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08/04/2023 

Me, My Mom And Boobs Ep. 3

"James loved them. Thank you so much for helping me with them, Earl. You're a sweetie."

"It was my pleasure, doll. I'm always here if you need anything... anything at all. Just ask."

"Thank you so much. I enjoyed our little fun we had too." Billie giggles.

"Me too, beautiful. Me too. Maybe we can find the time to have a repeat performance. Are you busy later? I'm free all day. Well... at least until 9. Kelly's supposed to come over and have some drinks. I'm really looking forward to that."

"Well... Hmmm.... James is over at his aunt Alia's house. I guess I have some time now."

"I'll be right over, doll!" Earl's super-excited to hang out with my wife Billie again. They both laugh on the phone.

"Ok... but, don't hurt yourself hurrying over." Billie teases, laughing and shaking her head at Earl's immense excitement for some more boob fun with her.

"I won't. I promise, doll. Be right there." Earl's anticipation of having some more fun with Billie is blaring out in his voice.

"Ok, see ya shortly." Billie hangs up and giggles. She's flattered that Earl's so excited about getting to play with her boobs again. She really did enjoy jerking him off all over them yesterday.

Earl's a really nice old guy and Billie appreciated his help with the pictures that she made for me. By the way, Billie's the second cover girl for Boobs Magazine. She loves it, and I do too.

Over at my aunt Alia's pad in Malibu...

"These are so hot. Just like Kelly's... and mine." Alia winks at me as she smokes that blunt. Looking sexy as all fuck doing it. I just smile, and watch her.

She's checking out the new Boobs Magazine with Billie on the cover. The first press is already sold-out. We're putting out the second one tonight.

Boobs Magazine is a small-time production, but it's fast becoming a very successful one. Thanks to my mom and wife... and aunt... so far.

"Oh... I do like that dildo. It's not as big as mine though." As Alia checks out the pics, I make my move.

"Or this..." I take her left hand and place it right on my bulge. Alia immediately drops the magazine and looks at me. Smiling that super-hot, smokey smile.

"It definitely isn't as big as this thing... for sure." We laugh. Alia rubs my cock in my baggy, gray shorts. I always go commando, so my enormous rod and big, hefty balls... both with all of those small gold piercings down the underside of them... and the center of my ball-sack... are always free to flop around as much as they want.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. God! I love your cock! It's so fucking big... WOW!" Alia yanks my shorts down, and stares in awe at it. My dick's still totally soft, but still massive.

There's nothing better than seeing a chick getting so excited when she sees how big my dick is. And, she's sees all of those piercings on it. And she plays with it... like Alia.

My aunt softly jerks my cock. Holding it gently in her left hand as she smokes and smiles extra-sexy at me. Fuck! She's one sexy, big titty bitch! All natural 34Gs. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! I love my aunt's boobs!

Alia puts the blunt into my mouth and softly kisses my cheek. Giggling at my happy growls of joy from the gentle, cock-loving handjob that she's giving me.

I close my eyes and growl even louder when I feel Alia's spit drool down all over my spongy crown. She rubs it into my cock thoroughly as she jerks me. My extra-beefy cock throbbing away in her very skillful hands. She's using them both on me now.

My cock's growing by the second. Throbbing mightily, and lurching in her loving-aunt hands. They keep pumping me. A little quicker now. Alia leaning in and licking slowly up my right cheek as my growls once again intensify.

Meanwhile... back at home...

"Wow, Earl... You really were excited to come over. Hahaha." Billie remarks as she stands in the front doorway while ol' Earl very, very-eagerly massages her big tits through her pink hoodie... that has SLUT written in white across the chest. Kinda fitting, huh? Ha.

Earl got to our house in record time... even though he lives right down the street. Ha. As soon as Billie answered the door, he very-excitedly grabbed her boobs and started groping them. Ready Eddie for sure. Ha.

"Come inside... I guess. Hahaha." Billie laughs. She leads Earl inside with her boobs. His hands are glued to them. Squeezing and kneading away on them. My amazingly beautiful blonde wife's going braless, so ol' Earl is getting the free jiggling experience with her tits.. "Mmmmmmmmmmmm. You've got such nice hands, Earl. They really know their way around some boobs." Billie laughs again as Earl keeps up the very-heated boob groping. His old hands frantically pawing those very-natural 34DD beauties senseless through my wife's pink hoodie.

Billie goes ahead and takes off her hoodie. She manages to get Earl to stop pawing her boobs long enough for her to do it. Ha.

He quickly leans in and starts sucking in them next to the living room. Deep and intense. It kinda surprises Billie a little... but, she likes it.

"Oh... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Yeahhh. Suck my boobs, Earl." Billie softly bites her bottom lip. Moaning softly as well as Earl smashes his wrinkled old face into each large mound and sucks them so deep and hard. Voraciously gorging himself on those incredibly gorgeous... and tasty... boobs.

Back at Alia's...

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. (PLOP)... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. (PLOP)" My long dark-haired aunt smiles at me as she pops her mouth off of my cock again. She's sucking it. Bobbing fast on it. Then, loudly popping her mouth off of my cock head, over and over. I fucking love that shit!

"Ride me, bitch." I blurt out after a couple more loud PLOPS. Ha.

"Hehehe. My pleasure, stud." Alia's so fucking sexy. She oozes hot, sexy sluttiness. She's my dad's much-younger sister. She's 42. And, she's a world-class fuck.

Alia hops up on my cock. She smiles real-wide as I enter her. Those small gold piercings all the way down my crown and shaft rubbing on her coochie walls so perfectly as my cock slowly eases up her slick pussy.

I rub her thighs and smile. Watching those huge natural boobs jiggle as she starts smoking again. Alia's boobs are a work of art. They're hangers, but in the most gorgeous way possible. So soft and hefty. Just insanely perfect.

My hands quickly make their way up her tall, trim body and grab onto them. Squeezing hard. Alia coos blissfully, and starts bouncing on my fully-hard, excitedly-twitching cock.

She swirls around on it, smirking down at me while she smokes, and bounces some more. Alternating between them. That drives me wild. My intensely happy, horny growls of joy blaring out through her bedroom. Alia laughs. She leans down and kisses me nice and soft and slutty, sharing the smoke... and her tasty spit... with me.

Back at home...

"Mmmmmmmmmm. God... I love how you play with my boobs, Earl. Yeahhh. Squeeze them harder... God, yes! Ahhhhh." Billie's heatedly sucking on her bottom lip as Earl squeezes roughly on her big, heaving breasts. He's kissing her neck too. They're on the couch. One full bottle of red wine into their fun.

Billie's playing with Earl's snow-white hair. Giggling, and writhing happily on the sofa as Earl manhandles her gorgeous tits. Pawing them and kneading them nice and rough. Quickly rolling his thumbs across her rock-hard nipples as his hands maul her boobs.

"Can I please fuck them, doll? Pretty please." Earl begs in between heated kisses on Billie's tingling neck.

"Sure. Here, or in the bedroom?" Billie asks with a naughty undertone in her voice. She laughs when Earl very-quickly springs his head up from her neck.

"Well... the bedroom would be better, doll. There's more room on the bed... for whatever may go down." Earl gives Billie his best, extra-naughty grin. She giggles again.

"Or in..." Billie wickedly winks and grins at ol' Earl. He almost loses it right there. "Lead the way, stud." Billie grins extra-playful. Earl jumps up from the sofa as quick as humanly possible, takes a deep breath, and holds out his hand to help Billie up. She shakes her head and giggles some more, then takes his hand, following him to his bedroom.

You can hear Earl WOO-HOOING all the way there.

Back at Alia's...

"DAMN! DAMN!!! DAMN!!!!!!"

"Sexy bitch." I slap that ass real hard.

"God yes! Slap it, baby!"

I slap her ass again. Harder!

"WOO!!!"

My aunt's growling as I piledrive her sweet, sexy booty from behind on her bed. She's gripping the headboard. Screaming from not only my giant dick in her ass... with all of those gold piercings rubbing all over her bulging bowels, but also from the vibrato she has stuffed up her squirting pussy. It's on high. And Alia is too. Hell yeah!

Banging that bitch's booty even harder. Deep. Driving fourteen-inch of fat pierced dick straight up that dark, winking hole.

My hands gripping those huge hanging udders so damn tight as I butt fuck my gorgeous aunt's brains out.

Pussy milk and juice everywhere. Dripping all over me. Staining her sheets. Fucking cool as shit! Hell yeah!

Back at home...

"Oh my God! I think I'm dreaming, doll. My God! Your beautiful breasts are so soft. Wow!"

Earl's leaning back on his elbows on my bed, watching Billie, who's on the side of the bed, work his dick with her tits. He's having a hard time not cumming. A really hard time. His 7 and a half-inch, old cock is throbbing incessantly as Billie fucks it with her magnificent boobs. World-famous covergirl boobs now. Ha. Her nipples twitching and pulsating non stop as her funbags pump that slightly-wrinkled old rod at hyper speed.

Then, they slow down. Billie can sense Earl's impending cum, so she slows down on the dick pumping to let his immense pleasure last even longer for him.

"You like that, Earl?" Billie grins as she slowly rubs her 34DD, soft boobs across Earl's precum-oozing rod. The slimy fluid greases up Billie's amazing, jiggly tits so very nicely. She knows the obvious answer to her question, but she's also enjoying Earl enjoying the boob fun.

Billie drools out some more spit all over Earl's veiny shaft. Rubbing it in with her tits, then drooling out even more. Her spit, and Earl's precum mixing on her milky-white breast flesh to make the perfect lube for a great titty fuck.

"You're so beautiful, doll. My God, you take my breath away." Earl smiles as Billie softly rubs her tits across his twitching cock. More drops of clear fluid pumping out of his piss slit, further lubing my blonde-beauty wife's spectacular tits.

Billie smiles back, and blows him a horny kiss.

"There ya go again with the taking your breath away stuff. Haha. Remember, I told you to be careful with that. I don't want anything happening to such a sweet, dear friend. With such a nice, sexy cock." Billie giggles again and winks at Earl. Then, she leans over and sucks his wet crown. That definitely almost... almost... makes Earl lose his load.

Billie twists her mouth on the old cock head. Slurping it and sucking it as she rubs her slick boobs on Earl's big hanging balls.

He growls away. Leaning his head back and grunting furiously. Billie laughs around his cock, and sucks it even deeper. Taking in about three inches of his shaft. She bobs her blonde-haired-head on that mature rod, rubbing her big boobs across his meaty nuts the whole time.

"Doll... my God... I apologize for being so greedy, but, could I please fuck your pussy. I just have to ask. My God!!!" Earl's going crazy on my bed. Writhing around frantically from Billie's mouth on his cock, and her tits on his balls.

She pulls off of Earl's dick and giggles. Earl looks down at her and gives her a sweet, begging look. Billie giggles once more, and...

"I was hoping you'd ask that." Billie laps at Earl's leaking dick and laughs, then she stands up, and gets into our bed with him. Earl is grinning from ear to ear, so fucking happy, he can hardly stand it.

"I have a condom in my wallet, doll. Here... I'll get it real quick." Earl hurries to reach over to the nightstand and fish out the condom from his wallet.

Billie spreads her legs on the bed, smiling mischievously, and rubs her pussy in anticipation of his old dick going in there.

Earl hurriedly puts the condom on. He does it perfectly, which is impressive considering how horny he is at the moment.

"Here we go. Hot damn!" Earl says excitedly as he rubs his condom-covered cock head on Billie's slick, puffy labia. Billie laughs at how excited Earl is.

He enters Billie. Nice and smooth. Billie coos happily, smiling again, wrapping her legs around his waist to pull him in even deeper.

Earl leans down and starts voraciously sucking each of my wife's boobs as he fucks her. First the right, then the left. Billie licks her lips and grins, playing with his white hair. Her feet slapping on his butt to pull his dick deeper into her juicy, pulsating pussy.

Back at Alia's...

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. That was so fucking amazing, baby. God! You can fuck! WOO! Hahaha." Alia kisses me as I rub my face on hers. Softly roaring away. My cum stopping. I filled her ass to the brim. So much so, it's leaking out, further staining her sheets. God, her ass feel fucking fantastic with my dick and cum in there. It's tight. Her anal walls are throbbing hard. Pounding on my spent cock. Fucking fantastic.

I'm playing with those hanging 34Gs. Cupping and bouncing them in my hands. Absolutely loving the feel of them. I'm obsessed with my aunts huge natural tits... and I'm obsessed with her too. My favorite aunt. The Weed Queen, with the best weed-dealing tits ever. Ha.

Back at home...

"God! That's right. Just like that, Earl. Just like that. Yeahhhhhhhh."

I don't know how, but ol' Earls managed to hold off on cumming for the last twenty minutes of pussy fucking. He's caught his second wind, I guess. Ha.

He's behind Billie now. Banging her super-sweet pussy doggy-style. Billie's laying her head on the pillow, cooing happily and smiling as Earl fucks her. Quicker and quicker. His impending cum speeding closer to fruition by the second.

Earl's holding Billie's curvy hips, fucking my wife, and growling wildly as he goes.

"Here it cums, doll. Here it CUMSSSSSSSSS!!!!! OH GOD!!!" Earl leans his head back, growling wildly, and starts sperm shooting into his condom.

Billie looks back at him, smiling, and laughs. She wiggles her pussy on his condom-covered rod as it shoots out his slightly watery load. Earl's really-excited. He's shooting an extra-large load. One fat blast of mature sperm after the other pumping furiously into that condom.

He's grunting so loud from the cumming, and also from Billie's naughty pussy dancing on his dick too. Earl finally finishes depositing his wad into the condom and leans back. Breathing deep. Wiping his brow and relaxing. Another deep breath from ol' Earl.

"My God, doll. That was perfect. Thank you so very much for everything. I really mean that. You're such a sweetheart. Such a beautiful sweetheart. With such sexy boobs." They both laugh as Earl leans back up and forward, and reaches under Billie, grabbing her boobs and very-happily squeezing them.

Billie smiles, and blows him another kiss, wiggling her pussy again on Earl's sensitive, softening cock... which makes Earl growl out in post-cum ecstasy. That, in turn, makes Billie laugh once more.

Later...

Mom's over at Earl's. They're chillin' with some wine and beer, watching wrestling. Mom's picked up my love for pro wrestling recently. She's fucking awesome. Ha.

"I'm so glad you love my pics, babe. It really makes me happy." Billie plops down on our bed, in between my legs. Smiling playfully. Looking so damn fine. Her blonde hair pinned up. She's got a baggy pink sweatshirt on and some really-skimpy white booty-shorts too. Damn, dude... I've got it bad for my wife. I fuck my mom and aunt and other chicks and all, but I still have it bad... or really, really good... depending on how you look at it... for Billie.

We kiss. Soft, sweet kisses. Smiling and rubbing on each other. So relaxed and happy.

"Damn!"

Billie's heated kisses increase. All over my face.

"What's wrong, babe?"

"Alia got arrested."

"Oh my God."

"She wants me to come bail her out."

"Are you?"

"She is my aunt. And, she works for me so, I guess I should. I'm sorry, babe."

Billie licks my lips then smiles at me.

"It OK, baby. Don't worry. You're a sweetheart. You should bail your aunt out." Another sweet smile from my wife, and a sweet, but very passionate kiss to back it up.

"I'll be back as soon as I can. I promise."

"Ok, baby. Love you, my king. God, I love you."

"I love you too, baby." I smile, then kiss Billie once more. I hate having to leave her, but, she's right. I should go bail out my aunt. So... I reluctantly get up and head up to Malibu.

A little later...

Billie's bored. I'm stuck up in Malibu, trying to get my aunt bailed out of jail. For some freaking reason everything is taking ten times longer than it should.

I text my wife and explain that to her. She texts me back a bunch of hearts and kisses and licks. And a really sweet, "I love you" message too.

"I wonder how things are going over at Earl's." Billie asks herself. She decides to text mom and ask if she can come over and hang out for a little while. She tells her all about me bailing out my aunt.

"Awww. My poor, baby. I wish he didn't have to deal with that... Sure, you can come over, babe. We're having a great time here. Hehe." Mom answers back.

Billie grabs a beer and heads over, keeping on his very causal outfit she had on with me. Hair pinned up and all.

A little later...

"GOOD, GOD... THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE. WOW!"

Earl's gigantic grin makes mom and Billie both laugh.

He's stretched out on the sofa with mom and Billie both on their knees in front of him. Earl's got his condom-covered old meat stuffed in between mom's massive, incredibly perfect boobs. She's pumping away on his constantly throbbing dick. Shaking her all natural wonders all over it as the precum flows freely from it.

Billie's leaning over and spitting all over Earl's condom-covered cock, keeping it nice and lubed-up. She and mom kiss too. Extra-slutty kissing. Very-heatedly swapping tons of spit between them. That drives ol' Earl even crazier. His uber-happy growls, groans and moans blare out throughout his house.

"I'm gonna cum, ladies. I'M GONNA CUM!!!!! ARGH!!!"

Mom and Kelly laugh again as Earl starts thrusting like crazy in between mom's furiously shaking titties. His mature jizz pumping fast into the tip of the condom. Mom sees it, and laughs again.

"WOO-HOO! SHOOT IT, EARL! SHOOT IT! YEAH! HAHAHA! WOO!"

Billie cheers Earl on too. She and mom watch Earl dump a huge load of sex cream in there. It bulges out the end of the condom big time.

Earl finally finishes shooting the biggest load he's ever shot. He breathes deep, repeatedly, trying to cool down.

"WHEW! MY GOD!" Earl can't stop grinning.

"Yeahhhhhhhh." Mom giggles as she slowly pumps his wildly-twitching dick a little more with her huge, heaving tits.

Mom then wows Earl with a little trick. She manages to pull the overstuffed-with-cum condom off of Earl's old, spent cock without spilling a drop of cum from it. A very impressive feat.

Earl watches and smiles his old, horny ass off.

Mom grabs the condom and holds it up, letting Billie see just how much cum is in there. They're both very impressed with the huge hanging bulge of cum in the condom.

"WOW, EARL! THAT'S ALOTTA CUM! MY GOD!" Billie is floored by the sheer volume of it. Especially at Earl's age... 75.

"Oh yeah. That's a lot of yummy cream for sure. Hehehe." Moms equally impressed.

Earl doesn't say a word. He just lays his head back on the back of the sofa, and grins from ear to ear. Absolutely loving his life at the moment.

"It would be a shame to waste all of this sexy seed. Now wouldn't it? Hahaha." Mom laughs, then she blows Earl a sexy kiss, and winks at Billie.

She tilts the condom towards her open mouth and pours it in. All of that slightly watery... but tons of it... cum. Earl's eyes almost pop out of his head as he watches. His jaw dropped at the truly-awesome sight of the most gorgeous milf ever drinking his mature dick-milk straight from his used condom.

Mom swallows the first mouthful, then keeps the second in her mouth. Gargling it. Letting some of it hang from her tongue, then quickly slurping it back up into her mouth. She smiles very-playfully at Earl with her mouth closed, then she winks over at Billie again, and grabs her head.

Billie a little surprised, but she plays along. Mom pulls her to her and kisses her. Sharing the mouthful of gargled sperm with her. Billie's surprised again, but she just smiles... and kisses mom. Swallowing some of Earl's well-seasoned cum herself as they kiss and swap cum.

They keep kissing, putting on a helluva hot show for ol-Earl. She starts playing with his hanging dick as he very-closely watches the finale.

Mom and Billie smile and laugh as they heatedly kiss and moan so fucking sexy, knowing just how much they're exciting ol' horny Earl.

"There..." Mom licks her lips clean and smacks them for Earl when she and Billie finish kissing. Billie's laughing and wiping her mouth. "I owed you that, sweet Earl. I kinda left you hanging back in your car. Hehe." Mom reminding Earl about their first date where she just jacked him off into the condom.

"My God, doll. You are on amazing woman. Wow! Just amazing."

"Awwww." Mom blows Earl another kiss, then she kisses a surprised Billie once more. Playing with Billie's 34DDs as they kiss. Earl can't stop smiling. He's rubbing his dick and grinning like a madman. It's been one helluva day for him too.

Me, I'm still stuck up in Malibu. Another hour later and I finally get my aunt out of jail. She blows me in the car on the way back as a thank you for doing it. Hey... I can't be mad. I love my aunt, and she blew me. Things could be worse. Ha.

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08/04/2023 

Me, My Mom And Boobs Ep. 4

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm." My wife Billie's licking all over my face and neck as we chill in bed... naked. Why? Just because she wanted to. Hey, I'm not gonna argue about it.

We just finished a really hot, at-home photoshoot for the next edition of Boobs Magazine. Just the two of us.

"My hubby tastes so good. Hahaha." Billie's happy. I'm happy. It's all cool.

Billie licks up to my lips and gives me three short, but very hot kisses. Then, she lays on top of me and smiles. Tickling my chin.

"I know you're happy. Your sister Kate is coming into town for a visit. And... I hear, she might be moving back home." Billie tickles my chin again. Raising her eyebrows at me and smiling nice and naughty.

"Oh yeah. I've missed her. And... I hope she does. We could always use another hot, big titty blonde slut around here." I laugh. Billie playfully slaps at me and laughs too.

"What? Me and your mom, and Kaia aren't enough for you anymore. Hahahaha." She kisses me again.

We roll over on the bed. Me on top now. Still kissing. My right hand grabbing her left breast. Cupping and squeezing it. My thumb rubbing back and forth across the tip of her quivering nipple.

The thought of seeing my world-traveling, supermodel older sister Kate again, and fucking her... again... makes my dick hard almost instantly.

My other sister Kaia... the younger one... she's 19... came back home a few days ago. She's been here off and on alot since she moved out, so I see her a lot more than I've seen Kate. Kaia was living with her boyfriend, but they broke up, so she came back home to live with mom and I and Billie... thankfully.

Kaia and I have been going at it hot and heavy... real heavy... since she got back home. I fucking love that uber-horny blonde babe. Ha.

Billie's gorgeous body writhing on me while I play with her big tit also helps greatly with that.

As my wife and I get down to business in bed, mom and Kaia are picking up Kate from the airport. They're on the way home.

"It's good to be back, mama. It's so good to see you and Kaia. I can't wait to see my sexy brother too. I've missed him so much. How are he and Billie getting along?"

"Beautifully. They're so in love."

"That's good. What about Kayla?" Mom pauses when Kate asks about my ex. She looks back at Kaia in the back seat, then over at Kate in the passenger's seat. They stop at a light.

"What's wrong? I know they aren't together any more, but I though they were still close."

"Well... baby... that's a complicated one." Mom thinks about the best way to describe my relationship with my ex to my older sister.

"Kayla wants him back, but James loves Billie." Kaia chimes in. Making it simple. Mom looks back at her. Kaia just shrugs her shoulders as she casually chews her gum.

Like I said just now, Kaia's been here a lot, off and on, for the last almost year, so she keeps up with everything. She and mom talk all the time about me and my relationships. I don't mind. I'm pretty chill about that stuff.

"Well, James is married, so I understand that. Is Kayla being difficult?" Kate looks through her messages on her phone.

Mom again, pauses. She can relax since they're trapped in a LA special... a traffic jam. Fucking LA traffic.

"What?" Kate curious, but mom's not in a hurry to explain the whole situation in detail.

"She's been out of town. She and James had a big blow-up right before he and Billie got married. I hear, though, that she's coming back. I'm not looking forward to it." Mom rolls her eyes. It's not that she doesn't like my former girlfriend. It's just that Kayla can be a little overbearing and selfish... especially when it comes to me. And that upsets mom. She's very protective of her only son.

Kayla's a cool chick though. God, she's hot as fuck too. It was really hard breaking it off for good with her. It took me awhile. She's Jamaican/Indian. And good God... she's got one amazing fucking rack! Fuck! Massive, natural, tattooed tits. They're just the beginning though. I'll save the rest of the hot details for later though. Ha.

Back in my bedroom...

"Yeahhhh. Do my butt, baby. Do it! Uhh!" It's doggy time. Billie's holding the headboard. I'm behind her, banging her tight, but very comfy booty big time. Slapping that ass, then reaching up, grabbing her below-shoulder-length blonde hair, and yanking on it. Billie smirks back over her shoulder at me, and blows me a super-hot kiss as I fuck her ass nice and deep. Her 34DD hanging boobs flopping around under her. The bed rockin'. Billie moaning loud and hot. Dancing her booty on my fat, pierced meat stuffed up her tight, jiggly butt.

The gold piercings running down the back of my dick and balls rub all over Billie's anus and anal walls as I fuck her ass. They make her scream out over and over from all of the very-intense butt stimulation I'm giving her.

"FUCK!!!..." Billie's squeezing extra-hard on the headboard. Her mouth wide-open as she screams out in ass-fucking bliss. Her beautiful eyes so excitedly bouncing around in her head. "Cum in my mouth, baby. I wanna drink it all. Pleaseeeeeeee! God, I wanna drink it. Please, baby." Billie grins so heatedly and seductively at me. Begging for my cum. She most definitely will get it too.

I pull out quickly, and whip her around just as quick.

Billie immediately sucks down my entire, fourteen-inch shaft. The whole fucking thing. Only slightly gagging. My cock is twitching like crazy down there. Billie's very-intense suck job on it gets her what she desperately wants and craves in about ten awesome seconds or so.

"Shoot it, baby. Feed your bitch. Pleaseeeeeeeee. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Billie very-heatedly mumbles around my fat, veiny meat. Feverishly sucking out my extra-creamy load in record time. Six fat globs of pearly-white sex gold pumping straight down her throat. Billie growling furiously as she drinks it all. Sucking hard on my cock as it empties it all down there. Billie smiling so content and happy. Moaning loud and slutty. Fucking awesome. Fucking awesome!

"Damn..." I lean over, resting on my wife's back. Kissing and licking and nibbling on her neck and cheek. "You're one great fuck, baby. I'm glad I married you." We laugh.

"Thank you, baby." Billie kisses my face as I start sucking on her neck. "I'm glad you did too." We laugh again. Riding out the awesome post-butt fuck high. My hands playing with those super-soft and jiggly, hanging boobs as I suck away on Billie's neck. Her happy moans of joy and giggling spurring me on.

Later...

Mom and Kate and Billie and I are all hanging out in the living room, having a great time.

Kaia went over to Earl's to check out his new sauna that he put in, in his basement. Mom hasn't seen the finished product yet, so she's anxious for Kaia to tell her all about it.

Over at Earl's...

"This is cool, Earl. Wow. Cool sauna." Kaia checks it out. She's casually chewing on her bubblegum as she looks around our 75 year-old neighbor's brand-new sauna.

"Thanks, doll. It took awhile to get everything finished, but I'm happy with it."

"Cool. It's getting hot in here." The sauna temp is going pretty good. It's nice and hot, with steam flowing from the hot rocks in front.

"Sorry, doll. Do you want me to turn it down?"

"Nah. I'll cool myself off." Kaia just whips her tight, white and black tee shirt off. Earl's horny old eyes bulge when he sees Kaia's freaking awesome, 32F natural tits in her skimpy white satin bra. Hot blondes with big natural tits run in my family. It's one of the coolest things about my family. Ha.

Earl swallows hard, but manages to keep his composure.

Kaia smiles so sweet and sexy over at Earl, still chewing that gum... "Wanna fuck?" There are many things I love about my younger sister. Her beauty. Her boobs. Her amazing beautiful, sweet, sexy smile. Her easy going, happy personality, and her very direct approach to things... especially sex. Ha.

Earl just nods. Jaw dropped. Happy grin forming quick. My family's gonna wear ol' Earl out. Ha.

Back at home...

My day couldn't be any better at the moment. I'm buzzed from some really good weed. I'm chillaxed back in a very-comfy recliner. And, I've got three of the hottest women ever on their knees in front of me, blowing me. Yeah... it's a damn good day. Ha.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Mom's twirling her head around. Her long blonde hair flying as she slurp s the top five inches or so of my pierced cock. Her insanely-beautiful lips locked tight on my hefty meat. Rippling up and down it steadily as she moans with pure delight. Reaching up to hold my hand as she so perfectly sucks me off.

My sister Kate, fresh off the plane, is very perfectly nibbling and sucking on the middle to lower part of my shaft. Her tongue bathing my flesh and gold piercings with sweet saliva. The piercings running all the way down my cock from the back-tip of my spongy crown, right down the massive, thick veins-bulging shaft, all the way down the middle of my big, shaved-bare ball-sack to the very back-bottom of it.

And, my wife Billie, not to be overlooked, is slurping on those big, bare balls and base of my shaft, orally massaging all of them. My balls one at a time, then sucking in the whole middle of my sack and wickedly licking up and down the gold piercings running down it.

Fourteen-inches of very-thick, very-veiny and very-pierced dick being worshipped by my loves. All three of them moaning and cooing so blissfully. All of them rubbing all of their big, soft titties all over my balls as they suck me off... FUCK!... All of them so desperately wanting my creamy cum. And, all three of them about to get it all...

"Yeahhhhhh! WOO! Hahaha!" Mama leading the charge as my cum starts pumping out. Three perfect faces smiling wide. Three naughty tongues lapping away. Three cum-craving mouths so ecstatically sucking all of the flying jizz in and down.

And one very happy son/brother/hubby loving every fucking second of it. Ha.

Mom and Kate and Billie all take turns joyfully sucking me clean. Smiling. Laughing. Kissing and licking my dick and each other. Passing my extremely-happy cock back and forth between them. Deep-sucking it, then passing it off to the next and further draining me over and over and over. FUCK!!! OH YEAH... FUCK!!! WOO!!! Ha.

They all make sure to show my balls some more love too. All of them sucking them one at a time. One uber-hot blonde sucking each ball, then all three joining up and sucking together on them.

Three gorgeous, big titty blonde bitches sucking on your balls at the same fucking time... HEAVEN! HEAVEN!!!

We all pick up a beer and raise them up in the air.

"To my gorgeous piece of ass sister Kate... Welcome home, baby. And... to three chick blowjobs... THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU! WOO!"

"WOO-HOO! HAHAHAHA! YEAH!"

"Hahaha."

"To my hubby's beautiful dick and balls... HELL YEAH!"

"WOO-HOO! HAHAHA! YEAH!"

"HAHA! WOO-HOO!"

We all salute, tap bottles and cheer. What a fucking day so far. Ha.

Meanwhile... back in Earl's new sauna...

"WOO-HOO! You've got some good dick, Earl. Fuck me, baby. WOO!" Kaia's smiling away. Chewing gum. Riding Earl's hard, 75 year-old cock... facing him... as he sits on the front bench of the sauna. Kaia's legs spread real wide. Her hands holding him by the neck.

Earl's very-enthusiastically grinning from ear to ear, so fucking happy and excited to be where he's at... and in... at the moment. He's also playing with Kaia's big bouncing titties as she wildly bounces on his super-hard, 7 and a half-inch mature dick. Her sweet young pussy furiously eating that strong old meat up.

The steam and heat in the sauna are heating up even further. Creating a very heated and sweaty sex pit for the two of them.

Earl leans in and starts sucking on Kaia's perfect, perky tits while she keeps on riding him. WOO-HOOING and popping bubbles, her beautiful, super-smooth legs still spread extra-wide as she bounces on that old fucking dick.

"Oh God! Earl grunts into Kaia's breast flesh as he starts cumming inside of her... sans condom. His slightly-watery, but huge load pumping steadily up that sweet young snatch, mixing with Kaia's that she shot a couple of minutes ago. Kaia wiggles her pussy around on Earl's dick to drain it completely, the she pauses. Smiles at Earl. Blows one last bubble and pops it. Then, she gets up and smiles again.

"Thanks, Earl. That was fun." Kaia waves and smiles some more, and leaves, picking up her clothes as she passes them on the way out of the sauna. She fucks, then she leaves. My sister. Get the dick, then get the fuck outta there. Haha.

Earl's happy. He leans back on the bench behind him and takes a deep breath, wiping his sweaty brow and happily shaking his head.

"What a gal." Earl says to himself, smiling away.

Yeah, dude. Kaia's quite a gal indeed. Ha.

...

A little later...

"Thanks, George."

"You're welcome. You hear about Earl's new sauna?"

"Yeah. My sister Kaia was telling us about it earlier."

"He showed it to me the other day. It's nice, but..."

"But what?" Billie asks the liquor store manager.

"It's not as nice as my new steam room."

"Oh yeah?"

"Nope. You should come over some time and I'll show you."

"Sure. That's sound like fun. I'm sure James would like that too."

"Great. How about you two coming over tonight and checking it out?" George is smirking mischievously. Flirting pretty good with my wife. Dude loves to flirt. But, he's cool about it.

"I have to check with James first. He may have something planned for us."

"Oh... tell James that the latest issue of Boobs has already sold out. Everybody loves your beautiful boobs, doll."

"Haha. Thanks, George. I'll tell him."

"Well.. OK. Give me a call when you find out about tonight."

"Ok... I'll call ya. Bye."

"Bye, beautiful." George and Billie wave bye to each other as my Billie walks out of the store. George makes sure to watch my wife leave as closely as he can. Another old dude hooked. He's a cool dude though. Nice guy. Real friendly. Also... real horny. That's definitely in abundance around here though. Ha.

...

Later...

"Sorry that James couldn't join us, doll." George hands Billie a glass of red wine.

"Thanks. Yeah... He and Kelly are doing another photo shoot for the magazine, over in Pasadena."

"That sounds like some more really hot Kelly titty pics coming for Boobs magazine." George laughs, and winks at Billie. She laughs too, and smiles.

"Oh yeah. The two of them together equal HOT. Hahaha. I feel a little inadequate sometimes when I see them together. I mean, Kelly's so gorgeous. And James is too. They make a perfect couple."

"You pretty darn gorgeous too, sweetheart. Don't sell yourself short. You're stunning." George raises his glass to Billie. Smiling too as they start to check out his steam room.

"Awww. Thanks, George. That's really sweet." Billie smiles again. Sweet, sexy, and friendly. Damn, she's hot. And I tell her that all the time. So, there's no reason for her to ever feel inadequate about anything. Her being so beautiful and hot are two of the main reasons I married her. Ha.

After the grand tour, Billie and George decide to turn on the steam and chill. George was prepared. He's got on his white cotton towel, and speedo... Yeah... speedo. Old dude with a speedo. Seems redundant.

Billie has a pink and white sports bra and yoga pants on. Comfy attire for both.

"I have to admit, sweetheart. Your pics in Boobs really blew my mind. I mean, Kelly is always amazing herself. She really is. What a woman that lady is. But, she's always showing off the goods... to some degree. Which we all love.

You, on the other hand, are a lot more low profile in your gorgeousness. You don't flaunt it as much, so it was truly a delight to see you nude. Not just your boobs, but, the rest of you as well.

"Thanks, George." Billie raises her glass to George. A proud smile now on those beautiful lips. "I'm glad you liked them so much. I really wanted James to like them. I wanted to WOW him, so I'm really happy that I did. He loved them so much, we fucked all night long. He was so turned on by my pics. God, that was fun. Hahaha." Billie's demure grin can't hide just how proud she was turning me on as much as she did with those kinky pictures. I fucking loved them. And, that made her very-freaking happy. So, I was very-freaking happy. Simple married math. Ha.

The steam's going strong in the steam room. George has it as a moderate level. Not too steamy. You can still see pretty-clearly.

Clearly enough for Billie to see George open his robe and let it slide to the bench he's sitting on. Clearly enough for her to also see his old, but very-large, bulge that he's sporting in that thin yellow speedo he has on too.

Billie looks away, sipping her wine, and smirks, raising her eyebrows with playful innocence as well.

George is making sure to closely watch my wife's nipples hardening in that very-boob-hugging sports bra. His pleased grin beaming with intrigued, kinky-delight.

Meanwhile, over in Pasadena... At a nice and sleazy motel...

Mom and I have finished up the motel photoshoot for the next issue of Boobs. She's gonna be the covergirl again. Everybody loved the first issue she graced the cover of, so hey, why not do another one? Makes perfect sense.

I wanted to have a real gritty, dirty vibe to the pics, so I picked a cheap motel over in Pasadena that Penny and I fooled around in a few times to do the photoshoot with mom.

The room's dingy and grimy. It's got a real sleazy feel to it. Perfect for what I was going for. A cheap fireplace and kinda-filthy bear-skin rug and everything. A real trashy pad.

I'm smiling. My phone in one hand. My dick in the other.

Mom's smiling too. Stretched out in the bathtub. Getting pissed on. Yeah... I'm pissing all over my moms 34FFs. Taking pictures of it with my phone.

That strong yellow stream splashing all over those insanely gorgeous breasts. Mom opening her mouth so that I can piss in it too. She gulps down a mouthful of piss, then smiles at blows me a real sexy kiss as I wash down her titties with tons of pale yellow, dick liquor.

Mom's massive tits glistening bright with the yellow piss. Her wickedly horny smile turning me the fuck on.

She signals me over to her with her finger. Her wicked grin getting even more wicked by the fucking second.

I walk right up to her, grinning from ear to ear. Snapping pics, one after the other. Mom blows me another hot kiss, then deepthroats my entire, pissing dick. The whole fucking thing. One gulp. I growl my delight and finish pissing right down her throat. Mom softly massaging my big, hanging, pierced nuts. Cooing blissfully as she drinks me dry. God, what a fucking woman.

Tune in next time to find out just how steamy George's steam room actually gets with he and Billie in it. And more mom being mom. And more Boobs too. Can't forget them. Ha. Peace, bitches.

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08/04/2023 

Me, My Mom And Boobs Ep. 5

Aunt Beth...

"Beautiful. That's it. Don't move... God, you're gorgeous."

My favorite aunt, Beth blows me a big kiss from the sofa.

I'm taking pictures of her for the new issue of Boobs Magazine.

Beth's 38F breasts are out. Hanging over her blue sports bra. She's nursing a beer. Looking all boss-bitch sexy with those massive melons sticking out. God damn! That broad's hot!

I walk over to the sofa, and rub my soft cock all over Beth's enormous, milky-white, lactating tits, then put it to her lips, and she does the rest. Engulfing my crown and about four inches of my fat, thick-veins-riddled shaft.

I take some pics and groan. My left hand pulling my aunt's blonde head into my dick so she'll suck more of it down her fucking throat.

My pierced cock is rolling smoothly across aunt Beth's tongue as she sucks me off. She's moaning and purring so sexy as she sucks me too.

Those small gold piercings that run from the tip of my cock, all the way down to the very-bottom of my ball-sack glide over her tongue, and right down her throat. Beth is orally handling my soft monster with ease.

I back off and go back to taking titty pics. My now-growing cock wobbling around as I move all around the sofa. Snapping pics of those all natural 38Fs from just about every different angle possible. I zoom in on the twitching nipple tips after Beth tweaks them to get the milk dribbling out of them. I have a fan on, so the breeze from it blows softly across them, sending shivers through them, making them twitch constantly as small drops of milk ooze out, clinging tight to those fat, rubbery nipples.

I walk back over to Beth and lean down, sucking her milky nipples. Cleaning them with my mouth. Softly grazing my teeth across them as I suck, which makes Beth growl with blissful glee. I smirk and laugh as Beth's happy growls of glee get louder the harder I suck her leaking nipples.

I take another hundred of so pictures of Beth's totally-awesome breasts in various poses on the sofa. Milky nipples and dry nipples too. Leaning back and forward. Her massive jugs bouncing in her hands, and getting squeezed senseless by her and me. All kinds of rough nipple play too. God, my aunt's got gorgeous knockers. The second best set of tits ever... only behind my mom.

While Beth and I get things heated up even more at her place, my wife Billie's back in George's steam room...

"This really is a great steam room, George. I love the whole vibe of it. Great design as well."

"Thanks, sweetheart. It's great to have you back... Great design of those as well." George... our 73 year-old neighbor, and liquor store manager... points over at Billie's white-towel-covered boobs. She laughs. So does George.

"Well, thanks. Glad you approve." Billie giggles. She leans her blonde head back and takes in the steam. Her below-shoulder-length blonde hair is starting to get wet from the steam. She's breathing deep as the steam soaks into her sexy, milky-white skin too. She's smiling, having a nice, relaxing time with George.

The steam's on about a low to medium level now, so the visibility is still very-nice. And George is taking full advantage of it, gawking hard at my woman... and those incredible, all natural 34DD boobs of hers.

"Did you tell James about your first visit to my steam room?" George pours a glass of red wine for Billie, then one for himself. He hands a glass to Billie then taps glasses with her.

"A little. I told him how good it looked, and how much I liked it."

"What about the other stuff?"

George smirks. Billie giggles, then sips her wine.

"No. We just fooled around a little. Nothing much to tell." My busty-blonde-beauty wife playfully grins at ol' George. Raising her eyebrows at him as she sips her wine.

"Well... that was your idea, doll. Not mine." George raises his glass in salute to Billie and wickedly winks at her. She giggles again.

"I know. I know. You're sweet, George. I just wasn't in the mood for more. Some boob sucking and a handjob was enough. Don't get greedy." Billie playfully giggles and smiles at George as she sips her wine again. She's teasing him very-nicely.

"Well..." George leans confidently back against the bench behind him, his slightly chubby belly spreading out, and opens his own, white cotton towel, exposing his large, resting, mature cock. It's laid out on his left thigh. "... this is your SECOND visit. So, maybe..." Another flirtatious smirk from ol' George as he drinks his wine.

Billie laughs. She likes George. He's a charming, funny guy. She enjoys flirting with him too.

"We'll see." Billie unties her towel, and lets it fall to the bench. She seductively-stirs her finger around in her wine, then sucks it like she sucks a cock to tease ol' George. She very-provocatively pops her finger out of her mouth and smiles nice and sexy at George. "Like I said... Don't get greedy, George." Billie sticks her incredibly-gorgeous rack out, shakes it a little to tease George again, and laughs, mischievously shaking her eyebrows at George as well, then sipping her wine again also.

George grins even wider and more perverted. Sensing this visit may just be even more fruitful than the first one.

Back at aunt Beth's pad...

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Beth finishes off my cum. She's on her knees in front of the sofa, drinking down the last bits of it as she sucks me, and jerks my shaft. God, it feels freaking awesome too. Those sexy lips hugging and slurping my rod. That kinky tongue bathing my crown and upper shaft with so much cock-loving saliva. Damn, dude. Damn.

"Soooooo good, big daddy. Yummy. Hahaha." Beth smirks as she watches one final drop of cum slowly roll out of my piss slit as she slowly jerks my shaft. Her hand under my crown, pulling the flesh on my dick all the way up.

She sticks her tongue out and laps it up, then sucks my entire fucking dick right down her throat. The whole damn thing. Fourteen-pierced-inches of meat.

Beth sucks all the way back up and pops her mouth off of my head and smiles at me. Winking, then nibbling on my sensitive head while I grunt like mad. I'm absolutely loving her tremendous oral skills.

Another successful photoshoot. This one starring my favorite aunt... and the cover girl of this month's issue of Boobs Magazine.

I see another huge seller for this month. Huge tits = huge, porn-mag seller. Makes sense. Ha.

Back in George's brand new steam room...

"Wow, George... that's a lot of pee."

Billie wipes her eye and giggles. She's on her knees in the steam room, with George standing in front of her, smirking like crazy as he continues to piss all over her magnificent, sweaty titties.

George's senses were correct. This time in the steam room is definitely much more fruitful than the first one was... and much wetter too.

His piss splashes my wife's natural jugs continually as he moves it back and forth across both. A little bit of it splashed up into Billie's left eye, so she's wiping it out. She watches her boobs get piss washed while she holds them up and jiggles them around. She teasingly sticks out her tongue, and George proves he's not one to ever miss an opportunity for kinky entertainment. He moves his dick upwards and pisses on Billie's outstretched tongue. Chuckling and winking at her as she laughs. Billie lets the piss run off of her tongue, down to her already-drenched, jiggling boobs.

"Not bad, George. Not bad at all. Almost as nice as the wine." Billie laughs again and winks up at 73 year-old George as he keeps pissing on her. Mostly on her boobs. But, he does point his pissing old monster at Billie's face and splashes that, then he moves his dick quickly back down to her boobs.

Billie's buzzed on five glasses of very-tasty red wine, and her inhibitions are pretty freaking low. She smiles with piss dripping from her face as George finishes drenching her absolutely gorgeous, DD boobs with it. His piss now dribbling out. He shakes his dick a couple of times and admires his work. Grinning proudly from ear to ear.

He decides to push his luck. He points his dick at Billie's mouth, wiggling it around to entice her to suck it. She laughs again and shakes her head at George's persistent desire for her, still buzzed from the wine and the steam all around them. She's sweaty, soaked with piss... and horny. So...

Billie sticks her tongue out again and licks the tip of George's cock. A few drops of piss start dribbling out again, falling right onto Billie's dancing tongue. She smirks extra-naughty up at the old guy, then she engulfs his dick. Just the head. She sucks hard on it. Drinking down the drops of piss already on her tongue and sucking hard for more.

George growls his happy thank you, and puts his left hand on the back of Billie's head, pulling it to him. Forcing more of his big old dick into my wife's intensely-sucking mouth.

His smirk of immense joy is beaming with sexually-fueled, kinky-bliss. He starts fucking Billie's mouth as she bounces her piss drenched boobs in her hands, while she sucks on George's mature, thumping-hard 9 inch cock.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Such a tasty cock. I love it." Billie winks up at George as she softly sucks his thick, veiny rod while he slowly fucks her mouth.

"Thank you, sweetheart. I love your sexy mouth sucking on it too. God! I love it!" George growls.

Billie laughs again, smiling around that veiny old dick. It's thick, but not overly thick. Smooth, but veiny too. Billie keeps moaning as she keeps sucking, as Georgie keeps fucking... her mouth. Billie still bouncing and squeezing her boobs in her hands as she sucks too. Swallowing all of that slimy precum that's pouring into her mouth.

She feels George's dick jump in her mouth and knows what's coming... or cumming. Ha.

George lets go of Billie's head for awhile, and closes his eyes, growling and groaning for his impending cum.

Billie sucks faster. Bobbing her below-shoulder-length, blonde-haired head on that big old dick and swinging her head and hair around as she goes.

George holds Billie's blonde head on his cock again, and grunts repeatedly... and then, starts shooting his jizz into her mouth. Several quick blasts of cum pumping fast into Billie's beautifully-sucking mouth. She coos away, loving the rush of tasty, gooey seed battering the back of her throat. She gladly drinks it all and sucks for more as George stands there, holding her blonde head, pumping his mature dick... and seed... deep into her mouth.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm." Billie moans contently as she lets George's spent cock slowly slip from her mouth. She smiles up at him and giggles at his very, very-happy grin back down at her.

"You've got some tasty cum, George. That was delicious. Thanks." Billie giggles again and quickly licks the tip of her tongue on the tip of George's dick, making it jump around so excitedly. They both laugh at that. And George growls away, so fucking happy that Billie dropped by to see his new steam room... for the second... and much more fruitful... time. Ha.

When I saw Billie later in the evening, she told all about George's steam room again. I could tell by the way she was smiling and talking that she had a blast... a kinky one. She didn't get too specific though. She wanted to, but I told her not to. I wanted to not know what she did. It's hotter that way.

I fucked her tits in the bathroom... and in our bed... and took some more pics of all of it so I could slip them in on the new issue of the magazine... with aunt Beth on the cover. It's gonna be a big seller, and I'm really excited to see it all put together. Billie is too. Hey, another day... another successful magazine shoot. Boobs rule the world, dude. They rule the freaking world. Ha. Peace.

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08/04/2023 

Kelly Madison Does Mardi Gras

"God, babe. I love it here. I absolutely love it. MWAH! Thank you so much for bringing me. Haha."

My fiancée Kelly Madison gives me a huge, happy, horny hug... and a big ass kiss too. Oh yeah. She's a gorgeous, beautiful, perfectly amazing kissing queen.

Her huge titties rubbing on my chest, driving me fuck crazy... as always.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. My man has such soft lips. Hehe. Yum."

I could have... and have... said the same thing about my chick's ass. I'm squeezing on it nice and naughty in our hotel room, by the balcony door. I slide my hands right down those thin gray yoga pants and squeeze away on Kelly's heavenly booty, bare and nasty. My middle finger sneaking it's way into her ass crack, and right up her very welcoming... and winking... rosebud.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. God, yes. Finger my butt, baby. Hehe. Yeahhhhhhhh." Kelly smiles, licks my lips, then sucks them. Cooing very blissfully as my finger fucks her sweet milf booty just like my cock did in the airplane bathroom on the way here.

I've gotten Kelly into anal fun much more than she was with her ex. She got divorced about two years ago, and we've been very happily together ever since. We're getting hitched next month. And God... it's been fun as all fuck being with her. The titty queen, now the butt fuck queen also. Tits and ass. My soon to be wife has 'em both in spades. Very, very, very sexy spades. (Happy fiancee smirk)

I love Mardi Gras. Whether Kelly's with me or not. I've been coming down here for about 35 years. Kelly and I are both the same age. We're 54. We also both love boobs. Hers especially. Ha. And... we both love butt sex. Again... hers especially.

Kelly and I hit the bar across the street before we came up to our room. We each had a couple of hurricanes. Yep... my bitch can handle her liquor just like me. We really are made for each other.

We've been downing a couple of beers in the room too. In between fucking in the shower, and Kelly drinking my piss when I had to take a leak afterwards. My chick's the life of any freaking party. A regular one, or a one on one, naughty and nasty one.

"Let's go outside, and see what's poppin' downstairs." Kelly giggles, and grabs my hands... once I pull them outta her pants... and leads me out to the patio.

It's a madhouse down there on the street. Thousands of peeps walking around, drinking, cheering, desperately wanting to get as fucked up and freaky as possible, dancing... and... oh yeah... flashing for beads. Titties, pussies, asses, and dicks. It's one giant party. A sex fueled freak party. My kinda party. There's even peeps in the alley across the street, fucking all kinds of ways. On both sides of the street. Fuck yeah. I point them out to Kelly. She laughs and watches, yelling over, and happily cheering them on, drinking her third beer... on top of the two hurricanes earlier.

Kelly's long blonde hair swaying around in the cool breeze as she watches the naughty freaks across the street fuck for everyone who can see, to see.

It doesn't take long for a few horny motherfuckers down below to start chanting for Kelly to flash them. Can't blame 'em there. She's the hottest bitch there is. She laughs again, looking at me, waiting for the OK. I grin, and lean in to her, and give it.

"Whip 'em out, baby." I kiss Kelly's neck, and grin all kinky and funky fresh, leaning on the railing, so ready to be watch my chick do her kinky perv thing.

Kelly smiles extra naughty and sexy, then pulls down her very low cut white spandex top, letting her all natty 34FFs pour all out. That gets a massive cheer from the half drunk, and extra horny, freaks down below. It also gets a ton of beads being thrown up at us from the street. We catch them... most of them. I put them around Kelly's neck, and watch her excitedly shake those mighty money makers for her adoring, buzzed up fans below. She dances around, smiling so happy, and bounces up and down, shaking those massive knockers extra wild and crazy.

The crowd quickly gets even bigger, chanting, "AWESOME TITS! AWESOME TITS! AWESOME TITS!" Never have truer words ever been chanted. Ha.

I turn her around, bend her over, her beautiful ass facing the railing, and yank her yoga pants down. Kelly shakes that sweet naked ass for the crazy peeps below. She and I both slap it as she shakes it. That again, gets one helluva huge cheer. "YOU'RE SO FUCKING HOT!" and "WHAT AN ASS!" blare out and up from the street. Very excited, and very horny, dudes... and chicks... cheering on my incredibly gorgeous fiancée as she dances that sweet, supple ass around for them all. Bouncing it. Slapping it. Squeezing it. And spreading it, for them all. What a sweet, uber hot piece of ass Kelly is. (Grinning from ear to ear with loving perv pride)

Tons more beads come flying up at us. They land all over the patio, and on Kelly, who's still bent over, very wickedly bouncing that booty for her liquored up, and very rowdy fans down below.

Kelly's stands up, covered in multi colored beads. She kisses me so deep, dirty, and loving, her beer still in her hand.

"FUCK HER! FUCK HER! FUCK HER!" We both laugh as we kiss. I like these peeps. Certainly the way they think. Ha.

I move Kelly over in front of me, and lean her over to the railing. I squat down behind her, and start eating that extra delicious coochie pie. My oh Mardi Gras freaky fun my. My tongue twirling around inside that thin landing strip topped pussy. Kelly's succulent juices pouring all over it. I roll my tongue around, lapping at her pulsating pink walls, sucking on her puffy labia too as Kelly smiles back at me, lustfully licking around her wet and creamy, cherry red lips. Fuck! Kelly's got the sexiest lips ever!

The cheering and bead throwing from below continues as I kiss Kelly's coochie, and stand up, slapping her jiggly rump. She moans happily, blowing me a big sexy kiss. She also reaches back, and spreads her ass cheeks for me, laughing and sticking her tongue out as she goes, popping her pussy at me as I grin. Oh yeah. This bitch is gonna get it extra good. Hahaha.

I rub my half hard, tattooed monster up and down Kelly's dripping wet slit. She moans deep and happy once more, grinning so bright and happy, her eyes closed as more beads fly up, and land on her back. Kelly sucks on her bottom lip as I enter her. Slowly. One fat throbbing inch after the other. My dick only half hard, but still huge. All of those shiny gold stars tattooed all over my dick and balls throbbing so good, non stop, as I slowly slide up the sweetest, most beautifully comfy pussy ever.

I reach up and grab Kelly's long blonde hair, and wrap it around my right hand, pulling on it as I start fucking her deep and hard. Her pussy stretched so tight around my extra thick meat, sucking wickedly on it, pulling it in even further. Oh fuck! What a feeling.

We fuck for everyone's enjoyment... and certainly for ours. My now fully hard cock banging extra deep, hard, and fast into Kelly's cumming twat. Her silky sweet cream soaking the beads still left on the patio floor.

The fans below cheering us on non stop. "MAKE HER CUM! FUCK THAT BITCH! JIZZ HER SNATCH! And, FUCK HER ASS NEXT!" making Kelly and I both laugh. She leans back, and kisses me so passionately, caressing my face as we swap public sex freaks spit, then sucking extra hard on my tongue. Kelly's quivering all over, so excited to be fucking in front of a live audience at Mardi Gras. Her nipples are bouncing up and down, so fucking hard. She's so immensely excited... and so am I.

I give the fans below what they want. I made my chick cum, and now...

I pull out, and Kelly takes over, reaching back and jerking my meaty monster between us. It throbs so damn hard in her expertly skilled hands. She rubs it in her ass crack, then rubs the mushroom crown on her very turned on anus. It's winking so hard. Kelly's grinning so wide.

Kelly coos right at me, licking so wickedly at my lips again, smiling real fucking happy as my fourteen tattooed inches of Mardi Gras public fucking fame slides slowly up her tight, but very excitedly welcoming ass. Twitching and thumping all the way up there. FUCKING AWESOME FEELING!

Kelly kisses me, moaning loud, right into my mouth as I inch up her ass... while the horny ass peeps below raucously cheer again, throwing even more beads up at us. Fucking amazing, wild and funky shit for sure.

Kelly freakishly fucks my dick with her ass, really pumping and working the fuck outta my dick with her booty, chugging down the last of her beer, rubbing the can all over her sweaty melons, then tossing the empty can down to her fans below. Woo-hooing so happy and freaky as she does.

She winks down at the bald, fat freak that catches it, shaking her titties around for him as I take over and fuck her ass. Deep thrusts. My crotch smacking her ass cheeks and thighs every time I shove my meat pipe deep up her dancing dumper.

Kelly cums again, shooting her mighty, milky load at the wall behind us, right between my fucking legs. Awesome aim. Totally fucking awesome! Ha.

Kelly's 34FFs flop around extra crazy under her as I deep dick her booty hole. I pull Kelly back to me, and get her to open her mouth. She smiles wide, and opens wide, drinking down the beer from my can as I pour it right into her fucking sexy as all fuck mouth. I kiss her brains out. So fucking excited by, and horny for, my woman.

The fans below let out a very raucous cheer when I finally pull out of Kelly's dirty dancing ass, and shove back up her dripping wet, intensely quivering snatch. I cum immediately. BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!!! Kelly excitedly yells down to the crowd that I'm jizzing her snatch... as they requested. We both laugh... and get more beads thrown up at us... as the crowd chants and cheers like crazy. Everyone's turned the fuck on, and it's fucking beautiful! My cum pumps heavy and deep into my insanely sexy chick's palpitating blonde milf snatch.

Kelly leans back into me again, and kisses me as I fill her up with extra creamy, pearly white seed. My hands pawing roughly at those uber beautiful boobs of hers. Both of us groaning and growling happily as we kiss. The crowd loudly chanting thank yous up to us. It's such a freak happy atmosphere. Fucking cool ass shit. What a fucking trip so far. Hell fucking yeah! I fucking love Mardi Gras, bitches! WOO!!!

A little later...

"God... this is my favorite trip ever! Haha. I LOVE IT HERE, BABY! WOO-HOO!!!" Kelly's feeling it. All happy and frisky feeling. Dancing around so happy with me. We're out on the street, holding hands, strolling through the French Quarter. I'm smiling, watching my woman having such a great time. I'm so in love. So in love. I found the perfect woman. Perfect for me in every way possible. I've never felt this way about any other chick that I've been with. I guess that's why I'm gonna make Kelly my first wife. If you're gonna get married... you might as well start at the top. I'm marrying the hottest bitch ever. I swing for the fences, dude. And, I've hit a grand slam homerun this time for sure. Yeah!

Kelly changed from earlier. She's now wearing a very short and tight, black minidress, that's open down the front to her trim waist. Massive cleavage on fleek. Black stripper pumps on too. No bra. No panties. Easy access for me. Such a sweet, thoughtful fiancée she is. Ha. Awesome. Kelly's her own level of awesome. Her own level of gorgeous. Adjectives can't accurately describe her.

Her long blonde hair flowing down her back so freaking sexy. Kelly smells amazing too. My woman is the sweetest smelling chick that's ever walked the earth. She's just naturally sweet scented. God, she's amazing.

"Oh my God. I can't believe I ran into you. I caught your beer can earlier. I'm Steve."

The fat, bald dude from earlier greets us. Dude's super excited to finally meet Kelly.

"I've seen all of your movies. I've been a member of your sites for years. Are you guys gonna start one?"

"Hmmmmm. I'm pretty sure that we are. Hehe. You're so sweet Steve. It's a pleasure to meet you. Oh my God, you kept the beer can." Kelly giggles when Steve shows her the titty sweat covered beer can she threw down from the balcony earlier.

"Oh yeah! I'm keeping this forever. My God, you wiped it on your boobs. This is now my favorite thing ever. It's gonna get its own trophy case." Steve lifts it up proudly, and grins. Kelly laughs, and applauds so happy. She loves her fans. And, they most definitely love her.

We chat for a few. Seems like Steve is a pretty chill dude. He's a graphic artist from Chicago. He tells Kelly and I that he's been working on a comic book starring Kelly. He asks us if we want to go up to his room and check it out.

"Oh my God. I'm honored. My own comic book. Hehehe."

"Yeah. We can check it out." I give the ok. I know Kelly's excited to see it. We can pick back up on our French Quarter happy perv stroll tour later.

We head up to Steve's room. The fat, bald, middle aged fan can barely contain himself. He's so geeked out that he finally gets to not only meet Kelly Madison at Mardi Gras... And get a signature Kelly Madison titty sweat covered beer can from her... but, he also gets to show her his comic book, starring her. Kelly hugs my arm and kisses my cheek repeatedly... purring extra sexy for me... as we walk down the street to Steve's hotel. What a woman. My happy smile can't get any bigger.

A little later... In Steve's hotel suite...

"OH MY GOD... I love it, Steve. You made me look so good. Haha."

"That was the easy part. You're already perfect. I just had to transfer that to comic book form."

"Awwww. Thank you, doll." Kelly hugs Steve. She's checking out his comic book... The Naughty Adventures Of Super Kelly... as we chill, and drink another beer. I'm chillin' in a chair, watching my woman over at the table, look over the comic book. Steve's standing beside her. He's grinning from ear to ear cause Kelly loves his work. He was desperately hoping that she would.

Kelly brings the comic over to me, and sits in my lap, showing me everything. Dude has talent. He nailed Kelly in comic form. He did the impossible. He made her look every bit as hot in comic form as she does in real life.

She's wearing a very, very form fitting, black leather superhero get-up, mask, and cape, and all in the comic. A yellow, Super Kelly across her massive, superheroine rack.

"WOW! Look at the cock on this bad guy, babe. It's almost as big as yours. Hehe. So veiny too. Yum."

Kelly closely checks it all out, wowed by every kinky illustration. Steve really is talented... and horny. He's got Super Kelly getting fucked on every page. My kinda comic book for sure. Ha.

"I'm really glad you like it. I was worried that you might not. It's a big relief. Whew." Steve chuckles, taking a deep breath, and smiling.

"I absolutely love it, Steve. I love it! You're so talented. Wow."

We talk some more. Steve tells us about his job, and his other private activities. Seems like he's a big stripper fan. He spends a lot of time in strip clubs... when he's not working, or making Super Kelly porn comics in his spare time. Been there, done that. The strip club part. Ha.

Steve can't take his eyes off of Kelly's boobs in that skimpy black minidress. She sees it, and whispers to me. Giggling and grinning. Kelly loves attention. The more, the better.

She makes sure to turn to each side as much as possible so her dress top will open as much as possible. Gotta show that super spectacular cleavage. Or that, Super Kelly spectacular cleavage, if you will. Ha.

Steve's staring, and swallowing hard, trying not to be too damn obvious about his immense lust for my woman's very tasty curves. He's losing on that one though. Kelly and I both smirk. We're both enjoying how excited he is by her. It's a big turn-on for me. I love seeing how turned on Kelly makes others. It always makes me feel so damn good, knowing that I get to fuck the woman that so many others wanna fuck so bad themselves.

"Steve... hmmm... do you think my boobs look as good as Super Kelly's do?" Kelly whips out her titties real quick for her talented, very horny fan. "What do you think? Hehe." Kelly grins extra naughty, swaying her bare beauties side to side for ol' Steve to drool and lust over. Dude almost passes out on the couch. I grab her right one and squeeze. Shaking it as I squeeze, just to tease ol' Steve a little more.

"How bad do you wanna do that, Steve?" I ask as I squeeze Kelly's massive boob even harder. She moans real happy to that.

"Ummm..." Before he can gather his wits to answer, Kelly gets up, smiles at me, then smiles over at Steve.

"I have a better idea, babe. I think Steve would probably like a lap dance a little more than just a titty squeeze. I'm guessing. Hehe. I mean... he does love strippers." Kelly playfully wiggles her eyebrows back at me, and blows me a big, sexy kiss, then she grabs her phone from her purse and turns on some music. She sits her phone down on the coffee table, right by the bowl of condoms Steve has sitting there. Wishful thinking on his part, I assume. Ha.

Kelly starts dancing, smiling wickedly, swaying her trim, but still very sexy hips, her smooth, supple ass... and her huge, hefty boobs around. Enticing Steve.. and me... so perfectly.

She moves over to Steve, winking back at me before she does, and stands right in front of him, reaching over, and softly rubbing her finger across his stunned, but very, very happy face. She tickles his chubby chin, shaking her bare titties at him, giggling at how hard he's gawking at her... and them.

Kelly turns away from Steve, winking at me, and blowing me another extra sexy kiss, then she sticks her booty back at him, wiggling it around for his immense, intensely staring enjoyment.

I watch, and rub my crotch, smirking as I watch my wife sit down on Steve's fat lap, and grind it. Kelly blows me another kiss, licking her tongue out at me and winking at me, giggling all sexy as well. She leans back into Steve, tickling the side of his face as she grinds slowly on his crotch. Back and forth, then twirling around. Damn, my woman's one sexy ass lap dancer.

Steve is outta his mind turned on. He looks like he's scared to move though, fearing he might cum way too soon. Kelly's grinning extra sexy, wiggling her eye popping tits around as she slowly twirls around on Steve's lap. Kelly's hips really putting on the sexually heated grinding action, big time. Slo-mo, then quick, alternating speeds of her crotch grind work, then rocking back and forth on Steve's bulge, her back, and the top of her mini dress covered butt cheeks, bumping into his fat belly each time she slides back.

Kelly watches me watch her, blowing me sexy kisses continually. Smiling playfully and oh so turned on at me as she grinds that very excitedly twitching bulge.

Kelly leans back, and rubs her face on Steve's chubby, sweaty face, grinning so seductively at me the whole time. Steve's bald head glistening with beads of sweat. Kelly grabs his nervously scared hands, and plants them right on her massive jugs, letting Steve play with his dream titties. We definitely have really good titty taste in common. For sure.

Steve manages to gather up the courage to finally squeeze on Kelly's world famous tits as she swings them side to side, still grinding on his now, rock hard bulge in his gray sweatpants. Kelly's still grinning at me, loving the fact that I'm watching her give Steve a very sexy lap dance... while I'm playing with myself.

Steve swallows hard as he thoroughly gropes my chick's boobs, sweating profusely as well, as Kelly speeds up her crotch grinding show. Back and forth, then around in a circle, lifting up off of his crotch just enough to barely touch his dick as she swirls her pussy and ass around on it. You can see Steve's hard dick jump around in his sweatpants... he's obviously going commando... as Kelly works it so perfectly. You also can see precum stains on his lap from his dick being so excited by Kelly's sensual lap work. Dude has tons of precum in him... and now outta him, on his light gray sweatpants.

I whip my cock out of my black leather pants, and stroke it. That turns Kelly on even more. She licks her wet and creamy red lips at the sight of my hand pumping my half hard meat monster. She licks her kinky tongue out at me, really working it for me, blowing me yet another super sexy kiss, grinning so happy and horny as well. Kelly fucking rocks. Period.

"Come with me, Steve." Kelly winks wickedly at me, and gets up, grabbing her phone, then Steve's hand as he gets up as well. His average sized hard dick pointing out, tenting out his sweatpants. A big wet spot right on the center of his crotch. I snicker. Kelly smirks extra sexy as she walks over to me, leans over, and whispers in my ear, "just imagine what we're doing in there while you jerk off out here, my love." Kelly kisses me, giggling seductively, then winks again, and leads Steve to his bedroom, waving back at me, and blowing me one more hot kiss.

I smirk mightily as I watch my massively sexy, soon to be wife wiggle her sweet ass at me as she and Steve head into his bedroom. Kelly calmly shutting the door behind them. Wickedly waving at me once more as the door closes.

I jerk my thumping hard cock as I imagine what Kelly is doing with the fat, bald, almost 50 year old nerd. I can hear some groaning noises, but nothing else.

My hand steadily pumps my bulging meat pipe, so intensely turned on by my chick. So completely excited by the most gorgeous sex vixen ever. The image of her sucking, or fucking... or both... that bald, fat nerd's small cock while I pump my huge one makes my mighty monster thump and throb so insanely hard in my hand. The gold stars on my dick each pounding and aching as the blood races more and more to my already overly excited monster rod.

Precum pours from my gaping piss slit. My hand getting glazed by it as I jerk off. My perverted fiancee mind racing. Is Kelly sucking his dick? Is she drinking his nerd seed? Is he fucking her pussy? Or maybe her tight ass? What are they fucking doing? Damn! I wanna know!!! But... I also don't wanna know. That's what's such a turn-on. Not knowing. Fuck! I keep on jerking. Listening for more clues as to what is going on in that fucking bedroom. I close my eyes and jerk my cock faster. My dick twitching and bulging so fucking much. So fucking turned on by my fucking perfect sex temptress fiancée. My hand gripping my very thick shaft, tighter. My cock bulging more and more. It's so fucking hard! I jerk it faster... and faster! More precum glazing my hand as it pumps out, onto my tattooed mushroom crown.

What the Fuck are they doing in there???? My mind can't stop obsessing over it. My fourteen inch tattooed dick can't stop throbbing over it either. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!! DAMNNNNNN! I jerk my raging hard meat even fucking faster! Fuck! I'm gonna fucking cum!!! NO!!!!!

My heart's pounding. My mind's racing. My hand's jerking. My cock's thumping... harder and harder and harder!!!

Then... I get a text. It's a fucking pic from Kelly. She's smiling sweet and deviously at her camera, her tongue pout and licking towards the camera to tease me, her massive milf jugs wrapped tight around Steve's precum spewing, condom covered rod, fucking it hillbilly silly. She's blowing me kisses as she and he both fuck her tits, and his cock with her tits. Her caption reads, "be right there, stud. I hope you haven't cum yet. Hehehe." I laugh. My chick almost made me shoot my shit before I fucked her again. So damn close. Kinky bitch. Ha. I take a deep breath and chill. Smirking mightily. Fuck! I want my bitch! Now!

A minute mater, the bedroom door opens, and Kelly comes out, holding Steve's hand as she leads him over to me. I can see he's cum in his condom. Kelly's magical jugs claiming another very happy victim.

Kelly smiles so seductively at me, then kneels down in front of me, lapping at the shiny precum coating my crown and hand. She licks it up, and smacks her very lusty, and very succulent lips at me after she drinks it down, smiling so happy. Another sexy kiss blown my merry way, then she turns to Steve.

"Lose that condom, Steve. Put another one on, and..." Kelly gets on all fours, pulls her tight black minidress up over her booty, and slaps her ass at Steve. He can't stop grinning... and staring. His dick jumping around wild and freaky as he obsessively stares at Kelly's sweet sexy booty wiggling at him. "... do my butt while I suck my man's gorgeous dick. Haha." Kelly very mischievously wiggles her eyebrows at me, and Steve, then she blows me another sweet/super horned up kiss, and very anxiously gobbles up my dick, deepthroating the entire thing in one mighty gulp.

Steve takes about five seconds to hurriedly put on another condom from the bowl on the table... it finally pays off I see... and quickly get behind Kelly, rubbing his condom covered boner on her winking rosebud. He growls with immense delight, then pushes in, groaning outta fucking control as his five incher slips right in that divinely welcoming ass.

Kelly smiles so wickedly sexy around my dick as she bobs on it. She loves getting thumped in the butt, so even though Steve's dick isn't mine... she's still enjoying the feeling of it taking her tight butt for a fun, bumpy ride.

We double dick my incredibly perfect, blonde beauty chick for a good ten minutes. My hands on Kelly's blonde head, pushing her head down further on my cock. She licks all around my tattooed nuts as her lips press right into my crotch after she bottoms out on my cock. She moans from her love of my mighty cock, and also from Steve's steady butt fucking he's giving her. Dude's holding up well after the titty fuck in his bedroom. He's gripping Kelly's sleek hips as he fucks her butt with quick hard thrusts. Shaking his head around and growling loud. Feeling fucking fantastic. Kelly and I both laugh. He's so excited. He certainly picked the right chick to have a huge crush on.

Kelly's 34FFs flop around so beautifully under her as she furiously slurps my monster meat, smiling up at me, and swirling her long blonde hair around as she now, so ravenously fucks my dick with her throat.

A couple of minutes later, Steve thrusts up Kelly's tight, sexually charged dancing booty once more, and cums in there, shooting his gooey seed in his condom. His body shaking from cumming twice after fucking Kelly. First, her tits. Now, her ass. What a crazy night for ol' Steve.

I start creaming down Kelly's throat right after Steve cums in his condom. Kelly deepthroats me once more, and holds my dick perfectly still in her throat, gulping down my entire wad with her gorgeous green eyes locked right on mine. Her eyes sparkling with fierce lust, and extra kinky, carnally intense love. I grin back, groaning happily as I pump my sticky seed straight down Kelly Madison's cum greedy throat. What a night for me too. Being with Kelly makes that a nightly occurrence.

Afterwards, we exchange numbers with Steve and have another beer... or two. We talk more about Super Kelly and his vision for the comic book series. Kelly's really excited. I'm digging the idea too.

Steve can't get over his luck this evening. From the titty sweat beer can to fucking those same titties, to fucking Kelly's ass, it's been a funky ass whirlwind for her long time fan from Chi Town.

Kelly takes a couple of pics with Steve for him to prove to his friends back home that he did indeed get to fool around with Super Kelly herself. Then, we head out. Buzzed, happy... and still, very much horny.

After leaving Steve's hotel, Kelly and I merrily made our way down Bourbon Street, dancing, making out, and meeting all kinds of bead crazy, party crazed peeps.

We met an old couple from Maryland. Dave and Diane are in their 70's. Both in great shape. Tan and fit. Diane was rocking a bunch of beads. When she flashed me, I could see why. She's got gorgeous cans. Only slightly saggy, DD cup jugs, all jiggle happy, and so damn soft. She let me play with them for a couple of minutes while Dave did the same with Kelly's knockers. Damn, she had nice tits. So fucking soft. I can still feel those tan, mature beauties in my hands. Gorgeous tits.

Dave and I sucked whipped cream off of Kelly and Diane's huge jugs as they drank, and wildly cheered us on. Peeps walking by, drinking, chanting and cheering, and taking pics. Fun shit for sure.

Kelly blew me in an alley about two blocks from Steve's hotel. I filmed it with my phone. Kelly bobbing so hungrily on my incessantly throbbing meat pipe, smiling so wide from her knees when I came down her throat for the second time in the evening.

Kelly happily danced her way down Bourbon Street with me, drinking, kissing me, and flashing anybody near us. On the street, and up in their hotel, or in the many bars. Her titties got so much attention... and so many beads. Fuck! There were so many damn beads. Kelly's pussy got five hundred alone... I counted them... when she stopped in front of a bar, and very excitedly played with her dripping wet coochie, cumming twice, while the crowd around us raucously cheered her on, and filmed it... just like I did.

We went back to our hotel at about 3 in the morning, and fucked. Kelly on all fours on our bed, loudly cheering, and absolutely loving my giant, gold stars covered dick once again in her oh so jiggly booty. I banged that delightfully beautiful, and comfy ass for two more hours.

We took a break after an hour. Ate a snack. Made out. And, got back to the butt banging freak show. Kelly riding me like I'm her personal mechanical bull... which I guess I am. Ha. She rode me cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, thrilling my cock, swirling her arm around and wildly woo-hooing her gorgeous self, horny bitch crazy as she bounced that tight milf butt non stop on my throbbing monster cock for the rest of the hour. Our bed rockin' so damn hard. Both of us banging on the headboard, and the wall. Must've been fun for the couple next door. It sure as hell was for us. Oh fuckity fuck yeah! WOO!!!!! HA!

I'm so in love with my woman. And I can't wait to marry her. We're definitely coming back to Mardi Gras next year... and every year after that. More titties. More ass. More Kelly Madison. Again... Oh Fuckity Fuck Yeah! Ha!

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08/04/2023 

My Mom, My Wife, My Slut

My mom Kelly (Kelly Madison) just so happens to be my wife Kelly. And, she also just so happens to be my slut Kelly. Yeah... the hat trick of female awesomeness.

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"WHEW! DAMN! NOW THAT'S HOW YOU FUCK! WHEW!"

I just got through pussy thumping mom/Kelly on the balcony of our hotel room for about two hours or so. She was bent over the rail, smiling and waving down at all of the nice and carnally entertained other hotel guests watching from below while I railed her beautiful brains out from behind. Those all natty 34FF boobs flopping and swaying around freely, much to the immense appreciation of the crow cheering us on.

Mom's pussy discharge is dripping and pooling all over the patio. I look around and down, and see it all... and just smile at that. I did good... real good.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Kelly leans back and kisses me, softly caressing my chin as we passionately kiss. My hands firmly gripping and groping the world's greatest tits. We're still getting some "HELL YEAH" and "FUCK THAT BITCH" chants from below. Mom and I laugh into each other's mouths as we lovingly swap mother/son spit.

Fucking my mom/wife is always the most fun thing I can do. My love for the woman is eternally powerful and blazing hot. She gave birth to me. She raised me. She loves me. She fucks me. She excites me. She mesmerizes me daily. Mom's the perfect woman. In every way possible.

"My man gets sexier every day. Hehe. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. And tastier too. Hehehe. Yum." Mom sucks my tongue, tickling my chin as I shake and squeeze those insanely luscious udders of hers. A moment of pure sexually driven delight between a mother and son. God, I'm in love.

There's a knock on the door. I ignore it initially. I finally stop playing with my wife, and answer it after a minute or so. Kelly smiling and smacking my ass as I head back into the room. She stays on the patio, blowing kisses down to and shaking her tits for, her fans outside.

Another guest from down the hall stopped by to personally thank us for the show. I invite him in.

"That was an amazing performance. You and your wife put on an epic fuck show for us. I just wanted to thank you guys for it."

"Thanks. Mom makes it really easy."

"Mom?"

"Yeah... I'm married to my mom." I hand the old guy a drink.

"Really? Haha. Kinky. I like that." He tips his glass as a thank you, and drinks. A kinky smirk plastered on his very mature face.

Mom finally walks in. She introduces herself, smiling so beautifully bright and happy. The old dude... Harry is his name... is totally mesmerized by my wife/mom. Join the crowd, dude.

Mom/Kelly is naked. Those huge hefty knockers swaying so seductively. Her long blonde hair framing that perfect milf face so perfectly. Her radiantly beautiful smile and sparkling green eyes are hypnotic. Harry feels it. And mom senses it.

"It's so nice to meet you, Harry. You're cute." Mom being mom. Always the hot tease. She grabs a beer, and pops it open, drinking some. Spilling a little on her chest, which she turns into a very hot production. She raises her hefty melons and slowly licks up the drops of Bud Lite that are slowly rolling around on them. Mischievously smirking and winking at Harry as he licks his lips and stares at the awesomely sexy sight. Totally entranced by the sexiest woman ever to the walk the earth.

I just smirk myself. I have a feeling we're gonna have a new, fun friend. And mom's gonna have another hardcore horny fan on her hands.

Mom kisses me after she cleans up the beer from her tits, letting Harry watch us make-out. My hands slap and grab, nice and tight, onto her gorgeous, jiggly ass. Making sure to turn it towards Harry so he can get a very clear view of my booty groping... and of mom's gorgeous booty itself.

Harry rubs his old crotch as he downs his drink. He pours himself another one while mom and I make-out. Our tongues fucking wildly in our mouths. My hands squeezing her butt cheeks so rough and deep. Mom cooing so blissfully, deep into my mouth. Awesome.

Turns out Harry is divorced... five times. He's 78. 15 sons and daughters. All grown. Seems like he's a busy bee when it comes to fucking. Mom's floored by him having 15 children. She's got three. I have two sisters. All grown too.

We chill, and talk for awhile. Drinking and smoking. I got some real good weed from an older lady in the hotel earlier. She blew me real nice too, so it's really good shit. Ha.

Things heat up between us when mom starts dancing for Harry and myself. She gives me one helluva hot lap dance on the sofa. That sweet booty grinding on my lap so perfectly. Her butt cheeks gripping onto my enormous bulge, and beautifully pumping it in her ass crack as she leans back into me and kisses me. I play with her titties. They're heaving so happy in my hands. I'm squeezing them, and rolling her rock-hard nipples between my fingers as she grinds on my lap.

Harry watches it all, sipping some scotch as he gawks extra hard at mom's gyrating body. Dude's so fucking turned-on by her... and I most definitely know that feeling.

Mom kisses me, smiling right at me, then licking at my lips. She gets up and smirks even naughtier, then walks over to Harry and repeats the super hot lap dance on him as I watch, and rub myself.

Mom smiles at me the whole time. Blowing me super sexy kisses and winking at me as well as she leans back into Harry, and grabs his bulge with her butt cheeks just like she did me, and pumps it nice and slow, then quicker, then slow again. Driving Harry mad with sexual fury. You can see his rock-hard erection in his Bermuda shorts. It's nice and fat. Mom's got it stuffed into her ass crack, pumping on it. Working it at different speeds to really excite our new friend so incredibly much. It's throbbing hard, and mom's grinding it hard too. Smirking at me and laughing as Harry's happy growls intensify by the carnally charged second.

Mom grabs Harry's drink and finishes it herself, grinning wickedly at me and Harry as she gulps it down. Smacking her lips and smiling big after she drinks it.

She grabs Harry's hands and puts them right on her titties. Harry does the rest. Going to town squeezing them. Nice and rough, just like she loves. Mom speeds up her booty grinding on Harry's crotch. That fat old bulge gripped air tight by mom's very talented butt crack, pumped silly. Slow, then quick, then slower, then quicker. The varying speeds making Harry's cock lurch and throb insanely hard in his shorts... and making him groan and growl insanely happy and loud as well.

Mom reaches up and plays with Harry's thick gray hair as she leans back into him and so heatedly grinds all over his dick. Harry's horny growls getting even more appreciatively intense. I laugh. Mom does too. Harry pervertedly grins, and keeps on mauling mom's huge, natural tits, her nipples so incredibly hard from all of the rough titty fondling.

Mom licks her decadently succulent lips at me, winking wickedly as well. We both know what's up. She doesn't even need to say a word. She blows me a big kiss and gets up, much to Harry's disappointment. She grabs his hand though, and helps him up out of the chair. She winks again at me all naughty and sweet, then leads Harry into the guest bedroom, waving real sexy to me and blowing me another naughty kiss before she shuts the door behind them. I just grin. My mom, my wife... my always horny slut. Oh yeah.

I sit back on the sofa and relax. The moaning and groaning coming from the bedroom starting out soft and heated. I'm smoking some of the best weed I've ever had. Damn good shit for sure. I turn on the TV, still grinning, and watch, my feet kicked up on the coffee table as I look over at the bedroom door, knowing full well what's going on inside. The sex noises getting louder and more intense. Bed shaking, grunting, "fuck me" pleas, moaning, and deep groaning all getting louder and louder. More and more heated and dirty as well. Another big grin to that.

An hour later, I decide to check in on my slutty blonde vixen wife and her new fuck buddy.

I walk into the bedroom to the sight of Harry stretched out on the bed. His eyes closed. Mom's riding him, reverse cowgirl. Harry large, fat cock buried balls deep up her tight ass as she grinds on it then bounces on it, grinning so happy and horny. Cooing and chanting "YES... YES... YES" as she works that old dick like only, she can.

Mom sees me and smiles really happy. She very quickly and very heatedly motions me over with her finger, so sexy and wildly turned-on. The tip of her tongue sticking out of the corner of her mouth.

I walk over to the bed. She grabs my erect cock and pumps it nice and fast, leaning over to kiss me extra heated and horny.

"Fuck me, baby. I want you in my pussy, right fucking now! Yum. Haha."

I get up on the bed, and slide right into mom's dripping wet, oh so happily thumping pussy. It sucks me right in. So happy to see... and to feel... my dick. Fourteen inches of fat, very veiny dick meat fucking the love of my life as she rides another man's fat old meat in her ass. Kelly so excitedly hugging me around my neck and kissing me so passionately and so wildly heated as I fuck her juice pouring pussy, and as Harry starts fucking up nice and quick into her ass. Mom getting double penetrated by two big dicks... and absolutely loving every fucking second of it.

Harry's growling incredibly loud. Mom and I are smiling and kissing. Tongues fucking. Spit racing to and from our mouths. My cock throbbing and jumping extra deep and extra pleased in her snatch.

Mom starts violently squirting from the intense DP. Harry and I both fucking her very horned-up holes hard and fast. The bed feeling... and sounding... like it's gonna break any second from the force of the three-way fuck fest. Hell fucking yeah!

Mom's milky cream erupts out of her banged silly twat, soaking my giant dick, and dripping down all over my balls, and Harry's as well. Mom's insanely lush and delicious body trembling from all of the intense, sexually charged sensations racing wickedly throughout it.

Mom's hugging me tight. Her huge tits smashed into my chest as we keep on kissing. Mom screaming out non-stop into my mouth as she keeps on cumming... and getting her holes double fucked hard, fast, and oh so good.

We end up with mom on her knees beside the bed. Harry standing to her left. Me to be right. She jerks off Harry's extra fat, old meat. It's a little wrinkled, but a very sturdy dick for sure. He's growling and groaning. His head swirling around as moms hand pumps his dick so fat. He starts shooting his still thick and gooey seed all over her huge heaving breasts. Mom's smiling real happy, cheering the thick, well seasoned wad on as it messily splatters all over those massive knockers.

Mom jerks it all out, then smears it all over her tits with Harry's hanging dick. Slapping his dick on her cream covered melons then, swirling it around on them, through all of that gooey dick cream. She sucks his bulging meat. Deepthroating the entire thing and grinning and giggling up at him as Harry growls his very happy thank you. She licks at his tip and giggles when his dick falls from her mouth, then, she turns her slutty milf attention to me.

Mom deepthroats my entire fourteen hard inches over and over and over... and over. Yep. Ten times in a row. Softly massaging my nuts as I grin so happy. I'm so in love with this woman.

Mom's beautiful green eyes never leave mine. She moves her hands from my big, meaty balls, and grabs my hands, holding them both as she keeps on sucking down my entire dick. Her tongue very lustfully licking around my nut sack every time she bottoms out on my massive, hard thumping member. You can feel the love beaming so fucking bright from those gorgeously magnetic eyes.

Mom deepthroats me one last time, then I star pumping my hefty wad right down her gullet. Her throat swallowing fast, drinking down every extra gooey, extra creamy drop of sex fluid in me. Her throat dominating my wildly throbbing meat. Taking all of my cum from it. Her eyes still locked on mine. She's rubbing my fingers and smiling around my dick. I'm smiling back down at her. Both of us beaming big time with very, very intensely beautiful love and lust for one another.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Best cum ever, baby. Yum, yum. Hahaha." Mom winks up at me and sucks me some more. I just grin. Damn, I'm so fucking in love with my mom... and with my wife. Ha.

Harry's standing there, breathing deep. Grinning so happy. His gray hair drenched with sex sweat. I most definitely have a feeling now that this is gonna be the start of a new, and very fun relationship for us all. And, we're only getting started. Ha. Peace, peeps.

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08/04/2023 

XXX Wrestling

The XXX Action Arena... Hollywood... TV Tapings...

(Loud, very intense boos ringing out throughout the smoke-filled arena)

"RONDA SUCKS! RONDA SUCKS! RONDA SUCKS!"

"SHE'S A CRACK WHORE! SHE'S A CRACK WHORE! SHE'S A CRACK WHORE!"

Ronda Rousey (WWE Superstar) is loving it. Proudly holding the XXX Wrestling Undisputed World Championship... men's and women's titles... over her head. Smirking ear to ear. Kissing her finger, then flipping off the crowd. Deviously mocking the packed, very loud and raucous crowd's very heated disdain for her.

Ronda just beat our longest reigning champion ever, The Man Becky Lynch (WWE Superstar). She held the Undisputed Championship for the last year and a half.

I walk into the ring, through the ropes, smoking a big ass cigar, smirking deviously. My "master plan" worked perfectly. I've been with Becky for the last year and a half. Ever since she won both belts. She's my bitch. On and off-camera. For now though, we'll stick to the on-camera part of that.

I just screwed (ripped off) Becky. I helped my new bitch Ronda beat her for the most prestigious championship in sex pro wrestling history. It was a swerve (fooling you).

I stand behind my new bitch and kiss her. Deep, dirty, and very devious. Mocking Becky who's on the mat, selling (making you think it's real) the finish (end of the match).

My half-brother Spence was involved too. He's our booker (the person who decides the matches and storylines) as well as a wrestler... Super Spence. He was a heel, but I turned him face (good guy) to be at ringside with Becky to supposedly help her if she needed it. Unfortunately for her, Super Spence was actually there to help Ronda... and me.

The whole plan played out perfectly over the last several weeks. And, judging by the fan's very vocal reaction...

"FUCK YOU, RONDA! FUCK YOU, RONDA! SPENCE FUCKING SUCKS! SPENCE FUCKING SUCKS!"

... They really enjoyed it too. Ha.

Spence... who's standing outside the ring, mocking the fans like Ronda was... gets pelted by a water bottle from the stands while Ronda and I make out in the middle of the ring. Both of us laughing as the fans very pissed off reaction. It's raging-hot heat (emotion from the fans). God, I love pro wrestling.

My hands are clasping onto Ronda's small, but beautiful titties in her white, red, and yellow, ROWDY spandex bra top. Her nipples are so fucking hard. I quickly rub across them as we swap dirty heel (bad guy) spit.

The fans are half-drunk, half-baked, and fully pissed off... in a very good way... so it's a wonderful evening at the matches. Especially for me, Ronda, and my wife Stephanie McMahon (WWE CO-CEO). We own the company. I'm also an on-air talent... wrestler, announcer, manager, whatever I wanna do.

"I can't believe how mad this raucous crowd is. They're really pissed off." Our lead TV announcer Tom remarks as he looks around the fucking insane arena. Everyone's on their feet chanting, booing, throwing shit... and expressing themselves to the loudest and wildest degree. Fucking perfect. We have the best fans in the biz. The fucking best.

"They love Becky so much. They can't believe what just happened. James screwed his girlfriend, right here in the ring." Our color commentator Trish Stratus (WWE Hall Of Fame Diva) puts her hands over her blonde head to cover it from all of the flying debris overhead.

As Spence runs to the back screaming and crying, trying to avoid all of the trash flying right at him, Ronda and I calmly break kiss. It's payoff time. What's that? Well, it's like the biggest selling point of our wrestling promotion. We're a sex pro wrestling company, so... it's the sex part. Yep... everybody that loses a match, gets fucked. By the winner... and possibly others. It's a big deal for us.

I stand over Becky, my gorgeous Irish lass kicker, and smirk down at her as she finally snaps out of her daze. She's selling the chair shot to the back ending that we went with so perfectly. She gives me a, "why did you do it, James" look. I just keep on smirking. And slowly unzipping my black leather pants as I stand over my chick.

Becky knows what's coming. She realizes that she lost, and she full well knows exactly what that means. She turns her head in pretend disdain as I pull out my giant, tattooed... shiny gold stars all over my cock and balls... dick and let it hang between my legs. Still deviously smirking. Still being the heartless heel.

While I shove my fucking dick down Becky's throat fro her to suck on, Ronda goes outside the ring real quick to get her favorite strapon from the announce table. She smirks at Trish and mockingly blows her a kiss. Trish flips her off which gets a big cheer from the angry crowd. Ronda just laughs and waves her massive dildo at Trish.

She gets back into the ring, holding her fifteen inch ivory dildo... it's even bigger than my dick... high in the air to taunt the very boisterous crowd. They keep tossing trash and cussing and chanting all kinds of nasty shit at Ronda. It's a fucking beautiful atmosphere out here for sure.

"GO SUCK A DONKEY! GO SUCK A DONKEY!" Yeah, the fans are still pretty mad at Ronda. Ha.

Ronda drops her belts to the mat, and puts on her strapon, really playing it up for the crowd. She whirls her hips around so the giant, fat, veiny rubber dick swings around very obscenely. Awesome.

Ronda blows me a kiss. I grab her head and pull her in for a deep, messy kiss. Extra spit. Extra freaky tongue molesting. Awesome.

We break our kiss as Becky has about ten inches of my real, tattooed dick down her throat. Fourteen inches of fat, veiny, tattooed perfection. And Becky's loving every second of sucking it. Her eyes are bouncing around in her head. She's smiling around my cock... even though she's trying to not let her fans see that... and she's moaning so slutty as my cock surges even further down her gullet. Spit is hanging from Becky's lips all the way down to the mat. Pooling on it as she starts bobbing on my rod. Swinging her long-red-haired head around wild and nasty as she slurps away on her favorite dick ever... her words.

Ronda finally enters Becky... her ass... no lube at all. Raw. And brutal. Ronda smirks at me and pounds Becky's tight Irish ass hard and fast. Becky screams onto my cock as her very beautiful, very-well-toned butt is taken so brutally by her most hated adversary.

Becky takes it all though. No complaining. She's a real pro. It's not her first loss in XXX Wrestling, so she knows the routine. She's a very horny slut anyway, so it's not a problem.

Ronda and I double team my bright-red-haired chick senseless. A massive dong down her throat. And another one up her ass.

I violently fondle her small, gorgeous titties through her black spandex top. She's braless, so those beauties are jiggling like crazy from Ronda's hardcore butt fuck.

Becky squirts all over Ronda, yelling on my dick again. Her trim, super fit body trembling hard. All of her spit and all of my meat muffling her ecstatic scream though. She just squirt and squirt. Tons of milky-white sex honey dousing Ronda. Again... awesome!

Finally, Ronda pulls out and starts cumming... it's a squirting dildo... her fake semen all over Becky's spandex covered titties. Smirking mightily.

I smirk too. And, I cum too. Right down Becky's fucking throat. She very happily... once again, hiding that from her wild, pissed off fans... gulps it down til the last huge glob. I pull out and hit her right in the face with it. A huge, sticky wad of sperm splattering that perfect, sweaty, pleasurably-pained and humiliated face. Becky grins wickedly at me as my rich and gooey semen slowly rolls down and across her face. Fuck, that's hot! I smack her sperm-covered face with my glazed tattooed dick a few times. She sticks out her tongue and licks it. Still wickedly grinning at me. She winks too.

Ronda grabs Becky's head and yanks it to her dick.

"Suck it, whore! NOW!!!" Ronda again smirks so deviously. Becky angrily flips her off, but obliges, sucking on that giant rubber cock. Sucking down the drops of fake sperm that dribble out of it. Becky really sells it. Looking as disgusted and angry as possible. The crowd is going nuts. Chanting so fucking loud and angry.

"FUCK YOU, RONDA!!! FUCK YOU, RONDA!!! YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!! YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!"

This place is fucking bonkers. It's so fucking loud in here. I signal for the security guys to escort Ronda to the dressing room. We kiss nice and nasty before she heads to the back.

Becky "disgustedly" wipes her mouth and flips off Ronda again. God, she's talented. Ronda just laughs at her again, and flips her off. Then, she flips the fans off as she's escorted to the back, holding both of her championships up above her head. She's getting trash thrown at her the whole way back. I just grin from the ring. I know our security guards won't let her get hurt, so I'm not worried. Our fans are cool too. They go to the far limit of hardcore fandom, but they know it's still a show.

About fifteen minutes later, in the back...

"OH MY GOD, GUYS... THAT WAS FREAKING AMAZING!" Stephanie hugs me tight and kisses me, then hugs Becky. She already congratulated Ronda

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. My man looked so hot in that ring. God, I wanted to switch places with Becky so bad. Hahaha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Steph kisses me while we hug.

"Yeah... it was great. Those fans rock. And you ladies do too." I smile over at Becky and Ronda, who are talking about the match and being congratulated by the other wrestlers. They both smile over to me and blow me kisses.

"So... you wanted to suck my dick really bad, huh, hot stuff?" I smirk at my wife.

"Oh my God, yes. All the time, handsome. Hahahahaha." We kiss again. Stephanie making sure to rub those huge enhanced boobs of hers all over my sweaty chest.

"I have a great idea for a grudge match next week, baby. I just know that you'll love it." Stephanie gives me her trademark extra naughty grin as she grabs my hand and leads me into her backstage office to show me just how much she wanted to suck my cock earlier.

This... and her idea... should be very, very interesting, and hot of course. I can't wait... for both. Ha.

Tune in next time to see just what Steph's great booking idea is and to see just how good she is at sucking cock. Should be fun. See ya.

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08/04/2023 

The Anal Adventures of Kathie Lee

I knew my wife Kathie Lee was a butt fuck sex freak when I started dating her four years ago. I heard the stories. I experienced it myself. Our first date showed me exactly how much my gorgeous mature milf of a wife loved having a big fat dick... or any size for that matter... power pumping her butt hole as much as possible.

We went to see a movie and also went to dinner at Lowry's in Beverly Hills. We ate some real tasty prime rib, and I butt fucked my new chick in the back seat of my Cadillac in the parking lot. She said she wanted to give me a tip too. How nice of her. Ha.

She blew me in the movie theater as well, so it was quite a fun first date. I jizzed all over the popcorn, and sat back with a really happy smirk, and watched Kathie Lee eat it all up. Wickedly grinning at me the whole, jizz dining time. Her loud, very sexy moans of pleasure as she ate the cream covered popcorn attracting not only my close attention, but also any other horny freak anywhere near us. I took some pics and kept smiling.

We got married a year later. And my dick has spent most of that time at home deep inside her tight, very well toned booty. Doing the freak nasty with one of the sexiest dumpers you'd ever wanna stick your dick up in.

"Hey, babe."

"Hey there, handsome."

Kathie Lee loves to cook. It's one of my favorite things about her. She's a great cook too... and even more great thing about her.

"Smells good."

"Well thank you, sweetheart. Here. Try it." She holds the spoon up to my mouth so I can sample her soup.

"Mmmmm. Very tasty." It's a lobster bisque.

"Glad you like it. Now... fuck my ass, baby. Mama needs that big beautiful cock up there." Kathie Lee being Kathie Lee. She kisses me on the lips and wiggles her sweet, sweet booty against my crotch. I'm behind her at the stove. My cock already starting to harden, and not just from the delicious lobster bisque either. Even though I do love that. Ha.

My wife's just wearing a white thong. Nothing else covering her booty. I slip it aside, and casually grind up against that beautiful behind as she stirs the soup calmly and deliberately. A sly smirk on her beautiful mature face. Her nipples hardening quickly in her tight purple tee shirt. No bra. Just gorgeous tits and hard nipples. Perfect.

I kiss my woman's neck. Kathie Lee tilts her head to the right so I can have more access to her tasty neck. She smells great too. She's always wearing the sweetest scents. So intoxicating... like her butt.

Her long, dirty blonde hair perfectly flowing down her upper back. Lightly brushing on my face as I softly kiss her neck.

I calmly pull my cock from my shorts and smacking it on her smooth, supple ass. Sliding it in between her tight ass cheeks, fucking her crack as she continues to stir the soup, smirking back over her shoulder at me as my hands find their merry way into her D cup breasts. She's almost 70, but her breasts are only slightly saggy. Still pouty pear shaped and so jiggly as well. I squeeze them, nice and rough. Kathie Lee's happy groans spurring me on. I keep up the rough groping as I fuck my woman's ass crack. My huge hard meat riding up her lower back as I thrust into that crack forcefully. Kathie Lee pulling on my massive dick with her ass, signaling for more.

"Put it in my ass, baby. Please. God, I need that dick in my ass." She leans back into me and heatedly nibbles on my cheek. My wife gets what she wants. I release her tits, then move my hands down to my cock, placing it against her wildly winking rosebud. She smirks right at me. I smirk right back. I also push right into that still relatively tight booty hole. It offers no resistance though. Kathie Lee's rosebud craves cock. It yanks me right in.

I fuck my wife's ass as she finishes up with the soup. Returning my hands to her breasts, squeezing away. Shaking them in my hands and fondling them softly, then squeezing them hard and manhandling them, driving Kathie Lee mad with sexually intense delight. My thumbs rubbing quickly across the hard, rubbery tip of her nipples through her thin tee shirt.

We kiss. Heated and nasty. Kathie Lee fucking my tongue with hers so passionately and so fiercely. Her loud slutty moans of hardcore ass fucking glee echoing right through my mouth. Our spit racing between our mouths at break neck speed. My cock pumping into her very, very welcoming booty quicker and deeper. Throbbing so hard in my wife's ass each thrust in.

"GOD!!!!!" Kathie Lee cums. Hard. Squirting violently. Her milky sex cream shooting out all over me and the floor. One huge jolt of cum after the other as I fuck her ass even harder, banging her fiercely squirting cunt up against the stove over and over and over.

I squeeze harder on my wife's delicious titties as I pound her booty hole faster and harder. So damn deep. My extra long dick throbbing, thrusting, and lurching hard inside of her ass. Making Kathie Lee scream out in immense, unbridled passion into my mouth. Her soft, beautiful body trembling on mine.

I start cumming in her ass. Kathie Lee turning off the stove as I fill her well pumped behind full of sticky, super gooey seed. Fat globs of semen racing up that very happily receiving booty.

We keep on kissing. I keep on manhandling her oh so supple breasts. And, I keep on cumming up my wife's ass. So much sperm. It starts leaking back out of her ass, pooling with her own cum on the kitchen floor between our legs. Kathie Lee's body quivering so beautifully on mine as I finally finish cumming in her butt. We're still kissing. So passionate. So wickedly passionate. Our mutual love of butt sex making us smile and caress each other with wildly intense and super charged sensual satisfaction.

"Thank you, my love. I love you... and I love your cock... so very much." Kathie Lee making me smile. She's rubbing her face in mine as my hands now softly fondle her breasts, under her shirt. Her skin so warm and electric. My hands loving every last second, they get to play with those free and jiggly D cup delights.

After lunch... the bisque was absolutely delicious by the way... I had to go take care of some business. Actual business mixed with a little "fun business" for good measure.

Kathie Lee stayed at the house. She cleaned up a bit, and then went out back to soak up some sun. My wife's got a beautiful tan. It matches the rest of her.

She decides to go topless... and bottomless... and get an all-over tan. That sexy mature bitch all stretched out on her lounger. Her beach towel between her and the lounger. The hot sun beaming down on her skin. Beads of sweat glistening in the bright sunlight. Kathie Lee's designer shades the only thing covering any part of her gorgeous tanning body.

"Hey neighbor."

Kathie Lee looks up to see our next-door neighbor Hal looking over the wood fence at her. He's on his deck, which he conveniently built tall enough for him to stand on and see into our back yard. He's smiling, garden hose in hand. He was watering his wife's rose bushes.

Kathie Lee waves and smiles back, not bothering to cover herself at all. She's most definitely not shy.

"Hey there. Nice hose." Kathie Lee the 24/7 tease at work. Hal's holding his hose right by his blue, skin tight bicycle shorts. My wife can see the outline of his rather average sized dick in those super tight shorts as well. So... double the hose. Ha.

Hal looks down at the garden hose... and his... and smirks over at my wife.

"Thanks. Nice... ummm... everything." He clears his throat, not trying to be but so obvious about his immense delight of my naked wife checking out his hose.

"Well thank you, doll. Care for a drink?" Kathie Lee holds up her mimosa. Hal quickly nods, and heads over to our yard. Dude's definitely excited.

Kathie Lee pours Hal a drink and hands nit to him as soon as he walks up to her. He's standing beside her lounger while Kathie Lee lays back on it, getting back to soaking up the bright rays of sunshine. She and Hal chit-chat as they drink.

"I love to sunbathe nude, dear. It's the most fun way to soak up some rays." My wife playfully grins at ol' Hal. He sips his drink and checks out her beautiful, golden mature curves. Her tits standing out so enticingly as always. Her nipples nice and perky. Her totally shaved pussy also grabbing our over 60 neighbor's naughty attention.

Kathie Lee loves attention so she's soaking up Hal's direct and strong, eye probing attention while she drinks her champagne and OJ, soaks up some sun... and watches Hal's bulge excitedly wiggle around in those blue spandex shorts. She smirks as she drinks. Knowing she's in total and complete control of the increasingly pleasurably heated situation.

"I'm glad you like what you see... both of you." Kathie Lee smirk again. She puts her drink on the table by the lounger and lays back nice and comfy, smiling, and waiting to see how aggressive ol' Hal actually is.

"Huh?" He looks down at his crotch and notices how hard it is." Oh. Ha. Yeah, well... we both definitely like what we see. You're absolutely stunning." He gives my wife a confident, "hell yeah" smile, very much liking the direction this is heading.

"Good. Now..." Kathie Lee sits up and reaches over, grabbing onto Hal's erection in those skin tight shorts. She pulls it... and him... back over to the head of the lounger, laying back down as she rubs Hal's meat through the spandex. She coyly watches him groan and growl. Hal really feeling it. Grinning from ear to ear as my wife plays with his spandex covered dick.

My wife starts to smirk wickedly as she pulls down the shorts enough for the five-inch dick to plop out. She grabs it and fondles it. Much to Hal's very happy and horny delight.

"Such a pretty little dick. Very nice, Hal. Very nice indeed. I hope it tastes as good as it looks." Kathie Lee winks up at Hal, then she pulls his dick to her mouth, licking thoroughly all around the head before she engulfs it, sucking down the entire dick in one easy gulp.

"Oh yeah. Suck that cock, baby." Hal downs the last of the drink and tosses the glass, holding onto my wife's dirty blonde-haired head as she deepthroats his dick over and over.

"Very tasty too. Yummy. Now... fuck my mouth, dear. Mama needs a good mouth fucking." Kathie Lee reaches around Hal and grabs his ass, squeezing his cheeks tight as she pulls his dick into her mouth. Hal grabs Kathie Lee's head with both hands and starts ramming his average sized meat stick into her mouth, fucking it nice and fast and hard. My wife moaning her approval the faster and harder Hal fucks her orally.

Kathie Lee's spit rolling from her mouth, hanging down to the lounger. Her head being yanked back and forth by Hal as he roughly takes her mouth, fucking it harder and faster by the second. Her hot pink lip-gloss covered lips wrapped tight around that veiny pale rod. Her tongue dancing really dirty under it as it races in and out of her mouth.

A few minutes later, Hal is on his knees, sucking as hard on my wife's cunt as he fucked her mouth. His tongue shiver chin deep up her pussy twirling around and around inside as Kathie Lee heatedly grinds her dripping wet coochie right on Hal's mature, but fit, face.

"Not in my pussy. Shove it up my butt, baby. I love getting fucked in the ass." My wife wickedly grins at Hal, blowing him a sexy kiss, and winking at him as he pulls his dick away from her labia. He was all set to fuck her pussy, but he gladly moves his rock-hard meat down to her winking rosebud, pressing against it, smirking away, as his dick pops right through my wife's anal ring. His whole dick quickly swallowed up by my wife's voraciously dick eating booty hole.

Hal growls, and starts fucking her ass, Kathie Lee's legs on his shoulders, right there on the lounger. Kathie Lee's sweat glistening body writhing happily on the lounger as our next-door neighbor does his dirty business in her ass. Fucking it nice and steady. Trying to make it last as long as possible.

"Do me, Hal. Do mama's butt. Do it good, baby. Mmmmmmmm. Do it sooooooo good." Kathie Lee grabs the jug of orange juice from the table and chugs it as Hal fucks her butt faster. As deep as he can. As hard as he can on top of it. His dick throbbing non-stop in that still rather tight butt. Kathie Lee's ass pulling it all in, every thrust. Craving hard dick meat up her ass as much as fucking possible.

Hal's growling and groaning as my wife spills some of the orange juice on her gorgeous sweaty tits. Hal leans down, and slurps it all up, sucking hard on her jiggly jugs as well, much to my wife's OJ chugging delight.

"My God, what a butt. This is the most beautiful butt I've ever fucked. Uhh!" Hal's head is rolling around. He's growling louder and louder. Kathie Lee puts the jug of OJ back on the table, then very roughly pinches and twists both of Hal's gray hair covered nipples. He kegs out a loud, pain fueled growl... and he starts cumming in Kathie Lee's rump. My wife smirking deviously the harder she twists his nipples. They both look at each other and laugh as Hal shoots his final wad of not at all watery jizz up that gorgeous, mature ass.

"Whew! What a butt!" Hal laughs.

"Well thank you, doll. Not too shabby of a dick." Kathie Lee grins and winks. Now softly rubbing on his sore nipples.

That's my wife. Always on the look-out for hot butt sex action. I fuck her butt as much I want, and she finds other lucky dicks to dick her butt down as well. Damn, I love being married to an anal sex slut queen. It definitely makes life a whole lot more fun... and hotter. Ha.

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08/04/2023 

Rhea, Her Ass and Me

Anal Fantasy Fun... Fake... Fiction... Funky

"HARDER!"

(SMACK)

"HARDER!"

(SMACK!!!)

"God, yes! More! MORE!"

(SMACK!!! SMACK!!! SMACK!!!)

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK..... YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!"

"Sexy, bitch."

"Hahaha. You too, stud. You too!!! Fuck my ass, baby! Fuck it HARD!!! WOO!" Rhea's long, pierced tongue is working overtime, lapping all around, wild and free and funky.

Damn, Rhea's got a tight, strong ass.

(Fucking her ass harder... faster... deeper... and even harder!)

The bed's creaking, cracking, and jumping into the wall. Banging hard against it. The force of my fourteen-inch tattooed... shiny gold stars inked all over my cock and balls... pierced... small gold piercings from the back tip of my thick, spongy, tattooed crown, down the underside of my massive, thick veins-covered, tattooed shaft, all the way down the middle of my big, tattooed ball-sack to the very back-bottom of it... ass thumping my Aussie goth bitch up her very toned, fit, and strong booty is turning the bed into an amusement park ride. A real nasty... and fun... one.

The piercings all over the underside of my cock roll steadily and smoothly up my chick's dumper, fiercely stimulating her already pounding anal walls.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGG AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WOO!!!! Fuck yeah!"

Rhea's wildly throwing her head around. Screaming ecstatically in that super sexy Aussie accent of hers. Her shiny, shoulder-length, slicked-back dark hair is beaming with sweat and piss. Her pierced tongue out all the way, furiously lapping at the air as I pound up her ass harder and harder. My hands holding her broad shoulders. Our sweaty, writhing bodies glistening with raw, intensely sexy carnal heat as we both approach a very violent... and very beautiful... orgasm. Rhea's fourth. My first.

Her shaved bare pussy's already dripping sex milk all over the cum and piss-stained sheets. Rhea's puke from earlier when I throat fucked her senseless is smashed into the stained sheets too.

Rhea's piercings and tattoos make her such a fucking sexy fuck-toy. The huge ear piercings she has and all of the dark goth make-up that's now smeared and running across her face makes her look so slutty and BITCH FUCK WORTHY!

(FUCKING MY BITCH FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, FASTER, AND HARDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!)

"UHHH!!! SHITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!" Rhea starts violently squirting. Her tall, muscular frame spasming hard as she shoots out her fourth huge load of pussy cream. Soaking me, the sheets, the bed, and everything in my room behind me.

I pull her beautiful, sweaty face back and up to me. She's grinning wickedly, right at me. That smeared, black lipstick looking so fucking hot.

I smirk down at her, then shove my fucking tongue down her throat and start cumming up her manically thumping, quaking ass. Eight fat wads of sperm exploding from my tattooed, pierced monster, flooding my bad-ass goth bitch's gorgeous, slutty ass.

"FUCK!!!!!!" Rhea grins. Wicked and slutty. Smacking her thumping hard clit. Rubbing it fast as she finishes up her mighty orgasm and as mine slows down as well.

We kiss some more. Spit very heatedly racing between our mouths. God, I love fucking this bitch.

I reach under Rhea and start slapping and roughly squeezing her titties. Really hard. She screams out and grins even more wicked and slutty. Playfully biting on my face, sucking on it, and growling. All over it. Awesome shit. Fucking awesome.

"FUCK! THAT WAS GREAT, BABY! WOO!!! YEAH! HAHAHA!"

Rhea and I slump down onto my messy bed and chill. Breathing deep and laughing after our morning anal workout.

We kiss some more. Tongue fucking like crazy. Her long, pierced tongue making mine tingle and smile. Ha.

"I'm gonna grab a beer, stud." Rhea tickles my tummy, and kisses me once more. Sucking hard on my bottom lip as she crawls over me to get up.

I slap that sexy ass as it... and she... walk outta my room and down the hall to the kitchen. Laughing. Fuck. I found my soulmate. My kinky, tall, bad-ass goth bitch, butt fuck-loving soulmate. Ha.

Whew! I take a deep breath, relaxing on my sweet-stank smelling bed. A good way to start the day, for damn sure. Ha.

In the kitchen, my half-brother Spence almost falls in the floor when he sees the very naked Rhea walk by him at the table, over to the fridge to grab a couple of beers. She leans over to look in the fridge, allowing Spence to get a very, very good view of that freshly fucked, very-well toned booty of hers.

Rhea loves to work out, so her ass is in top notch shape. Just like the rest of her. She's tall and muscular, but in a very, very, very sexy way.

Spence can't stop ogling my Aussie chick's rump.

Rhea notices him staring at her ass. She can feel it from the fridge. She smirks as she grabs the beers, making sure to wiggle her perfectly shaped booty for my insanely-horny, older half-brother.

Rhea turns around and smirks at Spence. Standing about a foot away from him. Towering over him. "Enjoying the show, bitch?" Rhea teases.

Spence just nods and drools. His beady eyes roaming up and down and all over Rhea's statuesque frame. Her leg tattoos capturing Spence's attention. Then her bare pussy that's still leaking her cum. Her long, strong legs. Her perky D cup breasts. Her pierced nipples. Her cocky smirk. Everything about my chick is sexy as fuck.

"Hahahaha!" Rhea laughs, then walks by him, heading back to my room. Spence very, very closely watches her walk all the way back. His eyes glued to that gorgeous ass. He swallows hard. In love with Rhea's beautiful booty.

Rhea pauses at the door to my room and smirks back at Spence once more. She waves at him and laughs again, kissing her middle finger, then flipping him off with it.

Rhea heads into my room, letting Spence drool all over himself as he dreams about her, and her totally awesome ass, at the kitchen table.

Later... I'm out with my mom...

"Dude, are you evah gonna stop staring at me?" Rhea's hot Aussie-bitch accent has Spence drooling again. That, and her sitting in the recliner in the living room in a very skimpy black bikini top and skin tight black leggings... no thong underneath. Black leather boots on too. All decked out with her black, goth makeup. Rhea's nipple piercings poking hard into her skimpy bikini top.

"Oh... umm... sorry. Do you want a beer or something?" Spence stops obsessively staring at Rhea momentarily. He tries to play it cool. Trying to cover up the massive, kinda pervy crush he has on my chick.

"Nah. Thanks anyway. Stop staring at me and come over and watch this porno with me, you perv." She invites him over.

Spence almost breaks his legs as he furiously hurries over to the couch. He flops down on it in a heap. Rhea laughs and shakes her head.

Rhea's watching an anal gangbang movie. She fucking loves anal sex. She craves it.

Spence has a dilemma. He can't decide what to stare at. The movie or Rhea. His beady eyes frantically switch back and forth between both. Rhea mockingly laughs when she sees him struggling with his decision.

She shakes her head once again, then gets back to watching the hot black bitch on tv taking five white dicks up her ass. Two at a time.

Rhea watches closely. She rubs her hard nipples as she watches, not paying any mind anymore to Spence.

He's watching her now. Almost exclusively. He gulps as Rhea plays with her throbbing nipples. Pinching them and rubbing them. His cock stirring in his baggy shorts from the super-hot sight.

Rhea happens to look over at Spence. She sees him rubbing his bulge. She smirks. Deviously. She's impressed by the size of that lump of baggy shorts-covered soft dick meat in his hand. Dude's got a huge cock. Uncircumcised and huge.

"If you're gonna play with yourself in front of me, bitch, at least have the decency to whip it out and let me see the damn thing." Rhea laughs, shocking Spence with her demand.

She goes back to watching the big titty black chick take two white dicks up her ass while two more of them jerk off all over her face.

Rhea whips her perky, pierced nipple titties out, quickly yanking her bikini cups off of them. Spence follows suit... with his dick. His fumbles with it, which makes Rhea laugh, but he manages to get it out of the fly of his shorts eventually. It's half-hard, and leaking clear fluid. It's really fat and smooth and pale-pink. His foreskin covering about half of the bright-pink head. Rhea is impressed. She doesn't let Spence know that though.

Rhea pinches her nipples really hard as she watches the porno. The two hard dicks in the black bitch's ass both flood it with sperm. Their combined cum pouring out of her gaped-out booty hole when they both pull out.

"Jerk it, bitch. And do it right, or I'll go in the kitchen and get a knife... and whack your balls off." Rhea makes a cutting motion, teasing Spence. He gets frightened by her teasing. She laughs again. Loud and mocking laughter. Rhea's got a wild sense of humor, as well as being smokin' hot and horny. I dig that broad. Ha.

Spence relaxes eventually, and jerks his dick.

"Here, before you start jerking that little dick of yours. Take a few pics, and send them to James." Rhea hands Spence her phone, then gets up and bends over. She pulls down her leggings and shows her gorgeous ass. Slapping it and squeezing it as Spence fumbles with her phone to take the pic.

"Hurry up, asshole! Do it right!" Rhea grins. Rubbing her ass as she watches the movie.

Spence finally gets his act together, and zooms in on my chick's plump, very toned dumper. He takes about five pics in all. Zooming in on Rhea's ass and her pussy.

"Let me see 'em." She grabs her phone from Spence. His dick is jumping repeatedly, and leaking precum everywhere as he stares hard at that beautiful, bare ass. "Good. Nice job, bitch." Rhea texts me the pics, then she sits back down in the recliner.

Spence stands there drooling over her for a minute, then he sits back down on the sofa.

"Now... get back to jerking that pathetic little pecker of yours, bitch. Ha!" Rhea mocks Spence. Laughing again. He starts jerking his fat cock, licking his pudgy lips as he stares at Rhea's jiggling, naked titties too.

Rhea watches Spence jerk his huge dick while she tweaks her hard, pierced nipples. Pulling them and letting them snap back into place, then twisting them around hard and shaking them even harder. Her nipples are throbbing... and Spence is sweating. Jerking his dick fast now. It's lurching and twitching in his hand. Leaking slimy, clear fluid all over his hand.

"Here... jerk it to this, asshole. I know you wanna fuck it." Rhea stands up and bends over. Slapping her gorgeous ass again and shaking it. Laughing and flipping off Spence. Teasing him big time.

Spence's eyes bulge... just like his dick does in his hand. He's jerking it super fast. It's pouring precum. He's grunting and growling, and Rhea's shaking her ass and laughing at him. Her super sexy, black lipstick-covered lips mesmerizing Spence.

"OH SHIT!" Spence starts shaking spastically on the sofa as he cums all over himself. One fat wad of thick, dick cream after the other pelting him and his shorts. Slowly running everywhere.

Rhea keeps on laughing at, and mocking him, and flipping him off. Her long, pierced tongue out as she very wickedly smirks at him.

"Good...you soaked yourself. You fucking loser. Hahaha!" Rhea flips Spence off once more and quickly pulls up her leggings as he tries to catch his breath on the sofa. Sweating. All covered in cum.

Rhea walks off, laughing. That's my chick. Always sexy. Always horny. Always a bad-ass cock teaser. Damn, I love that chick... and her gorgeous fucking ass. Ha. Peace.

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08/04/2023 

The Big Fucking Dick Theory

Pasadena...

"UMPH! ARGH! UMPH! GAHHHHHHH, YEAHHHHHHHH! UMPH!"

My cum grin is beaming.

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sooooooooooooooooo yummy. UMPH! GRHHHHUMPH! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm."

Yeah... it's beaming.

"God, I love your cum, sweetie. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. God, it's delicious. Yum!"

Penny's short, moussed up blonde with dark roots hair feels so nice in my right hand as I hold it on my cock. My 16 inches of tattooed glory cock. Shiny gold stars inked all over my cock and balls. Expensive... and painful to get... but, cool as fuck looking.

My monster finishing up feeding my new wife. Thick, creamy, gooey, rich and smooth dick goo racing into her mouth... and being swallowed right down her throat. Every drop. Penny's a cum hound, and drinking mine is her obsession. And good God, she performs her obsession so well. So very well.

I close my eyes, and let my beautiful blonde bitch suck me clean. Bobbing away on my enormous rod. About eight inches down at a time. Spit rolling down to my balls. Her divinely kinky mouth bedazzling me and my monster meat pipe once again. Those super smooth and creamy pink, glossy lips beautifully pumping my fat meat as her hands play with my meaty, inked up balls. Massaging them and so perfectly delighting them just like her mouth's doing to my cock. Perfect. Just perfect.

"God, that was yummy, sweetie. I LOVE you cum. LOVE IT!" Penny moves up to my mouth, smiling wickedly, and kisses me. Her cum tainted spit rolling into my mouth as her tongue fucks mine. All nasty and freaky. Sexy bitch. My left hand slapping and squeezing her very supple booty cheeks. Damn, my wife's got a beautiful ass. Such a beautiful ass. Jiggly, but firm and toned. Perfect.

Penny's as hot as hot gets. A very beautiful blonde with great tits and that perfect ass I was telling you about. I met her while she was married to a physicist named Leonard. I was banging her gorgeous brains out while they were hitched. Anyway, they ended up having a big falling out, and they got divorced. Leonard moved back home to New Jersey, and I married Penny. I most definitely won that one.

A few minutes later, there's a knock on the door.

"Hold on. Be right there." Penny blurts out. We get up, and quickly put the sofa bed back up to just a sofa. Penny throws on her clothes... a see-thru, skimpy white top and pink booty shorts with, SLUT across the butt... while I go to the bathroom to take a leak. Then, she answers the door. It's our across the hall neighbors, Sheldon and his wife Amy. They're both close friends of Penny... mostly Amy is. Sheldon's ok, but, he can be a tad overbearing... a lot more than a tad actually... pretty much all the time.

"Hey, guys. James and I were just... relaxing. What's up?" Penny grins, and invites them in. She goes into the kitchen to pour herself and Amy some red wine. Sheldon doesn't drink. He's a really picky, peculiar dude. About everything. And I mean everything.

"Sheldon and I were talking about taking a vacation, but as usual, we couldn't agree on where to go." Amy explains. She and Sheldon are sitting on the sofa. Penny's chillin' and drinking her wine, in the big comfy chair on the right of the sofa. Sheldon used to live in our apartment with Leonard, so he's still very picky about where he sits in it. Always on the right end of the couch. He calls it his spot. Yeah... he's weird. Really smart, but really weird. He's a theoretical physicist. For what that's worth.

Amy's really smart too. She's a neurobiologist. Again... for what that's worth.

"How about Paris? It's such a beautiful city."

"I know. I'd love to go there. But..." Amy rolls her eyes at Penny, then she gives Sheldon the evil eye. "... You know who didn't want to." Amy shakes her head at her stubborn husband. She downs the entire glass of wine and puts the glass on the table.

Penny giggles, sipping her wine instead of chugging it like Amy. She feels sorry for her dear friend, but... she also tried to talk Amy out of marrying Sheldon, so, she does think it's kinda funny how they have so much trouble agreeing on anything, relationship wise.

"Paris is a city full of diseases, fattening food, and unruly behavior. I refuse to go on a vacation to a cesspool of filth like that. I'm sorry. I just can't. I want to live past 40." Sheldon once again proving his peculiar weirdness, crystal clear for everyone to see.

"GOOD GRIEF, SHELDON! PARIS IS A BEAUTIFUL CITY, AND........." Amy pauses from yelling at her overbearing hubby for a moment. She sees me walking into the kitchen, nude. Amy's jaw drops immediately. Her eyes bulging frantically at the sight of my swinging meat monster between my legs. Penny starts laughing. She knows exactly how much her best friend digs me... and my big fucking dick.

"Quite a sight to behold, huh, Amy?" Penny giggles over the brim of her wine glass. She sips it, her eyebrows raised at her star struck friend on the sofa.

Sheldon was looking at Amy while she was yelling at him, but he turns his head towards the kitchen, and sees me standing by the fridge, looking for a snack inside.

"My God! He's nude! He's nude in the kitchen! How unsanitary! My God, Amy... James is nude in the kitchen! Look at that thing between his legs! Look at it, Amy! Oh my God!!!" Sheldon's freaking the fuck out. Being all Sheldon... as usual.

"I know... I am." Amy mutters as she stares a giant hole through me and my cock, grinning so gaga and goofy combined. Her eyes bulging. Her jaw dropped. Her tongue hanging out and wagging freely. Amy's drooling as she obsessively grins at me... and at my dick. She's mesmerized. Totally. Penny can't stop giggling as she watches her friend absolutely lose her shit over me. A very proud grin beaming on Penny's sweet, sexy lips. She loves how hot chicks get for me. She loves to show me off to everyone. Hey... it's cool. I dig the attention too.

I eat a leftover chicken leg, and drink some orange juice I snagged from the fridge. I'm hanging by the counter that seperates the kitchen from the living room while everyone watches me. Just another day for me... and for my big fucking dick.

After the dick gawking dust settles, Penny takes Amy and Sheldon out to lunch to get their minds off of my dick. I skip it. I wanna chill at home.

About twenty minutes after they leave..

There's a knock on the door. I sigh and get up to answer it. Damn peeps can't leave me alone.

"Well hey there. James... right?"

"Yeah. Hey, Mrs Cooper. Sheldon's out to lunch with Amy and Penny."

I invite Sheldon's very religious mom in. Nice enough lady. Way more bearable than her immensely annoying son.

I offer Mary some wine, but she doesn't drink. Always conservatively proper to the enth degree. I give her a glass of Sprite instead. Extra ice.

We chat on the sofa. I like Mary Cooper. We have nothing in common really, but she's a nice lady and she likes to touch me. Not sexually, just like rubbing your arm or hand... or thigh. Again, not sexually. Just friendly. I like it. She's got a sweet smile too. She's a very warm, sweet lady. How the hell did Sheldon come outta that womb? A real mystery for sure.

"You know, Amy has been telling me a lot about you're relationship with Penny. I hope you don't mind."

Mary's playful grin catches me off guard. She's not really a tease in any way at all, but... she's certainly coming across that way right about now. I decide to see how serious she is about that.

"Really? The loving part, or the freaky sex part?" I smirk. Sipping my Budweiser.

"Both, actually. Again... I hope you don't mind."

"Nah. I'm used to it. Penny tells everybody all about us. It's fine."

A few more minutes of relaxing chatter later...

"My, my. The good Lord has certainly blessed you, dear." Mary admires my gigantic dick as she softly strokes it with her right hand. She's turned towards me, smiling. I've downed three glasses of wine, and Mary's giving off some real serious, extra horny slut vibes to me as well.

"Yeah, I guess. Penny says it tastes great too... if you're interested." I chuckle confidently. Mary takes the bait.

"Well... I most certainly am, dear. I really need to find out for myself." She grins extra, extra naughty at me. She leans in and softly kisses my lips, then her mouth finds its way down, right onto my sixteen inches of tattooed splendor. Yeah... she starts sucking on it. And she sucks it surprising well too. Very well.

Mary's short brown haired head bobs in my lap as I lean back and start smoking. Chillin' pimp style. Getting my giant knob slobbed by the super religious cock hound mom of my overly annoying, super smart neighbor. Damn, this bitch can suck. Even better than Penny. Her glossy lips tightly gripping, and smoothly gliding, up and down my massive throbbing shaft. Her spit rolling down it right before her over stretched lips do.

Mary's tongue is dancing all over my thick, veiny shaft. All of those shiny gold stars throbbing and thrusting as Mary's lips glide right past them repeatedly. She's got thirteen plus inches down her throat. And I'm rock hard too. Her mouth is stretched so wide around my meat. So tight. Fuck! She can suck so good.

Sweet weed smoke rolls from my mouth. My cock's jumping excitedly in Mary's throat. She gags, but keeps on sucking. A real pro. Where in the world did she learn that? I have a feeling there's slightly more to sweet Miss Mary Cooper than she lets on.

Her head bobbing increases. Her lips sucking harder on my meat. Her tongue dancing faster on it as well. Yeah... I start cumming. Fuck! One... two... three... four... seven huge globs of semen shooting right down that slutty throat. My giant, inked up meat lurching hard. Mary's throat expanding and drinking down every single drop of jizz. Easily. She drinks it all and keeps on sucking. Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

"Damn, baby. You can suck a dick."

"Well..." Mary wipes the corners of her mouth as she raises her head up. Grinning confidently. "... thank you, darlin'. I am the cocksucking queen of Galveston, Texas, by the way. Don't tell Sheldon though. He'd have a conniption fit if he knew his mommy loved sucking dick so much." She snickers, and blows me a sexy kiss. I laugh. Yeah... Sheldon would go nutso if he knew his mom loved a big fat dick down her throat as much as possible.

We chill on the sofa. Kiss. And drink some wine. I guess my sperm lowered her inhibitions enough to partake in some red wine... and weed. Yep, Mary Cooper even smoked with me. She's a cool chick. I'm looking forward to having fun with her a whole lot more from now on.

Check back in part 02 to see Amy get her chance with my monster and also our sweet friend Bernadette too. Plus, Penny takes it up the butt... from me and Sheldon... and so does sweet Miss Mary Cooper. See ya.

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08/04/2023 

Blowjob Queens... My Sister Ch. 2

"Yeah... that's two Whopper meals and an order of Chicken Fries. Sprites for the drinks. And... ketchup, mayo, tomato, and lettuce on one, and ketchup, onions, and pickles on the other."

"Will that be all?"

"Yeah..." Leaning my head down on the steering wheel as I cum into Tina's mouth. "...... fuck yeah!"

"Oooook. Drive around to the first window for your total."

My jizz is pumping too damn strong into my sister's deep sucking mouth for me to worry about driving around to the window at the drive-thru at the moment.

Tina's bobbing quick in my lap. Her lips tightly squeezing on my fat, veiny weiner, sucking loud and proud on it as I growl like a fucking werewolf. She laughs, still sucking down all of my sticky wad. My dick jumping in her mouth as her lips ripple quick up and down my bulging shaft. Slurping and sucking me dry. Fuck! Just fuck!

The thick veins running all over my cock are throbbing incessantly as Tina loudly sucks my cum spewing meat. Her happy, slutty moans making my dick very appreciatively lurch against her tonsils several times as it finishes up pumping out my huge load of rich and gooey semen. That makes my sexy sister smile, moan, and laugh around my dick, and also rub so perfectly on my big aching balls.

The car behind me is beeping their damn horn non-stop, but I don't give a shit. I wait til every last drop of my pearly white sex dessert is comfortably in my older sister's stomach before I drive around to the window. I also reach my arm out the window and flip off the horn-beeping motherfucker behind me as I drive off.

"Yum." Tina smirks really naughty at me, loudly smacking her lips at me as I pull up to the window. I laugh. I also reach over, and grab a hold of those 36D titties through her nurse scrubs top, and cop a real good, but quick, feel.

My dick's still hanging out of my pants, so the sexy black chick at the drive-thru window gets a good look at it. She giggles, and gives me a thumbs up. I pay her, and wink, then drive to the next window to pick up the food.

Tina gets her Whopper out, making sure to get the one with the mayo on it. I don't want any part of a hamburger with mayonnaise on it. We eat and laugh about the drive-thru fun on the way home.

Later, at home...

I'm in the basement, in my room. Tina's upstairs in her room with her nurse friend Cathy. She's older than Tina. She's in her early 60's. Still hot though. Awesome rack on her too. Just like my sister.

While I think about my sister and her older nurse buddy upstairs, I text our neighbor Tina. She moved in recently, and I managed to get a date with her tomorrow night. She's working tonight, so I've gotta wait. She's a massage therapist.

Tina's a beautiful Brazilian honey with huge natural jugs and one of the sexiest auras I've ever been around. The chick oozes sexuality. Absolutely oozes it 24/7. That super sexy Portuguese accent makes her even hotter too.

Between texting my gorgeous Brazilian neighbor, and thinking about my sexy nurse sis and her sexy ass nurse friend upstairs, I'm as hard as a giant rock. I just grin when I look down and see it poking out of my shorts. I need some pussy, or at least a mouth... or two.

About ten minutes later, I decide to go upstairs and see what's up in my older sister's room.

I can hear talking and laughing and chicks having fun noises from down the hall. I see an open case of Budweiser in the hall by Tina's door. I smirk. My slutty sis does love to party. I grab a cool beer, and pop the top. Gulping down about half of the can.

I lean into the door, and listen. Grinning. I hear buzzing. I'd recognize that sound anywhere. It's Tina's favorite vibrator. Yep... my sis is most definitely a party girl. Cathy too. Now we're getting this freak party started. Ha.

"Damn, girl. Do it faster. Yes! Just like that! Oh God!"

Cathy's really into it. I imagine that big ass purple vibrator sliding in and out of her mature cunt while she's drinking a cool Bud. Those big titties out and jiggling. Tina fucking her friend with her favorite toy. Grinning wickedly as she twists it around inside that well seasoned snatch. Pumping it in and out, buzzing the fuck outta Cathy's bushy blonde snatch. I saw it up close and very personal when we 69'ed last week in her living room after a beer party. Cathy told me she keeps it nice and bushy to keep the retro slut vibe alive. My kinda chick.

I finish my beer, and pop open another one, listening closely at the door as Cathy screams out from her over 60 pussy getting fucked so well by my sister and her big purple sex toy. I lean against the door, trying not to push it open. It jiggles a little, but stays closed.

"You can come in if you want, James. You don't have to stand out there and drink up all of my beer." Tina and Cathy laugh inside the bedroom. I chuckle myself, in the hall. You don't have to tell me twice. I down the beer, and toss the can, open the door, mischievously/very proudly grinning from ear to ear, and head in. It's fuck 'o clock up in this bitch... bitches. Ha.

Tina pulls double duty. She fucks Cathy's mature twat with the big purple vibrator while she loudly and wildly slurps my dick at the same time. I'm standing by the bed, grinning, holding Tina's dirty blonde-haired head on my fat fucking dick while she voraciously bobs on it. Growling loud and horny as she wildly flings her head round, and furiously sucks me off.

Her spit hanging from her glossy pink lips all the way down to the beige carpet by the bed.

Cathy's stretched out on the foot of the bed, smirking at me, and blowing me extra kinky kisses as Tina plunges that big ol' vibrator in and out of her constantly quivering pussy nice and quick. Cathy's cream dripping cunt sucking it right in. Her juices lubing and coating the vibrator with a thick layer of honey sweet sex milk. Damn, it looks good too. That over 60 snatch wildly sucking that fat purple vibrator right in there. Pearly white cream rolling right down the purple shaft as Tina's hand speeds up, fucking that bushy blonde pussy nice and fast now.

We kinda switch. Cathy starts sucking my dick. Her beautiful eyes locked right on mine as I stand by the bed, forcefully fucking her mouth as she sucks me. Taking that bitch's throat like I own it.

Tina's eating Cathy's soaking wet snatch, drinking down her load as Cathy grabs Tina's hair and grinds her violently spasming and cumming cunt all over Tina's smiling face. She's cumming hard onto Tina's deep lapping tongue as it swirls around inside that well seasoned snatch. Tina's sucking out every last drop of cum from Cathy's thumping cunt, loud, happy, and oh so horny. Her mouth lost in all of that blonde pussy hair.

I keep on fucking Cathy's throat. She submits it to me, smiling so sweet and sexy up at me while I ram my fat fucking veiny dick right down her throat. Pounding it hard. Fucking it fast. Cathy gagging and spitting up. All of the spit pouring out of her throat and mouth when I pull my dick outta there, smirking deviously at her. I slap her face, then smack her lips with my big fucking dick. Cathy moans her very happy approval, licking all over the veiny shaft. The thick veins gliding across those spit covered lips perfectly. Cathy nibbles on my shaft. My precum pumping out onto her dirty tongue. Her red lipstick smeared lips wrapping tight onto my crown and sucking it all out as she screams out with ecstatic, erotic bliss. Sucking down my immense load of precum right before I start blasting the real shit into her slutty mature bitch mouth.

It shoots out of my bulging meat fast, and oh so wild. Several thick and very gooey sperm wads pumping right into Cathy's mouth, immediately swallowed down by the sperm crazed milf nurse who's growling like a starving wild beast on a fresh kill as she very, very, very heatedly sucks my cum spewing meat pipe. She's sucking out my load, absolutely gorging her extremely slutty self on it, big time. Her mouth owning my thick as fuck dick. Taking complete control of it. Forcefully drinking my cum. Sucking down every single drop of rich and creamy sex dessert in me.

"Yum, yum! Give me some! Hahaha. WOO! HELL YEAH!" Cathy's loving my seed. Voraciously gulping it down til she's got it all. Cleaning my big, funky meat stick like a cocksucking pro. The thick veins running down my shaft bulging constantly as my dick and balls are totally fucking drained.

We drink a few more beers after that. Relaxing on the bed, joking and laughing and chatting about their work.

About a half an hour later, Tina starts sucking on my cock while Cathy and I make-out. Tina softly slurping my cock with such sweet sisterly love. Her smooth lips lightly sucking on the veiny shaft while her hands gently massage my big meaty balls. So perfect. Tina's mouth is making sweet love to her younger brother's cock while Cathy kisses me, pulling in and shaking my pierced nipples as I growl with such intense, sexually stimulated delight right into her mouth.

I watch my sister bob on my cock. Her lips gliding up and own my spit lubed meat so smoothly. Her tongue dancing all the way back and forth across the underside of my shaft as it frantically twitches in her mouth non-stop. The electric thrills of sexual bliss racing through my crotch making my dick jump constantly inside Tina's expertly sucking mouth and throat.

When I cum, Tina takes it all in her mouth, not swallowing it, just collecting the sperm. Pumping my thumping shaft with both hands, sucking my wad out with spit drooling perfection, as I deposit my extra creamy load deep into her sexy nurse mouth. My happy grin is beaming the whole time. Cathy's biting on and sucking on my nipples, further exciting me. Awesome shit, dude. Awesome fucking shit. Oh yeahhhhhhhh.

When I finish cum-depositing into my sister's cum greedy mouth, she grabs Cathy's blonde-haired head and pulls it to her, kissing her deep and really dirty. They share my gooey, sticky seed. Both of them moaning so loud and nasty as they cum-swap. Their tongues fucking each other's silly. Both of them swallowing my cum with pure, intensely heated, cum whore delight. Making sure to kiss as sloppy and as loud as they can to make me grin even wider. Such sweethearts they are. Ha.

"Such delicious cum, baby bro. Haha. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm." Tina and I kiss. My hands finding their way onto her 36Ds and fondling them softly as we kiss with pure, incest driven love. My sweet sexy sis smiling. I'm smiling. And Cathy's smiling... while she licks all over my cock and balls. A truly sweet moment right there on Tina's bed. The best kind of try sweet too... sex fueled and cum happy. Ha.

That's my sister. My sexy, sweet blowjob queen. I love her so much.

I can't wait til my date with our neighbor Tina tomorrow night too. I foresee some more kinky blowjob fun there as well. Hot damn! Blowjobs rock, bitches! Ha. Peace.

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