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08/17/2021 

Big Apple Bitches
Category: Roleplay Stories

The Hamptons...

"I love these pictures, sweetheart. God!!!... I love them almost as much as this cock. Hehe. Mmmmmmmm. Fuck! UHHH! My God... what a cock. Mmmmmmmmm."

"Thanks, mama. Yeah... it's easy to have hot pics though, when you've got Kate Upton nude and fucking in them."

"Uhh!... The blowjob ones are so damn hot! I wanna be in all of them with you, baby. Kate's a very lucky bitch. Ha. Mmmmmmmmm."

"Didn't we fuck on that patio before. It's the apartment three floors down from ours. I fucked Franky's (WWE/NXT Superstar Franky Monet/Taya Valkyrie) butt right before Kate blew me. Kate told me she could still taste Franky's ass on my cock. She said she really liked it. (Happy smirk)... It was most definitely a pretty fun day." My smirk is undeniable.

"OH GODDDDDD!!!!!!!!! UHHH!!!!!! Ummmm...... Ahhhhhhhh! GOD, YES!!" My mom Kelly (Porn Super Queen Kelly Madison) is cumming. She's cumming hard! She's also trembling from cumming so hard. Her head down. Her fingers tightly squeezing my pierced nipples. I smile... and softly rub her legs, watching her cum. God... she's so beautiful. That long blonde hair. Those world's greatest breasts. Those lips. God...... those lips. The perfect woman in every gorgeous way!

Mom's riding me on her bed. Like I said, she's cumming real hard and trembling blissfully right now. I keep smiling. Her eyes are closed. Her mouth open. Her head lowered. My queen of queens. The most perfect, luscious creature that's ever existed.

Mama finally opens those gorgeous eyes, smiling so sweet and beautifully content at me. She shakes and rubs my rock hard nips perfectly, blowing me several joyful, loving kisses. I chuckle, smiling my sexually high as all hell ass off. She leans down and kisses me so passionately. So much heated lust raging between us.

Mom takes my hands and holds them, stretching my arms up against the headboard as we kiss, our tongues fucking wildly. Her lips taste like the most divinely decadent wine. So succulent in the most carnally tasty way ever.

"I love you so much, baby... More than anything, my king." Mom smiles right at me, eyes blazing with lust driven carnal fire. She feverishly licks all over my face as I laugh and smile happily, soft kissing every inch of my very happy face. I'm so in love with her. I can't stop smiling.

I slap and squeeze the hell outta her sweet, jiggly butt. I love her ass. It gets overlooked cause of her world famous tits... all natural 34FFs... but it's still a thing of immense, badonkadonk beauty.

I turn mama over and get on top of her, holding her arms against the headboard, like she was doing to me. I start back fucking her, my fourteen inch rod so thick and thumping so hard, stretching and thrusting so deep up her totally soaked, relentlessly vibrating pussy.

"GOD!!!!!! WHAT A COCK!!!!! YES! FUCK ME, BABY!!! YES! WOO-HOO!!! DAMN, I LOVE YOUR FUCKING COCK, BABY!!! GOD!!!!! IT'S SO FUCKING BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! UHHHHHH!!!!!!! YES!!!!!" Mama's excited, writhing heatedly on the bed, kissing me so deep and feverishly as I pound away at her swollen, super suctioning pussy. Her huge titties shake and wobble wildly on her chest. The bed creaks and cracks from the full on force of my mighty pussy plowing I'm giving my perfect, angelic, blonde bombshell mom.

We freak fuck for another hour, doggy style on the bed... tons of sweet booty, and huge titty, slapping and squeezing thrown in... as well as on the patio outside of her bedroom overlooking the ocean... people walking by on the beach watching us from afar through binoculars, and filming us fucking like wild animals on the patio, raucously cheering us on as they do.

Fucking beautiful view... and pussy. Mama's massive milky... more on that later... melons flopping mercilessly over the railing as I drill her magnificent, cock pumping milf pussy senseless, yanking back on her long, wavy blonde hair, DRILLING SO HARD AND FAST UP HER CONSTANTLY CUMMING CUNT! HER PUSSY THROBS AND THROBS AND THROBS NON STOP!!! FUCKIN' FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

As I cum, mama wheels around and quickly drops to her knees, not wanting to miss a sticky, spermy drop. She quickly opens wide, and even quicker sucks me in... EVERY LAST INCH IN ONE GIANT, FUCKING GLORIOUS GULP! Yep... she deepthroats me down with such intensely slutty ease... tons of practice lovingly sucking on me allowing that very impressive feat.

Mama greedily gorges herself on my super sperm shake with blissfully moaning delight. She smiles so beautifully bright around my massive, powerful shaft, her eyes sparkling up at me as she feverishly swallows down my entire, super silky smooth load. Her naughty tongue wildly licking across the sensitive underside of my shaft as her throat pumps and very enthusiastically gulps down every last drop of my heavenly sweet, sticky seed.

When she finishes, we get back on the bed and mama sits on my crotch, grinding my softening cock as she leans down and feeds me those incredible breasts, stuffing them deep into my mouth while I suckle the holy freak outta them, her honey sweet milk shooting against the back of my throat and creamy candy coating the roof of my mouth and rapidly lapping tongue as well. I vivaciously suck and suck and suck away on my mom's extra large, milky funbags, squeezing them as I suck them, my face buried into them as my mom hugs me to her very, very ample, wildly heaving chest.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm.... My baby sucks mama's titties soooooooo good. Yes! Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Hehehe. So good, sweetheart. So, so goodddddddddddd. Mmmmmmmmmmm." Mama revels in my melon sucking mania, brother, smiling from ear to ear, tongue sticking out of the corner of her divinely decadent mouth. I smile wide around those huge, heaving juggernauts, sucking as hard as possible on them, my mouth and tongue delighting big time in the marvelous milk bath they're both getting from those rock hard, vibrating, wildly squirting nips as my ravenous sucking intensifies even more on my mother's heavenly hefty milk jugs.

"I love how you suck my titties, sweetheart. Mmmmmmmmm. The best ever. Yeah!" Mama grins from ear to ear, her head leaning back, her smile so radiant and slutty at the same time. She slowly licks around those succulently creamy lips as I mercilessly suck on her massive milky mounds, squeezing and sucking mutually as hard and as relentlessly. There's so much milk... and she's only like two months pregnant. No baby bump yet.

By the way.... To explain the milky mounds... I keep my mom pregnant. We don't keep them... abortions... but she definitely keeps the milk. You see, mama's biggest fetish is having random people... ones she knows, and strangers as well... suck on her massive, milky mounds, as well as grope her entire, divinely perfect body as well. She gets so wet from it. God... it's such a hot turn on for me too. Just the thought of some random stranger sucking down her milk or groping her wet pussy makes me hard.

Mama is the perfect, helpful person to have around if you're a coffee drinker. You want cream with that? Well... she whips a titty out, and voila! Fresh, honey sweet milk, straight from the tap. And what a glorious tap it is.

Manhattan... Big Apple Bitches' Offices...

"I love it. James will love it too. Great job, guys." Kim approves of the new, WELCOME TO BIG APPLE BITCHES, neon wall sign across from the elevators as you enter our offices.

"Kim... can I talk to you for a minute?"

"Sure, Ivanka."

"My dad wants to be in one of our movies, but I don't know if he should."

"The Trumpster wants to be in a porno? Hehe. Hmmm... that's so naughty. I love it. Can he fuck?"

"Well... yeah. But..."

"But what? It's a great idea. The former President getting freaky in a real trashy porn movie. I absolutely love the idea. I know Kelly and James will love it too. It will be so HUGEEEE (Kim does her best Trumpster voice imitation)... Hehehe."

Ivanka giggles with Kim. "Yeah. It would. But... I don't know if he should right now. You know... with all of the stuff that's been whirling around about him and the Capitol and all. I don't know."

"Well... call James and ask him what he thinks. I'll talk to Kelly about it. We can get both perspectives on it."

"Ok. That sounds good."

"So... tell me... how good does the former President fuck?" My dear wife Kim Kardashian gives another wife of mine Ivanka Trump a very inquisitive look... and extra naughty grin as well.

"He's REALLY good. He got me pregnant twice. His cock's really big too. It's soooo thick. Oh my God... I miss it. I haven't seen it... I mean him... since he moved back to Florida."

"Mmmmmmm... Sounds yummy. Hehe. Call him up and get him up here. We can both check it out... and him too of course." Kim smirks mischievously.

"Ok." Ivanka giggles again with Kim.

Queens... Carrie Heffernan's House...

"KELLY... GET UP HERE!...... JESUS!!!!! FUCK!!!!! IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA SPLIT ME IN TWO WITH THAT FUCKING THING, ASSHOLE! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! GOD, YES!!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"

"What is it? OH MY GOD, CARRIE!" Kelly Palmer (The King Of Queens) has an extremely shocked look on her very lovely black face as she stands in the doorway, arms folded under her luscious black cans, of her best friend Carrier Heffernan's (The King Of Queens/Leah Remini) bedroom.

"Take a fucking look at this fucking thing, will ya? IT'S FUCKING ENORMOUS! WOW! AND IT FEELS FUCKING AMAZING!"

"GOOD GOD, SPENCE! IS THAT THING REAL??"

"Oh yeah, baby. You'll see when I fuck you next." My boy Spence (The King Of Queens) is real cocky right about now. Really fucking feeling himself. I guess freak fucking his friend Doug's wife in their bed while he's at work, and his other friend Deacon's smokin' hot black wife watches in shocked disbelief from the bedroom doorway kinda has his ego on a roll.

"Next???" Kelly eye rolls at Spence, head tilted down with an, what the fuck you talkin' bout, whiteboy, expression on that very sexy black face.

Spence just smirks as Carrie shoves his 17 inch... more on that shortly... dick back in her well worn out, married... for now... snatch.

"Good God... what a fucking cock! Fuck me, bitch boy!" Carrie's riding Spence reverse cowgirl. She looks back at him and slaps his face, a real horny grin on her gorgeous, sexually flush face.

Kelly's still watching from the doorway, totally shocked and amazed at Spence's new cock. After a bunch of shady ass medical treatments, pills, injections... and two... Yeah... two... implants... My cocky, but still pasty white and rather dorky best friend went from 6 really thick inches of dick to 17 thick inches of donkey dick. It's lost some girth as it's gained tons of length, but it's still a helluva huge ass dick.

Kelly's looking closely at the hardcore, massive dick pussy plowing with raised eyebrows and, whiteboi please, look, arms folded under her perky C up breasts in her tight, thin lavender sweater... no bra underneath.

Carrie squirts. She squirts so hard as she slams down onto Spence's crotch that she almost hits Kelly in the doorway with her pussy milk. Kelly gives her best friend Carrie the same look she just gave Spence, not believing she almost gave her a pussy jizz facial all the way over where she's standing.

"GOD!!!! YOU GOTTA COME GET SOME OF THIS FUCKING THING, KELLY! JESUS!!!! IT'S SO FUCKING HUGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!" Carrie's trembling as she violently bounces on Spence's donkey dick, her wrecked pussy quaking violently, her C cup, perfect shaped titties jiggling furiously on her chest. Carrie's head is laid back, her long brown hair all in Spence's goofy grinning face. He reaches up and squeezes Carrie's bouncing boobs so damn hard, she screams out in raging, carnally pained delight.

"Show me your beautiful titties, baby." Spence grins over at Kelly, blowing Carrie's hair outta his sweaty face.

"Ha. You're really feeling yourself, huh, big guy?" Kelly shakes her head. A disbelieving smirk forming on her ravishing red lips.

"Oh yeah. You know you wanna show me, sweetheart. So....." Spence mischievously shakes his eyebrows at Kelly, that same goofy ass grin still plastered all over his pasty white... and pretty darn sweaty... face.

Kelly mockingly laughs and shakes her head again, looking away from Spence, and yawning. Carrie squirts again, her married, but always open pussy battered beautifully by 17 hard inches of freakishly enhanced geek meat.

"Do it, bitch. You know you want some of this. You fucked your gyno, and he's only got ten inches." Carrie smirks at Kelly as she quickly rubs and smacks her violently throbbing clit, oohing and ahhing like crazy. Her pussy's so sloppy wet and stuffed past the brim with Frankendick. She grinds feverishly on Spence's enormous cock, making him growl happily, goofy grinning to the sweatiest degree possible.

"Girl... how did you find out about that?" Kelly asks, totally surprised at Carrie knowing about her affair with her gynocologist in upper Manhattan.

"He told me. I've been fucking him longer than you have." Carrie teases Kelly with a big, overly dramatic kiss blown at her, and a sexually charged, slutty wink.

"Slut!" Kelly huffs and puffs, shaking her head again, looking away from Carrie this time in disgust.

"Takes one to know one, baby. Now... come eat my pussy, brown sugar." Another teasing blown kiss to Kelly from Carrie, and a real big ass horny grin, and slutty finger motion over thrown in for added affect. Kelly pauses for a second, then just laughs. Carrie does know her freaky friend very well. Yep... Kelly's most definitely a slut too.

Kelly's dives into Carrie's soaked snatch, her long tongue lapping away at Carrie's battered pink folds. Kelly softly strokes Spence's enormous white dong with her left hand as she eats Carrie's pussy, sucking hard on it as her tongue dances inside across those slick pink folds with real pervy delight.

"Yeahhhhhh. Eat that pussy you nasty black bitch. Do it! Spence and I are gonna pimp you out, bitch. Make some money off your sexy black ass, aren't we, Spence?" Carrie licks those gorgeous lips nice and slutty as Spence eagerly nods and groans in agreement, loving Kelly's slow, gentle handjob.

"Mmmmmmmmm... I love that idea. I wanna suck as many big white dicks as I can. Fuck Deacon. He's too busy hanging out with Doug anyway. I need a real man to pound this black pussy good... A whole bunch of real men." They all laugh as Kelly moves over to suck on Spence's cock, taking in about four inches of veiny, uncircumsized Frankendick. Her long tongue perfectly bathing the veiny underside as those full, voluptuous red lips slowly ripple up and down that meaty white shaft.

Carrie gets behind Kelly and spreads those thick black cheeks, smacking them both, then diving in that sweet smelling dark crack, licking wildly on Kelly's winking rosebud. Kelly coos blissfully, smiling happily as she sucks in more and more of that giant white rod. The thick veins on Spence's super cock tickling the roof of her mouth and her tongue in the best, most sexually stimulating way possible. Her spit rolls from her mouth, down Spence's mighty shaft and down onto the bed sheets as well. It hangs obscenely from her luscious mouth as she bobs further down on that white meat monster. Kelly takes in about ten inches in total. Her throat happily opening wide for all of it.

Kelly rides Spence's humongous white cock as Carrie rides his goofy grinning, pudgy face. His naughty, wide tongue laps away at Carrie's pulsating folds as she roughly grinds on his wet mouth, leaning over to kiss Kelly as they both ride away and play with each other's jutting, perky breasts. Both bitches violently pulling and shaking each other's big hard nipples too.

"WHAT A FUCKING COCK!!!!! JESUS!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD!!!!! IT'S RIPPING ME IN HALF!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!" Kelly's loving Spence's new dick, feverishly riding that monster with the happiest, horniest look ever plastered across that beautiful black face.

Carrie cums in Spence's mouth twice as Kelly squirts all over his monster meat, grinding and bouncing mercilessly on it, the super intense sensations racing throughout her gorgeous black body making her tremble uncontrollably.

Spence fucks Carrie and Kelly both, doggy style, in the pussy and ass, alternating between them. He yanks back on their long hair and grins from ear to ear, power plowing all four slutty holes for an hour, cumming twice, once is Carrie's pussy and once in Kelly's gorgeous and extra curvy, black badonkadonk ass.

Kelly and Carrie both suck off Spence as he lays there on the bed, drinking a beer all sweaty...once again, grinning from pasty white ear to pasty white ear. He's so damn happy with his new life... and new dick.

Kelly plays with Spence's right nipple as she sucks him off while Carrie twists and shakes his left nipple as she messily slurps and sucks on his hairless balls. Spence hates pubic hair. He's totally shaved down there.

Spence cums in between their happy mouths, both cum hungry whores smiling, lapping, and kissing that cumming cock as all that thick rich cum bathes their faces. Kelly and Carrie let Spence finish in each mouth, sucking ravenously on his cumming cock then passing it to the other slut so she can do the same. They clean him totally, sucking out every last drop of sweet, extra gooey semen Spence has.

"Damn, whiteboi... that's some delicious cum. Mmmmmmmm." Kelly keeps sucking Spence's softening cock, moaning happily. Carrie sucks Kelly's perky breasts, rubbing Spence's smooth balls as she does.

Spence... he just keeps on grinning. Living the big pimp life cause of his best friend... and enjoying every last, great sex havin' second of it.

Lower Manhattan... West Village...

"We need to hurry. Chandler will be home soon. GOD!!!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

My dear friend Monica (Friends/Courteney Cox) is screaming so fucking loud from my ass fucking, I think she's gonna have the whole building coming up here shortly. She's on her stomach on her bed, me on top of her, fourteen inch cock drilling one of the most awesome asses I've ever fucked.... And I've fucked a couple. It's so tight, but so warm and inviting at the same time. So smooth and excitedly welcoming to my giant cock. I love ass fucking Monica. She loves it too, so it's extra fun. She can take every last throbbing inch of my fat meat up there, and scream, moan, coo, and go full on nuts, the whole glorious time. I absolutely love fucking this bitch. She's definitely way too hot for her goofy husband Chandler (Friends).

After Monica violently squirts for the twelve time... Yeah... she cums a lot... I finally let loose, cumming so damn hard up her amazing butt. I lay my head on Monica's shoulder, close my eyes, and release my mighty jizz, grinning with the most intensely satisfying delight ever. Monica's heavenly perfect, small, but very powerful ass grips my mighty cock so tight and pumps out my entire, super silky smooth load with such powerful love and enthusiastic lust. GOD!!! IT FEELS FUCKING AWESOME!!!

I just groan and groan, kissing Monica's shoulder and neck, holding her tight as her butt does all the work, pumping out every last drop of cum I've ever had in me. That bitch and her extra slutty ass are so cum hungry it's freaking amazing! My giant rod can't stop lurching inside Monica's ass, her battered bowels thumping wildly on my cock as I mercilessly cum. I cum more than I ever have. It pours out of Monica's insanely stretched out butt, soaking her designer sheets. She usually gets upset about that, but she doesn't mind here. She's smiling so happily, kissing my head, and heatedly nibbling on my face.

"GOD!!!! That was soooooooo amazing, BABY. Thank you so much. I DEFINITELY needed that. Chandler can't do that... THAT'S FOR SURE!" Monica kisses me, all happy and sweaty as we chill, post anal fuck mania. We share a beer from her fridge, stretched out on her bed.

"You're definitely welcome, baby. You're one helluva fuck for sure."

"So... it's like... umm... like I'm the champion of fucking or something?" Monica looks at me all smirking, yet serious. She's a very competitive person so I play along to keep her happy.

"Sure. The champ."

"WOO-HOO! YES! I'M THE CHAMP. ME... MONICA!" She hugs me, all excited and happy. I chuckle. She's a little on the weird side, but super fucking sexy. And one of the absolute best fucks ever... champ or not.

"Spence came over earlier and showed me and Phoebe (Friends/Lisa Kudrow) his new movie. She went crazy. Phoebe was so turned on by the movie, she blew him right on my sofa while I watched. Mike called her while she was blowing Spence, but she kept on sucking his cock while she was talking to Mike. It was so freaky. I loved it! I think Phoebe and Spence are going out tonight. He said he had a date with Kaia, but she was busy editing her movie and told him she couldn't make it."

Spence is kinda dating my sister Kaia. She's also kinda fooling around with my bodyguard Big Dave. The funny part is, Kaia doesn't want Big Dave to find out about Spence cause she knows he might beat the living fuck outta Spence... and Spence knows it too... so they try and keep their sort of relationship on the down low, especially around the offices... and Big Dave.

Kaia may fuck other guys, but her heart always belongs to me. She's my sweetheart. My girlfriend too. Everybody knows I come first with Kaia... even Big Dave.

Monica has starred in one Big Apple Bitches movie. It's a very, very special edition one... to keep it away from her idiot hubby. She took me and Spence both up her butt at the same time. Yep... 31 inches of thick meat up her small, and very well toned rump at the same damn time. It was a sight to behold for damn sure. We lubed her up like crazy, and fisted her for a couple of hours to get her ready for it. Monica pulled it off perfectly. The hottest double anal ever.

I head across the hall to my crash pad before Chandler finds his way home. Monica wants to clean up. We kinda made a mess, fucking all across her apartment. Gotta love messy sex. The messier, the better. Monica's friend Joey used to live across the hall from her, but he's supposedly an actor and he got a big TV role out in LA so he moved out there.

I grab a beer from the fridge and flop down on the brown leather couch. I out it where Joey had his recliners, right in front of the TV. I wanted to be able to bend a bitch over the couch and fuck her silly while I'm watching a Yankees game, or wrestling, or something. Always gotta be thinking ahead.

Damn Yankees game got rained out in Chicago. Oh well. I put in a porno. My bitch Drita D'avanzo of Mob Wives fame is in it. She plays a mob boss... Yeah... I know... who runs her all female family with an iron fist... and a very slutty pussy. It's called, Mob Bitch. Simple and to the point. I think it's like the fourth or fifth installment in the series. Let me see........ Yeah... Mob Bitch 5.

As I lay back and watch my girl Drita do her thing to an alleged snitch... She and my bitch Karen Gravano... also of Mob Wives fame... double doing the bitch's ass with foot long strapons... My mom texts me a pic of some old homeless guy sucking her titties in the alley right by our office building.

"I couldn't resist. I felt sorry for the old guy so I decided to give him a tasty treat. Haha." Mama writes. She's always so thoughtful. The old guy has a huge mouthful of milky tit for sure. His dirty hands squeezing mama's divine left tit as he sucks mercilessly sucks it. Hot pic.

Damn... Karen's got such big beautiful tits. It's why I married her. I fell in love with them the first time I sucked them... and fucked them shortly thereafter.

"Oh my God... that's hot. Wow! She's got big tits." Monica walks in and watches the movie with me, leaning down to rub my chest and kiss my left cheek.

"Yeah. They're really nice. Really tasty too. Karen can suck some dick too."

"Oh really?"

"Oh yeah."

"Even better than me?"

I chuckle. I know how this goes. Monica's competitive spirit never rests. "I don't know." I look at her with a doubting, yet sneaky grin. It's go time.

A couple of minutes later...

"Yeah... what's up?"

"Hey, babe. I just wanted to tell you that Gina's pregnant again. It seems like ol' Spence has been HARD at work again. Hehehe."

"Ha. That's dude's like the energizer bunny of sex."

"Hehehe. Oh yeah. How's things there?"

"Oh... they're really good. Really, really good." I wink down at Monica, who's going to town on my cock, jerking, licking, slurping, sucking, kissing, worshipping, and anything else stimulating that she can possibly do to my rock hard cock as I talk to Kim on the phone. Monica smiles real sweet, then gets back to relentlessly pleasing my very pleased cock. She's gotta make sure she wins that award for best cocksucker. She's does love her trophies. Ha.

"Mmmmmmm... I'm glad to hear that, stud. I wish I was there helping." Kim giggles. She's amazing. She can tell whenever I'm having sex. It's uncanny.

As Monica beautifully bobs that dark haired head furiously on my giant, pleasurably twitching cock, Kim explains to me about the Trumpster wanting to be in a movie. She also tells me Ivanka wants to ask my advice on the horny subject. I gotta admit... I do like the idea. Kim laughs. She tells me she knew I would. She loved it too. Yeah... we do think alike.

God... Monica is doing a fucking fabulous job, stroking and slurping my rod, all fourteen fat inches crammed right down her throat. Fucking amazing! She's even lapping my balls as her throat sucks my cock down.

UHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I feed the bitch what she wants. Monica swallows every last drop of my super sweet seed, moaning so slutty, throwing her head around too as she so enthusiastically drinks me cum dry. Monica tickles my big balls as she sucks and slurp me to heavenly sexual bliss, making me loudly growl into the phone, which makes Kim giggle non stop.

When Monica finishes, she smiles up at me, then looks back at the TV, then back at me, very inquisitively. I just laugh. Yep... she wins another award. I nod to her. Monica shouts her excitement, pumping her right fist, and then very happily kissing and licking every last inch of my cock and balls. She's weird, but oh so sexy... and good.

Monica kisses me and thanks me for her award, then hurries back to her apartment before Chandler gets home. I think she barely shut the door to their apartment before he got there. Cutting it extra close. God, that's hot. Getting a bitch to suck me off and drink my seed while her husband's on the way home. Always a big turn on.

Later...

Kim comes over and we chill with my sister Kaia, who finally finished editing her new movie. It's a lesbian space flick... Kinky Dykes From Mars. She's the star and the director too.

"You had to cancel your date with Spence, huh, Kaia?" Kim asks, laid back on me on the sofa. She's eating a banana while Kaia plays footsie with Kim's pussy... and my cock... from the other end of the couch, smiling so naughty at us.

"Yeah... I feel kinda bad. He was looking forward to it. We were gonna go out to dinner and a movie, then fuck all night on his boat. I'll make it up to him."

"Sounds hot. All that dick, all night long... you better be all lubed up for that. Hehe." Kim playfully winks at Kaia, eating her banana as she does. I'm just chillin', watching a movie while I play with Kim's DD titties. She's got her white velour track suit top unzipped. Those extra luscious, firm tits feel so freaking good in my hands.

"It is. But, Dave's been bugging me to go to Philly with him. His wife's outta town for the week, and he wants to go see his friend down there. I think he wants me to do a three way with them. His friend's got a real nice cock. Dave showed me a picture of them DPing his friend's wife. He wants to film me the same way. His wife won't do it. She's definitely not into it. Haha."

"Mmmmmm... I love getting DPed. Two cocks in my ass especially. As long as this one's the main one." Kim reaches behind her and squeezes my cock through my shorts. She moans, leaning her head back and smiling up at me. I lean down and suck her tongue, squeezing those very smooth breasts nice and rough as I kiss her.

Kaia tosses her clothes off and crawls over to us, licking first Kim's pussy through her white velour pants, then my cock, which Kim has already fished out of my shorts. I groan happily into Kim's mouth as I roughly grope her tits, and as Kaia starts softly sucking my cock in between Kim's legs. It pays to have a huge cock. Especially in times like this.

Kaia slurps my rod, as Kim slides off her pants and top, then my shorts. She and Kaia kiss for me. I watch and grin, with extra horny delight, my wife and sister swapping slutty spit as they both so perfectly stroke my rapidly hardening cock in tandem.

Kaia rides me first while Kim rides my mouth, that delicious Kim K pussy making me smile so wide against it as I feverishly suck on it, my very naughty tongue dancing away inside, licking up all of Kim's super tasty Kardashian juices with such enjoyable fervor.

Kaia's very perky 32Fs are in my hands, being squeezed relentlessly as she bounces and grinds on my fourteen inches of fame with true, sisterly... and cock... loving delight.

My thumbs and forefingers pinching Kaia's throbbing pink nipples as I roughly squeeze her jutting, extra large breasts. My cock shaking and quaking inside her tight cunt, being bathed so beautifully by her heavenly pussy juices. Her 19 year old pussy clamping down so tight on my cock as she bounces on it, pumping me constantly.

"OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD, JAMESSSSSSSS!!!!! I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! UHHHHHH!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU BIG BROOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaia making me smile as I make her squirt all over my giant meat. It keeps cumming, pelting my cock non stop. Kaia coos and moans softly, her eyes closed, her tongue out, the tip pointed up, as her pussy vibrates violently around my cock.

I shake her jugs, squeezing and shaking them some more as she cums. Kim's cumming into my mouth, holding my head and blowing me kisses as she squirts a mouthful into my anxiously awaiting mouth. I happily suck and lap it all down, my cock lurching inside Kaia's cumming cunt as she grinds it back and forth, slowly, then faster, expertly working my raging hard boner with true, cock milking skill.

Kim rides me next on the sofa, my cock jammed entirely up her world famous rump. She leans back into me, and we kiss passionately, my hands slapping and squeezing her firm DDs, as I rapidly roll her rock hard nips between my lusty fingers.

Kaia sucking my balls and fingering Kim's pussy as Kim bounces steadily on my cock, all fourteen inches being gobbled up by that truly amazing ass. It squeezes my thick meat so tight as it pumps it, making my cock even harder than it already was.

Kaia pulls my thumping cock out of Kim's perfectly shaped rear and attacks it orally, sucking me off with fierce, cocksucking fury. She slobbers all over my cock as she excitedly sucks it, pumping my fat, powerful base with both hands as her amazingly sexy glossy lips dirty dance up and down the rest.

They alternate on my cock and face for another thirty minutes. Kaia and Kim taking me balls deep in their hot pussies and in their tight butts, both. God... it's fucking amazing! So much pussy milk being squirted all over me and the couch. So much precum being deposited in all of their very horny holes. So much rough titty squeezing and slapping, making me so damn happy... all of it.

I finish on both smiling faces. Kim and Kaia both laying on the couch, smiling at me as they pump out my mighty load of super sperm all over both of their perfect faces. Both blonde beauties absolutely loving my extra gooey jizz, reveling in it's very creamy texture and sweet taste. They cumswap and kiss, still smiling and slutty moaning for me the whole time. Dude... I just lay back and watch... and love it all. Life fucking rules!

"Can I borrow Kim later, big bro? I want her to help me make it up to Spence. I know he'll really appreciate that." Kaia and Kim both giggle and naughty smirk at me, kissing and fondling each other's big tits while I watch.

They both crawl up to me and kiss me, both of their tongues really working over mine as they rub those luscious cans all over my body. Such sweethearts.

About a half hour later...

"Ok... I'll be right over. I'm bringing Kim with me. Hehe. Yeah... I knew you'd love that idea. See ya there, stud." Kaia hangs up on Spence. She kisses me again, hugging me tight and thanking me for letting her take Kim. She holds me on the sofa, sighing happily as we snuggle. Kim comes out of the bathroom, her makeup fixed perfectly. She walks around to my head and leans down, smiling at me and she kisses me so soft and perfectly. God... that chick has amazing lisp. So creamy and sweet. Kim caresses my face as Kaia hold me, laying on top of me.

"Well... gotta go, bro. Thanks again for Kim. Love ya." Kaia kisses me once more and gets up, head g tk door, waving and blowing me a big kiss as she goes.

"Mmmmmmmmm... I'll be back later, sexy man. I want that cock again. Hehe. Love you, my king." Kim kisses me again. I reach up and get in a nice, healthy titty squeeze through Kim's track suit top and grin as she lifts her head. She smiles and giggles again, sticking her tongue out and licking at me.

"Have fun, ladies." I grin.

"Oh... we will. Haha. Love ya, big bro." Kaia blows me another kiss as she walks out the door, waving again too.

Kim waves too, blows me a big, very sexy kiss as well. She makes sure to wiggle that world famous Kim K butt for me too as she walks out, waving, closing the door behind her.

Spence is in for a helluva fun time. The pasty white bastard better appreciate it. Ha.

I stretch out and take a nap on the couch, relaxing real nice.

About two hours later...

I wake up from my very refreshing nap with my mom blowing me. Definitely my kinda way to wake up.

That perfect face smiling at me as she softly sucks my cock, her right hand rubbing my chest. It's heaven. I'm smack dab in the middle of it.

Mama rides me, her black spandex top zipped down past her magnificent breasts. They hang out so perfectly as I slap them and squeeze them relentlessly. Mama coos blissfully from the rough titty treatment as she bounces on my bulging rod, her super slick pussy welcoming it in every single time she drops down on it.

"Mmmmmmmmmm.... Fuck mama, my love. Fuck me with that gorgeous cock. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. I love it so much." She leans down and smiles. "I love you so much." Then she kisses me, caressing my smiling face as she dances that very neatly manicured milf pussy all over my humongous cock. Her juices lubing my dick as her pussy stretches around it, and works it, pumping and massaging it so very well.

I slap mama's silky sleek ass, shaking and squeezing it like I did her titties. She licks and nibbles on my lips, smiling happily as she moans from my enthusiastic ass handling and my constant cock pumping up her pussy. God... I love this woman so very much.

Mama's heavenly pussy keeps bringing me to the brink as she rides me. She keeps smiling so beautifully at me, licking those full, voluptuous lips with steady, slutty delight as well. I can't stop smiling. The woman of my dreams riding my thumping rod, working it so perfectly with her luxurious milf snatch, bringing so much joy to her very, very, very loving son.

Mama leans over and eagerly feeds me those mind blowing milky mounds, squeezing them as I ravenously devour them, her decadent milk pouring into my mouth. I drink it all, sucking so damn hard on each tit, I leave huge red suction marks on each one.

"God! You're the best titty sucker ever, baby. The best! Mmmmmmmmmm. God, yes!" She throws her head back and smiles so bright, her tongue sticking out of the corner of her so very enticing mouth. I grin around those massive tits and suck away, my cock thumping in her now squirting pussy, and my tongue dancing wildly around each vibrating nipple, lapping up the constantly squirting milk I'm sucking outta those uber awesome funbags.

I finish, standing up, my insanely gorgeous mom on her knees, her massive milky tits wrapped tight around my thumping rod. She's pumping it wild and fast with those tits licking and sucking the crown. She spits all over it, then enthusiastically sucks it some more. She feverishly drinks down all of the slimy precum pouring out of my piss slit, reveling in the fiery sluttiness of the moment.

"Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh....." I just grin, my left hand on my mom's blonde head, as I cum. She pumps out my entire sticky load all over those bouncing breasts. She's shaking them with her left arm under them as she jerks out my wad so blazing fast.

When she's down, mama smiles at me with the sluttiest/most playful smile ever. She laps at my tip, lapping up a big drop of cum hanging from the tip. She sucks in my fat cock, slurping it so slutty and loud. I growl with such pleasurable delight. Mama laughs, loving how much she's pleasing me.

After she sucks me clean, she rubs my cock all through that cum on her tits. They're soaked with it. She sucks me back in, sucking my cock totally clean once more. She smacks my hefty meat on her massive heaving jugs repeatedly as I keep growling with a very happy grin. She smiles even wider, licking her lips, then sucking my spermy cock over and over after she rubs and smacks it all over her goo covered melons.

"I let Dave titty fuck me before I came over here, baby. He did such a great job sucking them, I figured I just had to let him fuck them with that big, beautiful cock of his." Mama laughs as we stand there, hugging and kissing, smiling so happily. The most beautiful woman ever in my arms.

"Naughty slut." I tease her with a mischievous wink, my arms around her waist.

"Hahaha. You're naughty slut, my very handsome son." She kisses me so passionately, those full lips delighting mine so very much. Mama has the most gorgeous lips ever! Period! So deliciously decadent.

Kim walks in as mama and I are kissing by the sofa. "Mmmmmmm... yummy." She walks over to us and joins in, kissing us both, that tongue of hers wildly dancing in our mouths. My right hand slaps and grips that ass, squeezing hard and shaking it.

"Hey there, stud. I missed you... and this." Kim mischievously grins, reaching down and stroking my now soft cock. We all kiss some more, lovingly fondling each other as we do.

"How'd it go over at Spence's?" I ask Kim as she leans down to suck on mama's still gooey breasts, moaning so sexy as she happily laps up my jizz, slowly licking across both of my mom's tits, swirling her tongue around in my cum as she goes.

"It went great, my love. Soooooo great. That is, until Big Dave showed up and started chasing Spence around the neighborhood. Hehe."

"He chased him around the neighborhood?" Mama laughs as she asks.

"Oh yeah. He came over to borrow something from Spence, but he saw Kaia there, and lost it. He swung at Spence, but missed him. It was so funny though. Spence was so scared, running around the house screaming. He finally ran out of the house and ran down the street, screaming like crazy. His pajama pants were falling down and everything. Dave chased after him. Kaia and I didn't see either of them after that. Poor Spence. Hehehe."

We all share a nice, relaxing laugh at Spence's expense.

"Dave didn't hurt that cock, did he? We need Spence... well... at least his cock. Haha." Mama jokes. We all laugh again.

"I don't thinks so... at least from what I saw. It did get a real nice workout from Kaia and I before Dave showed up though. We had finished round one, and were having some wine when Dave knocked on the door. We never got to round two, unfortunately. I really wanted his giant dick in my ass. He fucked Kaia's, but never got around to fucking mine. But.... I have this one anyway... And it's the best one." Kim picks up speed as she strokes me, smiling and kissing me softly on the lips.

Kim, mama, and I spend the rest of the night in my bedroom. I fuck Kim's world famous ass over and over the rest of the night. Mama's too. God... it's fucking awesome.

The next afternoon... Big Apple Bitches offices... Times Square...

I finally end up dropping by the office. That's rare for me. The elevator doors open. Hey... cool sign. I do like that one. Cudos, Kim.

I walk down the main hallway checking out everything... and everyone. They're all busy working or goofing off. I'm a lot more in tune with the latter. Goofing off is a specialty of mine. Thankfully I've got a mom and wife that do a spectacular job running things for me.

"Where's Kim? I ask her secretary Donna, when I can't find her.

"Oh... hi there, James. Kim's over at the Waldorf. The Trumpster came into town, so she's over there with Ivanka, checking up on him."

"Ha. OK... thanks." I'm betting the Trumpster will be making his porn debut real soon after today. Kim is probably auditioning him personally, right now. Haha.

I walk into my office and sit in my very comfy chair behind ny desk, stretching out and yawning, eyes closed. It's been awhile since I've been here.

About ten minutes later, I wake up, and just like last night... I'm getting my dick sucked. Not by my blonde bombshell mom this time, but rather by Mrs Trumpster... Melania.

"Mmmmmmmmm... I just had to suck it again. I hope you don't mind, baby." Melania tells me in that very sexy, eastern European accent. She giggles, licking my crown playfully, and winking at me.

As Melania bobs away on my cock, sucking more and more of my fat shaft down her very talented throat, I light up a blunt and smoke, chillaxin' like a true mogul. A top notch blowjob from a beautiful, famous slut, and some good ass weed. True pimp livin'... Big Apple style.

Five minutes of sweet Melania oral cock worshipping and I'm cumming in her mouth... then pushing deep down her throat, and finishing there. She rubs my thighs so softly as my cum rockets down her throat, no gagging whatsoever. Such a beautiful lady. She looks up at me, winking at me. Yep... I've got the hots for her.

"Mmmmmmmmm... Thank you for the delicious treat, James. I absolutely love your cum, baby. Mmmmmmmmm." That eastern European accent continuing to tingle my lusty desires. It's as sexy as she is.

Melania sucks me clean, careful and completely worshipping my giant cock. Her tongue slowly licking all the way up and down both sides of my bulging shaft. Her lips dragging smoothly down the same path her tongue did. She pumps my shaft with both hands, holding it up tight as her hand reaches the point right under my mushroom head. She smiles at me, blows me a sweet kiss... then laps at the last drop of cum as it leaks out of my wide open piss slit.

Melania softly kisses the tip of my cock with a very beautiful smile. I pull her up to me and kiss her sweet, sperm tinged lips, rubbing and cupping her lush breasts through her red silk blouse.

We chill in my office, sharing a blunt as Melania sits in my lap. Kim texts me some pics of her and Ivanka's, "checking up on" the Trumpster. It's several pics of them double sucking his insanely thick cock. That's the thickest fucking cock I've ever seen. Kim and Ivanka are giving thumbs up to the camera as they lick and suck that obesely impressive thing.

A couple more pics of Kim taking the Trumpster's ginormous dong in her dazzling rump, follow. Kim's bent over the hotel sofa while Ivanka sucks her daddy's huge hanging balls. The Trumpster's grinning from ear to ear, smoking a fat cigar, all cocky and larger than life.

The last pics are of Ivanka playing her a mouthful of her daddy's cum. Seems like the dude cums a lot. Kim adds, "a whole lotta cum... and it tastes great too... and this was his THIRD load. I drank the other two. Hehe. Yum." My bangin' hot wife, the super cum whore. Haha.

Melania and I get a kick outta the pics, smoking and kissing, chillaxin' nice and laid back. I'm thinking I'm gonna hire her in some capacity, just to have her very fine ass around as much as possible. She seems to like the idea. Her ass grinding all up one my bulge makes me come to that conclusion.

It's always like this at Big Apple Bitches. Hot bitches... hot sex... and a whole lotta cum. Fun times 24/7. I like to like to do it big around here... Big Apple Bitches style, bitches. Ha.

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