This one is for my ladies at the This Is Trash Podcast... What up, bitches!... Bend over and spread 'em... Daddy's here............

I'M DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Swagg Pimpin' all over your ass 24 fucking 7!

Yeah, you know me. I'm Dick The Pimp. Been rockin' Literotica since 2018, swagg pimpin' all over the fans... and the bitch boy trolls... ever since. This is a little different story. Don't worry, it's filthy as fuck. Bitches gettin' pimped. Holes gettin' pounded. And all of it topped off with a big ol' dose of the Dick The Motherfucking Pimp specialty.... PISS!

Anyway, I'm gonna tell this story a little different than I normally do. A couple of super sleazy flashbacks, mixed in with a little of my real life trashy pimp story with the standard, freaky ass and twisted Dick The Pimp fantasy fuckery you know and love. If you dig what I do, thank you and you'll really enjoy this story. If you don't dig what I do..... Well... Fuck you and you'll definitely get pissed off by this story. And you know what? I really don't give a fuck either way. That's me. I'm Dick... and your bitch loves me. Keep on fuckin' my fellow pervs. Now... On with the fuck show..........

Real life events and people changed for dramatic... and other... purposes... It's a fuck fantasy peeps...

NYC... 2010...

"Yeah... I gotta go out there. Money calls. A pimp gotta follow the dollar signs... Yeah. My bitch Misha hooked me up with an actress out there. Porn, dude. She's gonna hook me up with some of her friends that need some extra cash. A couple of famous bitches too... You know it... Later."

Grabbed a cab and headed to JFK. Caught my flight and slept most of the way there. Gotta recharge the pimp batteries.

The plane pulled into LAX...

East coast pimpin' gonna take over the west coast. Here I come City Of Angels.

"Hey, Dick."

"Hey, Gianna. Looking amazing, baby doll."

"Awww...thanks, babe. You're looking fine too. You gonna give me some dick... Dick?" Gianna smiles all naughty at me as we waited for the cab.

"Damn straight, baby." A nice and cocky pimp wink for my new main bitch.

We went at it hard and heavy in the back of the cab. The driver kept peepin' us while he drove. Thankfully the horny motherfucker didn't wreck.

Gianna Michaels drove her tongue down my throat so far, it felt like she could lick my ass from the inside out. Damn, that bitch has some gorgeous titties. I slapped 'em and squeezed 'em extra rough while we sucked tongues and swapped spit.

Gianna started blowing me at a stoplight. The driver, some old hairy dude, got a nice long glimpse of the sloppy blowjob. The porn queen sucking off the new king pimp of LA right there beside an In 'n Out. Gianna's head bouncing in my lap full messy speed ahead, ten inches of thick pimp dick shoved down her fucking throat. My hand pushing her down as far as I could as she sucked me off, spit flying and hanging off of everywhere. Messy as shit and fucking awesome as shit!

Gianna loves getting used in public. I fucked her a few times before I came out here and each time we fucked in public. She and I have that fetish in common. Watch on, pervy motherfuckers. Watch the fuck on!

She was riding me a minute after the cab started moving again. Bouncing all crazy on my thick, throbbing meat her juices rolling down my fat ass shaft. I knew I was gonna make a fortune off this bitch.

I shoved my head deep into her big titty valley and sucked away, all violent and sloppy. So much titty meat in my mouth, I could barely breathe. Gianna kept screaming and creaming the whole time, flooding that dude's cab big time.

We stopped again, right as I came in her pussy. Gianna looked right into my eyes, the sluttiest look ever plastered all over that perfect face, licking her lips nice and heated and all. We kissed deep for a minute as I finished cum dumping in her. God damn! My dick kept lurching around inside her flooded cunt. It felt so fucking good!

"Wanna fuck her?" I surprised the cabbie. I may have surprised Gianna a little too initially, but she quickly played along.

"Huh?... Oh... sure. How much?"

"A grand for a fuck." I winked at Gianna. She smirked back, snickering too, then licked my lips.

"I don't have that much, sorry."

"$100 for a blowjob."

He thought about it for a second. Gianna smiled all naughty at me.

"Ok, sure."

"Pull over and have the money ready. No fuckin' around." I laid down the law. I kissed Gianna all deep and horny. Making money always turns me the fuck on. Pimpin' one of my hot bitches does too.

Dude pulled over to a quiet spot in a hurry and whipped out a hundred dollar bill. Gianna grabbed it, and handed it to me. She learns fast. Good.

A minute later, the old dude was sitting beside me in the back seat getting his old greasy knob slobbed by a world famous porn slut. He was having a grand ol' time, grinning from hairy ear to hairy ear.

Gianna kept smiling up at me from the floor, she was down there on her knees spitting all I've that fat old dick, then sucking it all the way in and shaking her head around on it. Wild and messy blowjob... the best kind.

Old dude grunted real loud when he started to cum. Gianna whipped his old wrinkled dick outta her mouth and jerked him off all over her huge heaving tits. She slapped that fat greasy dick on her cummy tits and rubbed it all in his watery seed, sucking it once to get a taste. She threw me a happy ho wink, and away we went. My first LA pimpin' money made.

That's how it all started for me in LA. Gianna introduced me to her friends and next thing you know I had a stable of hot porn hoes up and runnin'... and making me money. Big money! Swagg Pimpin' all day, every day.

The cabbie drove us to Gianna's place. I stayed there for a few days til I got settled in my new hometown. Gianna, my new main bitch. Top ho from the get go.

Gianna happily drank three loads of my nice and tangy, very special swagg pimp edition NYC piss that first night. Gotta get the bitch used to my taste nice and fast. I'm all about the piss, bitches. Yeah... you know me.

LA... 2021...

"Dick... you got a fix for me, daddy? Pretty please." My bitch Jessica Simpson knows I'll hook her up. Most people don't know she's coke head. She does a great job keeping that shit private. I help with that too. I've got some good connections that can cover that shit up if needed.

I pass her some blow and get a sweet kiss. Fair trade, huh? Yeah... don't get cute. The bitch fucks me whenever I want it, and she buys me stuff too. A lot of stuff! I'm a pimp... I always get paid.

"Thank you, baby." Jessica licks my face before she runs off to the bathroom to get high.

I chill on the sofa, watching some TV and drinking a beer. Got a big ol' brick of cash on the coffee table. Last night's take. Got them hoes walkin' overtime on the track. I'm Dick, Bitch! That's what I do.

I prop my feet up and smile. Christine Divine's on the news. Fox 11. If her fans knew what she does for me... and the tricks. Fuck! She's one nasty... but real beautiful... news ho. Light chocolate delight. My vanilla gorilla loves it too.

Leaning back, smoking the best shit I've ever smoked. Alia really came through. Alia Janie's a former porn chick that's turned into a comedienne. Funny thing is, she's a New York comic now, but used to live out here. I'm a former New Yorker that lives out here now. Funny life, huh?

Anyway, she hooked me up when she was out here with me last week. I have a regular supplier, but the bitch got pinched. So Alia bailed me out. That's what friends are for. Especially my friends.

Sweet smoke slowly blowing out. Jessica comes back out, and jumps on me on the couch, all happy and horny. Damn, she's beautiful. One of the most beautiful women in the entertainment biz. Blonde and big tits... just like Big Daddy likes. Oh hell yeahhhhhh.

She leans over and kisses me, remnants of coke dust on her nose. I slap and squeeze that sweet ass in her pink shorts, sliding them off of her nice and quick.

Jessica goes to work on me as we kiss, pulling off my shorts and grinding that bald, dripping wet pussy all over my dick. Her big titties rubbing all over my chest too. Always a good thing.

"Yo..."

"Hey, daddy. Just wanted to call you and tell you I finished with the trick. He tipped me real well too. I'll bring over the money."

"Cool, baby. Later."

My bitch Kate Upton let me know what's up. I hooked her up with a rich dude and she did her thing... Cha ching. Kate's one of my all time biggest earners. I've been pimpin' her for about five years now.

Jessica meanwhile is eating my dick, having sloppily licked her way all the way down to it, her pink lipstick smeared all over my abs.

While Jessica's proving how much of a slutty cock hound she is, I check out my poem on the wall across the room as I smoke. Red, dripping blood style writing with a black frame.

Who am I? Well... I'm king... And I'll tell you why.

I'm cool, I'm cocky, I'll make your girl drool... Yeah... That's me.

I'm a pimp, Never a gimp, Always makin' money, Dippin' Honey.

Rollin' blunts, Fuckin' cunts, Your girl dreams of me... You'll see.

I'm me... Fucked up and free.

Swagged out with my big ass cock out.

Man, Myth, Legend... You decide which.

I'm me... I'm Dick, Bitch!

Poetic swaggness right there. I wrote that when I first got to LA.

"God, I love your cock, baby. Mmmmmmmmm. Fuck my throat, big daddy. Use me. I'm your bitch. Use your bitch good, daddy."

Hottest slutty whore from Texas ever. I get down to the rough throat fucking, holding Jessica's head and violently ramming my ten thick straight down there. She gags and pukes as I pull out, vomit and spit hanging very obscenely from my dick to her lips. It's fucking awesome! I ram back down and fuck her even harder, the very loud, very sloppy gagging noises she's making, spurring me on even more.

I just smirk and rape her throat some more. Jessica fully submits, gladly letting me roughly abuse her throat, taking it for my filthy, perverted pleasure. My kinda bitch.

The violent throat pummeling lasts for an hour or so. There's so much vomit and spit everywhere, my maid's gonna have a super fit. Fuck her. The bitch needs to work harder anyway.

I piss all over Jessica's messy smiling face first. My yellow dick wine splashing her blonde whore face like a tidal wave, bouncing off that gorgeous face furiously, splattering anywhere and everywhere.

Jessica gulps down a couple of mouthfuls of warm piss, then gets some more violent throat raping, in and out, harder and harder and fucking harder! More puke. More piss. More spit... a lot more mess.

About ten minutes later, the bitch drinks my huge load. My sperm rocketing down her gaped out throat at break neck speed. Jessica coos and moans so happy as she gulps down my entire spermy wad, drinking every thick drop of dick ooze, willingly and so fucking joyfully.

Kate drops by and hands me all the cash. True pimpin'. I get all the money. I take real good care of my bitches though. I count off about half of the dough and give it to Kate. She kneels down and blows me as a thank you. If you properly train your hoes, you will always be rewarded for it.

Getting a blowjob from Kate Upton after she hands you a huge wad of cash will make your ego go through the fucking roof. That's my life, bitches. Bitches, money, and more of both. All day, everyday.

Kate drinks the super creamy jizz shake in record time. Bitch can work a dick like nobody's business. Her sexy cooing as she very happily sucks down my jizz only makes the experience even more beautifully fucking fantastic.

I decide to feed her times two. Yep... piss time again. Kaye opens up and smiles. Supermodel perfection up close. My piss shoots right into that perfect mouth and right down her fucking throat. She keeps her mouth open so Jessica can film it all with Kate's phone. She wants to keep a vid for later. Naughty whore always looking for more.

I keep pissing, blasting Kate's tonsils non stop with my tangy dick wine. She drinks it down, swallowing a big mouthful, then patiently letting her mouth fill up again, before swallowing another one down.

Jessica hands me the phone and they share the last mouthful, kissing and piss swapping happily as they suck tongues and spit into each other's nasty whore mouths. Only thing better than a horny hot whore is two of 'em. Especially if they're drinking my fucking piss.

My sister Gina flew in from New York to stay with me for a week or so. I fucked her in the car on the way back from the airport. Nothing fancy. Just a standard ass fucking in the back seat. I love cum dumping in her big, thick rump. She loves it too. My sister is the ass fuck queen of the east coast. God.. I love fucking her big ass. Makes me so hard just thinking about it.

I pimp her ass too. Gotta pimp your family too, bitches. Ain't nothin' wrong with some family pimp fun. Money's money. It's still green... know what I mean?

Dude... I pimp everybody. Dick's pimp game is unmatched. I'll pimp my mom, your mom, your mom's mom, your third cousin's step mom's mom. You name it. Bitch has some good pussy... I'll make a buck off it. Again... I'm Dick, Bitch!

2015... NYC... My first trip back home after my move to LA...

I was hanging out with my bitch Karen Gravano from that Mob Wives show. We we're on Fifth Avenue shopping. More like she was shopping and I was along for the ride.

"Dick, baby. It's good to have you back home. Be careful though. There's still some bad feelings about Tommy and what he did. I'll protect you though." Karen threw me a sexy kiss as she looked through the furs.

Tommy was a childhood friend of mine that got mixed up in a bad situation and ended up getting life for it. No further details at this time. Not important.

I ended up getting some residual heat from what Tommy did even though I had nothing at all to do with it. It's one of the reasons I ended up in LA. That's not my life. To each, their own. That life ain't for me though. I'm all about pimpin' and fuckin', the order of those two switches by the second.

"Come..." Karen grabbed my hand and led me to the dressing room, a fur on her arm. Chinchilla I believe.

"Whip it out, daddy." Karen bit my lower lip and sucked hard on it, rubbing my cock real nice through my leather pants. I whipped it out and my gorgeous bitch went to work.

Karen wrapped both hands around my massive shaft and pumped it fast, licking and biting my neck as I growled with sheer, boner raising delight. A drop of precum oozed outta my piss slit and Karen swiped it up with a finger, letting me watch her suck it down, her cherry red, voluptuous lips pursed so tight around her finger as she sucked it like a cock. Slutty bitch had me at that sexy shit.

Karen knelt before me and worshipped the king pimp's dick. "Suck it, slut!"

"Mmmmmmmmm. Yes, sir. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmmm." Those full lips sucked me so good, pursing around my thick meat, pulling it further and further into her mouth. My precum slimy bathing Karen's naughty tongue. That bitch knows what's she's doin'. She's a helluva good earner too.

I made $25,000 off Karen and those titties in five minutes one time. Dude in a club was so desperate to titty fuck her, she worked him for 25K. And it all came to daddy. Money money money money money!

"Bob that shit, baby. Funky cold bj." My smokey pimp smirk making Karen laugh around my ten inch meat. That brown haired head flying as she sucked me, faster and more relentlessly. Those lips racing up and down my shaft, her spit following right behind so perfectly.

Damn sales clerk kept banging on the door wanting me to put out my joint. I tossed her a 20 and ignored her.

I ass fucked Karen from behind, watching in the mirror, all calm and chill... pimp vibe on high... as she took every thick inch of pimp daddy dickness in that phat ass, shaking it for me, and on me. My big hands vice locked on her huge tits, squeezing 'em senseless as my hips slammed into Karen's jiggly ass, mercilessly driving my big pimp dick even further up there.

"GOD DAMN!! I'M CUMMING!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" Karen's pussy cream splattered the dressing room wall so violently. You could hear a loud SPLAT each time a wave of her cum shot across there. That bitch has a power pussy for sure. It pelted the living fuckery outta that wall. SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT... It went over forever.

My dick kept throbbing inside that tight rump, piledriving up it non stop as I squeezed the living titty fuck outta her huge fucking melons. GOD DAMN! I LOVE FUCKING A WHORE UP THE ASS!!! AND IN PUBLIC TOO! WOO FUCKIN' HOO, BITCH!!!

Karen sucked down my full, super charged protein load, non stop gooey cream pelting her tonsils and racing down her throat. She pumped my thick throbbing base so fucking fast I thought my dick was gonna fly off.

Karen drank every single drop. Sucking it out, then quickly slurping it down. I banged her throat, my hand on her head, smacking her face as I did. Bitch loves rough sex. I just pimp smirked, smoke flying from my mouth as I throat hanged my bitch so rough and rowdy, Karen almost fell over twice. I was shaking her head around as I violently fucked that bitch's throat, her intensely happy smile spurring me on... Bingo!

My second load of cum pumped relentlessly straight down her gullet. Right to her stomach. Karen opened her throat wide and submitted to her man... her pimp.

A bitch on her knees in front of you, smiling up at you with such intense love. Desperately wanting to please you any way you want... that's what makes a pimp. That's what makes me Dick The Motherfucking Pimp, bitches!

"Mmmmmm. Thank you, daddy. God.... Your cum makes me so wet... see..." Karen pulled her fingers outta her super soaked pussy and showed me. I leaned down and sucked 'em clean as she sucked me clean. Two wild eyed sexed up New Yorkers sucking down cum in a Saks Fifth Avenue dressing room. NYC swagg pimp style. Yeah... that's me.

LA... 2021...

I was hanging with my bitch Jamie the other day. She does a podcast... This Is Trash Podcast. We were chillin' on the couch, smokin' and watching some porn. Chillaxin' the Dick The Pimp way. And that meant my pimp dick was up her butt. Yeah, she was riding me, her back to me. That bitch was smokin' and dick riding like a champ. My kind of multitasking. Her head leaned back... her big titties being roughly molested by yours truly's horny ass hands. My fingers pinching, and flicking her throbbing nips, rolling them quickly through my fingers.

Her tight butt kept pulling and pumping my ten inch pimp rod every time her ass came up off me. She slammed it back down on me over and over as I reached around and rubbed her fucking clit as fucking fast as humanly possible. Her pussy was jumping and jiving, quivering and quaking. I kept rubbing faster faster faster faster faster faster anddddddddddddddd....... FUCKING FASTER!!!!!

That bitch came so hard it even surprised me. It shot outta that hard rockin', thumping, trashy podcasting poontang like it was shot out a damn canon. Fuck Fuck Fuck! BA---BOOM, BITCHES!!!

Jamie splashed my TV, my poem on the wall from earlier, even my Yosemite Sam doll I had against the wall for good luck. I won the lotto once right after I bought him so I keep it around for the hell of it. Poor Yosemite. Oh well... He liked it though. Dude got a brand new sweet pussy jizz mustache. It was a rootin' tootin' blast for damn sure.

I pulled Jamie back down to me and shoved my fucking tongue down her throat, still rubbing and smacking her pounding clit... alternating... as I drive my thick pimp dick up her butt. She was screaming wildly in my mouth, and still creaming all over my sofa... and even some more on Yosemite Sam.

I jumped up when it was time, and she knew exactly what to do, quickly kneeling in front of me. "It's cum time, bitch." I pimp smirked at her. Jamie just smiled at her pimp, her tongue wildly lapping at my flying sperm wave. My thick creamy jizz blasted her mouth, her tongue, and even painted her cheeks. I kept cumming and cumming. So much gooey, silky smooth dick milk gravy. Jamie cooed happily and drank it, furiously sucking my mushroom crown, her tongue dancing around under it.

I lit another blunt and smoked, puffing and exhaling at the ceiling, then smirking at Jamie, all cocky and pimptastic. We both knew she loved my cum... and me. She rubbed my thighs as I smoked, not even looking at her. I let her finish drinking me cum dry, then I finally winked at her, softly caressing her sexy face. A sweet moment between the king of pimps and his bitch...... then I passed down her throat. Gotta be me, bitches. Ha.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm... so goodddddddddddd." Jamie cooed around my pissing cock, rubbing my thighs, greedily gulping down my pimp infused duck liquor like the sex crazed, Dick The Motherfucking Pimp lovin' bitch she is. So fucking hot!

After I finished, I leaned down and kissed my bitch, piss and all. I held her face and tongue fucked while we swapped pissy spit. I'm diggin' this chick. I'm gonna keep her around. I can always use a good horny bitch. Cum and piss drinking on top of it.

That's me, bitches. A short look into my pimp life. Be yourself. I'm me. Learn from me. Always be yourself. No matter what, who, or why... always be yourself. Hey, I'm the Pimp Of Pimps. Swagged out with my big ass cock out. I'm Dick, Bitch!