her office, obviously very upset at all of the hoops and hurdles that come with running a real estate agency. The hottest one in southern California as a matter of fact.

Penny runs Slutty Real Estate for me. She does an outstanding job. As I mentioned earlier. Max helps her out. Others do too. It's a big happy horny family here at Slutty Living. Everybody helps out everybody.

"What's up, baby cakes?"

Another employee of mine, Stanley is a sleazy, fat, obnoxious large guy that's also the landlord at my apartment complex... of course, Slutty Apartments. Slutty Real Estate's offices are at the complex so Penny and Stanley run into each other all the time... to Penny's dismay.

"Don't call me baby cakes, you giant turd! Damnnnn! I've got to deal with the zoning people and you too. I need a vacation!"

Penny's extra frustrated at the moment. It doesn't deter Stanley at all.

"Just show 'em your sweet tits, baby.

Stanley's sneers, shaking his crotch in his baggy white Bermuda shorts. He's sweaty and hairy... and pissing off Penny.

"I would, fuckwad... but I think they're gay. Damn!"

"C'mon, baby... you need to relax. You're too damn tense."

Stanley walks up behind Penny, who's at her desk and starts massaging her shoulders. His big, rough hands man handle her smooth, tan shoulders.

"GET OFF!!"

Penny slaps his big hands away and jumps up, scowling angrily at him, then storming over to her brown leather couch across the room. She flops down and huffs and puffs for a few seconds, then pours herself a glass of wine, quickly gulping it down, and pouring herself another, angry about everything.

Stanley stands there behind Penny's desk and leers at her, all perverted and sleazy... his trademark combo. She shakes her head and looks away from him, hands on her crossed legs. She gulps down the rest of her second glass of red wine and pours another. Penny's solution to stress and frustration at work... drinking... alot.

"C'mon baby... let's fuck. It's a great stress reliever."

Penny gives Stanley a disgusted sneer and gulps down half of her third glass of wine. She's starting to relax... a tad.

"Oh God."

Penny shakes her head again as Stanley pulls out his morbidly obese dick... and jiggles it for her. She can't believe how bad her day's going so far. She can't stand Stanley and his sleazy, overbearing pig personality. Always interesting pairings here at Slutty Living.

Penny finishes the third glass of red wine and takes a deep breath, legs rocking, her hands resting on them, as she wonders what I'm doing.

Back at Slutty Autos... in the back of our most expensive Phantom...

"God... what a fucking cock. Mmmmmmm."

"It sure is. And so tasty too."

Max and Karen share a naughty giggle as they titty double team my fourteen inches in the back of a 400K Rolls Royce. Their on their knees on either side of me, pressing four of the greatest tits ever nice and tight on my cock, pumping it with all of 'em. They're licking and sucking the bulbous, mushroom crown as it glides across their precum glazed lips as well. Oh fuck yeahhhh.

I drink some champagne and chill, eyes closed as the customers walk wound and watch. The car were in is the middle of the showroom floor so we're visible to everyone. People are walking around the car, watching and taking pics, filming the double titty fuck too... and Spence is even trying to sell them a car as well. Fucking and making money... the absolute best combo. Swagg Pimp Livin'.

My creamy cum starts flying and my blue eyes start crying from the intensely beautiful sensations racing from my balls to my head, back down to feet and back up to my fat ass meat. Four big ass titties jerk it out and two slutty mouths suck it off their jizzy melons. Max and Karen kiss and cumswap and keep licking each big, jiggly titty jizzless.

Fucking beautiful afternoon at the car lot. We all share a big ol' cummy kiss and some Cristal, chillin' like three horny villians in the back of the pimped out Phantom. Champagne and cum for everyone! Oh hell yeah.

As we finish up our day at Slutty Autos, Kim finishes up her HARD negotiations with a sweet titty fuck of her own...

"God... your breasts are so beautiful. And sooooo fuckable too. Yeah!!"

"Mmmmmm... so is your cock."

Kim teases, from her knees, winking up at William as she holds her DDs nice and tight around his fat dick, jerking it off with them as William pounds 'em hard and fast on the couch. She playfully licks at Williams thumping crown as it passes by her lips, barely touching it, but driving ol' William wild with titty pounding delight.

He slaps those firm jugs, pounding 'em harder and harder, his old butt coming up off of the big sofa each thrust. He grunts and groans, his cock thumps and pumps out the precum, glazing Kim's gorgeous breasts with a shiny layer of slimy fluid.

She playfully bites his shaft.

"OH God!"

That's enough. William shoots his wad, surprisingly thick and not watery at all. It pumps out onto Kim's firm, lush jugs in four long globs. She smiles so naughty the whole time, blowing William a slutty kiss as he finishes cumming. His pounding cock brushes against Kim's right cheek as his ass is completely off of the couch.

"Very nice, William. Very nice..."

Kim laps at William's old twitching rod, a mere inch from it.

"... indeed."

Kim blows him another kiss.

""So... do we have a deal?"

Kim teasingly asks the question even though they both already know the answer.

"We sure do, baby. We sure do."

William takes a deep breath and falls back on the couch, worn out and grinning. Kim. Hands him the contract and reaches for a towel, cleaning her perfect jugs as William puts pen to paper. Another successful negotiation for my queen. The negotiating queen.

That's Slutty Living for ya. Making money and having all kinds of fucking fun doing it... literally. Ha. See ya next time. Stay tuned for another edition of Slutty Living... with much more on Penny and Stanley and Spence and the rest of us... and two slutty spinoffs, Slutty Porno and Slutty Wrestling. Cumming soon. Peace and sweet pussy grease, bitches.