09/27/2019  Swagged Out Swinging in NYC SWAGGED OUT SEX CRAZED SWINGING IN NYC... REAL LIFE MEETS THE TV AND MOVIE WORLD... SEX CRAZED AND FREAKY AS SEX CRAZED AND FREAKY GETS... READ ON MOTHERFUCKERS "It's so daunting working here. I mean, working for James is an honor, but the whole hedonist/swinger thing is hard to get a grip on. I'm not used to that at all." "Well... don't worry Gretchen. You will be fine. I wasn't either when I first started working for James, but I adapted nicely. James is a wonderful boss... and a wonderful friend. I know he likes you very much, so you will be just fine. Just relax and try to adapt to the environment and just be yourself. You're smart, you're beautiful, and like I said... James really likes you, so you already have a head start on things." "Awww...thank you Padma. I really appreciate that. I'll try. I mean, I'm happily married, so all the swinging stuff is a hurdle for me. I'm not into that. I just wanna do my job and please James." "Oh...I know you will Gretchen. I was the same as you when I started here. I was happily married and not into Swinging or living a hedonist lifestyle, but James is impossible to resist. My God... he's the most beautiful man I've ever seen. I smile whenever I think of him. Like I said... I adapted. So, I'm sure you will too. You may not think you're into swinging with James, but wait until he fucks you for the first time. You'll do anything he wants after that. I promise." My office manager, Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi explains the way things work around here to my newest employee, former Miss America and cable news host Gretchen Carlson. "I don't know about having sex with James... or anybody other than my husband. I've never cheated and I don't wanna start now. James is very handsome and everything, and I know all about his reputation, but I love my husband." Gretchen sits down in front of Padma's desk and thinks about the situation. Padma can tell Gretchen is torn between wanting to be a good employee... and what that entails around here... and being a faithful wife. "You will be fine Gretchen. Just remember what I said about James really liking you... and about how you feel after he fucks you the first time. Think long and hard about that." Padma coyly smirks and looks over some papers on her desk. ... I own the largest individually owned property in the history of fucking New York City. Hell yeah bitches! I bought a 100 floor office building and pimped it out into my own personal sexual sanctuary. I named it Swagged Out Tower. I live there, work there... party there... and most importantly... fuck there... and a whole bunch of other places too. The top seven floors are my home. My main residence. It's the largest apartment in NYC. The most expensive one too, but it ain't for fucking sale. My offices and studios... porn and otherwise... are in the building too. My women... some of them... and crew live there as well. I also built a swinger's hotel on the complex... and an adult amusement park too. Ten billion dollars all together. That's how I fucking roll bitches! Swagged out with my huge ass cock out! I have a beach house out in The Hamptons... and several sex houses throughout the five burroughs, that I use for my sexual activities... and for filming porn or just letting someone else use for sex, as well as drug flop houses. I've been known to dabble in that world from time to time (wink). I have a lot of horny friends, so there's always a need for fuck pads. Sometimes I charge them. I'm a businessman, as well as a swinger. Money talks motherfucker. My old friend, Mob Wives star Drita Davanzo is in charge of the houses. She also is an executive producer for my porn movies. God, I love that bitch. She's one of my top five favorite chicks I've ever put my dick in. ... I'm flying in on my private helicopter from my Hamptons home, getting my fat knob sobbed by my good friend, Chef Anne Burrell. She's also the executive chef at the restaurant in Swagged Out Tower. She's on her knees, that super sexy blonde hair of hers in my hand, as she slobbers and sucks me so fucking good, I'm ready to blow my thick load. Anne tightens her smooth lips around my fat shaft and sucks faster, more aggressively. I pull her fucking spikey hair. I love her fucking hair. I smack the lesbian bitch in the face and she looks up at me, smiling wide around my fat dick. Spit pours out of her hard sucking mouth, and she skillfully rubs my huge balls beautifully. I have my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) filming the action. He's sitting across from me. The helicopter is state of the art, and very quiet. Anne sucks me off, begging for my cum with her sexy eyes. I give it to the sexy bitch. I grunt loud and pump my thick cream against the back of her throat and watch Anne suck it all down with a smile. She drinks my thick load with unabashed fervor, loving my premium nut so fucking much. She moans and groans with glee, loving my sweet taste. I pump several large bursts of thick jizz into her mouth and Anne swallows every fucking creamy drop. The bitch deepthroats my twelve inches and sucks me dry, her throat pumping my cumming dick with cum craving intensity. "Damn daddy... I love your cum so much. It's the tastiest thing I've ever eaten. Mmmmmmm!" Anne says, licking my flared open piss slit for any remaining drops of sweet cum. "Sexy bitch." I call her, winking at the sexy bitch. "Mmmmmmm. You too baby. So damn sexy." Anne kisses all over my cock. She rubs her big, natural melons all over it too, through her white chef's jacket. Anne's got beautiful titties. I love big lesbian tits. They ain't gotta be lesbian tits, but that just makes em fucking sexier. Anne's gay, but she makes an exception for my cock... and any other ones I want her to. I have several lesbian bitches, and they all fucking turn me on big time. I love fucking gay chicks. It's the power of getting them to suck me off or take my twelve inches in em, when they don't do dicks, that's such a turn on. ... At my office... I head into my office and Padma comes in. She hands me the filming schedule for the day. Padma is my right hand woman. She helps me with everything. She's the office manager, but she also is in charge of my crew and helps out with the hotel and amusement park. She makes my life a lot easier and more stress free. I'm a pretty laid back dude, so I don't like stress. I just wanna fuck and make money. Pimp life 24/7. Padma, along with my main wife, Kim Kardashian... who is the president of my whole operation... basically run things for me. I have other people helping run things too, but they are the two main ones. Drita helps run my porn operation. Ex Kink dot com director, Princess Donna is my main director. Spence is my main cameraman. They are my A team for filming. I specialize in porn starring celebrities. You would be surprised how many horny ass women there are in the mainstream entertainment biz, that wanna do porn. My movies... and I... are very appreciative for their horniess. We also film a lot of porn stars too. Donna, Spence and Drita are over at a place I've got in Staten Island, filming a couple of scenes with ebony porn goddess, Kay Kush, right now. ... "OK Kay... just lay back and enjoy the fucking machine. It's unbelievable. Trust me." Princess Donna tells Kay, giggling, as she gets into position. My fucking machine has a standard setup of a ten and fifteen inch dildo... or you can use smaller ones if you prefer. They are interchangeable for your holes. Kay uses an eight inch one on her pussy and a six inch one in her ass. She closes her eyes, as Donna turns the machine on. The dildos come up to Kay's hot black holes and enter each, on low speed. "Mmmmmmm. Ohhhh. Uhhhhhhh. Mmmmmmm." Kay hold her legs up, as she lays on the bench attached to the machine. She licks her lips, smiling happily at the double, rubber penetration. "Make sure you get her face." Donna whispers to Spence. He zooms in on Kay's pleasure glazed face, moving towards her head. Another hard camera is filming the penetration. Kay looks up at Spence, seeing the camera. She puts on a show, moaning and licking her luscious, full lips. Donna turns up the speed. The dildos speed up their double penetration of Kay's holes. They drill up her wet pussy and tight ass, her juices covering them as they exit her horny holes. "Yeahhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhh! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!!" Kay screams out, holding her legs against her very large, all natural, chocolate jugs. Kay squirts all over the dildo in her pussy. Her pussy cream splatters the machine, blasting out of her spasming cunt, as the dildos pull out of her well pleased holes. Spence films it all, his cock hard in his pants. He loves his job. Ha. The horny motherfucker is damn lucky he's my cousin. Kay reaches up and rubs his hard bulge in his pants. Drita comes into the room and watches everything. Kay rubs Spence's bulge, as the dildos fuck Kay even faster. The machine is on high, and the dildos are pistoning insanely fast in and out of Kay's wet holes. "FUCK FUCK FUCK!! I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" Kay screams out, once again squirting everywhere. Donna and Drita smile at each other, marveling at Kay's volume of cum. She squirts a massive amount of pussy nut, painting the machine with it. "That bitch can cum." Drita tells Donna, who nods in agreement. Kay calms down after her Big O. She breathes deeply, her pussy convulsing. She pulls Spence's cock out of his pants. His big dick plops out, drawing a smile from Kay. She licks at the tip. A drop of slimy precum pours out onto her tongue. Kay laps it up and drinks it down, then sucks Spence's fat crown. He groans. Drita laughs. "Hey Spence... look." Drita tells him. Spence looks over, right as Drita pulls up Donna's white tank top, showing him Donna's gorgeous D cups. "Horny motherfucker." Drita laughs again. Spence stares at Donna's tits and excitedly starts pissing in Kay's mouth, as she sucks him. Kay loves piss, so she sucks harder. "You fucking pissing in that girl's mouth motherfucker? You dirty fucking pervert. Gonna get me all turned on and shit." Drita teases Spence. She's a wild bitch. God, I love her. Spence has a problem with premature ejaculation, so he looks down at Kay, groaning his nerdy ass off... and cum blasts her. His thick jizz wildly splatters Kay's mouth. It combines with his piss. The man can cum and piss at the same time... it's a skill. Kay drinks down the cum/piss mixture as best as she can. There's too much, so it splashes out of her mouth and runs down her face onto the floor. Spence cums a lot... and combined with his piss, it's a tidal wave of sexual freakiness all over Kay's gorgeous, sex crazed face...and the floor. Donna walks over and takes the camera from Spence, seeing his sloppy predicament. She films the rest of the action. Spence grins at Kay, his chubby body shaking wildly in sexually charged release. Drita slaps his ass through his pants and grabs his dripping wet dick. She slaps it on Kay's lips, rubbing it across those full, cock pleasing lips, then slapping them some more. Spence jeans his head back and grins wide, groaning his happy ass off. Drita jerks his fat cock, getting all the cum and piss out. It splatters Kay's face, covering it, creating a slimy face mask. "Damn that looks fucking hot! Good boy Spence!" Drita congratulates him and he groans even louder. She jerks his spent cock rapidly, feeling it twitch and throb in her hand. Drita laughs. She leans over and spits all over it, lubing it up, then jerks it even faster. Spence groans uncontrollably, loving Drita's handjob. Unfortunately for Spence though, she stops, and drops his quick throbbing cock. Drita slaps it, causing Spence to wince in pain. "That's enough fucking fun for you asshole." Drita says, laughing mockingly at Spence. Spence tries to grab Drita's gorgeous, firm tits through her skin tight, white, low cut blouse... but no luck. Drita smacks his hands away. "Watch it asshole! Hands off! These are for James! I'm not that fucking turned on... at least not yet." Drita teases Spence. She winks at him and slaps his half hard cock again. Spence winches again, grabbing his sore, but happy cock. ... Back at Swagged Out Tower... My girl Rachel (Friends)... who just moved in with me... invited her best friend Monica (Friends) and her husband Chandler (Friends) over for a tour. Rachel knows I want Monica. She's a gorgeous brunette with a tight, firm body, beautiful perky tits and a sweet, extra firm ass. She about three levels of hotness too hot for her goofy husband. We're in Kim's office. Kim is her usual, hottest woman on the planet self. A skin tight, white minidress that barely covers the world's most perfect ass. Her long, dark and very shiny hair flows perfectly down her back. My wife gets more beautiful every damn day. Her ruby red lipstick accentuates those full, glistening lips. Damn! What a woman! I suggest we go check out my apartment... for Monica's sake... and mine of course. I don't want Chandler tagging along, so I get Kim to help with that problem. "Babe... why don't you show Chandler our studio. I'm sure he would enjoy that." I give Kim a devious smirk. She always gets my drift. Kim smiles back, so beautifully and seductively. I know Kim will keep the annoying Chandler very well occupied while I work my magic on Monica. "Sure babe... I'm sure you'll have a great time Chandler. I promise." Kim leads Chandler to one of the public elevators and Rachel, Monica and I head to the private elevator. Kim and Chandler get on the elevator and head down to the studio. Kim stands on the opposite side of the elevator from Chandler. She's smiling, looking straight ahead, knowing Chandler is ogling her magnificent curves. Kim knows this assignment will be very easy. Kim looks at her phone, checking her texts... then stops the elevator, startling Chandler. She turns off her phone. "Umm... what's wrong? Did we stop? Is the elevator malfunctioning? I mean... I'd rather not get stuck in an elevator this high up. I'm a tad bit claustrophobic." Chandler explains, nervously looking at Kim, giving her his patented goofy grin. Kim calmly walks over to him and hands him her phone. "Here Chandler. Hold this." Chandler takes Kim's phone, not knowing what to make of the situation. Kim kneels down in front of him and rubs his soft cock through his beige khakis. Chandler is frozen, shocked and afraid to say, or do anything. He's completely caught off guard by Kim's unabashed forwardness. "Not bad. I'm used to big ones, but this will do." Kim says, leaning in and lightly biting Chandler's cock through his pants. Chandler can't help himself. He gasps and groans from the awesome sensation of Kim's mouth on his covered cock. It immediately hardens in his pants. Kim smiles, approving of it's growth. "Now that's better. Very nice Chandler. I love to suck cock. Can I suck yours? Please?" Kim asks, smiling seductively up at him, licking Chandler's nice sized cock through his pants. Chandler stares at Kim open mouthed, completely baffled by his current situation. "I... I... uh... I mean... Ummmmm... I..." Kim giggles at Chandler's nervousness. She also doesn't wait for an answer. She unzips his pants and notices Chandler isn't wearing underwear. Kim licks her luscious, wet lips, loving that. She reaches in and pulls out his seven inch cock. It plops out and smacks Kim on the face. "Mmmmmm. It's excited." Kim snickers. "You have such a nice cock Chandler. I think you and I... and your cock... will become really close friends from now on." "Welll...ummm...thank you. Yeah, I'd... I mean we... would love that... I mean I'm married. I can't do this. I... ummmm... Oh my God!!" Chandler's nervous babbling is brought to an end by the feeling of the most beautiful woman on earth engulfing his very excited cock, laughing as she does. Kim's lips drag perfectly up and down Chandler's nicely sized dick. It's thick and smooth. Kim is impressed by the look... and taste. "Your cock tastes so good Chandler. I hope your cum tastes just as good. I wanna drink it all down." Kim smiles around Chandler's cock, pulling her super firm, bust soft DD tits out of her white dress, groping them, pinching the gum drop nipples, as she bobs her head quickly on Chandler's twitching... and ready to explode cock. "OH MY GOD!! I..." Chandler looks up at the ceiling of the elevator and cums hard in Kim's sucking mouth. His dick blasts out four thick ropes of sperm into Kim's mouth. She quickly gulps them down, happily whimpering her approval, as she does. Kim tickles Chandler's hairy balls, as she sucks him clean, her tongue digging deep into his gaped piss slit, mining for any last drops of cum. Kim grabs her phone from Chandler and turns it on. She takes a selfie of her with Chandler's, now soft, cock in her mouth. My bitch does love those hot selfies. Chandler calms his breathing and collects himself, looking down at Kim. "Very tasty Chandler. Now... we got the first cum out of the way, so you should last longer when you fuck me during the tour. You can fuck my ass if you want. Most guys beg to fuck it, so I'm used to it. James loves fucking it too... and he's got a huge cock, so I can handle yours up there, no problem. Do you like piss? James loves to piss in me... and on me... and I love it too. I only drink James' piss though." Kim smiles enticingly up at Chandler, who almost passes out, not believing what he's fucking hearing. ... Upstairs in my bedroom... "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! I LOVE YOUR HUGE COCK!!" Things are going nicely with Monica. She's riding my dick up her pussy with intense sex charged fervor, cowgirl style on my huge, gold and brown bed. Rachel is rubbing my nipples and sucking Monica's. Both pairs are super stiff. Rachel already sucked me off, drinking my voluminous, luxuriant load. She even drank a few mouthfuls of my piss. Monica joined in. It was Monica's first time tasting piss. She gagged a little at first, but quickly got into it, guzzling down three mouthfuls. I pump my heavy wad deep up Monica's pussy. She jeans down and kisses me, sucking hard on my tongue. I have a feeling I have my newest bitch... and soon to be wife... in my arms. Rachel, Monica and I all kiss, our tongues intermingling with each other's. I grope both firm asses while we make out. Rachel and Monica are a fucking hot ass tag team if there ever was one. We spend the next hour fucking. I fuck both asses... and piss in both. Monica drinks my cum... and piss. I cum up Rachel's ass and film Monica eating it out of her best friend's gorgeous rump, her tongue scooping it out, as Monica spreads Rachel's cheeks wide from behind. A beautiful, fun ass time. Ahhh... my life is one sex filled crazy adventure after another... and that's purely by design bitches. Ha. ... Down in the porn studio... "Fuck my ass Chandler. I love your dick in there. Mmmmmm." Kim says, licking her lips, shaking her super rumpilicious, phat ass all over Chandler's hard throbbing penis. Chandler pounds deep up Kim's booty, drilling as far up her dark tunnel as he can. The bed they're on creaks and cracks, as Chandler butt fucks my flawless wife for another fifteen minutes. "Mmmmmmmm. Yeahhhhhhhhhhh!!" Kim squirts hard, soaking Chandler's seven inches. Chandler pumps his load up Kim's ass, smacking her bodacious backside with both hands. He let's loose and immediately starts pissing up Kim's marvelous rump, right after he cums up it. Chandler grins his most exhuberant grin. Kim whimpers happily, loving that warm rush of piss up her freshly fucked ass. Chandlers piss and cum mix together in Kim's ass, then flood out. It drenches the sheets. Kim starts pissing. It splatters all over Chandler and the bed. Kim bites her lower lips, smiling so contently. She squeezes her big heaving tits, as she keeps pissing on Chandler and the bed... and keeps getting her ass pissed in by Chandler. Kim turns back to Chandler and films the piss action. My wonderful wife is always getting hot footage for me. Chandler shakes and wipes his sweaty face. His limp dick falls out of Kim's flooded booty. "Very, very nice Chandler. You lasted pretty well there. I hope you're not worn out yet. I'm still horny." Kim tells him. Chandler grins... but knows he is worn out. But he also knows what a great day it's been for him so far though. He collapses on the bed and breathes deep, grinning his ass off. Kim laughs, knowing she kept him occupied very nicely... and out of my way. ... A little later in my bedroom... My Canadian porn crush, Samantha Mack is rubbing her massive, heavy melons all over my cock. We're on my bed, smoking some reefer, having a nice time, when Gretchen Carlson knocks on my bedroom door. Samantha takes a deep toke and passes to me, softly blowing the smoke all over my twitching meat. I smile at her and softly rub her face. "Come in." I tell Gretchen. She walks in and is taken aback when she sees Samantha licking all over my huge cock. Gretchen pauses for a moment, not knowing what to say. I help her out. "Hey Gretchen. What's up? You look beautiful by the way." I look her over. A hot blonde milf from head to toe. "Umm... I... I just wanted to ask you about something. Padma has me talking to the city about the new garage you want to put in the complex. I..." Gretchen stares at Samantha, as she deepthroats most of my massive rod down her throat. Samantha smiles around my cock, chuckling at Gretchen's staring. Samantha has one of the most delectable set of lips ever. Her hot pink, wet lipstick starts smearing all over my cock, as her full, thick lips drag slowly across my very thick rod. Gretchen can't take her eyes off of it. I offer Gretchen the blunt. "Oh no. I can't. I don't smoke. Especially not marijuana... but thank you anyway." Gretchen politely declines. "C'mon. It will help you relax. Just one toke. Please. For me." I give Gretchen my sweet, puppy dog eyes. She doesn't wanna disappointment me, so she comes over and sits on the side of the bed. I hand her the blunt and Gretchen awkwardly puffs on it. She coughs, gagging at first. I encourage her to relax and try again. She does. She coughs again, but doesn't gag. We share a smile. Gretchen is so beautiful. She's more beautiful in person than she is on TV. I can see why she won Miss America. Samantha wraps her humongous jugs around my cock and fucks it with em. God, I love that. Samantha hugs her giant titties around my happy shaft, pumping away on it. She drools spit onto my fat head, lubing it for easier fucking. Samantha pumps away with a gorgeous smile. Gretchen watches, as I keep encouraging her to keep smoking. She does, not even coughing anymore. I run my right hand up her back. Gretchen doesn't object, so I run it back down and squeeze her very nicely shaped milf ass. Once again, Gretchen doesn't object. She's feeling the weed kick in. Gretchen is totally relaxed, watching Samantha fuck my huge cock with her massive melons. We spend the next three hours on my bed, smoking and introducing Gretchen to the ways of the sexual wild. Sam gives her a beer enema... a first for Gretchen. Sam strapon fucks Gretchen's very tight and firm ass... another first. I piss in Gretchen's ass after I pound it senseless for an hour... one more on the firsts list for my dear, sweet Gretchen Carlson. Gretchen smokes, as she rides me, while getting double vaginal from me and Samantha. She's got the prettiest pussy outside of Kim's. One more first there. I double fist Gretchen and Samantha's asses at the same time... yeah... another first. Finally, Gretchen drinks my cum, piss and even beer from Samantha's super thick ass from Sam's own beer enema, closing out the firsts for the former Miss America. "Baby... you're gonna have one long, and very fun tenure here, working for me." I tell Gretchen, as the three of us lay in bed and smoke another fat blunt. "I know I will daddy. I know I will." Gretchen says, seductively laughing and smiling at me. Gretchen, Sam and I kiss, our tongues making beautiful, slutty music together. Samantha sucks mine so hard I almost cum again. I lay back and enjoy my beautiful, sex soaked day. ... "Eat that pussy motherfucker!" Drita pulls Padma's dark hair, as she gorges herself on Drita's clean shaven, super sweet pussy. Padma loves to eat pussy and she's an expert at it. They are in a bedroom in the Staten Island porn house. Padma dropped by to check on the filming. Kay went back to her hotel and Donna is filming the pussy eating spectacular for me to watch later. Spence is drooling all over himself in the corner. "You like watching that, don't you bitch?" Drita asks Spence, watching him jerk his fat dick, as he sits in the corner gazing intensely at Padma licking Drita out. Drita is loving Padma's mouth on her pussy. Padma sucks Drita's smooth, wet labia, snaking her long tongue up Drita's slick pink insides. Padma softly smacks Drita's engorged clit too... short, soft smacks, over and over. "FUCK!! I'M CUMMING!!" Drita releases into Padma's sucking mouth. Her sweet pussy nut gushes onto Padma's tongue and Padma laps it all up, her moans heavily tinged with extreme sexual satisfaction. Drita licks her glistening lips, softly biting her tongue in the corner of her mouth, watching Padma lick her clean. She plays with Padma's dark hair and grinds her drenched pussy against Padma's cum craving mouth. "Get your punk ass over here and fuck Padma, you little weasel." Drita orders Spence. Padma wiggles her ass at Spence, enticingly, as she smiles at Drita, making sure to suck out every sweet drop of pussy nectar in that cumtastic cunt. Spence hurriedly gets up, almost falling down. He gets behind Padma and rubs his fat crown up and down Padma's slick labia. She shakes her pussy on Spence's cock, moaning her approval of it's girth. Spence slams up Padma's pussy, slapping her light brown, former supermodel ass, spreading her cheeks, as he watches his fat dick plunge hard up her pink pussy. "Uhhhhhh... I love your cock Spence. It's so big. Fuck meeeeeeee!!" Padma leans her head back, her gorgeous milf titties rubbing the bed. Her eyes are closed as Spence slams in and out of her cunt. Padma rubs Drita's smooth, supple and tan legs. Spence grabs a handful of Padma's long, dark hair and pulls it, fucking her silly. His thick white dick powers up that tight clenching, Indian pussy with reckless abandon. Padma squirts all over it, pumping her sweet cream out with sexually charged power. "YESSSSSSSSSSS!! GOD, I LOVE YOUR COCK!!" Padma screams out, loving the hardcore pussy plowing Spence is giving her. She dives back down into Drita's pussy, snaking her tongue deep inside those beautifully pink folds, licking her out faster and faster. Drita bites her lips, whimpering in delight at Padma's oral assault on her pussy. Spence grunts loud, signaling his impending cum. Drita gives him an angry scowl. "You ain't cumming yet motherfucker. You ain't even fucked me yet. Think about baseball or some shit." Drita orders him. Spence has an anguished look on his face, desperately wanting to cum. Padma cums again, blasting Spence's dick with her pussy cream. He pulls out and relaxes for a second. Spence breathless hard, trying to slow down the rush of sexual excitement barreling towards his piss slit. Padma doesn't help with that, as she wheels around and sucks on Spence's thumping and throbbing cock. She laughs around his fat dick, as Spence shakes and groans wildly. She signals for Princess Donna to come over. Donna fixes the camera on Drita and moves behind Spence, spreading his cheeks and snaking her tongue up his chubby ass. Spence lurches forward, groaning in anguish, but also grinning from ear to ear. Donna reaches between Spence's legs, as she rims his ass, and massages his balls. "I can't take this. I HAVE TO CUM!! PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!" Spence begs for release. Donna and Padma laugh, loving the sexual angst they are putting my cousin through. "Fuck it.. You might as well let his fucking ass cum. At least he'll last when he fucks me. He fucking better!" Drita tells the girls, laid back on her pillow, smoking a cigarette. Drita rubs her super wet pussy, keeping it ready for that fat dick. Donna licks out Spence's ass fast, while Padma bobs her head on his fat dick. Her long hair fails around wildly, beautifully. Padma reaches back and plays with Donna's D cups, as she sucks off Spence. Spence grabs Padma's head and finally unleashes his huge, thick load of jizz into Padma's mouth. Several huge globs of thick semen blast against the back of her throat. Padma swallows most of it, collecting a mouthful to share with Princess Donna. When Spence stops cumming, Padma sits up and pulls Donna around to her. They kiss, sharing Spence thick semen, drinking it all down eagerly. "God... You have such delicious cum Spence." Padma comments. "Mmmmmmhmmmmm!" Princess Donna agrees. They kiss for another minute, driving Spence crazy, groping each other's gorgeous jugs. "OK, bitch! Bring that fat dick up here and get going! You better fuck me good too... or I'll chop it the fuck off!" Drita smirks deviously at Spence. She's a ball busting tease of the highest order. ... Back in my bedroom... Kim is back from her tour guiding of Chandler. She took a shower, now she's riding my cock, as we share some smoke. My housekeeper, Mob Wives star Renee Graziano is on the bed too, sucking my huge balls, as Kim grinds on my huge dick. Her pussy so expertly grasps and pumps my hard throbbing super dick, working it with her own special, sexually pleasing, magical powers. It feels so good... so does Renee's mouth on my balls. I reach down and fondle her left titty... and reach up and fondle Kim's right titty... as they work me over so perfectly. I fuck Renee every day. It's a job perk for her... and a fun perk for me. I love her big titties too. I love covering them with my cum, then pissing it off them. Renee does whatever I want. She's a very valuable employee. I pimp her out too. A lot of horny guys out there that wanna fuck a TV star. Renee loves all the dick she gets and I love the money... and her pussy too. Great ass to fuck as well. She takes me balls deep once or twice a day. "Babe... you have the most perfect cock ever. It makes me feel so good. Sooooooooooooo good!" Kim leans her head back, eyes closed, smoking, as she rides my fat cock, grinding slowly, then quickly bouncing on it. I watch her dark, enticing eyes, as she cums. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!" Kim screams out in orgasmic ecstasy. She squirts twice in a row, flooding my cock and splattering down onto my balls and into Renee's mouth. Renee sucks on Kim's squirting pussy, and licks my pussy cream coated cock. Kim and I pass the blunt. We both have our eyes closed, loving every second. ... "POUND IT MOTHERFUCKER!!" Drita being Drita. Ha. Spence plows up Drita's tight clenching, soaked cunt. He's fucking her missionary position on the bed. Padma and Donna are 69ing on the bed beside them. Spence watches the pussy eating spectacular next to him, as he's drives his fat dick up Drita's cunt faster and harder. Drita wants more, slapping his chubby ass, pulling him all the way into her awesomely talented pussy. "HARDER BITCH!!" Drita demands. Spence turns his attention to Drita, pounding up her cunt as hard as he possibly can. He power fucks her for thirty minutes straight. Drita finally cums and Spence smiles, knowing he made Drita cum and also knowing he can now cum. "UHHHHHHHH!!" Spence growls, cumming hard up Drita's super soaked cunt. Drita grabs his face and squeezes it, scowling at him. "You did good bitch!" Drita smacks Spence's happy face. Spence grins wide and nods, proud of himself. ... Back on my bed... Kim and Renee are sharing my cum. They both are laying beside me, their heads in each leg. I pumped my mighty wad into their cum starved mouthed and all over their smiling faces, and I'm enjoying... and filming... them liking each other clean and kissing, swapping my thick, gooey cum. "You cum is the best thing I've ever eaten babe." Kim always making me smile. Renee deepthroats me, her saliva pouting out onto my cock, balls and crotch. Kim licks it up, then slowly licks my shaft, as Renee sucks it. I just squeeze Kim and Renee's titties and smile. Nothing much more to say. I'm in sexual heaven. ... Later in Padma's office... "It went great babe. Mmmmmmm. Spence can fuck. I think we should make a porn movie with him." "Really?" "Mmmmhmmmmm. God, I love your cock. UHHHHHHHHH!!" Padma throws her head back and takes my huge rod all the way up her beautifully luxuriant Indian pussy. I'm fucking her, doggy style, bent over her desk. Her caramel tits hanging down, her nipples so hard and throbbing. Padma wants me to get her pregnant, so I'm heading in that direction. My dick slams in and out of her vice like cunt, her juices lubing my rod for speedier drilling. "I'M CUMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGG!!" Padma announces, erupting like a volcano, drenching my invading cock. "I like that idea baby. Maybe put you in it as his sidekick. SPENCE AND PADMA FUCK THE WORLD. (Laughing). I definitely like that idea. I might put Chandler in it too. Kim told me he fucked her really well. He likes piss too, so he's right up your alley." I slap Padma's smooth, curvy brown ass. I reach under her and roughly fondle her tits, pinching those push, chocolate nipples as hard as I can. Padma loves rough sex. She squirts again. "Oh my God... I love it too. They can both piss on me. I want you to piss on me first though. Mmmmmmmmmm." Padma says, with a horny smirk on her exotically gorgeous face. I pull out and she quickly drops to the floor. I blast her face and anxiously wide open mouth with my warm yellow stream. I piss so much, it floods her desk and carpet around it. My piss splashes wildly hard on her face, filling her open mouth several times. Padma smiles a very slutty smile at me and happily drinks it all down. She wraps her luscious lips around my fat, pissing crown and sucks the rest out. I can see her throat working hard to gulp down every warm yellow drop. "Mmmmhmmmmm. Absolutely delicious. Much tastier than the finest wines." Padma remarks, sucking me dry. I pick her up and sit her on her wet desk. I put Padma's smooth, supple brown legs on my shoulders and slide up her cunt. I look right into her eyes, as I fuck that pussy with intense sexual drive and desire. Padma stares right into my eyes, our mutual lust for one another so thick you can taste it. She kisses me. She also squirts again, as I speed up my assault on her drenched, tight gripping pussy. I finally unleash my tidal wave of cum, pumping it full blast all the way up Padma's absolutely beautiful, brown landing strip topped pussy. Padma whimpers happily into my mouth, as we kiss. I taste my piss on her tongue. I keep cumming up Padma's pussy, one huge, thick blast of semen after another, impregnating my favorite employee. Padma smiles as we kiss, feeling my seed knocking her up. "I'm gonna have your baby. Mmmmmmmhmmmmmm." Padma tells me, grinning from ear to ear, softly kissing all over my face. I smile too. I love getting women pregnant, especially really hot ones that I care deeply about, like my dear Padma. ... Kim checks out the hotel, posing for topless pictures with our guests. She's extremely popular, so everybody wants a pic with my woman. The swingers hotel has been a huge success. It's always packed and always crazy. There are daily... and nightly... parties. We have swingers conventions there too. Sex fun fun fun 24/7. ... The theme park is also a big success. There's nothing like going up on a ferris wheel, looking out over the New York skyline, while two horny sluts suck you off. Each cart has two hotties that will do anything you want. It's a very popular ride. We have a sex freaks sideshow too. A woman with three huge tits... a guy with a two foot long cock... another woman with a twelve inch cock and the world's largest vagina... among others. It's awesome. You can fuck them too, if you want. ... "Where's Chandler?" Monica asks Rachel. They're in the lobby of Swagged Out Tower. "I don't know Mon. We can go look, I guess. Hey... I wanna check out the freak show again." Rachel tells her best friend. Rachel loves hanging out at the sex freaks show. She's a slutty freak herself, so she feels right at home. She starts fondling Monica's gorgeous breasts through her white turtleneck. "Wow Monica. You have such beautiful breasts." Rachel tells Monica, staring at them, as she squeezes them. "Mmmmm. Thanks Rach. So do you." Monica replies, groping Rachel's very perky breasts through her skin tight, red, low cut, short sleeve top. While Rachel and Monica feel each other up Drita walks by. "Hey, Monica. I saw Chandler going in the sex freaks show. I told him it was freaky as shit, so he was into it." Drita tells Monica. "Goodie! Let's go." Rachel says, excited to once again check out the freaky ass sideshow. They walk over to the freak show. Drita shakes her head, smiling. "Freaky bitches." Drita remarks, then she heads upstairs to see me. ... Drita rides the elevator up to our apartment. She's one of my wives, so she lives with me. It stops on the 8th floor to pickup Harry. He's my executive VP of acquisitions. Harry's in his 60's. Short, fat, and loves to smoke cigars. He also is horny as hell. That last part makes him fit in perfectly with my organization. "Drita. Always a pleasure to see you my dear." Harry thinks he's charming. He's a cocky old fart. "Hey Harry. That's a big ass cigar you got." Drita admires Harry's stogey. She's a cigar aficionado too. "Big and thick... like my cock." Harry laughs, reaching in his pocket and handing a cigar to Drita. "Yeah... That's what I fucking hear. Ha." Drita chuckles and takes the cigar. Harry lights it for her. They smoke, admiring the aroma and full, deep flavor of the stogies. "So I guess you can say I've got your fucking cock in my mouth. Ha." Drita playfully teases. Harry smirks coyly. He unzips his dark gray, pinstriped suit pants and pulls his enormous dick out, letting it hang there. "Yeah... you've got the cigar version in your mouth... not the real one." Harry confidently looks straight ahead and smokes. "Fuck Harry. You've got one big ass dick motherfucker." Drita stating the obvious. She looks ahead and smokes too. Harry gets a devious look on his old, fat face. The smoke billows out boldly from his giant cigar. He turns to Drita and confidently smirks, shaking his fat old cock at her. "Sorry Harry. Bad fucking timing. I'm heading to see my man. Maybe some other time... you pervy motherfucker." Drita smiles deviously, knowing she knocked the air out of Harry's cocky, hot air balloon. As she gets off the elevator, Drita turns to Harry and pulls her top up, flashing him. Her nipples are rock hard and throbbing. She flicks them, looking seductively at Harry. He smirks... and stares... at those gorgeous, firm and large titties. "Be a good boy, you horny ass motherfucker... and I may let you fuck em next time." Drita pulls her top down and heads off the elevator, feeling real good about getting the best of horny old Harry. She smiles her ass off, strutting down the hall, as she heads up to our apartment. Poor Harry just shakes his head in disappointment... then confidently smirks again, thinking about the new receptionist at the front desk. His horniness never ceases. ... Over at the sex freaks sideshow... Monica is staring at the man with the two foot long cock. She wonders if it's real. She shakes her head, trying to snap out of her massive dick coma. Monica notices her nipples are threatening to rip through not only her white cotton bra, but also her white turtleneck blouse. She wipes her head, sweating profusely. Monica fans her face and looks around, thankful she's alone. She doesn't want Chandler... or anyone else... to see her this flushed staring at the freak. His absolutely massive cock is hard. It flops wildly as he walks around his roped off area. He's not bothered by Monica's intense stares, because he gets them every day from the other patrons. Monica wonders, if that thing is real, how would anyone... herself included... get something that humungous inside their holes. "There's no way that thing would ever fit in my ass. No way at all." Monica says to herself. "My pussy? Hmmmm... I don't think so. Well... maybe. I... hmmmm." Monica rubs her chin, thinking, gazing deeply upon that wondrous rod. "Excuse me... ummm... sir. Is... is that thing... you know... Is that thing... real?" Monica asks the freak, a nervous... yet very inquisitive... look, etched upon her gorgeous face. The freak ignores her. Monica asks again. "Excuse me. Sir... is that thing... your cock... is that real?" Monica shrugs her shoulders, looking very cautiously at the freak, who's pacing around in his enclosure. He stops. He turns and looks over Monica. His gigantic dick twitches hard. "Why don't you come find out for yourself, baby?" He gives Monica a sleazy, cocky look. He also shakes his gigantic cock for Monica. It acts like a watch in the hands of a hypnotist. Monica stares at it and becomes entranced. She shakes her head, trying to clear it. Monica can't stop staring at that cock. It's the biggest piece of manmeat she's ever laid her beautiful eyes on. She can't believe it's real. "I... I... I'm married. I mean..." Monica stammers. She fools around on Chandler all the time, but she couldn't think of anything else to say. Her mind is racing fast. Monica also notices her pussy is dripping wet in her skin tight jeans. Her pussy let's her know that she's gotta find out if that thing is real or not. Monica looks around once more, then pulls her clothes off, smiling nervously at the freak. She wants that giant dick in her and she's very much hoping it's real. ... "Does she turn you on Chandler?" Rachel asks Chandler, whose gawking at the woman with the foot long cock and world's largest pussy. "Huh? Uhhh... yeah I guess." Chandler tries to play it cool. Rachel isn't fooled. She walks up behind him and reaches around him, grabbing his hard cock in his pants. Rachel licks Chandlers neck and softly bites his ear lobe, gently tugging on it. Chandler closes his eyes, so turned on by Rachel... and the freak in front of him. Rachel unzips Chandlers pants and pulls out his thick cock. "Mmmmmmm. So nice and hard for me. Kim told me you're freaky. Good." Rachel says in her sexiest, most temptuous voice. She wraps her hand around his meaty shaft and slowly jerks Chandler's cock. He's leaning his head back and mumbling. Rachel giggles and continues biting and pulling on his ear. "Oh my God Rach. Your hand feels so good." Chandler remarks, a glazed over look of pure goofy pleasure on his face. Rachel motions for the freak to come over. She walks up to Chandler and kneels down, licking his thick meat. Chandlers cock twitches violently. She lightly bites the fat crown, chewing on it, licking all around it. Rachel pulls Chandlers pants off and kneels behind him. She spreads his cheeks, then dives in licking his anus. Rachel gives Chandler a world class rimjob, as the freak deepthroats his entire, rock hard dick. "OH... Oh my God!... I... oh yeahhhhh." Chandler grins his patented goofy Chandler grin. The freak stands up and turns away from Chandler, bending over. She grabs Chandlers thick meat and guides it into the slick abyss that is her gigantic pussy. Chandler grabs the freaks hips and slams up that fat ass cunt. His dick feels lost in the massive hole, so Rachel helps him out. She reaches her arm between his legs and slides her fist up the massive, slick cunt. Her hand and Chandler's cock both fit easily in the giant pussy. Chandler Ooooh and Ahhhhs, as Rachel's hand rubs against his cock, as he plows that massive pussy with everything he has, his face contorted in pleasure. Rachel really turns up the heat on Chandler when she grabs his cock in the freak's pussy and jerks it. Chandler can't believe she can do that. He grins happily, slamming his hips against the freaks huge ass. Rachel moves around the front of the two and starts sucking off the freak, who's moaning wildly from the cock and fisting job Chandler and Rachel are doing in her pussy. Rachel leans her head back towards Chandler and sucks about half of the freaks huge dick down her throat. She continues to jerk off Chandler in the freak's pussy. Rachel and Chandler work in tandem, fucking and fisting the freak silly. Rachel feels the freak's huge cock throb in her throat and feels the rush of watery cum that pops out. Rachel drinks the slimy cum, twisting her mouth on the cock as she sucks it, licking underneath it. Rachel also feels Chandler's cock jump in her hand. She jerks it faster in the freak's insanely large hole. The freaks splatters Rachel's hand and Chandler's cock with a tidal wave of pussy cum. The extra lube makes Rachel's hand fly up and down on Chandler's hard fucking cock. He pumps his load of jizz into the freak, slamming his hips hard into her ass, as the cum blasts out of his cock. Rachel jerks all of Chandler's cum out, then pulls his cock out of the gigantic pussy, her hand and arm is dripping with a mixture of the freak's pussy cum and Chandler's as well. Rachel slides back to Chandler and engulfs his slimy, cum dripping cock. "Mmmmmmmmm." Rachel is delighted with the combined cum taste. She sucks Chandler's slimy cock clean, then licks the enormous pussy right in front of her face clean as well. "THAT WAS FUCKING HOT RACH!...and miss freak... Sorry, I don't know your name. Both of you were great though." Chandler chuckles. "Diane. My name's Diane." The freak says, in her husky voice. "It was a pleasure Diane. I..." Chandler shuts up when Rachel deepthroats him, her saliva pouring out of her mouth. Rachel fucks his cock with her mouth, then pulls off of it. "Yes it was Chandler. You and I can continue this later. I want your cock in my ass. I want you to oiss in it, like you did Kim's." Rachel playfully winks up at Chandler. Chandler grins ecstastically. It's been a helluva fun day for him so far... and he knows Rachel will make it even better later. ... "OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSS!!" Monica screams out, as the freak's two foot long cock blasts up her formerly tight pussy. He's holding her in his arms, as Monica bounces wildly on his gigantic manmeat. She's smiling from ear to ear, loving the pussy destruction she's getting... and also loving the fact that yes... the cock is real. Monica's perky and firm C cups are pressed firmly against the freak's hairy chest. She squirts again... the sixth time. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Monica holds the freak around his neck, her legs wrapped around his waist tightly. She smiles as excitedly as she ever has, as she blasts that ridiculously huge dick with her very sweet pussy cream. Monica feels the freak tremble and immediately prepares herself for his impending cum. She's pleasantly shocked by the immense volume of cum that jets out of that gigantic cock, into her super slick twat. Rope after rope of thick seed blasts out, drenching and flooding Monica's cunt. The freak keeps cumming, a seemingly endless amount of semen pumping out into Monica's super stuffed, wrecked pussy. The cum pools around the freak's feet, semen pouring out of Monica's flooded, cum dripping cunt, as they kiss. "That was so amazing. Oh my God." Monica hugs the hairy freak, calming her overly excited self. She smiles, loving the wrecked feeling arising from her pussy. She wonders though... "that thing wouldn't actually fit in my ass would it?" Monica asks herself, a coy smirk on her face, biting her bottom lip. She might just have to try and find out later. Monica closes her eyes and relaxes, smiling happily, her arms wrapped around the freak's neck, as he holds her in his hairy arms. She's very much looking forward to the future anal adventure with that gigantic piece of manmeat. Monica is a very adventurous soul after all. ... "Who's your daddy bitch? Tell me!" I slap Drita's super firm ass, as I pull her long, dark blonde hair, pounding the fuck out of her pussy from behind. She's bent over the couch, shaking her ass on my huge dick, driving me fucking sex crazy. "YOU ARE BABY!! YOU FUCKING ARE JAMES!! YOU'RE MY DADDY!! I'M YOUR BITCH!!" My girl Drita screaming in orgasmic bliss. She cums all over my huge ass cock, and I keep slamming up her super slick, super smooth, bald pussy. I reach under Drita and roughly fondle her big, heaving titties. Drita looks back at me and licks her lips, smiling so slutty. I pound that pussy, owning it, in and out with my huge cock, stretching it wide and plunging all the way. I squeeze that big tits so hard, they turn red, and Drita moans uncontrollably, so sex drunk with pleasure. We fuck for another hour. Drita rides me, slapping me, pinching the fuck outta my hard nipples, as she bounces all over my cock. She does a handstand on the floor and I pound her out that way, piledriving her sweet, pink pussy over and over, her head rubbing the carpet. Drita floods me with her sweet nectar, cumming repeatedly. I cum blast her pussy, then we drink some Cristal... and I doggy style bang her awesome ass. Drita loves anal sex. She craves it. I pound her booty at least twice a day, everyday. I piss up her tight clenching ass, then pull out and piss down her throat. Drita smiles up at me, as she gulps down my huge, warm, yellow load. Drita pisses all over my cock, cussing at me, smiling so sexy. She slams down on my cock and rides me, as I lay on the floor, her big, firm titties jiggling like crazy. I pinch and twist her hard, thick, rubbery nipples, loving the look of pained pleasure on Drita's face. She drinks my second load of cum, her beautiful eyes glued to mine the whole time she gobbles down my thick, gooey load. I love Drita. She and I have a special bond. We're sexual soulmates. She's just as kinky as I am. Ha. I fucking love that. ... Kim and Padma put on a very nice show for the hotel guests, in the ballroom. They strap on fuck each other in the ass, while the swingers film it and cheer them on. They give out blowjobs to the two winners of the raffle we had. We have them all day long. Everything from blowjobs and anal fucks to milk enemas, blowbangs and bondage orgies. My swingers hotel is very, very popular and we reward our clientele accordingly. Rachel, Chandler... and Monica... all continued their freaky fun from earlier. Yes... Monica did take that two foot cock up her ass... and loved every fucking second of it. Just another day at Swagged Out Tower. Sex, fun and more sex. If you're in NYC and you're a swinger... or just horny... check us out... and bring money. Ha. Sex sells... and nobody sells it better than me. 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/27/2019  Pimpin' Jersey Shore Ch. 3 It was the last day of my Jersey Shore vacation. The weather was great, 80 degrees and sunny. I was on the deck of my rental place, relaxing with my girl, Jwoww. She was topless sunbathing, a hot pink thong on and nothing else, except designer shades. She had her right hand in my swim trunks, slowly... but perfectly... jerking my half hard cock. I was stretched out watching the hot pussy strolling down the beach, enjoying my girls handjob. I had a client scheduled for her later in the day. An old businessman with a thing for young, hot celebrity chicks. $100,000 in my pocket. "Don't forget about the client later babe. He's real horny for you.. . I know the feeling." We both laughed. Jwoww, or Jenni, looked at me, leaned over and kissed me. I played with her 34F tits, squeezing them so fucking hard, pulling and shaking her rock hard, light brown nipples. She's a very sexy slut and one helluva good ho. I've made a lot of money off of Jenni... now she's my girlfriend, so I get her all the fucking time... and I'm having a sex crazed blast. Jenni slowly licked my neck, while she slowly stroked my twitching cock, pulling off my trunks. "You have the most beautiful cock baby. I could look at it all day... but I'd rather suck it." We laughed. Jwoww bent down, stuck out that very sexy tongue and licked my plump cock head. She kissed it softly, with those slutty lips, her hot pink lip gloss smearing on it. Jenni looked back up at me and quickly licked the sensitive underside of my head. Her tongue lapped it over and over, sending such hot sensations through my cock. My cock twitched and Jenni smiled a sexy ass smile. She sucked the thick head, quick and hard. She jerked my thick shaft quickly and sucked me deeper. Jenni took half of my, now rock hard, cock in her sexy, slutty mouth and sucked so fucking hard on it. She tickled my big ass balls, suctioning intensely, up and down on my shaft, Jenni's gorgeous lips vacuum sealed around my throbbing shaft. Jenni sucked me voraciously for another 15 minutes, desperately wanting my jizz cocktail. I finally fed it to her. My pulsating cock jerked and pumped my cum into her sucking mouth. Jenni swallowed my load hard and slid her mouth all the way down on my cock, taking the rest of my creamy load right down her fucking throat. Jenni drank it down happily. She rubbed and tickled my balls, licking them as my cock finished pumping my wad down that talented throat. I reached over and smacked her phat ass, squeezing it hard, then sliding a finger up her ass. I fingered her anus while Jwoww sucked me clean, making sure to get every drop out of my balls. She even licked in my piss slit. Jenni is a cum whore and she fucking loves mine. "Mmmmmmmmmm... I love your fucking cum daddy. Fuck, it tastes great. Finger my ass daddy... Then wreck it with your big, beautiful cock." Jwoww looked at me, lustful desire beaming from her eyes, softly and happily sucking my cock head. She grinned wide and wrapped her talented tongue around my thick shaft and head. I spent the next hour, ass banging my girlfriend through 10 fucking Big O's. Jwoww drenched the lounger and even the deck, with her massive amount of pussy nut. She rode me cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. I manhandled those huge fake tits of hers, slapping them hard, squeezing them harder. Her milk shot out. I sucked so intensely on those huge cans, drinking down Jenni's tasty milk. I guzzled down four mouthfuls while my thick cock stretched out and pummeled her phat booty ridiculously hard. Jenni screamed so loud in ecstasy, people walking down the beach, stopped and stared at us. I fucking loved it. I love being watched and I love people watching my woman get fucked. I finally filled that gorgeous booty with my jizz. I kept sucking those 34F titties and drinking down Jwoww's milk, while my cock pumped her booty past full with my cum. A minute later, Jwoww was drinking my piss, as I stretched out and shot it right into her open mouth. She was stretched out in my lounger too, looking up at me, smiling so sexy, her outstretched tongue lapping up my piss as it was shot into her very sexy mouth. People were watching from the beach, I waved and smirked, filling my bitch's mouth with my warm piss. Jenni drank it all down eagerly, her eyes glued to mine the whole fucking time. She looked so fucking sexy, drinking down my piss, right in front of all those people. FUCK, THAT WAS HOT!! I was in a very good mood and very horny, so I was feeling generous. I saw a dude, on the beach, staring and rubbing his cock through his trunks. "Hey dude... $300 and she'll jerk you off." "Ill be right back." The guy said and ran off to get the money. I kept pissing in my girl's mouth. I had a massive amount of piss stored up for Jwoww. She smiled big and swallowed every fucking drop. I fucking dig that fucking slut. The guy came running up to my deck, breathing hard and handed me a three hundred dollar bills. He looked like he might pass out from running so fast, but he saw Jwoww and smiled. He said he was a big fan. Jenni reached over and pulled out his cock. It was average size. Jenni wrapped her hand around it and pumped it, her fingers rubbing it softly, as she jerked it. Jwoww is a sex superstar. She knows how to get a guy... or girl... off, in the most fun and sexually pleasing way. The guy leaned his head back and groaned as Jenni worked his cock. "Five hundred more and you can cum on her tits." I told him, as I finished pissing in Jwoww's mouth. She sucked me dry, while jerking the fan off. She pumped his shaft faster and faster. He reached in his trunks and handed me another five hundred... he obviously was hoping for more than the handjob, so he came prepared. He grunted and Jenni moved over in front of him. She knelt down and pointed his twitching cock at her awesome tits. He looked right at her and came on Jwoww's jugs. Jwoww jerked his cum out. She looked at her cum covered tits and smiled. "Thank you so much dude. Jwoww is so fucking hot!" He was so happy at his luck. "I know dude... that's why she's my bitch. You get $100,000 and I'll let you fuck her." We laughed, not figuring he would ever get the money. He thanked me again and went back to the beach, yelling happily. Jenni wiped his cum off of her tits with a towel. "Sexy bitch!" I told her. Jenni smiled and winked at me. We kissed and she went inside to shower. Later in the day, Jwoww was with her client, while Snooki and I were drinking and fucking. She was riding me, in the same lounger as earlier. Her big tits were jiggling as she bounced on my big ass cock, squealing in delight and getting drunk. I sucked hard on her big ass milk jugs. I drank down Snooki's milk while she squealed and waved at the people on the beach watching us. "FUCK ME DADDYYYYYYYYY!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! I LOVE THIS HUGE FUCKING COCK!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Snooki bounced so hard on my cock. I rubbed her clit through six Big O's. My cock was drenched... my balls too. I jizzed her neatly trimmed cunt, pushing deep, to get her pregnant. Snooki begged me to knock her up. She's a very good ho, so I decided to impregnate her. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... YOU'RE GETTING ME PREGNANTTTTTTTTTT... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!" I kept pumping that sexy bitch's hot pussy full of cream. I squeezed her titties hard and watched her milk fly everywhere. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK... MY TITTY MILK IS EVERY FUCKING WHERE!!" Afterwards, we relaxed and Snooki finished getting drunk. A couple of guys on the beach paid me $1000 each to cum on her face. She was on my couch, drunk and horny, so I let them do it. We all took pictures of her cum covered face. Snooki posed for the pics. They left and Snooki showered. I pissed on her face in the shower. She drank most of my warm piss. She fucking loves drinking my warm yellow cocktail. She's a nasty slut... and I dig it. I fucked her phat ass too. Snooki came five more times, drunk in the shower, getting ass ppounded I came down her slutty throat. She loves my cum and she drank it all down, moaning happily. I like that bitch. She's fun. I sent her out to a client, after she sobered up. It was an easy blowjob date. $15000 in my pocket. Jenni came home from her date. She gave me the $10000 tip the client gave her. She watched me fuck Deena and Angelina. I fucked their big titties, cumming on both faces. Jwoww joined in, sucking me clean. I booty banged all three bitches for an hour. We sucked and fucked all night. We took breaks to eat, then got right back to the fucking and sucking. They swallowed three of my loads. I swallowed several mouthfuls of Jwoww's sweet tit milk. I came... and pissed... in Jwoww's phat booty. Deena drank it out of her ass. I took pictures of it all... posting them on social media and sending them to Deena's husband. We have turned him into a cuckold. She took selfies of her drinking my piss, letting it pour of of her mouth, looking so fucking slutty and sent them to her cuckold husband. Deena licked up my piss from the kitchen floor, as I filmed it. She's a nasty fuck toy for me and I love using her and pimpin' her out. The next day, before I left, I let a couple of dudes come up and fuck her for $500 each. I pimp her out cheap, when I'm really horny. We all filmed it. They wanted to fuck Jwoww, but she's way more expensive. They pleaded and begged. I just let her flash them and let them feel her gorgeous, huge tits for $500 each. I booty banged Angelina while Jwoww filmed Deena getting used like the slutty, big titty fuck whore she is. I jizzed Angelina's phat booty, a few minutes after the two guys came in their condoms, inside Deena. All four chicks sucked me off, sharing my creamy load, drinking it down happily. Jwoww and I left and went back home. The other girls hung around for another day. They made me several thousand more dollars. They are always horny... and it makes me money, so I'm real happy about it. Just another couple of days in my pimped out life... Pimpin' Jersey Shore. 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/27/2019  Pimpin' Jersey Shore Ch. 2 MY FREAKY FAMILY IN THIS STORY : MY COUSIN LISA SPARXXX (HERSELF) "Yeah bitch... take my cock whore!! Taking your cousin's dick in your ass... you filthy fuck pig." I was ass pounding my cousin, pornstar Lisa Sparxxx. She was stretched out and tied to my bed. We fuck all the time. She loves being my fuck toy. I squeezed those fucking big ass, natural titties and pounded my 10 inches deep in that thick, fucking ass. The bed was shaking hard and I kept pounding harder and harder. I smacked her phat booty hard! Lisa smiled back at me and licked her tongue out, wiggling it for me. I smacked her phat ass again... harder! She squealed in delight. Lisa loves rough sex. "Yes daddy... POUND MY ASS JAMESSSSSSSSSS!! FUCK... I LOVE YOUR COCK DADDY!!" Lisa is a super horny fuck slut... she's known for gangbangs. She's a sexy fuck whore for me anytime, anywhere, anyhow. I use the bitch in as many dirty, sleazy fuck ways as I can. My cock was so fucking hard, pounding the fuck outta that ass. The bed almost broke and I fucking loved it. I fucking love rough, dirty sex and doing it with my big titty cousin is even better. I pulled out and turned her on her side. Her hands and feet were tied to the head and foot of the bed, but there was room to turn her over. I pushed her big jugs around my cock and fucked them senseless. I drilled between those perfect tits so fucking hard, squeezing them roughly as I titty thumped them. Lisa sucked my cock with a sleazy ass, fuck freak look on her sexy face. She loves my big cock. She grinned wide the whole time. She moaned and grunted around my thick head and shaft, her sexual lust running wild. She fucking gets off big time on being used sexually. I pummeled her tits for another five minutes, slapping them hard and squeezing them harder. I blasted a massive load of jizz in her fucking whore mouth and Lisa happily swallowed it all down, eating my creamy jizz... it's her favorite thing to eat. She sucked me fucking clean. I spit in her mouth and she swallowed that with a smile, licking and smacking her lips. I roughly squeezed her big tits for a few, while she sucked me. Lisa loves for me to tie her up and use her, she begs me to do it every fucking time we are together. I just leave her and come back whenever I fucking feel like it and pound her some more. She fucking loves every second of it. She has a very submissive side and I love taking advantage of it. I pimp her too. She's made me a lot of money and it makes me love her even more. I love pimpin' hoes... family or not. I brought her with me, for the weekend, to the Jersey Shore. I left Lisa there and went in the kitchen to see my top Jersey Shore ho, Jwoww or Jenni, from the TV show Jersey Shore. I had fucked her out previously and pimped her too. She recently got divorced so she's been spending alot of time with me. I've taken her off the ho road and kept her for myself... at least for the time being. "Hey daddy... Heard you fucking your cousin... Come do me... I need that big fucking cock in my ass." Jenni winked and licked her lips... A few minutes later she was bent over the counter, wearing only a gray sports bra, while my 10 thick was buried deep up that sweet booty. I smacked it hard, puffed my blunt, smacked it some more and pounded the ever living fuck outta her booty. My cock flew up that phat ass like a supersonic jet, thumping Jenni's round booty mercilessly. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! I'M CUMMMMMMMINGGG BABY!!" Jwoww blasted her pussy nut so fucking hard it painted the fridge. I pulled the slut's long, brown hair and pulled her to the fridge. "Lick it up bitch!" I still booty thumped Jenni while she leaned over and licked her cream off of the fridge, looking back at me smiling. I dig that dirty slut. She's gonna be my new girlfriend. "Yeah bitch. Lick that shit up. Filthy whore... Make your pimp happy, ho!" She did. She licked the fridge clean and squirted three more times. By the time I took my huge cock out of her ass, she squirted 7 times. I turned her around and she wrapped those huge fake tits around my cock. Jwoww pulled her erect nipples hard. She squirted her milk all over me and my cock and licked me clean. I pounded those titty pillows harder and fucking harder. Her tits were stretched out, laying on top of her sports bra as I roughly banged them. Jwoww's milk was squirting everywhere. I smiled and spit on her face. Jenni smiled back and licked it up. I blasted my jizz all over her beautiful face. Jenni pumped every drop out of my cock and sucked me dry. She wiped my nut off of her face and licked it off of her hands... looking right at me, smiling as big... and as sexy... as possible. I spit in her mouth and Jwoww swallowed that down too. For the hell of it, I jammed my cock in her mouth and let loose with the piss too. Jwoww loves my piss. She happily swallowed the whole huge load... and sucked me totally dry, smacking her lips, kissing my cock and smiling at me with a loving smile. I smacked her face and smiled. "Thanks bitch. Go feed my cousin and come back so I can piss on you again. "Yes daddy. Love you James." "I know." Jwoww got up and fixed a sandwich and tea for Lisa. She went in the bedroom and fed her. I went outside and started fucking Snooki and Deena... the meatballs. They double sucked me and I tit fucked them both. I cum dumped on their slutty faces. They licked each other's faces clean. I sucked Snooki's milk down, while sucked those big cans of hers. I pussy thumped them both as they rode me and finished in Snooki's thick ass. I pumped it full, pulled out and Deena sucked the rest down. I pulled out of her mouth and pissed on her face. Snooki loves my piss so she turned around quickly and shoved my cock in her mouth. She swallowed down several mouthfuls of my warm yellow cocktail. She pulled Deena's head back and spit some of my piss in her mouth. Deena drank it down with a smile. I laid back on my lounger, with my long time friend, talk show host Wendy Williams lounging beside me topless. Her huge fake titties were on full display. I got Deena to blow me again. I took pictures to send her husband. He knows she's one of my hoes. I like teasing him with pictures of his big titty wife being my fuck toy, that makes me money, letting other guys use her sexually... it's a big turn on. Deena smiled for the pictures... My huge cock shoved down her throat. Fucking whore. She loves being my bitch. She sucked me good. Snooki and Jwoww taught her how to deepthroat me and she's does it really well now. Her frizzy, brown haired head flew up and down my thick shaft. Her saliva coated my shaft and her tongue, lapping all over my cock, brought me to the brink. I grabbed the slut's head and pumped my cream into her slutty mouth. Deena eagerly and happily drank down every drop of my jizz. All my bitches swallow... it's a requirement. "How you doin' baby?" Wendy asked, reaching over, slowly stroking my shaft while Deena guzzled down my load. She smiled so sexy at me, that long brown and blonde hair flowing down her back. She bent over and sucked my cock while Deena licked my balls. Jwoww came out on the deck. She and Snooki knelt down and waited for my piss facial. They made out, molesting each other's tongues and groping each other's big tits. I relaxed, enjoying Wendy blowing me and watched the makeout show with Jenni and Snooki. Wendy took me all the way down and licked my balls with my whole cock down her throat. Deena gave me a rimjob, licking my anus, then sticking her tongue up my ass. Snooki and Jwoww fingered each other's bald pussies while they sucked the milk from each other's big, milk filled jugs. Wendy had me blasting my nut down her throat in short order. She gulped it down, moaning her approval of the taste. She looked at me with some of my jizz in her mouth. She let it dribble out of her mouth onto her huge, 34FF ebony funbags. She smiled a naughty smile and winked at me. Wendy pulled her huge tits to her mouth, stuck out her tongue and slowly lapped up my jizz, from her hard, brown nipples and huge, ebony tits. She sucked her funbags while I took her red bikini bottom off and fingered her sweet, juicy, mature twat. I licked my fingers as I looked at her, tasting her juices. Wendy got on my cock and rode me like a sex crazed maniac, bouncing hard on my huge white rod. Her huge titties jiggled. I smacked her phat ass and squeezed it. Wendy rode me for a half an hour, squirting five times. I jizzed up her mature, bald cunt and quickly got up, going to Snooki and Jwoww. I pissed all over their fucking, sexy faces. They loved it. Snooki squealed in excitement. Jenni smiled so sexy at me, her mouth wide open and her gorgeous tongue stretched out. They both sucked me after I drenched their whore faces in my piss. I grabbed Wendy and went back inside. We went to the bedroom. Wendy smiled, when she saw Lisa tied up. "Mmmmmmmm, a freaky family... I love it daddy." Wendy said, her finger on her bottom lip, looking so fucking sexy. "Fuck yeah baby... I fuck 'em all.. From my grandmothers to my cousins." Lisa smiled at me and blew me a big kiss. I went over and pissed on her face and in her slutty mouth. She loved it, drinking it down. I sucked her huge tits for several minutes, drinking down her sweet milk. I love my cousin's huge titties. I sucked them roughly, hungrily. I got on top of her... she was on her stomach. I pounded her phat booty some more. Wendy came over and Lisa ate her pussy, while I booty banged Lisa roughly. I squeezed those huge tits. Her milk soaked my bedspread... but who fucking cares... I just kept ass banging her harder and harder. Lisa came three times, then I shot my creamy wad up her phat booty. I pulled out and shoved my cock in her mouth. Lisa sucked me clean, moaning and sucking me voraciously, lusting for my big fucking cock. Wendy went to Lisa's ass and sucked out my jizz, shoving her sexy ass tongue up my cousin's phat booty and licking out every drop of jizz I pumped up there. Later that evening, Snooki and Deena were out with a client. $10,000 in my pocket. I even sent out Jenni with a client. A dinner and blowjob, $6500 more for me. I was home, fucking Sammi and Angelina from the show Jersey Shore. A couple of clients were there too. I fucked both women in front of them. I rammed my throbbing meat missile up Angelina's sweet booty for a half an hour, smacking that phat ass hard. She screamed out in ecstasy and squirted six times. Sammi swallowed a load of my jizz... and piss. I even buttfucked her while she sucked off both clients. Angelina got DPed by both middle aged businessmen. I pissed all over her fucking slutty face while she got double fucked. She smiled big, licking her luscious lips as I did. $10,000 more for Superpimp. I went in the bedroom, fucked Lisa in the pussy and tit fucked Wendy while I watched some college football... It was a good night. I jizzed down Wendy's throat. That gorgeous ebony goddess sucked out my biggest load of the trip. She drank it all down happily, tickling my balls with her long red nails. I made Jwoww my girlfriend. She moved in with me. It's fuck and suck paradise 24/7. Just more sex and money for the world's greatest pimp. I love my job and I love... Pimpin' Jersey Shore. 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/27/2019  Pimpin' Jersey Shore I decided to take a vacation from my pimp work. I headed down to the Jersey Shore. I hadn't been there in awhile and I heard they had some hot pussy down there nowadays, so what the hell, I decided to check it out. I ended up in a nice house, right behind the house from Jersey Shore, that MTV show. Nobody was in it, so I snuck over and looked around. The deck was nice. I watched the show for awhile, so I knew the setup of the place. I got hard, thinking about assfucking Jwoww out there, where everyone could see. I decided to rub one out, on the deck, to kinda mark my territory. I imagined my 10 thick inches wedged up that gorgeous ass of Jwoww, pounding her hot milf ass, as she bent over the railing. I closed my eyes and jerked off fast. I definitely wanted to fuck that sexy bitch. Why couldn't they be filming that damn show now? I'm here, my cock's ready to plow Jwoww's gorgeous, round, tan ass. Fuckin' MTV. I'm Dick The Motherfucking Pimp, you stupid asses at MTV. Get those bitches out here now, motherfucker. I came all over the deck, spraying my thick jizz, everywhere I could. I cum a lot, so I covered a lot of ground. I shook the drops of cum, still leaking out of my cock off of it and put my cock back in my thin sweatpants. I never wear underwear, so my cock felt damn good moving in my pants, after the jizz spraying. I looked around a little more and left. I went back to my place and unpacked. I brought a pair of really nice, high powered binoculars with me, to see what's going down around me. I ordered a pizza and looked around with my binoculars. Just some random partygoers and a couple hookers out sellin' some pussy. Ah, my world. None of the bitches looked up to my standards though. I did watch a hooker blow a guy in an alley. He didn't last long. The bitch spit the jizz. She should've charged him to swallow. Good honomics. My pizza arrived. The delivery dude saw me looking over at the Jersey Shore house and said, "you know, word is, the Jersey Shore chicks are gonna vacay there this week." "Oh yeah, might check 'em out." I gave him $30 and told him to vacay on outta here. I ate some pizza and drank a couple Budweisers. I hope those chicks do show up. I'll give 'em my pimp swagg and my 10 inches too. A pimp never really takes time off, so I guess my work break might be pretty busy, in a fun way. I went out to a couple clubs, got 20 numbers... yes, I work fast. I got a couple blowjobs in the bathroom. I was just scoping out the action, so I stuck with the blowjobs to keep things rolling. One chick wanted to get freaky, so I sat her on the toilet and pissed in her face. The bitch loved it, opening her mouth and smiling, swallowing my piss. She wanted to go back to my place, but I wasn't having that. I already pissed on her, no need to bring her home. I went home and fell asleep on the sofa. In the morning I was woken up, by noise at the Jersey Shore house, so I cleared my eyes, walked to the window and looked over with my binoculars. There she was. Jwoww was bringing in her suitcases. Snooki and Deena were too. Three big titty bitches for the taking. It was just the three of them. My binoculars are top of the line, very powerful, so I zoomed into the house, through the windows. I rubbed my cock, as Jwoww took her white top off and had on just her blue sports bra. Damn, those tits are big and beautiful. They put their stuff up and went out to the deck with a drink. They looked around. Snooki bent over and looked at the ground. It was one of the spots I cum me on. She looked closely at it and screamed. I could hear her, since I was so close. "OH MY GOD, THAT'S CUM!!" Yeah she should know. Deena bent down and looked at it. She swiped her finger in it and smelled it. She surprised her friends, by sucking it off of her fingers. "Yeah that's jizz alright." She laughed. Snooki screamed again. "How can you do that Deena? It's some random dudes cum and you just sucked it up." She looked sick, but Deena just smiled and drank her drink. "Look, it's everywhere, AHHHHH!!" Snooki looked at my cum dump spots, pointing them out, screaming. "Deena, you don't know who's cum that is." Jwoww chimed in. "Well, it tasted great, so I wouldn't mind meeting him." Deena said smiling. I smirked. It's nice to know she liked my jizz. I was gonna figure out how to feed her some directly. "I wanna get fucked. My ass needs some cock." Deena said, playing with her big tits, shaking her thick ass. This was gonna be easier than I thought. "Jenni, you've got such beautiful tits." Snooki looked at Jwoww's (Jenni's) tits and pulled up her sports bra. "Here, flash everyone." Snooki laughed and felt up Jwoww's, now exposed, huge tits. Jwoww shook them, as I watched it all and rubbed my big cock. Just as I started rubbing good, they went inside. Damn! I decided to push the envelope a little. I wrote a note, telling them I was the one that came all over their deck. I snuck over to their place and left the note at their front door. I made my way, quietly, but quickly, back to my house. About 30 minutes later, I was watching some TV, when the doorbell rang. I got up and opened the door. Jwoww was standing there. "Hi, I'm Jenni, from next door. I read your note. Why did you cum all over our deck? That's weird." I looked her over and answered. "Sorry, I just got excited. I'm a fan of yours and I watched the show. It was first night of vacation and I was thinking about how hot you are and it just happened. I'm sorry, but you really are gorgeous Jenni. You look even better in person." "Aww, thank you. That's very sweet. I guess I understand. My friend Deena really liked it." She laughed. I smirked and invited her in. She came in, saying she could only stay for a minute. I poured us a rum and coke and we sat on my couch. "My name's Dick. It's a pleasure to meet you Jenni. I always call you Jwoww." I looked her over. She was wearing a white top, that hung off of one shoulder, over her blue sports bra and white designer sweatpants. She had her long, brown, wavy hair in a ponytail. She was wearing glasses too. She looked absolutely gorgeous. "You're a fan of the show huh?" She asked and sipped her drink. "Well, mostly of you. I think you're one of the sexiest chicks on TV." I sweet talked her and looked her over some more. "That's very sweet Dick." She looked me over too. My big cock was visible through my thin sweatpants. She smiled a sexy smile at me and sipped her drink again. I downed mine and smiled back. "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how could you just jack off in public like that? All over our deck, too." She laughed and sipped her drink once again. "Like I said, I was thinking about you and it just happened." I looked right at her. She was into me and we both knew it. "It's kinda like when Snooki pulled your top up and you shook those amazing tits." I smiled at her and my cock twitched in my pants. "Oh my God, you saw that?" She looked embarrassed, holding her head down, laughing, as she sipped her drink again. "Yeah, I used my binoculars over there, to get a better look." I sat back, one leg on the couch and gave her a good view of my cock, in my pants. She looked at my binoculars and covered her face, laughing. She smiled that sexy smile again. "Don't be ashamed babe, you have gorgeous tits. You should show them off." I smiled back, looking at her tits. She poked them out for me, while she drank, acting like she wasn't doing it. "I guess if I was single, I might do it more." Jenni looked at me with a very sexy smile and winked. "Well, your husband isn't here, so be my guest." I encouraged her, but she was still shy. "I'm sorry Dick, but I can't... At least until I get a few more drinks in me... Just kidding." She laughed, but I refilled her glass, just in case. I drank another rum and coke also, as we talked. She told me about the show and she couldn't believe I was a pimp. She drank two more rum and cokes. We were having a good time, getting to know each other. Jenni looked at me and half drunk or not, she rubbed her nipples. She quickly pulled her hands away and tried to act like nothing happened. "So tell me about being a pimp. I've never met an actual pimp before." She said smiling. "It's a job babe, just selling pussy, instead of vacuum cleaners." I winked at her, reaching over and rubbing her leg. She didn't say anything, so I kept rubbing it. She looked at me, not knowing what to say. 'You're gorgeous Jenni. Your husband is damn lucky to be banging you." I broke the ice, so to speak. "Well, we don't bang much nowadays. We are both busy and we have kids, so that takes up a lot of our time." She looked kinda sad. She was way too hot, not to be getting regular sex. I rubbed her leg higher. "That's a shame babe. You're way too much of a sex goddess to not be getting much action. That's a horrible miscarriage of justice." We both laughed and I rubbed even higher on her leg. Jenni grabbed my hand, saying, "Dick, I can't. You're a great guy and you're hot, but I'm marri..." I kissed her. She paused for a second and kissed me back. I moved my hand to her pussy and rubbed it through her pants. She moaned into my mouth. I slid my hand into her pants and blue thong, rubbing her pussy directly. I could tell she was clean shaven. I rubbed her clit softly, with my thumb and slid two fingers, up her pussy. It was so warm and already wet. I rubbed and fingered her, while we kissed. My tongue licked hers. I sucked her tongue and kissed her deeply, fingering her wet snatch and rubbing her erect, thick clit in circles with my thumb. Jenni moaned loudly in my mouth. "Dick, please, I..." Jenni grabbed my wrist to stop me, but she also came on my fingers. I kept fingering her pussy, getting my fingers covered in her pussy nut. I pulled them out, looking directly in her eyes and slowly licked and sucked my fingers clean, tasting her. She looked me directly in my eyes, as I tasted her nectar. I kissed her sexy lip glossed lips, letting her taste herself. I kissed her deeply and played with her big tits through her top. I squeezed them hard, finding her thick, hard nipples and pinching them, pulling them and shaking them. Her breast milk soaked her sports bra and top. I kept pulling and squeezing those big nipples. Jenni moaned loud and squirmed on my couch. I groped those huge tits. They felt so good. Her heavy, fake tits were soft, but firm. She still tried weakly to talk me out of fucking her, "we can't Dick I'm married." I stopped groping her and looked her in the eyes. "Ok Jenni, the next move is up to you." I just looked at her and let her decide. She looked at me and rubbed my wrists. She thought about it. I just looked at her. My desire for her, burning through my gaze. She looked at me with her sexiest look and told me, "fuck me baby." I kissed her and groped those gorgeous, fake fun bags. She pushed me back on the sofa and got on top of me. She reached down and grabbed my big, hard cock, squeezing it and slowly jacking it, through my pants. "Oh my God, you're big! Mmmmmmmmm." Jenni stroked my cock through my pants and took off her white top. I squeezed those huge tits through her wet, blue sports bra. I pulled them out of the top of the bra, but left it on. I looked at them and squeezed them hard, pulling those thick, hard nipples. I watched her tit milk shoot out and licked her nipples clean, as it did. She pulled my sweat pants off and I pulled hers off and her blue thong too. I smelled it, licking it slowly. I put it on my pants, I was gonna #keep it. Jenni moved down and licked my throbbing cock, looking right at me, her eyes full of lust for me and my big cock. I put my hand on her head and grabbed her brown hair. I watched closely, as she licked my cock from tip to base, slowly. She smiled her sexiest smile at me, loving teasing me with her tongue. She lapped up the precum, oozing out of my cock. She softly bit the thick head of my cock. She sucked it and chewed on it. She licked the underside of my head, as she sucked it. It felt so fucking good. She rubbed my big balls, as she sucked my cock. She sucked down about halfway and back up, tickling my balls. I pulled her hair, as she sucked my cock faster. I pushed her head down further. "Suck it Jenni, open that throat baby. Open up and take me in." I directed her and she obeyed. She opened her throat and took more of my big, thick cock into her mouth and throat. Her cheeks bulging out. I pushed harder. She gagged, but I kept pushing. She gagged some more, her saliva oozing out of her mouth, around my cock. "It's Ok baby, keep going. Take it all in." I coaxed her. I pushed her head down further and she finally took me all in. "Look up at me baby." I pulled her hair and got her to look up at me, my whole 10 thick inches buried in her throat. Her lips were on my crotch. "Stick out that sexy fucking tongue and lick my balls baby. Tease me with it, bitch." She obeyed and stuck her tongue out around my cock, licking my big balls. I smiled at her and blew her a kiss. I got my phone and took several pictures of her with my whole cock down her throat, smiling, as she licked my balls. Her cheeks bulging out, from my thick cock. "Smile Jenni, show everyone how much of a cock slut you are, bitch. You love my big fucking cock, bitch. Show me." She smiled big and licked my balls. I was so fucking turned on. I finally pulled her mouth off of my cock. She breathed hard and spit on my cock, licking it off of my cock. Her saliva drooled down on my cock and she hungrily sucked it off. She sucked my whole cock greedily. She was in heat and she wanted me bad. She fucking loved my big cock and she attacked it with lustful gusto. She deepthroated me over and over, smiling big at me the whole time, her eyes never leaving mine. She was a good cocksucker and now that I taught her to deepthroat me, she was even better. She spit all over my cock and sucked it up. She sucked my cock so fast, jacking it as she sucked it. Her beautiful eyes never leaving mine. I smacked her face. "Open up bitch." She did. I spit in her mouth and she swallowed it happily. I spit in her mouth again and she happily swallowed it once more, licking her lips, smiling big at me. I fucked her mouth fast and hard, holding her hair and forcing her fucking mouth down on my cock. I drove my cock down her sucking throat. She loved it. "Cum in my mouth daddy." She smiled and said in her sexiest voice, as I pulled her mouth off of my cock, slapping her face. "Suck it out, whore!" She smiled big and sucked my cock with supersonic speed. Her head was a blur, racing up and down my throbbing cock. I watched every second and pulled her hair. I grunted and blasted her mouth with my huge load of thick, creamy jizz. She moaned loudly, approving of the taste and swallowed it all down. I kept pumping her sucking mouth full of my thick jizz and she kept swallowing it. Damn, that bitch is sexy. I watched, as my cock kept jerking and pumping her mouth with my jizz. It's such a sexy sight. Especially when the bitch swallowing, is as sexy as Jwoww. I finally stopped cumming and Jenni sucked me clean. Her eyes glued to mine. She smiled around my cock, rubbing my balls. She took my cock out of her mouth and licked and sucked my big balls. "Deena was right... You do taste great." She said smiling. We both laughed and I watched her suck my balls. She was doing such a great job, I just laid back and watched, letting her suck them, as much as she wanted. She licked every inch of them and sucked each one softly and then hard. She jerked my cock, as she did. I loved it. She jerked my cock faster and sucked my big balls, pulling them with her mouth, licking them in her mouth. She jerked my cock faster and faster, sucking and licking my big balls so fucking good. "Suck it bitch! I wanna jizz down your throat again." She sucked me hard and fast, deepthroating me, looking right at me. She rubbed her pussy fast, as she rubbed my big balls and slid a finger up my ass. I smacked her face, smiling at her. She smiled back at me, her mouth spread wide by my cock. She rubbed her pussy faster and faster, smacking her clit. I fucked her mouth fast, pulling her hair and forcing my big cock in her mouth and throat faster and faster. She looked at me the whole time. She moaned loudly and came all over her hand. I grunted and pushed all the way down her throat. She gagged slightly, as I blasted my load of thick cum straight down her sucking throat. I held her head in place and just let loose with my cum. My cock pumped my thick load directly into her stomach. Jenni loved it, moaning in delight, as my load was deposited down her throat. She just opened her throat and swallowed it down. She sucked it all out and sucked me clean. I pulled her up and kissed her. I squeezed those huge tits and sucked them hard, softly chewing on her hard nipples, swallowing her tit milk, as it shot out. I sucked them both, alternating between them. I pulled her big nipples with my mouth and licked the tip of them, in my mouth. I sucked her nipples voraciously, coaxing out her tasty milk and swallowing it down. I squeezed those huge, fake tit mounds, as I sucked them. I rubbed my cock on her labia, up and down slowly, as I suckled on her huge tits. She moaned loudly and I kept rubbing it on her slit. I slid my cock up her pussy, inching my way up her soaking wet pussy. She rode me, holding my head to her huge tits. I sucked her milk down, as it poured into my mouth. I squeezed her huge fake tits and sucked them so greedily. I loved her tit milk and kept swallowing it. "Suck my big fucking tits, baby. I fucking love it!" Jenni said, riding my big cock, holding my head to her gorgeous tits. I smacked her ass hard. She moaned. I smacked it again and she moaned again. I squeezed it and shook it, as I sucked those gorgeous tits hard. She rode me faster. My huge cock stretching her gorgeous, bald pussy. "FUCKKKKKK!! I LOVE YOUR HUGE FUCKING COCK DICK!! I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTT!!" Jenni screamed out, as she rode me faster. My huge cock drilling up her soaking wet pussy. "I'M CUMMMMMINGGGGGGG!!" Jenni screamed, squirting all over my cock. She kissed me and kept squirting on my cock. She moaned in my mouth. I smacked her ass and fucked up into her juicy snatch, so fucking hard and fast. She moaned loudly in my mouth, as I pounded the shit outta that sweet pussy. I drilled it with awesome power and force, pistoning in and out of her pussy, with supersonic, fucking speed. I smacked her ass hard and pummeled that fucking pussy, harder and harder. "IM CUMMMMMMMMMMINGGGGGGG AGAINNNNNNN!!" She squirted all over my cock again. I pulled her off of my cock, so I could watch her squirt on my fucking cock. She blasted it with her pussy nut. I slammed back up her pussy and pounded her, so fucking hard! I just kept fucking her harder and harder. She squirted on my cock again, screaming in sexual bliss. I just kept pummeling her gorgeous, tan pussy. I wrecked that motherfucking pussy. I pounded it harder and harder. She came again, squirting all over my cock. It oozed out around my cock and I kept pounding her fucking pussy. She came two more times. I lifted her off of my cock each time, watching her pussy shoot that pussy cream all over my throbbing cock. It was such a fucking turn on. I shoved back up her pussy and came hard, blasting my thick load deep in her pussy, flooding it. The cum oozed out around my cock onto my balls. Jenni got off of me and sucked it all up, sucking my still cumming cock and swallowing every fucking drop of jizz. SHIT, this bitch turned me fucking on! She sucked me clean, looking up at me the whole time. I got up and bent her over the couch. I smacked that thick ass. She moaned. I smacked it again harder. She moaned louder. I got behind her and spread her ass cheeks. She smiled and moaned softly. I bent over and shoved my tongue up her ass, wiggling it in her ass. I smacked her ass again and tongue fucked it. She moaned and writhed on my face. I smacked her ass again. She makes loudly. I stood up and pressed my hard cock against her anus. She lurched forward a little, but I pulled her back. I slowly pressed into her ass, inching my way up it, slowly. "Ahhhhhhhhhh, you're so fucking big Dick. Your fucking beautiful cock feels so fucking good in my ass, daddy!!" Jenni threw her head back. I grabbed her ponytail and held it. She couldn't move her head. I fucked her ass slowly, all the way in and out. Her ass stretching wide, for my huge cock. I smacked her ass, she moaned. I pulled her ponytail and fucked her ass a little faster. She loved it. "FUCK MY FUCKING, SLUT ASS, DICK!! RAM THAT FUCKING, HUGE COCK, UP IT BABY!!" I obliged and rammed my cock, all the fucking way up her ass. She screamed in pleasure and I fucked her ass harder, smacking it hard. My handprint on her tan ass. I pulled her ponytail hard and pounded her thick ass so fucking hard. My cock drilling up that thick, tan ass harder and harder. Jenni screamed in sexual bliss and squirted all over me. I wiped her pussy cum and my cum still on her pussy on my fingers and shoved them in her fucking mouth. She sucked them, tasting us both. She moaned and sucked my fingers clean. I hammered her thick, milf ass with awesome force and blazing speed. She squirted again. I kept hammering up her ass harder and faster. I reached under her with my right hand and squeezed her right tit, hard. Milk shot out. I held it and pulled her ponytail with my left hand. I slammed her ass, so fucking hard, the couch moved. I just kept pounding that great ass even harder. The fucking couch kept moving, but I didn't give a fuck. I pounded her ass even harder. "I'M FUCKING CUMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGG!!" She squirted again, all over me. I pounded her thick ass even harder and faster. That fucking couch was walking around, but who gives a shit. I hammered her ass so fucking fast and hard. She squirted again. Her knees buckled and her pussy nut hit the floor. I kept pounding her fucking ass harder and faster. Her knees gave out and she went to the floor. I kept slamming her ass harder and harder. She squirted again, all over the floor. She was on her stomach on the floor, with me on top of her, slamming my huge cock up her ass. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! POUND MY FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSSS!! I FUCKING IT!! I FUCKING LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUU!!" Jenni was a sex crazed bitch, in sexual nirvana and it turned me on, so fucking much. I slammed that ass harder and came deep in it. SHIT, I pumped my thick load of cream in that fucking ass, overflowing it. I pulled out and the cum poured out of her ass, onto the floor. I moved up and shoved, my still cumming cock, in her mouth. She sucked it happily. Swallowing my thick seed, as it pumped out. She sucked me totally clean, letting my cock plop out of her mouth and smacking her lips. "I need to get back to my friends." Jenni told me, but I just convinced her to stay and cuddle, pimp style. We made out on my couch and she blew me again. She swallowed my load again, smiling at me the whole time. "Your cum tastes so fucking good Dick. I love it." Jenni was hooked on my jizz and I smiled. She called her friends and invited them over to my place. A few minutes later Snooki and Deena showed up drunk. They also showed up in time, to see me fucking Jwoww in the ass again. Deena was DTF asap. She took her clothes off immediately and knelt down by me, sucking my big balls. That bitch can suck balls, I'll give her that. She sucked them so fucking good. Her mouth is magic and I pulled out of Jenni's ass, so I could cum in Deena's mouth. She opened real wide. Jenni had texted her, that I was the cum dumper, on their deck. I fucked the slut's mouth and blasted it with my thick creamy load. She sucked me so fucking fast. She made sure, to get every single drop out of my balls. She sucked me completely dry. I thought she was gonna suck my balls through my piss slit, as hard as she sucked me. She smacked her thick lips loudly and kissed my cock repeatedly. "Damn, that's some good fucking cum. The best ever!" She flattered me and I smacked those thick lips with my cock, rubbing my cock across them. Jenni was making out with Snooki. She had taken her clothes off. Deena smiled at me and started eating Snooki's pussy. Snooki ate Jenni's. I filmed it all and took pictures. They all smiled for me and posed very slutty poses. We fucked for the next few hours. During the evening Angelina from Jersey Shore showed up. I pounded that slut's thick ass, hard and fast, smacking it and drilling it for an hour. She came 6 times, squirting everywhere. Deena licked it all up and sucked my balls, like the champion ball sucker she is. I fucked Deena's thick, tan ass, as hard as humanly possible. She screamed and squirted 5 times. I came up her ass and she sucked me clean again. I fucked Snooki's great tits and pussy. I came all over her face and tits. Deena and Jwoww licked them totally clean. They kissed and cum swapped my thick cum, smiling and posing for my camera. I fucked Snooki in the ass. She screamed and moaned so loud. She loved my big cock in her ass. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY!! FUCKING FUCK ME MOTHERFUCKER!! YESSSSSS!!" She yelled out, as I pounder that thick but tight ass. I stretched it out good. Her husband should thank me. She came so many times, I lost count at 10. I was ass fucking Jenni. She was riding me sideways, as I started pissing in her ass. "FUCKKKKK, PISS IN MY ASS DICK!! I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTT!!" Jenni was hooked on me and we both fucking knew it. They all were. Snooki screamed and looked shocked as my piss, shot out of Jenni's ass, as she rode my cock. Ten minutes later, I was pissing up Snooki's ass, as she rode my cock. She fucking loved, every dirty second of it. She screamed in ecstasy and just shook and moaned, bouncing so fast on my cock, she almost fell off of it. They all knelt around me and I came in their open mouths. They all kissed and cum swapped my thick jizz, smiling at me and posing for my pictures. They decided to spend the night with me and we fucked all night long. I ate pretty much everything in the kitchen, out of their asses and pussies. They drank wine out of each other's pussies. They all drank my piss, from my cock and from wine glasses. They all agreed to let me pimp them. I've been making good money off of them. They love to fuck and I got them to start a secret website, to set up appointments. They travel across the country, sucking and fucking, rich guys and girls. They fuck some fans too, but only the more discreet ones. All the money comes to me. King Pimpin'... Dick style. I get them any time I want, as well. They're hooked on my 10 thick and I enjoy fuckin' them, as much as possible. I piledrive 'em hard and fast and cum and piss in them and on them, as much as I want. I do love being a pimp and I do love... Pimpin' Jersey Shore. 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/27/2019  One Freaky Family Fucker NOT REAL... BUT REALLY DIRTY I've always been freaky. I guess it's just who I am. A gift, maybe. It's led me to many fun... and fucked up... sexual conquests. I love rough sex, piss, hard anal, forced sex, impregnation sex, and of course... incest sex. I come from a very open, sexually liberated... and pretty damn horny... family. Our trailer park is a sleazy, perverted sex pit... and I fucking love it. Mama raised me and two sisters, Gina and Lisa, by herself. My asshole father split after I was born. I'm 21, my sisters are 22 and 25. I'm also the horniest... and that's saying something. My dick is always hard and always ready to please. I think about sex all the time. I fuck all the time. "JAMES... COME IN HERE AND WASH OUR ASS." Gina yells from the bathroom. She and Lisa like to shower together. It usually ends up a hot threesome with me. Oh yeah. (Big smile). I walk in the bathroom and watch my sexy sisters wash each other. I'm nude... I like being nude. I start stroking my seven inch cock, as I watch my big titty, slutty sisters rub soap into each other's curvy bodies. The warm water washes it off. The soap slides slowly off Gina's 36Ds, as cascading down her body to the tub. Shit, I'm horny! "Come on in... and bring your dick." Lisa waves me in. I step into the tub and get behind Lisa, whose facing Gina. I soap up Lisa's 34Ds, squeezing and massaging them. I do the same for Gina's titties. My rock hard dick presses against Lisa's soft ass, and she takes care of that. Lisa grabs my cock, soaps it, and slides it right up her well used ass. I fuck my sister's ass hard and fast, washing her gorgeous, soft tits and Gina's too. We all kiss, sucking tongues, as I play with both sister's big natural tits and slam up Lisa's slutty, ready for business ass. "FUCK MEEEEEEEEE!!" Lisa cries out, as my seven inches plows in and out of her booty. I love ass fucking. Both of my sisters love it too, so it's perfect. I pull out and piss all over Lisa and Gina's soapy bodies. They both approve, giggling and sticking out their tongues, trying to catch some. I fuck Gina's thick booty too, bending her over, as Lisa crawls under her and eats her pussy. "FUCK MY ASS JAMESSSSSSSSS!!" Gina screams out, loving my hard as steel dick up her ass. Lisa licks my balls and eats Gina's juicy twat, as my cock plunges deep and hard up my big titty, older sister's very plowable ass. I slap it and slap it, the warm water beating down on us, steaming up the shower. I cum hard up Gina's phat booty, smiling as my jizz blasts out of my cock. I pull out and Lisa latches on to my cum dripping dick, sucking it clean. I hold her head and piss in her mouth. Lisa giggles happily and drinks my piss, looking up at me, tickling my big balls. I suck Gina's soft melons, alternating between both. She has such tasty tits and I enjoy every fucking second of sucking em. Her hard nipples twitch in my mouth, as I lick em, softly bite em and suck em as hard as possible. We all kiss again and take another shower, getting clean, drying each other off... that's fun as hell. Their hands softly groping me all over, making me grin like a maniac. "Thanks for the ass fuck baby." Lisa says, kissing me. "Any time baby doll. Any fucking time." We all three smile and make out, getting all touchy feely, titty grabbing and cock stroking. A little later, mama is making a cake, looking so fucking good... her and the cake. Mama's brownish red hair and soft, supple curves drive me wild. "Hey honey. I heard you and your sisters earlier. Sounded like yall got real clean." Mama's sweetly smiles at me, knowing everything. I just smile back and nod. Mama's so damn sweet. She and I have a very special bond. Mama's always doing anything she can to make me happy. She's awesome at it. I come up to mama and hug her from behind. She smiles and looks back and kisses me. Those sweet lips of mama are something to behold. Mama has the most kissable lips ever. They are so beautiful... and look even better stretched around my seven inches, especially when I'm cumming in her mouth. "I love you so much mama." I tell her, my arms around her waist. "Awwwwww. I love you too honey. I love you so very much sweetheart." Mama looks at me with those gorgeous, mesmerizing eyes. I run my hands up her thin, orange and white blouse and fondle her absolutely beautiful breasts. I cup em, softly squeezing them. I pinch her nipples thorough her blouse and bra, rolling them between my fingers. "Mama's getting fucked." I tell her, pulling her hands behind her back. Mama's kinky, just like me, so she happily goes along with my idea. I pull a cord out of my pants and tie mama's hands behind her back. I take an extra sock out of my other pocket and tie it around her mouth. Mama fake struggles. I bend her onto the kitchen counter and yank her jeans down. Mama and I do rape fantasies all the time. She really gets off on it. "What do we have here? A sweet mama pussy waiting to get fucked. Mama fake screams into the sock and shakes, pretending to try and get away. "NOOOOOOOO!!" Mama screams into the sock, fake crying. God, she gets me hard. I pull my dick out and grind on her sweet as honey, smooth as silk, mature ass. "Ready to take your son's dick up your ass mama?" I tease her, grinding all over that sweet ass. "NOOOOOOOO... DON'T DO ITTTTTTTTTT!!" Mama plays along beautifully, fake crying, laying her beautiful head on the counter. I... SLAM MY SEVEN INCHES OF PURE COCK FURY UP MAMA'S ASS! She screams out, her eyes rolling back in her head. Mama loves rough sex. I pound her fucking ass so fucking hard, the force slamming her against the counter. I fuck mama's ass faster and faster, my cock plowing insanely fucking fast up her tight ass. God, it feels so fucking good. My cock is throbbing so damn hard. Mama moans and fake cries, selling the role play, but also enjoying the brutal ass pounding. Mama squirts, her cream splashing me and the floor. It spurs me on. I slam harder and harder up mama's ass. Mama trembles with sexual arousal, grinding her ass on me. I smile so big, laying on mama, my beer belly pressing her down into the counter. I just fuck that beautiful ass as fucking fast as I can. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Mama screams into the sock, squirting again. Her juices fly everywhere and I keep ass plowing her even harder. My eyes roll back and I CUM deep and hard up mama's wrecked ass. Lay on her and breath easy, as my cock pumps my thick, gooey seed into my sexy mother's well plowed booty. I kiss mama's cheek. She smiles around the sock. "Mmmmmmmmmm, so good honey... so, so good." Mama so happily says, moaning in sheer pleasure from my "forced" taking of her. I pull my cock out and take the sock off of mama's mouth. She kneels down and greedily attacks my cock, sucking it so damn good. Mama bobs on my now, half hard cock. I fuck her mouth, as she smiles so sweet up at me. She deep throats me, licking my hairy balls with my whole cock down her throat. Mama's saliva spills out everywhere. I fuck her face fast... then faster... then even faster... and even fucking faster. Mama sucks my invading dick and licks all around it, as it pummel her mouth. "YEAHHHHHHHH!!" I shout out, cumming so fucking hard into my mothers mouth and throat. Mama swallows my whole load, drop after drop, not missing one. "So delicious sweetie pie. Mmmmmmmm. I think it'll make a real nice icing for my cake. You got another load in you baby?" Mama asks, winking up at me. "Hell yeah mama." I grin. I untie mama's hands and she jerks me off, holding the mixing bowl in front of my dick. Mama licks my fat head, looking and smiling up at me the whole time. Mama jerks my cock so damn fast, her hand's a blur. Mama kisses my cock head over and over, licking my piss slit, lapping up my slimy, salty precum. "FUCKKKKKKK!!" I blurt out, as I blast my load of creamy jizz hard into the mixing bowl. Mama jerks my dick fast, pumping out every last drop. When I'm done cumming, mama mixes it with the sugar and other ingredients. She licks the spoon. "Mmmmmmmm... so darn yummy." Mama loves my cum. Mama takes the cake out and mixes the icing. She iced the cake, blowing me kisses. Lisa and Gina cum in and realize what mama and I have been doing. "Come try the cake ladies. Your sweet brother helped ice it." Mama winks at them. They immediately know what she means. Mama, Gina and Lisa all try the cake. "Mmmmm... so good." Lisa comments, blowing me a big kiss, licking her sexy, sperm glossed lips. "Love it... as always." Gina says, looking at me and smacking her lips. "Yeah... my son can sure ice a cake. That's for sure." Mama winks at me, smiling so sweet. Later in the evening, aunt Christy is over... and riding my cock on my bed. Aunt Christy has one of the nicest and most fuckable pairs of titties you'll ever see. I'm squeezing em silly, as Christy rides me, reverse cowgirl, my dick up her ass and not one, but two bananas in her pussy. "FUCK MY ASS JAMES... OH MY GOD... FUCK IT GOOD BABY!!" Christy loves anal sex... we all do. Lisa come in. "Well, well... I'm just in time for the fun." Lisa throws off her bathrobe and jumps on my bed, eating the bananas in aunt Christy's mature pussy. They're softened and warm and Lisa is enjoying them. "Mmmmmmmm... yummy." Lisa says, eating out Christy's cunt and licking my big, sweaty balls. Christy bounces intensely and happily on my rock hard seven inches of cock fury, her warm, Hershey highway providing a comfy, cock friendly path, eating up my dick. My hands are firmly locked onto aunty Christy's soft, hanging melons, rubbing the tips of her rubbery nipples, as I fondle those awesomely gorgeous, natural breasts. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS... FUCK MY ASSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Aunt Christy yells out, squirting all over Lisa, laps it up with a slutty smile. Once Lisa finishes eating both bananas out of Christy's pussy, she reaches over and grabs the chocolate sauce, squeezing it, pouting it all over my aunt's soaked labia and my big, sweaty balls. Lisa leans over and licks Christy and I totally clean, making sure to clean every inch of our chocolate sauce covered genitalia, getting chocolate sauce all over her face. Lisa and Christy kiss, as I pump my sticky seed up my aunt's tight ass. I immediately start pissing in Christy's ass, after I cum in it. The warm piss splashes out, covering my balls and soaking the sheets. Lisa moves down and pulls my pissing cock out of our aunt's smooth, mature ass, sucking it, voraciously drinking my piss. Lisa sucks out every fucking drop of piss in me and gets piss splattered in the face by aunt Christy. Lisa opens her mouth and gets Christy's piss in there, as well as mine. She gulps down both loads of piss, excitedly. Aunt Christy leans back on me and we kiss, while Lisa happily drinks our piss, licking and sucking us both dry. Christy, Lisa, Gina and mom all suck me off at the same time, sharing my creamy cum load. Christy tries mom's cum cake and loves it. I ass bang Christy and mom while Gina pisses in Lisa's mouth. I line all four ladies up and go down the line, filling their sweet pussies with beer and sucking it all out of all of em. We all four spend the weekend fucking, sucking, eating and drinking. Gina does double anal with mom and I. Mom fucks my big titty sister's ass with her huge strap on. Mom rides me while Gina drinks beer out of her ass and Lisa drinks it out of hers... and Christy drinks it out of hers. Fuck, it's fun. A beer up the ass drinking daisy chain. Mom tosses my salad, rimming my ass with her sweet tongue, while Gina, Lisa and Christy all fuck my cock with their big, natural titties. I cum on all thee sets of tits. They lick each others titties clean while I grin oh so happily. I spend an hour sucking... and drinking... the milk outta mama's titties. Lisa sucks me off the whole time and she and Christy swap my cum. That's me. That's my life. Hey, I'm... One Freaky Family Fucker. 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/27/2019  Freaky for Life "Sweetheart, can you come in here for a minute?" "Yes mama, WOW... what a piece of ass." "Why thank you dear. You look ghoulishly delicious as well." "I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take that big dick of yours and work your magic on a friend of mine." "You got it mama. Who is she?" "Jamie Lee Curtis. She and her husband are going through some stuff, and I want you to help her... relax." "Hell yeah. She's hot. I'll fuck her real good... just for you mama." "Awww...thank you sweetheart. Now... bring that magic dick over here and let mama feel your magic." Mama (Elvira) and I make out. She devours my tongue, sucking it like a dick. I manhandled those luscious breasts. I rip off her black tank top and work over those big, beautiful jugs. Mama and I fuck every morning. It's the best way to start my day. She's always looking out for me. A couple minutes later, mama has my big dick stuffed up her warm, wet snatch, her legs in my arms, as I pump big daddy... my cock's nickname... up her milf pussy at record breaking speed. "OH MY GODDDDDDDDD!! I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGG!!" Mama cums hard, blasting out her sweet cream, as we kiss and fuck. I pound out her pussy for another ten minutes, bending her over the kit hen counter for some doggy style dicking. I molest those big breasts, as I pump big daddy in and out of her soaked cunt. Mama wiggles that sweet ass, cumming twice more. I blast my wad up her cunt, flooding it with my sweet, sticky cum. "Thank you darlin. Mama needed some good dick. You and big daddy made my day sweetheart." Mama kisses me. She's got the sweetest lips. What a hot mom she is. Mama calls Jamie Lee and tells her I'll be over a little later. I'm looking forward to it. I'm a big Halloween movie fan, so fucking Jamie Lee Curtis is a big deal. I grab a beer and head outside. Got my white sweatpants, flip flops and my pimped out FREAK chain on. No shirt. I like to be comfy... and I've got the body to show off. Big dick and a six pack. Chicks dig me. I see my friend Howard Wolowitz. He's an engineer and a neighbor. He's got a hot wife too, Bernadette. Short, blonde, beautiful, and big tits. She's way too hot for Howard, but he's my friend, so I don't tell him that. "What up homey?" Howard greets me. We sit on two chairs in my front yard, looking around the quiet, suburban neighborhood. Our hood. Keeping it freaky up in da hood, round here. (Laughing). "Guess what?" I say. "What?" "My mom wants me to fuck Jamie Lee Curtis. She set it up." "No kidding?" Nope." "Damn, you're lucky. You get all the girls. Jamie Lee is one of my top fantasy chicks." Howard says, jealous as hell. "Sorry dude, but it's my job. I'm a gigalo. Comes with the territory." I laugh. "I wish I could be a gigalo. Have women use me for sex. It's my dream." Howard says, looking off to the sky. I laugh again. "Dude, you got Bernadette. She's enough for you to handle. Probably too much." "Yeah, but..." Howard looks at me, then down at the porch. "What?" "Well... Bernadette doesn't do everything." Howard tells me, nervously. "What doesn't she do?" "You know... Like... Butt stuff...and she doesn't swallow, no matter how much I beg." Howard looks dejected. "Sorry dude. You've got a small dick. Why doesn't she do anal? Seems like she would. I mean, you're married." I ask, curious. "I don't know. Every time my dick gets near her ass, she slaps it away, or she tells me to get it away from there. When I try to get her to swallow, she either spits it out, or she makes me cum on her tits. Don't get me wrong, I love cumming on my wife's big, beautiful tits, but I want her to swallow too." I feel bad for Howard. He's weird and kinda annoying... and most women say he's creepy, but he's an OK guy, and he's my friend. "I could talk to Bernadette, if you want." I offer my help. "NO! Thanks, but if she knew I talked to you about this stuff, she'd kill me... Or at least cut me off sexually." Howard looks sad. "Look. Come over tonight. Kat's working. Mom's going to visit a friend. I'll invite Penny (The Big Bang Theory) over and we can chill and you can't get your mind off of all this shit." Penny is Howard and Bernadette's friend too. She's married to a physicist named Leonard, but he's outta town at a speech or something. I know Penny. Get a few drinks in her and she's real fun to be around. "OK. That's great. Bernadette is going somewhere with Amy (The Big Bang Theory) anyway. Her parents have the kids for the week, so I'd be all alone anyway. Does Leonard know about you and Penny hanging out so much?" "Nah. Penny doesn't want him to either, so keep it to yourself." "Sure thing." Howard walks back home, just as my girlfriend Kat (Kat Dennings) pulls up. "Hey there handsome." Kat comes over and sits in my lap. We kiss for a minute. I fondle her big boobs too. "How's your mom?" I ask. Kat spent the night at her moms house. She was in a car wreck recently, but she's doing OK. "She's good. I missed you. I used your dildo on myself last night. It was great. Not as great as the real thing... but great." Kat kisses me with those full, ruby red lips, smiling her sexy smile. I had a friend make a old of my cock and they made it into a dildo. Kat got the first one. I take Kat inside and up to my room. I rip off her clothes and attack those tits. I stuff as much of them in my mouth as possible, sucking and licking them as hard and hungrily as possible. I love my girl's tits. They are so big and full. I love every thing about them. They look amazing, they taste amazing, they feel amazing. They're perfect... just like Kat. I motorboat Kay's tits, licking all over them, Kat hugs me to them, grinding against my crotch. She moves down my body, licking her way to my cock. She yanks my pants down, and sucks my entire cock into her hungry mouth. Kat sucks me off like a skilled pro. Those ruby red lips smearing her lipstick all over big daddy. We sixty nine. I softly bite and suck Kats perky clit, as she deep throats me over and over. "Mmmmmmmm...i love your fucking cock baby. Eat me. Make me squirt." Kat says with her mouth full of my thick dick. I suck Kat's puffy labia, sliding my tongue into her juicy, pink folds. I lick her out, as she grinds on my mouth, sucking me so good. Those full lips dragging up and down my big shaft, her saliva oozing out, slowly moving down my rock hard shaft. Kat squirts into my mouth. I suck it all out, drinking down my girls delicious pussy cream. Kat wiggles her ass on my face, as I suck her dry. Kat jumps up on me, riding me hard, leaning over so I can suck her superstar boobs. I smack her ass hard, squeezing it, as she bounces on me. "Yeahhh. Smack it again baby." Kat encourages me. I smack her phat ass again and again. Kat screams out in pleasure. Mama opens the door to check on me and sees us fucking. "Oh sorry. Ride that big cock, cowgirl." Mama shuts the door, as Kat smiles and bounces harder on my rock hard rod. Kat squirts, completely covering my plowing cock with her sweet cream. I pound Kat doggy style, my bed shaking like crazy. My hips slam against her thighs, as my cock powers up her soaked, throbbing cunt. I fuck Kat faster and faster and... faster. Kat squirts once again, right as I cum in her, a mutual orgasm for us. Kat wheels around and sucks my cock licking and sucking the cum glazing my fat head and still leaking out of my piss slit. Kat winks at me, smiling around my fat dick. I let loose with the piss. Kat loves my cum... and my piss. She drinks down my warm yellow piss, as it pours I to her sucking mouth. I lean back on my bed and sme, loving the feeling of pissing in my gorgeous girlfriend's mouth. Kat sucks me bone dry. We make out and cuddle. I love post fuck and suck cuddling with Kat. Her big boobs feel so damn good rubbing on me. "I'm not looking forward to work tonight. Damn cook keeps trying to feel me up. The perv." Kat tells me, playing with my chin. "Want me to come down there and kick his ass?" "No babe. I can handle him. I don't want you getting in trouble. He's just a perv. I deal with pervy customers all the time. You wouldn't believe how many losers try to show me their little cocks when they order. Every now and then a nice cock one shows up, but most of the time, it's a little perverted one." We laugh. It actually turns me on that so many guys think my girl's so fucking hot. "One nice one offered me fifty bucks if I touched it. So I did. I just looked at it as a nice tip." Kat laughs, kissing my cheek. I squeeze her sweet ass. Later on at Jamie Lee's house... "Fuck me. FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!!" I'm fucking Jamie Lee against the wall in her den. Her arms around my neck, as we kiss passionately, her big breasts pressed against my chiseled chest. "OH MY GOD... YOU'RE SO BIG!!" Jamie Lee cums all over my big dick, as I drive it harder up her perfectly manicured, mature pussy. She licks my lips, looking so sexy with that short gray hair, holding me tight, as I hold her up against the wall, pounding harder up her dripping wet pussy. She cums again. I bend her over her desk, slapping her beautiful ass, slamming my cock up that tight twat, in and out my big dick throbbing hard the whole way. Jamie Lee cums again, soaking my cock and balls. I grab her shoulders and hammer my dick up her pussy, banging her hard against her oak desk. "FUCKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! FUCK ME JAMES... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!!" I plow up that mature pussy so fucking hard and fast. My cock is a throbbing hard blur, as it wrecks that super juicy cunt. I pull out, spit on my cock and rub it in. I push against Jamie Lee's brown rosebud and push up her ass, stretching her a us wide. "OH MY GOD... FUCK MY ASS!! FUCK IT!!" Jamie Lee screams. She's so horny for me and big daddy. I plow up that super tight ass a d Jamie Lee squirts ridiculously hard. I keep fucking her famous ass, slapping it hard, over and over, leaving my red hand print on her white cheeks. Jamie Lee squirts two more times, then I pull out and turn her around. She drops to her knees quickly and sucks my dick hard. I pull out and cover Jamie Lee Curtis' sexy face with my thick, white cum. She laps at it, as I paint her face with my goo. It oozes down her face, into her mouth. Jamie Lee swallows it, then sucks my cock, sucking out every last drop of gooey jizz. She moans her taste approval, as she sucks it down. I hold Jamie Lee's head and start pissing. It surprises her, but she quickly starts drinking it. I watch with a big smile, as Jamie Lee Curtis, the star of Halloween, drinks my warm piss, mouthful after mouthful. I shake my head, smiling my ass off. Jamie Lee smiles back, laughing, as she greedily drinks down every warm yellow drop. "Mmmmmmm... so tasty. You're mom was right. I did really need that. Thank you James. I hope we can do it again soon." Jamie Lee says, softly sucking my cock, smiling lovingly at me. "Sure thing. Get Michael Myers and we can have a threesome sometime." Jamie Lee laughs, and nods, liking that idea. Later that evening, Kat's at work, moms out and Penny is getting drunk with me and Howard. Penny and I are making out while Howard watches. I peel off her daisy dukes... Penny's not wearing panties... and show Howard her amazing ass. Penny doesn't even mind. She strips off the rest of her clothes, showing us that perfect, tan body. Five glasses of red wine loosened her up. I go to the bathroom and bring back an enema bag. "Ooooohhhhh... freaky. I love it." Penny remarks, half drunk. I pour another bottle of red wine in the bag and put the tip in Penny's mouth. She sucks it she puts on a show for me and Howard. I take it out and bend Penny over the back of the couch. I slide the nozzle slowly up her awesome booty. Penny moans, biting her bottom lip. I tilt the bag all the way up and dump the entire bag of wine up Penny's ass. "OH MY GOD!! I loveeeeee it!!" Penny licks her lips, her booty filled to the brim with wine. I lay on the couch and have Penny squat over my mouth. Howard stares on in shock and excitement. I suck the wine out of Penny's tight ass, drinking it. "Yeahhhhhh freaky baby. Drink that wine baby. Drink it!!" Penny is really turned on. I tell Howard to try. He's apprehensive. I keep on him and he relents. Penny squats over his mouth and farts out the wine, shocking Howard and making me laugh. Howard calms down and drinks some wine. I finish it, drinking the last of it. Lick out Penny's ass, tossing her salad with a wine vinaigrette. Ha. We kiss, and share the wine Penny sucks my tongue, licking all over the inside of my red wine flavored mouth. Over at Kats restaurant, the horny chef Olaf is at it again. He gets all hands with Kat every chance he can. She decides to stick it to him... financially. She makes him pay her $200 to watch her fuck herself with a banana. Olaf immediately pays up. Kat sits on a counter and slides the banana in and out of her sweet, brunette pussy, fucking herself faster and faster, imaging I'm banging her there. Olaf just stares, licking his lips. He tries to rub her leg, but Kat waves her finger. He can watch, but that's all. Kat pumps that banana in and out of her tight twat for fifteen minutes, slowly twisting it, then quickly plunging it up her pussy harder, deeper, faster. She cums all over the banana, softly licks the tip, then throws the banana to Olaf. He bites it in half, eating it, peel and all. Kat laughs and shakes her head. "Perv." She says to the horny cook. Back at home... Penny is riding me on the sofa and taking Howard up her ass. He's finally getting to ass fuck a blonde hottie. We tandem fuck Penny through three orgasms, then switch. I pound her booty, while she rides Howard, as he sits on the sofa. Penny's ass feels so fucking good. She screams in ecstasy, throwing her blonde head around, loving the double dicking. Penny lays on the sofa and Howard gets to have his second dream come true. He cums in Penny's mouth, and she swallows it all. Howard smiles happily, thanking me and Penny. I fuck Penny's mouth for another ten minutes, then dump my load down her throat. Penny swallows every thick, sticky drop, smiling up at me, jerking my bug dick, as she sucks it voraciously. In the end Howard got to fuck his wife's ass, when we had a threesome at their place. Bernadette drank my cum and piss... and drank her husband's cum. She drew the line at his piss. I ass fucked her for an hour while Howard watched and jacked off. We even drank white wine out of Bernadette's pussy. She drank beer out of my ass. Damn, that felt good. Hey... I'm... Freaky For Life. 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/27/2019  Dr. Phil is a Buzzkill This is something new. It's a parody of Dr Phil, a hard, kinky partier that expects others to abide by the rules...unless it involves him fucking them. It contains harsh racial language, but it's not meant to be serious. It's a sex parody, nothing more. It's all in good fun...and sex...Enjoy *** Dr Phil was making his rounds as a women's college basketball coach, making sure everything was picked up in the locker room. He saw 18 year old freshman guard Rosario Dawson smoking a blunt, while she was playing with her beautiful, big tits. She also had her tight shorts down and was fingering her neatly trimmed pussy. Dr Phil smirked, knowing he had her and he intended to do something...kinky...with her. Rosario had an attitude problem. She hated authority figures and especially white ones. She only went to this college, because her mom did and she talked her into it. "HEY!! What the hell are you doing?" Dr Phil yelled out. Rosario was startled and quickly fixed her clothes and tried to get rid of the blunt, but it was too late. She shot back at him quickly. "None of your motherfucking business, cracker." She looked so fucking hot in her sports bra and short shorts. Those gorgeous full lips of her's were on full display, as well. Dr Phil grabbed the blunt and smelled it, making sure it was weed. "You better watch that smart mouth of yours, young lady." "Shittt, what the fuck you gonna do bout it whiteboy?" She smarted off again. He surprised Rosario by smoking the blunt, puffing and exhaling like a pro. "This is some good shit." He remarked and kept on smoking. "Ha, what fuck you know bout weed white devil?" Rosario said angrily. "Well, I know it's illegal to possess it on this campus and you were playing with yourself in public, so that's two violations for you and if my mind serves me correctly, aren't you two violations from being expelled, bitch?" He shot back. "Hey, you can't report me... I...I can't get expelled, come on man, ok?" She softened her attitude all of a sudden. She looked at him with an innocent smile and those beautiful dark brown eyes, asking for forgiveness. "Well I'm sure we could work something out." Dr Phil put the blunt out and reached over to grope Rosario's big, natural brown tits. He squeezed them and rubbed her thick nipples, they were hard already. "Hey, wait a fucking minute. Get your fucking white cracker hands off me bitch!" She slapped his hands away. Dr Phil got his phone and called campus security to report Rosario. "Wait wait...come on man, you can't report me... I'm sorry I called you bitch and white devil and shit. " Rosario tried to reason with him. "Show me your fucking tits, NOW BITCH!!" Dr Phil looked at her with a very serious look. Rosario hated him touching her, but she thought she could just flash him and he'd not report her. She reluctantly pulled her sports bra up to show him those beautiful, natural D cups. He immediately squeezed them and shook them hard. She let him grope her, with a disgusted look on her face. "Why the mean look baby? I know you like it, your fucking nipples are rock hard." He pulled them and shook them hard, twisting them and rubbing them fast with his big thumbs. Rosario bit her lip, trying to hide the pleasure she felt from his groping. She rubbed her legs together and closed her eyes, loving his nipple play, but not daring to let him know. He kept pleasuring her big tits and hard nipples. He pulled them as far as they would go and let them plop back into place. He did that over and over. He slapped her tits harder and harder, squeezing them so hard, her tits turned white. He let them go and slapped her nipples quickly and harshly. Rosario let out a small moan, accidently, and he smiled. She loved every second of his tit domination of her. She kept rubbing her legs together. Dr Phil saw it and told her, "Baby, there's no need to hide it. Pull your shorts down and let me see you play with that sweet pussy." " Hey, wait a minute cracker. I let you play with my tits, that's enough." Rosario slapped his hands away again. "OK see you on the streets bitch. Nice knowing you." He dialed campus security again. Rosario was so mad, and still turned on. She decided to relent and show him her pussy. "OK, hang up. I'll show you my pussy." He hung up the phone and laughed, smiling big. He had another idea. "How about we just get right to the point and you wrap those sexy lips around my big cock and suck it?" He said with a big, shit eating grin on his face, as he pulled out his huge cock and began stroking it. "Wait what? I'm not sucking your white devil cock? I don't care how big and thick it is, mmmmm, I'm not sucking that cracker dick. Put that shit away, cracker." She stared at his huge cock, licking her lips and shook her head. She couldn't stop looking at Dr Phil's cock. It was the biggest one she had ever seen. Dr Phil picked up his phone again, to dial campus security. Rosario grabbed his arm and said angrily, "OK OK, I'll suck your white devil cock OK?" Dr Phil put his phone down and pushed her to her knees. He smacked his huge cock on her face and rubbed it on her lips. She looked disgusted, but she did what he wanted. She sucked him in reluctantly. "Yeah bitch, suck your new man's cock, slut. Suck it fucking good!" He said. "You ain't gonna be my man, cracker, motherfucker, that's for damn sure bitch!" She spit on his huge cock and sucked it. She spit on it again and sucked it again. She repeated it, over and over, looking at him with a "I hate you" look. Dr Phil grabbed Rosario's thick hair and smacked her face, as he face fucked her harder and harder, slamming his huge white cock all the way down her sucking throat. She was getting turned on by his rough, sexual aggression and she started playing with her very wet pussy. She dug getting smacked while having sex. She was a kinky freak and she was finding out, so was he. Rosario grunted and jumped, as she felt him pissing down her throat. He held her head in place. His cock was so thick there wasn't any room for the piss to leak out around it. She had no choice but to swallow it. She figured she would at least get off from him making her swallow his piss, so she rubbed her pussy rapidly. Her hand a blur rubbing so fast on her pussy. She squirted all over her hand and the floor. He smiled as he kept pissing down her fast swallowing throat. She was so turned on having to do something so taboo, she fucking loved every second of it. She moaned so loud and strong, as she gave herself to the white devil, who took her blunt and who almost had her expelled. Dr Phil finally stopped pissing down her throat and pulled out. "Thank me for the drink whore." Rosario looked at him disgusted, but also turned on. "I FUCKING SAID, THANK ME FOR THE FUCKING DRINK WHORE!!" "Thank you for pissing down my throat white devil." Dr Phil smiled and picked her up, yanking off her tight shorts and thong. He bent her over the bench and slammed his huge white devil cock all the fucking way up her gorgeous brown ass. She yelled in delight. She fucking loved rough sex and rough anal even more. "POUND MI CULO DEMONIO BLANCO!!" Rosario said, in her sexiest voice, to pound her ass white devil. She loved his huge cracker cock all the way in her beautiful ass. He slammed his cock relentlessly all the way up Rosario's ass She rubbed her throbbing hard clit so fucking fast she couldn't speak. Her ass was on fire in the best possible way. "Si Si Si PAPI!! POUND MI CULO!!" Rosario squirted again all over the floor. Dr Phil started pissing in Rosario ass, while he pounded it like a jackhammer. She yelled and moaned in delight, uncontrollably. He pulled out and turned her around on her knees. She opened her mouth wide and stuck out her long sexy tongue, as Dr Phil blasted his huge wad in her mouth. His thick creamy nut delighting Rosario's taste buds. She moaned and swallowed every drop and sucked him completely dry. She smiled up at him and looked at him with those beautiful eyes. She kept sucking and licking his huge white cock. "Well babe, I think we are good now, but I think we may need to repeat this daily, for the rest of the year." Dr Phil smiled big at her. Since there was another 6 months left in the school year, Rosario knew they would be having a whole lot of fun. She smiled big and said, "Si papi. We definitely should." She kissed his cock and they both laughed. Dr Phil for the win. 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/26/2019  My Life, My Swagg I Fuck... I Pimp...I Fuck Some More... My Life My Swagg Your Bitch Is My Bitch... My Life My Swagg You Come In My House... You're Gettin Fucked... My Life My Swagg Bow Down And Accept My Cock As Your Lord And Saviour... My Life My Swagg Looking in the mirror, checking out my new cock ring. It's big, it's cool... It's $250,000. Yep, gold plated, diamond studded. God, my cock is beautiful. Fourteen inches long and as wide as your bitch's forearm. It's big dick, smooth, veined, perfectly shaped perfection. Got my $200,000 mink on. It's fucking awesome, like me. Got my newest wife Khloe Kardashian in my bed, fucked out. We did an all nighter. It was our honeymoon. She's also my sister in law. I married her sister Kim several years ago. Kim's my first wife. Just had our seventh anniversary. Kim's out of town, so she doesn't know about me marrying Khloe. It's exciting. I'm all about thrills... sexual ones at the absolute top of the list. I use people for my entertainment, so I'm looking forward to seeing Kim's reaction when she finds out I married her sister. I'm hoping for a sisterly catfight... it would make for a hot video to put out. I let Khloe mover some of her stuff in and take out some of Kim's to increase the catfight odds. It doesn't matter what Kim thinks anyway. I'm gonna always do what I want. I always fucking do. This is My Life My Swagg. (Wink). I might start pimping Kim. I get off on that shit. I'm a hedonist... a huge one... greatest one ever. "Hey baby. Mmmmm. Great cock ring. Almost as nice as your gorgeous cock. I'm gonna go swimming, baby. Come down and join me." My wife Oprah Winfrey says, sticking her sexy head in the door. She shows me her white, two piece, skimpy bikini. Her huge, gorgeous, larger than life and even better than on TV, black melons spilling out of the way too small... so totally perfect... top. OK baby... but first..." I smile deviously and point down to my magnificent cock. Oprah is great at taking a hint. She walks over and kneels before her lord and saviour, licking every larger than life inch of my spectacularly perfect cock monster. "Mmmmmmm... God, I love your fucking cock. It tastes as good as it looks. Mmmmmmm." Oprah worships her king's cock, licking all over, softly chewing up and down the shaft. She deepthroats all fourteen inches. My woman can suck some dick for fucking sure. Oprah rubs those awesome black hooters all over my cock and balls, spitting on my cock, rubbing it in with her titties. She kisses the huge head, bobbing her beautiful, shiny, smooth black haired head on my giant dick. Oprah's huge chocolate melons work my dick so damn good. Her large, puffy nipples softly scrape on my shaft, sending sextastic tingles throughout it. Oprah squeezes her tits around my monster cock of awesome jacking me off with them, looking up at me with a cum hungry smile of hardcore desire. I give the horny slut what she needs. I shoot my thick, gooey cream of the crop cream into her mouth. Oprah sucks me like the well trained whore she is. She's one of my top earners. A blowjob like this will run you $250,000. I get it free. Ha. My Life My Swagg, bitch. Oprah gulps down my very, very special sauce. "Mmmmmmm... best cum EVER!!" Oprah eagerly swallows and quickly licks all over my sensitive, fat crown... guzzling all of my super protein powered load down. "Thanks bitch. Let me see that phat ass, as you walk out. Oprah licks my cock and gets up, turning around and walks away from me,, shaking her gloriously phat, black booty for me. She stops at the door and smacks it, squeezing and shaking it hard. I happily smirk. Oprah wiggles her very shapely ass and walks downstairs. Sexy fucking bitch. ... I walk to the bathroom, mink coat on, my gold and diamond DADDY chain, my cock ring... and nothing else. I like to live swaggtastic. I was born with swagg. I was born a pimp. The doctor looked at me when he pulled me from my mama's vagina when I was born... I just pimp slapped the hoe and told him to make me a sandwich. Swagg pimpin from the get go. My nerd cousin Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens) is in there, jerking off into the toilet... My toilet. "OK bitch boy. Caught you jacking off in my toilet. You know you have to pay the price." "I'm sorry boss. I... I just... I just was watching you and Oprah and I got excited. I'm... I'm sorry." I walk over to Spence. "Open up." Spence obeys. I start pissing in his mouth. I love pissing on... and in... people. It's a huge turn on. It's a power thing, I guess. Spence drinks my piss. The little bastard licks my pissing dick head. He... like everybody else... is in love with my cock. I fuck him up the ass from time to time. He loves it. "Yeah, take my piss bitch boy. Serve your master." I slap his chubby face. He smiles. I spit in his face. He smiles again. Spence sucks my pissing cock head, as he cums in the toilet. He's a real good bitch boy. My new fuck toy Linda Hogan comes in and watches. "Oh my God, that's hot." Linda walks over to us and rubs my chest. She kneels down and pulls my pissing cock from Spence's mouth and sucks it herself. She's a piss whore. She drinks it down like a true horny milf ass piss whore, moaning happily, smiling up at me, tickling my huge, hairy balls. She grabs Spence's cock out of the toilet and wraps her hand around it. His cum drips down on her hand, as she starts to jerk it. I finish pissing in Linda's mouth and she sucks me ravenously. She devours my huge, glorious meat, like a starving lioness. She pulls her big, enhanced titties out of her green bikini top and tweaks her hard, rubbery nipples. Linda bobs that blonde milf head ridiculously fast on my giant cock, her lips locked tight around the massively wide shaft. Her drool pours out of the corners of her mouth, as she eats my cock with sex crazed, raw lust driven gusto. Linda switches over to Spence's thick dick, sucking the cum glazed weiner. "Mmmmhmmmmm. Love your cum Spence." Linda remarks, licking and sucking every cum drop out of his less than half as long as my cock... cock. Linda comes back to my magnificently perfect specimen of penis perfection, going crazy, licking and sucking, drooling and devouring every inch of my cock. She spits on it repeatedly, her saliva hanging off of my cock. She sucks it clean each time, bobbing her sexy, mature blonde head all over it. She switches back to Spence's cock, right as he pops. He holds her head and cums hard into her slutty, cum obsessed mouth. Linda gulps it all down easily. She an experienced cum drinker, so Spence's load was easy for her. "Great cum Spence. I'll suck you off again later, so you can feed me some more of it." Linda winks at him, then devours my super rod again. Her mouth works overtime on me, kissing, licking, and sucking my giant piece of spectacular sexual art, pumping about half of my cock with her mouth, her long blonde hair swaying, as she bobs aways on my massive manmeat. I feed the whore what she craves. I blast my huge laod into her hard sucking, cum whore mouth. Linda gulps quickly, her throat swallowing fast and hard to keep up with my huge load of gooey, super jizm. "Oh my freaking God... You're cum is so fucking delicious James... There's so much of it too." Linda moans in sheer delight, as she drinks it down. She smiles a huge, cum happy smile up at me the whole time she dines on my super cum. Linda swallows it all, sucking me bone dry, kissing all over every super thick, super perfect inch of my world's greatest cock... My Life My Swagg. ... "James... come quick!" Khloe calls me back in the bedroom. I walk in and she's waving something in her hand. "I'm pregnant!" Khloe says, smiling so happy, excitedly jumping up and down. "Cool." I handle it well. "This is so awesome." Khloe runs over and jumps in my arms, kissing me, her arms around my neck. She's super pumped. Khloe kisses all over my face... I just grope her big ass. I do smirk though. This may increase the odds of that Kardashian sister catfight even more. Damn, I'm good. My Life My Swagg. Khloe ends up with my giant dick in her ass again. I pound her out, doggy style. She's leaning over the bed, while I rail my fourteen inches of gloriousness up her spectacular anus. I slap and slap and slap that booty, marking it with my handprint. It's mine now. I fucking own it. Matter of fact, Khloe got a tattoo in Vegas on her ass, that says PROPERTY OF JAMES. So it's official, bitches. Ha. I cum all over Khloe's face, painting it with my premium cum shake. Nice way to celebrate her being pregnant. My Life My Swagg. I send Khloe out on a date. Big money client. I charged him extra cause she's pregnant now. Swagg Pimpin 24/7 Motherfucker! ... Later that night, Kim does indeed get upset. She and Khloe go at it, rolling around on the floor, pulling each other's hair, screaming like maniacs. I get Spence to film it all. I stand there in my mink coat and piss all over the girls. Fuck, I love my life. Kim and Khloe are rolling on the floor fighting and I'm covering them in piss... what a country. When I finish pissing on them, I jack off and cum all over em. Spence gets it all on film. We both take pictures and I post em all to social media. ... Spence's mom Roseanne (Herself) comes over and Spence gets to film me ass poking his mom on my bed. I'm laying on her and were both looking at the camera. Roseanne has a sweet ass, doesn't look like it, but it's a pleasure to fuck. So tight and comfy. It handles my massive work of art cock no problem. I cum all over her face, as Spence zooms in, then I piss all over it to wash it off. Roseanne drinks half my piss load... Spence drinks some too. They kiss and piss swap. Another fun day for me. Kim and I fucked. I pimped her out to Spence. He paid me half and I'm taking the other half out of his pay. I watched him fuck her. Spence even got to ass fuck Kim. I had to join him. We double analed Kim real fucking good. Kim can handle our two dicks cause I've pounded her totally fucking perfect ass so many times with my giant, super cock. Spence came on Kim's big, full tits. I came in her cum hungry, wide open mouth. Kim drank my piss. I even let Spence piss on her face too. Fun day. Just another one in my crazy fucked up world. Sex, pimpin and more freaky sex. My Life My Swagg. 12: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/26/2019  Swagg Pimpin' 101 I had started a new satellite radio show called... Swagg Pimpin' 101 with DICK THE PIMP... I was looking to branch out of my pimp world and maybe reach a broader audience and hey, they threw me some nice coin, so I decided to try it. It's cool. Easy work, I just show up, be myself and talk sex. The show was doing very well and the higher ups at Sirius/XM were happy. They left me alone and let me do my show, my way. I was grateful for that, because that's how the king pimp rolls and it was the only way I was gonna do the show anyway. My show from earlier today was a real good show. My guests were former Miss America Gretchen Carlson and good friend and porn icon Christy Canyon. Christy was the second porn chick I hooked up with, back in the day. We've been friends since the 80's and she lovesssssssss to bust my balls, about pretty much everything. The show went real well, oh yeah... "WELCOME EVERYBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, to the home of swagg pimp style, Swagg Pimpin' 101. I'm Dirty Di, producer extraordinaire and Big Dick's sidekick. Here's the host with the absolute most. The man. The myth. The legend himself. The king pimp... DICK... THE... PIMP!!" My producer Diane with the awesome intro. Back in Black by AC/DC playing in the background. "Well thank you Dirty Di. You rock baby." I winked at her, through the glass. "You're always welcome papi." She blew me a kiss. "I wanna welcome our guests, to our little sex spectacular here. My first guest is an actual Miss America and very lovely, as well. Please welcome, the Head of the Miss America Foundation... Gretchen Carlson." She sat across from me looking so damn good. A very tight, black turtleneck shirt and very short, black leather mini skirt. Black stockings and black heels rounded out her outfit. Her shoulder length blonde hair framed her sexy face nicely. Her lips glistened with cherry red, wet lipstick. She has such kissable lips, they looked so luscious and tempting. "Thank you Dick, it's a pleasure to be here. It's not my normal type of show to do, but I wanna reach out to as big of an audience as possible, with our message of respect. We want to empower women and help them realize they can always, Be Fierce." She smiled at me, a little uncomfortable with my format, but she appreciated our talk we had, before the show. I put her at ease. I have the ability to talk to women and get them to relax and wanna talk to me. "Nice book plug there, at the end. You're a smart businesswoman... and a beautiful one too." I smiled at her. She smiled back, moving those luscious lips slightly. Those beautiful eyes and C cup natural breasts drawing in my attention and causing my cock to twitch, as well. She has such a sexy body. She poked out her chest for me, knowing I was staring at her beautiful breasts. Her top was so thin and tight, I could see the whole imprint of her bra and even her nipples as well. She was an experienced cock tease, I could tell. She obviously wanted me to pay close attention to her message. My other guest is a long time, longggggggggggg time, good friend and a sexy ass porn icon, the one and only Ms Christy Canyon... and her amazing tits." We laughed. She came over, holding my face in her hands and gave me a big ass kiss. Then she rubbed those awesome, very big, natural funbags all over my face. I motorboated them and kissed them through her gray tee shirt and bra, smacking her ass. She had on a light brown leather jacket, tight jeans and uggs boots, as well. Her long, thin brown hair flowed perfectly down her back. I looked over at Gretchen and she looked a little uncomfortable, so I winked at her. She smiled a sweet smile and I smiled back. Christy sat in my lap, her arms around my neck and we started the interview like that. "What's with the longggggggggggggg? Are you trying to say I'm old?" Christy started in with the ballbusting. "Welllllllllllllll..." I smirked back. She smacked my face, softly and looked shocked and offended. We always have fun messing with each other. She looked great. She kept rubbing her right tit on my chest, as she sat in my lap. My 10 inches was half hard in my pants and she rubbed her ass on it. Such a sexy fucking tease. "Let me tell you about this one Gretchen. I've known Dick since '84, right after I did my first scene. He's been perving on me ever since. Watch him, don't turn your back on him and definitely don't bend over." I shook my head. The ballbusting continuing. "Did he tell you, that I proposed to him and he turned me down? Or that he used to bang all the porn chicks and never call us back? I'm so broken up about it." She lowered her head and fake cried. I slid a finger in the back of her jeans and slid it up her ass. She jumped, slightly, in my lap and looked at me. She squeezed my face in her hand and softly smacked it, but winked also, giving me a small kiss on my lips. "Did you know he used to be my pimp too, Gretchen? He's a bad, bad, bad, bad boy...and he makes me feel so good." Christy laughed and kissed my cheek. She got up, went to her seat and sat down. She blew me a kiss and shook those awesome tits for me. "I've been meaning to ask you Dick, are you really a pimp?" Gretchen asking me, the most asked question. "Yes Gretchen, I admit to that... And to fucking the porn chicks... but I did call them back... even Christy." I winked at Christy. She pulled her tee shirt up and flashed me her bra encased tits. I rubbed my cock under the table. I waved for Christy to come back to my lap and she did. She sat back down on me, grinding her sexy ass on my now fully hard 10 inches. I reached around and squeezed those absolutely perfect, very big, natural cans of Christy's, through her top and bra. I love her tits. I love playing with them. They feel so fucking good, so soft and with good weight to them. "So Gretchen, tell our audience, about your mission, with the Miss America Foundation." I pulled Christy's pants and thong off, pulled my hard cock out and slid it up her beautiful, brown hair runway topped pussy. I bounced her on my cock, as I listened to Gretchen and watched her shocked grin, as she watched me fuck Christy. "Well Dick, we are looking to present women in a more powerful and respectful light. We want men to be able to look past our bodies and focus on our intellectual merit and what we stand for. That's why we ended the swimsuit competition at the Miss America pageant. It's about who we are and what we stand for, instead of how we look in a swimsuit." I listened to Gretchen, as Christy rode my big cock and moaned loudly into the mic. She leaned back into me and kissed my cheek, as I rubbed her clit. I was so fucking horny. I looked over at a smiling Gretchen. She's more beautiful than I thought. Those supple, wet lips with that bright red, thick lipstick. I could see her nipples were rock hard. She pushed her tits together and smiled at me, so I knew she was a party chick, new Miss America image or not. I decided to get right to the point. "We are gonna get everything together in here while you guys listen to a couple of ads from our sponsors. We will be right back. " I told the audience and told my producer Diane to bring in her sex gimp. He's a big, old guy named Ed. Dirty Di pegs him and dominates him. She brings him in, for the show, regularly. Diane and Ed came in the studio. Diane is hot, it's one of the reasons I hired her. She's 28, Puerto Rican, has 36 E natural tits and the smoothest and sexiest brown skin ever. She has a gorgeous thick ass as well and my cock loves banging it, every chance I get. Ed is big. He's my height, 6'3, fat and hairy, with gray hair. He's 69 and has the sexual energy of someone half his age. Gretchen just looked around in shock. I think Ed, in his light blue, full latex bodysuit and dog collar around his neck, caught her off guard. Christy bounced hard on my cock. She rubbed her clit and rode me like the sex crazed nympho she is. I pulled her very big, natural juggs out of her blue satin bra and pulled her brown nipples as far as possible, shaking them hard and releasing them. They popped back into place and I pinched them hard. She rode me with blazing speed, flying up and down on my throbbing manmeat. Christy squirted on my big cock in her pussy, as I squeezed those perfect tits of hers and shook them really hard. "Wha... What's going on here?" Gretchen asked nervously. I just got right to the fucking point. "It's a sex show babe were fucking and sucking." She looked at me amazed that I would be so blunt. "That's not why I'm here Dick. I can't do this. I'm married and I'm not a slut." She kept looking around... and more importantly... her nipples were rock fucking hard, poking through her thin top. "Well Gretchen, you can just watch. Judging by your very hard nipples, you would enjoy that." I put her on the spot. She folded her arms to cover her nipples. I smiled, as I pumped Christy's sexy, wet pussy with my huge, thick load of jizz. Gretchen smiled back, still pretending to be shocked. I think she was just putting on a shocked act to keep up her sweet, ultra professional side for the Miss America people. I tested my theory and was proven right. "Were back everybody and Dirty Di is pegging old Ed here. Christy is sucking my cock clean, after I just came in her pussy and Gretchen is watching all the action, wishing she was getting fucked." I winked at her. "I'm not... I never said that... I can't be here Dick, I'm sorry I need to leav..." Dirty Di pulled her huge rubber cock out of Ed's ass, and shoved it in Gretchen's gorgeous mouth. She fucked it really fast, stunning Gretchen, who just sat there while her mouth was violated by that huge strapon. Di grabbed her short, platinum blonde hair and fucked her mouth. I watched, and so did Christy, who was sucking my big cock totally clean. "Look at me bitch! Look at me, as I fuck that sexy mouth PUTA!!" Gretchen didn't know what to do, so she obeyed. She looked up at Dirty Di with those gorgeous eyes. "Ed you PUTA, come here!" Ed stood beside Dirty Di. She stroked his 7 inch thick cock. She jerk Ed it really fast, as she fucked Gretchen's mouth. Ed moaned, and Diane jerked it faster and faster. Ed knew not to cum unless Dirty Di allowed him to. She loved teasing him. She jerked his old cock with blazing speed, her sexy hand flying on his shaft. She laughed at him and spit in his face. She shoved all the way down Gretchen's throat and pulled out of her mouth. Gretchen gagged, and her saliva spilled out of her mouth all over the rubber cock. "Jizz in her fucking mouth PUTA!!" She pulled his cock to Great hens mouth and jerked it very fast. Gretchen tried to protest, but Dirty Di pulled her hair. "You want it bitch, you know you do, so shut the fuck up and take it." Gretchen didn't move. She even licked around Ed's thick cock, as Dirty Di jerked him off into her mouth. She wanted the cum. She gave into her deepest darkest desires. We were gonna freak this bitch, real fucking good. "Shoot it NOW, PUTA!!" Diane commanded and Ed obeyed, shaking and cumming in Gretchen's mouth. Gretchen sucked his cock, as Diane jerked all the old jizz out. Gretchen didn't need to be ordered to swallow it, she did that on her own, with a big smile on her sexy face. She opened her mouth wide, after she finished, showing everyone show swallowed it all. Dirty Di pulled her out of her chair and bent her over the desk, pulling Gretchen's white panties off. She pulled Ed behind Gretchen and shoved his cock up her pussy. "Fuck her, til I tell you to stop!" Ed obeyed, slamming up Gretchen's pussy like a jackhammer. Gretchen moaned loudly and smiled at me. She licked out her tongue at me, while Ed pounded her sweet pussy so fucking hard and fast. Dirty Di came over, taking her strapon off, and sat in my lap, kissing me. She shoved my 10 inch cock up her beautiful, bald pussy. She rode it hard, kissing me, her arms around my neck. I played with her big tits, watching Ed pound Gretchen's pussy as hard as he could. Christy was on the floor, sucking my big balls, as Diane rode me. Diane rode me so fucking good, shaking her brown pussy on my white cock, as she rode it. Christy smacked her thick ass, while Dirty Di shook that pussy all over my throbbing cock. I came up Diane's pussy, as Christy sucked my balls so fucking good. My thick, creamy load of cum filling Dirty Di's sweet Latina pussy, some even oozed out around my cock. "ED, GET OVER HERE NOW PUTA!!" She ordered. Ed pulled out of Gretchen and ran over to us. Gretchen looked disappointed, but I would make her smile shortly. Diane got off of my cock and sat on the table next to me. She spread her labia, wiping it with a finger and licking the finger clean, smiling big at me. Ed knew what to do. He kneeled down and ate my cum out of Dirty Di's sweet brown pussy. She smiled at me the whole time. She opened her mouth, enjoying the pussy/cum eating. She held onto the chain on Ed's dog collar. He swallowed every drop. Diane rewarded him for the good job. She pulled him up and slid his leaking cock up her pussy. Ed fucked her hard and fast as she moaned, looking at me the whole time. She loved fucking him. She fucks him and lets him fuck her. He doesn't get to fuck her everyday, but when she's in a good mood she lets him pound her holes...after she pounds his. I watched, as Christy sucked my cock. She licked all the way down the shaft and back up, spitting on it and licking it off. She sucked the head hard and jacked the shaft fast, then deepthroated my whole cock. "Gretchen get the fuck over here and suck my big balls bitch!" I ordered and she happily obeyed. She ran over to me and got on her knees, looking up at me. She sucked my big balls into her mouth, licking them as she sucked them. I watched as Dirty Di smacked Ed's face and spit on it, while he pounded her pussy hard. She pulled him out and leaned over, sucking his throbbing cock hard. She sucked him so fucking good, working her beautiful, long brown hair head all over that cock. Just as he grunted to cum, she bit down on his cock. She loved cum denial with Ed. She held her mouth on his cock. Ed yelled, but took it. She was his boss. He was her property. She pulled her mouth off of his cock and laughed, as his old cock twitched rapidly, precum pouring out of it. She licked it up, with her long, talented tongue. Once she lapped it all up. She spit it on his face. She licked her lips clean, smacking them. "Not bad old man...but not good enough bitch!" Diane laughed. She leaned over and slowly licked up some precum and swallowed it. She loves precum and cum. She's a ballbusting dominatrix, but she also loves to fuck and suck... and swallow. She licked the rest up and spit it back in his face again. She laughed loudly. I dig her. Christy and Gretchen were both on their knees sucking my cock, and it felt great. I looked at Gretchen's beautiful mouth fly up and down my shaft, and my cock twitched. She could suck cock. She and Christy sucked me for 10 more minutes, as I watched Ed pound Dirty Di's ass, as she screamed and moaned, loving every second of her slave pounding her thick ass. Just as he would grunt, she would stop him, not letting him cum. She repeated it over and over. I finally cam in Gretchen and Christy's mouths. I filled both two times apiece. They swallowed every drop and sucked me totally dry. Dirty Di pulled Ed out of her ass and let him cum on her stomach. She got Christy to lick it up and she and Christy kissed. They cum swapped his old cum pulling it out of their mouths and sucking it in, kissing. They smiled at me and kept playing with the cum. They spit it in Ed's face and laughed. They both licked their lips and kissed again, swallowing what was left in their mouths. We fucked for another two hours. Ed and I double fucked Gretchen's tight ass. Dirty Di swallowed my thick load and Gretchen swallowed Ed's. All three ladies pissed on Ed, as he laid on the floor. I got Gretchen to lick him clean, licking up all of their piss. She smiled at me the whole time. She swallowed my piss, not spilling a drop, smiling the whole time. I pissed in her ass, as I fucked it, while we watched Christy fuck Ed in the ass, while he ate my cum out of Dirty Di's ass. I had just fucked it. We all pissed on Gretchen's face. Gretchen laid on the floor and ate cream cheese out of Christy's pussy. Gretchen rode Ed's cock in her ass, while she kissed Christy, as I fucked her ass and Diane sucked my balls. It was a great day. Gretchen gave me her number. We get together once or twice a week and fuck at my place. I always fuck her ass and she swallows my cum and piss. She loves it all. Gretchen is a hot piece of ass and so is Christy and Diane. I love freak fucking all three, it's all good. It's... Swagg Pimpin' 101. 12: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/26/2019  Dick the Motherfucking Pimp This is my story, sort of. It's a small example, of who I am. I came along and took the sex story world by storm, with my freaky, in your face, stories and swagg. I was invited to be on Ellen the other day. I decided if I was gonna do it, then I was gonna do it big pimpin' style. I was gonna show Ellen DeGeneres exactly what I'm about. If it offended her audience, then so the fuck what. She was gonna see Dick The Motherfucking Pimp, full on, pimped out, with my big ass cock out. I invited a couple of my girls, Kate Upton and Jessica Simpson, to hang with me on the show. Ellen didn't have a fucking clue, what the fuck she was getting into. We showed up and went to hair and makeup, or Kate and Jessica did, I just watched them and rubbed my cock. It was time to show these yuppie motherfuckers what big pimpin' is all about. Kate and Jessica were both dressed exactly the same. They were wearing black latex bodysuits, with their tits, pussy and ass out. They were wearing knee high, black leather boots and both had their hair long, blonde and full. The hair stylist was hot. She was a big tit Asian chick, with long black hair. I put my swagg on half speed and she was riding my big cock while Kate and Jessica watched. They were under my control. They were my property and they knew how to act. Neither did anything, unless I told them to. The Asian bitch rode me good. I was sucking her big natural tits and rubbing her large, erect clit, while she rode me hard. She was moaning so fucking loud, people would knock on the door and ask if everything was ok. I looked right into those beautiful, black eyes and gave her the Dick The Pimp smirk. She smiled back, the chick was hooked, on the swaggilicious dick, of yours truly. I slapped those big tits hard, shaking them and squeezing them super hard, "Mmmmmmmmm daddy, do me good daddy." I slapped her face, I don't do bitches good, I do them the best, in the north, south, east or west. She smiled again. I pumped my juicy, 10 thick inches, up that small black haired pussy, stretching it out, like only I can. I sucked her big tits hard, as she screamed and squirted her pussy nectar, all over the king pimp's dick. I licked out my tongue at her, she opened her mouth and I spit in it. She swallowed it and licked her cherry lip glossed lips. I dumped my huge, thick load of creamy pimp jizz, up her tight twat. She writhed all over my cock and moaned uncontrollably. Another satisfied customer. She got off me and knelt down, sucking my cock clean, looking up at me, with those beautiful dark eyes, the whole time. She gave me her number and said she wanted me to keep fucking her and to pimp her. I smiled, I don't even have to ask, the bitches ask me to pimp them. That's true pimp swagg. Ellen came by and said hi. She was shocked when she saw how my chicks were dressed, but I explained, "you're interviewing Dick The Motherfucking Pimp, not Justin Bieber. My way or no way babe." She finally agreed. She didn't have a choice. Like I said earlier, I was gonna show her, exactly what I'm about. "My first guest is quite unique, especially for my show. He's a self professed pimp and sex story writer, please welcome... (clears throat)... Dick The Pimp." Ellen introduced me. I came out, pimped out, with Back in Black by AC/DC playing. I like the song and it's got a good pimp swagg vibe to it, so it made for a good entrance. I had leashes, around Kate and Jessica's necks. They were on their hands and knees crawling beside me. I sat down in my chair and Kate and Jessica sat quietly on the floor, on each side of my chair. Nice entrance, I smiled and got a nice applause. There were some Literotica fans there too. I got a nice, "YOUR THE MAN, DICK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP!!" Cool crowd. "Well, welcome Dick... and Kate and Jessica, as well... I have to admit you're not my normal type of guest, but the producers have heard a lot about you and they wanted to book you on the show, so here we are. I guess the first question is, we're you a pimp or sex story writer first?" Ellen was a little uncomfortable, but I just hit her with my pimp swagg. "I was a pimp first baby, I still am." I looked right at her. I know she's a lesbian, but when it comes to my king pimp swagg, it doesn't matter, I always get the girl. I gave her my pimp smile and looked deep into her eyes. She smiled, but tried to look away, before she got under my spell. "How...How do you get beautiful women, like your two friends here, to be your "hoes" and let you dominate them, like this?" She asked, trying not to look me directly in the eye. "Well, it's all about four things. 1: my pimp swagg 2: my confidence 3: my ability to talk to women and make them wanna please me... and... 4: this..." I pulled my 10 inch thick cock, out of my black leather pants, right there in front of everyone. I sat back and oozed king pimp swagg. Ellen wasn't ready for a man like me. "Wait...u can't do that here..." She stammered, still trying not to look me in the eye. I'm ultra confident and I was full on, king pimpin', right then and there. I snapped my fingers and sat back, as Kate sucked my big cock, right there in front of Ellen and her shocked, but also cheering, audience. Jessica sucked my big meaty balls and I just smiled at Ellen. I shocked her even more, as I pulled out a blunt and fired it up. Gettin' faded and x fuckin' rated. Ellen had no clue what to say, she just stared. Kate sucked me so fucking good, I blew smoke rings and enjoyed every second of it. She deepthroated my cock and licked it, as she did. She and Jessica both looked up at me. They were trained correctly, they know how to make me happy. I looked at Ellen, who was still in shock and staring. I laughed and took a long puff on my blunt. I exhaled in her direction. She waved the air and shook her head, coming out of her daze. "Um... I... don't... I mean... (shaking her head)... How do you get them to do that, in front of everyone?" Ellen still stared, while asking. "Like this." I pulled Kate's face off of my throbbing cock, kissed her and motioned for her to go to Ellen. She obeyed quickly and crawled over to her, pulling down Ellen's pants and panties. "Hey wait..." Ellen put up a weak protest. Kate smiled at me and ate Ellen's pussy. Jessica sucked my cock. Ellen was in shock, but she also dug a super hot, supermodel eating her pussy. She moaned, still trying to protest. "I... I can't..." She stammered, but also smiled, as Kate slithered her tongue up Ellen's bushy, blonde pussy. Kate and Jessica were still looking right at me, just like I like. Jessica was sucking me hard, as the crowd cheered us on. She rubbed my big balls. She licked slowly, up and down my cock, her eyes glued to mine. She wanted to please her master and she was. She chewed on my cock head and fingered my ass, stroking my cock rapidly. Kate was tongue fucking Ellen really good. She stuck two fingers up her tight ass, as well. Ellen was moaning and playing with Kate's blonde locks. Kate was still looking right at me, as Ellen groaned and came in her mouth. Kate licked her clean and kept fingering her ass. I pulled my cock out of Jessica's mouth and pissed over to Kate's mouth. She opened wide and swallowed it. Ellen was shocked I could and would do that. Me and my girls smiled and laughed. I shoved my cock back in Jessica's mouth. Jessica was sucking me hard and fast, jerking my big cock, as fast as she could. I slapped her face and spit on my cock, she gobbled it up, as she sucked me off. I came deep in her mouth, filling it twice with my thick seed. She swallowed every drop and sucked me clean. I smiled and she smiled back. I got up, went over to Ellen, put her legs on my shoulders and shoved my thick cock up her wet pussy. It caught her by surprise. "Wait...I'm not into guys." She was squirming, as she said it. I put her at ease. "Well I'm not a guy... I'm Dick The Motherfucking Pimp! I'm into chicks too... and I'm into this lesbian pussy right now baby." I showed my swagg and drilled her tight pussy. I stretched it out the fun way and slammed my 10 thick inches up her pussy with force and rapid fire speed. She moaned loudly and her audience cheered me on, with a cool ass chant, "BANG THAT PUSSY, BANG THAT PUSSY, BANG THAT PUSSY DICK!!" I banged it harder, smoking my blunt and ripping open her blouse. I pulled her small tits out of her bra and pinched her small, pink nipples hard! She looked at me, smiling big. I opened her mouth and spit in it. She was kinda surprised, but quickly swallowed it. Kate was sucking her clit, while Jessica was behind me, shoving her sexy tongue up my ass. I pulled out and Kate sucked me ravenously, rubbing my balls. I looked at her and winked. She spit on Ellen's anus and pushed my big, pulsing cock against it. Ellen started to protest. "Wait, I've never done that, I..." She relaxed though, when I slowly inched my way up her ass. "Ahhhhh, Mmmmmm, I... I like it. Fuck my ass Dick." I slowly fucked her very tight ass, stretching it out, Dick The Pimp's way. Kate ate Ellen's pussy, as Jessica ate out my ass. I fucked Ellen slowly, but forcefully. She was into my ass fucking and moaned uncontrollably. Her hands on my arms, she was writhing all over her seat. I fucked her ass faster, looking right at her. She came all over Kate's tongue and I fucked her tight ass so fucking hard, slamming all 10 inches up it. I played with her small tits, pulling her nipples, as far as they would go and letting them snap back into place. I rammed her ass harder and harder. "FUCK MY ASS DICKKKKKK!! I LOVE ITTTTTT!!" I slammed her white ass, so awesomely hard, the chair was moving, but I kept pounding that ass like a raging jackhammer. She came again in Kate's mouth, as Kate was sucking her pussy. I pulled Jessica around to Ellen's face. I pulled out of Ellen's ass and pissed tight at them. Ellen was now into it, as she fought Jessica, to catch as much of my piss in her mouth as possible. They both swallowed what I pissed in there. I slammed my cock up her pussy and finished pissing in there. She came again, mixing her pussy cum with my piss. I pulled my cock out and Kate licked it out of Ellen's pussy. She swallowed it all hungrily and sucked my cock happily. She was looking right at me and I came in her mouth. Dumping my huge load or creamy cum in there. She sucked it all down and sucked me totally dry. I took turns fucking Jessica and Kate's tits. They both have such beautiful, natural, big tits. I pounded both pairs, as they wrapped them around my cock. I came in both of their mouths and watched them cum swap my jizz. I fucked Jessica's ass, as she ate Ellen's pussy. They were in the 69 position. I pulled out and shoved my cock down Ellen's throat. She gagged a little, but swallowed my thick load of jizz, that I dumped down her throat. She gobbled it up, so greedily. She was hungry for my jizz. She swallowed another load of my jizz that I pumped into her mouth, after Kate rode my cock and I sucked her tits. I pulled out and Ellen immediately sucked me into her mouth, swallowing my cum. The audience got an extra long, extra kinky taping that day. I filled all three chick pussies with chocolate ice cream and ate it out of them. I shook a bottle of champagne and stuck the head in each girl's pussy, filling it with the bubbly. I drank it all up, from all three pussies. Ellen even ate a butt load of whipped cream from my ass, that Kate put up there. She and Jessica sucked me off while Ellen ate the whipped cream. I came on all three ladies faces. They licked it all off of their faces and kissed, swapping my cum and sucking me dry. It was a cool day. Ellen gave me her number and even wanted me to pimp her and her wife. Of course, I did. We went back to her place after the show and I fucked her wife and her, along with Kate and Jessica all night. That's me. Just another day in my life. I'm the man, I'm Dick The Motherfucking Pimp! 12: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

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