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10/07/2019 

Hillbilly Humpin'

WARNING: OFFENSIVE TWISTED PERVERTED FUCKED UP HILLBILLY FUN AND FUCKIN'... IT AIN'T REAL... BUT IT SURE AS HELL IS FREAKY

BANJO MUSIC PLAYING

OUR LOG CABIN IN THE WOODS...

OUR BACK PORCH...

Howdy... I'm horny as fuck... I'm also James. This is the perverted ass story of my fucked up, freaky ass family. We love each other... we fuck each other... and we have a lot of fun up here in the woods. My mama Beth (Beth Chapman) is the boss. She's a sweetheart. She's also a baddass, so don't get on her bad side, ya hear. She's got the sweetest mama titties ever. Been suckin' on em forever. Still do, every damn day.

"JAMESSSSSS... COME HERE BABY." Hold on... Mama needs me.

I run in to check on mama. "Yes mama." Mama looks at me and wiggles her finger for me to come over to the stove. I do.

"I need your cum... for my cake icing." Mama kisses me with a smile.

"Yes mama." I pull out my foot long wiener and start jerkin'.

"No baby... let me do it." Mama kneels down, lowers her overalls, and wraps her massive titties around my rock hard dick. I smile. Mama pumps my dick with her giant mama titties. They're so soft and huge. Mama pinches her big, pink nipples, shaking those titties all over my cock. Mama sucks the head of my big ol wiener, as it pops out of her huge ass titties. God damn, that feels good.

Mama titty fucks me and sucks me so damn good. She even tickles my big ass balls. I shoot my thick cum in mama's mouth. I fill it nice and good like. Mama sucks out every creamy ass drop, jerkin' my dick fast, as she sucks it.

Mama let's my cock fall outta her mouth and grabs the mixing bowl. She spots my cum into the bowl and mixes it up with some sugar. Mama squirts her titty milk into the bowl, as I watch. She pulls dem sweet nipples, shootin' that tasty big titty milk into the bowl with my cum and the sugar.

Mama mixes it all up real good, then tastes it. "Yum... So tasty." Mama puts the bowl on the counter and sucks my big ol wiener clean. She puts it back in my overalls and gets up. "Thank you baby. Love you sweetheart." Mama kisses me again and rubs my dick through my overalls.

"You're welcome mama. Love you too." I squeeze mama's huge mama titties and smack her big ol ass. Damn, mama is sexy.

Back to my story. I live with mama and my sisters, except for Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray). She's married... to a real lame ass buzz kill. Stupid motherfucker don't want Nikki-Dee to fuck around. I mean damn... It's what we do round here. We're always fuckin'. It's our life. Boring ass bitch. Nikki-Dee's pregnant. Her lame ass husband thinks it's his. Ha. Stupid bitch don't know it's mine. Can't wait to see the look on his stupid face when he sees his kid looks just like me... and they let out a big ol fart in his face. Ha.

My other sisters Kat (Kat Dennings) and Gianna (Gianna Michaels) are both big titty beauties. I'm married to Gianna. Kat got upset but that. She wanted to marry me too, but I married Gianna on a bet. She and I had a little wager on a drinking game. I was already half drunk from moonshine, so Gianna made me agree to marry her if she drank more beers than me. She beat me by one... but hey, I won anyway. I got to marry one of the prettiest girls you'll ever see... and she's my sister. It's a win win.

I got two other wives. Penny (The Big Bang Theory) and Rachel (Ebony Pornstar Rachel Raxxx). I'll end up marrying Kat too. Why the fuck not? She damn sexy as hell, got big ass titties... and I already got three wives, so fuck it, I'll have four.

I got a bunch of kids with a bunch of different women. Got baby mamas out my ass. I'm always fuckin' somebody, so I get a lot of girls pregnant. It's fun. God damn, I wanna get some chick pregnant right now. My dick's always in the mood to fuck... women or men. We ain't too picky round here. We fuck... and we fuck some more. Must be a woods thing... or a hillbilly thing... or sumpin'.

Sittin' around a fire, waitin' on my moonshine to finish cookin'...

"Damn Spence (The King Of Queens) drink the damn beer. It's only 17 of em. Don't be a pussy." My cousin Spence is showin' off, tryin' to out drink Gianna. My sister Kat is on my lap. I'm playing with her titties while we watch Spence make a fool of himself. He's down 22 to 16 beers. Gianna can drink. Damn, I love her.

"Here... I'll make it easy for ya." Gianna pulls her overalls down and shakes her big ass, natural titties for Spence. He's wasted. He just stares all googly eyed and falls over, babblin' some gibberish or sumpin'. I reach over and squeeze Gianna titties with my right hand. My left hand is squeezin' Kat's. Gianna laughs at Spence and dumps her beer on him.

"Damn Spence... I was gonna let ya fuck me if you would've finished that beer." Gianna smirks. She kisses me. Gianna pulls my dick out and leans over, sucking me like a champ. Kat and I make out, as Gianna deepthroats my entire wiener. I fondle her hanging melons, as she sucks me off, jerking my thick base really fast, softly chewing on my fat crown.

Gianna and Kat take turns riding my dick. I suck their big ass titties and they ride me. My dick is grinning. It plunges so damn deep each time they gleefully bounce on it, stretching their sweet young pussies wide. Kat and Gianna both cum twice, flooding my crotch and overalls. I suck dem titties so damn good... all four of em. I cum deep up Gianna's sweet, phat pussy, pumping a cum geyser into that sweet pussy. Kat, Gianna and I all make out, sucking tongues, while I manhandle their gorgeous cans.

Spence is still passed out. Our cousin Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) stands over him and laughs. He pulls his dick out and starts pissin' all over his face. We all laugh. I break out the banjo and star playin'. Kat and Gianna dance naked, shakin' dem gorgeous, big titties all over the place... and Braun keeps pissin' on Spence.

A couple hours later, Braun and I are loading the moonshine in our truck for delivery when my wife Rachel... the prettiest black girl you'll ever see... comes up and kisses me. "Hey baby... can I have some money? I owe Harry $500 and I don't feel like letting him fuck me for it. My ass is still sore from the other day."

"Sure baby." I reach in my pocket and pull out $2,000. "Here baby... keep the change."

"Awwww... thank you baby. I love you James." Rachel hugs me, all excited...rubbin' them K cup titties all over my chest. She kisses me a bunch. My girl's got some gorgeous lips.

"Love you too darlin'. Ol Harry can keep his greasy ass dick in his damn pants now." Rachel kisses me.

"You seen Spence? I wanna get him to get something from Harry for me. Harry owes him money, so I'm hoping he can talk him into it."

"Yeah baby... he was passed out earlier, by the fire pit. He smells like piss. You can thank Braun for that." Braun laughs, smirking about pissin' on his annoying cousin.

"Ok babe... thanks. Love you baby. Thanks again for the money." Rachel kisses me and heads back to the fire pit, to check on Spence. I watch her shake that gorgeous, curvy ass of hers for me, as she skips off.

"Ok Braun... let's deliver this shit and get paid!"

We get in the truck and drive to our friends house to sell the damn moonshine.

When we get back...

"Park the truck Braun. I'm gonna do see Rachel."

"Ok boss." Braun pulls away to park our delivery truck, in a secluded spot. I head inside the house to go see my wife.

I look around... No mama... no Rachel. I walk to the back room... it's a guest room. I hear moaning and slapping. I walk to the door and open it. Spence is on the bed with Rachel riding him... and mama filmin' it. Rachel's slappin' Spence's face, as she bounces on his dick.

Those giant black titties floppin' like two big ass fish outta water. I watch from the door. "Hey baby... Uhhhhhhh... Fuck me bitch. Do it right whiteboy!" Rachel slaps Spence again, bouncing harder on his thick dick. Mama plays with Rachel's titty, as she films everything. "I had to fuck him, to convince him to help me with Harry. He's got a smaller dick, so I decided to give em the pussy... Fuck that pussy, bitch... Uhhhhhhh... Yeah bitch. I'm cumming."

Rachel cums all over Spence's white dick. Spence cums up Rachel's sweet black pussy. "Yeahhhhhhhh... give me that cream, bitch. Mmmmmmm." Rachel smiles, riding out her orgasm, enjoying Spence's warm jism pumpin' into her phat, black pussy.

"Good bitch Spence. That was fun. Do a good job helping me with Harry and I'll let you fuck me again. May even let you have the ass. I like your little white dick. It'll fit nice in my butt. Rachel smacks her curvy ass and winks at me, smilin'." Rachel softly smacks Spence again. Spence smiles happily. We fuck... it's what we fuckin' do round this bitch. Ha.

Later that night...

Were sittin' around the campfire with our neighbor Bernadette Wolowitz. She's a real pretty blonde hottie with big ol titties... milk filled titties. Her husband Howard is workin' so she stopped by to say hi. I'm making out with Penny, feelin' her up, rubbin' her pussy through her white thong... it's all she's wearin'. I go ahead and pull it off and throw it to Spence. The pervert likes to jack off in em, so I gave him a present. Penny rides my dick, facing away, right in front of Bernie. I'm squeezin' her gorgeous titties, while she's grinding all over my wiener. Braun and Spence start makin' out with Bernie.

A few minutes later, it's a full on hillbilly orgy. Bernie's gettin' double dicked in her pussy and ass, while Penny's gettin' my huge dick up her sweet, shapely ass. I smack it and pound it. Bernie shoots her titty milk over to me. I catch it in my mouth and rink it. Tastes damn good. I keep plowing Penny's ass, she keeps cummin'.

We spend the next hour fuckin' and suckin' hillbilly silly. I pound out Penny's pussy, ass and mouth. Then, after Spence and Braun cum in Bernie's pussy and ass, I pound her titties, cumming all over her and Penny's beautiful, smiling faces. They lick it all up with glee. I end the night pissin' on Penny, Bernie and mama. They all drink it down happily. Mama blows Spence and Braun. Bernie and Penny blow me. It cum shakes for all the bitches.

Its our life. We fuck.. It's what we fuckin' do. We're hillbillies. We drink, we party, we fuck. Hillbilly Humpin' for us all. See ya.

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10/07/2019 

Michael Myers Cuckold

"Thanks for coming over James. It's great to see you again Big Daddy." Jamie Lee Curtis hands me a glass of champagne and sits on her sofa next to me, her legs crossed, slowly swinging back and forth. She sips her champagne, and gives me a seductive smile... her wet, red lips kissing that glass in such a sexy, come hither type of way.

I look across the room, and see Jamie Lee's movie brother Michael Myers, in a his horror movie villian glory... black jumpsuit, and his iconic Halloween mask.

I knew why I was there. Jamie Lee and Michael have a unique relationship. It's a femdom relationship. Jamie Lee is a horny slut, and she loves to dominate guys... and gals.

Jamie Lee and I are friends from way back. She knows about my porn career, and my "side activities."

I make custom porn videos... pretty much anything goes... if you have the dough. I was there to film one for Jamie Lee. She looks at me, intense lust in her eyes. Jamie Lee puts her hand on my leg, and squeezes softly.

I look her over. Short gray hair. Small, black rimmed glasses. Skin tight, white, low cut blouse... white bra underneath. Very short... and tight... biege mini skirt and heels.

I reach over and cup her gorgeous, milf tits through her blouse. Jamie Lee grins, and licks her lips enticingly. She softly licks the rim of the champagne glass, as I grope her soft, mature cans.

"Mmmmmmmm...James...I want you to fuck me while Michael watches. Make him a cuckold...ISN'T THAT RIGHT YOU PUNK?" Jamie Lee looks across the room at her movie brother with a disgusted...femdom of fury...look. Michael lowers his head in submission.

It seems kinda weird...I'm a big Halloween movie fan...the original movies, not the Rob Zombie crap remakes. I decide to go with the flow and I immediately get into character.

I tear off Jamie Lee's clothes...leaving on her beautiful white bra. I pull her beautiful titties out of the cups and let them hang over.

A few minutes later, Jamie Lee is deepthroating my 14 inches of redneck cock meat. She's really into it. She's sucking the chrome off my cock bumper. Those lips of hers are dragging tightly up and down my super thick shaft...leaving red lipstick all over it.

I push her head down in my cock over and over...wanting her to puke. She does...puking all over my cock and balls. Jamie Lee gasps for breath when I release her head. She looks at me so fucking turned on by my oral domination of her.

I smacks her face. She licks her lips and smiles. I smacks it again...harder. She smiles again...bigger. "Look at your slutty sister bitch!" I look at Michael...my eyes showing my alpha male dominance over him. "She my slut...my fuck toy. Sit there and watch me use her for MY pleasure you punk!" Michael looks down in submission. He rubs his cock though his coveralls.

"James is a real man Michael...you're a punk...a pathetic little dick bitch! Come here and kneel down and watch a real man fuck me you bitch!" Jamie Lee orders Michael. He meekly obeys and kneels in front of us.

Jamie Lee climbs up on me...facing away...and shoves my massive dick up her mature, gray hairied and bushy, slutty cunt. We kiss as I play with her milk filled cans and she bounces wildly in my lap...her pussy tightly clenching my super sized cock. Jamie Lee's juicy cunt is stretched insanely wide around my bulldozing dick. I punch and pull her rubbery nipples...her milk shoots out onto Michael's mask. I smirk and laugh...spraying the horror icon turned cuckold with his movie sister's titty milk. Jamie Lee grabs his hair and smacks his masked face repeatedly...harder and harder.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEE JAMESSSSSSSSS!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!...lick his huge balls Michael...lick them good you worthless punk!" Jamie Lee screams out...squirting all over my massive cock invader. Michael sticks his tongue out and licks my balls as my cock pounds up Jamie Lee's tight and so fucking comfy, milf pussy. Jamie Lee smiles and bounces harder in my cock.

"YESSSSSSSSSSSS...I LOVE YOUR HUGE COCK JAMESSSSSSSSS!! Please my man Michael. James is my man. I'm his bitch...your our bitch!!" She blasts his face...smacking that creepy masked face really hard. Michael groans and sucks my balls. It was weird, but what the fuck . I'm banging Jamie Lee Curtis, so it's cool.

I reach my head around Jamie Lee and suck her milk dribbling titties as hard as possible. I drink down every fucking drop of tasty milk...leaving suck rings on her pearly white titties. Jamie Lee has awesome, C cup tits and perky nipples and I work them over so good...sucking, licking, biting, and sucking some more.

I drill her ass doggy style...she's bent over the sofa, spitting on Michael's masked face. "FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH...POUND MY SLUTTY ASS DADDY!! WATCH HIM MICHAEL...WATCH A REAL MAN FUCK MY ASS...YOU ALWAYS WANT TO...BUT ONLY JAMES GETS TOO!! YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!!" Jamie Lee smacks Michael so hard he falls over.

Jamie Lee has Michael lay on the floor in front of of the sofa and jerk off while she rides my massive cock up her ass fro an hour. His head is between our legs. Jamie Lee is screaming in ecstasy and squirting repeatedly on Michael and the floor. She starts pissing all over his face...yelling at him...covering his creepy masked face and body in her warm, movie sister piss.

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH...TAKE THAT PISS PUNK!!" Jamie Lee screams out at Michael...right as I ast my cum up her bouncing, hugely gaped, milf ass. FUCK IT FEELS GOOD!

I pull out and start pissing in Michael too. Jamie Lee loves it and holds my massive piss bazooka as it covers the horror movie superstar. "YEAH BITCH...take James' piss. YEAHHHHHHHHH!!" Jamie Lee taunts Michael.

Jamie Lee sucks me clean...she does so well, I pump a load of jizz down her hard sucking throat. She moans happily as she swallows every drop. I smacks her sweet booty and squeeze it hard as she gulps down my huge load of dick cream.

We agreed to meet up again, every week. We do all kinds of freaky shit. I fist Jamie Lee's ass while she spits in Micheals mouth. I piss in Jamie Lee's mouth while she rides Michael's and pisses in it. I love to pound Jamie Lee's sweet, milf booty while she drills Michael's with a huge strapon. We have a ball. My girl Jamie Lee knows how to make me smile. She can fuck with the best of em too. She loves me, my cock, my cum, and my piss. I film it all. We are gonna come out with a Michael Myers cuckold movie soon. OH FUCK YEAH! Gotta keep it fucked up and freaky. (Smiling with a 14 inch hardon).

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10/07/2019 

My Cousin, My Wife Kate Upton

THIS IS A PERVERTED SLEAZY FUCK PARODY... IT AIN'T REAL

STAR OF THIS STORY :

MY COUSIN AND WIFE KATE UPTON (HERSELF)

MY FREAKY FAMILY MEMBERS IN THIS STORY :

MY AUNT KATHIE LEE GIFFORD (HERSELF)

"So, our first guest is someone Kathie Lee knows very well... and he's in the middle of the biggest story in entertainment. He's your nephew Kathie Lee...

"Yes he is. He's the most gorgeous and sweetest nephew ever too."

"Please welcome, The King Of Porn and Superpimp himself... JAMES!!"

I walked out onto the stage of my aunt's show, to a big applause. I hugged Hoda and my aunt Kathie Lee. My aunt got the big hug... and a booty squeeze. I sat in the middle of them. My aunt put her hand in my lap, rubbing my cock, as I answered their questions about my newest wife... my cousin Kate Upton.

"Well, young man... you got married again and to your cousin... first, congratulations."

"Thank you."

"Second... how did this come about?"

Kathie Lee rubbed my cock some more as she asked me the question. I looked at her hard nipples poking through her thin, white blouse. She wasn't wearing a bra. My gorgeous aunt knows how to turn me on... and she loves doing it.

"Well... as you know Kate and I have been very close and we have been extremely intimate for awhile. So, she wanted to leave her last husband for me. I didn't know about getting another wife, but she convinced me and here we are."

I leaned back, my arm around my aunt and enjoyed my aunt rubbing me off.

"Did you have any misgivings about Kate being your cousin and being married? I mean it's the biggest story in entertainment... the paparazzi is having a field day with this story... it's everywhere. Kate divorced her last husband, Houston Astros pitcher Justin Verlander, so she could marry you, her cousin. It's a controversial story... you have to admit that." Hoda pointed out.

I shrugged my shoulders. I didn't give a fuck how controversial it was. My cousin is the hottest supermodel on earth and she really wanted to marry me, so I married her. It was pretty simple to me. I don't give a single fuck about how the paparazzi was handling it... or what anybody else thought about it. Hoda wanted some more answers though.

"So, what do your other wives think about it? What does Kim think about it? She's your first wife."

"They are cool with it. Kim (Kardashian) is totally fine with it. Yes, she's my first wife and we still have a very close bond. You gotta understand something about me. I don't give a fuck what people think about what I do... I care about what my wives and family thinks... but in the end, I'm gonna do what I want."

They bleeped out the fuck. I finished the interview with a massive erection, thanks to my gorgeous aunt. I was still backstage after the show... in Kathie Lee's dressing room, when she came back to talk... among other fun things.

"Hey there handsome nephew of mine. Get that big ass cock out so we can get this party started."

Kathie Lee took her clothes off and got on her knees in front of me. I took my clothes off and shoved my aunt's sexy head down all the fucking way on my cock. She gladly deepthroated me and licked my shaft all the way down. I pulled her mouth off of my cock. Kathie Lee opened her mouth. I spit right in it and she swallowed it down. Kathie Lee went back to sucking hard on my rock hard cock. Her beautiful, mature lips were wrapped so tightly around my manmeat as she dined on my dick. Kathie Lee's head bobbed wildly on my throbbing shaft, while she jacked my cock. I pumped my jizz into her sucking mouth and Kathie Lee eagerly drank it all down. She sucked me totally fucking dry. My aunt can suck a mean cock.

Next thing, I was straddling Kathie Lee's beautiful chest, while she wrapped her gorgeous 34C natural tits around my still, rock hard cock and I pounded them roughly, while she sucked my thick head, licking all around it as she did.

A few minutes later I was pussy pounding my aunt mercilessly... through four Big O's. I squeezed those natural cans hard as I drove her body into the carpet and pummeled her mature twat insanely hard. "YESSSSSSS... POUND MY PUSSY BABY... IT'S YOURS JAMES!!" Kathie Lee kept cumming and I kept pounding. I drilled her soaking wet, mature snatch through two more squirts, then I anal pounded her for an hour. Kathie Lee came so much, the carpet was drenched.

I laid her back on me and drilled up her ass so fucking hard and fast. Kathie Lee just held my hands that were tightly squeezing her funbags, her milk oozing through my fingers. She squirted four more times. I came up her ass twice. It poured out onto the carpet, especially when I pulled out. Kathie Lee quickly devoured my cock, sucking me clean. I spent another half hour sucking down her sweet milk. Kathie Lee moaned and hugged my head to her titties. I love my aunt's tits. I love drinking her milk and I drank hers down happily.

"I'm really happy for you baby. Don't let anybody get to you about marrying your cousin. You're a great guy and I know Kate and you love each other very much. I wish you two all the happiness in the world. I love you James."

"Thank you gorgeous. I really appreciate how great you are to me baby. I love you too, my sexy ass aunt."

We made out a few more minutes, then I left. I was meeting Kate at my hotel.

About two hours later, Kate had her world famous, huge titties wrapped around my rock hard cock. She was smiling at me, shaking her tits all over my cock, pumping it with them. I just smoked my blunt and enjoyed it all. "I love you daddy. I love this big ass cock too." Kate's so fucking sweet... and sexy. I passed Kate the blunt and she puffed hard on it. She blew the smoke all over my happy ass cock and her awesome, huge funbags.

"I love you too baby... and those big ass titties too." Kate smiled and shook her tits for me. Kate sucked my plump head, her eyes locked on mine the whole fucking time. Damn, I'm in love with my wife. I held my cum in and Kate climbed up on my cock, riding me, her huge titties hanging down in my face. I sucked them so fucking hard, licking them and roughly sucking them. Kate has the most beautiful tits and I loved every second of sucking them.

"Suck my titties James. I LOVE ITTTTTT!!" My man knows how to treat my titties, they're all yours daddy." Kate loved my tit play. I softly bit them all over, slapping them, sucking them so fucking hard. I pulled the nipples hard with my mouth, letting them go. They snapped back into place and I sucked them even harder. Kate bit her lips and played with my hair, as I molested her huge cans, with my horny mouth. I sucked each one roughly, biting and sucking them hard... drawing moans of approval from Kate.

Kate rode me like a champion cowgirl. "Yee haw daddy... I love my man's huge cock... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DADDDDDYYYYYYYYY!!" I gave my woman what she wanted. I smacked that sweet ass and drilled up her juicy cunt. Kate squirted all over my cock three times, while I hammered her perfect, bald cunt, my cock flying up it at breakneck speed, thumping her pussy mercilessly.

I put her on her hands and knees, while she smoked the blunt. I smacked that ass and slammed my ten inch meat missile insanely hard and fast up her sweet snatch. Kate's huge cans hung down and flopped wildly. I reached down and roughly slapped them and squeezed them, pinching her hard nipples, shaking those huge cans. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHH!!" Kate screamed in ecstasy and squirted twice more.

"Who's your daddy bitch? Who's tits are these? Who's pussy is this?" I pulled Kate's long, blonde hair hard and smacked her supple ass harder, driving my fucking hard ass cock all the way up that soaking wet snatch.

"They're all yours daddy... You're my daddy James... I'm all yours... use me... fuck me... I'm yours James... all yours!!"

I fucked that perfect pussy mercilessly hard and blazing fucking fast. Kate screamed in delight and closed her eyes, licking her lips, loving my taking of her body. She was my wife... my bitch. I owned that perfect body now. She was my cousin, wife and fuck toy all wrapped up in one. Damn, I love her.

A few minutes later Kate was riding me, reverse cowgirl, while my rock hard manmeat was buried to the hilt, up her gorgeous booty. Kate slammed up and down on my cock, her perfect pussy gripping my huge cock tightly as she rode me so fucking hard, while I squeezed her huge, natural titties. They feel so fucking good. Kate blasted her pussy nut out five times, soaking the bed, while she rode my huge cock in her ass. I relentlessly ass thumped Kate, my cock rapidly drilling up her booty over and fucking over, so fucking hard and fast. I finally blasted her soft, supple ass, overflowing it with my creamy jizz. FUCKKKKKKK!! It felt great to finally release my cum up my wife's tight ass. Kate immediately got off me and guzzled down the last of my cum, sucking me totally fucking clean, rubbing my chest, looking right at me with her sexiest look.

Kate and I cuddled... pimp cuddled... my hand squeezing her ass, her head on my chest.

"I love you so much James... Thank you for marrying me. I've wanted to marry you forever. I'm so glad you finally came around... my pussy and ass are glad too." We laughed. "My mouth and tits too. Damn, you're the best fuck ever. Now you're my husband... so even more fucking for me." Kate shook her eyebrows at me. We ended up fucking the whole night and into the next evening. I banged those titties for a couple of hours straight. I fucked her pussy and ass over and over. Kate blew me several times. Fuck, my wife is hot as hell and one helluva great fuck. She also just so happens to be my cousin, so it's kinky too. Kate's perfect. She's... My Cousin My Wife Kate Upton.

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10/07/2019 

My Sleazy World of Sluts

FANTASY... FILTHY... AND FUN...

SLUTS RULE THE WORLD... WE'RE JUST FUCKING IN IT...

IF YOU AIN'T FUCKING... YOU AIN'T LIVING...

I'M THE SLUTFUCKER KING... JUST ASK YOUR BITCH...

GOOD PUSSY = GOOD TIMES...

I'M PRETTY FUCKING COCKY... WITH A PRETTY FUCKING COCK...

"Squeal pig... SQUEALLLL!" I order bbw, milf porn slut extraordinaire Lisa Sparxxx, slapping her fat fucking whore ass.

"EEKKKKKKK... UHHHHHHHH... SQUEALLLLLLLLLLLLL!" She obliges, as I twist her piggy ear. She's wearing piggy ears, a piggy snout, and hooves on her hands and feet. I'm fucking her fat ass from the back... on my bedroom floor, as my wife Kim Kardashian films it. Lisa's gigantic melons are flopping like crazy, under her. I'm slam banging her booty, while she's all dressed up as a pig for one of my most popular porn series, PIGGY FUCKERS 42. It's all about fat bitches and bbws getting sleazy fucked like pigs. It's degrading and most importantly... fun.

"Piss on her fucking fat piggy face Kim... You want that, don't you piggy?" I ask Lisa, slapping her fat ass as hard as possible. It's red from all the booty smacks. Lisa grunts in pain/pleasure. She loves being sexually degraded. She loves being dominated and used too.

Lisa nods and bites her lips, loving my huge dick shoved up her ass, and also loving the pain from my booty smacks. She squirts for the tenth time, right as Kim starts pissing all over her face. She's nude, filming and looking at me. I blow Kim a kiss. She blows me one right fucking back. Kim splatters Lisa's fat face with her warm piss. God, that's hot. I booty slam Lisa even harder. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!! YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!" Lisa screams and squeals. I laugh.

I cum deep up Lisa's loose, extra plump ass. She's had so many dicks up there, its gonna be loose. I slap her giant tits, side to side, harder and harder. Lisa screams into Kim's pussy. Kim pulled Lisa to her delectable twat and started roughly grinding on her piggy nose and mouth. Kim pisses right into Lisa's mouth. I pull out and start pissing all over Lisa's back and hair. I told upwards and piss into Kim's open mouth. She licks her luscious lips, as she drinks my piss down with a huge, happy smile.

I piss six mouthfuls of warm, yellow urine into Kim's mouth. She gulps it all down, not missing a salty drop. Fucking sexy bitch!

...

A little later, over in my main kitchen...

"Good job baby... now... cream my cupcake." Chef Anne Burrell... another wife of mine... tells me, wiggling her plump ass on my face. I've been eating Anne's pussy from behind, while she was baking cupcakes.

"Sure thing slut." I answer. I slap Anne's plump, soft ass and get up. I spin Anne around and she kneels down, cupcake in hand. Anne starts sucking me off, those gorgeous lips of hers working my fat rod so fucking beautifully. My slimy precum leaks into her cum thirsty mouth.

"Mmmmm. So yummy. God... I love your precum daddy." Anne moans, pulling off my huge cock long enough to say. She engulfs my cock and starts sucking for dear life. Anne slaps my ass, squeezing it, encouraging me to fuck her slutty mouth. I do. I grab her blonde head and pound that slutty mouth and throat ean my head back and explodes all over the cupcake. His thick jizz splatters that huge cupcake, icing it perfectly. Anne sucks out the last drops of sperm before dining on the cum covered pastry.

"So good. Yummm!" Anne looks up at me and licks and kisses my twitching dick clean, then goes to town on the cupcake. She takes a big bite, getting her sensuous lips doused in creamy sperm. Anne eats it up with utter delight, licking her lips to get all of the thick cum icing.

"Godddddd... This is so gooddddd! You have the yummiest cum every daddy." Anne blows me a big, slutty kiss and slowly licks her lips, smacking them for me. She finishes the cupcake and wipes her face clean, licking her cum glazed hands clean. It's messy, but Anne very much approves of the taste, giving me a big thumbs up. I give my slit and cheeky smirk and slap my super fat dick on Anne's glazed, glistening lips.

We need to market these James. Your yummy cum makes the best icing." Anne deepthroats my entire monstrous rod, shaking her very stylish, cool ass blonde haired head on it.

"Yeah... a lot of cum starved sluts out there." I reach down and squeeze Anne's big, soft tits.

"Here too." Anne fires back, shaking her eyebrows at me. I laugh. I really dig her slutty ass.

"Yeah, babe... you get sucked off a lot around here, so that would be more HARD work for you." Anne chuckles and licks my piss slit, then gets up.

"Fun, HARD work though." I fire back. We both laugh and kiss, nice and dirty like. Ha. We suck and fuck all the time around here. It's the official thing to do. If you don't wanna fuck, you gotta leave. PUT OUT... OR GET THE FUCK OUT!... It's on the wall by the front door. Ha. I'm the horniest motherfucker ever... so thankfully I'm surrounded by a ton of very horny, very accommodating sluts. Oh hell to the fuck yeahhhhh! (Big horny laugh).

...

One of my crew, Howard Wolowitz (The Big Bang Theory) has been doing some very important work for me. He's an engineer that used to work for NASA and the military. He's in charge of my Sex Robot Program. Yes... sex robots. I've poured a ton of money into it and it's paid off big time. He finished the first one, and now he's finishing the second and third one. The first is of my dear, late friend Beth Chapman. I fucking love Beth and I miss her. I also loved fucking the shit out of her too. Now, I can again. (Two big thumbs up).

"This is amazing Howard. It's so real. You and your team have done a really awesome job." I congratulate Howard, as I look over Beth in my lab. It's on my property here in Bel Air.

I bought a few properties around my home and made my own little, horny ass neighborhood. I built the lab next to my house. It's all part of my home. I also gave Howard and his wife Bernie (The Big Bang Theory) a home here. A perk of working for me. Besides... I fuck Bernie. She's an insanely hot, short, busty blonde babe with a high pitched, sweet voice. She can also take a fat dick up her tight, sweet and saucy ass like you wouldn't believe. She loves to cuckold Howard. I love that shit. I love fucking other dude's chicks, especially right in front of them.

"The detail is amazing. Every bump, every detail is spot on. These titties are absolutely spot on. God... I miss her." I tell Howard, while I roughly fondle Beth's gigantic 38F melons. They were all natural, but even though they're man made now, they still look and feel the same. God... I love technology. (Grinning happily... groping happily too).

"Thanks. Everything is exactly how you wanted it. Her pussy is ultra realistic too. It's self lubing." Howard explains. I finger the pussy, and he's right. It's nice and wet and warm. Feels totally real. This is the most realistic... and expensive... sex doll ever.

"Mmmmmmm... finger me big daddy." Beth blurts out. It startles me. She actually sounds just like Beth did... not robotic at all. She's talks real, and reacts to what I'm doing. Holy fuck!

"We used voice rendering technology with the voice samples you gave me... and she's programmed to react to everything you do, just like an actual real woman. She's as real as a sex robot gets." Howard amazes me. This motherfucker is getting a raise!

"The other two will be ready shortly. Probably in a couple of days." Howard further impresses me. The next two are Chyna (Former wrestler/pornstar) and Anna Nicole Smith. Two former close fuck buddies of mine.

"Dude... you're the best. You're getting a big bonus for this. Great job. Great fucking job." I look over Beth, feeling her all over. She feels like a real woman in every way. She even smells nice. Damn... sex robots are fucking awesome. I grope those massive tits again, shaking them, tweaking the fat, pink nipples. Absolutely amazing.

"Thanks James. Just doing my job... and I loveeeee my job." Howard leers at Beth. I laugh. Another horny motherfucker. He fits in perfectly here. We dress Beth in a white sports bra and tank top, tight, daisy dukes... and some cowboy boots and hat. God... I'm gonna have so much fun fucking this robot. I may even let everybody else fuck her too... maybe. Ha.

...

Over at my offices/porn studio/swingers hotel...

I bought the Beverly Hills Hotel and turned it into my offices and porn studio. I also use it as a singers hotel too. It's always filled. It's very hard... no pun intended... to get a reservation.

Kim is in her office, looking over our shooting schedule with another of my wives, blonde porn queen Kelly Madison. We're making an Area 51 type parody with my very horny/very nerdy cousin Spence (The King Of Queens) as the lead alien. Ha. Good casting, huh? It's called Alien Fuck Invasion. Fuck fuck fuck all the damn time. (Big laugh, chill axing with a fat blunt).

"Who's scheduled for the first scene with Spence?" Kim asks Kelly, who runs my porn studio/website and also is my all star director. Kim runs and oversees everything for me... so I can spend extra time fucking around and fucking sex robots and what not. (Laughing my ass off... but it's true).

"It's supposed to be Sara Jay, but she may not be able to do it. She's been sick, so that's all up in the air." Kelly explains.

"Well, who are we going to use if Sara can't make it?" Kim sits back in her desk chair, rocking in it, and looks at Kelly.

"I'm thinking about asking Penny (The Big Bang Theory)." Kelly answers. Penny is another of my wives... and extremely horny... hence, she's my wife.

"Hmmmmm... Penny would be great. She would make a great star for this movie. Much better than Spence." Kim and Kelly laugh. Kim thinks it over.

"Ask Penny if she'll do it. We can always work Sara in as a supporting actress. I'm sure Spence wouldn't mind fucking them both." Kim giggles. Kelly agrees.

"He's got the cock for it... and he's horny as shit." Kelly replies. She and Kim laugh again.

"Yeah... it's really thick... like James'... not as big though. Anyway... ask Penny. I think she'll be up for it." Kim directs Kelly, both mega babes smiling at each other.

...

Kelly gets on the elevator to head down to the porn studio. It's one of the public ones, so the elevator operator is on it. Herb is 75. He's a nice guy, quiet. He's always so professional, so my girls love to tease him to see if he they can rattle him... kinda like the guards at Buckingham Palace. He's a little more laid back than them though. Ha.

Kelly smiles, looking straight ahead. She's wearing a right, white, button down blouse that's already unbuttoned past her enormous, 34G all natural tits. She gets a devious idea. Kelly unbuttons another button and pulls her blouse open. Her massive tits are spilling out of her white lace bra.

"Herb... do you think this bra is OK? I don't know... I mean, my tits are so big." Kelly asks, grinning wide. She's an expert cock tease. She looks down at her tits, then sweetly over at old Herb.

Herb's eyes almost pop out of his head, but he maintains his composure. Kelly turns up the heat, grabbing Herb's old cock through his pants. It's big... and it's still soft. "Whoa... that's really big Herb. Wow!" Kelly rubs it, feeling it harden in her hand. It's huge and getting bigger. It's even bigger than mine. Kelly is pleasantly shocked. She keeps rubbing it. Herb still doesn't break his concentration. Kelly hits the stop button on the elevator... and gets down to the concentration breaking.

Kelly bites her bottom lip, as she strokes Herb's gargantuan cock through his pants, looking over at him... but he stills remains calm, cool and collected. "Damn Herb... how big is this monster?" Kelly asks. Herb remains silent, not breaking character for a second.

Kelly ramps it up, unzipping Herb's black trousers and pulling out the biggest cock she's ever seen. She estimates its 14 inches long and as thick as her forearm. Kelly marvels at it, as it stands straight out in front of Herb.

"Jesus Herb... that's the biggest cock I've ever seen. It's even bigger than James'. Holy fuck!" Kelly stares in awe at it, touching it, slowly walking her fingers up and down the massive shaft.

"Thank you ma'am. I'm glad you like it." Herb finally speaks.

"Oh my God... I love it. We need to put you in our new movie. It's an Area 51 parody. Penny's gonna be in it. I know she would go crazy for this beautiful cock. Mmmmmm." Kelly's smiles, striking the massive cock again.

"If you say so ma'am. You're the boss." Herb agrees to do the movie.

"That's right Herb. I'm the boss... and as the boss, I think I should make sure you will be able to perform under pressure, so to speak. Come." Kelly moves to the back of the elevator, leading Herb by his monster rod.

"Fuck me Herb. Show me how good you are. Tear me up with that gorgeous cock." Kelly spits in her hand and rubs it into Herb's cock.

"Yes ma'am. As you wish." Herb grabs Kelly's curvy hips and shoves up her tight cunt. Kelly lurches forward into the back wall of the elevator from the force of Herb's entry. She closes her eyes and smiles, hugging the wall, as Herb fucks her thrusting so damn deep and so fucking hard up her already soaked cunt. Kelly cums, and Herb keeps fucking. Kelly's huge, hanging breasts flop wildly, as her delectable, blonde landing strip topped pussy gets ravaged by that old monster rod.

Kelly's eyes roll back in her head and she licks the wall, loving the pussy plowing she's getting. "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! GOD YESSSSSSSSSS!!" Kelly grunts, cumming again. Herb keeps fucking her. He reaches up and fondle her flopping tits, slamming up that sweet as honey pussy, wrecking it the fun way. Kelly cums again, her juices pouring out of the sides of her overstuffed cunt. Herb softly grunts, then cums his watery load up Kelly's stretched out wide cunt. Five globs of watery semen explode up Kelly's hard throbbing pussy, as she kisses the wall, in a sexually charged daze.

Herb pulls out and puts his cum dripping cock away, not wanting to get any on the carpet in the elevator. Kelly breathes deeply, then turns around. She smiles at Herb, then reaches down and wipes her cum leaking twat. She brings her fingers to her full, luscious, red lips and sucks them, drinking down the watery jism clinging to them.

"Hmmm. Very, very nice Herb. A huge, gorgeous cock and tasty sperm. Always a great combo." Kelly winks at Herb, the fixes her clothes and starts back the elevator. She fixes her lipstick too, smacking her lips at Herb and blowing him a kiss.

The elevator opens and Kelly walks off, waving to Herb. He goes about his business like nothing happened. A true professional.

...

Kelly makes her way to studio 1. Spence is there in his green alien costume. Big alien head and eyes, green bodysuit with holes for his cock, balls and anus cut out. He's really weird looking, so Kelly decides to bust his balls a little.

"Hey there little green man. You eat something that didn't agree with you? I see your cock looks normal, so at least that's OK." Kelly giggles. Spence talks through his alien head.

"I'm fine Kelly. This head is hot inside, but I'm fine. When are we gonna start? I heard Penny was gonna star in it." Spence looks so funny, talking normal in that alien outfit.

"Yeah. I asked her earlier. She said you better fuck her good though, or she'll go all Nebraska on your alien ass." Kelly tells Spence, who hops up on the exam table and lays back on it, relaxing before his scene. His fat cock is soft, but still impressive. Kelly looks it over. Her pussy is still sore from Herb's giant cock, but her mouth and tits are tingling.

Kelly walks over to Spence and grabs his fat dick, stroking the soft monster. "You have such a thick cock Spence. It's so pretty too." Kelly makes Spence smile in his huge green head.

"Thanks... I..." Spence gets cut off, as Kelly leans over and sucks his fat head into her mouth. She chews on it and pops it out of her mouth, over and over. Spence starts shaking, feeling reallllll good. Kelly blows Spence for ten minutes, shaking her long blonde haired head side to side, licking and chewing softly on that very thick piece of dick meat. Kelly can sense Spence's impending cum. She pulls him from her mouth and pulls her monster tits out of her bra and wraps them around his cock. She shakes them all over Spence's dick, pumping it faster and faster.

"Oh my God... I'm cumming!" Spence blurts out from his huge alien head. His cock blasts out, splattering Kelly's giant melons. She moves his cumming cock from tit to tit, as it pumps out that thick sperm. Kelly smacks it all over her melons, rubbing it into both.

"Good alien. Maybe Penny won't go all Nebraska on your ass now." Kelly laughs. She moves to Spence's alien head and rubs her cum covered monster melons all over it.

"Take that jizz, you alien pervert." Kelly laughs as she rubs all of Spence's jizz all over that fat, green alien head. She licks a small glob of cum up from her left tit and swallows it.

"Tasty alien cum. We might have to keep you around. You've got a nice alien cock too... (Kelly grabs it and shakes it)... I think we'll definitely keep you around, pervert from outer space." Kelly leans over and bites Spence's fat mushroom crown, then smacks his shaft. He grunts in pain/pleasure. Kelly smugly laughs, enjoying cock teasing my nerdy, alien cousin.

...

FILMING ALIEN FUCK INVASION... SCENE ONE...

"What is this place? It's creepy as hell." Penny looks around the pitch black examination room, trying to figure out what's going on in this seemingly abandoned facility.

"OWWW!" She bumps into a table. It's so dark she can't see anything. Penny looks around for a light or flashlight or something.

"DAMN IT!" She stubs her toe on a stool. "Shouldn't have worn flip flops." Penny reaches down and rubs her sore toe.

"I can hear Sheldon now..."

"Don't be another flip flop fatality." Penny shakes her head at the thought of what her annoyingly overbearing friend would say about her choice of footwear.

Penny bumps into a thin chain hanging from the ceiling. She pulls it and a light comes on. "WHAT THE FUCK!!" Penny is started by the green alien laying on the exam table. He's short and chubby... and has a big, human looking cock showing. Penny is impressed... and scared. This place is so creepy and quiet.

Penny does notice that her plump pink nipples are poking through her tight white tank top though. She attributes it to the cool breeze blowing through the creepy, cold room. She's beginning to regret her decision to snoop around inside a secret government facility, seeminglyy abandoned or not.

Penny look the alien over, nervously. Is it dead? She wonders. She touches it and quickly pulls her hand away. The alien doesn't move. It just lays there.

Penny is creeped out, but also intrigued. She pulls her camera out and takes a picture. She thinks to herself... "hey... even if it's dead, it's still an alien, so maybe I can make a few bucks off this picture."

Penny alps takes a picture of its cock. It's so thick and normal looking. Penny slowly reaches out and touches it. She quickly pulls her hand away again. "Hmm. It feels normal. It's so thick too. Where's this alien been my whole life?" Penny chuckles. She touches it again. It moves. Penny jumps back... surprised by the alien cock's movement. She slowly reaches over again and rubs it. It's so big in her hand.

"Wow... I think I'm getting wet from this alien. What the fuck is wrong with me?" Penny grinds her legs together in her pink with white stripes shorts, with the word, JUICY, across her ass. She's not wearing a bra or panties. Penny licks her lips, definitely turned on by the huge alien cock. She squeezes it and strokes it. Penny loves the feel of it in her hand.

"Oh my God... it's so big and thick." Penny notices a glob of alien precum oozing out of the piss slit. She cautiously leans over and laps it up, wondering what alien precum tastes like.

"Holy crap on a cracker! That's good. Wow... I never knew alien jizz was so sweet." Penny starts sucking off the alien, drinking the precum that pours out onto her tongue. She deep throats the entire immense shaft, her saliva lubing it for her mouth.

Penny feels the huge shaft tremble in her expertly sucking mouth. She sucks even faster, bobbing her head rapidly, swinging it, side to side. The alien cock explodes inside Penny's throat. The tidal wave of alien jizz pours down Penny's throat. She pulls back and collects a mouthful in her mouth, drinking it all down once the cock stops cumming. Penny takes a couple of cocksucking selfies, with the alien cock filling her slutty mouth.

"Oh my fucking God! That was so yummy. If I would've known how good alien cum was, I would've been sucking off a whole bunch of aliens before now." Penny laughs, and sucks the fat alien rod clean, popping her mouth off of it.

"I need this big fucking alien dick in my pussy." Penny yanks her shorts off and climbs up on the table, straddling the alien, as she faces away from it. Penny bounces wildly on the bulging alien rod, slamming her pussy down on it.

"FUCKKKKKKKKKK!! GOD... THAT FEELS GOOD!!" Penny screams out, cumming all over the fat alien cock in her pussy. She leans her perfect, blonde haired head back and keeps slamming down on the rod. Penny fucks the alien for thirty minutes, cumming three more times. She finally feels the big dick twitch hard and cum deep up her perfectly delicious, throbbing, bald pussy.

"Uhhhhhhhh." Penny groans, as the cum pours into her convulsing pussy. There's so much, it oozes out the sides of her stretched out, swollen cunt.

"FUCK... THAT WAS SO GOOD! You've got a great cock mr alien." Penny looks back at the still motionless alien and says.

"Thank you." The alien finally speaks.

"EEEEEKKKKKK!!" Penny is scared shitless, jumping off the aliens dick and the table. She slips and falls down, but quickly recovers, grabbing her shorts an running out of the exam room.

The alien just smiles and throws up a peace sign.

"CUT!" Kelly says. "Great job guys." She compliments Spence and Penny, as the lights come on. Penny walks back into the room, putting her shorts on.

"Damn... I almost sprained my ankle, jumping off that table." Penny laughs.

"You OK?" Kelly asks.

"Yeah... I'm fine. My pussy is real fine. Great job Spence. You've got a helluva nice alien cock." Kelly and Penny laugh. Spence gives Penny a big alien thumbs up, as he takes the giant alien head off.

...

I spend the evening fucking Beth and Bernie, doggy style pounding their tight asses and slamming their big ol, soft titties, nice and proper. Howard films it. I gave him a million dollar bonuses for each sex robot. Bernie took control of the money. She didn't want Howard spending it on his own robot... or a ronof comic books. Ha.

Howard zoomed in as I came all over his gorgeous wife's smiling face. Bernie sucked me clean, as I booty fingered Beth.

Kelly rode me, as we went over the movie. She bounced that awesome pussy on my rock hard cock monster, telling me how everything went.

We put it out... and it was HUGE. A big smash for our site. Hey... sex robots... horny green aliens... and sluts... all pay I guess. I love this country. (Big ass smile, as I smoke a fat ass blunt, my feet kicked up on my desk.

Sex sells... and sluts do the selling. Oh hell to the fuck yeah!!

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10/07/2019 

My Hot Wives Penny and Bernadette

Story Theme : My Hot Wives Penny And Bernadette from The Big Bang Theory and I have fucked up freaky fun exploring sexual boundaries

My Mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford)

My wife Penny and I have been married for about a year and a half. It's been a glorious time, full of freaky fucked up fun and sleazy sexual awesomeness. My cock has been working overtime in Penny's hot holes... it's a tough job, but I get to do it. My baby is awesome... Penny always goes out of her way to keep me happy... sexually and otherwise. The latest example of that is, Penny giving me our friend Bernadette, as my second wife. She's already married to our friend Howard Wolowitz, but she's been our play toy for the last two years... mostly mine... but Penny's as well.

I wanted a second wife to pimp out and use sexually, so my woman gave me Bernadette. Penny "charmed" a local judge to make it legal, and gave me my present a month ago. I fucking love Penny. She's perfect in every way... and she's all mine.

"Babe... have you seen my purple g string? I can't find it. I hope some weirdo didn't take it home last night, after the party... that is kinda hot though... I should've sold them, like I did the leopard ones." Penny comes in the living room and jumps in my lap, on the sofa. We make out. She's nude... so am I. It's a thing for us... we both love being nude as much as possible.

"I love the leopard ones... (I bought her four of them)... go buy a bunch of them, wear them and then we can sell all of them. I fucking love that. Money, money, mon-ey. A lot of horny motherfuckers out there nowadays. Might as well exploit their asses for some paper." Penny's eyes go wide... and a big ass smile is on her lips.

Penny puts her arms around my neck and kisses me with devilish lust. She's turned on by my idea. She sells some panties here and there, but she loves the idea of going all out with it. Penny and I are sexual soulmates and business people as well.

I pinch Penny's rock hard, pink nipples... she moans... I lean down and lick them... she moans again, writhing on my soft cock.

"Hey... what about me?" Bernadette asks, walking briskly over to Penny and I, her milk filled 32D tits bouncing, making my mouth water. She sits beside me and shoves her left tit in my mouth. I start sucking down her tasty milk, loving every drop. Bernie shoves as much of her gorgeous tit in my mouth as she can, and I go to town, sucking it as hard as possible. Milk shoots fast into my thirsty mouth. "Mmmmmmmm... Suck my milk daddy."

Penny sits up and grabs my cock, jerking it to full hardness. She rubs it on her wet labia and slides it up her clean shaven twat. I'm in sexual heaven, fucking my love and first wife... and sucking the perfect milk jugs of my second wife.

Penny rides me like a Nebraska bull riding champ. Her right arm swings in the air, her left pinches my right nipple. I watch her with my mouth full of tit and milk. My cock is so fucking happy. I grab her right, perky 34C tit and squeeze hard. Penny licks her lips, then bites them, riding me harder. I rub her thick, pink nipple quickly with my thumb, still squeezing her tit extremely hard. Penny loves pain and pleasure mixed together.

I rub Bernie's bushy blonde pussy... I like contrast... Penny's is bald, so Bernie's is bushy. I slide my middle finger up Bernie's pussy and wiggle it ridicously fast. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... use me daddy." I smile at Bernie... my bitches know how to make me smile for sure.

Penny's squirts on my cock, then gets off and leans over, engulfing my entire 10 inches. She looks up at me, overtaken my raw animal lust, sucking my entire shaft, bobbing that perfect, long blonde haired head super fast. Her awesome, long hair flies through the air, gracefully, but wildly.

Penny lifts her head and Bernie sits down on my thick, throbbing meat missile. Bernie leans her head back, her mouth wife open, and bounces wildly on my cock, screaming in sexual euphoria, cumming immediately.

Penny looks at me as she sucks Bernie's big, full right tit. She licks the rock hard, pink nipple quickly as she sucks half of Bernie's awesome titty. I drill up Bernadette's tight cunt, my thick cock stretching and railing up that sweet young milf pussy. Bernadette's big titties shake violently, as I pummel up her cunt. "FUCKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEE DADDYYYYYYYY!!" Bernie squirts again, as Penny smacks Bernie's pulsating, pink clit and sucks her big titty.

I blast my wad up Bernadette's sweet pussy, pumping a tidal wave of jizz up it. I push deep, wanting to impregnate her. She has kids with Howard, but I wanna keep her pregnant with mine. I've knocked her up four times already, but she didn't have the baby. I'm gonna have a bunch with Bernie... and Penny too.

I keep cumming up Bernie's twat. She smiles, wanting me to get her pregnant. We kiss, as my cock still pumps my jizz up her pussy. Penny joins in for a three way kiss. We molest our tongues and kiss deeply. I play with Penny and Bernie's hard nipples, as we make out.

Later in the evening...

Penny and Bernadette go out, for a girls night out, with our friend Amy... who's married to our friend Sheldon... they live across the hall from us.

I'm at home... nude again... with my mom Kathie Lee... she's nude also. I love my mom more than anything. She's the most important person in the world to me. She's sitting in my lap, her head on my shoulder, as we watch TV.

"How's everything with Penny and Bernadette, sweetie?"

"It's great mom. They both make me happy and they both turn me the fuck on 24/7."

"That's great baby. As long as you're happy, I'm happy." My mom is a sweetheart. She may be my next wife... I'll probably need Penny and Bernadette to both "charm" the judge for that one. My arms are around mom's waist, holding her hands. I'm kissing her neck, looking her mature body over. She's in great shape. Her 34D breasts only slightly sag.

Mom moans softly, rubbing my fingers, kissing my neck. I'm in love with my gorgeous mother... not just mom and son love, but actual man and woman love. She has me wrapped around her finger. I'm a mama's boy... in the horniest way possible.

Meanwhile, at the bar...

"It's time to get CRA-ZY!" Amy is horny. The ladies are drinking looking around the hipster bar for some action.

"You're ready to party huh Amy?" Penny sips some wine, looking so fucking hot in her tight white tank top... no bra... and white Capri pants... no panties. Her long blonde hair flows down her back. She's got a white hat that says HOTTIE, in pink letters, on it... very fitting... that's turned slightly sideways.

Bernadette has a pink latex body suit on... nothing underneath. Her big tits are showcased beautifully in that super tight bodysuit. Her thick nipples are poking right through it.

Amy is wearing a tight, thin, red turtleneck sweater and black skirt... pretty wild for her very conservative fashion standards.

Penny is the hottest chick in the bar. My wife is a goddess... pure sexual magnetism to the extreme. Her hard nipples are poking through her tank top. She's fucking perfect.

A nerdy guy walks over to the ladies. "Um... hey... I'm... Um... Dillon."

Amy puts her arm around his shoulder and smiles. "Hello Dillon... Wanna fuck?"

Penny spits out her wine in surprise. "AMY..." Penny is shocked at her usually conservative friend's brazen behavior.

"Um... sure." Dillon nervously smiles and puts his arm around Amy's waist. Amy and Dillon walk to the women's bathroom and go in. Penny can't believe Amy's aggressive sexual behavior. She looks at her wine and nods. It probably has something to do with the four glasses of champagne, Amy had drank so far. Penny shrugs her shoulders and finishes her red wine. She orders another one and looks at Bernadette.

"Well Bernie... since Amy kicked off the festivities..." Penny reaches over and slowly unzips Bernadette's bodysuit passed her big, milk filled breasts. Penny moves the latex to the sides of Bernie's awesome breasts, where they barely cover the nipples, but expose most of her tits. "There... that should do it... time for you to get fucked baby... they got pay though." Penny is the boss... she's the pimp in charge, when I'm not around.

Bernadette smiles sweetly showing her submissiveness to Penny. She sips her champagne. Penny softly rubs her big breasts, admiring them. "You have such big, beautiful breasts Bernie. They are so nice sweetie." Penny leans over and slowly licks them both... kisses them too. Penny softly kisses Bernie and smiles.

Penny gets a text from Amy. It says, "you gotta see this!" Penny looks at the pic Amy sent. Her eyes go wide. Amy is on the toilet holding Dillon's 11.5 inch thick cock. Amy is smiling at the camera. Her husband Sheldon has a big cock too... 9 inches and thick. This one is much bigger though and she was very excited.

"Take a look at that Bernie." Penny shows Bernie the picture.

"Whoa!... That's even bigger than James' cock. She'll never be able to handle it." Bernie says, in her sweet, high pitched voice.

"I don't know... who knows about Amy... she an enigma. Maybe she can... let's go see." Penny grabs Bernie's hand and they head to the women's bathroom.

They make their way to the handicapped stall... more room... and knock on it. "Amy open up... we wanna see if you can handle that." Penny whispers... there are a couple of other chicks at the mirror.

Amy unlocks the stall and Penny and Bernie squeeze. It's big enough for all four. "Congrats Dillon... nice cock." Penny smirks. She films everything with her phone.

"Yeah... very nice." Bernadette adds, staring at it, licking her lips.

"I know... I couldn't believe it when I pulled it out. It's way bigger than Sheldon's." Amy says, then sucks the thick head, tickling his balls. Bernie pulls her big tits from her outfit.

"Here Amy... let me lube it up for you." Bernadette squeezes her thick, pink nipples and squirter her milk all over Dillon's huge cock. Amy laps at the milk and rubs Dillon's meaty balls. Dillon smiles big and leans against the divider, so happy, having three horny chicks in the stall with him.

Bernadette covers the huge cock then knees down and licks the sides of it, as Amy sucks the head. Penny films it, smiling. She plays with her left breast, as she films. "C'mon Penny... get some of this monster." Amy says, blowing Penny a kiss.

"Yeah..." Dillon says smiling, his eyes wide, wanting my other wife too.

"Sorry Dillon... I'm off limits. Enjoy Amy and Bernadette. Fuck the shit outta them, with that big ass cock, sweetie." Penny squashes his hopes of a bathroom foursome... but, he's still got a threesome. He grabs Amy's and Bernie's heads, as they take turns sucking that huge monster cock. Bernie rubs it between her big titties, pumping it with them, squirting her milk everywhere. Amy laps up the milk, and sucks the head of Dillon's cock, as it plunges through Bernie's titties.

Dillon grunts and blasts his load in Amy's hard sucking mouth. Amy smiles around Dillon's huge head and sucks every drop down, as Bernie keeps pumping his huge cock between her big beautiful tits. Dillon smiles so fucking big.

"CHUG CHUG CHUG!!" Penny cheers, as Amy drinks down the nerd's huge load.

"There... now you can fuck us Dillon... and you better do a good job, or I'll get my husband to kick your ass." Bernie says in her sweetest, but most devious voice. She smiles and winks at Penny.

Dillon fuss Amy from behind, pounding her bushy, brown hair twat. That huge cock rails up that tight cunt over and over. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... YESSSSSSSSSS!!" Amy screams out, squirting everywhere. Penny laughs, while she films everything.

Bernie sits on Dillon's huge cock, as he sits on the toilet. She faces away from him and bounces ridiculously hard on that massive cock. Her big titties shake. Amy sucks the milk from them, as Bernie screams out in ecstasy, "FUCKKKKKKKKKK MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Bernie squirting all over Dillon's huge cock. Amy rubs Dillon's balls, then squeezes them, to prevent him cumming.

Amy and Bernadette take turns riding Dillon's huge cock, squeezing his balls when he grunts, so they can continue fucking him. They ride him for 45 minutes, squirting a combined 12 times 8 by Amy... she's an orgasm machine.

Dillon finally is allowed to cum. He fills Amy's cunt, as he squeezes her very nice tits. He falls back against the wall in exhaustion. Amy gets up and watches Bernie suck Dillon's jizz from her bushy twat. Bernie looks to Penny's camera and plays it up, slowly licking Amy's cum dripping cunt, sucking it hard, letting the jizz hang off her tongue, then sucking it in and swallowing it all. Amy sucks Dillon's cock clean, and she and Bernie kiss, sharing the creamy jizz.

"Good job Dillon... how much do you have on you? You gotta pay to play sweetie." Penny being the pimp... a super sexy ass pimp.

Dillon hands Penny $275. Penny puts the money in her pocket and turns the camera around, to show her perfect face. "Got the money baby...(she shows me the money)... love you James." Penny blows me a big kiss, through the camera.

Back at our apartment...

Mom is riding my big cock. It's buried up her tight, toned booty. I'm squeezing her perfectly shaped, mature titties, enjoying her amazing, milf booty. "I LOVE YOUR COCK BABY... MY GORGEOUS SON... I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!" She leans her head back and we kiss deeply. I pull and squeeze her thick, pink nipples and mom's milk shoots out everywhere. I roughly manhandle those amazing titties, squeezing hard, rubbing her nipples as they squirt out her milk.

I rub mom's erect clit and she squirts for the fourth time. My couch and carpet are soaked... and I fucking love it. Mom's tight booty squeezes my big cock tightly, as it plunges so fucking deep up her beautiful ass.

We keep kissing and mom keeps cumming, as I keep drilling up her well toned milf booty. My cock stretches her anus wide, drilling up that booty so fucking fast and hard. Mom squirts again and I pull out, standing up. I lean over and suck her soaked pussy clean. Mom plays with my hair, as I lick up all of her tasty juices.

I stand up, and point my super throbbing cock at mom's face and open mouth. I grunt hard and cum blast her beautiful face. My cum explodes out of my cock, painting her face and filling her open mouth. "YESSSSSSSSS!! BAPTIZE ME WITH YOUR DELICIOUS CUM BABY... FEED MAMA YOUR JIZZ!!" Mom swallows the cum in her mouth and smiles wide, her mouth wide open, giving her face to me, to cover completely with my cum.

The second I'm done cumming, my piss explodes out of my very happy cock. Mom sticks her tongue out and drinks down my warm piss, as it fills her wide open mouth. I keep pissing. Mom keeps swallowing. I groan, it feels so fucking good. I grab my phone with one hand and move back a few feet. My piss hits the mark from 8 feet away. I film it and keep filling my mother's beautiful mouth with my piss. Mom drinks down 10 mouthfuls of piss, then motions me over and sucks my dick totally dry.

I lay on the floor and mom squats over my cock, covering it in her own warm piss. FUCK THAT FEELS GREAT!

Penny, Bernadette and Amy come in as mom finishes pissing on me. Penny runs over and sucks mom's piss off of my cock. They girls all throw their clothes off, and we have a good old fashioned five way. Penny rides my cock in her ass, while I suck Amy's 36B tittles. All three girls ride my cock in their asses, while mom rides my face. I suck her, juicy, bald, mature pussy clean, finally cumming in Penny's perfect ass. Amy and Bernadette suck my jizz out of Penny's ass, kissing and sharing it. They suck my very happy cock and big balls clean.

I love my life and I love... My Hot Wives Penny And Bernadette.

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10/07/2019 

My Sister Ann Coulter

"This is good coke James... and I don't even like coke."

"Yeah... it's purer than a virgin's punanny."

"Ha... I know you know about that you horny bastard."

"Nope... I don't like virgins... I prefer sluts... like you."

"HEYYY! Just for that... no blowjob... on second thought..."

My sister, Ann Coulter, reaches in my green with gold stripes sweatpants and grabs my soft cock. She jerks it slowly... leans into me and kisses me. I pour a line of coke on my chest and Ann snorts it, as she jerks my very thick cock. She licks her lips and wipes the white residue off of her nose. Ann pulls my pants off and admires my huge cock.

"I love your big cock James... it's so beautiful. I could look at it all day... but I'd rather suck it instead." We laugh... Ann leans down and licks my very thick, but still soft, shaft... slowly up and down... looking up at me... smiling.

Ann softly kisses every inch of my cock and huge balls. She then licks every inch. I light a blunt and watch. She lifts my huge, soft cock to her glistening red lips and sucks me in, her mouth stretching wide to accommodate my girth. Ann sucks my head hard... I smile and blow her a smokey kiss. I puff away on my blunt, as my hot blond, older sister sucks me expertly.

She softly scratches my, half hard, shaft with her nails... laughing around my cock, as it twitches in delight. Ann sucks about half of my really thick 12 inches into her tightly clenching mouth, bobbing her long, straight blonde haired head quickly... her long blonde hair flying around, as she sucks me off.

I take a deep puff and blow Ann some smoke... she winks at me, and continues sucking my cock, jerking the base, tickling my huge balls.

Ann takes the blunt from me and smokes it, blowing the smoke all over my sensitive underside of my cock. Ann takes a deep puff and puts her smeared lipstick covered lips against my throbbing shaft and slowly blows smoke up and down the massive cock, slowly, up and down, base to tip.

I lean back and smile, my eyes closed. It feels so damn good. My sister has given me tons of blowjobs... and this one is as good as any of them. Ann softly bites my balls... then licks every inch of them.

I grab her and pull her up to me... sitting Ann on my face. She smokes the blunt and grinds on my mouth. I slide my slithery tongue up her neatly trimmed, blonde, juicy cunt and lick her out. Ann has huge labia and I suck them, as I roll my tongue in her pussy. I rub her erect, pink clit in circles, faster and faster. I roll my tongue side to side, licking quickly, tasting every inch of Ann's pink folds. Ann reaches back and strokes my cock, smoking the blunt, blowing smoke into the air... and all over my cock.

"FUCKKKKKKKKK... SWALLOW MY CUM JAMES!... DRINK IT DOWN BABY!" Ann squirt into my mouth. My tongue laps at her pussy discharge, as it shoots into my mouth. I suck Ann's cumming pussy, suctioning out every last drop of pussy cream. I drink it all down, sucking my sister dry.

Ann climbs on my cock, slowly sliding it up her, well stretched out, cunt. It feels so good, when my cock inches it's way up Ann's tight, wet pussy. Ann's pussy stretched wide, and clenched hard on my huge, rock hard cock. "FUCKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEE!!" Ann screams out in ecstasy, riding me hard, bouncing wildly on my massive organ. Her long blonde hair flails wildly, the blunt still in her mouth, smoke flying out of Ann's mouth... her red lipstick long gone, smeared on her face and my cock.

Ann's cums all over my invading cock, blasting out her cream. I can feel her super wet pussy spasming.

Ann leans down and kisses me... blowing smoke into my mouth, as we kiss deeply. She sucks my tongue, softly biting it. I smack her tight ass... Ann moans loudly, into my mouth. I slam her pussy down on my cock, fucking my cock with it. "Mmmmmmmm... YES!!" Ann squirts again.

Ann rides me, reverse cowgirl, my rampaging, massive cock, buried up her tight, toned ass. I reach up and roughly squeeze her C cups, as she rides my cock in her, fucking awesome, ass. Ann's hair rubs my face and I slam up her tight booty, my cock flying up and stretching that sweet ass, insanely wide and super fucking fast. Ann squirts all over my balls and bed. She squirt a lot all the time, but this one is a record breaker. It keeps shooting out... soaking my sheets and huge balls.

Ann climbs off of my cock and wraps her C cups around my cock... taking the blunt from me and blowing smoke into my piss slit... FUCK... that's awesome! She does it again. Ann sucks my huge head, wanting my cream. I pump up between her gorgeous, perfectly shaped, natural tits and into her hard sucking mouth. Ann sucks my throbbing head, as hard as humanly possible. I blast my creamy wad into her mouth... she drinks it all down... sucking fast... not missing a creamy drop.

Ann sucks me totally dry and keeps sucking. I hold her head and start pissing in her mouth. Ann sucks out every drop... 12 mouthfuls to be exact. She sgulos it all down, jerking my shaft, sliding a finger up my ass. I smile and piss down my fucking hot as fuck sister's throat, pushing deep down it and piss dumping into her stomach.

"Fuck you're a sexy slut babe." I take the blunt from Ann and finish it.

"Thank you baby... you're the hottest fucking brother a sister could ever hope for." Ann smiles and sucks me clean, still fingering my ass.

We fuck pretty much every day. The only time we don't is when she's out of town... or I am. I take her with me most times... just to fuck her. We fuck in public all the time. Ann sucked me off in front of the Washington Monument... right in front of everyone. They took pictures and cheered us on. Ann blew the security guy, while I filmed it... to keep him quiet.

I've fucked Ann in amusement parks... at SeaWorld four times. We sixty nined at Coney Island... at Nathan's. I slid a foot long weiner up her ass, while she deepthroated my own foot long weiner, in a storage closet. I came all over her hot dog... and watched her slowly eat it... licking up the creamy jizz, all over the hot dog and bun.

I've fucked Ann's booty in every high end restaurant in DC and NYC. Sometimes it's in the bathroom... sometimes she just rides me at the table. I've ass fucked her in the kitchen of several places. The kitchen staff cooks... and takes pictures... of sexy ass Ann Coulter with her brother's 12 inch cock up her tight ass. We have a fuck blast. I love my sister and I love fucking her silly. My cock... and I... are very happy with... My Sister Ann Coulter.

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10/07/2019 

My Boss Stephanie McMahon

THIS IS A FANTASY...IT IS NOT REAL

I was looking over my to do list in my seat on one of the private jet. It was headed back to Stamford. My boss Stephanie McMahon, I'm her PA, and I had left Detroit after Smackdown Live. She was busy on the phone talking to her husband HHH, who was on his way to the Performance Center in Orlando to check on Ronda Rousey's progress.

I enjoy my job since I grew up a wrestling fan and it's allowed me to be around the business. I have met a lot of cool people and I've seen the world as well. It's cool seeing a show in front of a big crowd and feeling the energy in the building. As a fan of wrestling it's a special feeling for me, just imagining walking down the ramp and the crowd chanting your name. Standing in the ring as the crowd goes crazy, it would be such a cool experience.

I was horny as hell, since my job doesn't allow me a lot of free time and hanging around all the hot women wrestlers, as well as other employees, tends to induce erections.

I rubbed my now half hard cock through my pants. I saw Stephanie was off the phone and walking towards me so I stopped rubbing myself.

"Dick, sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision going into the family business. It's so time consuming and the stress is killing me. It's hard being the Billion Dollar Princess." She laughed, referring to her heel character on TV.

"Well Steph, get a massage or something. You are the Billion Dollar Princess, so I'm sure you could afford a really good one. You might could even get a very happy ending." I smiled as I said it.

We do flirt back and forth, innocently. She and I get along really well and we are friends as well as boss and employee. She's also hot as hell so it's cool getting to flirt with her.

She sat down beside me and turned away from me, pointing to her shoulders. "Get to work Dick, and maybe we both can have a very happy ending." She said jokingly. Steph likes to play with me verbally, always teasing me, because she knows I think she's hot. She loves to lean over as she talks to me to show me her ample cleavage, and lick her lips when she talks. She's a very talented cock tease but she never goes too far with it. She enjoys turning me on but stops short of instigating any extra marital activities.

I started rubbing her shoulders. She moaned and slowly moved her head from side to side so I continued rubbing. She smelled great, she always does. She spends a lot of money on her appearance, always dressing well and wearing the best make up as well as having her hair styled at the best salons. She also wears sweet smelling perfumes. She is gorgeous and she knows it. She loves to flaunt it, in a sophisticated way, but sometimes she will just put on a very small bikini at the pool and flaunt it in a more direct way.

I continued rubbing her shoulders as she told me to keep going. "Very good Dick, your hands may get a raise...and maybe you will as well." She laughed and looked back at me smiling, holding her long brown hair up off her shoulders.

"Well Steph, my hands do work overtime, between all the stuff I write down for you and all of the time I spend thinking about how gorgeous you are, they stay very busy." I laughed, teasing back at her.

"Oh really? They work really hard thinking about me? I bet you think about me really HARD." She said smirking at me. If she only knew how Hard I thought about her, I told myself smiling back at her.

She thanked me for the neck rub as she sat back in her seat. She told me what was on the schedule for tomorrow. I wrote down everything, looking at her and my mini notebook as needed. She stretched her arms as she talked to me. She was wearing a white button down blouse, she had taken off her jacket. I could see her cleavage thanks to her having unbuttoned it to the tops of her beautiful DD cup breasts. It was a distraction but I was used to it, having been around the gorgeous Stephanie for awhile now.

Stephanie's job title for WWE is Chief Brand Officer. She basically goes around promoting WWE and putting together promotional campaigns for different causes. The whole on air role of her running the company is just a storyline. She's not involved with the wrestling side of the company anymore, except for some ideas for the Women's Division from time to time.

I enjoy hanging out with her, not only because of the flirting but also she is a friend and she always asks if I wanna talk or if I need anything. She's a great boss.

She kept talking about what we needed to do tomorrow at the office while she closed her eyes. I wrote everything down, but she soon nodded off. I put my notebook down and sat back in my seat to relax as well. I looked over at her and she was lightly touching her beautiful breasts through her blouse. I didn't wanna stare too hard, knowing she was asleep so she was dreaming, she probably didn't want me to see it.

I am a very horny guy that thinks she's super hot so I did look of course, watching her play with those magnificent breasts. I even rubbed my cock for a minute, then my friend of hers side showed up and I stopped rubbing and looking.

She woke up and looked at her hand still on her breasts and looked slightly ashamed of herself for touching them in front of me while she slept. "Sorry about that Dick." She said half smiling at me.

"No problem Steph, no problem at all." I smiled back at her.

Stephanie got up and went to the bathroom to freshen up before we landed. The stewardess Lori came over to me and asked if I was OK. I told her I was and looked at her. She was beautiful, about 6 feet tall with long legs and beautiful DD cup breasts like Stephanie. She has long blonde hair that cascaded down her back. She was the most beautiful stewardess I have ever seen. She smiled at me as she noticed my bulge in my pants that Stephanie caused and didn't notice.

I looked at it and her and said "sorry, just excited to be home." We both laughed. She leaned over to my face and asked if I needed any help with that. I wanted to say hell yes but I saw Stephanie coming back from the bathroom, so I just told her no thanks. She could sense my disappointment so she told me" maybe later." I told her sure, as she walked back to her post making sure everything was in order before we landed.

Stephanie smiled at Lori as she walked by and sat down beside me again. She put her hand on my leg not looking at me or my half hard erection in my pants. "I wanna learn how to be able to work hard and relax a lot more at the same time Dick, could you please teach me?"

"Yes ma'am, I will try my best." I smiled at her when I said it but I started to think, was she thinking what I was thinking? Is my idea of "relax a lot more" the same as hers? I didn't wanna push too far and piss her off or get fired, but I was also very intrigued by her request.

She pulled her hand off of my legand we buckled up as the pilot said we were gone a land.

When we landed and got ready to exit the private jet, Stephanie looked at me and said as she smirked "I guess you were only thinking about me HALF as HARD as usual." She laughed as she exited the plane. I smiled realizing she did actually notice my half erection earlier.

We got in the limo and headed home. I live in Stamford but she and her family live in Greenwich. She told the driver to go to her house and looked at me to say "you can spend the rest of the late night at my place and we can drive to work from there." I told her that was fine and we made our way back to her beautiful home in Greenwich.

We arrived at her place around 3:30 am. She talked to the nanny who said her kids were in bed and everything was OK. The live in nanny went to bed and Steph showed me to my room. I tossed my suitcase down and fell on the bed dead tired. I took my clothes off, tossing them on the floor and crawled under the covers nude to get a couple of hours sleep.

About 15 minutes later I was half asleep when my door opened. I looked over and saw Stephanie come in. She sat down on my bed and said "I'm sorry to wake you Dick, I just wanted to let you know that I was sorry for asking you to help me relax. I know we are friends and I'm married so I didn't want you to feel awkward about anything. I cherish our friendship, you're a great guy. I also appreciate you not trying something with me when I was asleep and touching myself. I know you like me that way and it's flattering. You are very handsome it's one of the reasons I hired you." She smiled. She can be very sweet when she wants to be, she's so easy to have a crush on. Beauty, a sweet side and those incredible breasts, she's amazing.

She was wearing just a towel that she was holding around her. She leaned over and kissed my cheek, holding her face on mine. She got up and started to leave my room. She stopped and turned around looking at me. She all of a sudden opened her towel and showed me the goods. She was completely nude. I looked her over up and down, side to side in awe of her body. She is truly one of the most gorgeous women ever.

She put her towel back around her and said "make sure you think of me extra HARD tonight Dick."

She laughed and left my room. I started rubbing my now fully hard cock as I smiled thinking about her.

I must've slept hard because I woke up and Stephanie was in my room again, fully dressed this time, sitting on the bed beside me looking at me. She smiled when I woke up "good morning sleepy head." She said. She was amazing it was 7 am and she looked incredible. She wore a tight, black pantsuit, her long brown hair flowing down several inches below her shoulders. I told her good morning and rubbed my eyes. I looked down and saw my rock hard, fully erect cock tenting the covers. She saw it too. She grabbed it and said "glad you thought about me REALLY HARD last night." She squeezed and jerked it once before releasing it. She told me to get dressed so we could head out to the office.

I got up, showered and got dressed and met Stephanie downstairs in the driveway. I skipped breakfast, as I was running late. We headed out to Stamford.

On the way to WWE headquarters, in the back of the limo, Stephanie handed me a breakfast burrito she had made herself. She felt sorry for me skipping breakfast and told me to eat it. "You're gonna need your energy today Dick, it's gonna be a very busy day for you." She said putting her hand on my leg. I was used to busy days and long hours, but her hand on my leg was making me look forward to this particular busy day.

She rubbed my leg, not looking at me. Her hand crept slightly higher as I ate her rather tasty burrito. She then turned to me, her face inches from mine and moved her hand directly onto my soft cock. She rubbed it and whispered in my ear, in a very sexy voice, "I need you to work extra HARD for me today Dick. Can you handle that Dick?" My now very HARD cock should've given her my answer, but I went ahead and answered "yes ma'am, I definitely can."

She grabbed my cock and jerked it through my pants slowly. I had finished the burrito thankfully, so I could just enjoy her handjob uninterrupted. She softly kissed my cheek as she slowly jerked my cock. It felt so fucking good. Her hand slowly working my hard cock up and down. She licked my neck slowly and I thought I would bust a nut right then, but I didn't. I was in heaven, getting a great handjob from my boss, who just so happened to be one of the sexiest women ever on this planet.

She jerked me a little faster, nibbling my ear. My eyes were closed, enjoying every last damn second of this. She whispered in my ear in her sexiest voice "I'm not wearing a bra Dick...or panties." That was it, my cock was so damn hard it felt like it was harder than steel. She jerked me faster and rubbed her big tits on my arm though her blouse. She could sense I was gonna cum so she jerked faster, I moaned so she jerked faster. I moaned really loud. She jerked my cock faster and...stopped. She held it still, her hand over the head, squeezing it, so I couldn't cum. When she was satisfied I wasn't gonna cum, she let it go. "Time to get to work." She said as we arrived at WWE headquarters. She kissed my cheek and softly patted my well teased but still hard cock and we went in to get to work.

The day progressed as usual, a lot of phone calls and several meetings. Stephanie was very business like, so I was a little disappointed. I started to think she was just teasing me in the limo on the way to work and the HARD day she talked about, was just work.

At around 3 pm she called for me to come in her office quickly. I ran next door and opened her door. She was bent over her desk looking though some papers. I took in the sight for a few seconds, that beautiful ass in those tight pants. My cock was half hard and I touched it before she turned her head to me.

"Dick, where in the hell is the contract I asked you about after the meeting?" I can't find it and it's stressing me out."

I went over to her and helped her find it. She thanked me and looked it over. She sat on the edge of her desk with her legs crossed and put the contract down.

"Thanks again for finding it. My stress level has been at an all time high today. This job gets to me sometimes, so I'm glad you're here with me sexy man." She looked at me smiling that sexy smile of hers. She saw my half hard cock and smirked. "Only been thinking about me HALF HARD again I see." She got up and walked slowly to her door and closed it, locking it. She sat back down on her desk and told me to sit in the chair facing her. I sat down and looked at her. She was in all her sexually seductive glory right now. She crossed her legs and smiled a devilish smile at me.

My cock was now rock hard and tenting my pants. She reached her high heeled foot over and slowly rubbed my cock with it. Slowly up and down she rubbed, looking right at me not saying a word. I stretched out my legs, getting comfortable and enjoyed the footjob. She took her jacket off while she continued rubbing my throbbing cock through my pants. She slowly unbuttoned two buttons on her blouse. She slightly opened her blouse, showing me the insides of those magnificent DD cup breasts.

"Take out your big cock Dick. I wanna see it now!" She ordered and I obeyed. I unzipped my pants, my throbbing cock springing out in excitement.

"Very nice, my sexy helper." She smiled, as she licked her lips in approval of my cock.

She rubbed it some more with her foot, her eyes locked onto mine. She then opened her blouse all the way, without taking it off. She rubbed her nipples as she continued her footjob on my cock.

I looked at those big rounded tits with their hard, thick, brown nipples and quarter sized, brown areola, breathing hard, admiring them. She smiled, knowing how much I liked them. She slowly rubbed each erect nipple, lightly pinching them, smiling seductively at me. She then cupped her big tits in her hands, shaking them, squeezing them.

My cock was so hard from her footjob, I wiggled it at her without using my hands. She laughed and got up from her desk, standing right in front of me. She looked at me as I jacked my cock slowly. She smiled and knelt in front of me. She locked her beautiful brown eyes onto me and bent her head over. She stuck out her long tongue and slowly licked up the underside of my cock, her brown eyes glued to mine. I breathed hard, basking in the feeling. She looked so amazingly sexy licking my throbbing cock. I took a mental picture of the sight.

She licked under the sensitive head and slowly lapped up the precum oozing out of the slit. She stuck her smooth tongue into the slit and wiggled it around. I groaned, loving the feeling. She laughed and smiled, knowing how much she was pleasing me. She started sucking the head, her eyes never leaving mine, concentrating on just the throbbing head at the moment. She sucked it harder, inducing another happy groan from me. She then sucked slowly down the base. She took in inch after inch, slowing making her way all the way down. She stuck her very soft hand inside her pants and started playing with her pussy. She undid her pants to let me watch her fingering her wet pussy as she sucked my rock hard cock.

I put my hand on her head, pushing her further, but she didn't need the help. She took in my whole cock, looking up at me with her cherry red lips on my crotch. I shave down there, so there were no nasty public hairs to get in the way. I took another mental snapshot and blew her a kiss.

She grabbed my big balls and softly rubbed them as she sucked all the way up and all the way down on my rock hard cock. She lightly grazed the head of my cock with her teeth and sucked it really hard, shaking her head and playing with my balls. She deep throated me fast. She took every hard inch in every time, her head speeding up and down my cock.

My cock twitched and I held her head on it wanting to cum in that beautiful, soft, inviting mouth. Once again she didn't need the help as she gleefully smiled at me and sucked my pulsing cock faster awaiting my cream. She sucked it faster and jacked it as well. After a minute of that, I looked right at her and came hard into her waiting mouth, unleashing a torrent of thick creamy nut into it. She sucked hard and swallowed as I kept cumming in her hungry mouth. When I finally stopped, she moaned in approval of the taste and sucked me dry, swallowing every single drop of my thick cum.

I picked her up and sat her on the edge of her desk, leaning her back. I kissed her, tasting those cherry red full lips. We both hurriedly removed our clothes, tossing them aside, as I knelt on the floor. I rubbed her long well toned soft legs. I leaned in as I slowly licked up and down her slit, my eyes glued to hers as she played with her big tits and looked at me smiling. I kissed her slit softly, rubbing her clit and softly smacking it. I twisted my tongue slowly up and down her labia, watching her the whole time.

She grabbed my hair and clenched it in her hand as I twisted my tongue into her wet pussy. I licked every inch of her inner folds that I could reach with my tongue. My tongue darted in every direction, licking fast as I twisted it in and out of her pussy. I softly smacked her clit, rubbing it between smacks. I reached up and squeezed her big tits, rubbing her nipples as I worked on her pussy.

Stephanie moaned uncontrollably as I ate her out, shaking my head by my hair. I pinched her eraser sized clit, holding it for several seconds before I pulled it and rubbed it with my thumb. I continued to tongue fuck her, licking her upper pussy wall slowly like a vacuum as I brought my tongue out. I quickly licked her clit, keenly watching her writhe in pleasure as I began to suck it. I pulled it hard with my mouth sucking it hard, then letting it pop back in place licking it slowly, looking directly into her eyes. I paused with my tongue outstretched on her throbbing clit and smiled at her.

She was pulling her nipples and shaking them as I worked her pussy to the brink. She squeezed her amazing, huge tits hard, watching me eat her out.

"I'm gonna cum Dick. Lick it all up baby." She moaned loud, breathing heavily and sticking out her tongue, as she came on mine. I shoved it back in her leaking pussy to catch her juices. I licked it as they flowed onto my tongue, swallowing it as it did. I licked her clean, then I moved up and kissed her, letting her taste herself. I kissed her deeply, licking her tongue, fucking it as I kissed her.

I pinched her thick nipples, twisting them as I kissed her, groping her perfect tits.

I put her legs on my shoulders and rubbed my aching cock slowly on her soft, light brown labia. I blew her a kiss as I did and she licked her tongue out at me. I rubbed on her labia and clit. I smacked both with my still hard cock, then positioned it at the entrance to her pussy.

Looking right at her I...pushed quickly all the way up her pussy. I held my cock still inside it and looked at her. She had a look of unbridled lust as she said "fuck me baby, own this pussy."

I grabbed her big, surgically enhanced tits, squeezing them as I fucked her hard and fast. My cock smashing it's way all the way in, pounding in and out of her pussy, my balls slapping her ass every time in.

Stephanie yelled "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEE!!" as I tore her wet pussy up. Fucking her so damn fast, my cock almost came out of her. I kept fucking her faster, rubbing her clit faster at the same time.

"Take that fucking cock Stephanie. I fucking love fucking you." I said as I rubbed her throbbing clit even faster and kept pounding her pussy harder, my big balls aching from slapping her thick ass so hard, as I did.

"I'm CUMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" She screamed as she squirted onto my cock, so I pulled out and watched her squirt her sweet nectar all over it and my legs. I leaned down and stuck out my tongue to catch her tasty cum, then I shoved my probing tongue all the way up her pussy and licked her out as she finished squirting.

I quickly leaned back up and shoved my cock back up her clean shaven, slick pussy, fucking her mercilessly. My cock flying in and out of her very wet pussy as I smacked her engorged clit hard. I had a look of intense lust burned onto my face as I tore her pussy up. She was screaming in pleasure, putting her hand in her mouth to muffle the noise.

I pulled out and flipped her over pulling her off the desk and bending her over onto it. I smacked her ass and grabbed her flowing dark brown hair, pulling it, telling her I wanted her ass now.

She smiled big and spread her cheeks wide. I shoved my tongue up her ass and licked it out, tongue fucking it. I smacked her ass again as I leaned back and pushed steadily up her tight ass. I reached up and grabbed her hanging, perfectly shaped tits, squeezing them as I fucked her ass.

I fucked her tight ass at a steady pace, holding her big tits the entire time.

"Mmmmmmm, I love ur big cock in my ass baby." She said, as she was licking her full cherry red lips and laying her head on the desk.

I fucked her tight ass faster, still playing with her perfect full tits as she moaned louder. She lifted her head and smiled back at me, rubbing my chest and pinching my nipple. My balls were now smacking her pussy as I ass fucked her fast and deep.

I pinched her hard, thick nipples as I squeezed her huge tits. She moaned louder and louder as I tore up her thick round ass. She didn't care if anyone heard her.

I told her I was gonna cum and pulled out. She hurriedly got on her knees in front of me, sticking out her tongue. "Cum all over my face Dick. Cover me with your sweet cream."

I smiled big and jerked my cock, pointing it at her beautiful face. I came hard, my cock jolting forward as it shot spurts and spurts of thick cum all over Stephanie's face. I covered her flushed face and put my pulsing cock on her tongue, shooting the last few spurts onto it. She swallowed it eagerly and sucked my cock clean. She wiped the cum off her face and put her long tanned fingers to her mouth, tilting her head back. She smiled at me as she stuck out her tongue, licking her fingers, pulling her tongue away to let my cum hang between her fingers and it. She sucked her cum coated fingers clean and repeated the process until her face was clean.

"That was fun baby, and your cum is delicious. I'm gonna enjoy tasting it every day from now on. I want you to fuck me silly every day, whether we are here or on the road. You can even move in with us to fuck me at home. I'm the boss so my husband will just have to deal with it. Can you handle that Dick?"

I smiled a big ass smile and said" you bet your beautiful ass and tits I can."

She laughed and blew me a kiss as her office phone rang. She answered it as I stared at her perfect well toned softly muscular nude body and I even snapped a couple of pics as she posed erotically for them. She smiled a devilish smile and said, to obviously her secretary on the phone "OK, send them in."

I looked at her not knowing what she was doing as she told me Snooki and Jwoww from Jersey Shore were here to talk about a commercial.

I shook my head and said OK then.

Stephanie put her blouse on, but left it mostly unbuttoned. She only put her blouse on though and told me to sit on the sofa by the wall. She said "we are going to have some fun with them Dick. Sit there and be all sexy. I wanna watch you fuck them. I wanna film it so we can watch it later while you fuck me again."

I sat on the sofa smiling, thinking about how lucky I am and how great this day has become. There was a knock on the door and Stephanie opened it letting the Jersey Shore duo in. She closed the door quickly after they entered.

Snooki looked over at me and screamed "OMGGGGGG, that guy is naked." She was startled but she giggled. You could tell they both were buzzed, they had quite a few drinks before they got there.

Jwoww looked over at me in her half drunk state and said "yeah, but he's got a nice cock." I smiled at her, waving it at her. She licked her ruby red full lips and walked over to me. She knelt down and without a word started sucking my cock. I've always liked her, she's a very sexy alpha female and she turns me on big time. Her tits r fake but so big and full. She very sexy.

Jwoww deep throated my cock while she played with my balls. Snooki said "don't forget me." She hurried over and knelt down beside her friend, sucking my balls while Jwoww sucked my cock.

No one mentioned the commercial and I didn't give a shit. Stephanie reached in a desk drawer and pulled out a mini cam and started filming everything. She looked at me smiling and I smiled back. I loved this woman more than ever now. She was such a great boss, giving me herself and our two friends here.

As Stephanie filmed us, playing with her pussy with one hand and filming with the other, Jwoww and Snooki double teamed my happy cock. Jwoww sucked great cock for sure. She traded off with Snooki and sucked my balls while Snooki sucked me.

Snooki sucked my head and jacked my hard cock, licking all around the head in between sucks.

I pulled Jwoww's shirt off and pulled her big tits out of her bra cups. I loved her tits on TV and they looked even better in person. I squeezed them, rubbing her nipples as she sucked my balls. Snooki pulled her tits out, but kept her blouse on.

I was horny as shit so I pulled Snooki up and tore her shorts and panties off. I told Jwoww to wrap her big tits around my cock and she did. I layed my head back made Snooki sit on my face. I started eating her pussy as I tit fucked Jwoww.

Stephanie filming it all and playing with her tits as she did. She twisted her nipples, moaning. She looked so gorgeous.

I twisted my tongue in and out of Snooki's snatch, licking her out as I tit fucked Jwoww. I turned Snooki around and slammed her ass down on my cock. I forcefully fucked that thick ass as she squealed in delight. I told Jwoww to take her pants off, which she did, that she was next. Jwoww ate out her best friend as I pounder her soft ass as hard as humanly possible. After a couple of minutes of violent ass reaming I pulled Snooki off my cock and told Jwoww to jump on. She did and I forced my throbbing cock all the way up her looser ass. I pummeled her fast and hard.

She leaned back to me moaning loudly and cupped my face with one hand kissing me as Snooki ate her pussy out. I loved Jwoww's ass. It felt so good, so warm and inviting event to my forceful ass pounding. I fucked Jwoww in the ass for several minutes as Stephanie rubbed her luscious full breasts and filmed us.

I told Stephanie it was her turn next and Jwoww got off of my cock and knelt on the floor beside Snooki.

Stephanie handed Snooki the mini cam and and jumped in my lap, smacking my precum leaking, throbbing cock I her pussy before sliding it up her ass. I pounced her perfectly toned tight ass hard and fast, drilling up it with blinding speed. I had to cum, so after a couple of minutes of ass reaming as Snooki and Jwoww both licked her pussy I told Stephanie I was cumming. She got off of me and knelt on the floor with the others.

I took the camera from Snooki and pointed it and my cock at the three of them as they opened their mouths and stuck out their tongue. I came violently all over their faces and in their mouths. My thick creamy cum shooting out hard at them as they lapped it up. They swallowed all of it in their mouths.

As I filmed it all I gave them a nasty surprise as I pissed all over their faces and in their mouths as well. They were startled at first but all quickly got Into it and eagerly swallowed my warm piss. Snooki squealed loudly as it hit her face but she licked it all off of her face eagerly.

The mixture of cum and piss ran down their faces into their thirsty open mouths and they gladly swallowed everything, smacking their lips afterwards.

"That was fucking great ladies. You sluts are fucking hot." I said smiling at Stephanie and winking at her, letting her know she's very special to me. We all smile and they sucked my cock clean as I finished filming.

We all got dressed and cleaned up as best we could. We even got around to Snooki and Jwoww signing a deal to do a WWE PSA for having fun and being happy. We thought that was appropriate after out little movie and we laughed.

Afterwards Stephanie hugged me tight and whispered in my ear "thank u sweetheart for helping me have fun and relax. I'm looking forward to doing a lot more of it every day with you. You are oh so good at it baby."

I hugged her back and squeezed her well toned beautiful ass and told her "it's gonna be oh so fun having fun with the Billion Dollar Princess. OH HELL FREAKING YEAHHHHH!!"

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10/07/2019 

Carrie Gets What She Wants

This is a story about the Carrie Heffernan character on the sitcom King of Queens played by Leah Remini... Enjoy.

Queens, New York 2002

Carrie Heffernan was happy with her job being a secretary at a major law firm. She had just gotten a raise and she got along well with her fellow coworkers and boss. Her boss, Mr Kaplan, was an older lawyer who was nice, even though he stared quite a bit at her, especially when she wore tight, revealing outfits. She enjoyed dressing sexy. A little cleavage and some sweet ass in a tight skirt never hurt anyone. It's what got her the raise. That and some well done flirting with Mr Kaplan and some others in power at the firm. She was a master at rubbing up against someone and bending over, letting them see her gorgeous tits in a low cut top with no bra.

She loved Manhattan. Queens was fine, but she wanted to live in the city. She loved the bright lights and action. Her husband Doug loved Queens and he definitely didn't wanna move to Manhattan. He was totally satisfied living in their small house in Queens. Carrie wanted to change his mind, but no amount of hot blowjobs or even getting to plow her sweet ass would change his mind. She was determined to figure out a way to move to the city and... Carrie Gets What She Wants... (Smiling) ... So she knew she could get it done.

She was looking over some documents, and daydreaming about going to the chic clubs in the city every night, when she noticed her boss looking at her from his office. Mr Kaplan liked younger women, his wife was significantly younger than him. A big cock and even bigger bank account secured him his trophy wife. He always was turned on by Carrie, but she never went as far as cheating on her husband. She let him get touchy feely with her and rub on her a little, but no sex.

He watched Carrie in her skin tight, bright red dress. It was low cut and of course, she wasn't wearing a bra. Her natural, beautiful breasts jiggled, as she moved. She could see him, out of the sides of her eyes, and she smiled, deciding to give him a little show. She leaned all the way down to her desk, making sure to face his office. Kaplan swallowed hard and rubbed his big cock in his pants. Carrie shook her chest, as she pretended to look for something. Kaplan's cock was rock hard. Married stood up and stretched, wiggling her chest, making her beautiful breasts shake and jump. She turned away from Kaplan and bent over, shoving out her sweet ass. She has an amazing ass... and she knows it. She bounced her ass, moving it side to side and shaking it up and down.

Kaplan just stared. He saw a young intern pass by and he called for her. She came in his office and shut the door and closed the shades. About 10 minutes later Carrie looked at her watch and walked over to Kaplan's office. She leaned against the door when she heard noises. It was sucking noises. Her dirty boss was getting sucked off by Jenny, the 19 year old intern. She thought to herself, "he got excited watching me and this bitch goes in there and sucks him off... She'll probably get a better job than me. DAMN!!" Carrie came to the realization she might have to "go the extra mile" if she wanted to achieve her goal of living and partying in the city.

Carrie was talking to her good friend Amy in the break room. She explained to her about Jenny and Mr Kaplan and her plans to move to the city. "I guess I'm gonna have to suck a few dicks and swallow a few old loads if I'm gonna get what I want." She told Amy, while she was drinking some coffee. It was almost time to go home and she was really frustrated.

"Well, don't you think Doug will be mad about that?" Amy asked.

"Well first off, that fat, lazy bastard doesn't have to know about any of this and I don't want him to... And if he was just a little more driven and not as fucking lazy and hard headed, I wouldn't have to do it. So fuck him. I'm gonna do what I've gotta do, to get to the city, and his fat ass better be on board with it." Carrie said emphatically, giving Amy a strong look.

Carrie didn't notice her husband's friend Spence, who was in the hallway and who heard all of it. She saw him when she turned toward the door. She was surprised by him being there. "What... what are you doing here Spence?" Carrie asked, startled, and hoping he wouldn't rat her out to her husband. She knew she could threaten him and she knew he was scared of her, but she played it cool and tried being nice.

"Um... Doug asked me to give u this.. I was in the city to put in for a job, so he asked me if I could give it to you... Since he had to work late." Spence handed her an envelope that had a print out she needed for work. He was supposed to give it to her the day before, but Doug was out bowling and forgot. She was pissed about it. It increased her frustration with her husband. Carrie kept up the nice routine.

"Oh, that's so sweet Spence, thank you so much. You're a sweetheart." Carrie took the envelope and kissed Spence's cheek and hugged him. Amy walked past them to get ready to go home and smiled at Carrie. She winked back. Amy knew Carrie was trying to keep him quiet. Spence stared at Carrie's chest when she broke the hug. Carrie noticed and realized keeping him quiet was gonna be a lot easier than she thought. She shook her breasts for him and squeezed them together. Carrie knew she was fucking gorgeous, but having a guy gawk at her did make her smile. "Why don't you walk me to the elevator handsome?" Carrie laid it on thick, taking his arm and putting hers around if walking with him to her desk to get her pocket book, then the elevator.

"OK...Sure. What was all that moving to the city and sucking dicks stuff you were taking about in the break room?" Spence asked, confused by what she said in the break room and by how nice she was to him.

"Um... let's get on the elevator babe. I wanna go home. It's been a tough day." Carrie grabbed her pocket book and went with Spence to the elevator. The door opened and they got on. They were the only ones on it. The door closed and Carrie thought about it for a second. She hit the stop button and turned around to face Spence.

"Look Spence, I need you to keep fucking quiet about what you heard. So you better keep that little chubby ,nerdy mouth of yours closed or I'm gonna sew it shut. Do you fucking understand?" The Bossy Carrie came out and she got right in his face. She was a tough, and very aggressive chick. She was kind of a bully and she didn't mind verbally... Or otherwise... Slapping around someone that pissed her off. She thought about it and realized she should probably be nice too, as well as slap him around. Kind of cover all of her bases, so to speak.

She stood right in front of him. Spence was scared and very nervous. She sensed his fear and it turned her on. She's an alpha female and she likes intimidating others. Her nipples got hard. She reached down and grabbed his cock through his pants. She jerked it. Listen Spence, you keep your mouth shut and you'll make me very happy... You make me very happy and... I can make you very happy. Do we have a deal?" She softly kissed his lips. She was right in his face, jerking him off, in his pants. Spence was scared and turned on at the same time. He was afraid Carrie would snap and hurt him... But he also was enjoying the handjob.

He shook his head in agreement and Carrie smiled. She looked down at his cock, in his pants, and noticed it was bigger than Doug's. "You've got a nice cock here Spence. Keep your mouth shut and I'll take good care of it for you." She jerked it faster, licking her luscious red lips at him. She shook her beautiful breasts. Spence just barely groaned, afraid to do anything more, and came in his pants. Carrie smiled and jerked all of his cum out. She pulled his cock up and held it there, making sure every drop was out. She softly rubbed his bulge and blew him a kiss. She turned around and hit the stop button again. The elevator moved. She didn't she a word to Spence until the doors opened for them to get off. "Remember, don't tell Doug... Or anybody else, anything. Make me happy... If you want me to make you happy, buddy boy." She said, not looking back at him, just walking off of the elevator.

Later at home, Carrie was thinking about her work situation. She knew if she wanted to get what she wanted, she would have to fuck her boss for a better job. She wanted to move to the city and she wanted the money to live the life she craved, and she knew she was willing to go as far as she needed to achieve it. Her mind was imagining all the fun times in Manhattan she would have. She laid back on her pillow, in bed, and a started to play with herself. She was horny from all the daydreaming she was doing about living in Manhattan and also at the possibility of getting more sexual satisfaction at work, than she was at home.

She groped her beautiful breasts through her tank top and rubbed her pussy through her sweatpants. Doug was at Cooper's Bar and Grill with his best friend Deacon. She was horny as shit, and her playing with herself only made her hornier. She closed her eyes and stuck her hand in her pants, rubbing her beautiful pussy. Her clit was erect and throbbing, her nipples were hard as steel. She rubbed them through her top and pinched her hard clit. She slid two fingers in her pussy and wiggled them quickly. She moaned and bit her bottom lip, loving her self pleasure. She pulled her top over her breasts, the fool air beating down on her already hard nipples. She looked at them. They flared from the cool breeze. She blew on them and they tingled. She moaned again. She reached down and licked each one lightly, her tongue sliding slowly off of the tips.

Carrie fingered her wet pussy faster, flicking her throbbing clit with her thumb. She worked her clit and pussy, desperate to cum. All of a sudden she heard her father, Arthur, yelling downstairs. "Damn! What is his problem now?" Carrie pulled her top down to cover her breasts and walked downstairs to the kitchen, to check on her father. She was sexually frustrated and mad that she couldn't relax.

"What the hell is your problem now?" Carrie snapped, as she walked in the kitchen. She saw Spence there. She wondered what the hell was he doing there.

"I called this idiot over to help me with my design and he doesn't know a damn thing about interior illumination!!" Arthur yelled out.

"Neither do you dad! Forget the damn party lights please! I was trying to freaking relax. I had a hard day and I hear you going crazy in the kitchen with Spence. STOP!!" Carrie commanded. Arthur stormed off to the basement. Spence stood there scared. Mad Carrie was back, so he didn't know what to say or do.

"I work hard all damn day and all I ask is to be able to fucking relax and I have to deal with this shit!" Spence got really nervous and started to walk out, before Carrie punched him. Carrie remembered earlier at the office and realized she had scared Spence, so she quickly changed course and became Nice Carrie again.

"Hey, wait a minute you. Don't be running off. I didn't mean to scare you. As a matter of fact, there's something a lot more fun than interior illumination, that you can help me with. What do you say handsome? She rubbed his arm and gave him her sexiest and sweetest look. She realized she could use Spence to help her get off, so she was extra nice.

"O... Ok Carrie, I'll help you. Just please don't punch me." Spence said nervously.

"Oh, thank you baby. I won't punch you... unless you like the rough stuff. No, I have something fun in mind... And it will definitely make you feel real nice baby. She smiled at him and led him upstairs to the bedroom.

Carrie went to the bed and patted it beside her. "Come here handsome. Sit by little ol' Carrie." Carrie said in her sexiest voice, blowing him a kiss.

"What... What about Doug?" Spence asked. He was still nervous and didn't want Carrie or Doug to beat him up.

"Don't you worry about him Spencey Wency. He's at Cooper's with Deacon anyway. He left me here with no cock to play with. I have my dildo, but I want a real one instead. So..." Carrie looked right at him and took off her sweatpants. She wasn't wearing panties, so Spence saw her perfectly trimmed snatch in all its beautiful glory. She patted the bed beside her again. He nervously went over to that side of the bed and sat down. His cock was hard and tenting his pants. Carrie knew it was bigger than Doug's, so her pussy got even wetter. "I showed you mine, so... Pull it out and show me yours." Carrie told Spence, as she rubbed the throbbing clit. Spence unzipped his pants and nervously pulled out his hard cock. He let it hang there, scared to touch it.

Carrie looked over his impressive cock and smiled. She was only gonna let him watch her masturbate, but she was rethinking her decision. She reached over and stroked it. Spence moaned, still nervous. Carrie saw him precum leaking out of his piss slit and she rubbed it with her thumb, as she jacked his cock. "Mmmmmm, great cock baby. Do you jack it while you think about me?" Carrie asked, stroking Spence thick cock and rubbing her soaking wet pussy.

"Yes... Yes I do. I'm sorry Carrie, please don't hit me." Spence said, covering his face.

Carrie laughed. She couldn't believe how scared he was of her. Her bully instincts wanted to smack him, but her sexual side was turned on by him. "Don't worry baby, I won't hit you, OK? I may wanna suck this cock in a minute though. Look at these." Carrie pulled her top off and showed him her gorgeous, full, perky breasts. His eyes went wide and his cock twitched hard in Carrie's hand. She laughed. She knew he loved her tits. Guys stare at her tits all the time. It turns her on. Carrie started to lean over to suck his cock, when she heard Doug.

"CARRIE... I'M HOME!" Doug yelled out and Spence jumped off of the bed, shoving his cock back in his pants. He ran down the steps, not thinking Doug might see him. He got lucky, as Doug went in the kitchen. He ran out of the front door and went home. Carrie shook her head. She couldn't get any sexual pleasure anywhere it seemed like. She fixed her clothes and went down to see Doug. She shook her head and called him a, "fucking dumbass" to herself.

"I've got great news Carrie. I found a bigger, nicer house a couple miles away. So we can move to a better house, right here in Queens baby. YEAH!!" Doug was excited. Carrie on the other hand was fuming.

"WHAT THE FUCK!! You don't wanna move to Manhattan, although you know I desperately want to, but you'll move to another fucking house in Queens? YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY!!" She left in kitchen, furious. She was determined to move to Manhattan now, and she was gonna suck as many dicks as she had to, so she could. Speaking of sucking dicks. She remembered she owed Spence a blowjob, so she got her coat and stormed out of the house. She drove over to his place and knocked on the door. Spence answered and Carrie dropped to her knees, not saying a word. She pulled his cock out and proceeded to give him the best blowjob he's ever had.

Carrie sucked him deep and fast, jacking his thick shaft, moaning around his cock. She became the cock starved slut she really was. Doug was worthless to her now and she wanted cock. She looked up at Spence and smiled around his thick cock. She sucked him faster, jerk in his cock faster and massaging his balls too. Her mouth suctioned up on his shaft, popping his head out of her mouth and immediately sucking it back in. She sucked his cock so fucking fast. Spence groaned and held her head. Carrie deepthroated his cock and Spence grunted loud. He shot his wad in her mouth and Carrie sucked down every fucking drop, moaning loudly as she did. She sucked him dry and got up.

She kissed him, telling him, "have this cock ready tomorrow for me. Meet me at the movies tomorrow afternoon, we're gonna have some fucking fun.

Carrie walked out to her car and drove home. She stopped and got a six pack on the way. She drank it all and got home drunk and horny. She didn't give a shit about Doug. She went down to the basement and rode her dad, Arthur's cock, for an hour. He was surprised, but Carrie is hot, so he just enjoyed it. He had fucked his daughter before when she got drunk, and he loved the taboo nature of it. Carrie rode him for awhile then turned around on him, his cock still in her and rode him reverse cowgirl. She pulled his big cock out of her pussy and shoved it up her ass. "FUCK THAT ASS DADDY!! YEAH, FUCK IT BIG DADDY!!" Carrie was drunk, but she loved her father's big cock.

"I'm CUMMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" She squirted all over him and the bed. Arthur came up Carrie's ass. Carrie pulled his cock out and pushed the cum out of her ass, all over his cock. She got off of him and sucked it all up. She cleaned his cock, swallowing all of his cum, and hers.

Carrie stumbled up the stairs to her bedroom and passed out on the bed. Arthur went to sleep with a big smile on his face.

Carrie went to work the next day and blew Mr Kaplan. She sucked him dry twice and then let me plow her gorgeous ass from behind, as she bent over his desk. She loved his big cock. She swallowed his jizz for the third time. Mr Kaplan promised her a big promotion, with a lot more money. She was so fucking happy. She sucked him off again and let him piss in her mouth too. She swallowed it all, leaving him with a huge smile on his face. He let her take the afternoon off.

She met Spence at the movies. She pulled his cock out, when the sat in their seats. "Watch this." She told him. She got up and went over to a group of guys and sat in between them. She pulled their cock out and they gangbanged her right there in the theater, as Spence watched. He came on the floor, as he watched arrive get double anal and swallow four loads of jizz. She smiled and winked at him. They pounded her silly. She came back to her seat and rode Spence's cock in her ass, while they watched the movie. He jizzed in her three times. The cum poured out of her ass. She squirted three times and hers blasted the seat in front of them. Carrie just ate popcorn, as she watched the movie and rode Spence. She sucked him off and swallowed his cum and piss. He titfucked her, cumming all over her face.

She jacked Spence off into the popcorn and she ate it up. It was a fun day at the movies. Carrie kept fucking her boss and any other person in charge at work. She made it up to Vice President of Legal Affairs... And a huge salary. She moved to the city and dumped Doug. She let Spence move in, to keep her satisfied at home. She still fucks anyone she wants at work and at parties. She's the boss... And a hot one. Carrie did it. She made her dreams come true. It's simple... Carrie Gets What She Wants.

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10/02/2019 

King James The Hedonist

SEX IS MY KINGDOM... ALL HAIL ME AND MY COCK

FUCKING IS LIVING... SO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER YOUR HORNY ASS OFF

Sitting in the kitchen of my mother in law Kris Jenner. I'm waiting for my wife Kim Kardashian. I'm not a fan of waiting around. Even though Kris is on her knees, under the kitchen table, sucking me off. She's pregnant with my child... twins.

Kris has got ten of my twelve inches down her throat, bobbing her short black haired head on my cock, desperate to swallow cock cream. She's a whore. I pimp her. All her daughters too. I haven't pimped Kim in awhile, but everyone has a price. If I'm in a real horny mood, I'll even let you fuck them for free.

I calmly smoke my blunt while I wait for my wife... and deposit my premium cum down Kris' throat. "Mmmmmm... I love your cum James." Kris moans around my huge cock, as she gulps down my sticky load. I know she loves it. Every chick I've ever fucked loves it... and that's a whole lotta women.

Kris sucks greedily on my cumming manhood, making sure to not miss a drop. She lovingly kisses all over my cock and balls when I'm done feeding her.

Kris wants to marry me, but I'm not interested. I have a lot of wives already... and more to come, so I'll just keep fucking and pimping her.

Kris sits in my lap, her arms around my neck and kisses my cheek. "Thanks for the lunch baby. There's nothing better to eat than your cum." She kisses my cheek again.

"I know. Get me a drink." I tell her.

Kris gets up and fixes me a rum and coke. She strolls back to me and hands it to me. "Here's a little something extra sweetheart." Kris unbuttons her red silk blouse and undoes her black bra in the front. She squeezes her right breast, pulling her nipple, and squirts some of her breast milk in my drink. I suck her milk oozing tit, drinking down her tasty milk. Kris hugs my mouth to her tit, as I devour it.

Kris grabs a spoon and stirs my drink for me. I drink it, as she looks right at me. I put my drink down and grab her, sucking her tits ravenously. I gulp down a couple of mouthfuls of her Kardashian milk... maybe she'll sell it... then I go back to smoking my blunt.

Her daughters come in the front door, so Kris fixes her bra and blouse, softly rubbing my face, as she goes over to greet her hot and horny ass daughters.

"The King is here." Kourtney says, coming over to me and jumping in my lap.

"He's mine now Kim. You've had him long enough. I get to be queen now." Kourtney smiles at me and kisses me on the lips.

"You smell like sex. Did you fuck mom?" Kourtney asks.

"Always do baby." I respond, as Kourtney takes the blunt and puffs a couple times, then passes it back.

"You've got a client tonight at eight. Don't forget. He's a big money client." I tell Kourtney.

"I remember. I want you to drive me, so we can fuck before I meet him." Kourtney says, as I pass her the blunt.

"I'll get Spence to drive you... you can fuck him. He'd love that." I say, laughing. Spence (The King Of Queens) is my cousin/lackey. He's got a big crush on Kourtney too.

"I don't wanna fuck Spence. I wanna fuck you. Pleaseeeeee." Kourtney gives me her sad eyes look. She rubs my cock through my leather pants too.

"Pretty Pleaseeeeee." Kourtney kisses me on the lips, stoking my cock, through my pants.

"I'll think about it." I tell her, taking the blunt back and finishing it off. Kourtney gives me a sweet kiss on the lips.

"Thank you. I love you James. My gorgeous brother in law." Kourtney smiles sweetly.

"Love you too slut." We laugh.

"I'm your slut. Always." Kourtney hugs me.

"See Kim... he's all mine now." Kourtney teases her sister.

"Kourt... he's mine... and always will be. Sorryyyyy." Kim kisses me. I squeeze her ass, in her skin tight, white Capri pants. She's not wearing panties. Yeah, she's right. I'm hers... and always will be. Fuck, I love that woman.

Kim's sister Kylie takes me upstairs, to show me her new bra... a $4,200 designer bra. I look it over, as Kylie wraps her big tits around my cock that her mother just sucked. Kylie licks it, kisses it, and sucks the fat head, as she pumps my cock with her awesome tits. About ten minutes later, Kylie is wearing my cum. Her perfect face is totally covered in my jizz. We both take pics to upload to social media.

"Thanks for the facial James. It's great for the skin. Especially your cum. Mmmmmm." Kylie sucks me dry, then gets to work wiping my cum from her face and licking her hands clean. Kylie, like all Kardashian women, is a cum freak. Kim taught her well.

Kim and I get back home around 4 pm. My home is my castle... literally. I had it designed like an English estate/castle. Bel Air's finest home... and biggest. People who've never been around me or who have never been to my home don't believe how I live. I live like a king... a sex king. I have tons of hot famous women over all the time, some live with me. They are they for my pleasure.

I rule my world with a thick twelve inch cock and an alpha male attitude to attain as much self pleasure in life as possible. In other words... I'm a Hedonist. I'm obsessed with pleasure... my pleasure. Others too... as long as it coincides with mine.

I use people... for pleasure, sexual and otherwise. Of you enter my home, you will fuck, and or, get fucked. Everyone fucks everyone. I'm a combination of Caligula and Henry The VIII. Hedonism and gluttony are my keywords.

Kim and I head upstairs to the king bedroom. I prefer that to master... even though I'm very much into sexual domination.

Kim takes her clothes off and puts on her custom made, white with gold trim, silk bathrobe. I bought it for her. What a beautiful woman she is.

We relax on the bed for a few. "Boss... um sorry."

"What is it Spence?"

"I just wanted to tell you, your mom is looking for you."

"Babe...I'm gonna go see what mom wants... (I kiss Kim)... Spence... keep Kim company til I get back."

"Yes sir."

I head out to find mom (Beth Chapman).

"Well Spence... you might as well come in and sit down." Kim tells him. She brushes her hair, laying on the bed, looking as beautiful as ever. Spence stares, and comes in, sitting on the bed.

"Umm... is there anything I can do for you Kim?" Spence asks, staring intensely at my wife.

Kim giggles, as she notices his staring. "Well..."

I find my mom upstairs, in the gym. Mom's got on a pink, with white trim, sports bra and spandex pants combo that accentuates her gorgeous curves. Her long, wavy blonde hair is in a ponytail and she has a blue MY SON IS KING hat. I love that hat.

"Well hello there, to the hottest mom ever." I say, walking over to mom, as she stretches. I stand behind her bent over body and grind on her phat ass. Mom looks back at me, wiggling her bootylicious rear on my bulge.

"Hello there to you, the most gorgeous son ever. I missed you. My ass missed you too." Mom says, grinding her ass on me, blowing me kisses.

I peel down her spandex pants and kneel, pulling her white thing aside. I kiss her swollen, wet labia. Mom's always ready to fuck. I slowly lick up and down them, rolling her puffy clit in between my fingers. Mom grinds on my face, horny as always.

My tongue wiggles it's way up mom's quim, rolling and twisting its way all the way up that sweet, wet, pink honey hole. It darts all over her inner folds, tasting moms pussy walls, lapping up her juices with delight. "Mmmmmm... keep going baby." Mom moans. I rub mom's hard, pulsating clit faster, pulling it, letting it go, then rubbing it faster and faster.

My tongue and finger action gets the desire result. Mom screams out, licking her beautiful, full lips, as she squirts into my tongue. I lick it all up, smacking moms curvy ass, squeezing those thick cheeks, rolling my tongue over every inch of that sweet as honey, mature pussy.

I stand up, pulling my cock out, spitting on it and moms anus. I rub it in, pushing my huge head slowly, but steadily against moms sphincter. It pops in, sliding slowly up my perfect mother's thick, tight ass. I'm a mama's big and I love fucking mama's ass. I smack it, wrapping mom's long hair in my hand, pulling it, fucking my mother's ass.

My twelve, thick inches moves smoothly up mom's tight booty. All twelve inches drilling up my mother's ass over and over. Mom squirts all over me, as I continue pounding up it. I smack moms ass again, squeezing it, pulling her long hair.

"FUCK MEEEEE!! I'M YOURS BABY!! USE MEEEEEEE!!" Mom squirts over and over, as I pound that ass for thirty minutes. Mom reaches down and rubs her swollen clit, as I drill harder and harder up her tight ass. I pull that beautiful, long blonde hair hard.

Mom squirts again. Her pussy nectar is dripping off of me. I look at it and smile. I shove all the way up mom's awesomely comfy ass and pump my seed up it. My cum bazooka shoots out my thick jizz, coating mom's tight clenching ass. I fill it to overflowing. I pull out. Mom wheels around and kneels, sucking my entire cumming cock down her throat. She opens it wide and swallows the rest of my thick, gooey cum.

Mom moans sluttly moans, as she devours my jizz, happily gorging yourself on my cock cream. Mom looks up at me, knowing I love that, as she sucks me totally dry.

While mom and I talk, back in my bedroom...

"Yeah Spence take it. Take that dick. Mmmmmm... yeahhhhhhh!"

"Kim... this isn't... uhhhh... exactly what I had in MINDDDDDDD... Uhhhhhhhhh!!" Spence is bent over, taking my cousin Fat Bastard's (The Austin Powers Movies) fat dick up his chubby, nerdy ass, while Kim watches and plays with her pussy.

"What do you mean? You asked if there was anything you could do for me. I think this is hot. It's really entertaining. Mmmmm... my pussy is so wet watching it. See." Kim opens her pussy for Spence to see. He looks over grimacing, as his butt gets violated by my huge, fat and hairy cousin.

"Yes I see. Uhhhhh... but it's just that this isn't what I... Uhhhhhhhhh... fuck. I thought I was gonna maybe do you. ARGHHHHHH!!... Would you just hurry up you fat bastard." Spence tells Fat Bastard, his face contorted, his ass on fire from the fat dick ramming up it with jackhammer power.

Fat Bastard smacks Spencer's ass. "Aye wee man. You know you like it. Take me cock up your chubby arseeeeee!! I'M DEAD SEXY!!" Fat Bastard belches and farts loud.

"Awww... that's sweet Spence, but I'm waiting for James to do me. I tell you what. Take Fat Bastard's cock really good and I'll reward you. OK?" Kim says, cumming all over her fingers.

"OK. I'd love that. Uhhhhh. Damn!"

"Yeah chubby... we know you love it. NOW TAKE MY FAT COCK BITCH!!" Fat Bastard let's loose with a gigantic belch.

"You're calling me chubby? I meant I'd love for Kim to reward me. UHHHHHHH... FUCK... HURRY UP!!" Spence yells at Fat Bastard.

Fat Bastard finally cums... fifteen minutes later. He fills Spence's formerly tight ass with his seed. He belches and farts repeatedly the whole time. Kim waves the air and Spence almost pukes. Fat Bastard slaps Spence's worn out ass and grins and waves bye to Kim. He walks out, farting, as he passes Spence. Spence shoves him away.

"Oh my God, that was awful." Spence rubs his very sore ass, waving the fart polluted air around him.

"Awwww. Poor Spence. You did a good job. Here... clean my pussy." Kim shows Spence her wet pussy.

Spence forgets his anal pain and degradation and crawls over to Kim's picture perfect pussy. It'ands clean shaven and has the most beautiful labia in existence. Spence grins wide and starts licking up Kim's juices. Kim moans, and that spurs Spence on. He sucks Kim's pussy, wiggling his tongue up my wife's pussy of perfection.

I wander back into my bedroom, with my wife Ronda Rousey and see Spence eating Kim's pussy. "Hey babe. I had to reward Spence. He took Fat Bastard's cock up his ass for my entertainment, so I figured I owed him." Kim tells me, giggling and moaning.

I lay beside Kim on the bed, Ronda lays on me, her back to me. I watch, with my arm around Ronda, fondling her small, but perky, left breast in her black sports bra. I play with Kim's tits with my left hand while she grinds on the bed, enjoying Spence's mouth on her pussy.

Kim cums in Spence's mouth and lets him keep going. Kim and I kiss, as Ronda sucks my cock. Spence sucks out another orgasm from Kim. She screams out into my mouth, as she squirts into Spence's.

Ronda wraps her beautiful lips tight around my massive shaft and sucks away, massaging my huge balls. I hold her ponytail, as she drools all over my shaft, lubing it for her lips. Her mouth is stretched obscenely wide, as she inches her way down my cock.

Spence fingers Kim's pussy, as he sucks on it. Kim sucks my tongue, as she caresses my face, grinding her pussy against Spencer's chubby face.

Ronda Bob her head faster and faster on my cock, sliding a finger up my ass, massaging my prostate. Kim squirts again in Spencer's mouth, as I cum into Ronda's. Ronda gulps down my entire wad, moaning in delight, loving my sperm.

Spence sucks Kim clean, then Kim stops him. "Thank you Spence. That's enough. That was great." Spence looks dejected. Kim feels sorry for him.

"You can watch James fuck Ronda and I, if you want." Kim tells Spence. He watches from the floor. Kim climbs up on my cock and rides me, bouncing and grinding on my happy cock, as Ronda rides my face. My tongue licks out that delicious pussy of Ronda's.

Ronda has one of the tastiest pussies ever. It's so damn delicious. Is suck and lick, as Ronda grinds on me. Kim and Ronda cum, then switch. I eat out Kim's ass, as Ronda rides me like a champion cowgirl. She bounces wildly, then grinds fast, working my twelve inches beautifully. They both cum again.

Kim's sits up and squirts into my mouth, as Ronda cums all over my cock. They switch again, this time I fuck Kim's ass, and eat out Ronda's. I keep sucking and licking and they keep bouncing and grinding. Kim shoots her pussy cum all over Ronda and Ronda reciprocates.

I finally cum up Kim's ass, and watch Ronda suck it all out and share it with Kim. They cum swap, licking it from each other's mouths, smiling at me the whole fucking time. Fuck... I'm the sex king. I fucking love every second of it. Kim and Ronda suck me clean, then they both drink down my piss. I drink some Hennessy and watch my perfect sex goddess wives drink my warm piss, mouthful after mouthful.

We all drink some Henny... even Spence. He coughs. The cognac a little strong for him.

Spence heads off to his room. "I'll check in on you later Spence. I'll see how your ass is." Kim tells poor Spence. He waves at her, as he goes to his room.

"Poor guy. Fat Bastard went hard on him... no pun intended." We all laugh.

Later that night, Kourtney calls me. "Hey baby. That client was easy. Just had to suck him a little and he fucked my pussy for like five minutes. That was it. Easy money. How's everything at Casa Sex?" Kourtney asks.

"Great." I answer, as my wife the queen of supermodels Kate Upton fucks my cock with her awesome, natural tits. She blows me a kiss, then blows my cock head.

"I'm glad you had an easy time. Keeps your pussy nice and fresh for me." I tell Kourtney, laughing. Kate pumps my cock faster with her big tit blanket. They are wrapped so tight around my throbbing cock monster.

"You bet. I'm yours baby. Anytime... any place. MWAH!" Kourtney kisses me through the phone.

I cum all over Kate's perfect face. She smiles, as I paint that supermodel face with my white, gooey cream. It oozes down her face, onto her outstretched tongue. Kate licks her lips, swallowing all the cum she can.

I walk upstairs, past Spence room and hear talking. I open the door and see Kim jerking Spence off on his bed. She sees me and waves at me. "I felt bad about earlier and his ass is still hurting, so I figured I'd help him out a little." Kim blows me a kiss, as I leave. I shake my head, smiling.

Kim jerks Spence's thick dick, as he groans wildly. Kim giggles. Spence starts cumming, his jizz spurting into the air, plopping back down on him and his bed. Kim jerks out his whole load, then leans over and licks up a drop of thick cum on Spence's fat cock head. Kim swallows it.

"Mmmmmm. Yummy. Very nice Spence." Kim leans down again and laps up another, bigger drop of thick sperm off of Spence's piss slit. "Wow Spence... you have some really yummy cum." Kim compliments him. Spence grins wide, groaning in pleasure. Kim pats his cock and heads back to my bedroom.

"Spence... here... something to think about, while you sleep." Kim undoes her robe and flashes Spence. He stares, wide eyed at Kim's truly spectacular, nude body. Kim giggles.

"Nite." Kim waves at Spence and leaves his room. Spence lays back on his bed, grinning big.

The next day...

My aunt Kathie Lee Gifford wants to see my gimp room. I smirk. I don't explain to her what it is. "Kim... take Kathie Lee to the gimp room, she wants to see it." I wink at Kim. She smiles back. My aunt is in for a surprise.

Kim leads Kathie Lee to the basement. They are both wearing white tank tops and bikinis underneath. Kim's is a black two piece. Kathie Lee's is a pink two piece. Kim takes Kathie Lee to the room and let's her in. I have five old gimps... slaves in bondage gear and masks. They all have big cocks. I use them for my movies, and also to entertain certain female friends... or family members.

Kim leads Kathie Lee over to the gimps. "This is wild. Are they dangerous?" Kathie Lee asks.

"No... not at all. They are horny as heck though. Check out those big cocks. Yum." Kim explains.

The gimps surround Kathie Lee and grope her all over, roughly squeezing her tits and ass, rubbing her pussy. "Mmmmmm... Oh my God. Where have these guys been my whole life." Kathie Lee jokes, writhing, as she's groped relentlessly by the gimps. Kim giggles.

The gimps take off Kathie Lee's bikini bottom and slide not one, but two cocks in her wet, mature twat. Kathie Lee screams out in pain/pleasure at the double vaginal dick injection.

Two cocks, one from the front and one from the back see saw up my aunt's awesome pussy. Kathie Lee relaxes, enjoying being filled so full. The gimps fucking her, still molest her gorgeous C cup titties, Kathie Lee's nipples rock hard and throbbing. Two other gimps grope Kathie Lee's tits as well. She grabs their cocks and jerks them off.

The other gimp walks up behind Kim and reaches around, roughly groping her big full tits. Kim starts to move away, but decides not to, the gimp keeps her still, his hands squeezing Kim's full tits, his old cock grinding against Kim's awesomely perfect ass. Kim moans, as the gimp molest her perfect body with his old hands and cock.

Kim feels his old, thick cock hardening and grinds against it. She watches Kathie Lee get quadruple fucked, two cocks now in her mouth, as well as in her pussy. Kathie Lee squirts three times in a row, from the four cocks in her.

The old gimp groping Kim yanks her bikini bottom off. His cock slides into her butt crack, fucking it, but not entering her holes. Kim shakes her ass, fucking his cock with her ass crack. Kim leans over. The old gimp grabs her dark hair and pulls it, his huge old dick pouring precum.

Kim shakes and grinds her ass on his cock. Her eyes open wide, when she realizes his old, thick meat is pressing against her anus, wanting to enter. Kim doesn't move. The gimp pushes his cock all the way up Kim's tight ass, fucking my wife's ass. Kim closes her eyes, lust overtaken her. She moans, as the old cock pounds her ass, in and out, over and over.

Kathie Lee swallows two big loads of jizz and takes two more in her pussy. The old gimp ass fucking Kim grunts loud and pumps his watery sperm deep up Kim's ass, as she squirts all over him.

"Mmmmmmmmm... So good." Kim moans, pulling away, turning around and kneeling down, sucking the old cock that was in her ass. "Yummy." Kim says, as she sucks the old watery sperm down, enjoying the taste.

I fuck my sister Carrie (Carrie Keagan) as we watch the video from the gimp room. I have cameras in every room. Carrie takes my load in her ass, then my piss in her mouth... and ass. She squirts so much, she repainted my bedroom with her pussy cream. I squeezed and sucked those huge titties of hers, as we watched it all.

Carrie wanted to try out the gimps, so Kim and I fucked while we watched the footage from Carrie and the gimps. She did double anal and vaginal at the same time. She swallowed five loads of jizz too. My slutty sis. I love that whore so much.

Just another couple of days in my crazy sex kingdom. We finished the night having a sex dinner. Everyone fucked while we ate at my huge dinner table. My aunt Kathie Lee worshipped my cock the whole dinner. She wanted me to herself. I fucked, cummed in and pissed in all her holes, three times apiece.

Mama fucked Spence... in the ass, with a strap on, while he ate out Kim and drank her piss... and got his dick sucked by dear fuck friend Jennifer Aniston. It was a glorious dinner. A sex filled, lust fueled dinner. My kinda dinner. Piss and cum... pussy and cock cum... were flying everywhere.

That's my life. I'm... King James The Hedonist.

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10/02/2019 

Slap Yo Mama Moonshine

Sex And Moonshine Parody

Slap Yo Mama Moonshine Headquarters... My Backyard, Malibu, California...

Everyone is looking at my aunt Beth Chapman, who runs my Moonshine biz for me. She's sampling the new batch... new recipe taste test. She chugs a mouthful, swishes it around in her mouth... and swallows it. "Best batch ever."

Everyone erupts into cheers and high fives, hugging happily, super excited to get Beth's approval. Only one approval left... the big boss... Me.

"Do you think James will like it?" Howard Wolowitz asks Beth. He's an engineer, and also friends with my wife Penny. I hired him for his engineer skills... and cause I fuck his wife Bernadette. She asked me to hire him... convincing me with a really intense booty bang. She fucking loves my big, fat cock up her ass.

"Yeah, he'll love it. If he doesn't, Penny and I will fuck his brains out and make him love it." Beth smirks.

"LISTEN UP EVERYONE... (Everyone quiets down and listens to Beth)... It needs James' approval, but I know he'll love it. Good work everybody. EVERYONE GETS A BIG FAT BONUS!"

Loud cheers break out excitedly, again... more high fives and happy hugs.

I pay everyone really well. I make a boatload of bucks off of my moonshine. It's the hottest hard liquor on the market. The celebs love it and anyone in the know around LA does too. It's an underground smash. It's taken off around the country cause of Penny's great marketing and all the underground vibes with the cool crowd.

Our website has helped big time... I always make sure to combine freaky sex with the liquor... sex sells baby. It may be illegal whiskey, but thanks to some powerful friends... and some big time palm greasing... the ATF, I.R.S and local cops leave us alone.

I hired Beth to run my moonshine company cause I'm busy with my other endeavors and she's my favorite aunt... and she's got the sweetest tits. We also fuck like sex maniacs, so that was a big reason also.

My hot wife Penny is second in charge. She's in charge of marketing. It's her job to keep the word of mouth growing, while the moonshine is flowing. She's so fucking beautiful... and she loves to drink, so it's a great job for her, especially since her acting career has slowed down.

I charge $2,500 bucks a gallon for my Slap Yo Mama Moonshine... I got the name from the movie Friday After Next... "It tastes so good, it'll make you wanna Slap Yo Mama." Funny movie. I sell an average of 20,000 gallons a month... and counting... around the USA. Do the math... that's a cool 600 mil a year. Yeah... business is good.

In my bedroom with my wife Kim Kardashian...

(Phone rings)... "Howdy." I answer the phone while Kim rides my cock in her ass, looking right at me, blowing me beautiful kisses. She's the hottest bitch on Earth... and she's my wife... one of them anyway.

"Hey handsome. I need you to approve our newest batch. It's great. The best yet... but the big boss has gotta sign off on it." My aunt Beth says, charming as always.

"I'm kind of in the middle... or up the middle (winking at Kim)... of something right now baby. I'll try it a little later. How's everything out there?"

"It's running good big daddy. I know how to keep em in order. Kong is here too, just in case I need a little extra help. We can whip these horny little bastards into shape, if we need to. No problem... (Kim's moaning noises)... sounds like your having a fun time there big daddy. You didn't even wait for me."

Kim grinds slowly back and forth on my super hard cock. Every fucking thick inch buried deep up the world's greatest ass. It feels so fucking good. GOD DAMN!! My bitches can all fuck! Kim smiles and blows sweet kisses, knowing how good it feels. Sexy bitch! That tight ass clamping down on my 10 inches, grinding it so damn good, as she moves back and forth on me.

Kim quickens her pace, grinding faster and faster... then slowing down, shaking that super phat ass on my smiling cock. "God Damn, baby doll! You sure know how to work my cock baby. FUCK, IT FEELS GOOD." I tell Kim, slapping her big titties. Kim moans and smiles, blows me a big kis, and keeps grinding, and booty shaking, all over my cock.

"Don't worry auntie Beth... my cock is always ready to pound you silly hot stuff. You know that baby doll. Drop by later and I'll prove it... again and again and again." We laugh.

"Damn right I'll drop by. I want a cum smoothie too big daddy."

"Of course, thick and creamy, just for your sexy ass. Send Spence over... I need to talk to him about the last porno he shot. Tell him to hurry or I'll beat it ass." I laugh. I love teasing my nerdy ass cousin.

"You got it babe... SPENCE, GET YOUR ASS OVER TO THE HOUSE! JAMES NEEDS TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR MOVIE. HURRY, OR HE'LL BEAT YOUR LITTLE WEASEL ASS! HURRY!! CHOP CHOP!! OK big daddy, he's running over to you. Love you... keep that big cock warm for me." Beth blows me a big ass kiss through the phone.

Literally two minutes later...

Spence runs up to my bedroom... in record time. I have a huge back yard. The chubby bastard can move, when he wants to. The doors open, so he stares wide eyes at Kim riding me. She shakes her head and pinches my left nipple, grinding quickly, then slowly, skillfully alternating speeds to increase mine... and her... pleasure. I'm squeezing her awesome, big, full tits, rolling her thick, dark, rock hard nipples between my thumbs and forefingers.

"You... you wanted... to... see me?" Spence asks, bending over, clutching his chest, breathing so heavy.

"Damn... nerd boy can run. Relax Spence. Don't want you having a heart attack. Come sit on the bed."

"Um...are you sure? You seem... busy." He asks, his breathing slowing.

"Yes... I fucking told you to didn't I?"

Spence makes his way to the bed, sitting on the edge of my very large, round, green and gold bed. The gold satin sheets are very comfy... Spence rubs them, smiling.

I pull Kim's nipples as far as they will go and shake them super hard, rubbing the tips with my thumbs as I do. "Mmmmmm... Yeahhhhhhhh!" Kim licks her luscious, full lips, her tongue moving slowly across those gorgeous, glistening lips. I shake them some more. Kim moans loudly... looking right at me.

Kim leans down and kisses me, sucking my tongue. I smack that perfect booty hard. Kim moans so sexy into my mouth. I smack it again and shake it. I love my wife's ass. I'm obsessed with it. I spread her perfectly shaped cheeks wide, my hard throbbing cock wedged all the way up her ass.

Spence stares... his cock hard in his pants. He starts rubbing it, then stops when he notices us looking at him. "It's OK Spence. You can rub your cock. Kim and I are fucking, so it should be hot." Spence nervously half smiles and lowers his head. He's very awkward sometimes... a lot of the time... so he needs encouragement, but I was fucking Kim and I needed to talk to him, so he was on his own.

I down my third Budweiser and watch my woman do her thing. Kim licks her full lips and shakes that mega hot ass all over my big fucking cock. I just smile motherfucker. Just enjoying the ride.

"The last movie had some fucking problems. Your camera work is usually really good, but you missed some shots. I mean Kim Kardashian is fucking Kate Upton. How the fuck can you mess that up. I tried some editing, but you're gonna have to shoot it again. I want it done tonight. Kim's here and Kate will be home shortly, so do it and do it fucking right." I scolded him.

"I'm sorry... I'm sorry James... it's just... I... ummm..."

"What?" I start rubbing Kim's engorged clit, while she grinds my cock faster in her ass. Her awesome ass holds my thick cock in a super tight sheath, her anal muscles stroking my shaft up and down, tightly, faster and faster.

I hand Kim a beer and she drinks it while she grinds my cock. Sexiest sight there is. I smack that ass. Kim moans and shakes her booty fast on my super cock.

Kim squirts all over me. I love it. I rub her beautiful clit mercilessly through her orgasm. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Kim looks at me in a pure sexually intense haze, pumping her pussy nut out, splattering me and the bed. I stick out my tongue, lapping at it, as it flies through the air.

Spence is in a trance, watching my perfect wife squirt. He starts drooling, watching Kim's big, wet labia spread wide, as her pussy shoots out her pussy jizz.

"SPENCE!" I yell at him to snap him out of it.

"Oh... I'm sorry... it's just that... I was distracted by them."

"Distracted?"

"You know..."

I laugh. Little bastard has a crush on them. "Oh... yeah, I see."

Spence looks down... his cock tenting his pants.

"Seems my cousin has a big crush on you Kim... and Kate." I tell Kim, as she starts grinding faster and faster on my throbbing cock missile filling her perfect ass.

Kim bites her bottom lip as she rides me, rubbing my beer belly. "Awww... that's sweet Spence." Kim smiles at him. Spence nervously smiles back, staring at Kim's big tits.

My wife Kate Upton walks in. "Hey... you started without me. Hey Spence." Kate quickly throws her clothes off and climbs in bed, last Spence, crawling over to kiss me. She sucks my tongue as we kiss. I play with her big, natural, hanging titties, as Kim squirts again. It hits Kate, who reaches over and rubs Kim's pulsating, juicy clit, while she squirts.

I finally cum deep up Kim's ass. Kate stuffs her tits in my mouth. I devour those perfect melons, as I fill Kim's awesome booty with my cock cream. I suck away in Kate's tits, licking the nipples and areolaes, as I suck awesomely hard on those full, heavy tits.

Kate bites her bottom lip and writhes happily on the gold, satin sheets... loving my mouth on her tits. "Mmmmmm... suck my titties daddy. I Iove how you suck them baby." Fuck, I love my life. My cock is up my wife Kim Kardashian's ass... while my wife Kate Upton's awesome tits are in my mouth. Fucking awesome!

I stuff as much of Kate's cans in my mouth and pull them with my mouth, sucking ridiculously hard on each one. I softly chew on them, licking her nipples fast. They throb uncontrollably in my mouth.

Kim leans down and kisses Kate. I squeeze Kate and Kim's asses. Spence drools. "Go ahead... squeeze her ass Spence." I tell him, moving my hand from Kate's soft, supple ass. Spence nervously... again... reaches out, licking his lips, and squeezes Kate's ass. "Two handfuls of supermodel ass for ya." I tell Spence, I laugh and go back to sucking Kate's spectacular, full tits. Kim and Kate keep kissing, their tongues fucking.

A few minutes later...

Kate is sucking my cock head, her awesome, natural tits wrapped tightly around my shaft. Kim is suck my balls... and Spence is filming it all. His cock is bobbing and weaving as he walks around, getting the best shot.

Kate chews on my sensitive head, kicking and sucking it with just fueled glee. Kate smiles at me, shaking her head, her long blonde hair whipping wildly as she sucks me off. Kim slobber all over my balls and fingers my ass, wiggling two fingers up my ass, massaging my prostate.

I explode my jizz all over Kate face and in her mouth. Kim moves up and bites up and down my super thick shaft as I cum. She slowly licks all over my shaft, as Kate sucks out the rest of my cum load.

Kate and Kim kiss, sharing my cum, sucking each other's tongues. I play with each beauties big tits and watch them lick and suck my cock... and Kate's gorgeous face... clean.

I kiss Kate and Kim and slip out of the action. I need to go see aunt Beth and taste the new batch of moonshine. "OK Spence... make sure you do this right. This is your last fucking chance." (Spence look very nervous)...

"Make this movie hot as fuck... you've got Kim and Kate fucking... DON'T FUCK THIS UP!!" I give Spence a very stern, demanding look... once again breaking his balls.

"I will... I promise James... I will make it super duper hot. I promise. I won't let you down." Spence half smiles... nervously... looking at me, then quickly lowering his head. I slap him on the back.

"Good... if you fuck it up, I'll have Fat Bastard fuck you UP! In more ways than one." I laugh. Spence shakes his head, not wanting that.

"No... Please... I mean... I promise I won't fuck it up James. I mean it. Thank you for giving me another chance. I'm really sorry about before. I promise this time, it will be awesome." Spence smiles, trying to show me he won't let me down.

I kiss Kate and Kim, then head out back... it's a huge estate... to my moonshine production facility. Kate and Kim start 69ing while Spence films.

At the facility...

"Hey big daddy." Aunt Beth comes over to me, as I enter her office and hugs and kisses me. She's my favorite aunt. Damn, that bitch has got awesome titties. Gets me hard as steel every god damn second I'm around her. She notices.

"Mmmmmmmmm...what do we have here?" Beth grabs my cock through my coveralls... I'm rocking the redneck vibe motherfuckers. She strokes it, watching me, her sexy, full lips pursed, as she strokes my super hard... and super thick... 10 inches.

"Been waiting for this all day." Beth pulls her white tank top off... no bra... and her daisy dukes off too. She leaves her white stripper pumps on... and her cowboy hat too. God damn, she's hot!

Beth kneels down and gets to work, engulfing my entire cock in one gulp. She smacks my hips to get me to fuck her throat... I oblige. I pound down her sucking throat, my big dick swelled up, thumping deep down Beth's throat.

"Mmmmm... Uhhhhhhh... Mmmmmmmm!" Beth mumbles around my very thick, throat thrusting cock. Beth plays with her massive 38F natural wonders... the sexiest tits ever... shaking and squeezing them, her head bobbing fast on my manmeat. Beth's long, wavy blonde hair fails wildly, such a beautiful sight, as she devours my cock.

I explode down her throat. My cum bazooka blasts wave after creamy wave of thick jizz down my gorgeous aunt's throat. She happily gulps it all down... moaning her taste approval the whole time.

Beth massages my balls, as she sucks me dry, looking up at me with a big, beautiful, horny as fuck smile.

I pick her up, kiss her, and lay her on her desk. I spread her juicy labia wide and shove my tongue up her pussy, licking fast, rolling my tongue side to side, shaking it quickly, tasting every inch of her sweet, pink folds.

I rub her perky pink clit with my thumb, pinching it hard, then rubbing it faster and faster and faster. I suck her pussy hard, my tongue working fast inside that wet, juicy cunt. My tongue darts side to side, rolling, licking insanely fast. I rub her hard, throbbing clit as fast as possible.

"FUCK!! SUCK THAT PUSSY BIG DADDY!! SUCK ITTTTTTTTTTT!!" Beth squirts hard into my sucking mouth. I clamp my mouth tightly on her spasming cunt and suck her pussy cum down, drinking the sweet pussy nectar, licking her swollen folds fast as I do.

Back in my bedroom...

"Mmmmmmmm... Eat my pussy Kim. You're so good at it. Mmmmmmmm." Kate plays with Kim's hair as she eats her divine, blonde pussy. Kim shakes her ass at the camera. Spence stares... but films... mesmerized by Kim's awesome ass.

They alternate. Kim is on her knees on the bed, Kate behind her, spreading Kim's perfect cheeks wide, her tongue exploring Kim's super juicy pussy. She looks back at Spence. "Mmmmmmmm... look at that pussy Spence. Want a taste?" Kate giggles. Kim looks back at Spence and smiles. Spence stares confused... not knowing what to say.

Kate breaks the ice. "Cmon Spence. " Kate reaches back and grabs Spence's hard cock through his jeans. Spence almost drops the camera. "Mmmmmm... very nice. We're gonna have fun with this... aren't we Kim?" Kate winks at Kim, enjoying driving Spence crazy, teasing him big time. Kim smiles at Kate and plays along.

"Mmmmmhmmmm. I want it in my ass though. Better get it nice and wet, so it will slide in easily. It looks really big." Spence's jaw drops. He can't believe what's happening. Is it real? Is he really gonna fuck Kim Kardashian's ass after Kate Upton sucks his cock?

Kate confuses Spence even more as she slowly unzips Spence's jeans and reaches in, pulling out his rock hard, very thick 6 inches. It's pouring precum already. "Mmmmmmmm. Nice and thick, just like I like em." Kate teases, smiling so sexy at Spence. She slowly jerks Spence's cock, precum pouring all over her hand.

"Mmmmmm... look at that Kim... so much precum. I bet he cums a lot. Good. Maybe he'll give us both a mouthful of yummy cum to swallow. You will... won't you Spence?" Kate gives Spence a pouty look, her gorgeous lips pursed, smiling so sweetly at him.

Spence is speechless. He just stands there... still filming though. Kim and Kate giggle. Kim turns around and she and Kate sit on the edge of the bed in front of Spence. They both check out his cock. It jumps repeatedly, from excitement. Kim laughs smiling, kissing Kate. She reaches over and tickles Spence's balls, as Kate jerks him off.

"Well... Should we suck it?" Kate looks at Kim... then at Spence. He's murmuring incoherently, shaking, his cock jumping in Kate's stroking hand.

"Mmmmm... I think we should... I want the first mouthful of cum though. I'm really thirsty." Kim says to Kate, licking her full, luscious, lips at Spence.

"OK... but I get him in my pussy first. Once he cums, he'll last longer anyway." Kate smiles at Kim... then Spence, jerking his cock quicker, squeezing it all the way up the shaft. Precum explodes out of his piss slit, coating Kate's stroking hand. Spence can't stand it. He's so excited, his body shaking from excited confusion.

"Please... I can't take it anymore... I..." Spence begs Kate and Kim.

"Awwwwww... Well, he's begging, so..." Kate says to Kim, her hand tightly gripping Spence's super hard throbbing, precum pouring cock.

Kim looks at Kate, kisses her passionately, then looks at Spence. Kim opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue, shaking it for Spence. "Let the fun begin..." Kate says. She pulls Spence's jumping cock to Kim's tongue and...

Back in Beth's office...

Beth is bent over her desk, as I plow up her blonde pussy, smacking that super phat ass, squeezing her awesome tits, her milk squirting through my fingers. I pound that pussy from behind. I pound it hard and harder, all 10 inches throbbing hard up my aunt's super wet, tight clinching cunt.

"YESSSSSSSSSS... FUCK ME BIG DADDYYYYYYYYY!! POUND THAT PUSSY DADDYYYYYYY!!" Beth screams in sexual bliss, squirting super hard. Her pussy creams blasts out all over my rampaging cock monster. It blasts out of her pussy, around my super thick, hard pounding cock.

"FUCK YEAHHHHHH BITCH... TAKE THAT FUCKING BIG DICK!!" I yell... smacking Beth's plump ass hard, over and over and over, leaving big red handprints all over both beautiful, white ass cheeks. I pull Beth back to me and kiss her deeply, sucking her tongue, squeezing her giant tits so damn hard. I lean my head down and suck each giant tit, drinking that delicious milk down. I alternate, right then left, sucking both massive milk jugs equally.

I love Beth's milk. I drink it every fucking day... any chance I get. I suck so damn hard on those massive tits, pulling them with my mouth, I leave huge red suck marks on them. Beth screams in ecstacy and squirts back to back... huge blasts of pussy cream exploding out of her pussy... with my huge cock buried up it. I kiss Beth, sharing a mouthful of her own milk with her. We both drink it down, as I blast my cum deep up Beth's pussy.

Beth wants me to get her pregnant... again. I've knocked her up 12 times already. I have potent jizz for sure. We have two grown kids together... she only went through with the pregnancy twice. We both love me getting her pregnant.

I fucking love getting chicks pregnant. I fucking get off on it. My jizz blasts up Beth's cunt. I pussy all the way in, making sure to shoot it as far up as possible. We kiss lovingly, as my huge cum load pumps deep up my aunt's well stretched out, bushy blonde pussy. I shoot my biggest load in awhile, slamming so damn deep up Beth's gorgeous, phat pussy as I cum.

"Damn James... That was so fucking good!!" I love you fucking me Big Daddy. I wann have your baby again. I know you knocked me up this time big daddy. Mmmmmmmm... I can feel it already." Beth smiles at me. We kiss deeply, passionately, for several minutes, as I softly play with her massive titties. Damn... I love my aunt Beth. I'm gonna marry her... she's been asking me to for awhile. I'm gonna finally do it.

"Now where's that damn moonshine?" I ask half heartedly. We both laugh and make out some more.

Back in my bedroom...

Kate jerks Spence's super sensitive and super hard cock inches away from Kim's outstretched tongue. Kate and Kim are driving Spence crazy. The teasing has pushed Spence over the edge. "OH my God... I can't take it anymore... Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee!!" Spence begs Kate and Kim for sexual relief. Kate looks at Kim as she wiggles her tongue a mere inch from Spence's cock.

A huge drop of precum pours out of his piss slit onto the tip of Kim's tongue. It dangles off of it. Kim and Kate look at each other, as Kate slowly squeezes up Spence's very thick shaft, drawing out more precum onto Kim's tongue.

"PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE... PLEASEEEEEEEEEE!!" Spence is shaking hard, his body so completely turned on, his cock so desperate to cum.

"Awwwww... Spence is horny... Well Kim... All that precum on your tongue. I guess we should do something about that. Make sure you get this Spence." Kate tells Spence, then leans over and kisses Kim. They share Spence's precum, making sure to tongue kiss with their mouths open... my girls know how to turn the audience on big time.

Spence zooms in, filming every second. He breathes heavily. Kate starts jerking his cock again. Kate and Kim finish kissing and lick each other's lips, both smacking their lips.

"Mmmmm... yummy." Kim says... blowing a sexy ass kiss at the camera.

"Mmmhmmm... very yummy." Kate says, kissing at the camera also.

Kate smiles sweetly at Spence and smacks his, intensely throbbing cock over and over... he grunts loudly. She keeps smacking it... harder and harder. Kate then pulls a trash can over to them, grabs Spence's jerking cock and jacks him off lightning fast. Spence grunts and shakes, then cums.

Kate has his cock pointed at the trash can. She licks her tongue at Spence... teasing him... and jerks him off super fast into the trash can. Spence groans and grunts and blasts his XL wad hard into the thrash... shaking excitedly... but still filming everything. He relaxes after all of his huge load of cum is dumped into the trash can.

"There... now you can concentrate on filming Kim and I. Do a good job and I'll let you play with my big titties." Kate says to Spence... smirking at him...shaking those awesome titties at him.

Spence eagerly films the rest of the action... happy to finally cum. Kate and Kim fuck each other with strapons... eat whipped cream from each other's pussies... and asses... 69 for an hour... and piss in each other's mouths... and Spence captures it all perfectly.

"Well... you did a great job Spence...come play with my titties." Kate sticks out her awesome chest for Spence and he happily gropes my perfect wife's big ass titties. His chubby hands squeeze and shake Kate's natural wonders. Spence motorboats them... Kate giggles, shaking her big tits, as Spence grinds his chubby face all over them.

Kim picks up the camera and films it. All three of them are nude. Kim smacks Spence's naked, pale white, chubby ass. She and Kate laugh, as Spence enjoys every second of the big boob play with Kate. Kim's nipples are rock hard from the sex fun with Kate... and also from watching Spence play with Kate's awesome titties.

Kate's nipples are rock hard, sending waves of pleasure through her gorgeous body. Spence licks Kate's nipples and tits, as he motorboats them. "Mmmmmmmm... you're really good at this Spence. Do you practice a lot?" Kate asks...biting her bottom lip, writhing on the bed.

"Yeah... my girlfriend Denise has really big tits too. I love big tits... don't tell her, but yours are nicer than hers." Spence licks all over Kate's tits...softly biting them... kissing them... sucking each nipple hard. He rubs his chubby face all over Kate's magnificent chest.

"Oh my god... I'm gonna cum. Fuck!!" Kate cums from Spence's breast work. Kim hands Kate the camera and kneels down, licking her cumming cunt... lapping up all those tasty juices. Kate puts her hand on Kim's head and grinds her pussy on Kim's mouth. Kim sucks Kate's super juicy cunt clean.

Spence keeps sucking and licking Kate's big cans. His cock is still out from earlier and hard. When he turns to his left to suck on Kate's right tit, his cock lightly smacks Kim's face. It rests on her face til Kim notices it. She lifts her head and softly smacks Spence's cock. "Naughty boy."

"Um... sorry Kim. It was an accident." Spence apologizes to Kim, then gets back to sucking on both of Kate's big tits.

"Fuck, this is good. If I knew you were this good at playing with my boobs , I would've let you do it a lot sooner Spence. You should try him Kim. C'mon, we can double team him." Kate encourages Kim to join her pulling her arm. Kim decides to join and sits beside Spence, on his left side.

Spence immediately motorboats Kim's big tits, rubbing his face all over them... licking and sucking as he goes. He sucks Kim's big nipples so damn hard, biting them, sucking them harder and harder. Kim moans, throwing her head back in pleasure, biting her lips.

"Let's put this down for awhile." Kate puts the camera down and plays with Kim's tits, as Spence sucks all over hers.

Kate and Kim both run their perfect tits all over Spence's face. He's in big titty heaven. He licks and sucks and bites and sucks some more all over both pairs of big titties. Kate pushed Spence down on the bed. She and Kim lean back and moan as Spence keeps up his top notch breast play. Kim closes her eyes while Spence stuffs most of her left tit in his mouth and pulls it , sucking as hard as possible, licking Kim's throbbing, rock hard nipple as he does.

Spence reaches over and squeezes Kate's tits, pinching her rock hard, pink nipples, quickly rubbing the tips. He then sucks Kate's tits... alternating between her tits... biting and sucking both, licking all over them... sucking so amazingly hard. Kate licks her gorgeous, glistening lips and screams out, as she cums again. Kim rubs Kate's cumming pussy, as Spence goes back to sucking both of Kim's perfect tits.

Kate is so fucking horny. She watches Spence devour Kim's big tits. Kate bites her lower lip and reaches down to rub Spence's rock hard cock. It jerks and Spence groans... sucking hard on Kim's tits. Kim smiles at Kate, licking her luscious, wet lips.

Kate smiles back and tickles Spence's cock. Precum oozes out of his piss lit. Kate looks at it as and bites her lower lip... turned on and wanting to do something about it. As Spence licks and sucks all over Kim's big tits, Kate moves down to Spence's cock. She sticks out her tongue and laps up the precum oozing from the piss slit. Kate swallows it... very much enjoying the taste. Kate sucks the head, licking the piss slit as she sucks, drinking down the clear, tasty fluid.

Spence pumps out several long strings of precum into Kate's mouth. She moans happily and sucks it all down. Spence groans happily... devouring Kim's tits and nipples, biting them, then sucking hard. Kim hugs Spence's head to her chest and writhes uncontrollably on the bed. Kate reaches over and rubs Kim's wet pussy. Kim immediately cums all over Kate's hand.

Kate deep throats Spence's cock and tickles his hairy balls. Spence's cock jumps in Kate's sucking mouth. She giggles and sucks hard...licking every inch of his very thick cock, as her lips touch his crotch. Kate licks his hairy balls... Spence's entire cock down her throat. Spence grunts... with his mouth full of Kim's tits and dumps his creamy jizz load down Kate's throat. She just swallows it down... easily handling Spence's cum.

Kate licks Spence's piss slit as he finishes cumming, wanting to savor the taste of his cream. Kate moans loudly, loving the taste of Spence's cum. Kate sucks greedily on his cock head, wanting every last drop of the delicious cock cream.

Kate sucks out one last big drop of cum and keeps it in her mouth. She sits up and moves up to Kim, sticking out her tongue, showing Kim the huge drop of jizz. Kate grabs Kim's head and pulls her mouth to hers. Kate kisses Kim, sharing the cum with her. They both moan... loving the taste. Kim swallows the cum in her mouth, as does Kate. They suck each other's tongues, making out, as Spence watches... and sucks their tits.

"Good... you're still hard." Kate says to Spence, as she grabs his hard cock. Kate climbs up onto Spence and rubs his cock on her swollen, tingling labia. She slides the cock into her dripping snatch and rides it, her big, natural titties bouncing wildly, as Kate slams down on Spence's cock. Kim smacks Kate's ass and squeezes her natural tits, as Kate gives Spence a helluva cock ride.

Spence smiles in pure sexual euphoria. Kim sucks on each of Kate's tits, as Kate grinds on Spence's cock... working it like a pro. "Fuck yeah... cum in my pussy Spence...I'm gonna cum all over your cock!!" Kate says... and cums all over Spence's jerking dick. Spence blasts his load into Kate's cumming pussy. Kate grinds slowly on Spence's cock, pulling out every drop of cum.

"Mmmmm... good boy Spence. I like your cock. Now its Kim's turn. Get ready for that ass." Kate smirks at Kim and smacks her super phat ass... squeezing it hard. Kim smiles back at Kate and they change positions. Kate climbs off of Spence and Kim climbs on... reverse cowgirl. Kate leans over and spots on Spence's still hard cock... and Kim's beautiful, dark brown anus. Kate pushes Spence's plump cock head against Kim's rosebud and eases it up Kim's ass. Kate spits all over Spence's cock, to add extra lube, and plays with his hairy balls, as he starts fucking the world's greatest ass.

Kim lays her head back and licks her lips... moaning and smiling. Kate leans over and starts sucking Kim's engorged clit... softly biting it and licking it quickly, her tongue darting across the perky, pink clit with rapid precision.

Spence grabs Kim's curvy hips and drills up her perfect booty faster... his cock jerking and twitching relentlessly, so happy to be in that ass. "Fuck her good Spence... pound that ass!" Kate encourages him. She licks all mlm over Kim's dripping wet snatch and then down Spence's shaft, as his cock flies up Kim's ass.

"YEAHHHHHH!! I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGG!!" Kim shouts... then squirts... covering Kate's perfect face. Kate sucks out the rest of Kim orgasm...sucking greedily on Kim's cumming cunt. Spence blasts his wad up Kim's ass... it's a small load, but he's smiling big.

Kate stands up on the bed and puts her cum filled cunt on Kim's mouth. She squeezes out the jizz into Kim's mouth. Kim happily sucks it down, shoving her tongue up Kate's cunt, licking every drop of cream out. "Mmmmm...so yummy. Spence... you have great tasting cum." Kim licks her lips clean, smacking them.

Kate does back to Kim's ass and pulls Spence's totally spent cock out. She sucks his cum glazed cock head clean... then sucks out the small amount of jizz from Kim's super phat booty. "Yes it is Kim... so yummy indeed. Kate smiles and sucks Spence's soft cock some more. Spence just lays on the bed with a giant, sex happy smile on his chubby, nerdy face. He's in sexual paradise.

Back at the moonshine factory...

I chug the moonshine in the cup... I savor the taste... "OH FUCK YEAHHHH!! That's the best batch yet." I tell the curious crew. Everyone cheers loudly... more high fives and happy hugs. "EVERYONE GETS A BIG FUCKING RAISE!" I shout... more happy hugs, high fives, loud cheering and even some wild ass, "we gettin' paidddd!" dancing.

I have a big ass deal in the works to take Slap Yo Mama Moonshine worldwide. A Canadian distributor with European and Asian connections and I have worked out the framework of the deal to sell my homemade whiskey all over the globe. He wants to have one last meeting, to iron out some last minute details, before he puts pen to paper though.

I'm letting my wife Penny handle this... she has a way with ironing out last minute details. (Smirking).

"Ok babe... fuck, I love your tight ass... it's to you to seal the deal." I tell Penny... as I ran my huge cock up her ass, bent over her office desk. Every fucking hard inch slams ruggedly up that tight sphincter, stretching it, pounding it, hard throbbing up it...every fucking thrust! Fuck...Penny has an ass that can rival Kim's... so fucking tight and awesomely welcoming. I smack her perfectly shaped ass cheeks HARDEE AND FUCKING HARDEER!!

"Oh my fucking god!! Your cock is so fucking big sweetie... I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTT!! FUCKKKKKK... I'M CUMMMMMMINGGGGGGGGG!!" Penny screams out... her body happily shaking uncontrollably from the hardcore ass pounding!

Penny squirts so hard, it blasts the wall across the room. I smirk and pulverize my wife's shapely ass... my cock slamming, piledriving so damn hard and fast up that perfect booty. I pound it fasterrrrrrrrrrrr...harderrrrrrrrrrr...deeperrrrrrrrrrrr...Penny squirts again and again. I finally cum blast Penny's ass overflowing it with creamy cum.

My cock bazooka blasts out the cream with powerful, intense force. Penny screams out in full on sexually orgasmic intoxication. She smiles mlm so damn big, reaching back, rubbing my horny grinning face.

Penny wheels around and drops to her knees... engulfing my jizz glazed, super cock, sucking out every last drop of cum. She jerks my super thick shaft with both hands and shakes her head wildly, gorging herself on my cum and cock. Penny gives the tip a huge kiss and smiles sweetly up at me.

"My man has the greatest cock ever... and the tastiest cum ever too... I could drink it by the gallon... so fucking delicious. I'll make sure the deal goes through babe. You can definitely count on me." Penny smiles and kisses my cock all over, tickling my balls beautifully.

A little look later...

"You got the deal honey... now give me that ass baby." The distributor smirks at Penny... pulling out his 7 and a half inch cock.

"Well... this should be fun." Penny says, bending over the hotel bed.

They spend the next hour with the distributor's cock wedged up Penny's phat ass...thumping it in every position imaginable. Penny cums three times... the same amount as the distributor. Penny sits on his face and makes him eat his own cum out of her ass...each time.

That's why Penny is head of marketing. She knows how to promote my company... the fun way. My moonshine is the fun moonshine. The sex fueled fun moonshine. It's so good, it'll make you wanna... Slap Yo Mama Moonshine.

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