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12/12/2020 

Freak City, Bitches Ch. 1
Category: Roleplay Stories

New series...Very similar to Slutty Living with a few, freakier changes... Hedonism and freaky hijinx galore... Freak City, Bitches!

"God, she's beautiful with cum all over her face."

"Mmmmhmmmm."

Kaia's smiling and so am I. My baby sister just took a fat facial from yours truly, capping off her first appearance for Freak City Porno.

Damn... she's beautiful. Smiling so sweet. Cum slowly cascading down her perfect face. That super sweet smile being bombarded by all that thick, gooey dick slime. Her blonde hair soaked with creamy, high protein goodness. I saved up a huge load especially for her. She's so radiant. So sweet. So sexually innocent, but perfectly slutty at the same time. Her cum glazed face glowing bright with carnally induced happiness. Such a sweetheart.

"Thanks, big bro. MWAH!" Kaia blows me a very crummy, very loving kiss, from her knees, looking up at me with such incest driven love. 18 and already a freaky star.

Kaia looks right at the camera, throwing up the double deuces and makes me smile even wider. "Mmmmmm... Freak City, Bitches!" She says the freaky phrase that pays and blows a slutty kiss to the camera as she blissfully licks the spongy, cum glazed tip of my very happy dick. Love that sweet ass 18 year old chick.

We've gotten so many requests from our super horny fan base for Kaia to be in our movies. She's super duper fine. From beautiful blonde head, to beautiful pink toenail polished toe. Thin frame and huge natural titties just like our mother. GOD DAMN! AWESOME FUCKING TITTIES!

They see her and go nuts for her at our appearances and fan outings. Everybody wants to get a pic, and a hug from my absolutely stunning sister. Gotta keep security around her to fend off all the extra horned up horndogs though.

Our mother Kelly (Kelly Madison) talked me into putting her in our movies. She's great at doing that by the way. (Naughty grin)... It's a family business so it made sense... and God... I love fucking my sister, on camera or off... all of 'em.

Mama's in our movies. Our queen mother of Freak City Porno. She runs the porn division for Freak City Inc. The parent... very freaky, incest lovin' parent... company. Gotta keep this shit freak city, baby. Incest, interracial, bondage, piss, pregnant whore gangbangs, public sluttiness, drunk gloryholes, double hole fistings... even triple holes from time to time. Dick puking, beer enemas, role playing fucked up fantasy sex, domination, real life pimping, celebrities out the wazoo doing all kinds of fucked up freaky shit... we got it all and more, baby cakes... and we even got her. Freak City, Bitches!

"Awesome, baby. You too, my sweet Kaia." Mama comes over and kisses Kaia, softly squeezing her 30F titties, then me. She hugs me from behind, her perfect blonde head on my shoulder. "My man is so wonderful. Thank you for letting Kaia be in our movies, sweetheart. Mama loves you so very much." She smiles so sweet, hugging me tight. Those 34FFs dance all over my back, teasing me so nice. My mother the perfect, naughty angel.

"Anything for you, my love." I kiss her head groaning happily as Kaia lovingly licks and sucks me cum free. She makes my legs shake in delight from her continued ball tickling. She knows that little trick from our previous, off camera shenanigans.

I have the most awesome family. The most beautiful mother. The sexiest sisters. Every female in my family is hot and horny as fuck! God bless horny DNA.

Over at Freak City Autos...

Another wife of mine Drita (Mob Wives) is the manager of Freak City Autos. It's another one of our freaktastic divisions. Very, very profitable too. Smack dab on Sunset in West Hollywood. We move our employees around to different divisions, but Drita spends a good amount of time at the auto dealership. She's a top notch manager/salesperson. A super fine boss bitch too. And I hear the owner loves her. (Owner pimp grin)

"Why are you moping around so fucking much? Get it the fuck together, Spence (The King Of Queens)." Drita laying down the law to my best buddy since childhood.

"You're always so mean to me. I mean..." Spence looks all frustrated, looking away from Dirta, who's sitting at her desk looking over the newest lease contract. She yanks off her reading glasses... and looks pretty frustrated her freaking self.

"Are you fucking serious, motherfucker??"

"Well... yeah. I mean... I work hard here. I've sold three cars this week, but you always yell at me. It makes me feel bad." Spence getting all pouty.

Drita calms herself, restraining herself from punching Spence in the face. She puts on her best fake smile and tries to be nice. "I appreciate your hard work, Spence. If I yell, it's only because I want things to go as smoothly as possible. We sell a lot of cars and I don't want that to change."

"I know, but it hurts." Spence lowers his head as he stands in front of Drita's desk, all sad and mopey.

Drita once again calms herself, taking a deep breath and adding her charm to the fake smile. "Didn't I suck your cock for your birthday? I think everybody that works here did. Male and female. That was my idea, by the way." Drita gives Spence a real sweet/real fake smile. Damn... she's beautiful. Fake smile or not.

"Yeah... that was awesome. Thank you. You give the best blowjob. It's just hard for me getting yelled at, at work all the time. I'm sensitive. It starts affecting my work after awhile. I'm sorry. I just want to do the best job for you... and for James." Spence gives Drita a nice smile... filled with self pity and a tinge of happy horniness.

Drita doesn't wanna disappoint me and lessen our sales output so decides to use a well known and very effective motivational tool to keep Spence's work performance from weakening. She ramps up the fake charm and smile and...

"How about this? See that Mercedes sedan over there?" Drita points to the tricked out burgundy Mercedes to her left, on the showroom floor. She keeps smiling at Spence, making him relax.

"Yeah... it's been our toughest car to sell. The price has turned off a few customers."

"Yes... I know. If you manage to sell that, I'll..." Drita takes a deep breath, cool calm and fake collected. "I'll let you fuck me on my desk, right here... in front of everyone." She leans back in her chair, calmly breathing to stay chill even though she can't believe she's offering that, but still very confident in her motivational skills.

Spence's beady eyes almost pop outta his head. He's wanted to fuck Drita forever. She's only blown him a couple of times though. Twice on his birthday and once at an office Christmas party where she got stone cold drunk. I think he fucked her beautiful titties too. Spence was dressed up like Santa. Short, half drunk, and fat... a little extra padding needed for that. He's just chubby. We filmed it, but kept it for personal use only.

"YOU GOT IT! I'LL DO IT!" Spence blurts out with intense excitement. He grins from ear to ear... and even sweats... a Spence specialty... a little. His beady eyes beam bright, ready to go sell that $180,000 car. It's fully tricked out and suped up. It's worth the price tag. One bad ass super sedan for sure.

Drita shakes her head, chuckling to herself at Spence's gung ho attitude to sell the car... and fuck her silly. She puts her glasses back on and looks over another contract as Spence starts to walk off.

"Can I fuck your ass too?" Spence looks back at Drita with a very excited and very hopeful funny look on his pasty white, sexually obsessed, and quite dorky face.

Drita looks up at him, all boss bitch and all, and shakes her head again, chuckling once more. "Pushy little bastard." She says under her breath, to herself.

"Yes... if you sell the car... AT FACE VALUE... NO DEALS... you can fuck my ass. OK?" Drita does a great job of maintaining her cool. Another fake smile for Spence.

"YES!!!" Spence pumps his fist and jumps n the air, very excited to get the sale done, and get his fat dick all up in that tight, very firm, and very perfect butt of Drita's. He hurries off to find a customer.

Drita smiles for real, shaking her head again. She does love the lustful excitement from ol' Spence to fuck her gorgeous brains out. She loves turning people on... male or female. Fucking her staff... possibly in this case... is one of her best... and most enjoyable... motivational tactics.

...

A little later up in my hometown Van Nuys...

"Damn, dude. Dat honey's gonna get it good. Got my strap close and I'm ready to pounce." My best buddy Latifah (Queen Latifah) and I are smoking, chillin'... vibin' real nice on her back porch white steps. Puffing and passing, enjoying the beautiful day... the chill way.

Most of our porn studios are up in Van Nuys. I've also built a nice little naughty hood around it on the property. Working class homes. Nice and cozy. Got a pimp ass trailer park here too. It's all for the vibe and freaky atmosphere. Kinda trashy, but chill. We film a lot outside here. Got a lake and woods up here for our horror porn type stuff. It's real nice up here. Cool peeps. Cool times. And a ton of freaky sex.

Don't tell the 5-0, but I got a nice little drug and liquor biz running outta here too. And my favorite aunt/dear wife Beth (Beth Chapman) runs the security. She's head of all Freak City Inc security, but keeping this place secure is one of her top priorities. She keeps a close eye on me too. Love that 38F honey so freaking much.

Beth's got a bunch of help. Freak City Inc's got a butt load of employees. Everything is run by my main wife/queen Kim Kardashian. I'm the owner, but I like to delegate authority so I can have my free time to be a happy hedonist. Pursuing my kinky, carnal pleasure is definitely my favorite thing in life.

Anyway... Latifah's sitting on the white wood back steps. I'm standing up, leaning against the house, my right foot in between her legs. I tickle her black lesbian twat a little through her tight black jeans. That gets an approving smirk from my very busty girl... sexy ass black cornrows and all.

We've been friends almost as long as Spence and I. She's a lesbian... and I love lesbians... especially fucking 'em so we make a perfect duo. She gives up the chocolate twat for me... and some random other dicks when the mood strikes... or I ask her to do somebody. I'm always getting bitches to fuck somebody. Swinging is my life. I freaking love getting other people to fuck... when I'm not fucking 'em myself, of course. (Smokey pimp smirk)

Latifah got her eye on a neighbor. She's being careful cause her girl don't know about her cheating. She's inside taking a bath so Latifah's relaxed, ogling Aryana. She's another of my honeys. Sweet, black and fine. A real dime. Curvy frame. D cup jugs. Nice, phat, smackable ass. Badonkadonk city, baby. Latifah's got good taste.

"Hey, baby." Anita, Latifah's sexy ass mom walks up and kisses her, then turns her pretty eyes on me.

"Damn... you get finer every time I see you, baby. Some sweet white chocolate right there. Mmmm Mmmm!" Anita kisses me, reaching down to squeeze my rather nice ass too. Mmmm. I love that. She keeps squeezing, sucking on my tongue for a minute. Latifah laughs, puffing, then passing to me.

"Damn, mama."

"I can't help it. This is the finest looking man I've ever seen. All blonde and beautiful. Got me all wet and everything already. Like always." Anita smiles at me, kissing my left cheek. I smile back and pass her the blunt. Sexy bitch. I reach over and get in a quick titty squeeze on her fine ass, mixed chocolate titties too. Big ass jugs. Definitely where her daughter got 'em from. Black is definitely beautiful... especially when it comes to titties.

"When you gon' marry me, James? You got all dem other wives. Marry my black ass. I'll cook for ya. Clean for ya. And fuck your pretty white brains out, any time... any where. Hahaha." Anita laughs, puffs, then passes to Latifah. I laugh. I dig that funny black milf hoochie.

"Mama crazy." Latifah takes a big toke on the blunt and leans back on the steps, checking out Aryana who's talking to a friend next door. Anita checks her out too. I do also. Fine black pussy. Super fine. And a friend. She moved away, then moved back recently so we kinda fell outta touch for awhile. I hired her when she came back though. And Latfiah's been done had her horny lesbian eyes all over her since then.

"Damn... some sweet pussy right there." Anita says. She's bisexual so she's checking her out real close too.

"She's mine, mama." Latifah passes to me, a cocky, horny ass smirk on that sexy chocolate face.

"She's James'. He's done fucked that bitch silly, baby. You know when you get that bomb ass dick, you hooked forever." Anita blows me a sexed up kiss as I pass her the blunt, grinning and blowing her a smokey kiss back. Sweet lady. A great fuck too. I've fucked her and Latifah together many times. Damn! It's so good! Two hot ass, big titty chocolate pussy lovers gettin' ass banged by the king pimp. Fucking awesome! Several of our little trysts are up on our site too. Freak City, Bitches! For life.

"Aryana." I wave her over. She smiles at me and finishes talking to her friend, then heads over to me.

"Heyyyyyy, baby. It's great to see you again." She puts her arms around my neck and kisses me, tongue fucking and all. I slap and squeeze that phat black booty through her white booty shorts.. no panties... while we tongue fuck and swap spit. Anita and Latifah smoke and watch, looking at each other, eyebrows raised. I give 'em a thumbs up and laugh at 'em as Aryana and I keep kissing.

"Hey Anita. Hey Latifah." Aryana greets them. Standing in front of me, grinding that gorgeous rump all over my crotch. I put my left arm around her curvy black waist and enjoy it, taking the blunt, puffing, then putting it in Aryana's mouth, playfully shaking my eyebrows at Latifah and Anita. Great day.

As we chill at Latifah's pad, Kim's talking with a big money client in her home office...

"Yes, Harold.... OK... Harry. Yes... Freak City Air has the hottest stewardesses. We make sure of all of our customers are very well taken care of. I promise you will enjoy your flight very, very much. We will take extra special care of you. I promise. Hmmm? Well... I don't usually work the flights myself. I have a lot of other work to do. I appreciate you're such a big fan of mine. That's very sweet. But..... How much did you say? And you want me to work the flight to take care of you... and your friends? Oh really? Hmmmm... that's quite an offer, but I can't...... Harry... I'm very busy......... is that a sold offer? No other strings? I'll think about it. I promise. I'll think very hard about it. It's very tempting. I.... Harry... that's a lot of money. Oh my God... yes... I do love money. I said...... OK.... I'll do it. You're very convincing. I'm just there to help make your flight... and your friends' flight... as enjoyable as possible. I'm not a hooker, Harry. Yeah... (giggling)... I'm sure you understand that. OK... see you then. Bye."

Ol' Harry seems to have made my lady an offer she couldn't refuse. Kim contenly lays back in her very comfy boss bitch desk chair and cheerfully grins, seeing all of those dollar signs dancing before her beautiful brown eyes. Kim craves money so she's very satisfied with Harry's huge offer. Her thick nipples are even poking hard into her tight, white silk blouse, further showing her happy satisfaction. My queen is one helluva great boss... and one helluva horny one too. I guess we'll see how that flight goes... bumpy... or real, real smooth.

...

Back at Freak City Autos...

"I DID IT!!!!!!"

"HOLY FUCK!" Drita almost jumps outta her chair, tossing papers everywhere. She's fell asleep looking over some contracts, but Spence startled her. She grabs her chest and takes a deep breath.

"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCK.... (Calming herself)... Yulou startled me, Spence. Why the fuck... why are you yelping like that?" Dirta restrains herself once again from pummeling Spence. She sits there, straightening her desk, picking up papers. A nice, fake smile on her face.

"Cause I sold the Mercedes. HOT DAMN! YES!" Spence is euphoric. Looks like he's finally gonna get all up in Drita's super fine ass... literally.

Drita looks over at the sedan, then quickly back at Spence. She actually never thought he would do it. She jumps up in disbelief and looks over the sales receipt, jerking it from Spence's hands. He jumps up and celebrates, pumping both his arms and dancing all goofy. He's beaming, grinning the biggest shit eating grin you ever saw.

Drita can't believe her eyes. $180,000 plus taxes and fees. She looks up, totally shocked. She shoves the receipt in Spence's chest and storms off for a minute, running into the stockroom and slamming the door, cussing like a maniac. Everyone... workers and customers alike... looks over at the closet, hearing everything. Tons of F bombs and other assorted colorful words. Drita finally opens the closet door and comes out, taking a deep breath, collecting herself. She walks back over to her desk, fake smiling her heart out, desperately trying not to punch Spence in his goofy grinning, sweaty face.

"YES! YES YES YES!!!" Spence is giddy. It's all Drita can do to not kick him as hard as she can in his fat, hairless nuts. She keeps fake smiling, fuming on the inside, but realizing she lost the challenge.

"Congratulations, Spence. By the way, how did you sell it?" Drita asks calmly. She's so beautiful... I think even more so when she's mad.

"I had to fuck a chick and her husband... BUT, I SOLD IT!" Spence starts cheering again, running around and dancing, making an ass... a funny one though... of himself, pumping his fist in the air.

Drita underestimated the power of Spence's big, uncircumsized dick. Dude's got a hog on him. Ten and a half inches of fat, silky smooth dick. Drita really like it. She never tells Spence that though. She regrets not banning fucking potential buyers from her challenge. She realizes what she has to do. She swallow hard and takes another deep breath, gritting her teeth at what's next.

"OK... I made a deal so I will honor it." Drita walks back around to the back of her desk and unbuttons her orange silk blouse, taking her white business suit coat off as well. She smiles, very fake, at Spence, opening her blouse to show him her white satin bra and gorgeous, super firm cleavage.

"Well... are we gonna fuck or what?" Drita looks at him, all serious, but also kinda turned on... especially when Spence hurriedly pulls his fat dick out, running over to her.

"YESSSSSSSSS!!! I FINALLY GET TO FUCK YOU, DRITAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! YES YES YES!!!!" Spence pushes Drita down onto her desk, making her grit her teeth even more, wanting to punch Spence for being so forceful.

He bends down, yanks up her tight white mini skirt and quickly yanks off her white thong. He sniffs it, grinning wide from the very delightful aroma, making Drita shake her head. Spence stuffs it into his pants pocket. He then dives into her ass crack, spreading those awesomely toned, tan cheeks and shoves his long, naughty tongue straight up her butt, eagerly tossing her delicious salad.

Drita tries not to enjoy the salad tossing, but Spence's experienced tongue overrides that. He's very good at eating pussy and ass and Drita realizes that quickly. She grins naughtily, making sure to not let him see that though as she lays on the desk.

She turns around and yanks him up by his hair. "OWWWW!" Spence holds his head. Drita smacks him, boss bitch in control. She squats down and devours that whole ten and a half fat inches in one huge gulp.

Spence starts shaking and quaking, grunting and growling.

Drita smirks around that fat meat and sucks it real hard... all the way back up, then right down again, her spit smoothing the way for those luscious lips as they ripple their way across that whole hooded dick, down... up.... down... up. Spence can't stop shaking from the awesome suck job.

Drita squeezes his chunky ass and pulls him in further, his entire dick stuffed down that ravenously gulping throat.

They end up fucking on her desk, Drita bent over taking a hard pounding from behind. She's still in control, looking back and spitting at Spence, slapping his face as he drills up her pussy deep and hard, the desk shaking from the pussy plowing force. Drita cums, squirting hard on that rampaging smooth dick.

The customers and other employees watch from afar, cheering them on and taking pics. Drita smirks at them, loving the attention. Spence grins and sweats, trying to last as long as possible inside of that amazing pussy. It horny hugs his huge dick, squeezing and pumping it repeatedly, bathing but in all those fine juices, dancing provocatively all over it.

"Fuck my fucking ass, bitch! NOW!!!" Boss bitch gets what boss bitch wants. Spence pulls out and spits on his cock, rubbing it in and Drita spits on him again. Spence is super turned on by Drita's aggression sexually. Much better than getting verbally bashed while work.

Spence works his fat dick up Drita's tight, very toned and tan butt, reaching up and pulling her hair hard. She loves that. "Harder, bitch! HARDER!" Drita commands, a fierce look of angry sexual delight raging all over that gorgeous, milf model face.

Spence yanks her long, dirty blonde hair harder, ass fucking her harder as well, every fat inch stretching and battering that awesomely sexy, firm ass, making Spence grunt uncontrollably as it clamps down tight on it, anally devouring it every deep thrust in.

Drita squirts again, hard. Her sweet pussy slime shoots out, right between Spence's chubby legs, splattering the wall behind him. A loud, horny cheer from the crowd gets Drita to pump her fist... and Spence to grin and sweat even more.

"OH SHIT... I'M GONNA CUMMM!!!" Spence yells, shaking violently as he grins his pasty white ass off.

"Cum in my fucking mouth, bitch! DO IT!" Drita pushes Spence off, laying on her back on her desk, moving up so her head hangs off the other side of it. Spence runs around the desk, tripping and falling... but quickly getting back up... barely getting to Drita's wide open, anxiously waiting mouth as he starts cumming.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!" Spence lurches, his cum exploding outta his fat, pumping cock. Drita grabs it and points it at her mouth and outstretched tongue. The fat globs of thick cream pummel her tongue and mouth, hitting her cheeks as well.

Her mouth is covered with... and full of... Spence's gooey jizz. It hangs off of Drita's lapping tongue. She pulls his dick into her mouth and sucks out the rest of the cream, ravaging that fat rod with her cum crazed mouth. She deepthroats it, bobbing her hanging head on it, sucking hard and fast. She greedily gulps down the thick cream and keeps sucking, a cummy mess forming on and around her mouth, Spence's dick... and the carpet under them.

"Good boy! Fucking good cum too! Fuck!" Drita looks sexually raging at him, like a lioness in full blown heat. She devours that thumping rod over and over, making Spence grunt and growl like a very happy maniac.

"YESSSSSSSSSS!!!! I FINALLY GOT TO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU, DRITAAAAAAAAA!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!" Spence pumps both fists, so freaking excited to finally get to fuck my super hot ass model wife.

"FREAK CITY, BITCHESSSSSSSSS!!!!!" Spence gets it in. That sparks a raucous cheer from the horny onlookers. Even Drita laughs around that fat dick as she sucks off all that thick cream, swallowing it down quickly and violently. She's in full aroused heat and she's cock... and cum... crazed. Another freaktastic day at Freak City Autos.

Back in Van Nuys...

"Yeah, babe. OK. I'll see you when you get home. Love ya, baby doll." I'm smoking, getting off the phone with Kim. She's heading to the airport for her business trip with Harry and his buddies. She's flying to Seattle to pick them up and bring them back to LA. Knowing Kim, it should be a very interesting... and probably very profitable... trip.

Anita's on her knees in front of me, watching me, titty fucking my fourteen inch rod as she sucks off the bulging crown.

Latifah's inside arguing with her woman. Her girl came back from the store to find her doggy fucking Aryana on the bed with her huge, purple strap on.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... "Take it, bitch." I smokey smirk at Anita as she gulps down my cum,my cock lurching in her throat as her big, jiggly, chocolate jugs shake and pump all over my huge and hefty white dick. Oh fuck yeahhhhhhhh! The sweet sensations of cumming in a hot honey's mouth. I cum a ton, right down Anita's quick guzzling throat. She opens it wide and let's it glide. Mmmmmmmmm. All that creamy jizz splashing down that throat. Every time my cock pumps out a glob of cream... I tingle all over. So fucking goodddddddd.

"Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm." Anita smiles up at me, her mouth and throat full of fat white meat. She moans blissfully as she gorges herself on all that sweet cream. Chicks love my jizz and Anita sure as hell does. She can't stop moaning in cum happy delight. I just watch and smoke... and film with my phone. Can never have enough hot and horny footage for the site.

"Freak City, Bitches!" I turn my phone to me and say with a cool, cocky, smokey smirk.

"MOTHERFUCKER! GET YO BIG ASS OUT MY DAMN HOUSE!" Latifah's girl is mad. She throats some of her clothes out the bedroom window, not far from Anita and me. We both watch and chill, her sucking and me smoking. Just another day in horny Van Nuys. Ha.

"Thanks, baby." I kiss Anita's right cheek when she stands up. I pass her the blunt and put my cock away.

"You gotta marry me, whiteboy. You too damn fine not to be my man." Anita says as she smokes. I grin. I like her. Great sex and fun chick to have around too. Maybe I will wife her fine ass up. I already got a bunch of 'em so why not one more? Or even more. (Married pimp smirk)

We watch her daughter argue with her girlfriend. Aryana comes out to hang with me. I kiss her and we all chill, smoke, and watch the angry fun. Always a horny hoot around here.

*

Make sure to check out episode 02. How's Kim's trip with Harry and his horny friends gonna go? Will Drita actually be nice to Spence now? Will Latifah get back with her angry girlfriend? How far will Kaia's porn career go? And you get to meet Beth and many more. Freak City, Bitches!

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