"You're not nervous are you, babe?"

"No. I just want to make sure everything goes well. I know it's important to you, my love."

I smile. My chick is always doing anything she can to make me happy. Kelly's the best.

We're in our pimped out black Escalade in the front of the Four Seasons, by the entrance. Dale lives in Frisco, so he came down to LA and got a suite real quick at the hotel when I told him about meeting Kelly.

As I said before, I need some help with some shit I've got going on... so, here we are.

Kelly's looking heavenly hot as always. A very short and tight, black sequined minidress and heels. Her long blonde hair styled out perfectly. Nice and thick and wavy. Diamond clips in her hair on both sides of her head. Her wet and creamy, cherry red lipstick is making me wanna stuff my fucking dick down her throat right here in the parking lot, and forget all about Dale.

But, I already did that before we left the house... twice. The stuffing my fucking dick down her throat stuff. Two awesome blowjobs from my porn queen wife. And, that was on top of the piss happy titty fuck, and two hour butt bang fun we had before the blowjobs. Yeah... we fuck a lot.

"I love you, baby. I love you more than anything, my king." Kelly's sweet, loving smile warming my dark, depraved heart.

"Right back atcha, my queen. I love you more than life itself." I smiles back and wink. Kelly caresses my face and kisses me. The hell with the lipstick. Our lips and tongues fucking real dirty right there in our SUV. My woman greatly exciting me as she does every other second of every day.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I wanna kiss you forever. Hehehe. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I've got the sexiest hubby of all time. Hehe." That smile. That freaking gorgeous smile. Electric sexuality in a nutshell.

"Baby... that makes two of us. Well... at least with the sexiest spouse of all time stuff. My wife... no hubby for me." We laugh and kiss some more. Kelly's extra succulent lips taking over and lip fucking me silly. So smooth and sexy too. Her tongue twirling around, making my tongue it's bitch. Ha.

Kelly looks right into my eyes and playfully tickles my chin. Smiling so sweet and beautiful. Her green eyes mesmerizing my blue ones. She gives me a quick lip lick, and another kiss, then she fixes her lipstick in the mirror.

I watch my chick apply her lipstick, rolling it back and forth so smoothly across those full, super luscious lips. Marveling at how fucking sexy she truly is. The perfect woman in every single way possible. The most beautiful. The most gorgeous. The hottest. The sexiest. The absolute best. Period. Simple, and so very true.

Her very low cut top exposing those insanely perfect, all natural 34FF breasts. They're almost pouring outta that minidress top. Those silver sequins sparkling all over her dress just highlighting the true awesomeness of those massive knockers even more.

"Gotta go, my king. I'll let you know how's it's going." Kelly smiles at me again, and tickles my chin once more. She gives me a quick peck on the lips, then gets out of the Escalade, and walks inside the hotel, her black, sequined Gucci purse hanging from her right shoulder. Kelly waves back at me when she goes in the door. I wave back at her, and think. I think about how lucky I am to have found her. All the crazy shit I've gotten into in my life, and I end up finding, and marrying, the most perfect woman ever to grace the planet. I hit it big, dude. I hit it big.

I head out, over to see a pal of mine. A female pal. The best kind.

A little later...

"Can I show you something, Kelly?"

"Sure, Dale? What is it?" Kelly grins over the brim of her vodka glass. She sips the drink. Dale gets up off of the sofa, and holds out his hand to her. A naughty grin on his chubby face. Kelly is intrigued. She puts her drink down, and grabs his hand, letting him help her up. They walk into the bedroom. Kelly's intrigued, and also a little nervous. She doesn't know Dale, and I haven't really told her much about him, so she doesn't really know what to expect.

It's a big, beautiful bedroom, like the rest of the suite. Kelly looks around for a second before her attention immediately turns to the large brown table to the side, by the bathroom door. She stops in her tracks.

"Here you go, my dear. My toys." Dale smirks, taking a swig of his drink, then putting the glass down on the bedside table.

Kelly stands there, her mouth open, her eyes bulging. The table is completely covered by all kinds of vibratory, dildos, and any other kind of sex toy you can possibly imagine. And, it's a large table. So, there's a bunch of toys. A BUNCH!

"Holy shit!" Kelly says to herself. She can't believe how many sex toys that rich lawyer brought with him from San Francisco. It's like he opened a sex toy store right in his hotel suite.

"What do you think?" Dale asks. He laughs, knowing my wife's shocked by what she sees.

"I... I... I don't know what to think. That's a lot of toys, Dale. Jesus. You've got everything. I mean..." Kelly finally walks over to the table and checks out everything up close. She picks up a cock ring shaped like a heart. It's got a switch on it. She turns it on, and it starts buzzing really good. Kelly laughs. "Oh my God. Haha." She's grinning and giggling as she looks over everything. Dale's glad that Kelly didn't get too shocked, and run out of his room, screaming.

"Mmmmmmmmmm. I like this one." Kelly grabs a foot long, very veiny, lifelike, flesh colored dildo. She holds it up, and shakes it, giggling as it wobbles around. She runs her left hand up the very veiny shaft, and moans. "Oh yeah. Mmmmmmmmmm. I definitely like this one."

Dale walks up next to her and hands her a white egg shaped vibrator. "Here. You have to try this one. It's remote controlled. Slip it in your pussy and I'll show you." Kelly thinks about it for a second, then quickly ditches any reservations she may have had before.

Kelly hikes up her minidress, and pulls her black g string to the side so she can slip the white egg vibrator all the way up her pussy. She giggles from the fleshy texture of the egg as it slides up her coochie. It feels quite different than Kelly thought it would. She was expecting a plastic type feel to it.

"OH MY GOD!" Kelly's thighs immediately rub together instinctively when Dale hits the button on the remote control. "WOW! That's strong. Oh my God! It feels amazing!" Kelly's eyes roll as Dale hits the button again, grinning mischievously, loving how much Kelly loves his egg toy.

Kelly's bent over lightly her right hand on the table. The very stimulating intensity of the egg inside her is really getting to her. Kelly's pussy starts dripping real quick. That's a powerful sex toy for sure.

"Jesus... Do you sell these things or something? I'd love to have one of these things to take home." Kelly's breathing deep. Smiling real happy. Her pussy still on fire from just two buzzes of the toy.

"You can have it, Kelly. I own a stake in a sex toy company, and, I'm a big fan of them myself, so I always carry them with me, everywhere I go. Never know when you might need them." Dale and Kelly laugh. Dale buzzes Kelly's egg one more time. She closes her eyes and bites her bottom lip. Her pussy rattling so excitedly. Her juices now pouring down her legs.

"Oh.... Oh my God!!! Uhh!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. My God, that's great. Thank you so much for letting me have it... and for letting me try it out first. Hehe." Kelly sticks her tongue out of the side of her mouth, pounding the table with her right hand, cooing so blissfully as her juices flow down her legs. Her pussy purring so happy and pleasurably content.

"Thank you for letting me try it out on you, my dear." Dale smirks again... Then buzzes Kelly once more. The egg vibrating on full speed for ten seconds straight on her pounding pink walls. That's it. Kelly cums.

"OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!" Kelly pounds the sex toy covered table again, her mouth scrunched up as she squirts down her long, silky smooth legs. Her lush thighs still rubbing together. Her tall, trim, but extra curvy body trembling from the intense orgasm, and the intense stimulation from the egg that caused the orgasm in the first fucking place.

"God, you're gorgeous. James is such a lucky man."

"Oh God! Oh God! Whew!... I'm the lucky one, Dale. But, thank you. You're sweet. And God... you know how to work this thing for sure." Kelly laughs. Dale grins, and buzzes Kelly again. Just a quick buzz this time. Her eyes roll around in her head. Her pussy keeps on squirting. "FUCK!!! WOO!" a Kelly shakes her head around. "Wow! That's intense. Thank you." Kelly smiles at Dale. She finally reaches in her pussy and pulls the dripping wet egg out of her coochie though. Her body's shaking from all of the hardcore sensations she's felt the last couple of minutes or so.

Kelly looks at the pussy milk covered white egg. Dale smirks, the surprises Kelly. He grabs the egg and shoves it in his mouth, sucking her milky cream off of it as Kelly watches him. She's grinning her kinky approval at that. Dale spits the egg out of his mouth, into his hand, when's its clean, and hands it back to Kelly. She laughs and outs it on the table. Kelly smirks playfully and looks around the table. She grabs the heart shaped cock ring from before and holds it up.

"Well... turn about is fair play. Hehehe." Kelly wickedly grins, bouncing the cock ring in her hand, wiggling her eyebrows at Dale.

Dale laughs, then unzips his pants and pulls out his fat meat, letting it hang down in front of him. "It sure is, doll... It sure is." His horny grin is beaming. Kelly's too.

"You mind if I put it on for you?" Kelly pretends she doesn't know the answer. Giggling, and twirling the cock ring around on her finger.

"Please do, my dear" Dale motions to his cock. Grinning away.

Kelly shakes her eyebrows once more at Dale as she enticingly twirls the cock ring around her finger, then she stretches the red and white rubber heart and slides it up that fat piece of dick meat all the way up to the base. It snaps on nice and tight.

"There." Kelly smirks. She grabs the remote control from the table, grins at Dale, then buzzes it. Dale growls as the rubber heart vibrates deep down into his cock, making it twitch hard. Kelly giggles as the fat soft cock jumps. She buzzes the cock ring again, watching very closely. It jumps again. Dale groaning loud and extra turned on as my wife works his shaft with the heart shaped cock ring.

Kelly buzzes it once more, gently biting her bottom lips as Dale's now half hard cock jumps even harder this time.

Kelly sees a drop of precum shoot out of his piss slit as his dick jumps around. She reaches down and rubs the drop into his crown, pursing her gorgeous, cherry red lips as she rubs the clear fluid all around his spongy crown.

Kelly's watching that dick jump and twitch as she keeps on buzzing it every so often. Dale reaches up and grabs Kelly's huge titties through her mini dress and squeezes them as Kelly watches his cock. She doesn't say a word. She's mesmerized by the jumping cock and the power she has over it with the remote controlled cock ring.

Dale happy growls and happy grin increase as Kelly buzzes the cock ring again, and as he keeps on deeply squeezing those mind jiggling natural breasts of hers. Dale pulls them out of Kelly's top and slaps them, squeezing them rougher and rougher. Kelly moans, still gawking hard at that dancing meat bobbing around wildly for her kinky enjoyment.

Dale takes his clothes off as Kelly keeps on buzzing the cock ring. He groans and growls very happily. His fat, 62 year old cock bouncing around even more. Precum pouring from his piss slit, hanging off of the tip of his now hard crown.

Dale reaches out and rubs Kelly's still dripping pussy as she buzzes his dick with the heart shaped cock ring. It rattles that rock hard cock hard, sending electric waves of kinky glee shooting from the base to the tip.

"GOOD GOD! Oh yeahhhhhh! WOO!" Dale's grinning super happy, rubbing my wife's decadently juicy snatch as she keeps playing with his dick with the remote control. It jumps and bobs, precum shooting constantly out of the piss slit. Kelly smiles wickedly, her tongue sticking out of the corner of her mouth as she watches that eight inch meat missile go nuts from her extra horny, remote controlled touch.

Dale leans over, and sucks on Kelly's breasts. One at a time. His huge grin beaming. His mouth orally ravaging those 34FF melons as his fat dick keeps on jumping around between his legs. His ecstatic growls of delight echoing throughout the bedroom. The veins in his dick are bulging and thumping hard. His excitement increasing and boiling through his veins at hyper speed.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. You suck tits very well, Dale. Hehe." Kelly giggles. Quickly buzzing his shaft once more.

Dale growls again then sucks extra deep and hard on her left titty. His mouth pulling and sucking on that massive, soft, perfect shaped breast with fiercely intense, carnal bliss.

"It's not the only thing I do very well, baby." Dale laughs and keeps sucking. Kelly joins in, rubbing Dale's supremely happy face all over her huge heaving boob.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Hehehe. Well... You just might have to prove that. Hehe. Yeahhhhhh." Kelly grins, her tongue sliding so sexy across her cherry red lips. Her lipstick so wet and creamy and shiny as her yes roll back in her head. Dale definitely is a damn good titty sucker.

Kelly zaps his dick again with the remote. Dale screams out while he dick bounces violently between his legs. A little bit of piss as well as more precum spurts out of his dick as it bounces around outta control. He sucks even deeper and even more voraciously on my wife's massive natural knocker. His smiles so wide and happy, it looks like it might jump off of his face. The gray hair on his head and chest is sweaty. Dale's ready for more. Way more. But, is Kelly?.......

A little later...

I get a couple of pictures from Kelly as I'm sitting at a light. I just had a fun time with my girl Jackie. She's a black milf with awesome knockers. Not as big as Kelly's, but still so very fuckable... which I did. I also came on them, and washed the cum off with my piss. Fun times. Jackie made sure to suck me dry, very beautifully draining every last drop of slightly tangy dick wine from me. And good God... I had a lot of it. All those beers I had before I brought Kelly to the hotel.

I smirk and laugh when I look at the pics. The first one is Kelly laid back on her elbows, legs spread wide, while Dale eats her pussy. He's fucking her butt with some large, egg shaped vibrator, I assume. It's about four inches or so long, and thick. It looks like a smooth white pickle. He's twirling it around in her butt as he fucks it with it. His mouth sucking super hard on her silky slick coochie at the same time. Kelly's smiling big at her phone as she takes the pic, blowing me a big kiss too. Ha. I fucking love her so much.

Another pic is Kelly standing behind Dale, who's bent over the foot of the bed, his hands on it, licking the backside of his nut sack while she fucks his ass with the same egg vibrator that he fucked her ass with. Ha. Awesome pic. I make sure to save that one.

The other pic is Kelly fucking Dale's butt with a flesh colored, real veiny, strapon dildo. She's smacking his butt, and smiling so hot and sexy, really thumping his rump with that foot long dildo.

Kelly writes me that it's her new favorite dildo. She wants me to fuck her ass with it later while I fuck her pussy with my dick. My wife and I do think alike. Ha. That's DEFINITELY a go.

Kelly's waving, and blowing me kisses in the pic. Tagging it with, "Love ya, stud. I can't wait to tell you all about Dale and I's sex toy fun. Hehe. Love ya. MWAH!" Four hearts and kisses and licks accompany the message. I've got the sexiest and best fucking wife ever! Fucking ever!

I smirk again as I take off from the light. I can't wait til later when Kelly and I get home. I'm gonna fuck that mega fucking hot, 54 year old blonde goddess totally fucking senseless. I've never been with a chick that even comes close to turning me on nearly as much as Kelly does. And holy fuck! She loves doing it!

...

"UHH! WOO! OH YEAH! WOO-HOO!"

Kelly's throwing her head around, her long blonde hair flying, as Dale zaps her butt over and over with a red, rubbery, extra large peanut shaped vibrator while he thumps her pussy with his fat cock on the bed from behind. Kelly massive knockers flopping around under her from the force of Dale's pussy thumping, and from her super excited reactions to the constant booty hole zapping with that red peanut vibrator.

"Hell yeah, baby! Take that dick! WOO! GOD, Your pussy is sooooooooo good! Hell yeah!" Dale smacks Kelly's ass. She grins back over her shoulder at him. Her tongue sticking slightly out of the corner of her very sexy mouth. Dale keeps on fucking Kelly fast and hard, his fat meat... with the cock ring still on it... throbbing wildly inside her pussy as he jeeps on zapping... and fucking... her perfect ass with the red peanut vibrator. Kelly grabs the remote to the cock ring again and zaps Dale's dick several times in a row, laughing loud and wild as he screams out so happy and horny, fucking her even harder. The hotel bed shaking and creaking outta control.

"FUCK YEAH! FUCK ME, DALE! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!!! HAHAHAHA! WOO!!!" Kelly's having a blast, her long blonde hair flying around wild and sexy. Dale's living the dream too. Looks like I can get him to help me out as much as I want from now on. Kelly comes through again... She also starts cumming all over Dale's violently throbbing dick too. Perfect timing. Ha!

Later...

"God, babe..." Kelly's mouth is scrunched up with powerfully, sexual enhanced glee. Her eyes fluttering with such intensely beautiful pleasurable lust as well. I'm fucking her quivering pussy nice and slow and steady on our bed. Her long, smooth legs wrapped tight around my waist, pulling me in as deep as possible. I'm also fucking her ass with her new favorite dildo from the picture she sent me earlier. Double hole stuffing my queen with smooth, steady precision. Her wickedly sexy grin and slow lip lick assuring me that I'm doing my job oh so correctly.

"He made me cum twice fucking my pussy. Two more times when I let him fuck my ass afterwards. Dale's really good, baby. He's got such a pretty cock too. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm." Kelly's detailed description of her and Dale's sex toy fun has had me throbbing hard, non stop, since we started fucking over an hour ago.

Dale even had a really long squirting dildo that I used on him. I filled it with my piss and shot his butt full of it when I butt fucked him the second time. That was so hot. Hehehe." Kelly pulls me down to her and kisses me super passionately. Her mouth mercilessly sucking off my tongue as I speed up fucking her pussy. Her coochie clamping down tight on my pussy milk massaged, fourteen inch meat missile, sucking it in deeper and deeper as we kiss. Kelly moaning such slutty moans, playing with my hair too as I thrust up her cunt faster and faster. Her pussy walls trembling on my monster meat. Her immense breasts rubbing on my chest. My happy and content growls of joy making my woman smile so happy. Our mutual pleasure exciting us both, driving us both forward... and to cum.

Kelly starts squirting. My cock growling itself as it's showered with a ton of the sweetest pussy cum ever cummed.

I pull out, my tattooed monster dripping with tons of milky white pussy cream. It's still, hooting out of Kelly quivering snatch as I straddle her chest, smirking heatedly right at her, smacking those mega boobs silly with my cum dripping rod.

"Cum on my face, baby. All over it. Cover your bitch's beautiful face, my king. Pleaseeeeeee. Please give me all of hat sweet, yummy cum. Mmmmmmmmmm, Mmmmmmmmmm." Kelly gets what Kelly wants. I jerk my rod for about three seconds, then I start splashing her face with a full on barrage of sticky seed.

It covers her face, rolling all around it. One fat glob of sperm after the other, blasting from my cock, splattering that perfect goddess face of hers. Kelly's face a sperm mask. Jizzy white seed rolling up, down, and all around her smiling lips, her cheeks, her forehead. Everywhere. And I keep on cumming, finally shoving into her mouth and letting Kelly do the rest. She bobs fast on my fat meat, her lips puckered tight around it. Her tongue sucking up on the underside of my gold stars covered shaft as she licks it.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Best cum ever, baby. Yum! The best! Hehe. Oh... did I tell ya that I pissed all over Dale in the tub, and he picked it all up. He sucked my pissy pussy clean, then he licked the entire tub clean. Every last drop of piss. Oh my God, that was so sexy. Hehehe. He was so sweet about it, I let him piss all over my tits... then I licked it all up from them while he filmed it with his phone. A little goodbye present for him. Hehehe. And, he said he'd do whatever you needed too. He's such a sweet guy." Kelly's happy smile as she sucks me clean is matched by mine.

I'm loving her. I'm loving her sucking my cum drained cock. I'm loving what she did for me. I'm loving it all. All the freaky shit my blonde bombshell wife does for me 24/7.

Another successful business dealing with the wife. Kelly makes my life so ouch easier and so much more fun. So much hotter and freakier too. Hell, when you're the hottest and freakiest chick ever... that tends to happen. Ha.

See ya next time, you freaky peeps. Peace, bitches.