Dick The Pimp *Swagg Pimpin' 24 7* {The Freaky King of Porn and SeXXX}



Last Updated:

Post New Blog
Manage Blog
Email to a Friend

Gender:
Status: Swinger
Age: 65
Sign: Gemini

Country: United States
Signup Date: September 26, 2019

Who Gives Kudos:


My Subscriptions

08/17/2021 

Dick Gets Trashy
Category: Roleplay Stories

This is for my honeys Jamie and Mel... Keep it trashy ladies

Jamie and Mel's Podcast Studio...

"I'm from New York City originally. Lower West Side."

"A sexy New York swagg pimp daddy."

"You know it, baby."

"So... Dick... What naughty fantasy do you have that you haven't partaken in yet?... If any?"

I think about it... "... Hmm... Well, I've got one, but I've already done a version of it with someone else. But... I'd like to do it with you two hot and horny bitches. If you're up for it." I give Mel and Jamie a once over with my swagg pimp grin of grins.

They smirk all naughty at each other and answer at the exact same time. "HELL YEAH!"

I pour us all a shot of Jack, pimp smirk.... then... "Ok, ladies. This is a merry little trashy tale about me, you and you... and Santa Claus. A midget will be thrown in for good, horny measure."

"Yum." Jamie downs the shot and shakes her eyebrows at me, all horned up and ready to be swaggified.

Let the fantasy fuckery begin.......

Santa's Den... North Pole...

"Santa... Where are the bitches? I thought they were gonna be here already."

"Relax, Horny. Dick is bringing them. Just chill. Have another special egg nog. Hehehehehe."

"No thanks. I've already had seven glasses. I've gotta pee really bad."

"Here they are now. Hey there, Dick. HO HO HO."

"Sup, Santa. Sorry I'm late. Jamie and Mel gave me a double blowjob in the limo... and I wanted it to last as long as possible. Those two horny bitches can suck a damn dick." They double slurped and sucked me silly. Mel on my cock and Jamie on my balls, both bitches spitting all over both, making it all messy, then both licking and kissing up and down my fat fucking shaft to the tip. They took turns sucking me deep, their slutty tongues dirty dancing all around my thumping pimp cock as they furiously sucked me off in tandem. I finally fed them an extra big load of my super creamy sperm shake. They very happily caught it all in their mouths, then kissed and cum swapped for my viewing pleasure, stringing out my gooey dick cream about a foot, then sucking it in til their lips met, tongue sucking and cum swapping for five minutes straight. Fucking awesome blowjob.

"HO HO HO... I'm sure they can. And I sure wanna find out myself. HO HO HO."

"Hey, Dick."

"Hey, Horny." Gotta give the midget a high five... and he whiffed. Ha. Had to do that.

Jamie and Mel stroll over all dolled up in matching Santa's helpers costumes. All those titties popping out. Damn... Big trashy tits are something special for sure.

"Santa... Horny... This is Jamie and Mel. Ladies... old man Kringle himself and his top helper." After the introduction, I look for some weed. Santa usually has some good shit stashed around here somewhere. Mel smoked my last blunt in the limo on the way over.

"Hey there, ladies. HO HO HO indeed. Dick always has the finest ones." Santa smirks, his big belly... and cock... shaking as he does his trademark Santa chuckle.

"Awww... thank you, Santa. It's so cool to finally be here. Oh my God. Your house is so beautiful. Dick was showing us around." Mel makes sure to bounce her boobies for jolly ol' St. Nick.

Horny just looks up her very short and tight, red with white fur trim mini skirt. "Not bad." He blurts out. Mel... like Jamie... is going commando. Always ready for action. A sign of a true horny slut.

I finally find some smoke crank up the stereo. In Da Club blasting on a loop, extra bass and all.

I puff, then pass to Jamie. We share a little sorta romantic smoke moment, sexy smiles and a smoke sharing kiss included. I get in a rough booty grope for the fuck of it.

"Well... HO HO HO... Let's get this party started... HO HO HO HO HO!!!!" Santa whips out his long, fat yule log... and away we go.

Jamie and Mel hit their knees and double gobble Santa's meat. Horny comes over wit two glasses of their special egg nog. "Here ya go, ladies. Hehe." He hands them each a ass. Jamie looks at Mel, both a little curious about what makes it so special. They shrug their shoulders then go bottoms up on the egg nog.

"Oh my God... Yum! This really is special. It's so tasty." Mel digs it. Jamie agrees.

"Oh yeahhh. Mmmmmm. So tasty." They both go back to slurping Santa's fat dick, Jamie sucking it, Mel licking and kissing up and down the shaft.

Horny gets behind them and kneels back there, get ready to shove his tongue up their slutty, trashy pussies. "It's just our cum... And a little of my piss." Horny blurts out, slapping Jamie's ass as he dives into her dripping wet snatch, sucking it hard, wiggling his long tongue nice and deep like up in her quivering pussy. He reaches over slides a couple of his short, stubby fingers up Mel's snatch, fingering her fast and freaky. She's shaking her butt in anticipation.

Jamie and Mel smile all naughty at each other, cooing happily on Santa's huge cock knowing they've already tasted his piss and sperm... very much wanting a whole lot more. Ho Ho Ho.

Me... I stand over Mel's sexy ass and start pissing on it.

My warm piss splashes Mel's bouncing booty. She coos with nasty delight as I point my pissing pimp cock right at her winking anus. BOOM! Splash City all up on that rosebud. God, it's a hot sight. All that warm tangy dick liquor blasting that booty hole.

"GOD!!! PISS IN MY ASS, DADDY! YES!!!" Mel wants it....... Mel gets it!

I kneel down, still pissing on her ass, and push against her tight anal ring. My piss lubing her up enough for me to slide right in. My pissing dick inching up her tight ass as all of that warm urine bathes and batters her bowels non stop. She's shaking from the wet and wild sensations, her body fully submitting to my perverted desires. My bitch. This is my ass now. She's knows it. I know it.

"FUCK!!! YOUR DICK'S SO BIG IN MY BUTT, DICK! I LOVEEEEEEEEE ALL THAT PISS IN ME! GOD!!!!!"Mel shakes her head around, wildly grunting and growling from being used so pervertedly by the swagg pimp king. This bitch loves getting fucked, and she loves getting fucked by yours truly. Piss in the ass and all, bitches!

Horny spreads some peanut butter all over Jamie's cum spurting poontang and starts lapping it up like a hungry doggy. That freaky midget also spreads some baby oil all over his fist as his tongue dances up and down Jamie's puffy, peanut buttery slit, then into her pussy cream flavored cunt, lapping up any and every thing in sight.

Horny slides two oily fingers up Jamie's ass, twisting them in, fucking her shapely, sexy butt nice and steady with them. I reach over and slap my other bitch's ass nice and hard while Horny finger fucks it, eating her beautifully messy pussy, furiously rubbing his bearded pudgy face all up in it as he does, and while I booty bang my slutty bitch Mel with my fat ass pissing pimp dick!

Mel and Jamie turn up the heat on ol' St Nick. They lustfully lick faster up and down his 11 inch old pale shaft, kissing and nibbling on it too. Mel sucks it in, not gagging at all... the slutty bitch hahaha... then Jamie spits all over it and bobs on it at hyper speed.

Blast off! "HERE IT FUCKING CUMS.... HO HO FUCKING HO, HOES!!!" Santa growls emphatically, his cum shooting out full force, powerfully painting Mel and Jamie's faces with a gooey spermy glaze. Several huge globs of creamy dick goo hitting them hard, running down their sexually glowing faces, right into their waiting, cum craving mouths.

"God... I love your minty cum, Santa. Mmmmmmmmmm." Mel approves, sucking that huge crown, draining the last couple of jizz balls outta there.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm. Yum yum!" Jamie licks all around her cum covered lips, lapping all that gooey north pole delight up and quickly gulping it all down. Mel and Jamie kiss, moaning loud into each other's mouths as Mel takes my big pissing dick up her ass and Jamie takes Horny's whole little fist up there. The little perv snuck it up there while she was busy sucking down Santa's Christmas gift jizz. He's twisting his fist in and out of her ass, over and over and over.

Jamie screams blissfully as she and Mel kiss. Mel reaches back and rubs my face as I finish pissing in her still tight ass. There's so much piss, it's flooded back outta her butt and has pooled between her legs on the red carpet. I just keep ass banging my bitch full speed ahead. Nice and rough and fast. Slamming my crotch against her jiggly booty cheeks every time my cock drives up her rump. Fucking awesome butt sex!

I grab her hair and yank on it, slamming even harder up her ass, faster faster faster faster faster faster faster faster..... Anddddddddddd faster!

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! YES YES YES!!!" Mel squirts so damn hard it almost hurts my big ass balls when it hits them. Damn... do it, bitch! Her pussy violently pumps out a massive load of pussy nut as I slap that jiggly ass hard and yank back on her hair, railing up her butt SO FUCKING FASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! HOT FUCKING DAMN!!! WHEW!

My ten inch pimp dick blazes up that trashy booty a million miles an hour as Mel keeps on cumming. Her pussy cream is dripping off of me so damn much.

I pull out and wheel the bitch around. She growls up at me, so fucking turned on and ready to drink some jizz, she almost pulls my dick off when she deepthroats it. GOD DAMN! I start cumming immediately. I hold the bitch's head and start cum dumping down her fucking throat. Blast after creamy fucking blast of thick, extra gooey dick goo pumping straight down her cum greedy gullet.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm.... Feed me, daddy. I'm such a cum slut for you... Mmmmmmmmmmm." Mel moans around my cum spewing pimp dick. I hold that head on my cock and fuck her throat, cumming down it as I make her gag and spit. Her spit coming back outta her mouth, hanging obscenely from the corners of it as I finish cum dumping down her throat.

"Look at me, bitch." I tell her. She immediately looks up at me, smiling all sloppy around my fat dick.

I smirked, all cocky and swagged out. "This my mouth now, bitch. I fucking own it!" Mel moaned her approval and I roughly bang her throat. I love dominating sluts. Mel and Jamie both are such sexy, Dick The Motherfucking Pimp loving sluts that it makes me fucking smile... all swagged out with my big ass cock out smile. Ha.

Santa and Horny gave us a tour of the work shop. The naughty tour. I fucked Jamie while she sucked off Horny on one of the tables as Mel got fucked by Mrs Claus' favorite fucking machine. It has a twelve inch yellow dildo that squirts. And a seven inch one underneath... it squirts also... for some real nice DP action. Mel took it in both holes for an hour or so. Horny and I just kept fucking Jamie while Santa filmed it and jacked off all over Mel's sexy fucking face. He's gonna put it up on his naughty bitch site. Mel and Jamie both are gonna be big stars on that website. Hahaha.

After dinner, Jamie and Mel both crawled up to me under the table and sucked me off, first drinking and sharing my cum... filming it too... then drinking my post Christmas ham dinner piss. I made sure to have several beers first to give them a real big load of dick liquor to gulp down.

Before we left, Jamie made sure to strapon fuck Horny in the butt while he ate some more peanut butter out of Mel's ass. Santa and I both filmed that shit. I made sure to pack Mel's gorgeous ass full of peanut butter... the nice and smooth kind... first. Jamie really went to town on Horny's midget ass. She pounded it out mercilessly. The little bastard loved it though.

He also loved when Mel and Jamie both kneeled over him and pissed all over him too. They covered him from hoer hat to toe in their warm, tasty piss. I licked the last off of Jamie's twat afterwards. I sucked her pussy so damn hard cause I liked the taste so much, she came in my mouth in record time. Her pussy nut is soooooo fucking tasty too. I greedy gulped that delicious treat down with a real happy groan of pussy loving delight. Yummy yum fucking yum!

It was a fun trip for me and my two trashy bitches. The flight back home was fun too. We freak fucked the whole way home. Ass, titties, dick and pussy gettin' worked HARD. Cum and piss for everyone. Hahaha. HO HO HO, You horny trashy pervs. I'm Dick The Motherfucking Pimp! And Dick... always gets trashy.

02: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  |  

Back to Blog List

Back to Blog List

-