10/07/2019  The World's Trashiest Strip Club PERVERTED WHITE TRASH DEBAUCHERY... FUN FUCKIN AND FREAKY SHIT... OH HELL YEAH!!... ENJOY PERVERTS STORY : MY MAMA AND I RUNNING THE WORLD'S TRASHIEST STRIP CLUB... IT'S FUN... IT'S FREAKY... IT'S A CUM BLAST... FOLLOW OUR TWISTED PERVERTED ADVENTURES... AND AWAY WE GOOOOOOOO... "500... 600... 700..." "Beth... have you seen James? I need to talk to him." "Yeah Jessica. He's downstairs "trying out" a new stripper. I think her name is Nadia. She's a pornstar." Fucking another stripper? My man is horny as hell." "Yes he is darlin. Yes, he sure is. My son loves to fuck. Always has." "Well... I'll wait up here for him. I don't wanna interrupt him "trying out" another employee. I ran into him "trying out" a bartender. It was fun as hell, but I'll let him have his fun himself this time. My wife... one of em... Jessica Simpson, sits down and waits for me in my office. I share it with my mama Beth (Beth Chapman). She helps me run the strip club. She does most of the running actually. It's... THE WORLD'S TRASHIEST STRIP CLUB. It's real popular. All the freaky folk stop by and get a lap dance, a beer, some weed... or some pussy. It's a full service strip club. We got it all here. Mama is counting the afternoon take. Jessica sits back and waits... chewing on her gum, twirling it with her finger. Jessica is so damn beautiful. She's one of my wives that doesn't work at the club. Most of em do, but a few don't. I got a whole mess of wives and baby mamas. Like I said, most of em work for me. I run the club, pimp, sell some extracuricular activity enhancements... I hustle. The phone rings. Mama picks it up. It's me. "Mama... get down to the downstairs, men's bathroom fast! Hurry!" "OK baby. I'm coming!" Mama hangs up and hurriedly heads downstairs. "Is James OK?" Jessica asks. "He said to get downstairs fast." Mama tells her. They both hurry down to the men's bathroom. Mama hurries in the door and sees me sitting on the sink counter, pornstar Nadia White riding me. My cum is everywhere. My dick is in Nadia's tight ass. I see mama and Jessica. "I've cum in Nadia ass three times already. My cum is every damn where. I can't stop fucking Nadia's sweet ass. DAMN... IT FEELS GOODDDDDDDD!!" I yell out. Nadia smiles at me and blows me a kiss. "YES IT FUCKING DOESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! I LOVE YOUR BIG COCK IN MY ASS JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Nadia screams out, squirting again. Mama kneels down and licks my cum off of my big balls. She holds her gray cowboy hat on, as she dines on my gooey jizz. I pull Jessica to me and kiss her. Nadia kisses us too. Mama licks my cum off the sink counter too. She's a cum whore... especially for mine. I just smile and kiss, loving my life at that second. Nadia cums once more from my ass banging, then I cum again, deep up her ass. I pull out and watch my cum shoot up to her green tank top. Jessica quickly sucks my cumming cock, downing my thick load, moaning very happily. She kisses Nadia, sharing my sweet cum with her. Mama sucks me dry, pinching my left nipple. I play with mama and Jessica's awesome, natural boobs, as mama sucks me jizzless and Jessica and Nadia share my cum, as they kiss and suck tongues. Mama softly bites and sucks my left nipple, pulling it, letting it plop back. She licks it quickly. God, that feels good. Nadia kneels down on the floor and sucks my cock and balls. Jessica sucks my right nipple. "So, do I get the job?" Nadia asks, smiling up at me, raising her eyebrows, as she sucks me. "You sure fucking do baby. Can you start tonight?" "Yes." "Good. Mama put Nadia on schedule and make sure she gets the good spots. I wanna keep her happy." I smile down at Nadia. She blows me a sexy kiss. "OK sweetheart. I'll do it." Mama says, sucking my throbbing nipple real hard. AFTER MY FUN IN THE BATHROOM... I'm hanging out in the strippers dressing room smoking some Mary Jane with my aunt Sharon Osborne. She's my dad's sister. I love her hair. I love a chick with red hair. It's such a turn on. We puff and pass and puff and pass and relax. Aunty Sharon has a crush on me. It's sweet. I get that a lot. I was born with very good DNA... at least on my mother's side. My father's too... maybe not from him personally, but his sisters and mom are all sexy. "When are you gonna knock me up James? You've knocked up every other girl in Hollywood. When's Aunty Sharon's turn? You know I'm a good fuck. A freaky one too." Sharon winks at me, running her hand up my left leg. My cock starts tenting out my white sweet pants. Aunty Sharon... I love when she says that, with her sexy British accent... grabs my half hard cock and squeezes. Sharon showcases her oral skills on me. "You know dearie... this is how I got Ozzy to marry me, and make me his manager. I know my way around a dick." Aunt Sharon tells me. "You sure do aunt Sharon. You sure do." I tell her, pressing her head further down on my big dick. Sharon easily handles the first 9 inches... but gags on the last inch. Her saliva pours out. I push her head down further. My aunt pukes all over my cock and balls. She looks up at up and smiles. Sharon loves rough, nasty sex... and so do I, so we make a great match. Aunt Sharon finally downs the tenth inch of my hard throbbing man eat, licking my puke and saliva covered balls. I cum deep down her open throat. Sharon downs my gooey cum shake with delight. She gulps it all down quickly, smiling her sex smile at me, looking beautiful with my big dick lodged in her throat. "Thanks auntie. I love your blowjob skillz." I tell her. Sharon blows me a big kiss, and licks me clean. I play with her beautiful, red hair, as she licks the cum, puke and saliva from my happy cock and empty balls. Sharon sells a customer some blow at the bar, before she leaves. I split it with her. She's my aunt, and a great fuck, so I love her... like I said, we make a great match. BACK IN MAMA'S OFFICE... Mama is playing with her sweet, blonde pussy and huge, natural melons, watching my pregnant wife, porn queen, Gianna Michaels give a lap dance to a rich, old guy in a suit. Her huge, natural, milk filled jugs are swaying, as she grinds her gorgeous, pregnant ass all over his lap. We have cameras in every room... private or not. I walk in and see mama pleasuring herself, so I join her watching Gianna. I walk over behind mama's chair and watch the camera. "Gianna can really dance. I'm not even a lesbian, but I wanna fuck her." Mama says to me, reaching back and softly biting my cock, through my white sweat pants. Gianna leans back into the customer, grinding that awesome, 4 months pregnant ass all over his crotch. She rubs the side of his gray bearded face. You can see them talking about something, then you see the old, rich guy hands Gianna some money. She counts it, then holds it up to the camera. She hands him a bag of weed for later. It's $550. He wants a titty fuck too. My wife has the most amazing melons. I fuck em all the time. Gianna gets on her knees and pulls out the fat dick, licking it. She drools her spit all over it, rubbing it in. She blows a kiss up at the camera, knowing I'm watching. Mama pulls my pants down and bites all over my super thick cock. I groan. Mama smiles and squeezes my ass, pulling me into her mouth. She bobs her blonde head on my big dick and devours it happily. Gianna sucks the fat dick for a minute, then wraps her huge, milk jugs around it, shaking them all over it. She pumps her titties on that fat, old cock, licking the head, as the precum oozes out. Mama deepthroats me, not gagging at all. I pull out and kiss her, then bend mama over the desk and smack that phat ass hard. I spread her cheeks and run my tongue up her tight ass, eating her out. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSS BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY... TOSS MY SALAD BABY... EAT MY ASS!!" Mama shakes her thick, mature ass on my happy face. I lick her out, smacking her ass over and over. Gianna let's the old guy pound her titties, while she squeezes her nipples, shooting her delicious breast milk all over his ready to explode cock. He pumps his thick wad all over Gianna's perfect melons, while her milk shoots everywhere. Gianna pumps out every drop of jizz from the customer. She licks the tip of his cock, tasting his cum, smacking her lips. Gianna gets up and wipes off her tits, fixing her pink bikini top back. I booty bang mama, as she bends over the desk. Her ass is so tight and warm, I shake my head, loving it. I reach under her and squeeze those massive, 38F tits, as they hang down and flop wildly, from the booty banging. I squeeze mama's tits the whole time I plow up her ass. Mama squirts all over me, as I plow harder and faster, stretching out that super sexy ass, each time I drill up it. I push all the way up her ass and start cumming. Mama pulls away and kneels down, engulfing my cumming cock, sucking down her thick, gooey drop of sex cream. Mama moans so slutty, as she drinks down my load, jerking my thick bas, as she sucks the top half, rubbing her tongue underneath my cock so fast, her lips gripping my thick shaft so damn tight. "Sexiest mama on earth!" I look down and tell mama. She's so fucking gorgeous. Mama smiles big, around my cock in her mouth, and tickles my very happy balls. I walk out back to get some air... and smoke some weed. I see another stripper of mine, Sofia Vergara selling a customer some weed. He offers her $300 for a bj too. She takes the money and kneels down in the alley, pulling out his cock. The guy must be a huge fan, because as soon as Sofia out her gorgeous, full, cherry red lips around his skinny cock, he came. I laughed. That's a $300 second. Sofia sucked out his jizz, as the guy apologized and ran off. She spit it out, wiping her mouth and cursing him in Spanish. I walked over and winked at her. Sofia winked at me. She opened up and I started pissing in her mouth. Damn, pissing in Sofia Vergara's mouth, in the alleyway behind my strip club... it's priceless. Sofia happily drank my urine down, not spilling a drop. She sucked me dry and kissed my big white dick and balls all over. Sofia is one of my favorite strippers. "Thanks papi. That other loser made me mad, but you made some smile. Love you James." Sofia blows me a big, sexy kiss. "Anytime baby... Any time." I wink at her. 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/07/2019  The World's Horniest Trailer Park WARNING: White Trash Fuck Parody... Fucked Up And Freaky As Fuck... "Just fuckin' film it jackass! Yeahhhhhhhh... lick that piss up bitch! Who's your piss daddy?" "You are baby. You're my beautiful, piss daddy James. Mmmmmmmm. (Drinking down every drop of my piss)" "Zoom in... get in her mouth. Make sure they can see her swallowing my fuckin' piss. Don't fuck it up!" "I got it boss. It's perfect." My warm piss is flowing. Another peaceful, white trash afternoon. Makin' Piss Sluts 28. It's a big sellin' line for us. "OK mama... that was great." My mama Betty (Anna Maria Horsford From The Friday Movies) is my step mama. My real mama Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is in New York filmin' her show. Fuck, I miss her. She's comin' back in time to film a scene with me for this damn movie. She's gonna be the cover girl. Mama's been on the cover of 6 of em. My wife Kim Kardashian has been on the cover of 12. She's like the official Piss Sluts cover girl. I not only own this fuckin' trailer park... It's known as The World's Horniest Trailer Park... and you're sure as hell gonna see why, but I also own White Trash XXX. It's the talk of the fuckin' porn biz. We do freaky ass, fucked up, perverted, no limits, guerilla style porn movies. Alotta piss, fisting, fetish, cosplay, freak fuckin' fun shit... with a big ass white trash vibe to it. I'm white trash for life motherfuckers! "Thanks mama... sexy bitch. Smile at the camera and tell em you're a piss slut." "MWAH...I'm a piss slut for my baby. He's got the best piss... I love it!" Betty doin' a great job bein' a piss slut. Doorbell rings... I ignore it... keeps ringing... I walk out my bedroom, to the front fucking door... nude. I open the damn door... scratchin' my nuts. It's one of my baby mama's, Courtney Love. "Hey baby... I need some money." Courtney askin' for money again. I squeeze her sweet titties. "SPENCE... GET YOUR ASS IN HERE AND GIVE COURTNEY ONE OF MY WELFARE CHECKS." I flop down on the sofa... been up all night, so I'm fuckin' tired. My cousin Spence (From The King Of Queens) comes running in and hands Courtney one of my welfare checks. That's a long story, but I'll shorten it for ya ass. I've had a few run ins with the law. Roughly 17 court cases. The fuckin' government's been tryin' to railroad me into the damn slammer forever. I'm a freak fuckin' white trash outlaw and they hate that shit. They got caught though, on the last case, plantin' evidence and the judge got all pissed off about it. My fans have been on the feds asses every time they try and lock me up, so the judge said he was gonna expose all the crooked shit the government was doin' to me... and they panicked. They wanted to cover the whole mess up, so they dropped all charges and agreed not to harass me anymore. They gave me a big ass settlement too. On top of the big ass settlement, they give me a big ass welfare check each month for all the kids I have. Last count, it was 12. Hey... I love to knock bitches up. It's a fun ass hobby. I was so happy to be done with that court shit, I hooked the judge up with some free pussy and weed after the trial. "Thanks baby. Can we fuck?" Courtney getting' right to the point. It's one of my favorite things about the bitch. "Not right now baby. I'm worn the fuck out. Maybe later. Spence... fuck Courtney." I nod off. Courtney grabs Spence and pulls his... and her... clothes off, right there. Courtney lays out on the floor, opens those long legs wide and takes the dicking like a champ. She's a helluva good fuck. Spence slams her twat for a good ten minutes. I think they both cum together... who the fuck knows. "OK GUYS... A LITTLE MORE... NO... JUST A LITTLE... OK... THERE. PERFECT. NOW HOOK IT IN." My wife Penny (From The Big Bang Theory) is supervising my new, pimped out, neon WHITE TRASH XXX sign being put in over top my office trailer. "GREAT JOB GUYS... HERE." Penny gives the workers a nice bonus, pulling up her white, wifebeater tank top and flashin' em. Penny shakes her sweet ass 32C titties for em, jumpin' up and down. The workers explode into raucous cheers and wolf whistles. They rain down all over Penny and her magnificent cans. Penny pulls her top down. The workers boo. Penny laughs. "SORRY FELLAS." She waves... then turns around and sees another of my wives Kim Kardashian. "Hey Penny. Giving the workers a nice bonus huh?" Kim asks, smirking and giggling. "Yeah..." Penny answers. She's interrupted with a loud, ""SHOW YOUR TITS" chant from above, directed at Kim. Penny smiles at Kim. She's wearing a baby blue and white, spandex workout outfit. Skin tight, accentuatin' those awesome curves of hers. "SORRY GUYS... NOT TODAY." Kim tells the horny bastards. They boo her. Kim and Penny laugh... then they kiss for a minute, to shut the dumbasses up. It's met with excited chants of, "HELL YEAH" and "START FUCKING." Penny and Kim walk off... shaking those perfect asses for the horny bastards, as they leave. "Did Phil try and feel you up too, last night at the party?" Penny asks Kim. "Yeah... I finally just let him feel my ass, so he would calm down." Kim says, shaking her head and smiling. "He wouldn't stop trying to feel me up. I mean... I was half drunk, so I probably would've blown him or something anyway, but he kept being so pushy, it was annoying. I finally let him grope my tits, while I drank a margarita. He's got a real nice cock. I jerked it a little for him, but Vanessa came over and started slapping him. It was funny as hell. She was yelling at him and cussing him out in Spanish. I laughed so damn hard." Penny giggles. My uncle Phil (Dr Phil) and my aunt Vanessa Del Rio live in the trailer park. They fight a lot... usually bout Phil's gamblin' or foolin' around. It's funny, cause Vanessa's not only a porn legend... she's also one of the horniest bitches you'll come across... and all over. We fuck all the time. Everybody here does. We fuck... it's what we do. "JAMESSSSSS... COME HERE PLEASEEEEEE." I hear my baby sister Kat (Kat Dennings) calling me. Damn, tryin' to take a nap. (Loud Belch)... "JAMESSSSSS... PLEASE COME HEREEEEEEE." I finally get up (big yawn) and make my way to Kats bedroom. OUCH... Damn plant. Stubbed my damn toe. My sister Kat has me wrapped around her little finger... and she fuckin' knows it. It's annnoying as shit sometimes. But, hey... she's my baby sister... and she's one of the best fucks on earth, so I put up with it. Awesome titties too. I stand at her open door and watch Kat dry herself off. Just outta the shower, nice and wet, big titties jigglin'. "Yes." I say, watchin' dem big ass titties real close. "Hey there. Just wanted to say I love you... and you're little bastard mascot or whatever he is, is peeping me again." Kat smiles, shaking her 34DDs for me. "Love you too... HORNY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?" My little leprechaun buddy Hornswoggle (Former WWE Superstar Hornswoggle) comes out of Kat's closet, grinnin' from ear to ear, jerkin' his surprisingly big dick. "Why you gotta be so damn creepy Horny? Such a nice dick. If your cool, I'll let you fuck me silly again." Kat slaps his little bearded face. They've fucked before. Like I said earlier... we fuck... it's what we do. Kat drops her towel... and drops to her knees in front of me. She looks up lovingly and licks my huge crown, kissing it too. She sucks me in, smiling a very slutty smile, taking about half of my 12 super thick inches down her throat. She grabs Horny's 8 and a half inches and strokes it. He giggles wildly, grinning big and sleazy, and jumps up and down like a maniac... must be a leprechaun thing. Kat's so fuckin' gorgeous, from head to fuckin' toe. She shakes her dark brown haired head side to side as she sucks me, twirling her tongue all over my sensitive shaft. Kat jerks Hornswoggle, as she now deepthroats me, taking in all 12 inches, her throat so tight and smooth... not gagging at all. Her nose is pressed into my crotch, she even licks my balls, lathering them with her saliva. We spend the next half hour with me laying on her bed, Kat riding me in her pussy and Horny sleazy bangin' her ass. Kat and I kiss, as I grope and play with those awesome natural tits. They're so full and heavy in my hands, so squeezable and soft. Horny slams up Kat's ass, smacking her phat booty with his little horny ass leprechaun hand. Kat moans into my mouth, sucking my tongue, smiling a sex crazed smile. Hornswoggle cums up Kat's gorgeous ass and goes to the bathroom, while Kat bounces hard on my super cock. "FUCKKKKKKKK... I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK JAMESSSSSSSSS!!" Kat squirts all over my cock and balls and keeps bouncin'. I slap and squeeze those awesome titties so damn hard, pinching her big, perky nipples, watching her lick her luscious, full lips, cumming again, slamming all the way down on my huge, ready to pop cock. I explode my cum up that super sweet honey hole. It pumps deep and fast up Kat's tight twat. (Toilet flushing)... Horny cums outta the bathroom and watches... giggling like crazy... Kat suck my cum glazed cock clean. She licks and sucks every fuckin' inch of my foot long dick. She rubs that gorgeous, sex hungry face all over it, smiling up at me so sweet and slutty, blowin' me sweet kisses. I fondle her big tit and watch every damn second. Kat drinks my piss too. Every fuckin' warm drop. She clamps those perfect lips around my very thick shaft and gulps it all down with a smile. I groan happily, squeezing her big, soft tit, pissin' right down my gorgeous, big titty sister's throat. I love my fuckin' life. "OK... do we have all the chairs in place?" "Yes... all of them. Lights are working. Everything's set for tonight." "Good job Spence. Is Nia around?" "Yeah. I saw her earlier." "Good. Make sure the high rollers have everything they need tonight. It's gonna be a big betting night." "You got it Penny." Spence and Penny are making sure everything's ready for our Fuck Fights. We put on fights here. We film em too. They're a big seller. Our fights are a little different than normal backyard fights. If you lose... you get fucked in the ass by the winner... and the winner gets to cum... and piss... anywhere on you... or in you... that they want. A lot of money gets bet on our fights. My bodyguard, WWE Superstar Nia Jax is my top female fighter. She's undefeated. She fights chicks and dudes. My girl has made me alotta cheese. We fuck after every fight too. She's a beast in the ring... and a fuckin' freak in the sheets. Sexy ass, big ass Samoan chick. My Cousin Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) is my top male fighter. He's undefeated too. He keeps teasing his brother SPENCE, that he's gonna, "GET THESE HANDS"... Spence is scared I'll actually book him to fight Braun. Sometimes tease him and I tell him I am... then I watch him run around pissin' his pants. Funny stuff. My main girlfriend, Japanese porn superstar Hitomi Tanaka lives with me too. She's been back in Japan on business, but my sister Nikki-Dee is pickin' her up at the airport. Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) is a gorgeous sweetheart, piece of pregnant ass. Big ass titties, the most beautiful smile you've ever seen, and a sweet ass personality too... as well as fun as fuck to fuck. Damn, I love fuckin' her. Nikki-Dee's married... damn husband is a fuckin' buzzkill. He wants a prim and proper lady wife. Nikki-Dee's my sister, so she's a sex hungry, perverted freak... like the rest of us. She's visiting, so her lame ass husband ain't around... thankfully. "JAMESSSSSSSS..." My gorgeous ass cousin Jessica Simpson jumps into my arms and goes all kiss crazy on my face. "I've missed you handsome. Mmmmmm... I've missed this huge cock too." Jessica grabs my cock through my gray shorts. She keeps kissin' the fuck outta me, those big fucking titties rubbin' all over my naked chest. Fuck, she's hot. We kiss, suck tongues, her arms around my shoulders. I back her against my trailer and pull out my cock, pull up her very short red mini skirt... no panties... my girl... and start dick slammin' that fine ass neatly trimmed pussy of hers. "FUCK YEAH!! POUND MY PUSSY JAMES!! GIVE ME THAT BIG FUCKING COCK DADDY!!" We kiss, her lips so sweet and full. I yank her huge titties outta her low cut red top and lace bra, and suck em good. I chew on em and suck em so fuckin' hard... leaving suck prints all over her soft titties. Jessica cums all over me, sweet pussy nectar spraying my rampaging rod. I keep slamming up her tight cunt, her swollen, wet labia gliding up and down my hard throbbing shaft. "Mmmmmmmmmmm... FUCK MEEEEEEEEE!!" Jessica cums again, as I suck the sweet titty milk from her awesome, natural cans. I drink down three mouthfuls. It squirts fast out of her puffy pink nipples. I keep suckin' and fuckin' my famous cousin, slamming into that sweet, pink cunt, her perfect body pressed against the trailer. Jessica cums again and again. Pussy cream everywhere. I pump my big load up into her sweet, tight pussy, kissing her deeply, as my cock blasts the cream out. Fuck, I love Jessica. She's my favorite cousin. "Whewwww... Damn, daddy... That was awesome! I fucking missed you baby." Jessica says, smiling and kissing me like crazy. "Missed you too hot stuff. Sexy ass bitch. Damn, we should get married. Dump that dude you got now. He can't handle you like I can. Fuckin' sexy as fuck." "OK... Let's get married. I'll dump his ass for you anytime." We make out for another five minutes. I suck her gorgeous, natural titties some more. We share her milk, kissin'... Jessica drinks it outta my mouth. My step sister Dana (Regina King) greets me, as I come in the back door. She kisses me... I squeeze her sweet little ass. She's got on a tight gray t shirt... no bra and short, tight little shorts. I take care of all my sisters. I look after em and keep em happy. Dana and I have gotten real close since her mom married my dad. She's a horny little freak too. Gorgeous lips... and big ol nipples. "Howard wants to fuck me. Offered me $500." Dana tells me. Mama Betty hands me a beer. "So... fuck him. It's $500. Bernadette will beat his little ass afterwards, so it'll be funny as hell." I tell Dana... sitting down, drinkin' my beer, mama in my lap. "You fucked him before. You know he's got a little dick. Easy $500." Dana fucked Howard before at one of our parties. A little liquor is a pretty damn good aphrodisiac. By the way, Howard Wolowitz is a perverted, little peepin' tom engineer. He and his wife Bernadette live next door. She's a short, sweet... and hot as fuck... microbiologist. They're both in my crew. Nice couple. Bernie's got big, natural cans... great fuck too. Freaky little chick. I dig her. "You know honey... if you have a chance to make some nice money, being sexy... go for it. Howard's harmless. I let him fuck my titties for helping me clean out my garden. He won't last long anyway." Mama tells Dana, then she kisses me. She's a fuckin' doll. "Yeah... you're right. It's easy money." Dana kisses me and mama. "If he's a problem... tell me. I'll kick his little ass for ya." I reassure Dana. She hugs me and kisses my cheek. I pull her shirt up and pour some beer on her sweet, little tits. I lick it all off and suck her titties for awhile. I swirl my tongue around those big ass, ebony nipples and suck away. Dana hugs my head to her tits and moans her happy approval. Mama pulls my cock out and pulls her pants down, riding me so damn good. She and Dana take turns bouncin' on my huge white dick. I drink my beer and squeeze some black titties, while they ride me and kiss each other. I blast my wad up Dana's pussy. She looks right at me and bites her bottom lip, as my super cock pumps her full of thick cream. Mama starts to eat it out of her, but I stop her. "Leave it Mama. Let it be a nice surprise for Howard. Make him eat your pussy before he fucks you Dana." We all laugh. "Great idea James." Dana smiles. We kiss... and we kiss mama too. Nice three way make out session. Dana gets up and wipes her cum glazed slit... covering up the surprise. She sucks her finger clean. "Mmmmmmm... best cum ever. I love it." Dana smiles her sluttiest smile for me. We kiss. I smack her ass and Dana goes off to meet up with Howard for their "date." Mama and I make out some more... big titty fondling and big booty squeezes. I sit at the table, gray shorts, air jordans and my Pimp Daddy chain on. One and a half mil bling jack. Kim bought it for me. Anniversary present. My dad (Dr Evil From The Austin Powers Movies) comes in... I have a bunch of people livin' here with me. It's a huge ass trailer. "Son... how are you today?" "I'm great dad... how are you?" Dad looks at me with his trademark, creepy, but trying to be rather evil, look. "Fine... fine... I was just wondering, if you thought about what I said yesterday." "Dad... I'm not gonna follow in your footsteps. I've got a good thing goin' here. Fuckin'... suckin'... porn, partyin'... a little weed and liquor operation... and fightin'. No need for evil world domination. I'm too damn busy... sorry." "I hear ya... It's just that... c'mon... I'm an evil genius... and... no offence... but... you're the white trash king. It's kinda embarrassing for me. Sorry. I love ya son... but... ya know..." Dad gives me a consoling smirk. "Sorry dad. Ask Scott again." I tell him to ask my half brother Scott (Seth Green). "Scott? He's so ridiculously quasi evil. He can't follow in my friggin' footsteps. You're a leader. He's a friggin' creepy hippie or something... I mean, really..." Dad looks really disappointed. "Sorry. Have a beer. You'll be fine." "Sure, I'll have a beer. That'll solve everything." Daddy chugs two beers at a time. He coughs it up, spilling them everywhere. I laugh. I see Courtney Love coming in the front door. "Hey Courtney... blow my dad. He needs to relax." I walk to my bedroom. "OK. Anything for you James." Courtney walks over to my dad and drops to her knees. I hear her unzip his pants, as I enter my bedroom and flop on the bed. I'm worn out and need a nap. I close my eyes, just as Kim comes in and crawls into bed with me. We pimp snuggle. "Tired, huh babe?" "Yep." "Can Iay here with you?" "Yeah babe." I kiss her. "I think Nia's gonna fight your uncle Phil." I laugh. "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, Vanessa is mad at him, so it was her idea. She wants him to get beat up and fucked in the ass." Kim laughs... so do I. I drift off to sleep, holding Kim, laughing. We wake up an hour later. Quick nap. Dana comes in my bedroom... just outta the shower, towel wrapped around her. She crawls into bed with us. "How did it go Dana?" Kim asks her. "About as expected. Howard didn't last long. I did make him eat my pussy first James. He said it tasted funny, but I told him I put some whipped cream in there for him." We laugh. "He said he liked it... I told him, I'm sure he did." We laugh some more. Nice three way snuggle... pimp style. The fights are a success. A lot of money being bet. As expected, Nia knocked out Uncle Phil... she put on her strapon and fucked his ass too. Aunt Vanessa was cheerin' and cussin' Phil out in Spanish the whole damn time. Funny as hell. We filmed it all. Sorry Phil, but business is business. Nia and I fucked. I drilled that thick, Samoan ass through five Big O's. Fucked her pussy and tits too. Came all over her sexy face. Kim licked it all up. I pissed all over both of their faces. Gonna put them in Piss Sluts 28 along with mama Betty... and mama too. Braun and Spence got to tag team Bernie... while Howard had to watch. Bernie likes to cuckold him. They double analed her... fucked her pussy and ass at the same time. Braun and Spence both came on Bernie's sweet tits. She made Howard lick it up. He did... then threw up. They filmed it. Just another day in my freaky ass, white trash life. Stay tuned for the next episode. Mama, Kim, Penny, Hitomi, Nikki-Dee, my cousin Carrie Heffernan... and some surprise appearances in that one. We're just getting' started. See ya next time my fellow freaks... WHITE TRASH FOR LIFE... GOD BLESS PUSSY AND WEED. 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/07/2019  Trailer Fuck-O-Rama "BABE... CAN YOU PLEASE DRIVE ME TO WORK? MY DAMN CAR WON'T START. PLEASE." My girlfriend Kat (Kat Dennings) asks. I'm in the shower... kinda busy... so I ignore her. My mama (Beth Chapman) is sucking me off while I shower. She's kneeling down in front of me, deepthroating all ten inches of my thick dick of awesome. I'm smiles and washing, watching mama's blonde head bounce of my thick meat... and also watching her 38F melons glisten with the warm water splattering off of em. "BABE... CAN YOU PLEASE DRIVE ME TO WORK? I NEED TO GO." Kat's getting frustrated. I'm ready to cum. "HOLD ON!" I yell back at Kat, as mama sucks out my thick load, jerking my fat shaft, looking up at me, her tongue washing all over my cumming dick, her saliva pouring out of the corners of her mouth. FUCK... MY MAMA IS HOT!! Mama winks at me as she sucks down my whole load of creamy man goo. Mama is the best fuck I've ever had. I'm a mama's boy and damn proud of it. She's the best there is. God damn, I love fuckin mama! Incest rocks round this bitch. I finish showering, watching mama soap up those massive titties, putting on a show for me. She's a sweetheart. "Spence... go drive Kat to work. I'm gonna be busy." I tell my chubby cousin Spence, who's sitting on the toilet watching mama and me, jerking off. I plant my dick between mama's tits and start fucking. "OK James." Spence watches us as he gets up and goes into the living room of my trailer to take, Kat to work. "JAMES told me to take you to work Kat." Spence tells her. "Great..." Kat shakes her head. "You've got a cute cock Spence, but could you put the damn thing away?" Kat points at Spence's exposed cock. He forgot to put it away in the bathroom. Spence puts his cock in his pants and they head out. "You really think it's cute?" Spence asks Kat, grinning, as they walk out the front door of the trailer. Kat gives him a frustrated look and shakes her head. ... Mama shakes her titties all over my ready to pop cock, spitting all over it, rubbing it in with her awesome natural melons. Mama licks the fat head of my cock and takes my jizz all over her face. One big glob of cum splatters her outstretched tongue. Mama gulps that down quickly, then holds my cumming cock on her face and lets it cover that sexy milf face with my thick jizz. Mama smiles and wipes the cum off her face with her hands and licks them clean, looking right at me. She sucks in my cock head, licking the sensitive underside very quickly, driving me crazy. Mama sucks me bone dry, yanking her head off of my cock when she's done, smacking her glistening lips loud. ... "My boyfriend's more interested in fucking his mother, than he is in taking me to work. It's frustrating. URGHHHHHHH!" Kat vents to Spence on the way to the diner she works at. Kat's a waitress... and a super fucking hot one too. She's wears her tight, yellow and red waitress mini dress with the top unzipped to her breasts, showing of major cleavage. Her 34DD melons are fucking awesome... and all natural. Spence keeps looking over at Kat's cleavage, licking his lips, while he's driving... and its raining. "Great... we're gonna have an accident cause you can't stop staring at my tits. You're such a perv Spence." Kat's still upset about me. Spence looks away from Kat's cleavage. "Sorry." He immediately looks back again. Can't blame the horny bastard... they're fucking perfect. Kat just shrugs her head and looks out the window of Spence's brown Volkswagen Beetle. "I should probably blow you, to get back at him..." Kat says, noticing the bulge in Spence's pants, causing Spence's eyes to open real damn wide... "But don't get any ideas... cause I'm not." Kat deflates Spence's extreme excitement real quick. He groans, dejected and sad. ... I live in a trailer park. It's a pretty cool place. I live with mama and Kat... and my sister Jenni (JWOWW From Jersey Shore). Spence lives next door, on our left. He's over at our trailer all the time. I like having him around, to do stuff for me, and we're friends too. He gets on mama and Jenni's nerves, Kat's too... but we're close, so they put up with him. ... There's a knock on the front window, so I check it out. I open the window and see my side chick Jessica (Jessica Simpson). She's the resident trailer park blonde hottie... besides mama. All the dudes have a crush on her, but she's mine. Fuck yeah! "Hey baby, come on in the house. Get outta the rain." I tell Jessica, looking hard at her braless. big titties in her wet, white tank top. "Ok baby. I just wanted to make sure Kat was gone first." Jessica smiles so damn sweet at me. Fuck... she's beautiful. "Yeah baby, she went to work. I got Spence to take her. Come on in." I close the window, as Jessica runs around to the front door to get out of the rain. I let her in. We kiss... and I grope that sweet, curvy ass. I've got it bad for Jessica. She may be my side chick, but she occupies my mind as much as Kat. I fell for her when she first moved in a year ago. We've been involved... and fucking our brains out ever since. Kat doesn't know about my relationship with Jessica... and I'd prefer to keep it that way. Jessica kneels down, right there in my living room, and gorges herself on my thick, throbbing dick. Those beautiful, glistening, pink lips gliding smoothly down my fat shaft, dragging back up to the tip. Jessica repeats the process over and over, winking at me, smiling so sweet around my big ass dick. Her cheeks pushed out from my girth, her saliva cascading slowly down the sides of my shaft. I cum hard inside Jessica's mouth. My thick sperm shoots out in creamy waves, one after the other, and Jessica gulps it all down. "Yummy." Jessica looks up at me so sweet, so sexy, so seductively. I pick her up and sit her on the sofa, kneeling between her legs, softly kissing up and down her inner thighs. I lick her wet, puffy labia, snaking my tongue slowly between her lips. I slide my up her gorgeous, pink snatch, rolling it, licking quickly across Jessica's soft pink folds. Jessica plays with my hair, moaning and writhing on my couch. She squirts her sweet nectar deep I to my thirsty mouth and I drink it down with a smile. Jenni walks in and joins us. She lays on the floor, sucking my cock, as I lick my side chick's pussy clean. Jenni deepthroats me, pulling my ass towards her face, forcing my cock as far down her throat as possible. We spend the next hour on the couch with Jessica and Jenni taking turns riding me. They make out, kissing and groping each other's big tits while the bounce on my cock. Both of their pussies feel awesome. So wet and warm. I ass Fuck both too, bending them over slapping their sweet bootys, anal banging them from behind. Jessica and Jenni suck each others tits as they take my big dick up their asses, begging for more. I end up cumming on both of their faces as they kneel before me, smiling as my thick jizz paints their beautiful faces. Jessica and Jenni lick each other's faces clean, guzzling down my cream, kissing each other and fondling their big tits. I piss all over both of them, splattering their big tits and beautiful faces with my heavy stream of warm piss. Jessica drinks it, sucking my thick head. Jenni copies her, sucking mh entire pissing dick down her throat, drinking the rest down, smiling at me the whole fucking time. ... "OLEG... STOP GRABBING ME ASS EVERY DAMN TIME I COME IN THE DAMN KITCHEN!" Kat yells at the cook at the diner. "What? I was reaching for some sugar and you got in the way." Oleg smirks. He loves to fondle Kat as much as possible, then try and lie his way out of it. "SUGAR MY ASS!" Kat storms off, frustrated and angry about her job, the horny ass cook... and me. "You got that right sweet cheeks. Your ass is sweet as sugar baby." Oleg says under his breath. ... "Spence... you're gonna have to pick up Kat. Jessica and I are going to check out a bar. Just tell Kat something came up." Jessica plays with my dick as I drive to the bar. "Ok James." Spence agrees to pick up Kat from work. ... Kat makes it through her shift. Oleg only groped her two more times. Kat slapped him the last time. She comes outside and sees Spence waiting for her. She shakes her head again. Kat gets in Spence's Beetle and they head back to the trailer park. "What happened this time?" Kat asks Spence, shaking her head with a disgusted look on her face. Kat chews her gum angrily. She blows a bubble and quickly pops it. "Umm... James said something came up. Sorry." Spence says nervously. "WHAT CAME UP? TELL ME!" Kat demands. "I... I don't know. Umm..." "YES YOU DO YOU LITTLE PERV! TELL ME NOW! WHAT CAME UP! IF YOU DON'T... I'M GONNA RIP THIS OFF!" Kat screams at Spence, grabbing his cock in his pants and squeezing as hard as she can. Spence winches in pain, scared of my angry girlfriend. "OK... OK... James and Jessica are checking out a bar. That's all he said. I PROMISE!!" Spence yells, his cock hurting and his fear of Kat intensifying. Kat let's go of Spence's cock and smacks it hard. "OWWW!" Spence yells out, not knowing what to say or do. "So... he can't take me to work cause he's fucking his mama... and he can't pick me up cause he's fooling around with the trailer park tramp. That asshole!" Kat folds her arms in disgust, angry at me. Spence stays quiet, not wanting to make Kat any angrier. There's a few minutes of intense silence. The tension is very thick in the air. Spence is scared. Kat is angry. No one says a word. Spence is getting very nervous, not knowing what Kat will do next. His dick is still sore from her squeezing. "Pull over." Kat tells Spence, breaking the uneasy silence. "Huh?" Spence asks, scared out of his mind." "PULL THE FUCK OVER... RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!" Kat screams at Spence. He quickly pulls over to the side of the road into a quiet spot. Spence sits there scared to move or say anything, trembling in fear. "OK... whip it out." Kat demands. She looks at Spence with a stern look, her eyes beaming with anger, her arms folded. "Ummm..." Spence stammers in fear. "WHIP OUT YOUR FUCKING COCK. I'M GONNA BLOW YOU TO GET BACK AT MY ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND!" Kat yells at Spence. He doesn't know what to do, but he does know not to piss off Kat any further. Spence slowly unzips his brown khakis and pulls out his thick six inches. He's hard. Even though Kat hurt him earlier, Spence was still turned on. Kat unzips her top and pulls her big ass titties out of black bra, letting them spill out of her uniform. She pulls the gum from her mouth and puts it on the dashboard. Kat playfully slaps Spence's hard cock... he and it jumps... then she leans over and licks his plump crown. A big drop of precum leaks out of his piss slit and Kat laps it up. "Mmmm... very good Spence. I might just enjoy this." Kat smirks. Kat softly bites on Spence's thick head and cock, licking up and down it. She jerks the shaft, drawing out another big, salty, slimy drop of precum. Kat quickly sucks it up, digging her tongue into Spence's piss slit to get any more. Spence leans his head back, loving every second of the blowjob. He puts his hand on Kat's head, then quickly pulls it away in fear. Kat grabs his hand and puts it on her right breast, knowing how much Spence loves her big, heaving tits. Spence nervously smiles and squeezes Kat's soft, heavy tit as she deep throats his entire thick, throbbing cock. "Mmmmmm... Great cock Spence." Kat compliments Spence as she sucks him off. Kat's long brown hair sways as she bobs her head faster and faster on his close to cumming cock. Her ruby red lipstick is smeared all over Spence's throbbing dick. Spence squeezes Kat's tit hard and grunts. He looks down at her and pumps his thick load into Kat's expertly sucking mouth. Several thick globs of creamy semen explode into my girlfriend's mouth and she eagerly gulps em down. "Oh my God Spence... It's so good." Kat mumbles as she swallows Spence's load. She sucks out every thick drop and sucks Spence completely dry. Kat sits up and wipes the corners of her mouth, happy with her oral work. "Very nice Spence. Love your cum. Your cock ain't too bad either. Now, take me home." Kat sits back in the passengers seat and fixes her lipstick. Spence grins happily and shakes his head in delight. He drives home, thinking about Kat's blowjob the whole way. ... When Kat gets home, she yells at me for not paying her enough attention. She tells me about sucking Spence off to get back at me. It kinda turned me on. I dig slutty chicks. I took Kat in our bedroom and Fucked her brains out for three hours, pounding her pussy, ass, tits and mouth. She swallowed two loads of my cum and a load of piss. I ate her pussy through three orgasms and finally came all over those awesome tits. Kat was right. I wasn't paying her enough attention and I changed that. I'm always doing things for her now, always making sure she's happy and making her feel special. She actually has gotten used to Jessica too. We have threesomes regularly. It's a helluva life here at the trailer park. Kat and I are getting married. Jessica, mama, Jenni and I are still fucking our brains out, and Spence found a girlfriend. Her names Denise. She's got big ol titties too. I have a feeling we're all gone become close. It's like that here. Trailer Park Fuck O Rama for life. 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/07/2019  The Pervert Agent Returns Ahhhhh. It's good to be back. Nice vacation in Hawaii with Ronda, but I'm an agent, best in the damn biz. LA LA Land is my home... my jungle, and I'm the king of it. "TIMMY... GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!" I yell for my young assistant Timmy. He's annoying sometimes and gets in the way here and there, but... Yeah, he's a pain. Timmy runs into my office. "Yes sir?" "When is Beth supposed to be here?" "Ahhh... any moment now sir." "OK, get outta here... AND TELL ME WHEN BETH GETS HERE!" I order Timmy, as he runs out of my office and back to his desk. I'm expecting my newest client, TV celebrity Beth Chapman. I met her several years ago and ran into her on my vacation in Hawaii recently. I talked into signing on with me. I spent the whole time staring at those giant tits of hers. I did a good job charming her, because she didn't get mad when she caught me looking. You can never have enough hot chick clients in this town. I've been in this business over 25 years, and I've learned one important lesson... more than one, but for arguments sake I'll say one... tits and ass = money. Plus, the ladies are more fun and way nicer to look at than the fellas. Timmy buzzes me. "Yeah." "Mrs Chapman is here boss." "Well, show her in damn it." "Yes sir." Timmy leads Beth into my office. We hug. "You look ravishing my dear." I look over Beth. She's looking real ravishing. Long, wavy blonde hair. A tight, button down black blouse open past her massive breasts, a tight, really short, black mini skirt, short black jacket, black pumps and designer shades. Man, what a woman! "Thanks Dick. You're always the charmer. It's good to see you again." Beth says, as I hold her chair for her, as she sits. I offer Beth some coffee or a drink, but she declines. "Thank you. Such a gentleman." Beth smiles. "My pleasure dear. It's good to see you again too. I'm really looking forward to working with you sweetheart." "Sweetheart? Ha. Calm down Mr Playboy." Beth shuts me down... temporarily. "No offence intended dear." I play it casual. "What do you have for me Dick? Let's get down to business." Beth is a strong, alpha female, so she's gonna be a little tougher to crack than most of my clients. "OK. I think you can be a big star in this town. You have the looks, strong personality, charisma and all around big star potential my dear. With my help, you Beth, can go all the way. I'm gonna make you a superstar, bigger than Marilyn, Madonna or Miley. You're gonna be huge." I light a cigar and make a huge motion with my hands. I sit back in my chair and smoke away on my fat cigar, supremely confident in my ability. Beth looks at me, legs crossed, a boss bitch smirk on her gorgeous, milf face. "You're laying it on pretty thick, aren't you Dick?" "Well... I usually do... lay it on, real thick." I confidently wink at Beth. "HA! I bet. Well... As we talked about in Hawaii, I wanna branch off from my husband. I wanna start my own career, to see how far I can get. I'm not getting any younger, so I need to strike out now. This town is finicky, so I need some help... that's why I'm here." Beth lays out her plans. "I'm here to help you dear. I'm the best agent in the biz. I have a lot of clients, and all of them are successful, so I know I can help you get everything you want and desire." I give Beth a supportive, yet coy smile. I smoke my imported cigar and rock in my chair. I know what I can do. Like I said, I have a lot of clients, and they're all successful. I know what I'm doing and I am the best agent in this town. "Well... I just wanna make sure we're on the same page. I don't want you to try and book me in some sex musical like Kathie Lee. That's fine for her, but I'm not looking for that type of help." Beth says with a tinge of disdain in her voice, laughing and shaking that gorgeous, blonde haired head. She has such beautiful hair. I check her out as she talks, without being too obvious about it. Those breasts are... as they do to all of her fans... driving me crazy. They're so huge and spectacular. Even more so than on TV. I wouldn't mine her chasing me down and slapping on some cuffs, maybe rub those hooters all over me in the process. "Are you listening to me Dick?" Beth snaps her fingers. I shake my head, snapping out of my huge hooters daze. "Yes yes... I'm listening, sorry, I was just thinking about something." I clear my throat and recoup my composure. Beth smirks again, probably realizing what I was thinking about. She knows what she's doing. She acts all sophisticated and like she doesn't want guys to stare at her amazing jugs, but she's always wearing tight, low cut tops, showing them off. Beth's a tease. An alpha female tease. She enjoys having that power over men. "I wanna get away from the bounty hunter stuff. It's made me famous, but I want more. A lot more. I wanna be on the same level as a Julia Roberts or Scarlett Johansson." Beth just named off two more of my clients. I'm gonna make Beth big alright. Even bigger than the erection in my pants right about now. I smoke my very nice and smooth cigar while I listen to my newest client. All the while, still ogling those massive hooters of hers. They jiggle when she moves in the chair. I smile happily... low key happily. I don't want to look too horny... yet. "I'll make you even bigger than they are Beth. I represent both of them. They're sweet, dear clients and friends... very close friends... (Wink). I promise you dear, I'll fulfill all your dreams and desires. You can definitely count on me." I sit back in my expensive leather chair and take a big toke on my cigar. I exhale with supreme confidence. I smile a cocky, yet endearing, smile at Beth, who sits back in her chair and takes it all in. When Beth leans back in her chair, her tight blouse opens even farther. Her glorious tits are on display for my old, big titty loving eyes. In my 60 plus years on this earth, Beth Chapman has one of the finest and most spectacular pairs of hooters I have ever laid eyes on. I just grin a very pleased grin and shake my head, thinking about how much I love them. As Beth ponders what I said... and teases me with her hooters, my phone vibrates... always an enjoyable event in my pocket. I keep it close to my cock to ensure that. I pull it out and look at my texts. My new wife/sex slave, WWE Superstar Ronda Rousey sends me a couple of horny pics, like before. One is a picture of her, nude, with a large dildo in her ass and pussy. Ronda smiling at the camera, waving and blowing me a sweet, seductive kiss as well. Another picture is Ronda blowing our mailman Earl. The horny old bastard has gotten the royal treatment from Ronda since she moved in with me. She's waving and smiling a big smile at me in the picture, with Earl's very thick penis shoved into her very talented mouth. The last picture is Ronda once again waving at me with Earl's watery jizz all over her perfect face and his spent cock on her absolutely beautiful lips. Earl's cum may be watery, but there's a lot of it. The text reads, "LOVE YOU MASTER XOXOXOXO." I love Ronda so much. That super sexy whore really knows how to please her master/husband. I grin so big. Beth senses I'm not listening to her again. "DICK... snap out of it mister." Beth gets slightly frustrated. "Sorry, just got a text from my wife." "Oh...how's Ronda?" "She's great. She sent me a pic of her eating. She likes to send those... (Wink again)." "Well... what's your plan for me? Like I said, no sex musicals." Beth smirks, shaking her very lovely head. "No... none of that for you dear... (Not any more I guess, I whisper under my breath)... I'm thinking your own show. Maybe a talk show, or even a drama or sitcom. Movie roles too, of course." Beth nods approvingly. "OK, that sounds good... Much better than a sex musical." Beth laughs. "Yeah yeah. Well Ms Bounty Hunter... do you know how much Kathie Lee made off that sex musical?... A mere 23.5 million. It was a huge hit worldwide." I smirk proudly at Beth. "She made 23 and a half millions dollars doing that?... C'mon." Beth doubts me. I reach in my desk and pull out the financial returns on the musical... I'm prepared for this moment. I show them to her, then I sit back and smoke, a huge grin on my face. I am definitely the best in the biz. "Damn... that's a lot of money to get fucked by Bigfoot." Beth smirks snobbishly, obviously having seen the show. It was one hot scene for sure. I got a German basketball player turned pornstar to play Bigfoot. He was really good. Kathie Lee sure seemed to enjoy his performance. "I can get you more... For your talk show... Or whatever." The seed has been planted, now it's time for the master gardener to cultivate it. "Oh really?" Beth hands the documents back and leans back in her chair, a serious, all business look on her very sexy face. The buttons on her blouse almost pop off from the weight of her breasts. It's full on cleavage city in my office. I put the documents up and turn up the heat, figuratively... it's Southern California. It's 90 damn degrees outside. "Let me get to the point, Mrs Chapman." My cock is so hard in my pants, having ogled Beth's cleavage for the whole meeting. "I wanna make you a super superstar... and I will. It will be a lot easier... and a lot more profitable however, if you are willing to exploit your natural talents. You're very, very naturally talented my dear." Beth looks right at me with such a serious look on her face. She doesn't say a word, so it's hard to get a read on what she's thinking. I smoke my cigar and what for a response... Still waiting... Still waiting... She kicks her leg back and forth quickly ala Peg Bundy. "How profitable?" Beth asks, still with a very serious look on her face. "With your talents... And very loyal fan base, that's obsessed with your... natural talents... I can guarantee you at least... 25." I look right at Beth, with a sly smile. The tension in the room is palpable. Beth thinks it over for a minute, not looking at me... "25 million?" Beth asks, her hands on her knees, her legs kicking quick. She gives me a strong, serious, boss bitch look. I grin. I know I've got her. "At least...So?" I put the professional... and sexual... ball, squarely in her court. Beth thinks about it some more... once again, looking away from me. "OK. BUT ON MY TERMS!" Beth emphatically demands. "Of course." I'm smiling so damn big on the inside... playing it cool on the outside. "First... If I'm fucking on camera... I pick who I fuck, where I fuck and how I fuck... no exceptions!" "Of course." "Second... It won't be a damn musical. I want something big, but also bad ass... like me." "Once again... Of course." "And third... I better make at least 25 million. I wanna make more than Kathie Lee. I'm much sexier... and I have these." Beth rips open her blouse, making me almost fall out of my chair... and also exposing her giant hooters in a very beautiful, black lacy bra, that barely contains them. I smile so happily and walk around my desk, sitting on the edge. "You, my dear, have a deal." We shake hands and my eyes lock right onto those bra encased, massive mammaries, so in love with them. Beth is pleased, smiling a very happy, satisfied smile. She nods, as we shake hands... and gazes at my huge bulge. "I assume you wanna audition me, huh?" Beth laughs, smirking at my hooter obsessed bulge. "Well... I think that would be appropriate." I wink and grin a very agreeable grin. Beth reaches over and rubs my bulge. "Very nice. I think I want you in my movie Dick." Beth rubs my bulge, squeezing it hard, making me groan. Beth smirks, knowing how hot she is and how much I want her. "Of course, my dear." Beth unzips my black trousers and my huge hardon springs out. "Hmmmmm... Very nice indeed."Beth leans over and immediately deepthroats my entire ten inches. In one gulp. She pulls all the way off of it and spits on it, slowly jerking it, twisting as she does. I close my eyes. Beth laughs and licks the sensitive head, slowly, all the way up, quickly flicking her tongue off of it. It feels amazing. Beth repeats the process over and over. My very happy cock twitches repeatedly. Beth softly bites my head, chewing on it. Beth spits on my cock again and sucks it. She bobs her head quickly on my thick meat. "I'm so glad you hired me dear. You and I are going to have a long and wonderful... and very happy... relationship." I tell Beth, as I put my hand on her gorgeous, wavy blonde haired head. "Mmmmmhmmmmm." Beth mumbles around my thick cock, sucking away, drooling all over my cock. Her sexy lips clench tight onto my shaft. Her blonde head bounces faster. I explode my cum into her sucking mouth. Beth deepthroats me and takes my load down her throat. I hold her head on my cock, as her throat swallow fast, gulping down every drop. I bend Beth over my desk. She takes her blouse and coat off, pulling her amazingly awesome hooters out of her beautiful bra, letting them hang over the cups. I pull her mini skirt up and slap her extremely shapely ass. Beth looks back at me, as I head over to my mini bar and grab a bottle of champagne... and an enema bag. Beth smiles approvingly, liking my freaky mind. I fill the enema bag up with the expensive champagne and put the nozzle in Beth's mouth. She sucks it, licking and drooling all over it. I pull the nozzle out of Beth's mouth and she spits on it. I smile. I put the nozzle to Beth's very sexy anus and push gently up her tight, tasty looking ass. I hold the bag up and press it with both hands, pushing the champagne up the absolutely ravishing Beth Chapman's ass. Beth moans, licking her luscious lips, enjoying the champagne enema. I empty the bag into her ass, then put it down. I let the champagne percolate up Beth's warm, tight booty while I kneel down and go to work on her very beautiful, blonde landing strip topped, milf pussy. I spread her cheeks and work my tongue up her twat and dart it all over her delicious pink folds. I lap up her juices, licking Beth out fast and decisively. "Yeahhhhh... Eat that pussy. Earn your paycheck Dick. Pleasure me!" Beth wiggles her thick rump all over my face. I slap it. Beth laughs, reaching back, pulling my hair. I suck Beth's cunt with her ass full of champagne, sucking hard and licking back and forth, side to side rolling and lapping her very beautiful, pink pussy insides. Beth loudly moans and squirts fiercely into my mouth. "Yeahhh... Lick it up bitch! Suck me clean Dick!" I do just that. I lap up and suck down, all of Beth's pussy cream, loving the full, well textured taste. "Put your big fucking cock in me Dick. Fuck me senseless." Beth wants my big dick really bad... So I give it to her. I slap that sexy, robust ass again and slam my ten inches all the way up Beth's dripping wet cunt, grabbing her hips and fucking her with relentless, pussy pounding fury. I reach up and roughly grope those awesome hooters as they flop around, while I plow that delicious, very talented, very cozy pussy over and over and over. "TIMMY... GET YOUR LITTLE NERD ASS IN HERE!" I yell for my assistant to get in my office Timmy runs in and stops in his tracks, staring at Beth and her magnificent melons. His small, but thick, cock gets hard in his pants immediately. "Get over here and lay on the floor!" I direct my nerdy assistant. Timmy lays on the floor, as I plow up Beth's pussy so insanely hard, making the desk move. "FUCKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Beth screams out, squirting intensely, her cream splattering out the sides of her well plowed pussy, around my thick cock. I slap that gorgeous, mature ass and keep slamming up her twat. Beth keeps moaning in utter delight and I keep squeezing my new favorite pair of tits. I pull out and move Beth over to Timmy's face on the floor. She knows what I'm thinking and smiles an approving, slutty smile. Beth squats her ass over Timmy's face. He doesn't know what to say, but I take charge. "Have a toast, to celebrate Beth and I working together to make her a super superstar." I coyly smirk and Beth let's loose. She pushes the champagne out of her tight, very delightful ass and Timmy drinks up. He coughs and spills a little, but he drinks down a mouthful. I lean down and motorboat Beth's absolutely spectacular hooters. Beth rubs and shakes them all over my happy, licking face, laughing and egging me on. "Yeah... You love my big titties, don't you Dick?" I obviously nod in agreement. "Lick em, suck em, get real friendly with em baby. We're gonna have alotta big titty fun from now on Big Dick." Beth works over my face with those magnificent, massive hooters. I just smile the biggest, happiest smile ever, knowing Beth, her tits... and me... are gonna get really, really close from now on. I love my job! I suck Beth's huge, pink, rock hard nipples, gorging myself on those giant hooters. I squeeze them and suck them as hard and voraciously as I can. Beth's delicious breast milk squirts into my mouth. I grin wide and drink it down. Timmy eats Beth's pussy, licking and sucking it like mad, while I dine on her tits and milk. It's a sexual feast of Beth Chapman's tastiness... and I love every damn drop. I drink two mouthfuls of Beth's extremely tasty breast milk, standing up, right as she cums into Timmy's mouth. "Fuck yeah!! Drink it Timmy!! Drink my fucking cum!!" Timmy does just that... and I start pissing all over Beth's massive, heaving hooters. She looks at me surprised, but quickly blows me a kiss. I happily grin and piss, covering those massive breasts, my warm piss splashing off of Beth's giant, heavy melons beautifully. Beth grabs my pissing cock and sucks it... deepthroating my entire ten inch rod, then pulling back, sucking hard on the plump, pissing crown. Beth drinks my piss and starts pissing herself, all over Timmy's face. He quickly gets into it and licks her pissing pussy, as it covers his nerdy face in warm, yellow awesomeness. I take Beth's hand and help her up into my desk. "Get over here and stick your fucking little dick in Beth's pussy and fuck her Timmy! Do a good job and you can cum in her mouth." I direct my 19 year old assistant. "Yes sir." Timmy happily gets up and runs up to Beth's pussy, yanking down his pants and shoving his small, but thick, cock up Beth's well fucked and well wet pussy. Beth puts her legs on Timmy's shoulders. He holds them and plunges up her twat as fast as he can, rubbing her perky, pink clit ridiculously fast. "Fuck that pussy Timmy! Make me squirt!" Beth encourages Timmy. I straddle Beth's perfect chest and slap my big dick all over those massive melons. Beth blows me a sexy kiss and wraps them around my cock. I start fucking them hard and don't stop. My throbbing ten inches slams into that absolutely perfect, massive tit valley. I pinch Beth's nipples hard, looking deep into her sexy eyes, hard humping her hooters with a giant grin on my face. Beth sucks my thick, bulbous head, as it pops out of her giant titty blanket, licking all over the head, sucking and chewing on it, driving me fucking wild. I grunt loud in oragsmic happiness, blasting my load into Beth's, very skilled, very comfy, sucking mouth. Beth looks right at me, and sucks hard on my head, drinking my thick cum down, shaking her eyebrows at me, knowing she's a beautifully awesome, bad bitch. Beth sucks down my entire load, no problem. She sucks me bone dry, as she squirts all over Timmy's small, hard working cock. Beth gives my very happy cock head a big kiss. I shake my head happily, taking a deep breath. I think I'm in love with my newest, bustiest client. Beth winks at me. She's such a sexy sweetheart. Timmy groans, ready to pop. "OK Timmy get your little cock up here and shove it in Beth's mouth. Feed her some more cum!" I slap my half hard cock on Beth's giant hooters, as Timmy pulss out of her pussy and runs up to her mouth. Beth grabs his duck and pulls him into her awesome mouth, sucking his dick with reckless abandon. Timmy shakes, groans and cums. He pumps his load into Beth's mouth, grinning wide. Beth sucks down his jizz with no problem, slapping his ass, pulling him all the way into her mouth. Beth is a sexual dynamo. She deepthroats Timmy's cock, licks his balls with his cock buried down her throat and jerks my dick at the same time. She pulls my dick up to her mouth and sucks Timmy's and my dick, both, into her cum hungry mouth. She squeezes his ass and mine, as she devours both cocks. I'm definitely in love with this woman now. Beth keeps sucking us both off, two cocks stuffed into her super skilled mouth. We both pop in Beth's mouth, two loads of cum pumping in and immediately being swallowed by Beth. She doesn't miss a drop. Oh my freaking God! Beth devours our cumming rods, drinking our creamy loads with no problem. Where has this woman been my whole life? Timmy and I both grin wide, sexually ecstatic grins, watching this sexual superwoman do her thing. "Already Timmy... get the fuck outta here!" I direct Timmy, after Beth finishes with our cocks. "Yes sir." Timmy quickly pulls his pants up and runs back to his desk, so happy... like me... to get to enjoy the talents of my newest client. I get down off the desk and help Beth down. I bend her over the desk and kneel down, spreading her cheeks. "I never did get my toast." I tell Beth. She looks back and smacks her very curvaceous, very wonderful ass, squeezing it hard. "Well... drink up Dick." I put my mouth to Beth's anus and start sucking. Beth pushes the rest of the champagne out of her ass, as I suck it out. I drink the warm, but very tasty champagne, sucking her gorgeous ass dry. "Mmmmmmmmmm... We are gonna be very good friends Dick. You better be able to keep me satisfied, if you wanna keep me as a client baby." Beth says in her sexiest, sluttiest voice. She blows me a big, sweet kiss. I wink at her, as I kiss all over her delicious ass. "I definitely will my dear... I definitely will." We both laugh. We film Beth's movie. It's a big budget sex romp. I fuck her in the movie, ass a cop who pulled her over for speeding. She desperately wanted to avoid the ticket, so she convinced me to tear it up. (Laughing). The movie is a cosplay type movie. Beth fucked different guys... and ladies... dressed up in different outfits. She fucked a latex dominatrix and her slaves, a perverted mailman, a basketball team... and two guys dressed up as The Flash and Ironman. The movie is a huge smash. Beth has already made 25 million, so I kept my promise. She's probably gonna top 30. She told me if she does, she and I and Ronda are going to take a very fun vacation and fuck out collective brains out. I have a feeling that will definitely happen. (Wink). Like I said earlier... I'm the best in the biz. I found my newest, most favorite client and I'm so very happy about it. Beth is coming to the office later, to discuss her talk show I got her. I have two big movie roles lined up for her too. I love my job. I love being... The Pervert Agent. 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/07/2019  The Pervert Agent Ch. 2 I was sitting in a movie theater, kinda bored. The movie wasn't that exciting, but on the other hand I was watching it, with my friend and client, Ms Oprah Winfrey. I've been friends with Oprah for a long time, even before she was a client and we get together regularly to hang out. I enjoy her company and I'm also a well renowned big breast man, so of course, I spend quite a bit of time staring at hers and thinking of naughty things to do to them. I was staring at hers, instead of watching the movie. She and I have never been intimate, but there is a lot of sexual teasing between us. She knows I love her huge breasts and she humors me, by making jokes about it or them or wearing tight, revealing tops, generally trying to turn me on. She seems to always do a great job of that, because I'm always hard when I'm around her. She leaned over to me and whispered, "this movie is great Dick, not as great as my beautiful breasts... but great nonetheless." There she goes again. "This movie is DEFINITELY, not as great, as your beautiful breasts Oprah." I whispered back and she smiled, rubbing my hand and kissing my cheek. I was so turned on by her, as always. She was wearing a tight, low cut, white blouse and tight jeans. Her thick curly hair, looked so nice and she smelled amazingly good, as well, as always. I just stared at her luscious, thick, full lips, with that soft red lipstick. I took her in, from head to toe. She was gorgeous. I smiled, as she looked at me and smiled back. My huge cock, was as hard, as humanly possible. Thankfully, I had a big tub of popcorn in my lap, to cover it up. Everytime she reached over, for some popcorn, my cock twitched. The popcorn would move. She didn't understand at first, but she figured out why. She just smiled and chuckled. She would continue her teasing, by leaning in and whispering, "this popcorn is good Dick, it might need some of your special butter though." She was enjoying turning me on, like she always does. I looked over and noticed her thick nipples were hard. You could see them poking through her bra and top. I didn't know, if I was gonna last, through this movie, without busting a big nut, but I stayed strong and refrained from, jacking off, all over the floor. To make it even harder, for me to not jack off, I got a text from Ronda. They were pictures of her cleaning the house nude, using the pull off end of the vacuum, to suck hard on her tits and pussy. Just what I needed at this moment, but I did smile. Oprah noticed and looked over at the phone, to see what made me smile so big. She asked me, "do you get a lot of these kind of texts, Dick?" She smiled a devious smile and went further. "You dirty boy, you sit here, with me, looking at naked pictures of Ronda Rousey, hoping I won't notice your huge erection. Such a dirty boy." She shook her head, smiling, teasing me once again. "Can I see that, please?" She wanted to see my phone. I had a lot of nude pictures of my friends and clients on there, so I was a little nervous to show her, but I gave in and gave her the phone. She looked at all of my pictures, that's a lot of pictures, while she ate some popcorn. I sat there wondering what she would think, but I was so turned on by her and by Ronda's pictures, as well, that I just leaned back and decided to try an old, cheesy trick. It was my turn, to ramp up the sexual teasing. I reached in my pocket and pulled out a small knife I had. I cut part of the bottom of the popcorn tub out. I put the knife back in my pocket and slowly and carefully slid my cock, into the popcorn tub. I held the popcorn up high enough, to cover the head of my cock and waited for Oprah, to try some more. She calmly looked through my pictures and finally reached over to get some popcorn. She only got some off of the top, damn, no luck, but I was patient. She whispered to me, "you have some really nice pictures in here Dick, any of me?" She winked. "Not yet." I replied, smiling. She laughed and smiled back. She reached over and finally put her hand in the popcorn, grabbing the head of my cock. She didn't move for a few seconds. I sat there and didn't move either. I wondered, if she would think, I went too far. She rubbed my cock head a little and got some popcorn, not saying a word, about my cock being in the popcorn. I was relieved and so turned on. She kept looking at my pictures and eating popcorn, when she got it, she would rub my cock head a little, each time. Her hand felt so fucking good, rubbing my cock head. I decided to just go to the bathroom and rub one out. I told her I'd be right back and carefully pulled my rock hard cock, out of the popcorn and put it in my pants. It was awkward and hard to do, but I managed it. Oprah smiled, as I handed her the popcorn, it was spilling out of the bottom. "Dick, get some more popcorn and put some of your special butter on it." She winked at me and laughed, as I made my way to the bathroom. I ran into my close friend, Jackie Christie, on the way to the bathroom. I was trying to hide my erection, but she noticed. "Hey babe, how are you sexy man? Need some help with that?" I told her I was with Oprah, watching a movie and got a little excited. She smiled, a very sexy smile and grabbed my erection. I thought, what the hell, let's have some fun. I let her lead me to the men's bathroom and into a stall. She locked it and sat me on the toilet. She pulled her black sports bra up and showed me her big beautiful tits. I reached up and played with them, as she pulled up her very short black mini skirt and took my rock hard cock out. She left on her black leather jacket and slid my 10 thick inches up her sweet black pussy, riding me on the toilet. I sucked her natural tits and softly bit them, licking them, as well. I love her big tits so much. We have been fucking for a long time. Jackie calls me her work husband. I really like her, she and I are every close. "Damn Dick, you have the best fucking cock ever. FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEE!!" She rode my throbbing cock, like a champ. I sucked as much of her big, soft tits in my mouth, as I could and I rubbed her clit with blazing speed. "I'M FUCKING CUMMMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" She yelled out. We could hear other guys walking around in the bathroom and it made it, even more exciting. She squirted all over my huge cock. I smacked her thick ass, as she leaned back, her mouth wide open. She loved it, as I fucked up into her pussy, fast and hard. She moaned and looked right at me, blowing me kisses and smacking my face softly. I pounded her fucking sweet pussy, like a jackhammer in heat. She squirted on my cock again. I grunted and came deep up her pussy, filling it with my thick cream. I kept rubbing her erect, thick clit, faster and faster, as I filled her pussy and even overflowed it, with my jizz. "Shit, I'm cumming AGAINNNNNNNN!!" she squirted again, all over my still pounding and cumming cock. She got off of me and sucked my cock hard, jerking it and rubbing my balls. She looked up at me, as I got up and put her face next to the toilet. She smiled, knowing what was coming. She opened her sexy mouth and stuck out her long tongue. I pissed in her mouth and she put her mouth over my cock head, swallowing every drop of piss that came out. She moaned and kept swallowing my warm piss. She rubbed my balls, looking at me, as she swallowed every drop I put in her sucking mouth. When I was done, we made our way to the popcorn vendor and I got some popcorn, the biggest tub they had. We went to a secluded corner and I smiled. I was gonna give Oprah some of my special butter. She wanted it and dammit, I please my clients. I told Jackie to jerk me off into the popcorn. She smiled, "I love it Dick, my freaky, sexy man." She jerked me off faster and faster, tickling my balls. I played with one of her tits, as I held the popcorn with one hand. She jerked me as fast as she could and even leaned over sucking my cock fast, while she jerked it. I told her I was cumming, so she pointed my cock into the popcorn and jerked me off, into it. I came all over it. My thick, creamy, special butter was covering it. Jackie leaned over and sucked my cock clean, smacking her lips and kissing my cock. She mixed the popcorn and cum together and slowly sucked her fingers clean, as she smiled her sexiest smile at me. I kissed her cheek and told her I would see her tomorrow. "I can't wait babe. See you tomorrow, sexy man." She hugged me and I went back to Oprah. I sat down next to her. She asked me if there was a long line, because I took awhile. I smiled and told her that there was, but I got her some of my special butter, like she wanted. We smiled and laughed. "I liked your pictures Dick, they got me all hot and bothered... see...?" Oprah took my hand and put it on her pussy, through her pants... and quickly pulled it away. She laughed, but I wanted more, so I brought up the popcorn. Here babe, try some popcorn. I held it up for her. She looked at it, wondering if my cock was in there again, I assume, but it wasn't. My special butter was though. She ate some and said, "Mmmmmmmmm, this is extra tasty Dick. I love your special butter." She winked. She licked her lips and ate more popcorn. I was so fucking turned on, it was driving me crazy. I even took a picture of her eating it and one of her licking those luscious thick lips. They were glistening with my special butter. It was such a sexy sight. She leaned over and finally laid it all on the table. "I love your cum Dick. Can I please have your big cock now?" Oh fuck yeah! I threw the popcorn down and pulled her top up, over her huge natural tits. I pulled them out of her huge white bra and sighed. They were awesome. They were so huge and full and soft, just perfect, huge tits. I groped them and took my rock hard cock out. She grabbed my cock and jerked it slowly. I licked her magnificent tits all over, kissing every inch of them. I licked her large, black nipples, watching them spring back and forth, as I licked them. I softly grazed my teeth across them and sucked them hard, stuffing as much of her huge tits in my mouth, as I could. A couple of people looked over at us, but I didn't care. I think one person took pictures and that turned me on. I sucked her huge, heavy tits hard, rubbing the nipple, on the other one, I wasn't sucking, as well. I laid back, as she bent over and sucked my throbbing, huge, white cock. She played with my balls and sucked me slowly, licking the shaft, as she sucked. She softly hit the head and sucked it hard, jerking the base and rubbing my big balls. I unzipped her jeans and stuck my hands in her panties rubbing her very wet pussy. I tapped her clit with my thumb, as I rubbed her pussy. I brought my fingers to my mouth and licked them clean, saying, "I love your special butter too, Oprah." She smiled around my cock and laughed, as she sucked my cock voraciously, devouring it, inch after hard inch. I picked her up and sat her on my cock, facing away from me, enjoying the feeling of my rock hard cock inching it's way up her wet, thick, hairy pussy. She has a wonderful pussy, it feels so damn good. She bounced in my lap, as I reached around and played with her gorgeous tits. I mauled them with my hands, squeezing them hard, shaking them, rubbing her thick, erect nipples with my thumbs. I love her tits, so I enjoyed every damn second of it. She bounced on my huge cock harder and with more force, slamming down on my legs, the seat shaking. I rubbed her puffy clit super fast. She leaned back to my face, her hand rubbing it and whispered to me, "I'M CUMMMMMINGGGGGGGG!!" She squirted all over my cock, as I kept rubbing her clit faster. She kissed me, I tasted my special butter, but fuck it, I was happy, fucking Oprah Winfrey. I took my cock out of her pussy, as we kissed and slid it slowly up her very tight, thick ass. She moaned loudly into my mouth and I rubbed her clit, to loosen her up. My rock hard cock slowly inched its way up her ass, as she rubbed my face and kissed me. I played with her huge left tit, squeezing it and rubbing the nipple, as I rubbed her clit more rapidly. I fucked up into her ass deep now, since her ass, had loosened up. She moaned in my mouth, as I kissed those thick, luscious lips. I fucked her ass deeper and faster, smacking her clit and pinching it hard. "Dick, I'm cummmmminggggg!!" She whispered again and she squirted again, this time onto the floor. I wiped her pussy with my hand and brought it to her mouth, letting her taste herself. She licked my hand clean and kissed me, as I fucked her ass relentlessly and rapidly. I told her I was gonna cum. She got off of me and sat in her seat, leaning over, wrapping those awesome back tits around my twitching and super hard white cock. She fucked my cock with her tits and licked the head, looking at me, smiling her sexiest smile. I loved it, her tits felt amazing, so huge and soft. My precum was oozing out and she lapped it all up, sucking the head, as my cock twitched hard and I CAME in her mouth, filling it three times. She swallowed every single thick drop and sucked me clean, Moaning her approval of the taste, the whole time. She looked up at me and surprised me, begging, "Please piss in my mouth Dick, I want it bad. I saw your pictures. I know you like it. Please piss in my mouth." I smiled so big and held her head on my cock, as she sucked me. I let loose with a large stream of warm piss and she swallowed all of it. I played with her tit and laid my head back, so turned on, knowing I was pissing in Oprah's mouth. She sucked it all out and swallowed it all. She even sucked me more, after I stopped pissing. She sucked out another load of my thick cum and swallowed it all. She sucked me totally dry and kissed my cock. She smiled at me, asking if we could do it again, at her place. "Of course baby. Anything for a client." I winked and we laughed. We went to her place and fucked our brains out, she swallowed more of my piss and cum and I fucked her huge tits for two hours straight. I even made my own banana split and ate it out of her pussy and ass. The banana in her pussy and ice cream and whipped cream in her ass. We had a great time. She gave me her white panties and they are part of my client collection now. Oprah and I are very close, even closer now. I love fucking her and I love having her as a client. I love being... 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10/07/2019  The Pervert Agent Ch. 1 I've been an agent in Hollywood for 25 years now and I love my job. I've met a lot of interesting people, made a lot of money and maybe most important of all...I've fucked a lot of hot, famous women. Today is further proof of that. It started great and ended great. I was in my office, when my very first client I ever signed, Kathie Lee Gifford, walked in and sat down. I adore her. I had never had the pleasure of pleasuring her though...but I changed that (BIG SMILE). She looked amazing in a white tank top, white pants and white high heels. She had a Kathie Lee special as well, no bra on. She took her sunglasses off and vented to me about needing something big in her career. I had the perfect idea, but I knew she would need convincing. "Well babe, I have a great idea, but please be open minded and listen to it." I told her calmly. "Ok Dick, I trust you, what's your great idea?" She leaned back in the chair and listened intently. I could see her large nipples poking through her top, so I got distracted for a second, but I quickly snapped out of it. Holding my hands up and making a big sign gesture, I said, "Kathie Lee, The Slut." It's a musical. I smiled at her, waiting for her response. She gave the expected one. "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!!" I quickly figured out the best, and quickest, path to get what I wanted. "Well, I told Hoda the idea and she loved it. So I guess I can use it with her." Kathie Lee's co host is another client of mine. She's quite slutty too, but that's another story for another time. I could see Kathie Lee getting upset, she thinks Hoda gets too much attention, so I knew I had her. "I bet that bitch does like it, she's sucked off every producer in the biz." She said, as she stood up and pulled my hard cock out of my thin sweatpants. "Ok Dick, I'll do it. I'm gonna show you right now, just how much of a slut I can be. Omg, you've got a big cock. I see why you get all the girls...and now you get me." She knelt down and started wildly sucking my huge cock. She jerked her head around, as she sucked, squeezing and rubbing my balls. I looked at her, smiling a big ass smile. I'm finally getting to fuck and suck my first client, oh hell yeah! She sucked me so good, looking up at me with those sexy eyes, licking my cock from tip to base over and over. She bit my cock head softly and chewed on it, licking up my precum, as it flowed out. She sucked the head so hard, sucking it harder and harder. It felt so fucking good. I leaned my head back and told her I was gonna cum. She sucked even harder, jerking my cock fast, as she did. "Cum in my mouth Dick, I wanna taste your cum so fucking bad." Kathie Lee begged me. I exploded in her mouth, shooting giant wads of thick cum in it, as she kept jerking my cock faster, swallowing every drop of my cream. She sucked me dry, smiling up at me and softly playing with my big balls. I pulled her up and kissed her, I didn't mind the after taste of my cum. I'm a freaky pervert, so it was nothing. We kissed for a minute, as she stroked my cock. I bent her over my desk and got behind her. I leaned over, spreading her cheeks and shoved my tongue up her ass. She loved it, moaning loudly and smiling back at me. I licked out her tasty ass, flicking my tongue fast, fingering her sweet pussy as well. "Oh you dirty man, I love it. Eat mama's ass baby. Finger my pussy Dick, it's so wet for you. My gorgeous man. Mmmmmmmmm." I ate her ass so deep, shoving my tongue as far up it as possible. I fingered her pussy with three fingers, twisting them in and out, wiggling them in her pussy, as I did. I grabbed a banana from my desk and peeled it. I shoved it in Kathie Lee pussy and fucked it fast with it. "Mmmmmmmmm, so dirty and sexy baby, fuck my pussy with that banana Dick, Mmmmmmmmm. You and I are gonna have so much freaky fun from now on. I'm a lost freak...I'm gonna let you in my closet baby." Kathie Lee said in her sexiest voice. She let loose with a torrent of piss, covering the banana with it. I licked up her piss, as it shot out the sides of her pussy. I licked her pussy dry and pulled out the banana. She looked back at me, as I licked it. I put it in her mouth and she sucked it. She deep throated the banana and ate it. I kissed her and we shared the piss flavored banana, as we kissed. I layed her on my desk, putting her soft tan legs on my shoulders. I rubbed my super hard, huge cock on her labia and slid it all the way up her soaking wet pussy. I rubbed her clit, as I fucked her pussy hard and fast, looking right at her, with a lust filled gaze. I yelled for my 18 year old nerdy intern from UCLA, Timmy, to come in. He ran in and looked shocked. "Uh, yes sir, can I help you?" Yeah, take your cock out and cum in Kathie Lee's mouth real quick. She looked at him with her mouth open and her tongue out, winking at him. "Uhhhhhhh, I don't know sir, Uhhhhhhh, are you sure it's ok?" It's fine, hurry up, I'll need to cum soon too. Kathie Lee grabbed his pants and pulled him over to her. She quickly pulled his small, but thick, cock out and sucked it hard, deep throating it. I pounded her pussy, hard and deep, as I rubbed her clit faster, watching the show. Kathie Lee sucked Timmy for a few minutes and he grunted, "oh, oh, I'm cmmmmmingggggg!!" He shot a thick wad of jizz in her mouth, that she quickly swallowed. "Thanks kid, now get the hell outta here you little bastard." I told him. He put his cock back in his pants and ran off. "Yes sir." He said, as he left my office. He's a good kid, I like him, even though I bust his balls about being a nerd. He's got a hot mom too. I banged her when he came in to interview for the internship, she's got great tits too...Oh well, back to Kathie Lee...I pounded Kathie Lee's pussy harder, as she moaned loudly, looking at me, smiling and blowing me kisses. I told her to open up, she did. I pulled out of her pussy and pissed right into her mouth from long distance. I rubbed her clit, as I pissed a huge arch of piss, all the way to her thirsty mouth. She loved it and swallowed it all eagerly. I pissed on her clit and shoved my cock up her ass, pissing in it as well. I fucked her ass, as I pissed in it. "YES BABY, PISS IN MY SLUTTY ASS AND FUCK IT BABY. YOU OWN IT DICK. I'M YOUR BITCH!!" Kathie Lee made me so happy. I kept fucking her ass, as I finished pissing. She moaned uncontrollably and writhed on my desk. I reached up and squeezed those amazing tits, shaking them, rubbing her nipples fast. I squeezed them hard, as I pummeled her ass harder and harder with my huge thick cock. I pulled out and moved to her mouth quickly. She sucked my cock hard, as I flooded her mouth with my thick, creamy jizz. Three mouthfuls of my cum went into her mouth and she swallowed every damn drop, sucking my cock fast and jacking my cock fast, as she did. She sucked me clean, getting every last drop out of my cock. She kissed the head and smiled at me. "I'm gonna have a lot of fun, with this cock, from now on sweetheart." She said and she softly sucked it again. I knew she would have a lot of fun with it and it...and me...are gonna have a lot of fun with her. Kathie Lee fixed her clothes, as I got ready for my next meeting. I told her to come spend the night with me tonight. She said she would, smiling big. I told her I'd get back to her about the musical, but that she might have to suck and fuck the money guy behind it. She smiled and said that wouldn't be a problem. I smiled, I really dig this chick. She's got a great attitude. She left, right as my newest client, Ronda Rousey, walked in my office. "Hey Dick, what do you have for me?" Ronda asked, as she sat down. She looked around and noticed to piss on the floor from my meeting with Kathie Lee. She smiled a devious smile, licking her lips and touching her pussy. "I love getting pissed on. It fucking turns me on so fucking much. I wanna cum, just thinking about it." She made me smile so big. I pulled my cock out and sat on my desk in front of her chair. I looked at her and pissed right at her face, not saying a word. She loved it, opening her mouth wide to catch as much as she could to swallow. "YEAHHHHHHHHH!! PISS ALL OVER ME DICK!!I FUCKING LOVE IT!!" Ronda was a freak, my kinda gal, and she was hot as shit too. She had on a skin tight black spandex bodysuit and a leather jacket. She had on knee high, black leather, high heel boots too. I kept pissing on her face and in her mouth. I drank a beer, so I could keep going. I was gonna be paying an arm and a leg for my cleaning bill, but who gives a shit, I'm pissing on Ronda Rousey and that's fucking cool. "You're a freaky bitch aren't you slut?" I was gonna dominate this sexy bitch. "Yes I am, I'm the freakiest bitch you will ever meet Dick." She said, smiling at me, as she lapped up my incoming piss. "Call me Master. You need to be put in your place. You're gonna be my fuck toy from now on. YOU GOT IT BITCH?" I yelled, as I drank another beer and kept pissing in her open mouth and all over her beautiful face and body. She looked at me smiling with her tongue out, as I pissed in her mouth. I took some pictures of her being all freaky. "Yes Master, I'm your fuck toy, I'll do anything...and I mean anything you want, any time, any place." She looked at me with such a sexy, wanna get fucked look. I smiled so big, I'm digging this freaky chick big time. I stopped pissing. "SUCK ME, TIL I TELL YOU TO STOP BITCH!!" She happily came over, knelt down and sucked my wet cock. She sucked it so fucking good. She deep throated my huge, thick cock and played with my big balls. I reached down and ripped her bodysuit off. Fuck it. I'd buy her another one, I didn't care, I was horny as shit. "TIMMY, GET THE FUCK IN HERE!" My nerdy intern ran in. "Get over here and fuck this whore's ass, while she sucks me off." He was nervous again, but Ronda encouraged him by picking her ass up and shaking it, smacking it hard and wiggling her finger at him to come over. He came over and pulled his cock out, she took it and just shoved it up her ass, not waiting for him. We double fucked her, as she moaned loudly and squirmed around on our cocks. She kept her eyes on me the whole time, desperately wanting to please her new master. I came in her mouth, as she sucked it all down, stroking my cock as fast as she could, as she swallowed every thick drop I dumped in her sucking mouth. Timmy fucked her ass faster and faster. I told him not to cum in there, I was gonna use her ass. He pulled out confused. I pulled Ronda off my cock and shoved her mouth on his cock. "There, cum in that." I ordered him. Ronda sucked him fast and he dumped his load in her sucking mouth. She swallowed him it quickly and came back to mine, sucking me off fast and hard, stroking my cock fast. She's a good slave, I didn't even have to tell her to do that. I told Timmy to sit and watch, so he sat on the sofa and watched us. Ronda sucked me so fucking fast I came again, dumping a huge load of thick cum down her throat, as she deep throated me. She kept sucking and sucking, like a good slave. I picked her up, told her to open, she did, and spit in her mouth. She swallowed and thanked me. I really dig this chick. I smacked her face, she thanked me again, and I bent her over my desk. I spit on her ass, for the hell of it and shoved my huge cock right up her perfect ass. I mercilessly pounded her ass, so hard the desk moved and creaked. "FUCK MY ASS MASTER!! YOU OWN ME!! PLEASE FUCK ME!! I LOVE YOUR BIG COCK MASTER!!" She came hard, squirting on my floor. Ronda was in to being my fuck toy and I loved it. I smacked her ass harder and harder over and over. It was red and covered in my hand print. She was moaning and writhing so much. She loved my domination of her and her body. I pulled her head back and spit in her mouth again. She smiled so big and swallowed it, licking her lips. She's such a fucking sexy woman. She's so gorgeous. I squeezed and slapped her tits hard, pinching her nipples as hard as possible. I reached over and got a couple of clothespins I keep on my desk for this very reason and put them on each of her hard, thick, light brown nipples. She screamed in pleasure, "YESSSSSSSS!! I'M YOUR FUCK TOY MASTER, USE MEEEEEEEE!!" I pulled out of her ass, shoved my cock in her bald pussy and pissed. I smacked her ass hard, as I pissed in her sweet pussy. She squirted all over my big cock and it mixed with my piss. "YESSSSSSSS, I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BIG COCK MASTER, I LOVE YOU MASTERRRRRR!!" I had this bitch hooked now. I was smiling big, as I kept pissing in her beautiful clean shaven pussy. Her labia is so perfect, so soft and smooth, it's a perfect pussy. I rubbed her big, erect clit, as I finished pissing in her. I fucked her pussy deeply and relentlessly, as I rubbed her clit fast. I looked over and saw Timmy just sitting there. I shook my head, telling him to come over and and shove his cock back in Ronda's mouth. He did, she sucked me all the way, deep throwing him. He must really like her, because he came almost immediately. She moaned and swallowed his thick load. She stuck her finger up his ass and wiggled it. He lurched forward and groaned, cumming even more in her mouth. She smiled around his cock and swallowed every drop he dumped in her mouth. She sucked him clean and smacked his ass, as he put his cock back in his pants. I told him to go home, I didn't Ned him anymore today. "Yes sir. Thank you sir." He said, as he left. I pushed up Ronda's pussy and came hard. She moaned and smiled at me, as I filled her wet pussy. Huge spurt after huge spurt of thick cum flooded her pussy. I looked right at her. She opened her mouth and I spit in it again. She swallowed it and licked her lips. "This pussy is mine from now on slave. Do you hear me? Only I get to use it. Your husband will have to make do with a hand job or something, fuck him, your mine now!" She looked right at me smiling and said, "yes Master, it's all yours, I'm all yours. I'm your fuck toy. Use me any way you want Master. I love you, FUCK HIM!! I'll do anything you want Master, any time, any where. You own me now!" I pulled out of her pussy and she immediately dropped to her knees to suck my cock clean. She sucked me so good, deep throwing me and stroking my cock faster and faster. She wanted another load of her Masters cum and I gave it to her. I came a huge thick load in her sucking mouth. She smiled around my big cock and sucked every damn drop out of me. She swallowed every drop, rubbing my big balls, as she did. She licked my cock all over, her eyes never leaving mine. She kissed every inch of my cock and balls, worshipping her Master's cock and balls. I smiled at her, "I want you to suck off every guy you come across after you leave here and send me pictures of it. Do you understand slave?" "Yes Master, I will. Your order is my command. I'm your property. You own me now." She said smiling big, kissing my cock. "Yes I do bitch. I own you and I'm gonna have fun with you." I slapped her face and spit on it. She smiled and wiped it off her face, sucking it off her fingers, swallowing my saliva like she did my cum. I gave her some black booty shorts for her to wear, but no top. I told her to just wear her leather jacket. She walked out of my office looking so fucking sexy, just like she did walking in it. This time though, I owned her. She was my bitch, from now on. My last meeting of the day came in, walked over to me, and kissed me deeply. She's my second ever client and one of my favorite fuck buddies, Patricia Heaton. We made out for a few minutes, kissing and feeling each other up. She had on a tight, low cut, black blouse that showed off her beautiful tits. She has beautiful C cup tits. I played with them, squeezing them hard, rubbing her hard nipples. Her cherry red lipstick tasted very nice, as it smeared off of her sweet lips. We have been fucking since our first meeting. She really wanted to make it in Hollywood and she knew how to do it, thanks to me. She's fucked and sucked her way around town, with my guidance, and she has never forgotten how much I've helped her. She's one of my favorite people I've met in this town, a dear friend and client. "Well hey there sexy man, by the looks of this place, it looks like you've had a busy day." We laughed and kissed some more. "Do I taste piss?" "Yeah, it's probably Kathie Lee's." I smirked and told her. She's tasted Ms Gifford's sweet urine too, so she knows how tasty it is. I put her hands on my desk, pulled up her skin tight, black leather mini skirt and kicked her anus. She moaned, as I liked it slowly, rubbing her neatly trimmed, brown haired pussy as well. I shoved my tongue up her ass and wiggled it. I rubbed her pussy faster, as her juices flowed. I rubbed it faster and faster, rubbing her small, erect clit at the same time. She moaned louder, squirming and shaking her ass. I smacked it and squeezed it, rubbed her pussy faster and licked her sweet ass out, as fast as I could. "I'M CUMMMINGGGGGGGGG DICK!!" Patty, as she's called, squirted on my chest. I quickly took my tongue out of her beautiful ass and liked up her pussy cum. "Mmmmmmmmm baby, lick it all up." She loved my mouth on her pussy. I suck her pussy hard shoving my tongue up it, licking up all of her juices. I finger her ass and grab an enema bag, I had ready for her, on my desk. "Mmmmmmmmm, what's that for kinky man?" She asked with a big smile on her beautiful face. I told her she would see real quick. I shoved the nozzle up her ass, she moaned sharply, and I squeezed the bag of beer into her ass. I rubbed her clit, as I filled her ass with beer. She licked her lips and grabbed my hair. Patty is very kinky, so I knew she would love it. She moaned, as all that beer poured into her ass, I was so fucking turned on watching it. I pulled the nozzle out and sat her on the edge of my desk. I sat on the floor facing the same direction as her, under her ass. She knew exactly what to do. I opened my mouth and she pushed the beer out of her ass into my mouth. I rubbed her pussy faster and smacked it. I drank her beer, from the tap so to speak, and loved it. I rubbed her pussy so fucking fast... SHE CAME HARD!! She squirted onto my floor, as I drank the beer pouring out of her ass. I sucked the last few drops out of her ass and licked her pussy and ass clean. She pulled me up, kissed me deeply and sat me on the desk. She leaned over and sucked my huge throbbing cock hard. She sucked down the large amount of precum, pouring out of my cock. I got a text from Ronda and looked at it. It was a picture of her in an alley sucking off two homeless guys. She had both of their clocks, in her beautiful mouth and took a selfie of it. I got another text and it was a picture, of her licking their cum off of her face. She smiled at the camera and put a bunch of kisses and hearts on her text for me. She wrote "THESE ARE FOR YOU MASTER...I LOVE YOU." I smiled so big. Patty was sucking, my whole aching cock, so good. I came a huge thick load in her sucking mouth. She looked up at me, as I filled her mouth two times. My thick, creamy nut shooting out hard, as she swallowed it all. She kept sucking and stroking my cock. She tickled my big balls and smiled. I took the can of whip cream I put out for her and sprayed it thick on my anus. Once again, she knew exactly what to do, as she ate it up, stroking my cock and eating out my ass at the same time. Her tongue felt great up my ass. She wiggled it and lapped up the cream. She looked right at me, stroking my big cock. She liked my cock after she finished eating out my ass. I bent her over my desk and shoved my cock up her pussy. Pounding her sweet, milf pussy, as I smacked her well toned ass. "Yes fuck me baby, pound my pussy Dick, pound it hardddddd!" I did as she requested, pounding her brown haired, juicy, soaking wet pussy harder, thrusting my whole throbbing cock in and out, stretching her sweet pussy wide. Her hard thick clit, throbbing from the pussy pounding. She screamed in pleasure, moaning loud. I fucked her milf pussy harder and played with her perfect C cup, soft tits, as they hung out of her blouse. They felt so good, her thick, brown nipples so hard in my hands. I got another text from Ronda. I looked at it and smiled. She took a selfie of her blowing her cab driver in the back seat of the cab, smiling big at the camera. I smacked Patty's ass hard and fucked her pussy faster, drilling my big cock up it deeper. Her puffy, light brown labia stretching wide for my cock. She came all over my invading cock. "YESSSSSSSSS, FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE!! DO ME BABY I'M A SLUTTY BITCH. FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DADDY!!" She yelled out, as I got another text from Ronda. It was a picture of her smiling, as she let the cab driver's cum hang out of her mouth and onto his small cock. Another picture came in of her sucking the cum back into her mouth, smiling big. Another picture was of her, smiling around his small cock, as she sucked it clean. Another picture was of her holding a $50 bill, sucking his cock and smiling. The text said, "he gave me a free ride and $50. Kisses and licks for you Master. I love you." I smiled big again. She's making me so happy. I pulled out of Patty's pussy and slammed my cock up her ass hard. "YES DADDY, SLAM MY SLUTTY ASS HARDDDDDD!!" She begged me. I pummeled her slutty milf ass harder and harder. I smacked it hard over and over. She loved it, begging for more. I drilled my huge cock up her beautiful, celebrity ass all the fucking way, pulling out and slamming it back in, over and over, slamming it harder up her ass. Her tight ass smacked my thighs, as I drilled up her ass. I smacked her ass harder over and over, making sure her whole ass was red. I pulled out and Patty went to her knees. She opened her mouth wide, as my cock exploded thick cum into her mouth and on her face. She lapped it up and swallowed it all, wiping it off her face and swallowing that. She licked her hands and fingers clean. I kept cumming, shooting right into her hungry mouth. She swallowed every drop. I looked right at her and pissed all over her face and in her mouth. She smiles big, loving every drop of piss I put on her and in her mouth. She put her mouth over my cock head and swallowed it all, as I pissed directly down her throat. FUCK, that turned me on. I kept pissing and she kept swallowing. She played with her beautiful, soft tits, as she smiled at me, swallowing every fucking drop of piss I shot in her mouth and down her throat. I kept pissing, I was so turned on and she loved it. I took several pictures of her swallowing my piss. She smiled for the camera, winking at it. She opened her mouth, so I could get several close ups of the piss in her mouth and of her swallowing it. I finally stopped pissing and she sucked my cock furiously. I got another text from Ronda. It was several pictures of her sucking off her old guy neighbor. He's in his 70's and fat, but she hard his large cock in her mouth, smiling at the camera sucking him off. One was him pulling her hard and fucking her mouth. One was her having it all the way in her mouth and smiling around it. Another one was her, with a mouthful of cum, sticking her tongue out and letting it ooze out of her mouth into her hands. Another was her licking her hands clean. Theast one was her with his thick cock in her mouth and her smiling big at me. The text said, "THIS IS FOR MY MASTER. I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. I LOVE YOU!!" That's my gorgeous fuck toy, what a woman. I smiled a big ass smile. Patty kept sucking me faster and faster. She was softly running her hot pink fingernails up and down my aching cock and rubbing my aching balls too. She sucked my cock faster. She liked up and down it, as she sucked. I came, as I pushed down her throat, she smiled and opened her throat. I came directly down her throat and she just looked at me smiling, her tongue licking my balls, as I dumped my huge load into her stomach. When I finished cumming, she sucked me softly, twirling her head around and licking my cock, as she sucked it. She played with my balls and I just watched it all smiling. We never did talk business, but what the hell, there's always time for that. I watched Patty suck my cock clean, thinking to myself how lucky I am. I fucking love being the best Pervert Agent in the biz. 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/07/2019  The Odd Couple XXX SEX PARODY CAST : JAMES (ME) SPENCE (SPENCE FROM THE KING OF QUEENS) MY GIRLFRIEND KAT (KAT DENNINGS) MY MOM KATHIE LEE (KATHIE LEE GIFFORD) I've been living with my girlfriend Kat for a year. I've been sharing the apartment with my best friend Spence for three. We've been best friends since we were kids. We're different, but we get along great. I guess you could say we're the Odd Couple... (wink). I'm a gigalo... and Spence is an animator. He works on movies and TV shows. He's a big comic book nerd. I like em too... I just like chicks a whole lot more. I'm pretty good with women... hence my job choice. Spence is... well... to be nice, he's a little awkward around them. I feel sorry for him... and I've tried to help him out over the years. The only reason he's not a virgin, is because I hooked him up with a couple of chicks. Hot ones. They were hookers, but hey... a hot chick is a hot chick. I've tried to hook him up a bunch more times, but he always finds a way to mess it up. Spence has the hots for my girl Kat. She's a big, natural titty beauty with a cool ass personality and a sex drive that almost rivals me. Spence also has the hots for my mom Kathie Lee. She's the most gorgeous mom on earth and my first love. Mom's also got one helluva body for a woman in her 60's. Her hot body rivals hotties in their 20's. Such a babe... just like Kat. Spence has been down lately, more than usual. He's lonely and he keeps saying he wishes he could make a porno someday... but he knew he never could, cause he sucks with women. He doesn't even think he could score, in a movie, with a chick who's getting paid. As I said earlier, he's only fucked hookers, so maybe that's his route to success. I feel bad for him. He's my best friend... But at least one of us is getting laid regularly... (Smiling)... Kat and I are going at it in an early morning fuck marathon. I had three clients yesterday, but I'm always horny for my big titty beauty. Kat's riding me, my twelve inches buried up that brunette snatch, her arms hugging me to her magnificent chest. I'm sucking those glorious titties... motorboating the fuck outta em. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGG AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSS... FUCKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kat screams out in sexual nirvana, coating my foot long fuckstick with her tasty pussy cum, squirting like a sex fountain... for the eighth time. I've already banged her curvilicious booty, as she was bent over the bed, screaming my name... Fucked her huge, full and fantabulous titties, like a sex fiend, while straddling that spectacular titty mountain... Sixty nined while I pissed in her thirsty mouth. Our usual fun times. I cum blast my huge load all up in Kat's honey hole, as we kiss dirty, her arms wrapped around my neck, our saliva mixing together, sucking each other's tongues. "Damn baby... You got me all fucked out, right before I gotta go to work. I fucking love you James. My handsome ass boyfriend. You're a stone cold hottie baby... and your all mine." Kat kisses all over my face... licking my face too...slowly. Sexy ass bitch. "Fucking love you too hot stuff. Big ass titties of awesome always got me rock fucking hard." I tell Kat, who squeezes down tight on my cock with her super talented twat. "Mmmmmmmmm... yes they do... so hard." Kat kisses me, while I fondle those big ass tits of awesome. "Babe... I've been thinking about something. Please don't get mad." I tell Kat, cautiously. "Ummmm... OK. I'll try not to." Kat says sarcastically, balling her right hand into a fist, laughing. "I feel bad for Spence. He's so lonely and he doubts himself so damn bad. He's been telling me he wanted to do a porno, but he knew he couldn't get a chick to do it with him." I say, trying to not piss her off, before I even ask her the favor. "So... let him get a guy then. Who knows... maybe he's gay. He does have a lot of trouble with girls." Kat rubs my faces and lays on my chest. I put my arms around her and let it fly. Would you be willing to be in the porn movie with him?" I blurt out. Kat raises up and looks at me with a half disgusted, half, "are you fucking serious?" look. "Don't punch me baby. I'm just asking a favor. Please." I give her my innocent puppy dog eyes, which she can never resist. "So let me get this straight. You want me... your loving, very, very sexy girlfriend... to be in a porn movie and fuck your best friend... who's a creepy little loser?" Kat asks,, her arms folded, sitting in my lap, under the sheets. She has an angry look on her super gorgeous face. "Well... I guess... yes." I wait for her to punch me. Thankfully she doesn't. "Could you at least think about it babe? Please. It's important... and I love you, you gorgeous, beautiful, super sexy, perfect goddess of a supermodel beauty." I lay on the cheesy charm thick. Kat giggles. She's still upset though. "Oh... I'll think about it. My boyfriend wants me to fuck his annoying best friend, cause he can't get laid! Fuck!" Kat jumps outta bed and storms around the room angrily, for a few minutes. I stay quiet and let her calm down. She walks around the room... looking fucking awesome, nude. A few minutes later, Kat gets back in bed with me. "I'm calm now... and thank you baby. Your cheesy compliments never get old... and you're correct, I am all of that... and more." Kat looks away, her mood mellowing, slightly. "Thank you... and yes you are baby... and more. A whole lot more." I tell Kat, hugging her and softly kissing all over her face. Kat half smiles and gives me a quick kiss, quickly looking away. "You know... Spence has the hots for you baby. He can't stop talking about how beautiful you are." I tell Kat. "Yeah... he can't stop staring at my boobs either. Pervert." Kat says, smirking and giggling. "C'mon. Give him a break. He's really lonely and down... and you're so fucking hot, with those awesome titties. Can't blame him for staring. I do too." I squeeze Kat's tits, pinching the hard, thick nips. Kats titties are so big and heavy in my hands. I fucking love em. "Well... they're yours baby. You can stare all you want. Spence on the other hand..." Kat kisses me and gets up to shower and get dressed for work. It starts to turn me on, thinking about Spence fucking Kat, porn movie or not. I decide to move the process along a little quicker. "You know. If you do this favor for me... I'll take you on that cruise to Jamaica." I sweeten the deal for Kat. She's been wanting to take a two week cruise to Jamaica with me for awhile, but our schedules haven't lined up. Kat comes out of the bathroom with a towel on her head... and nothing else on. "Oh really? Bribing me to fuck your roommate?" Kat laughs and shake her big titties for me. "I'll think about it baby. OK? You're making it interesting. I'll definitely think about it. Who knows... maybe Spence can fuck. I doubt it... but who knows. He might surprise me. I already know he doesn't have a big dick like you. I saw it one day, when he was coming out of the shower and I needed to borrow 50 bucks, and you were outta town. It's small... compared to yours. Thick though, but small. He's just so creepy." Kat goes back in the bathroom. Later in the day, I have a free schedule and my mom drops by. I have the world's most beautiful mom. She's in her mid sixties, but she has the body of a woman half her age. So curvy and smooth, tan and firm. Mom and I are eating lunch, when Spence comes in. "Hello Spence. How are you dear?" Mom greets him with a smile. She's so sweet... and sexy as fuck. "I'm fine I guess, Kathie Lee. It's great to see you. You look ravishing as always." Spence tries to charm mom. "Aww. Thank you. You're sweet. How's everything? Do you have a girlfriend yet?" Mom asks, as Spence sits on the sofa. Mom and I are at the kitchen table. It's an open apartment. The kitchen and dining area are one room basically...and open. "No. No. Not yet... unfortunately. I'm beginning to wonder if I'll ever find anyone... or even get a hookup. I'm so lonely." Spence holds his head down. I feel bad for my friend. Yes... as Kat said, he's a little creepy sometimes, but he's also my friend... my best friend, so I wanna help him out. "Aww... poor Spence. You'll find someone. Don't get too down on yourself, dear." Mom reassures Spence... or tries too. "Thank you, but I don't think so." Spence heads to his bedroom. A couple of hours later, Mom and I are making out on the couch. Her gorgeous C cups feeling so awesome in my hands. "I feel bad for Spence, sweetheart. He's so down and lonely." Mom says, as we kiss. She softly bites my tongue, and rubs my crotch. We can hear noises from Spence's bedroom. He's watching a porno... and most likely, jerking off. Mom and I laugh... and make out. Mom sucks my cock as only she can, slowly dragging those beautiful lips up and down my huge shaft. Her tongue bathing my rod in her saliva, lubing it for those lips. I close my eyes and enjoy it all. I push mom's head down further on my cock. She easily takes it in, her throat opening, accepting her son's cock with loving delight. Mom rides me, reverse cowgirl, on the couch. I play with those gorgeous 36C tits, squeezing them, loving the feel of those soft tits in my big hands. Mom and I kiss, as she rides me. I roll her perky, rubbery nipples between my fingers, quickly rubbing the tips. Mom moans happily into my mouth, bouncing away on my big cock. She grinds on my cock also, her ass moving slowly, then quickly, then bouncing again. Mom moans again into my mouth, cumming hard on my rock hard manhood. I pinch her gorgeous, thick nipples and her sweet, delicious milk dribbles out. I lean forward and lick it off her nipples. I suck those thick, throbbing nipples hard, drinking down that spectacular mother's milk, loving every damn drop. Mom hugs me to her gorgeous breasts, as I greedily gulp down that sweet milk. I bang mom doggy style in the sofa, smacking her ass, squeezing it, as I watch my big ass cock drill up that sweet ass, mature pussy. I pull mom's long, dark blonde hair, and pound her pussy harder and harder. She squirts on my cock. I keep plowing up that sweet pussy. Mom's tits hang down and jiggle from the hard fucking. "OH MY GOD... I'M CUMMING AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN!!" Mom screams out and blasts her pussy nectar all over my hard throbbing cock. I pull out and pull her around. Mom sucks my cock, tasting her juices. Mom rides me, facing me, as I lay on the couch. I suck her awesome, mature melons, as they dangle in my face. I drink that mothers milk that dribbles out, licking her nipples, sucking so hard on those awesome tits. Mom squirts again, as I cum deep up her spasming pussy. Our mutual orgasm feeling so electric and love fueled. We kiss and ride out our mutual BIG O. Mom climbs off me and licks all over my cum glazed cock, cleaning it beautifully. She sucks it down all the way, her head bobbing, as she sucks out every last drop of jizz in me. I play with her hair and groan, loving my mother's mouth on me. We hear Spence still watching his porn. "That's sad sweetheart. We just had a beautiful fuck... and Spence is all alone, watching porn. He really needs a girl." Mom says, as we snuggle. I squeeze her beautiful, soft, but firm ass and decide to let Spence have some fun. "Mom... WI you go in there and fuck Spence? Show him a great time... like you always do me." I ask mom, playing with her ass, softly kissing her cheek and neck. "Sure baby. I'll do anything for you sweetheart." Mom kisses me and gets up, heading over to Spence's room. Mom knocks on the door and heads in. I kick back on the couch and relax. I turn on the TV and think about mom fucking Spence. Mom's awesome in every way. Thirty minutes later, mom's still in Spence's room. I get up and get a beer and sit back on the sofa. An hour has last and mom's still in there with Spence. I decide to go check on them. I get up and walk over to Spence's room. I hear mom talking to Spence... and I hear Spence groaning. I quietly crack open the door. Mom is riding Spence, reverse cowgirl, telling him how to last longer, squeezing his cock and balls tight, so he can't cum, when she feels he's ready to. My mom the sex teacher. Ha. I love her so damn much. Mom sees me and winks, blowing me a sweet kiss, as she bounces on Spence's hard as steel cock. Spence is laid back on his bed, groaning, his hands on mom's hips. Mom is bouncing hard on his cock, stopping to make sure he doesn't cum, squeezing his cock and balls to make sure he doesn't. "Good boy Spence. This way, you'll last much longer. You have to train yourself to be a better lover, dear." Mom smiles at me and grinds in Spence's cock. "Now... put it in my ass and let's train you to last longer in a tighter hole." Mom tells Spence, who's groaning like crazy, wanting to cum, but not being allowed to. "OK Kathie Lee... thank you so much for this. Oh my God... it feels so great!" Spence is having fun, so I close the door gently, as Mom waves at me. I go back to the sofa, smiling, knowing my mom is working her sexual magic on my best friend. Spence is gonna be fine. Two hours later, mom comes into the living room and sits on the couch next to me. I hand her a beer. "So... how did it go?" I ask, as we sip our beers, looking at my gorgeous mother, so turned on by her. "It went beautifully sweetheart. I think Spence will be just fine from now on." Mom simels her beautiful smile and we tap bottles and drink. Mom tells me about their three hour sex lesson. "Spence has a sweet little cock. It's not as bug as yours sweetheart, but it's really nice. Nice and thick. He was scared it would be big enough for me, but I assured him it was fine." Mom rubs my leg. "I sucked it for him, so he would relax, but he came quick. He kept apologizing. I laughed. It was sweet. His cum was very nice. I loved it rolling down my throat, when I swallowed it. Spence enjoyed that too. I even rimmed his ass for him. He really enjoyed that too." Mom looks at me, her sexually intense eyes beaming at me, her fingers walking softly, up and down my soft cock. Mom starts stroking my cock, as she tells me everything. I listen and enjoy the handjob. "Spence fucked me good. He was nervous, but I told him what to do... and showed him. His cock felt so good in me. I love thick clocks. You know that baby." Mom blows me a kiss and strokes me, my cock hardening in her super skilled hand. "He felt really good in my ass. He fucked me from behind, my hands on his headboard. He came in my ass, I let him. He stayed hard, which is always good. I let him fuck my tits. He almost came again, but I bit his cock, and wouldn't let him." Mom strokes me faster. Her sweet lips gripping the beer bottle so sexy, as she drinks it. "We fucked some more, different positions. I taught him to control his urge to cum. He learned really well. I rewarded him, by letting him jerk off in my mouth, while I licked his, nice and fat, cock head. Spence has such tasty cum. I played with it in my mouth for him, then swallowed it all, letting him see I did. He was so grateful afterwards. He ate my pussy for a half an hour. I came in his mouth twice. He was so sweet. I think he will be just fine from now on." Mom strokes my rock hard cock faster and faster, looking at me with her sexiest look, slowly licking the bottle neck. "Now... about my gorgeous son." Mom leans over and sucks my cock, deepthroating my entire cock in one gulp. I cum deep down her throat. Mom licks my huge, cum pumping, balls, as she drinks down my gooey jizz. Mom swallow every drop I feed her. "Absolutely delicious sweetheart. The best ever baby." Mom licks her lips, smacking them, blowing me a, sexy as fuck, kiss. I love my mother so damn much. She's such a beautiful sex goddess. So damn sexy. I go out for an appointment, and when I come back, Kat is gone, in just her bathrobe. She's waiting for me. Kat kisses me, her arms around my neck. I fondle those world class tits of hers and make out with her super sexy ass. "Let's do it. I'll fuck Spence and he can film it. I wanna do it now baby. I'm horny as fuck, and I want that vacation." Kat shakes her eyebrows for me. "OK baby. Let's do it." I kiss her. "SPENCE. GET OUT HERE." I call Spence. Spence comes out of his bedroom, a smile on his face. "I'm sorry guys, I was eavesdropping. Thank you both so very much. This means the world to me. I'm ready to rock." Spence opens his bathrobe and shows off his hard as steel erection. He already has the camera set up in his bedroom. Kat and I laugh. "Well... so am I." Kat tells Spence, opening her bathrobe, showing off that perfectly curvaceous body. I squeeze her phat ass and suck Kat's huge tits for a few, as she moans and plays with my hair, then she heads off to Spence's bedroom. I laugh and sit back on the couch. Kat already put a six pack there for me. I watch some TV, hearing grunting and moaning from Spence's bedroom. I grin. I drink the whole six pack and start another one. Two and a half hours later, I decide to check on them. I open the door and watch. Kat is riding Spence's thick cock in her phat ass, reverse cowgirl, facing the camera. "Mmmmmm... fuck me cowboy. Fuck my ass mister!" Kat enjoying making the movie. Kat sees me and smiles. "Yeahhhhhh... my boyfriend is watching me get fucked in the ass. I fucking love it!" Kat says, so damn hot, licking her luscious lips, looking right at me. Those huge, natural tits shaking, as she bounces on that thick dick. Kat bites her lips and lays her head back, as Spence fucks up into her tight ass from the bed. Spence fucks Kat doggy style, in her ass, facing the camera. Her big hanging tits flopping wildly. "YESSSSSSS... FUCK MY ASS HARDERRRRRRRRR!!" Kat grunts, horny as fuck. Spence slams up her ass. Spence fucks Kat's tits, straddling that awesome chest. Kat licks Spence's piss slit, as his thick head pops through her huge titty mountains. Spence grunts loud and cums all over Kat's gorgeous face. It splatters out onto her cheeks and lips. Thick white goo slowly running down her face. Kat sucks his still cumming head. "Mmmmmmmmmm... so good." Kat likes Spence's cum. She sucks him clean, then lays back, as come over and cum all over her face too. I had been jacking off watching. Kats very beautiful face is completely covered in jizz. I finish cumming in Kat's mouth. Kat sucks me so hard, drinking down every last gooey drop. "Oh my God... I love your cum James. Fuck... it's delicious. Feed me baby." Kat sucks me totally clean, smiling a cum soaked smile up at me. "Here... suck it Spence. You owe James." Kat tells him. I laugh. Spence leans over and sucks my cock too. Kat wipes my cock with my our cum and makes Spence suck it. He does so willingly, so happy I let him fuck my mom and girlfriend. Kat and Spence alternate sucking me. It was one helluva day. We uploaded Spence's movie. It was a big hit. He wants to make another one... but Kat told him it was a one time thing. I'm sure I can find another chick for him... maybe mom. I'll make that a threesome though. I wanna fuck mom, while Spence does. We're best friends, so I'm glad I could help Spence get over his doubts about himself. Mom and Kat were awesome for doing the "hard work" too. Spence is happy now and I'm doing my thing, fucking for a living. We having a blast as... The Odd Couple XXX. 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/07/2019  Sleazy Productions Story : Go behind the scenes to see the day to day operations of Sleazy Productions the kinkiest porn company in the biz... Meet the staff and stars and see what kinky, perverted hijinx they get into... Away we go... Sleazy Productions Offices... Hollywood, California... "Kat (Kat Dennings), have you seen James?" "I saw him earlier Kim (My Wife Kim Kardashian). He gave me my raise." Kat and Kim laugh. Kim knows all about my "raises." This one was me fucking Kats big naturals for a half hour. I love fucking my secretary's big tits. It's one of my favorite parts of my day. Yeah... Kat gets a lot of "raises." "I need to talk to him. I got a request from an old client, and I need to talk to him about it. Tell him I need to see him right away when you see him, OK?" Kim asks Kat. "Sure thing, boss lady." Kat salutes Kim. She's a smart-ass... but a helluva good secretary. Well... a helluva good lay, I'll leave it at that. The Break Room... "Theres no fucking way you got Scarlett Johansson to jerk you off at the bar... you fucking jerk off." My best friend from childhood Fuzzy (Seth Rogen) tells my other best friend and lackey Spence (The King Of Queens). We've been friends forever. They both work for Kim and I, here at Sleazy Productions. Kim and I started the porn company three years ago, and it's become the hottest one out there. We keep it sleazy baby. Ha. I hired my friends, even though I regret it pretty much daily. "I did. She came up to me, cause she liked my Avengers shirt and we started talking, and one thing led to another..." "Yeah, it led to you lying your ass off about Scarlett jerking off your little dick. "Hey, jerk off... she did jerk me off...and you should talk about little dicks. Mr cocktail weiner." Spence and Fuzzy keep arguing, so I walk in and shut em up. "Will you two idiots shut the fuck up. This is a place of business... and you're both fucking annoying." I tell em both. "Sorry James. It's just this idiot is lying about getting jerked off by Scarlett Johansson." "Im not lying." "Yeah, I'm sure Scarlett fucking Johansson walked into a bar and asked herself, "who am I gonna jerk off in here? I know, I'll jerk off the hobbit looking virgin in the Avengers tee shirt...yeah right!" I shake my head and walk out, as they keep arguing, once again regretting hiring the idiots. My old friend Erin Andrews is hanging out. She and Kim went to lunch. "Erin... let's go up to my office. I wanna talk to you about something." "OK James." Erin puts her arms around my right arm and we head upstairs to my office. Kim is downstairs in the studio checking in on our latest production... DEEP INSIDE COURTENEY COX. Courteney is one of my best friends in Hollywood, so I talked her into a movie. A little charm, a nice amount of money, some more charm... and my cock... convinced her to do it. "Harold... is everything going OK?" Kim asks the director Harold. He directs a lot of our movies. He's been around forever. Harold worked on DEEP THROAT back in the day, and he's still around today. "Yeah Kim. No problems. Courteney is great. Very photogenic. Beautiful body too. I talked her into a blowjob this morning." Harold tells Kim. He's very large cock tent in his pants let's Kim know he really enjoyed it. "That's great Harold." Kim giggles. Nice cock by the way. How big is that again?" Kim asks curiously. "Eleven and a half inches long. Four and a half inches wide. Wanna see?" Harold asks, smirking at Kim. Kim giggles. "Maybe later Harold. Get back to work, Mr Horny. Come up to my office when you're done for the day, so we can go over the schedule for tomorrow." "You got it. See you later gorgeous... OK EVERYONE, LET'S GET SET UP." Harold gets back to his job. Up In My Office... "Very nice Erin. Suck it baby. Mmmmm." Erin is giving me one of her patented, awesome blowjobs. I'm pulling her ponytail, as she sucks in about half of my twelve inches. Those gorgeous eyes of hers are locked on mine, as she bobs her head ridiculously fast, then super slow, on my throbbing manhood. Erin deep throats me, and I lose it. I hold her head and pump my cum down her fast sucking throat. Erin rubs my balls, as she swallow, drinking down my whole, sticky, creamy wad. I light a cigar and smile. Another great day already. Erin makes sure to suck out every last drop of jizz and lick every inch of my cock and balls clean. "I love your cum James. I could drink it all day." Erin compliments me, softly kissing my cock from tip to base. "Thank you baby." I tell. Erin, as I pick her up and lean her over my desk. I get behind her and slide my cock right up her clean shaven pussy. Slowly, I inch my way up that delicious twat. It grips me so perfectly. I slap her ass and fuck Erin Andrews like the cock hungry, cum whore she is. I grab that ponytail, soming my cigar, and pull it hard, plowing up her twat, owning it. "YESSSSS... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEE!! FUCK!!" Erin squirts all over my cock. I smirk and plow harder, pounding the fuck outta her tight clenching, soaked snatch. Erin squirts again... and I keep plowing. Ten minutes later, I'm ass banging Erin, as she sits back on my desk, looking right at me, as my twelve inches of cock perfection pounds her sweet, well toned booty. Erin wraps those long, tan, smooth legs around my waist and pulls me in deeper. I rub her pussy so fucking fasttttttttt. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKM!!" Erin screams out, squirting all over me. I pull out and aim my cock upwards, towards her perfect face. Erin opens her mouth and catches my flying sperm, as it soars through the air, dropping perfectly into her wide open mouth. Erin smiles the whole time, drinking down my load with utter glee. When I'm done, she drinks down my piss, as I shoot it up towards her open mouth, her tongue outstretched. Erin moans happily, drinking down my warm yellow cocktail, smiling big at me, shaking her eyebrows. I smile and smoke my cigar, pissing up into the wide open mouth of the absolutely perfect Erin Andrews. "That was fucking awesome James! I love how freaky you are." Erin says. We kiss deeply. I fondle her perky titties, tasting my own cum and piss. I flick. Her hard, rubbery, pink nipples with my thumbs, squeezing those gorgeous tits hard. Erin and I talk over a movie I want her to do, while Spence tries to spy on a nude Courteney Cox. "SPENCE... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" Stacey, the blonde milf PA shouts, as she sees Spence jacking off, looking into Courteney's dressing room. Stacey grabs Spence, his pants around his ankles, and pulls him into a storage closet. "You're jacking off? You pervert. If you're gonna jack off... then jack off to these." Stacey tells Spence, as she pulls open her white blouse and flashes him her huge, natural tits. Stacey doesn't like to wear a bra. It's why I hired her. She puts her hands on her hips and smirks at Spence as he drools and stares at one of the sexiest pairs of tits ever. They are 36F and perfectly shaped. Spence jerks his cock quickly, licking his lips, in a big titty trance. "Shit... do it right pervert. Here." Stacey kneels in front of him and jerks his cock faster and faster. Spence closes his eyes, shaking and grunting. He starts cumming. Stacey points his cumming dick at her massive tits. Spence thick cum paints both tits with his man goo. "Good pervert. All that cum on my big titties." Stacey sucks Spencer's cum glazed plump crown her ruby red lips shining, her tongue licking around fat head, as she sucks. "Mmmmmmm." Stacey moans, as she sucks out every drop of goo from Spence's thick dick. Stacey licks his piss slit and winks at Spence. "Meet me here after work and I'll suck you off before I go home." Stacey tells a very happy Spence. Later In The Day... Harold and Kim are wrapping up their schedule meeting in Kim's office. Harold's cock is still tenting out his pants. Kim notices. She sits back in her chair and smiles. "So Harold... you wanted to show me your cock. I have a few minutes. Go ahead." Kim smiles, her pen slowly rubbing across her perfect, full lips. Harold smirks confidently and stands up. He unzips his pants and pulls out his massive, old cock. Kim's eyes go wide. It's bigger than she thought. Harold knows she's impressed. "Very, very nice. That's really big. Courteney sucked it, you said." Kim asks, her eyss glued to the giant, old dick. "Yeah, but she could only get about six inches in. It's really hard to find a chick that can suck the whole thing. Kim smiles at Harold. She thinks to herself... well... Back in my office, Erin has left, when my phone rings. Kat answers it. "UHHHHHH... YEAHHHH... I mean... Sleazy Productions, I'm Kat... how may I help YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!" Kat squirts all over my cock, as I plow her pussy from behind. Her big, hanging titties flop wildly on my desk, as I POUND THE LIVING FUCK OUTTA HER SWEET FUCKING PUSSY!! "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Kat screams out, squirting again. She hands me the phone. "Here baby... it's Tyra... OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDDDDDD!!" Kat squirts two more times in a row, from my pussy plowing. My desk shakes and creaks. "Yeah baby. What's up? Oh... Yeah, that's fine. OK... I'll. See you then." I hand Kat back the phone and cum in her. She smiles wide and lays on my desk, licking those perfect, luscious, full lips, loving my thick cum shooting up her well plowed pussy. I slap her phat ass and smile. Kat's my girl. She lives with Kim and I. She's my personal secretary... in every way possible. Over In Kim's Office... "Fuck, you're the best. I've never had a chick suck the whole thing. I'm gonna cum." Harold is loving my wife's oral skills. Kim deep throats the whole massive dick, on her knees in front of her desk, her nipples rock hard in her tight white, low cut blouse. Harold is sitting on the edge of the desk, his hand on Kim's shiny, dark hair, as she sucks him better than he could every imagine. Kim's oral skills have helped us, business wise, numerous times. She bobs her head faster and feels Harold tense up. He blasts his huge load right down Kim's throat. Kim expertly swallows it all, enjoying the mild taste. "Mmmmmmm... yummy. I think we should meet in here tomorrow Harold. I think my ass needs to become acquainted with this big cock too." Kim smiles up at him and licks his old dick clean. "Yes ma'am." Harold says, smiling his ass off. Fuzzy is downstairs, at the front desk, when he looks up and almost falls over. He sees... Scarlett Johansson. "Oh my God. You're Scarlett Johansson." He states the obvious. "Yeah, I know, thanks. I'm looking for Spence. I wanna jerk him off again." She says, looking around. "WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Fuzzy can't believe Spence was telling the truth the whole time. Hey, it's crazy around here. Another day, another day of fucking. It's how it is 24/7 here at... Sleazy Productions. 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/07/2019  Sex, Drugs and Pimpin' Ch. 1 This is a sleazetastic freaky fuckfest sex parody... It ain't real This is my new series about the sleazy life... It's porn, drugs, sex and pimpin'... It's good clean wholesome fun... My way... I use real life celebrities and TV show and movie characters... My girlfriend Penny is Penny from The Big Bang Theory... My family will be gradually introduced in the series... This takes place in 2018... Enjoy my fellow sleazy freaks My Family : My Mom Patty (Patricia Heaton) My Dad Dr Evil (Himself) My Grandma Helen (Helen Mirren) My Sister Kat (Kat Dennings) My Sister Nikki Dee (Meteorologist Nikki Dee Ray) My Cousin Britney Spears (Herself) My Cousin Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) Malibu, California 2:15 pm Fucking beautiful day..... good ass weed... two hot ass girlfriends. Penny in her pink bikini and blonde pigtails. Courteney Cox in that hot, white, two piece bikini and her dark hair flowing down past her shoulders. They both walked outta my pool, water dripping off of them. Damn, looked like slow motion. I got hard. Those gorgeous bodies, glistening with that water. They brushed their hair back... I almost popped my nut right there. I fuck them everyday, but I still get so fucking turned on by both of them. I was laid back on my lounger, while Courtney Love cut two lines of blow and put them on my cock, that was laying on my stomach. She made them tight and straight. "My favorite place to do blow is on your big, beautiful cock James." The bitch smiled and blew me a kiss. She leaned down, licked the side of my cock and snorted a line. She moved to the other one and snorted that. That slut is cool as fuck. She was nude, her thin frame, white and well worn out, but still in shape. Her blonde hair was wet and wavy. Courtney licked my cock clean, then sucked it in. She loves my cock... All my hoes do. Yeah, I pimp her. It's my job... one of them. Courtney sucked me deep. My thick manmeat stretched her cheeks wide. Her tongue lathered me up, her cherry red lipstick quickly smeared on my cock. Her blonde head bobbed quickly on my pussy pounder. Courtney is a sex tornado. She can fuck and suck with the best. She tickled my big ass nuts and licked my dick from tip to base, her saliva painting my shaft as she sucked me at hyper speed. I gave her what she wanted. I dumped and pumped a huge load in her mouth. My jizz slammed in there and the bitch swallowed it down in record time. "Damn babe, I wanted your load first." Courteney turning me the fuck on. I pushed Courtney away and pulled my woman into my lap. Courteney pulled her bikini bottom off and lined my cock up with her ass. She slid me up that perfect ass and rode me hard and fucking fast, her ponytail flying as she bounced her well toned white ass all over my thick cock. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Courteney squirted all over my crotch and stomach. Penny lapped it up. She ate Courteney's bald pussy while I thumped her ass, ridiculously hard. Penny snaked her tongue up Courteney's snatch, wiggling it and smacking her clit. "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Courteney blew me a kiss and squirted right into Penny's luscious mouth. I shot my wad up her ass at the same time. Courteney threw her head back in orgasmic bliss and rode out her Big O while I pumped her ass full of jizz. Penny pulled me out and sucked out the last drops of cum from my throbbing cock. She rubbed my chest as she sucked me dry, then she put her mouth to Courteney's gorgeous ass and sucked out my cum form there. She swallowed every fucking drop, moaning so sexy as she did. I played with her perfectly shaped ass and smoked a blunt, enjoying my life to the fullest. "You better get ready for your piss bukkake Courtney. They'll be here any minute." "Ok babe... thanks for the blow." "You too." I winked at her. Courtney laughed, smiling and blowing me a slutty kiss. I had a piss bukkake set up for her. Ten dudes paid to piss all over her... $100,000. Nice payday. I have a special room where I can see everything. It has glass walls, so we all can watch. My assistant, Lolita, showed the men to the room. Courtney was already there. They talked for a few minutes. I have two assistants. Lolita is a beautiful black woman with big tits and an afro. She's a friend and writer. She works for me and lives with me too. My friend Spence is my other assistant. I met him through one of my New York hoes, Carrie Heffernan. He lives with me too. He's my cameraman. He was filming the bukkake. I get hired to make a lot of custom videos and this was one of them. The guys paying were ok with it, so Spence was in the room, in his bathrobe, getting ready to film it. Lolita came outside and kissed me. I gave her the blunt. She smoked and watched the bukkake get started. Penny's friends from Pasadena were staying with us for the weekend. Bernadette is a big titty hottie that I fuck... and pimp... from time to time. Her husband Howard is an ok guy. He can be annoying, but he's ok with his wife giving herself to me. He gets off on being, sort of a cuckold. They came out and immediately, Howard noticed Courtney in the room on the right corner of the house. "Is... is that Courtney Love getting pissed on?" "Yep." "What the frack?" Lolita passed me the blunt. Courteney was on all fours on the lounger to my left. I licked the tip of the blunt, leaned over and spread Courteney's ass cheeks. I put the tip of the blunt in her ass and smacked her ass, kissing it. "Hey Howard... look at this." He was staring at Courtney Love happily getting covered in piss by 10 guys, but he looked over to me. "HOLY SHIT!!!" He was shocked as he watched Courteney Cox smoke the blunt with her ass. She puffed it in with her anus and exhaled it out, pushing out her anus, releasing the smoke. It was definitely a cool ass sight. Courteney kept puffing and exhaling with her perfect ass. The smoke flew out. I rubbed her ass and kissed her as she ass smoked the blunt. Lolita came over and pulled the blunt out of Courteney's ass, putting her mouth on her anus. Courteney blew out the smoke with her ass into Lolita's mouth. It was a fucking cool sight to behold. Howard couldn't stop staring. I kissed Lolita and groped her big, natural cans. She's sexy as fuck. Howard shook his head to clear it. "Can I...... go watch Courtney?" "Sure, go ahead. Don't get in the way though. Those guys paid me 100K for that." "They paid you 100 thousand dollars to piss on Courtney Love?" "Yeah... that's what I said." "Damn...youre lucky. You have the coolest life." "Yep. Go ahead... just stay outside and watch." Howard walked over and got a great view of Courtney taking piss all over her face, hair and tits. They covered her in it. Courtney was grinning from ear to ear. She loves being a slut. She's damn good at it too. One guy shoved his cock in her mouth and pissed in it. She left her mouth open and it poured out, all over her tits and the tiled floor. Howard just stared and smiled. Bernadette came over and we kissed. I knocked her up a few weeks back, so I rubbed her belly and kissed her deeply. I squeezed her big, natural right tit, through her workout outfit. "Love you James." Bernadette is sweet. I had an appointment with Jamie Lee Curtis and her husband. A rich client was paying me $50,000 to fuck Jamie Lee while she cuckolded her husband and the client jacked off. I asked Bernadette if she wanted to peg Jamie Lee's husband while I fucked her. She said she would love to. I took her in the house. Jamie Lee and her husband, Chris were there. "Heyyy, handsome. You ready to fuck me?" "Always babe." The client sat in the corner of the bedroom and we got started. Bernadette was nude. Jamie Lee had on a black latex, dominatrix outfit with her pussy, ass and tits exposed. Her husband was just wearing a dog collar and black, ass less chaps. The old client pulled his cock out and slowly jerked it, watching Jamie Lee suck me off, while she smacked her husband's face. I was nude. I put my hand on Jamie's Lee's short gray hair and slammed my cock down her throat. I took control. "Watch your bitch suck my big cock punk. I'm gonna cum down her throat, then I'm gonna fuck her ass while you watch... you worthless piece of shit." I smacked his face. I reached down and roughly groped Jamie Lee's gorgeous tits. Her milk oozed through my fingers. I squeezed them harder. Jamie Lee moaned so sexy and writhed on the floor. I licked her milk off of my hand. Bernadette smiled at me and shoved her rubber strapon up his ass, fucking him hard, while he watched me use his sexy wife's mouth and throat. Jamie Lee sucked me so good, while I rammed her throat. Her pink lipstick smeared all over my cock. She licked it off, looking right at me. I pulled out and let Chris watch me, as I put my cock to his wife's luscious lips and spurted out my jizz into her hungry mouth. He could see it pump out of my cock and into his wife's mouth. He licked his lips, wanting it himself. Jamie Lee smiled big and gobbled it down, swallowing every fucking drop. She pulled me in and sucked me dry. Bernadette slammed up his ass, smacking it. Her big tits shook. I reached over and squeezed them, her milk oozed out onto my fingers. She smiled and moaned so sexy. She blew me a kiss. "Watch a real man fuck my ass, you bitch. You're worthless... you can't please me.... Watch James take my ass with his big, beautiful cock. I'm gonna love every second of it. Watch him you punk." Jamie Lee berated her cuckold husband. I slid all the way up her soft, mature ass and drilled it, stretching it, pounding it silly. "Yesssssssss....FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYY!!!" Jamie Lee loved my cock up her milf ass. She squirted four times, while I fucked her for the next 20 minutes. "I LOVE YOUR BIG FUCKING COCK JAMESSSSSS!!!!" Jamie Lee screamed, in sexual bliss. I pulled out and she knelt down, wrapping those famous, D cups around my throbbing manmeat. She fucked my cock with them, licking my thick head, lapping up my precum. Bernadette came as she pegged Chris. Jamie Lee smacked her husband's face, spitting in it repeatedly. "LOOK AT THIS COCK. SO BIG AND BEAUTIFUL.... A REAL MAN.... YOUR LITTLE DICK IS PITIFUL... WATCH JAMES CUM ALL OVER MY FACE.. YOU BITCH!!!!" I pumped my cream all over her sexy, milf face, covering it. Jamie Lee smiled, lapping my cock head clean. She sucked out the last drops. "LICK ME CLEAN BITCH!!! LICK A REAL MAN'S CUM!!!" Her husband happily licked James Lee's face clean. The client came, watching intently. Jamie Lee smacked my cock on her lips and sucked me some more. "Thank you baby." She smiled at me and blew me a kiss. I smiled back. Jamie Lee crawled over to the client, grabbed his cock and sucked him clean too. I leaned Bernadette over the side of the bed and thumped her beautiful blonde pussy for an hour. Her big tits hung down and shook wildly. I leaned over and sucked her milk out of them, greedily. I leaned back up and watched Jamie Lee suck her tits as I drilled her wet snatch through 6 Big O's. Bernadette squirted repeatedly. I finally pulled out and fucked those big, natural tits. She sucked out my huge load, swallowing every drop of cream with a big ass smile on her beautiful face. A little later, my mom Patty came over for some weed and to hang out.... And fuck. I never charge her for the weed. She deepthroated me so good, sucking out my first load. She swallowed it all down. She rode me, reverse cowgirl, taking my cock up her nicely toned, mature ass while Penny ate her bald pussy. She squirted four times on Penny's face. I filmed it and put it up on Twitter. I came so fucking hard up my mom's sexy, mature ass. Penny pulled my cock out and sucked me clean, before she took my piss down her throat. They both shared it. My mom got off of my cock and I filmed the two of them sucking down my piss. I sold some X to my porn buddy, Gianna Michaels. She paid me, but gave me a tit fuck, extra thank you. She wrapped those huge, natural cans around my big ass cock and I pounded them silly. She sucked my head and I slammed her tits hard. I covered them with my jizz and I watched her lick it all up. I filmed that too. Lolita came over and sucked out another load of cream. I pumped it down her throat. They both sucked me dry. It was just another day for me. That's my life. It's all about the... Sex, Drugs and Pimpin'. 09: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/07/2019  Our Family Bond WARNING: PERVERTED SEX PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL... IT'S DIRTY THOUGH "Mmmmmmm... Give me that dick JAMESSSSSSS... Ahhhhhhhhhh." My Sister Dana's (Regina King) lips tasting so sweet... Pussy even sweeter. Got her arms stretched out above her head, plowin' dat sweet ass pussy like only I can. 12 inches of pure bred dick meat plunging all the way up that chocolate honey hole... DEEPER... FASTER... HARDER... Dana shoots her cream, spray painting my white dick with her pussy honey. Kissing those lips, as she moans in delight into my mouth, banging her harder and harder... I cum. Pumping my seed deep and fast in that chocolate punanny. "Mmmmmmmmmmm... Feed me your cum daddy. Mmmmmmmmmmm." Dana sucks my tongue, as I feed her black pussy daddy's sweet, creamy nut. I roll off her and light a blunt. Dana moves to my cock and sucks my cum glazed cock monster clean as a whistle. She looks up at me, unbridled lust in her eyes. She sucks me dry, loving every second... just like me. I smoke... then pass to her. Dana puffs... Blows the smoke all over my cock... then passes back. Relaxing time with my sister. We're adopted. Our mama Oprah Winfrey is not only world famous... she's also a great mom. I'm a mama's boy. I love her so damn much. She's always there for us and she's always taking care of my every need... every damn one. Damn, I love her titties. Huge, natural wonders. She let's me play with em any fucking time I want. "I love your big white cock James. It's so beautiful... just like you. Mmmmmmmmmmm." Dana winks at me, sucking half of my cock down her throat, slowly, softly pleasing me. Her mouth wrapped so tight and lovingly around my very thick dick. Her cheeks billowed out, her tongue swirling my shaft. I softly caress her beautiful face, smoke... and watch... her orally please me so beautifully. I go downstairs... naked... my favorite attire. I see mama in the kitchen and smile. I'm so happy being Oprah Winfery's son. She's so unbelievably sexy. We all live together. I just smile. Mama's beautiful. So curvaceous, so busty... So God damn sexy. A low cut white, short sleeve blouse... tight jeans, black glasses... those awesome titties overflowing her top. Huge cleavage on display. "Hey mama." "Hey baby... (She Kisses Me)... Mmmmm... sexy man." I stand behind her, playing with her huge, heavy black titties, grinding on her phat ass, softly kissing her neck. "Mama... you're so gorgeous. Sexiest mama in the world." "Awwwwww... Thank you baby. You're the most handsome, most wonderful son in the world. I love you so much." Mama grinds that booty against my cock. I pull her jeans down and kneel down, spreading her thick cheeks. I lick her anus, smacking her phat ass, squeezing it hard. "Mmmmmmmmmmm." Mama moans, as I slide my tongue up her tight ass, licking her out, rolling my tongue in her dark chocolate tunnel. I love mama's ass. I rub her wet slit, as I devour her tasty ass. Mama shakes her ass on my face. I finger her pussy faster and faster, my tongue rolling faster in her ass. Mama squirts all over my fingers. I lick them clean, then stand up. My cock is so hard for mama. She reaches back, grabs it and puts it against her tight anus. I push, sliding slowly up that tight, dark tunnel. Mama moans her sluttiest, sexiest moans. I fuck my mama's phat ass. My huge white cock, stretching her out, plunging deep into her gorgeous, thick booty. I slam up mama's ass, my white thighs pounding against her black ass. I pull mama's blouse up. She pulls her huge tits out of her white bra. I lean around and suck them, so happily, so lovingly. I'm obsessed with mama's huge black tits. I softly bite them, licking every, soft inch. I pound mama's tight ass, my massive white dick stretching her tunnel so wide. Her ass feels so fucking good. Mama's squirts all over me. I keep pounding her ass, sucking each tit, alternating sides. I suck them as hard as possible, stuffing as much of them in my mouth as possible. They taste like heaven. Huge titty heaven. I suck one huge tit and squeeze the other, as I plow mama's tight ass. "FUCKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYY!!" Mama squirts again. It shoots out all over the floor. I keep plowing mama's ass. Dana comes in and kneels down, sucking my big, hanging balls, as I destroy mama's phat booty with my giant cock. Mama's smiles so big, holding my face to her tits, as I devour them. I squeeze the other tit so damn hard. Dana sucks my balls beautifully. I pound the living fuck outta mama's gorgeous, curvaceous ass... So fucking fast!! Mama squirts again. This time right into Dana's sucking mouth. I blast my massive load of cum up mama's ass. FUCKKKKKKKK... IT FEELS GOODDDDDD!! My cock pumps out the jizz, full blast. I cum and cum and cum. It leaks out of mama's ass and Dana laps it all up. I smile so damn big, loving Dana's mouth all over my cock. She pulls my cock out of mama's ass and sucks the rest of my thick cum down her throat. She moans happily, drinking down every fucking drop of cum. Mama and I kiss deeply. I manhandle her perfect titties, while we kiss... and while Dana sucks every drop of jizz outta me. She shoves her tongue up mama's ass and licks out every drop of cum in there, sucking it out too. I love my mama and sister so fucking much. Mama and Dana kiss, sharing my cum. I watch and smile, sucking mama's huge tits... Dana's small ones too. My Mama, sister and I have a very special bond. Our love for each other is unbreakable. Our sexual lust for one another is just as strong. We fuck all the time, every day, every night. I've gotten them both pregnant. We decided to finally get married... all three of us. It's beautiful. They're beautiful. I'm the luckiest dude on earth I'm married to the two most wonderful, sexiest women on earth... and they just so happen to be my mama and sister. Our bond is the most beautiful thing to me. Our loving, listing, fuck crazy bond. We are one now... and it's because of our bond. Our Family Bond. 08: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

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