10/02/2019  The New King of Queens This is a parody... It ain't real. Queens, New York 2000 Hey there, my name is James. I just moved into my new house in Queens. I'm originally from Manhattan, but I moved out east for business reasons. I started making porn movies and the taxes and other business expenses is way cheaper here. It's a quiet neighborhood and I noticed my next door neighbor, Carrie Heffernan, is a fuckin' hottie, so that's cool. I'm going over to their house tonight for a little party, so I'm gonna get to know her better. I'm a pretty charming guy, so I'll work that charm and see where it goes. Later that evening... "So what do you do James?" Kelly Palmer, a gorgeous black married chick asks. "I do chicks... I make porn, sorry. Trying to break the ice." I smile, giving her my charming, funny guy vibe. She laughs and smiles back... It worked. This chick is digging me. "That's a cool job James. I bet you've been with a lot of girls then." She pushes the envelope a little further. "Yep. Some better than others. Some nicer, some prettier and some way sexier than others." I look right at her, smiling, letting her know I was talking about her. She picked up on it right away. "I'm sure you have... And will." She sips her drink and winks at me, walking away, looking back at me. Damn, I found my next conquest. She's talking to Carrie and smiling at me. They both look over and Carrie waves me over. I walk over and Carrie puts her arm around my waist. "Hey there, my tall, handsome neighbor. I was just talking to Kelly about you. I think she wants to give you a tour, if you don't mind." I assure her I didn't. "OK you two, have fun." Carrie winks at me and gives Kelly a big sexy smile. Kelly takes my arm and leads me upstairs. "This of course is the bed..." Like a cobra, I strike quick. I walk up behind Kelly and lick her neck, reaching around and grope her big black tits. She moans and writes against my body. She reaches her hand up and caresses my face, as I softly bite her neck. "We need to be quick James. Deacon may come up here any moment." I could care less about her husband, but I work quick anyway. I unbutton her red sweater and squeeze her tits through her white bra. She undoes her jeans and pulls them down. She's not wearing panties. I like this chick even more. I bend her over and kneel down, licking her labia. Kelly reaches back and play with my brown hair. I slither my tongue up her chocolate twat and lick her out. I pull my 7 inch cock out and rub her hard clit. I twist and roll my tongue in her pussy, licking quick and rolling quicker. My tongue is world famous and I show Kelly why. The tip wipes her upper wall and licks it with short snake lick licks. I quickly roll it side to side and then lick her upper wall fast. She cums immediately, squirting on my tongue. "oh my God James... You... Oh my God, you are so fucking good." I kiss her pussy and get to work. I rub my head on her labia, quickly down and slowly back up. Kelly shakes and moans. I repeat it several times. She squirts again. "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!" She puts her hand to her mouth to quiet herself. I slide my 7 inches of rock hard white meat up her sweet black pussy and work it, long deep strokes, smacking her thick booty. She moans and covers her mouth. I grab her hair and fuck her fast. Fucking her pussy faster faster faster faster faster fasterrrrr! Then I slow down. "Oh my goddddddddd... I'm cmmmmminggggggggggggg!!" She tries to remain as quiet as possible. I slowly fuck her pussy, all the way in, all the way out. Reaching down I pinch her erect clit hard and hold it. She shakes and moans loud. I slowly fuck up her pussy, all the way in, all the way out... I then rub her clit faster faster faster fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... She squirts again, covering my cock.it spills out the sides of her beautiful hairy pussy. I fuck her pussy faster faster faster faster faster faster faster faster, smacking her ass hard... Pounding her pussy harder harder harder harderrrrrrrr! "Yessssssssssssssssss, fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeee!!" She bites her hand and squirts again. I pull out and pull her head around, smacking my hard cock on her lips. She licks it and sucks it hungrily. I pull out and kiss her, picking her up in my arms, shoving my hard cock up her pussy and bouncing her on my cock. We kiss. I pull her beautiful tits out of her bra and suck them as hard as possible. Her sweet milk shoots out into my thirsty mouth. I suckle both tits, as she bounces hard on my cock. Kelly holds my head to her beautiful, big tits. I swallow a couple of mouthfuls of her milk and kiss her, letting her taste it. I bounce her faster faster faster faster faster faster fasterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr on my fucking cock. She squirts again and I cum deep up her sweet black pussy. My cock spasming and shooting out thick nut rapidly. I Iet her down and she goes to her knees, sucking the last drops of jizz out of my cock. She looks up at me, smiling and winking at me, licking my cock, as she sucks it dry. She kisses it and looks at me. "Where the hell have you been, my whole life?" Kelly smiles at me, kissing my cock again. She fixes her clothes and I put my cock away. We kiss and I squeeze her gorgeous, thick ass. She gives me her number. "Have that tongue and cock ready baby. I'm coming over tomorrow. I'm gonna fuck your brains out." She tells me, her arms around my neck. We kiss and she walks back downstairs. I, on the other hand, hang around in Carrie's bedroom. I go over to her chest of drawers and open it. I find her thongs. I take one and smell it. I put it in my pocket and close the drawer. I open her bra drawer and take one. I smell it also, taking in her aroma. I fold it up and put it in my pants, like the thong. Later that evening at my house, I looked through my window and I saw into Carrie's bedroom. She was getting dressed after her bath. Doug had gone out to a late night movie marathon with Deacon and her father was asleep, so she was alone upstairs. She dropped the towel... Wow... What a beautiful body. I rubbed my hardening cock. I pulled it out and slowly stroked it. Carrie put lotion on her body, rubbing it all over. Her hands sliding smoothly across her tan skin. Her nipples were hard. I stood right in the window, not caring if she saw me. I wanted her to see me watching her. She rubbed between her smooth legs and brushed against her neatly trimmed pussy. She paused and closed her eyes, rubbing it gently. I stroked my cock watching every second. She's such a beautiful woman. She bit her lower lip, as she rubbed her beautiful cunt. My cock was so hard. I wanted that woman bad. She played with her perky breasts pulling the nipple and cupping her full breasts. She rubbed her pussy faster. I stroked my cock faster. She opened her eyes and turned her head towards me. She saw me. She paused. She didn't know what to do... But she quickly made her decision. She smiled at me and signaled for me to come over. I left my cock out and went over to her house. As soon as I started to ring the doorbell, she answered it. She dropped the towel again, showing me that beautiful body up close. I touched her all over. She moaned and licked her luscious lips, her nipples so hard, her body trembling at my soft touch. She grabbed my hand and led me upstairs to her bedroom. She kissed me and jumped into my arms, I held her up and kissed her deeply. I squeezed that gorgeous, smooth ass and pulled my cock out. I pushed it into her wet pussy and bounced her on my rock hard cock. She moaned into my mouth, as I bounced her steadily on my insanely hard member. Her pussy was so wet and warm, my cock smiling from the feeling of being inside it. I bounced her quickly on my cock, up and down, rapidly working my cock up that sweet pussy. She moaned loudly into my mouth and squirted all over my twitching cock. She smiled, as we kissed and I bounced her even faster and even harder on my hardness. She leaned back, looking me in my eyes, her arms around my neck and she blew me kisses, as I thrust up her beautiful snatch. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JAMESSSSSSSSS!!" She drove me to plow that twat even harder and I did, slamming up her pussy, all 7 inches driving up her wet pussy, as it wrapped so snug around my cock. I fucked up into her pussy at breakneck speed. My legs shook and Carrie screamed in sexual bliss. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS JAMESSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!" She squirted again, it leaked out around my cock. I plowed even harder and more intensely up her super wet snatch. She squirted again. I kept it up, holding her and fucking up into her pussy as hard as possible. She squirted again. I pulled out and bent her over the bed. I smacked her ass hard and spit on her rosebud. I shove my rock hard 7 inches up her gorgeous, tight ass and ppouded it. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! DRILL MY ASS DADDYYYYYYYYYYY!!" I did just that. I smacked her sweet ass hard and drilled up it relentlessly. Carrie squirted again, blasting her carpet. I kept drilling that ass, rubbing and smacking her clit, fast then slow, then very fast. She squirted again, soaking her carpet once more. I squeezed her gorgeous tits, rolling her hard, light brown nipples through my fingers. I just piledrove that sweet ass harder and harder. She kept squirting. I picked her up and held her legs out, her back to my chest, and I fucked up into her ass, rubbing her clit so fucking fast, my hand was a total blur. She squirted the biggest nut yet, soaking her bed. It splashed everywhere. I rubbed her rock hard clit as fast as possible. She cried out in ecstasy and just kept squirting. Her bed was soaking wet with pussy nut and I kept rubbing and fucking. I was working this bitch better than she could ever imagine. She squirted 6 more times, just from the assfucking. Her sheets were ruined, but we had a helluva time. At last count, Carrie came 27 times. She was trembling in my arms all throughout my sexual conquest of her. I fucked all of her holes like only I can. She was hooked for life. Carrie told me Kelly had told her all about our fun earlier in the evening. She wanted me too, SOS he hoped I was watching her when she was in her bedroom. I fucked her til Doug was due to come back. It was his last night there. Carrie divorced him and kicked him out. She moved me in... And Kelly too. She dumped Deacon and moved in with us. They are my two main squeezes and we fuck and suck like maniacs, every fucking day and night. It's a fun life. I make porn and live with two super hot babes. It's good to be... The New King Of Queens. 03: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/02/2019  The King of Porn FUCKED UP TWISTED AND PERVERTED PORN DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S SLEAZIEST... AND HORNIEST... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MY LIFE... MY WORLD... ENJOY THE ADVENTURE MY PRIVATE JET ON THE WAY TO NYC... I'm on the phone with my wife Kim Kardashian. "Just get it done babe. You're the boss, when I'm not around. Figure it out. Get another bitch to play Laura Croft. Just find some really hot babe that looks like Lara Croft. Call Angelina Jolie. She owes me, so ask her to do it." I tell Kim. My mama (Beth Chapman) is perfectly riding my ten thick inches, up her mature and oh so wonderful booty, while my step mama Oprah Winfrey massages my big balls and rubs my mama/her wife's leaking pussy... while my wife Gianna Michaels films it all for my movie, MAMA AND I. We're in the beautiful, and very spacious bedroom of my cool ass private jet. "OK babe... I trust you. Whip their ass til the movie is finished... Love you too. Bye." I say goodbye to Kim, as I lay back and smile, loving mama's phat ass all over my awesomely hard cock. "GIVE MAMA THAT BIG DICK SWEETHEART!! FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH!! TEAR MAMA'S ASS UP BABYYYYYYYYYY!!" Mama slams up and down my my rock hard cock hammer. Oprah sucks my balls and fingers my ass, as mama rides me so damn well. I squeeze her giant tits and smile, loving that sweet, cuvacious ass all over my, as thick as her forearm, dick. Mama squirts hard, again and again. Oprah laps it all up, moaning loud and nasty, massaging my balls beautifully. Gianna starts riding my face, as she films it all. My tongue snakes up that delicious twat, licking her out, from side to side. Gianna cums into my mouth, licking her lips slowly, looking right at me, right as I cum up mama's well fucked, mature booty. Oprah pulls my cock out and sucks me bone dry, then sucks out my cum from mama's gorgeous, bootylicious, bad ass booty. Oprah loves my cum and I love her eating it. Gianna grinds on my face, catching everything on camera. BACK IN BEL AIR... "So... What did he say?" My wife Penny (The Big Bang Theory) asks Kim. "He said to get it done. To find another bitch that looks like Laura Croft... He also said to ask Angelina Jolie, because she owes him. I'll give her a quick call and see if she'll do it. Kim walks into my office to call Angelina. Penny thinks over who would be a good Lara Croft in my hot TV and movie character parody movie, FANTASY SLUTS GONE WILD. Kim comes back a couple of minutes later. "No luck. Angelina said she would love to do it for James, but she's out of the country with her kids." Kim says, shrugging her shoulders, not knowing who to turn to next. Penny looks at Kim, pondering who would make a really hot Lara Croft... and it hits her. "I've got it. What about you Kim? You look a lot like her. You've definitely got the body for it. OMG... It would break the internet too. Kim Kardashian as Lara Croft... in a porn parody? Holy crap on a cracker... that would rock Hollywood." Penny tells Kim, smirking, shaking her head in approval, very confident in her choice. "I don't know Penny. I'll have to think about that. Problem is... we don't have much time. James will be back in a couple of days. I would look hot in that outfit though." Kim looks back at her perfectly spectacular booty and giggles, shaking it like a champ. "Yes you would, baby." Penny smacks Kim's beautifully curvaceous ass and lustfully gropes it, looking it over in Kim's skin tight, flesh colored mini dress, grinning a very horny, very hot grin. Kim shakes her ass for Penny, as she squeezes it and watches it shake so wonderfully perfect. "SPENCE!! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE... NOW!!" Penny yells out to my nerdy assistant Spence (The King Of Queens). Spence runs upstairs to my office. "Yes Penny." Spence is breathing heavy... I have a huge mansion. "What do you think about Kim playing Lara Croft in the FANTASY SLUTS GONE Wild movie? She's be perfect, don't you think?" Penny looks at Spence inquisitively. Damn, Penny is hot. Long blonde hair in pigtails, a tight white tank top... no bra... pink and white cap, turned sideways, shorts and shoes... long white with pink double horizontal stripes socks. She blows a bubble with her bubblegum, and pops it, waiting for an answer. "Yes. Kim would be perfect as Lara Croft. I mean... C'mon... look at her. She's perfect... so of course she would make a perfect Lara Croft." Spence stares at Kim... and Penny. "Wait here." Penny tells Spence. Penny grabs Kim's hand and leads her to her bedroom. Penny gives Kim the Lara Croft outfit and Kim puts it on. Kim already has her long, dark hair in a braided ponytail. Penny looks over Kim and smiles, shaking her head. "Damn Kim... you do make a perfect Lara Croft. Come." Penny and Kim go back to my office, where Spence is waiting. He's rubbing his cock through his pants. Penny sees it. "HEY... WHAT THE HELL?" Penny scares Spence. She's teasing him. Spence jumps nervously. "I'm... I'm sorry. I..." Spence stammers. "Ha... just teasing you sweetie." Penny slaps Spence's ass, as she and Kim walk over to the full length mirror and look at Kim. Spence's jaw drops. His cock is rock hard in his pants... Penny notices. "You were right Spence. Kim definitely makes a perfect Lara Croft." Penny says, running her hands all over Kim's backside, looking at Kim in the mirror, admiring her awesome hotness in that outfit. A light green tank top... no bra... tight, short camo shorts. Light green, short socks and dark boots... shades on too. Penny smacks Kim's ass and squeezes it, looking back at Spence, giggling. Kim moans, as Spence stares, open mouthed. He grabs his cock and rubs it, then quickly let's go, when he sees Penny looking at him. "Sorry." Spence says to Penny. "It's OK sweetie. You can play with yourself. Pull it out, and let us watch... while you watch us." Penny winks at Spence. "Umm... are you sure?" Spence asks nervously. "Yes sweetie... pull out that hard cock and jerk the fuck outta it. Who knows... if you do a good enough job... I might let you stick it in Kim's ass." Penny smacks and squeezes Kim's ass again. Kim looks at Penny with a confused look. "Excuse me." Kim says to Penny, wondering if she was serious. Penny winks at Kim, smiling, letting Kim know she's teasing Spence. Kim giggles and plays along. She shakes her magnificent backside of awesome at Spence. "You know Kim... we do need a male lead for your scene. You know, when you get captured by the bad guy, and he ass fucks you and films it... think you can handle that, Spence?" Penny teasingly asks my chubby, annoying nerdy ass cousin. He just nods, staring at my wife's ass shaking and popping in front of his beady eyes. "Let's see that cock sweetie. Get it nice and hard and maybe we can audition you for the part." Penny says, giggling, smacking Kim's ass rubbing all over that spectacularly spectacular vision of curvaceous, asstastic awesomeness. "I'm kinda thirsty... Maybe I'll suck your sweet cum out of Kim's ass... after you fuck it for three hours." Penny wiggles her eyebrows at Spence, blowing him a kiss and licking her wet, pink lips. Penny's really getting into the cock teasing with Spence. "Wha... Huh? Three hours? I don't think I can last that long... Ummmm." Spence stammers, half smiling, nervously holding his rock hard cock. He knows he can't last three hours. Penny ramps up the cock teasing. "What do you mean? We need you to last at least three hours, Spence. Don't let us down. I mean... you get to ass fuck Kim... and I'll suck your cum out of her ass. That's a pretty good incentive. Pretty please sweetie." Penny gives Spence a very sexy, pouty look. "I... I mean... I can try." Spence tells Penny. "Trying's not gonna be good enough." Penny looks at Kim ass, as she lowers Kim's tight shorts. Penny squeezes Kim's awesomely phat ass. "We're gonna have to make a deal." Penny walks around Kim, feeling all over her perfect body. Spence just stares... and jerks his cock. Penny stops, right in front of Kim. She winks at Kim again, once again showing Kim she's teasing. "Here's the deal. If you can't fuck Kim's ass for at least three hours... Then Fat Bastard (The Austin Powers Movies)... AND Braun (WWE Superstar Braun STROWMAN)... AND Horny (FORMER WWE Superstar Hornswoggle) ALL get to ass fuck you at the same time. Triple anal for you sweetie." Penny looks right at Kim and they both giggle, knowing how scared Spence is right then. "WHAT? I mean, c'mon. There's no way I could take that. No way!" Spence shakes his head and lowers it, depressed and defeated. "BUT... If you can last at least three hours sweetie... then you not only will get to fuck Kim's perfect, world famous ass... (Penny squeezes it, shaking Kim's ass for Spence)... AND you'll get me to suck your cum from her ass... AND... I'll let you fuck me everyday for a month... any way you want... AND you can cum in me... or on me... anywhere you want." Spence raises his head, his eyes widened. He thinks about it. "So... what's it gonna be?" Penny asks Spence, pouty look on that perfect face of hers. Penny pinches her rock hard, puffy, pink nipples through her thin, white tank top and rubs them, looking right at Spence, smiling sweetly... enjoying the ramped up teasing, very much. "Flash me." Spence demands... showing confidence. Penny is shocked by his brazen attitude. She decides to play along though. Penny slowly pulls up her tank top, exposes those gorgeously awesome, perky, 32C titties. She looks at Spence with a boss bitch look, putting the pressure on Spence. "I'll do it!" Spence says confidently. Kim looks at Penny, surprised. She was only going along with the teasing. She didn't intend to let Spence fuck her ass for any amount of time. Penny looks back at Kim, surprised as well. "You know... if you accept this challenge and fail... even by one minute... you'll get triple ass fucked by the others. You do realize that?" Penny tries to scare off Spence. "I know. I wanna fuck Kim's ass really bad though... yours too Penny. I wanna piss in them too. Both of yours." Spence says confidently. Penny and Kim look at each other. Kim decides to call me to straighten it out. Kim explains everything to me on the phone. My mama is sucking me off, while Oprah and Gianna make out. I'm higher than a motherfucker... and feeling so damn good, with my cock shoved down mama's very skilled throat. "Tell Penny that she's gotta take Spence's cock up her ass for three hours. Not you. It was her idea, so she's gotta put out. The stipulation about Spence getting triple anal if he fails still stands though. Your ass belongs to me and me only, so Penny's gotta pay out. I'll talk to you laterrrrrrrrrr... UHHHHHHHH!!" I let out a big groan, as I cum down mama's throat. She looks up at me lovingly, and swallow it all, smiling and massaging my cum pumping balls. I hang up on Kim and watch mama suck me clean. Gianna and Oprah come over and help lick and suck me dry. I start pissing on all three ladies faces. They take the piss facials with a very happy smile. I grin my ass off and keep pissing all over em. "What did he say? Penny asks Kim. "James said you have to take Spence's cock up your ass for three hours because you thought of it and you have to pay up. He said my ass is his and his only... sorry Spence." Kim gives Spence an oops smirk. "He also said the triple anal stipulation is still on... so you better last three hours Spence." Kim says smiling. Penny thinks about it... "Oh well... guess I got myself into this one. I was just teasing about all the fucking and cumming stuff, by the way Spence. Me and my big mouth." Penny giggles, shrugging her shoulders. She takes of her very short, pink and white shorts. Penny pulls off her white thong and throws it to Spence. "Something to remember me by." Penny laughs. She bends over my desk and smacks her perfectly shaped booty, smiling at Spence. "Well... Get it over here and start ass fucking sweetie. You got three hours to last, so you better be well rested." Penny wiggles her eyebrows. Kim smacks her ass and squeezes it, shaking it, like Penny did hers. "Before we start... Kim... get me that bottle of Jack Daniels. I think I'm gonna need it." Penny asks Kim. Kim grabs the bottle of whiskey from my bard and opens it, handing it to Penny, who chugs a mouthful down. Then chugs another mouthful. "WHEW... here you go." Penny says, handing the bottle back to Kim. She takes it and drinks some herself. Kim hands the bottle to Spence, who tries to chug it, but coughs. Penny and Kim laugh, and share some more, each drinking a mouthful. Spence pulls his pants and tank top off and spits on his shaft. Her rubs it in and walks up to Penny. "Just shove it in. I've already got a buzz GOINGGGGGG!!" Penny lurches forward, caught by surprise, as Spence roughly enters her spectacular ass. "Yeahhhhh... go get it Spence." Kim encourages him. She's a little tipsy from the Jack Daniels. Kim drinks some more and hands it to Penny. She grabs the bottle, as the desk shakes. Her eyes roll back, from the pleasure shooting through her tight ass. Penny chugs another mouthful of whiskey and puts the bottle down, getting into the rough ass fucking from Spence. "MMMMMMMM... YEAHHHHHHHH!! DAMN... You've got a nice cock Spence... UHHHHHHHH!!" Penny screams out, her eyes rolled back in sheer sexual pleasure. Penny holds the desk and gives Kim a slutty look, biting her lips, showing her Spence's sexual prowess. Spence squeezes Penny's awesome 32C titties through her white tank top, as he pummel Penny's tight, perfect, bootylicious booty with his rock hard and throbbing six, very thick inches. "SHITTTTTT... IT FEELS GOOD SWEETIE... UHHHHHHHHH!!" Penny grips the oak desk and squirts all over Spence. "You know Spence... you gotta last three hours. You probably should slow down. Don't wanna get too excited." Kim tells Spence. Kim takes a gulp of whiskey and hands the bottle to Spence. He shakes his head in agreement, wiping his sweaty brow, and drinks down a mouthful of whiskey... keeping it down... no coughing either. He stops fucking Penny, and watches her swollen pussy pump out the tasty pussy cum. Kim smiles at Penny and hands her the bottle of Jack. Penny tanks a big gulp and puts the bottle down, buzzed and moaning, squirting all over Spence. She takes a deep breath and they all three relax for a few. Spence's cock starts to shrivel inside Penny's ass, and slides out. "Oops. Looks like he lost his boner... but he didn't cum... so your ass is safe for now Spence." Kim tells him. She and Penny giggle, smiling, and they kiss each other. They both are buzzed. Spence stares and takes a deep breath, making sure not to cum. "Well... you got him all got and bothered Penny... so I'm guessing it's your responsibility to get him hard again." Penny tells Kim, giggling, feeling all over Penny's spectacularly amazing... and tight... body. Kim slaps Penny's ass, and pulls Penny away from the desk, and to her knees. "Suck it bitch!" Kim says, all tipsy, grabbing Spence's soft cock and shaking it at Penny. She pulls Penny's head to Spence's cock and fucks his duck with Penny's mouth, pushing and pulling her head on it. Kim licks her lips slowly, watching Penny suck on Spence's cock. She's turned on and buzzed... so she's horny as fuck. Penny gobbles up Spence's chunky cock, licking all around it, in her mouth, while she deepthroats it perfectly. Spence groans. Penny looks up at him, realizing if she makes him cum in her mouth, then Spence will get triple ass fucked. Penny smiles and sucks faster, her devious plan unleashed. Penny sucks Spence faster and faster, licking all over his plump head, in her mouth. His salty precum pouring out onto her tongue. "Mmmmmmmm... This is great. His precum is so yummy and his regular cum is even better... and I'll get to see him get three dicks in his ass... I love this." Penny says to herself. Kim stops Penny, knowing what she's up to. She pulls Penny's mouth off of Spence's precum oozing cock, and smiles at her, waving her finger. A huge glob of precum hangs off the flared open piss slit of Spence's now, rock hard again cock. Penny sticks out her tongue and lets the precum pool on there. She smiles back at Kim. Kim laughs and shakes her perfect, dark, shiny haired head. Penny swallow the orecum on her tongue, and blows a kiss at Kim. "Naughty girl. You almost caused Spence to lose the bet already. Shame on you." Kim laughs, looking at Penny. "Be careful Spence... Penny's a tricky slut. We wouldn't want you to lose already, poor thing." Kim says to Spence, tickling the sensitive underside of his rock had cock, with her beige fingernails. Spence groans. Penny and Kim giggle at each other, very much enjoying teasing Spence. IN NEW YORK CITY FILMING RACHAEL RAY AND ANNE BURRELL IN COOKING WITH COCK... MY best friend forever Chef Anne Burrell and my sexy fuck buddy Rachael Ray are bent over the table, nude, with white stripper pumps, getting railed in the pussy, from behind, by me, while Gianna films it all. I'm putting out a porno called COOKING WITH COCK. My two sexy cooking pals are sweetly letting me use and abuse their delicious pussies for the movie. I slap the fuck outta Chef Anne's thick, voluptuous... and very white... ass, as I drill my ten, super thick inches up her bald, beautiful... and oh so juicy... twat. Anne takes all ten thick with a beautiful smile. Rachael goes behind me and kneels down, spreading my cheeks. The naughty cook slides her very talented tongue up my ass, for some very enjoyable salad tossing. I close my eyes, loving Rachael's tongue up my ass. She so skillfully works her long tongue in my ass, licking me out. She masterfully massages my big, throbbing balls too. "Work my ass and balls whore." I look back at her and smile. My cock is so damn happy, thumping in and out of Anne's awesome, squirting pussy. I pull out and she wheels around, kneeling down, happily devouring my huge cock. Anne looks so fucking good sucking a cock. She bobs that gorgeous blonde haired head wildly on my cock monster. Rachael licks out my ass faster. I blast my jizz right into Anne's hard sucking mouth. She collects every damn, gooey drop. Anne's mouth is totally full. She opens her mouth and shows me the huge mouthful of thick cum and she swallow it all down, licking her sexy, lips glossed lips and smacks them, kissing my very thick cockhead. Rachael sucks my big ass balls for five minutes, from behind, while Anne sucks my cock. I grin and shake my head, loving it all. We end the shoot with me eating ice cream out of Anne's super phat... and tasty... ass, while she squats over my face, and Rachael rides my cock up her thick, curvy ass, looking right at me, smiling that sweet and beautiful Rachael Ray smile. I cum deep up Rachael's booty, then piss in it, as I rub Rachael's bright, white pumps. Anne laps it all up greedily, as I eat her soaked, extremely tasty pussy, til she squirts hard into my happy mouth, as I hold her stripper pumps by the heels. Anne has delicious pussy cum and I suck it all out, smiling the whole fucking way. BACK IN MY OFFICE... Spence and Penny are back to ass fucking, with Penny bent over the desk again, two hours into the bet. She rode his cock in her ass on my office sofa, desperately trying to get him to cum before the three hour time limit... but no luck. Spence is in unknown territory, never having lasted nearly this long before without cumming. He really, really wants to win... and avoid the triple anal punishment. "That's it Spence... only one hour to go." Kim says to him, half encouraging him, have teasing him. She smiles at Penny, knowing Penny is really enjoying her ass pounding. Kim plays with Penny's perky, hanging titties, squeezing them roughly, smacking her perfect ass as well. Penny and Kim finished off the bottle of Jack Daniels... and both are buzzed and horny. Penny squirts for the tenth time, as Spence slowly plows up her ass, spreading her cheeks, watching his really thick cock slide all the way up my wife's tight, luscious ass. Kim watches too, her pulsating, super hard nipples poking through her thin, tight mini dress. Kim decides to have a little fun herself. She's tired of Penny having all the ass pounding fun. Kim remembers what I said about her ass is mine and mine only, so she thinks of "other ways" to get herself off. "Here Penny... let me help you relax from all that yummy ass pounding Spence has been giving you." Kim says, then moves Penny away from the desk a little, and gets on the floor, between Penny's legs. Spence keeps fucking Penny's awesomely perfect, tight ass, slowly, banging hard against her cheeks, as his cock drills up her tingling all over booty. Kim starts sucking Penny's pussy, licking up her juices from all of her squirting. "OH MY FUCKING GOD... THAT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD GUYS. KEEP IT UPPPPPPPPP!!" Penny leans her head down to the desk and cums again, this time in Kim's sucking mouth. Kim licks out Penny's squirting pussy, lapping up every fucking drop of pussy cream, rubbing Penny's pussy, as she sucks it clean. When Kim rubs Penny's throbbing, cumming twat, her fingers brush against Spence's thick, ass banging cock and fat, hairy balls. Spence groans. Kim giggles into Penny's pussy. She tickles Spence's fat, hairy nuts, smiling, liking the size. "His balls have so much yummy cum in them. Mmmmm. " Kim says to herself. Kim's more turned on by the second. She knows Spence cums a lot. He's fucked several of my porn chicks... and Penny's sucked him off before too. Penny played Truth Or Dare drunk one night and... Spence had a great time... while we filmed it. Kim reaches over and softly squeezes Spence's hanging, jiggling balls, as he fucks Penny's ass faster, biting his bottom lip, enjoying the fuck outta this... then slower, when he feels close to cumming. Kim rubs them, as she keeps sucking Penny's squirt machine. She slowly wiggles her super talented tongue up Penny's pussy, lapping at every inch of Penny's gorgeous pink folds. "Can I stop for a second? I'm too close to cumming... and I definitely don't want three dicks up my ass. This is awesome by the way Penny." Spence wants to stop... but Penny reminds him that he has to fuck her ass for three hours straight... or lose. "Sorry sweetie. Three hours or you lose. Besides... it feels fucking great. Don't stop. I'm gonna squirt again." Penny tells him, smacking her awesome booty, encouraging Spence to continue with the ass plowing. "But I need to pee. I mean... you gotta at least give me time to go to the bathroom. Pleaseeee." Spence begs. Kim laughs... and comes up with a solution. "Well... just piss in Penny's ass Spence. That way your cock and relax and relieve some pressure... and tour cock will still be in Penny's ass, so you won't lose the bet." "Well, would you mind Penny? I really need to go... bad." Spence asks Penny, a look of utter urgency on his chubby, nerdy face. Penny just shakes her head and sighs. "Go ahead. Maybe it will cool down my ass too." Spence starts pissing in Penny's booty, his face contorted from the pressure feeling of having to piss so bad. It shoots out of her cock with tremendous force. "Ahhhhhhhh!!" Spence says, grinning, feeling so good. "Uhhhhhhhh. Mmmmmmmm." Penny is enjoying the warm urine injection into her well plowed ass. It soothes her ass. Penny loves the warm rush of pleasure flowing into her perfectly bootytacular ass. Kim giggles, eating Penny's super soaked... and super tasty... twat. Spence's piss splatters out of Penny's perfectly tight as, hitting his meaty, hairy balls and chubby legs. Kim massages his piss covered balls and licks Penny's swollen, and throbbing labia. Spence's balls fill Kim's right hand... each one. She's very much impressed with their size and weight. Kim feels his warm piss dribbling through her fingers. She feels so dirty and nasty... and horny. Kim moves her mouth away from Penny's delicious, clean shaven pussy and closely inspects Spence's huge, hairy, piss covered balls. She smells them. They smell funky. She softly rubs them. They are so heavy and warm. Kim sticks her tongue out, as Spence keeps pissing up Penny's ass and softly licks them, tasting them. A few drops of Spence's warm yellow piss drip down onto her tongue. Kim let's the taste sink into her taste buds. "Hmmmm... salty and warm. A little strong. Not bad." Kim says to herself. She's so turned in and feeling so naughty, Kim licks Spence's piss flavored balls again, collecting even more piss on her extremely talented tongue. She swallows. Kim loves drinking my piss, so she's used to the taste. Spence groans loudly, enjoying pissing in Penny's awesome ass... and loving Kim's tongue on his huge, hairy balls. Penny moans her slutty moans, as the piss rush up her ass is making her spectacularly perfect booty tingle so good. Kim starts sucking Spence's balls. One at a time, as she takes her clothes off. "Oh my God, Kim. That feels so good. Are you sure James won't get mad?" Spence asks Kim, grinning his goofy grin, in sexual heaven and loving every second. "Mmmmmmm. I love your balls Spence. They're so big and tasty. Don't worry... James said my ass is and his only. He didn't say anything about my mouth... and the rest of me." Kim softly chews on Spence's huge balls, sucking his piss off of them, drinking it down with a smile. Spence piss keeps splattering out of Penny's ass... and onto Kim's face. Kim smiles, as she takes the piss facial and sucks Spence's balls, alternating between them, as she rubs her perfectly perfect, pulsating, puffy pussy. "I think you better stop Kim, or I'm gonna cum. It feels so damn good." Spence tells her, wishing it could continue. "Good thinking Spence. Fuck Penny's ass, while you piss in it though... that's so hot." Kim says, smiling sexy. Spence waits a minute to calm down, and continues pissing up Penny's ass. He then starts fucking her ass again, as he pisses up it. He's at two hours and fifteen minutes. Spence carefully fucks Penny's ass, slowly, then faster, then harder... then slow again... making sure he doesn't cum. He's up to two and a half hours... Spence wants to cum so bad... but knows he can't. He bites his lips and groans so fucking loud. Spence makes it to two hours and forty five minutes. He's breathing heavy, very slowly fucking Penny's perfect phatilicious ass. "FUCKKKKKKK!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE WITH PLEASUREEEEEEEE!! FUCK MEEEEEEEE SWEETIEEEEEEEEE!!" Penny tells Spence, squirting again. Kim is behind Spence licking his chubby ass, smacking it. She reaches under and rubs Penny's cumming twat, softly biting Spence's ass. Spence is crying out in pleasure, so desperately trying not to cum!! Two hours and fifty eight minutes... two minutes left. "I GOTTA CUM!! PLEASE NOOOOOO... I'M SO CLOSE!! ARGH!!" Spence cries out. Kim squeezes his huge balls, helping Spence keep from cumming. He breathes easier and his cock starts to soften a little. HE'S GONNA MAKE IT... THREE FUCKING HOURS... SPENCE DID IT!!" "You made it Spence... now give Penny and I all that yummy cum you've been denying us all this time. Shoot it in Penny's ass... I'll suck it all out." Kim moves around to Spence's side, smacking his happy ass. Spence grins so big and pounds the fuck outta Penny's ass. "FUCKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHH!!" Penny screams out... squirting again. "HERE IT FUCKING CUMS GIRLS!!" Spence shouts out and CUMSSSSSSSSSSSS SO HARD UP PENNY'S BOOTY! His super happy cock pumps out his thick cream over and over into Penny's ass. Spence shakes and smiles. Kim laughs. Penny moans loudly. Spence over flows Penny's ass with his cum, it starts oozing out of her ass... and Kim starts sucking it down. She licks it all up and swallow it all, smacking her lips, licking them happily. "Oh my God, Spence. Your cum is so yummy. Give me some more." Kim jerks his drill cumming cock from Penny's full of cum ass and sucks it, deepthroating it, drinking down every thick drop of gooey cock cream. Spence just smiles, so happy to cum... and to not have three dicks up his ass. Once he stops, Kim sucks out all the cum from Penny's worn out, but still perfect ass, licking her anus, as she sucks out the jizz. "Damn good boy sweetie. That was awesome. You wore my ass out. I'll honor my promise too. You can fuck me every day for a month... and cum in me anywhere you want." Penny blows Spence a kiss and winks at him. "You can feed me more of this yummy cum everyday for a month too Spence." Kim says, licking Spence's piss slit clean. Spence smiles so big... They didn't film the movie. Oops. Oh well. Fucking is fun, filmed or not. I got back home. Spence did film a movie later on. Gloryhole Goddess. It stars my wife, Japanese porn queen Hitomi Tanaka. She sucks off ten cocks at a gloryhole blowbang. Even Spence got in on the action, after the movie was filmed. Hitomi blew him on the way home. Spence pulled over and enjoyed Hitomi's awesomely blowtastic mouth all over his cock. I filme a movie with my close fuck buddies Jenny Aniston, Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow called Friends Fucking Friends. I fucked all three in all their slutty holes, in character from Friends. I played the new horny neighbor... and they played my horny hoes. I pimped em out in the movie too. I let the Gunther character finally fuck Rachael (Jennifer). He paid me $2500 in the movie to fuck her ass. It was a bargain. Ha. Mama and Oprah filmed a couple of movies for me too. Everyone helps out. It's my life. I'm a sex fiend. I'm also... The King Of Porn. 03: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/02/2019  The King of Sleaze "Babe, do you think my tits have gotten smaller?" Looking at my babe, former pornstar turned comedienne, Alia Janine and those huge 34G natural cans of hers. "Fuck no!" "Mmmmmm, you love my big titties, don't you honey?" I pulled her bikini top down and sucked her right tit like a hungry Pervert searching for milk... Yeah, like me. I kissed her huge titty and then her fucking, sexy ass red lips. "Of course babe... it's why you're my girlfriend... that and the fucking." I winked at her and kissed those cherry red lips, molesting her tongue with mine. I pulled her on top of me and squeezed her hot ass. Alia is more than just perfect titties. She has a gorgeous ass and she's tall, so those long legs attract my attention as well. I smacked that sweet ass, squeezing it hard. "Mmmmmm, I love your hands James. Fuck, you turn me on. You make me wanna cum, just looking at your sexy ass. Ha ha ha." "Good...cause I'm gonna fuck this ass in about two minutes." "Ha. Mmmmmm. Give it to me daddy." Exactly two minutes later my huge cock was wedged up Alia's sweet ass while she rode me, leaning over so I could suckle on those mega tits of hers. Alia bounced on my manmeat, moaning and squirting away. My crotch was covered in her pussy nectar after five Big O's. I sucked those huge titties as they hung down in my face. I worked her nipples with my tongue as I sucked them. "Mmmmmmmm, FUCK MY ASS DADDYYYYYYY!!" I smacked Alia's beautiful ass, squeezed it and ass slammed my cock up Alia's sweet, well toned booty like a horny ass jackhammer. My cock flew in her ass, those 34G tits jiggling madly in my face, as I sucked them ravenously. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Alia squirted hard again, covering my crotch again with her pussy nut and I blew my load up her ass at the same fucking time. I pumped her ass full of cream, wave after wave, up her ass. We kissed and I roughly groped those giant funbags. We showered and got dressed. Alia had a set at the Gotham Comedy Club. I was driving her over. We could walk, but why walk when you have a fucking Ferrari. We got in the car and lit a blunt. Alia took a big toke and passed it to me. I smoked... It relaxes me in this fucking NYC traffic. I passed back to my babe. She wore a sexy ass, tight, black, The Clash tee shirt and hip hugger jeans... No panties... My woman knows how to turn me on. She had on a Yankees hat... once again... I'm a lifelong Yankees fan, so... she knows how to keep me happy. Her curly black hair and sexy ass makeup had me staring at her, at the stoplights. She reached over and rubbed my Thunder Dick through my thin, white sweatpants. She took a big toke and kissed me, sharing the smoke with me, while we kissed. We got to the club and I parked. We kissed for a couple of minutes... Some sweet ass titty groping too. She pulled my cock out and went to town on it, blowing me so motherfucking good. Those red lips, tightly gripping my shaft, her lipstick covering my cock. Her head bobbed hard on my meat. I smoked and played with her left tit while my girl gobbled down my dick. She rubbed my big ass balls, licking and drooling on my shaft, sucking greedily on my cock. Her head flew on my shaft for five more minutes, then I cum dumped that beautiful, talented mouth with my jizz. Alia swallowed every fucking drop as always. Fuck, I love her blowjob's. Alia moaned so sexy, gobbling my cock and jizz. "Mmmmmmmm. I fucking love your cum James. Best drink ever. This fucking gorgeous cock makes me wet." She rubbed her pussy, through her jeans, moaning loud. Alia came in her pants. She licked my cock head and kissed it. "FUCKKKKKK!!" She smacked her beautiful lips and bit her bottom lip, riding out her orgasm. I stuck my hand in her pants and rubbed her wet pussy. I pulled it out and licked her juices off of it, looking right at her. She blew me a kiss, smiling so fucking big. "Sexiest man ever." Alia makes me smile... sexy fucking, hot bitch. We hugged and she got out. She leaned in the window, "you gonna be here for my set?" "Of course. I'm gonna hit the bar down the street and be back for your set. You said 10:30 didn't you?" "Yeah. That's what they said. See you then handsome." "Oh hell yeah, hottie." Alia smiled and blew me another kiss. She went in the club and I headed to the bar. Cool bar, always some good pussy in there and a laid back vibe. Always somebody selling or looking for someone selling. Easy to move some weed in there... Other stuff too. The owner knows me from my porn movies, so he likes having me around. I was sitting at the bar with a pint of Guinness, when two women walked over. A mother/daughter tag team. The mom was Dana... The daughter was Lisa. The mom looked just like Anna Nicole Smith... the hot Anna Nicole Smith, from the early to mid 90's...the daughter was hotter though. She was shorter, but better looking. Way too good looking to be bar cock hopping. Both were blondes. Dana looked late thirties. Lisa was like, twenty one. "Are you James... the porn king?" "Yep." "Oh my God... My daughter and I thought you were. I'm Dana... this is my daughter Lisa." "Hey there ladies." "Can we have your autograph... and maybe a picture?" "Sure." Lisa handed me a piece of paper for both and a pen. I signed both for them. Dana leaned in and asked, "Will you sign my tits? I wanna get your autograph tattooed on them." I smiled. I signed her left tit. She had to be an H cup. She was bigger than Alia. "Thank you so much. I think you're the hottest guy I've ever seen. I wish we could do a movie with you. Both of us at the same time." I smiled again. We took a couple of pictures. Dana rubbed my cock. "Oh my God... it's so big. I've gotta have that in my ass. Pleaseeeeeeee." The bartender smiled and laughed. He can't believe how many women throw themselves at me. Lisa walked up to me and rubbed my white tank top and kissed my neck. It was looking more and more likely that I would be fucking a mother/daughter duo in the bathroom. We indeed ended up in the bathroom. Dana and Lisa ended up on their knees double sucking my cock. Dana rubbed those massive jugs on my cock and balls. Lisa sucked my balls. I tit fucked Dana... and Lisa... she was a DD cup. I pumped my first load of jizz down Dana's throat. She moaned and swallowed most of it. She handed my cock to her daughter and Lisa sucked the rest down. I fucked both from behind, while they looked in the mirror. Their huge tits flopped wildly while I pussy slammed them, alternating between them. I put a condom on and ass thumped them both, as they screamed loud in orgasmic delight, squirting twice apiece. Dana kneeled down and sucked her daughter clean. "Piss in her fucking mouth." Lisa looked back at me while I fucked her ass, not knowing if I was being serious. "Piss in her fucking slut mouth!" She finally did. Dana drank down her daughter's piss as I destroyed her daughter's ass. She has a boyfriend... Good luck following me in her ass dude. Lisa moaned so fucking loud, squirting two more times. I pulled the condom off and Lisa joined her mom on her knees. I cum blasted their open, hungry mouths. They both sucked my jizz down, kissing, sharing it, swallowing it down. I pissed on Dana's face. She loved it, lapping at my piss with her slutty tongue. Lisa put her mouth on my cock and sucked down my piss. They took turns swallowing my warm piss, gargling it and chugging it down. Two sexy fucking whores... and a mother/daughter whore team too. They bought some weed off of me and gave me their numbers. I ended up pimpin' them... when they found out I was a part time pimp. I went back out to the bar and drank another Guinness, then I headed back to the comedy club. I dig the manager's girlfriend. We fuck from time to time. I pimp her too. The manager has no clue. I did a couple of lines out of her pussy... I invented it... Alia loves it. The manager's hot blonde girlfriend blew me, after I fucked her bald pussy, like only I can. I watched my cock slowly drive up that sweet cunt, stretching it wide... Then pound it mercilessly, pummeling her juicy snatch... Then slowly, in and out, over and over. Then insanely fast, flying at hyper speed, up that soaking wet cunt. She screamed in ecstasy... So damn loud, she had to cover her mouth so her guy didn't hear her. That was so fucking hot, banging her when her guy was so close. She loved it too. She came eight times, shooting her pussy nectar all over my cock and the floor. She blew me fast, that blonde pigtailed head flying up and down my famous cock, her sexy, pink lip glossed lips so tightly wrapped around my thick, meaty shaft. I held her head and cum dumped my huge load in that sexy ass mouth. She sucked out and sucked down, every motherfucking drop of jizz I had in me. That bitch is a cum whore and she craves mine. She smiled up at me, so sweet and sexy, while she gobbled down my load. She kissed my cock. "Thanks baby. I needed that so fucking bad. I need you so fucking bad. Let me know if you and Alia don't work out." She's sweet. I gave her some blow. I usually don't give that away... But I like her and she's a great fuck. I went in and watched Alia's set. I laughed loud and made sure she got a good reaction from the crowd. After the show we went out to eat. I watched my girl eat... I love watching her do anything. She fucking turns me on. An old friend walked over to our table. Erin Andrews was in town. She's always horny for me... and the fact she's married, makes her even sexier to me. "Hey there handsome... hey Alia." Erin sat down, looking so fucking hot. She wore a skin tight, Florida Gators, light blue tee shirt... no bra and skin tight, white, Capri pants and white heels. Her long, thick blonde hair was in a ponytail. She had on my favorite... hot pink lip gloss. What a fucking sexy woman. "Long time no see, Mr King Of Porn." Erin got right down to business, rubbing my cock through my thin, white with double red stripes, sweatpants. "Mmmmmmmm, always hard." "Great to see you again Erin." I matched her by reaching over and rubbing her pussy through her pants. She wasn't wearing panties. Erin shook her eyebrows at me, smiling so sexy. Alia ate and smiled too. She loves watching me with other women... Another reason I'm with her. "Hubby's not with me... so I'm all yours, while I'm in town." Erin squeezed my cock softly. Erin ordered a salad... then she pulled my cock out and slowly jerked it, under the table. She talked with Alia while she stroked my cock. I closed my eyes and enjoyed every fucking second. Her beautiful hands and pink fingernails worked softly and slowly up and down my throbbing shaft. It felt so good. Erin didn't even look at me. She talked to Alia and stroked me under the table. She sped up... Her hand moving rapidly on my dick... she worked even faster. My thick cock jumped in her hands. Erin finally looked at me. She put her thumb over my piss slit and squeezed my cock, not wanting me to cum yet. She held my cock still. Then she slowly stroked my cock. Her hand was filled with my thick cock. Erin jerked me faster... and faster... and faster... Then she stopped. She held my cock tight, her thumb pushing down on my piss slit. Once again preventing me from cumming. I closed my eyes and groaned. Erin smiled and giggled. She was enjoying teasing me and my cock. Erin started back stroking my cock slowly, squeezing as she jerked it. Then faster. Her salad came. She thanked the waitress while she jerked my cock faster. She tasted her salad. "Needs some dressing." Erin jerked my cock with blazing, cum hungry speed. I grunted and she put her salad under the table, in front of my cock. I blasted it with my cream. "SHITTTTTTTTT!! I said, looking at the table. Erin jerked my load out onto her salad. She made sure to get every fucking drop. Erin pulled her cum covered salad back onto the table. "Yummy." She left my cock out, looked around and quickly bent over, under the table and sucked my cock clean. Fuck... I love my fucking life. She came back up and looked at her salad. She smiled at me and mixed the salad and cum together. She ate it slowly, licking her lips after every bite. That's was so fucking sexy. "Want some Alia?" Erin asked my girl. "Yes, of course." Erin gave Alia a mouthful of her cum covered salad and Alia ate it, looking at me, blowing me a kiss. I was so fucking turned on. Erin and Alia ate the salad with my cum dressing, looking at me, smiling so devilishly sexy. After they finished, I hurried and paid the waitor. We went home and I fucked both of them fucking silly. I fucked Erin doggy style, while she ate Alia's delicious pussy. I pissed in her cunt as she came. Erin went nuts, loving it, begging me to do it again. I fucked her relentlessly hard til she came again and I pissed again in her cunt. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!! I FUCKING LOVE IT JAMESSSSSSSSSSS!!" Erin turned around and sucked my cock clean. I fucked Alia, reverse cowgirl, in the ass, squeezing those 34G funbags, while Erin ate her pussy again. Alia came in Erin's mouth then pissed in it. She pulled my cock out of Alia's ass and sucked my load out, swallowing it down. She took my huge cock down her throat, gagging slightly, drooling all over my crotch. I pissed right down her fucking throat. She smiled at me, opening her throat wide and swallowing every warm drop of piss I shot down her throat. I did blow... off of both women's tits. Erin did it for the first time... Off of my cock. Alia showed her how. I called my dear friend Kathie Lee Gifford, who was in the city, to come over. She did and joined the depravity. "Get me pregnant James. All those other chicks pay you to knock them up, so I want it too. I'll pay you babe." Erin begged me. I told her to keep her money, I'd do it for free. I put her long legs on my shoulders, slammed my huge cock up her well fucked pussy and went at it. Kathie Lee and Alia sucked her tits as I pummeled her super wet cunt. My cock wrecked that pussy, stretching it so wide, thumping it ridiculously hard and blazing fucking fast. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... GET ME PREGNANTTTTTTTT!!" Erin screamed out, squirting hard. I pussy thumped her through five more orgasms. I held out as long as I could and finally I blasted my load up that cunt, pushing in all the way, my throbbing, monster cock blasting huge wave after huge fucking wave of jizz up Erin Andrews' perfect, bald pussy. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. . I LOVE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT... I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU JAMESSSSSSS!!" I smiled and pumped her pussy full, overflowing it. Kathie Lee leaned down and sucked up the jizz that oozed out. She massaged my balls so fucking good too. I sucked the milk out of Kathie Lee's mature 34D tits for an hour, alternating tits... Erin and Alia both sucked a load out of me while I did. Kathie Lee wrapped those amazing, natural milf titties around my happy ass cock and I pounded her mature cans mercilessly for 30 minutes. She sucked my head so fucking good. We all smoked a blunt while I tit fucked Kathie Lee. I cum blasted her beautiful face, while she smoked the blunt. Damn, that was hot. Alia licked her face clean, while Erin finished the blunt. We all took some X and fucked some more. I ass fucked Kathie Lee, while Alia pounded Erin's ass with a strap on. I jizzed up Kathie Lee's mature, well toned ass and Erin sucked it out...and sucked me clean. Alia filmed me pissing all over Kathie Lee... her entire body, from head to toe. Erin licked her body clean, while I pissed all over her. Erin filmed me getting Alia pregnant. She rode me for an hour. I sucked her perfect, 34G tits the whole time. She coaxed out my biggest load of the night. I shoved all the fucking way up that perfect, bald pussy and my cock blasted my massive load out. Alia and I kissed. She was so happy that I got her pregnant. I even knocked up Kathie Lee. She may be in her sixties, but after an hour of her riding me and me sucking that tasty milk out of her gorgeous, milf tits, I got her pregnant too. Three in one night. It was a helluva night. I found out later that I knocked up the manager's girlfriend at the club. So it was four in one night... Even better. A sleazy ass fuckfest if there ever was one. Hey, I'm... The King Of Sleaze. 03: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/02/2019  The King of Friends This is a TV show fuck parody... Odds are it isn't real. This is something different... It's a combo fuck parody of two popular TV shows, King Of Queens and Friends... It takes place in 2005, after Friends went off the air, but while King Of Queens was still on... I play my alter ego, James, the pornstar... I'm friends with Joey and I move into Monica and Chandler's old apartment across from his... I'm also friends with Spence, Carrie and Kelly from King Of Queens, so I connect the two casts together through my friendship with them... I hope it comes out cool and it will of course be freaky... Enjoy Lower Westside Manhattan, New York 2005 "Yeah Rachel, Joey is on a date. What did you want?" "I needed to ask him if he would go with Ross to some dinosaur exhibit in a few days. Ross wanted me to go, but I made up some excuse to get out of it. I just couldn't sit there and listen to dinosaur talk for three hours. I would go insane. I love Ross, but I just can't do it. I JUST CAN'T!" "OK OK, calm down." I laughed. "I'm sorry James, I didn't mean to yell at you. It's just I can't listen to that stuff, it bores me to tears. Your the King of Porn, so I could listen to you talk about porn or just sex in general. NOT DINOSAURS! I'm sorry, there I go again. So what's up with you, Mr Porn King?" Rachel sat next to me on my sofa, looking so gorgeous. A tight red mind rests and red high heels. Her makeup was of professional quality, dark red eyeliner perfectly applied. Beautiful clear lip gloss, giving her lips a wet, sensual look. Her long, dark blonde hair flowed past her shoulders. She's a very beautiful woman. "Just living life, making a few bucks making smut." I smiled and winked at her. She crossed her long, tan legs slowly. She faced me, her head resting on her arm, looking at me, smiling such a beautiful smile. Rachel. And I hit it off immediately when I first met her. Joey introduced us and the chemistry was evident. She's married to Ross, but you could feel the strong sexual vibe between us, when we were in the same room. "Well, from what I hear, you make a lot more than a few bucks. I heard you bought a Ferrari. So when are you gonna take me for a ride?... In the car, I mean." She gave me her sexiest smile and softly smacked my hand, flirting with me. "Yeah, I know what you meant. Anytime you want. You can drive it if you want... If you ask nicely. You know how to handle a stick don't you?" The vibe was in full effect. "Of course I know how to handle a stick... Just ask Ross." She laughed. She's way too hot for Ross. This chick should be in movies for sure. Mainstream or porn. I took her downstairs and went to the parking garage across the street. I park my car there, definitely wasn't gonna park a Ferrari on the street. We got in my car. I let her drive. I was hoping I wouldn't regret that decision. I didn't. She got it out of the parking garage and she actually did really well. Rachel looked so fucking sexy driving that hot sports car. I had to hook up with her, she was too hot not to. "Thank you for letting me drive your Ferrari James. I'll have to make sure to thank you properly." She winked at me, as we stopped at a light. The power of that engine with her long, beautiful legs revving it was awesome. A very sexy woman driving a very hot car is a treasure to behold. It's a black Ferrari with creme interior. Her dress and sheer beauty really popped with that interior. My cock was getting hard. We drove back to the garage and she parked it with no problems at all. We sat in the car and chatted. "Please don't tell Ross this, but sometimes I wonder if I married the wrong person. I mean I love him and we have a long history together and everything, but he's just a different type of person than me. Someone like you, James, is more like me, but you weren't around, so I married ol' Ross." She laughed and smiled at me. She's a sweet chick and I was flattered. I had heard she and Ross go back to high school, so I understand having that emotional connection, but I also understand needing the right person to satisfy your needs and urges. Rachel is a hot party chick, but Ross is a teacher and paleontologist, so they are on different wavelengths socially and sexually. "You're sweet Rachel." I put my hand on hers. "Sweet and oh so beautiful." I looked deep into her eyes and softly caressed her hand. Rachel looked back at me. You could feel the sexual tension. She wanted me and I wanted her. But... "I... I need to... to go James." Shaking her head, coming out of her daze. "But thank you for letting me drive your stick... I mean your car... your car. Thank you for letting me drive your car. It's beautiful." She smiled a beautiful smile at me and rubbed my hand again. She and I both knew what our future held. She just needed time. Rachel leaned in and softly kissed my cheek, holding her smooth, very beautiful face against mine. Our warmth exuded from our faces, I softly kissed her cheek also, humming lightly. I could feel her tremble. Our time would come. She and I both knew it. We got out of the car and went back to my apartment. Joey got home early. He came over to tell me about his date, so Rachel asked him about Ross' dinosaur thing. Joey didn't wanna go. "Come on Joey, pleaseeeeeee. I don't wanna go. I wanna hang out here with James." Rachel winked at me. "Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee." "Show me your boobs." Joey wanted something in return, but got no boobs. "What? NO! I'M NOT SHOWING YOU MY BOOBS!" Rachel laid down the law and Joey walked out in a huff. She shook her head and looked at me. "Don't tell Joey." Rachel pulled her absolutely gorgeous, small, but perky breasts, out of her dress and bra and flashed me. She shook them for me and smiled. Rachel quickly put them away. I smiled. She's got great, freaking tits. "That's for letting me drive your Ferrari. Thanks again." "You're certainly welcome Rachel. What do I get if I let you drive me out to Queens tomorrow to see my friends out there?" I asked inquisitively. "I guess you'll just have to wait and find out. Looks like I'm going to Queens tomorrow... and I'm driving a freaking Ferrari too. YAY!" She was excited. To be honest, so was I. I wanted to see my friend Carrie. She's a hottie too and I haven't had that pussy in awhile, so my cock was anxious as well. It tented out my shorts thinking about her. Rachel noticed. She reached over and patted it. "Looks like you're pretty excited about going to Queens yourself mister. Save it for tomorrow. You'll need your energy... For the trip." She said, leaning over to me and hugging me. She winked. We had a couple of beers and Rachel then got up to leave. I told her to meet me here at 1 pm to go to Queens and Rachel agreed. She hugged me again. She smelled so fucking good. She kissed my cheek again, smiled big and went home. Another friend Phoebe came over. She was half drunk. She and her husband Mike had a fight, so she asked me if she could stay at my place for the night. I told her, of course and let her in. She flopped down on my comfy couch and patted it, for me to sit beside her. I do like hot drunk chicks, so I joined her. "You know James. Don't ever get married. It's a bitch." She was very tipsy, but also very sexy. I just nodded and looked her over. My cock definitely liked what it saw. She wore a tight white turtleneck top and tight black pants, with black high heel boots. She has beautiful long blonde straight hair too. Very nice hair. She kept smirking at me and winking. She was drunk and horny... The best kind of drunk chick. She took my hands and put them right on her great tits. I squeezed them through her top. Great tits. They are C cups and nicely formed, perky with nice, thick nipples. They poked through her top and bra. I played with her tits, as she moaned loudly. She looked right at me and pulled my shorts off. I wasn't wean a shirt. She rubbed my chest and down to my hard cock. I cupped and groped those great tits, pinching her thick nipples, through her top and bra. She smiled and leaned over, licking my plump cock head. She went to town on it. She licked every inch repeatedly. Phoebe turn her sexy head to me and smiled, as she chewed on my head... fuck, that turns me on. She sucked it so good, licking all around my cock head, sucking it hungrily, her cheeks curving in as she sucked. I put my hand on her head and pushed her head further down on my rock hard cock. She moaned happily around it, as her sexy, pink lip gloss smeared all over my shaft. She sucked me deep, gagging slightly, but she got most of my cock down her throat. I pumped into her throat, fucking it. It stretched out around my cock, moving up and down as my big cock forced its way in and out. She tickled my big balls and rubbed them so soft. She massaged them perfectly. I blasted my jizz down her throat. Phoebe just opened her throat wide and let my jizz pump down into her stomach, moaning the whole time, her tongue licking my shaft, as it pumped my cream down her throat. She sucked me clean and kissed my cock. She climbed into my lap, facing me, and slid my still hard cock up her sweet, wet, bald pussy. She bounced on it, as I took her top and bra off. I licked all over her gorgeous C cups and softly bit them. "Mmmmmmmmmmm, I love your cock and your mouth James... Fuck me daddy!!" I slapped her ass and squeezed it, illiciting a sexy moan from Phoebe. I fucked up into her soaking wet pussy, as she came hard, squirming her pussy nut all over my cock. I slapped that sexy ass again and squeezed it some more, fucking her intensely. My cock drilling up her sweet pussy deep. I bit her nipples, licking them quickly and sucked them hungrily. She has beautiful nipples, thick and hard, very suckable. I sucked them so damn hard, pulling them with my teeth and licking the tips rapidly in my mouth. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK!! FUCK THAT PUSSY DADDY!! SUCK THOSE TITTIES HARD DADDY!!" Phoebe slammed her soaking wet pussy down hard on my thrusting cock. Her ass pummeling my thighs. She screamed in ecstasy and squirted all over my cock again. I picked her off of my cock and held her up, watching her pussy pump out the pussy ream all over my lap. I pulled her pussy to my mouth and ate her out ravenously. I shoved my freaky tongue up that squirting snatch, as far as it could go and licked her blazing fast. Her cream coated my tongue. I lapped it up happily. I rolled my fucking tongue side to side quickly, licking fast as I went. "IM CUMMING AGAIN DADDYYYYYYYY!!" Phoebe squirted all over my licking tongue. I swallowed it all, kissed her pussy and slammed it back down on my rock hard fucking cock. She screamed loud. I could hear Joey outside the door giggling. I slapped that great ass, squeezed it hard and railed that cunt with awesome pussy thumpin' power. Phoebe squirted again, it leaked out around my cock. I sucked her tits so damn hard, I left mouth prints on her tits. I came hard up her cunt. I cum blasted her pussy, filling it with my jizz. Phoebe moaned, flinging her long blonde hair wildly, as she rode out my orgasm and hers. She pinched my nipples hard and growled at me, so full of raw animal lust... And some liquor... She leaned in and kissed me as I finished pumping my jizz into her. I slapped her fucking ass again and shook it. She moaned loud into my mouth, as we kissed. We kissed for a few minutes. "Thank you daddy. I needed that bad." Phoebe smiled and kissed me again. She fell asleep in my arms. I held her for a minute, kissed her cheek and laid her on the couch. I put a blanket over her and went to bed. I got up a few hours later and Phoebe was already up making breakfast. "Hey there sleepy head. I think you fucked the hangover out of me. I don't have one at all. Come and eat daddy." She smiled a super sexy smile at me. She loves calling me daddy... and I love her doing it. I fucking love fucking over dude's women. It's a huge turn. Her being married, makes her even sexier. All she had on was a white apron a chef friend gave me. Damn, she looked hot. I ate the bacon and pancakes. Normally, I would be eating with Joey, but I locked the door because of Phoebe. "Hey James, let me in. I smell pancakes. C'mon, pleaseeeeeee." Joey begged. Phoebe and I laughed. "He can't let you in Joey... I'm nude and I'm gonna suck his cock." Phoebe winked at me. I thought she was kidding but...A few seconds later she was on her knees with my cock in her mouth. She moaned and sucked it so fucking good. Phoebe knows her way around a cock. "C'mon guys, let me watch... And eat." Joey kept begging. I laughed and Phoebe smiled around my cock. She sucked me quickly, massaging my big balls and smoking her mouth up and down on my cock with Ferrari speed. Her long blonde hair flung wildly as she sucked my throbbing meat stick. Her mouth suctioned out the cum quickly. "C'mon guys... Pleaseeeeeee, I'm hungry...and I wanna watch. C'mon." "Hold on dude, almost done... Eating." I winked at Phoebe. She smiled back, around my now cumming cock. I filled her sucking mouth with my cream. She moaned, as she swallowed it all down. She mumbled, "I love it." Around my spurting cock. She sucked me totally dry, kissed my well pleased cock and put it away. She got up, grabbed her clothes and took them into the bathroom to get dressed, so Joey could come in. I unlocked the door and let him in. "I knew it... no blowjob. You guys teased me. Hey, pancakes. YUM!" He sat down and ate some pancakes. I sat down too and finished eating. Smiling, yeah, we were teasing him alright. Just didn't let him watch Phoebe suck my cock. He didn't have to know she actually did. Phoebe and I have fooled around before. Joey has seen us making out, but he's never seen the good stuff. That's his punishment for always wanting to come over. Phoebe came back. "Morning Joey. You finally got your pancakes I see." Phoebe looked at me and walked behind Joey. She licked out her tongue at me and blew me a kiss. She looked beautiful. "Yes, I'm so happy. Too bad I missed the blowjob." He winked at me, not knowing Phoebe actually did suck my cock. He's not the smartest guy in the world. "Yeah, too bad. His jizz is the best too. It's the perfect protein shake." Phoebe winked and smiled at me, as Joey laughed. He thought everything she said was just a tease, little did he know, that she was just telling him exactly what went on. Word for word too. "Yeah I just knelt down and sucked him off, wearing just an apron. It was so much fun." "Yeah, I bet. He doesn't even own an apron." Phoebe picked up my apron off of the table, right in front of him and put it away. Like I said... he's not the smartest guy in the world. "Ok Joey, I guess you're right." Phoebe and I both shook our heads. She hugged me and kissed me on the lips. "See you later daddy. Bye Joey." Phoebe winked at me and left. My phone rang, it was Rachel. She told me she was outside. I told her I'd be down in a minute. I put a shirt on and told Joey, Rachel was driving me to Queens and I'd be back later. "In the Ferrari? You never let me drive that." "And I'm not going to either... You can't drive dude." "What, I'm a great driver." "Dude, the only thing you can drive, is me crazy." "Oh man, C'mon. Pleaseeeeeee. I'm Italian." "I don't care if your last name's Ferrari... You're not driving mine." He left, dejected. I locked up and went downstairs to meet Rachel. We got in my Ferrari and headed out to Queens. Yes, I let her drive. She was so fucking excited. She was so fucking hot too. She had on a tight, white button down shirt, no bra, a short jean mini skirt and white and blue sneakers. Her long dark blonde hair was in braided pigtails. She also had on a white and blue trucker hat. Rachel was a fuck dream cum true. So damn beautiful. I spent the whole trip trying not to pop out of my sweatpants. She noticed my uncomfortable situation. "Hard trip huh?" Rachel winked at me. "Yeah, a lot of hot ass scenery on this route. Never noticed it before." "Oh yeah, well maybe it will get hotter. Guess I should try and cool off." Rachel unbuttoned her shirt down to her waist and opened it, exposing about 90% of her beautiful tits. She didn't say a word, just smiled as she drove. I was digging her, big fucking time. "Yeah, good idea." I surprised her by pulling, my now rock hard cock, out. Her eyes widened. I was testing her limits. I found them. I could tell she was getting uncomfortable. She enjoyed teasing me sexually, but she wasn't really ready for me to go hard. I just looked away, to kinda diffuse the situation. I left my cock out, but didn't look at her. I let her control how fast we went... sexually... the Ferrari was already speeding over the Queensboro Bridge. She shook her head, to clear it and she let off the gas a little. I finally looked back over at her and cooled her down a little. "I'm sorry Rachel. I didn't mean to go too fast for you. You just look so damn gorgeous and those perfect tits of yours got me really excited, but I'm sorry." She liked my charm. Rachel smiled, leaned back in the seat and opened her top all the way, exposing her amazing tits. Sometimes all it takes is just a little bit of sweet talk and letting the woman take control. It works fellas. She reached over and stroked my cock, as we waited in a traffic jam... a bridge specialty. Rachel stroked my cock slowly, her sexy hand rubbing my throbbing cock and jerking it perfectly. She leaned over quickly and sucked about half of my cock in. I sat back and enjoyed it. She wrapped those gorgeous lips around my shaft and worked her sexy tongue all over it. The perfect tag team of oral gratification. This was one time I was very happy for a traffic jam. She sucked me voraciously, attacking my manmeat aggressively. She worked her head up and down my shaft so blazing fast. I put my hand on her head and hat and pushed it down further on my cock. "Open your throat baby. Trust me. I wanna shove it all in." Rachel obeyed and opened her throat as wide as she could. I gently worked every inch of my cock down her throat. She gagged, but kept going. I pulled her mouth off of my cock to let her relax, her saliva oozed down onto my cock, then pushed her head back down on my shaft, all the way. She took it all in. She smiled, happy at her accomplishment. She rubbed my balls and quickly deepthroated my cock, all the way down, then up and back down again, her cheeks bulging out. I grunted and came in her mouth. She swallowed some and then I pushed all the way back down her throat again and finished cumming in there. She gagged slightly, but swallowed it all down. She made happy sucking noises and moaned so sexually enticing, as she swallowed my load. The traffic started moving and she got up, licking her lips and smacking them, smiling and shaking her eyebrows at me. "That was delicious James. Thank you for understanding me." I leaned over and kissed her cheek, playing with her gorgeous tits. "Thanks for being so fucking hot." "You're welcome handsome. Please don't tell Ross though. He would flip out. He begs me to blow him all the time, but he just doesn't understand me or how to get it. You, on the other hand..." Rachel laughed and blew me a kiss. I called a friend and part time cameraman of mine, Spence Ulchin, who lives in Queens and told him to meet me at my friend, Carrie's house. Spence is friends with Carrie's husband, Doug. I met him a couple of years earlier at a Star Wars convention... Yes, I'm a Star Wars fan. A Star Wars fan, that's the King Of Porn and that gets a whole lot of pussy, so I destroy that myth. Carrie is a hottie that I've fooled around with quite a bit. She's been in a few of my "private" movies. She's not ready to break it to her husband that she loves getting assfucked on camera, especially since he's never fucked her ass at all. Rachel and I got to Carrie's house. She stopped me from getting out of the car and kissed my cheek, hugging me, her arms around my neck. She didn't say a word. She didn't have to. I hugged her back. She and I had connected emotionally... as well as sexually... I looked her in the eyes and smiled. I kissed her. She was hooked... and so was I. We went in and I introduced Rachel to Carrie. "Awwww, you two make such a cute couple." "Thanks Carrie, but Rachel's married." "Oops. Sorry, but you two do look great together." Carrie was sweet. I looked over at Rachel... She and I do look great together. "So Mr Handsome, how you been babe?" "Been cool babe, how you been? Still livin' the married life I see." "Yeah, don't get me started on him. Doug is nice and I love him... but, he's a giant pain in the ass. Not the fun kind, like you, either." We laughed. We chatted for a few minutes. Carrie was alone. Doug was at work and her father, Arthur, who lives with them, was out. Spence finally showed up. He apologized for being late. He got caught up on the subway. We went upstairs to Carrie's bedroom and got down to business. Spence filmed me fucking Carrie... and Rachel. Actually it was Rachel riding me while Carrie strapon fucked her in the ass. Carrie had called her friends Kelly and Holly over to join in. They both came over and threw their clothes off. We fucked our brains out. Kelly rode my face, as I ate her sweet chocolate pussy and fucked Rachel. Holly ate Carrie's ass while she fucked Rachel in the ass. Spence filmed it all. Kelly came in my mouth. Rachel came all over my cock and Carrie came also. She laid on the bed and let Holly ride her rubber cock. Carrie slapped her ass and sucked her tits, as Holly rode her. Kelly sucked me off, swallowing my load and kept me hard. Rachel rode my cock, reverse cowgirl, with my rock hard cock up her tight ass. She handled it well. I went slow to begin with, but she started riding me harder. I smacked Kelly's thick ass and ate it out. I shoved my tongue all the fucking way up her ass and worked that black booty the right way. My tongue darted back and forth, tongue fucking her thick ass. She screamed out in sexual bliss and squirted on my neck and chest. "FUCK MY ASS JAMESSSSSSSSSS!!" Rachel squirted on my legs and the bed. She kept squirting. It was a long orgasm. A Big One. Her pussy nut blasted everywhere, as she rode my hard cock.. Rachel slammed her ass down on my thighs, taking my whole cock up her beautiful, tan ass. I rubbed her clit so fucking fast. She kept blasting pussy nut like a machine gun. It flew every fucking where. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Rachel looked back at me and just stared into my eyes. I smiled at her, our connection in full effect. I drilled up her ass faster faster faster faster faster and fucking faster!! She kept squirting and I blasted my nut up her ass, my thick cream pumping fast up that sweet ass. I pulled her back down to me and kissed her, as my cock pumped her ass full of jizz. She moaned loud into my mouth. Kelly sucked my big balls. She pulled my cock out of Rachel's ass, when she knew I was finished cumming. She sucked me clean, swallowing every creamy drop. I spent the next two hours fucking all of the women. I fucked each in their ass and pussy. I tit fucked them all and they all sucked me off in a circle. I came on their faces and they licked each other clean. Rachel even took her first piss facial from me. She happily did it without any convincing. I pissed on each woman's face and they all sucked it down too, as I pissed in their mouths. They came a combined 42 times. I came 5. It was a fun ass day. Holly even sucked off poor Spence, who filmed everything. We all showered and ate. We ordered Chinese and gulped it down. We watched the footage and had fun critiquing our performances. Rachel and I said our goodbyes and got ready to go home. "Call me soon babe. I want another go with you real soon." Carrie told me, hugging me and kissing me. Damn, she's a good kisser. I assured her I would call her shortly. I wanted to bring her to my place for some fun. She was excited about that. Rachel and I went home. I even let her drive again. We got back to my place. I took Rachel out to eat and took her home. I got a call from Rachel's friend Monica. She and her husband Chandler used to own the apartment I was staying in, but they moved out to the suburbs. She asked me if I could come out there and keep her company. Chandler had to work all night and she was lonely. I drove out there and Monica greeted me at her door. She was tipsy. She had been drinking. She invited me in and we sat on her couch and watched some TV. She kept drinking. "James, thanks for keeping me company, WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M FUCKING WASTED!" She fell over into my lap. Her head did. I decided to have a little fun and take some pictures. She was wearing silk pajamas, but nothing else. I unbuttoned her top, as she snore in my lap. She's got gorgeous tits. She's flashed me a couple of times, but we have never done anything. She didn't wanna cheat on her husband. She likes to flirt and Rachel told me she has a crush on me, so I figured it was cool to take a few pics. Word is, she blew a sous chef at her restaurant a couple of years ago, but she denies it. Monica has beautiful tits and I groped them before I took some pics. Her small nipples were rock hard and she moaned into my lap. I pulled them and shook them hard. I took several pictures of her tits and buttoned her top back up. I pulled her bottom down and smacked her ass. She moaned again and squirmed on the sofa. She started rubbing my cock in my pants. "Damn Chandler, you've got me all horny. Now I've got to suck you off. Oh well, I love sucking cock, so give me it." She was definitely drunk. I was way better looking and I have a lot bigger cock than him. Phoebe saw his one time and she's seen mine a lot, so she told me I did. Monica noticed the difference, but kept going. Hey, drunk or not, she's hot and I wasn't gonna stop her. "Damn Chandler, did you took penis enlarger pills? It's alot bigger than usual. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO, my lucky day!" Monica pulled out my cock and sucked it all the way down. Damn, that chick can suck cock. I kept taking pictures of her ass and pussy, spreading her pussy open to get some "inside" shots. Monica moaned loud around my big cock, as she deepthroated it repeatedly. All the way down, all the way back up and down again. She jerked my shaft quickly, as she sucked hard. Her cheeks bulged out around my cock. She licked all around my thick head and gulped down my precum, then my cock. She sucked it hungrily, stuffing her sexy mouth full, as fast as possible. I grunted and came in her mouth. I fingered her pussy and ass at the same time, as I pumped my jizz into her very talented, sucking mouth. She swallowed every fucking drop of cream, as I wiggled my fingers in her holes and finger fucked those holes rapidly. "Mmmmmmmm, Chandler... your cum tastes better than usual. I fucking love it. Make me cum baby. Make Monica CUMMMMMMMM!!" I worked her holes super fast, wiggling my fingers extremely fast and fucking her holes, like rampaging little cocks. "I'mmmmm Cummmmmminggggggggggg!!" Monica bit her hand to quiet herself and squirted all over my fingers. Her pussy blasted a massive load of pussy nut out. I pulled my fingers out and leaned over, lapping up her cream. I smacked her ass and squeezed it hard, sucking out her pussy cum. I swallowed it and played with her gorgeous, firm ass. She fell asleep in my lap, my cock on her face. I nodded off, but woke up a couple of hours later when Monica screamed. "OH MY GOD, JAMES... WHAT... WHAT HAVE I Done? I thought you were Chandler. Oh nooooooo!" Monica was upset about her mistaken cock identity, but I calmed her down a little. "It's OK Monica, it's my fault. I took some pics and you got turned on by it and you thought I was Chandler. I should've stopped. I'm very sorry. It's my fault babe. I'm really sorry. I won't tell Chandler anything. It will be our little secret. OK?" Honestly, it turned me on. I didn't give a shit if Chandler found out, but I like Monica and I didn't want her to feel bad. But, I was really turned on by the whole situation. Taboo sex is so very hot. I know Monica too, deep down she's like Rachel, she's a party chick. So I decided to push the sexual envelope. "You know what Monica, fuck Chandler. You're way too hot for his dorky ass anyway. Let him find out. It's a fucking turn on babe. Let's make a porno and you can show him. Make him a fucking cuckold. He'd probably dig that." "Wait a minute James. I'm married. I couldn't do that. I mean, I like you and your cock is awesome and your cum is so fucking delicious... But, I can't. I can't cheat on my husband... Knowingly. I mean, I technically did with you... but I didn't know. I can't James. Please don't tell him. OK?" I decided to go full on horny pervert and "blackmail" her. "Well, I do have these pics. So..." I gave Monica a smirk and my cock immediately got hard. I knew deep down she wanted to do it. She just needed to be pushed in that direction. I knew she was a dirty slut. She had just buried it deep down. I wanted to bring it back out of her. "You mean you want me to fuck you, so you won't tell Chandler? That's sexual blackmail James. Please don't do that. I like you a lot. I just don't cheat." She was rubbing her thighs together, while she looked at me so sad. I knew it was turning her on. Once again, I just had to pull it out of her. "Except for the sous chef." "How did you find out about that? That was a mistake... a one time mistake." So she did blow the guy... Further proof I was right about her. I definitely wanted her now. I reached over and started unbuttoning her top. She grabbed my hand and tried to get me to stop. I looked right at her. My lust for her burned through my stare. She could feel it. We paused. Once again, I let her decide. She did. She moved her hand. I unbuttoned her top all the way. She pulled her pants off. Monica jumped in my lap, kissing me and slid my hard cock up her pussy. I filmed it all. We kissed and fucked. Monica went to town on my cock, slamming up and down on it. She has one of the most comfy pussies, I've ever been in. "Fuck me James... I'm yours... FUCK CHANDLER!!" Monica squirted all over my cock and I fucked up into her pussy like a sex crazed tank. I plowed up that sweet, wet, dark haired, bald pussy. We kissed some more. I smacked her firm ass hard and I squeezed it. Monica smiled big and squirted again on my rampaging cock. I softly bit her tits all over and sucked her whole C cups in my mouth, sucking them so damn hard. I rubbed her erect, throbbing clit, as I pounded up into her sweet pussy. Monica squirted again. I kept fucking her for two more hours. She squirted 12 more times. I filled her cunt twice. It poured out, all over the sofa. I filmed every fucking second. Monica licked and sucked my cock clean. She swallowed every drop of jizz she could. I fucked her perfect ass savagely, ramming my rock hard manmeat up it. I blasted her ass and she sucked me dry again. We even filmed me piss in in her thirsty mouth, as she smiled at the camera. I said, "look at your slut wife now Chandler. Look at the horny bitch. She's my bitch!" We both laughed. Chandler was gonna be her cuckold husband. I knew he was gonna enjoy it. I am great at figuring people out sexually... it's a gift. We showered and I helped Monica clean the couch. She sucked me off again, as a thank you. We filmed that also. I left the disk with her, so she could show Chandler. I went home and slept for a couple of hours. Monica sent me an email. I was right. Chandler wanted to be her cuckold husband. I smiled. I was gonna have a lot of fun with her. I called Carrie and invited her and Kelly over. Spence too. We spent the afternoon fucking and filming at my place. We all went to Monica's house, including Joey and Phoebe and Rachel. We fucked all night there. Chandler watched it all. Every guy fucked Monica's ass, including Spence. We all came in it and Chandler ate it all out of her ass. Phoebe sucked everyone off... Male and female. I kept Rachel for myself. She and I fucked out brains out in the guest room. I didn't film it. It was our private time. Rachel came all over my cock five times, as I looked right into her eyes. She took my cock up her ass, in her mouth and in between her gorgeous tits. She came a total of 14 times. I came four. We went back downstairs and watched Spence fuck Chandler in the ass, while Carrie fucked him in the ass. She waved me over so I fucked Carrie in the ass. We made a helluva cool ass, sex conga line. I came up Carrie's ass and Kelly sucked me clean. I fucked Kelly in the ass while she ate Rachel's pussy. They both swapped and shared my cum. I was the only guy that got Rachel. She only wanted me. Our connection got even stronger. I fucked Monica tits and came all over her face, while Chandler watched and got assfucked by his friend Joey. He even watched me piss down his wife's throat too. He licked her face clean of my cum. He and Spence 69'ed while Kelly pissed all over them. We filmed it all. Kelly sucked me off again before we all left. All of the girls and guys pissed in Chandler and Spence, they loved it. It was a fun freakfest. We have gotten together regularly and have freaky parties all the time. Rachel dumped Ross and moved in with me. We have a great relationship. She knows how to make and keep me happy. I fuck Monica every day. She's in love with me and my cock. We let Chandler watch, when we feel like it. I fuck Carrie all the time too. We hang out pretty much everyday and party our freaky asses off. Hey, I'm... The King of Friends. 03: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/02/2019  The Swagged Out Hedonist "Mmmmmmmm...fuck me daddyyyyyyy...FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" My wife, porn queen Kelly Madison screams out. I grab her long blonde hair, pull it, smack her ass and pound that sweet and tasty, neatly trimmed, blonde pussy with full on pussy thumping power. The bed shakes and creaks wildly... my 14 inches of meat spreads and shreds that blonde pussy, pummeling it over and over and fucking over. "I'M CUMMINGGGGGGGGGG!! FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Kelly screams out in orgasmic bliss, shooting her sweet pussy cream all over my massive, pussy wrecking dick. I just keep pounding... Another BIG O for my bitch... More pounding... Another BIG O... Kelly's huge, all natural, 34G tits flopping as I beat the fuck outta that pussy. I reach down and slap them... squeeze them hard... shake them... and roll Kelly's perky nipples between my blinged out fingers... another BIG O. "YESSSSSSSS... FUCK ME JAMESSSSSSSSSS... I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!" Kelly looks back at me and smiles her sexiest, "fuck me daddy" smile, licking those luscious lips... blowing me a big ass kiss. I blast my huge load up Kelly's tight, spasming cunt, slamming up against her sexy, curvy ass, driving my cock all the way in. It shoots my creamy wad full force up Kelly's tight clenching, smooth as silk pussy. I pull Kelly back to me and kiss her, sucking her tongue... playing with those awesome, all natural tits of hers. I grope them, shaking and squeezing them hard. We kiss for another five minutes, then kick back and drink some Henny... swagg cuddling under the covers. "Damn baby... I love your fucking cock." "It loves you too baby cakes." "When's the meeting, gorgeous?" Kelly asks, sipping on the Hennessy bottle, her lips sucking the tip... always the hot tease. She shakes her eyebrows at me, knowing exactly what she's doing. "At 6... dude is really demanding. A lot of money at stake, babe. Motherfucker needs to relax though." I have a meeting with an investor. He wants to be the sole sponsor of my porn site. Considering it's the largest porn website of all time, and there's a ton of celebrity chicks on it, the would be sponsor is offering big bucks. My other wife... one of them... Kim Kardashian, runs my business for me. I'm still the boss though. Nothing gets done without Superpimp's... a nickname... approval. Kim running the business for me allows me to relax and enjoy life... and fuck as much as I want. I'm a hedonist... i'm obsessed with sex and pleasure... any way I can get it... either one... and I spend my days obtaining both... as often as possible. Kelly sucks my cock head fir a minute... popping her luscious, full lips off my cock loudly... then I smack her sexy ass as she gets outta bed to take a shower. Damn... I got the hot bitches. That fuckin' body will get anybody hard... man, woman, or otherworldly figure. "HONEY... IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THE GUY, I CAN SMACK HIM AROUND A LITTLE. BREAK OUT MY MISTRESS KELLY OUTFIT." Kelly says from the shower. "SAVE THAT FOR ME BABY. IT'S ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF." I say, smiling. There's no better negotiator in the biz than my wife, Kim Kardashian. The fucking queen of negotiating. I'm letting her take the lead in this contract negotiation. My baby gets the work done... and makes me the most money in the process. That's why she runs my biz for me. Kim's ruthless... in the hottest possible way. (Phone rings)... "Hey mom... what's up?" "Hey sweetie. Can you come pick me up at the garage? Your idiot father didn't get my Ferrari serviced before he went to film his movie, so it died out on me. I got it taken to a mechanic and he says it's gonna take a day or two to fix it." "Yeah, of course. I'll do anything for the hottest mom ever." "Ha... you're the sweetest. I'll have to thank you properly sweetheart. Love you James." "Love you too mom. I'll be there shortly." "MWAH! My gorgeous, perfect son. Thank you baby." "Always my pleasure my gorgeous, hot ass mom. (Rubbing my cock)... See you shortly." I hang up and smile... while I rub my half hard cock. My mom Kathie Lee (Kathie Lee Gifford) is the hottest and best mom. She and my dad Dr Evil (From The Austin Powers Movies) live next door to me, but my dad has been out of the country filming his newest movie for the last two weeks. Mom's been staying with me while dad's away... and I love it. Even more freaky sex with her hot ass self than normal. I love fucking my mom. She's a helluva great lay and I love her so damn much. She's a great cook too. Kelly comes back into the bedroom, drying her hair. "Holy fuck, you're hot!" I blurt out, seeing my perfect, curvaceous wife, nude, drying her blonde hair with the white towel. Kelly jumps in the bed and sits in my lap. "So are you mister." Kelly says smiling. She blows me a big, sexy kiss and lays on my chest, looking up at me. Kelly rubs those huge, world famous titties all over my cock... I groan... she smiles deviously. Kelly wraps her 34G tits around my cock and rocks back and forth on it, licking the head... her eyes locked on mine. I blow her a kiss... she winks. Kelly pumps my cock over and over between those huge melons, licking slowly all over the sensitive underside of my cock... softly chewing on it too... smiling deviously at me, licking my shaft as she chews on it. About ten minutes of that leads to me happily pumping her gorgeous mouth full of cream. Kelly moans and laughs, happily drinking down my creamy load. She know how much she turns me on. That bitch is a walking, talking, big titty fucking dream cum true. A little later... I pick my mom up and drive her home. "Thanks for picking me up sweetheart. Your idiot father is gonna get slapped when I see him." Mom smiles... and leans back in the passenger seat. At a light, I look her over and fucking smile. My mom has the titties and the lips to make you bust a big ass nut anytime. She never wears a bra at home... only sports bras when she works out. Mom notices me ogling her tits in her light blue tank top. Her rock hard nipples are poking through it... begging to be tweaked and sucked. About two minutes later... Mom is riding my cock, her back against the steering wheel. We're parked in a super market parking lot... and I'm sucking ridiculously hard on mom's mature titties, drinking down her tasty milk... her whole tit in my mouth. "Mmmmmmmmmmm... FUCK!!... My baby knows how to please his mama...Mmmmmmmmmmmm." Mom says, holding my head to her spectacular, milf chest, playing with my blonde braids as I dine ravenously, on her only slightly saggy, and still perky, 60+ year old tits. Mom bounces wildly in my super cock... her mature cunt tightly wound around my hard heaving cock monster. Mom squirts, back to back. Her head thrown back in orgasmic delight. I keep drinking down her milk, alternating magnificent tits... stuffing the whole thing in my mouth. I cum hard up mom's tight clenching, spasming cunt. My cock pumps out my cum full blast, filling her pussy. We kiss passionately, sharing her milk. "My beautiful baby. I said I had to thank you properly, so I hope that was good for you." Mom tells me, looking into my eyes, smiling sweetly, my face in her hands. "Always a please to fuck you mom. Always... Sexy bitch." We laugh and kiss some more. "I love your fur baby... It's just like the one you got me last week." Mom plays with my fur coat. A hundred K mink. I've bought mom a dozen furs... but she's right, it's the same one I bought her last week. I'm always swagged out.. pimp ready 24/7. I buy my mom anything she wants... and I mean anything. We went to a Ferrari dealership and she loved four different models, but couldn't decide on one. I bought her all four. She's my mom... she gets what she wants. "Your sister Nikki-Dee (Meteorologist Nikki-Dee Ray) and her husband are coming in tonight honey. She's really looking forward to seeing you again. Has she told her husband yet that her baby is yours?" "Nope... guess she's waiting til she gives birth." "I want you to get me pregnant again...(already done it four times)... I want to have a bunch of beautiful babies with my beautiful son." Mom kisses me, pinching my nipples. "Sorry mom... taking a break from knocking bitches upright now. I'm not even taking appointments... (I charge 2 million a pop)... so just freaky, perverted, normal sex for us." We laugh. I roughly squeeze those gorgeous C cup tits of my gorgeous mother. Mom moans horny moans and writhes in my lap. "Mom... can you do me a favor?" "Of course sweetheart... anything for my gorgeous son." "I've got a couple of rich clients in town and they're looking for a hot DP. Could you fuck em both? I'll split the 100K with you. I was gonna give the job to Kelly, but I'd thought I'd ask you first." "Sure sweetie. Anything for you." We make out for a few. I suck some more milk from mom's tits and finger her twat til she cums. I give mom the info and drive home. Mom goes in to get ready and I go out back, to my studio. Kim's already there, meeting with the would be sponsor. I have a special room behind Kim's office, where I can watch her work... and negotiate. I watch through the mirror on the wall. I sit in my leather chair and watch my wife "do her thing." "Well... your offer is very intriguing Milton, but I think its gonna take a little more than your number currently to get this deal done. Our website is the largest adult site ever. We have such great demand, not only for our celebrity movies, but also our hardcore porn movies as well. We sell about 40 million movies and downloads a month. That's approximately 1 billion dollars a month in sales. That's not even including advertising sales." Kim crosses her gorgeous legs, leans back in her chair and smiles confidently. She's the queen. I just smile too. Kim's the best negotiator in the biz. Kim looks so damn perfect as always. She's wearing a skin tight, black mini dress, open down the middle, showing her awesome cleavage. She's wearing black pumps and her long, straight, shiny, dyed blonde hair glows down her back perfectly. Kim's luscious, full, light brown, and wet, lipsticked lips glisten seductively. Milton Grant III is a billionaire businessman in his 70's. He lives not far from us in Bel Air. He's a porn freak, so he's been over to the house for some of our hardcore parties that I'm known for. He's a horny motherfucker... like us all... and he's got a ton of money to spend, so he's someone we entertain. I'm all about my pleasure... and a big part of that, besides the endless, depraved sex, is money... and lots of it. I'm a billionaire too... and I enjoy every damn dollar of it. "Well Kim... I respect your success and I respect James... and you... as well. I think I could up the offer... with a little convincing, of course." Milton looks at Kim with a devious grin. Kim knows she has him right where she wants him. She slowly uncrosses her legs... giving Milton a peek between her smooth, supple legs... she's not wearing panties... then she slowly crosses them again. Kim is an expert tease. She's not wearing a bra either, so her thick, rock hard nipples are poking through the thin material of her mini dress. "Well... I'm sure that could be arranged. (Kim smiles seductively)... Exactly what kind of "convincing" did you have in mind?" Kim asks, looking at Milton with her sexiest, most sexually seductive, smoldering look. "Well... I'll give you your number... if I can fuck you." Milton cuts right to the chase, smiling very confidently. "Well Milton... I don't usually fuck other men. I only fuck my husband. I usually set my business partners up with other women. James has a lot of women, so I'm sure we could find someone to make you very happy." Kim at her negotiating best. "I'll get right to it Kim. I want you. I want to do business with James... and you. I've got a big dick, so I know we could have a lot of fun. I'll agree to any number you want... as long as I get to fuck you. Any number Kim." Milton sits back and grins as big as you can. His big, old dick tents out his gray suit pants. Kim sees it. She knows already that he has a big dick. He's been to our fuck parties before, so she's seen it already. Kim thinks over Milton's proposal. She wants the most money... but she also would rather avoid fucking him. Kim thinks over her options. I start to get up and go in there to bail out my wife when my phone rings. It's my good fuck buddy Chrissy Teigen. "James... I need your big fucking cock bad baby. My hubby's out of town and all the pregnancy hormones have made me super horny. Pleaseeeeeeeeee!" "I'm kinda busy right now Chrissy. I'm sort of in the middle of a big negotiation babe." I watch Kim think over what she should do... while I rub my fucking cock, thinking about pussy pounding Chrissy. She's got of the best pussies... and pair of tits... out there. "Pleaseeeeeeeeeee. I'll do anything you want baby. I'll do a gangbang party for you afterwards, if you want. I can use all the cock I cant get right about now. DAMN, I'M SO FUCKING HORNY... PLEASEEEEEEEEEE JAMES... PLEASEEEEEEEEE!" Chrissy begs, in her sexiest and sluttiest voice. I look at Kim, and also see Milton drinking and pouring on the charm... and money. I smirk. I decide to let Kim have complete control over this negotiation. Thinking about her selling her body for money to the old horny bastard is a turn on anyway, so it's her decision. "Ok babe. I'll be right there." I tell Chrissy, rubbing my giant cock through my thin sweatpants. "YESSSSS!! I'll be ready for you baby. I want it up the ass too. Fourteen fucking inches of white dick up my pregnant fucking ass. DAMN... I WANT YOU SO FUCKING BAD!! Get over here as quick as possible honey bun! Hurry!" Chrissy blows me a big kiss through the phone. "On my way hot stuff." I hang up. Kim and Milton are drinking and flirting. "C'mon Kim... any amount you want. James is a hedonist, so mlm immature he wouldn't mind you fooling around... especially for this much money. You name the price." Milton pulls his big, old cock out and wiggles it for Kim. She looks it over, impressed by its size. It's 11 inches long and thick. Kim smiles... puts her drink down... gets up... and sits on the couch beside Milton. The negotiations are heating up... I smile, knowing Kim is in full control. I head on over to Chrissy's place to pound her out. A little while later at Chrissy's place... "THAT'S IT DADDY... POUND MY FUCKING PUSSY BABY... POUND ITTTTTTTTTTTT!!" Chrissy is bent over a chair... with me behind her, pounding her pregnancy enlarged, beautiful, extra juicy pussy like only I can. My 14 inch super cock jackhammers up her super stretched out cunt harder and harder. I smack that phat ass... "Who's your daddy bitch? Who's pussy is this?" I smack her ass again, harder. "YOU ARE DADDY!! IT'S YOUR PUSSY JAMES!! IT'S YOURSSSSSSSSSSS!! I'M YOUR BITCH DADDY!! ILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU AND YOUR SUPER COCK DADDY!! MMMMMMMMMM!!" Chrissy screams out... and squirts for the fourth time. I smack her fucking phat ass again and again. She's my bitch... her fucking husband is just borrowing her pussy. I fucking own it! Back home... "Damn, you've got one hell of a tight pussy Kim. Oh my God it feels great." "So does your big dick Milton. Fuck meeeeeeee!" Kim is closing out the negotiations with a bonus. She's riding Milton's big, old cock on her office sofa, her back to him. Milton is roughly groping Kim's big tits while she bounces on his rock hard cock. Kim is biting her lower lip, bouncing hard on that thick old cock. Her nipples are rock hard... as is her throbbing clit. "DAMN... YOUR COCK FEELS GOOD MILTON!... I'm gonna cummmmmmmmmm!" Kim squirts on Milton's big ass dick. He fucks up into Kim's cumming pussy super fucking fast! "YESSSSSSSSSSS!... FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Kim screams in pleasure, smacking her rock hard clit. Milton keeps pummeling up into her pussy faster and harder and deeper. He gets up and bends Kim over the couch, smacking her perfect ass and shoving his old cock back to up her twat. He grabs her long, blonde hair and pulls it... pounding the fuck outta her clean shaven, delicious cunt. He shows great stamina for his age. "Smack my ass." Kim looks back at Milton and smiles. He smacks her ass hard."Mmmmmmmm... Do it again baby." Milton smacks Kim's ridiculously awesome ass again. "Yeahhhhhhhh. Wanna fuck it?" Kim asks, smiling her sluttiest smile. "Oh hell yeah!" Milton responds. He pulls outmof Kim's pussy and spreads her cheeks. Kim shakes her ass for him. Milton spits on her anus and rubs it in with his precum pouring cock. He pushes against Kim's anus and pops through, all 11 thick inches sliding up Kim's ass easily. Milton pounds Kim's ass so damn hard. His cock slams all the way up her ass as she shakes it. Milton pulls her hair and pummels Kim's ass for another five minutes before he's ready to explode. Kim stops him, pulling his throbbing ass cock out of her most awesome ass. "By the way Milton... It's gonna cost you another 50% to cum." Milton doesn't know what to think. He's ready to explode with cum, but my master negotiator wife won't let him. I told you she was the best. "So... what's it gonna be Milton?" Kim asks... shaking her booty for him... teasing him and smiling deviously. "OK OK... JUST PLEASE LET ME CUM!" Kim wins again. She spreads her cheeks dor Milton and he slams back up her mega talented ass. Kim shakes her booty big time on Milton's old, ready to pop cock. "FUCKKKKKKKKK!!" Milton screams out as he blasts his cum up Kim's wild shaking ass. He grunts and cums, over and over. "Mmmmmmmmmm... Good boy Milton. That was fun. It's a pleasure do in ng business with you." Kim blows him a kiss. Milton realizes the pleasure was definitely his and grins his biggest grin ever. Back at Chrissy's house... Chrissy and I have been fucking all over her house. I pounded her pussy in the living room. She came four times. I came up her pussy. I pounded her ass in the kitchen while we ate pizza. She came five times. I came all over the pizza and Chrissy ate it with a big ass smile on her beautiful, slutty face. I titty banged Chrissy in her bed. I fingered her cunt. She came once. I came in her mouth. She happily drank every fucking drop... and blew me... drinking down a second load. I fucked Chrissy's pussy again before we went back to my place. She came four more times... I came in her mouth, and pissed in it. Chrissy drank it all down, smiling the whole way. We came back to my place for her gangbang. I let my crew fuck her silly while Kelly filmed it. Six guys double analed her and fucked all over her holes for two hours. Kelly filmed it all. Kim told me about the deal with Milton. She got him up to five times his original offer. My wife is the best in the biz. I fucking love her so fucking much. Mom came home from her appointment. She told me they wanted double anal so she charged them double... a hundred grand for us both. Kim, mom, Kelly and I fucked all night long. Mom ate Milton's cum out of Kim's ass while Kelly filmed it. I pissed in Kim's mouth while I watched mom. It was another productive, fuck filled day... and night for me... The Swagged Out Hedonist. 03: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/02/2019  The Pervert of Perverts PERVERTED DEBAUCHERY AND DEPRAVED SLEAZY AND FREAKY HARDCORE HEDONISTIC FUCKING SUCKING AND PISSING... IT'S FICTION... IT'S ALSO A FILTHY ASS PARODY ... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS PORN IS MEANT TO BE DIRTY... CLEAN PORN IS LIKE UNSEASONED FOOD OR POLITICALLY CORRECT HUMOR... BORING AS FUCK... SAID BY DICK THE MOTHERFUCKING PIMP... OCTOBER 1ST 2019 Hey there... James here. This is my fun little story about perversion. I'm a pervert. I enjoy dirty, filthy sex. It's the best kind. The story here is simple. I take you on a fun filled... sex filled... journey through my perverted world of hedonistic debauchery. It's wild... it's sleazy... it's as freaky as freaky gets... and yes, there's a WHOLE LOT OF PISS. Enjoy your trip through my twisted and perverted mind. Now, let's get to the filthy fun. SPENDING SOME QUALITY TIME WITH THE IN LAWS... "Well well... It's my brother in law, the King Pervert." My gorgeous, and sarcastically humorous sister in law, Kourtney Kardashian greets me, in her mom's kitchen. Kourtney comes over and plays with my gold and diamond studded KING PERVERT chain, she herself bought me. Yeah... I'm a pervert. My porn and gigalo career probably has something to do with that. The pimpin too. I make my money in the sex trade... the dirty sex trade. Kourtney squeezes my ass, through my leather pants, and kisses me. "Nice ass. You're a helluva good kisser too, Mr King Pervert. Kim better watch out, or I'm gonna steal you away." Kourtney shows me her PERVERT chain I gave her. "Sorry baby. Your sister has me hooked. She's got the good pussy mojo." I clap back at Kourtney, and smack her phat ass. "Well, I got it too honey. You know that. You know you love my pussy mojo. My booty mojo too." Kourtney winks back at me, and shakes her very sweet ass for me. She's right. I do love her pussy and booty mojo. We fuck a lot. I fuck everybody, and Kourtney is just one of em though. I dig her. We have fun, busting each other's balls. "You know, mom can't stop talking about when you knocked her up. She goes on and on about how great you are and how many times you made her cum." Kourtney tells me, as I pull her hip huggers down and pull out the butt plug she's had in her all day. She moans and wiggles her gorgeous booty for me. I told her, "I know mom... he fucks me all the time. I know." I think she's in love with you. We all are." Kourtney smiles sweetly at me, and winks, blowing me a kiss. She's a hottie... and she knows it. I walk over to her and kiss her deeply. I squeeze that awesome ass, and suck her tongue. I put her up on the marble counter. Just then, her sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner waltz in, wearing their PERVERT chains. My bitches get them... if they earn them. Gotta be a real pervert to get one though. "Uh oh Kylie... looks like they're gonna fuck. We're just in time." "Mmm Hmmmmmm." Kylie takes her clothes off. Kendall quickly does too. Looks like I'm gonna fuck three of my sisters in law. Kendall and Kylie get on their knees and take turns sucking me off and sucking my big hanging balls. Kourtney kisses my neck and cheek from behind, as I lean back into her. She has her arms around me. Kendall is pound for pound, the best cocksucker on earth. She gleefully devours my ten thick. Her beautiful eyes never leave mine. She rubs my beer belly, while Kylie sucks the fuck outta my fat balls. I fuck all three. I have em lined up, side by side, leaning on the counter, as I slam up their sweet, bald pussies. All three babes cum and cum. I keep pussy pounding, smacking their asses til they're red. I pull their hair and plunge all the way into those tight, big dick hungry twats. They all scream in ecstasy, loving their brother in law's big cock buried in their cumming pussies. I ass bang em all too. I lay on the floor, as they ride me. All three happily engulf my big cock with their beautifully shaped asses, riding me hard, bouncing wildly, hornily on my big fucking dick. They cum and piss into each other's mouths... and all over my balls. Kourtney takes charge, smacking her sister's faces, spitting in their mouths, pissing all over em. I pull out and cum into Kourtney's cum hungry mouth. She eats my big, creamy load with a sexy ass smile. Kendall and Kylie share my piss, as I lay on the floor, rubbing my big belly, grinning from ear to ear, as I piss blast both of them. They drink it down quickly, loving my warm piss. I pull out and piss all over their faces. They smile happily and take the piss facial. They all three lick each other's face clean. Kylie tosses my salad, licking out my ass, that tongue of hers making me feel so good, while her rubs my happy balls. Kylie wins a coin toss, so I spend twenty minutes banging her pussy, as she lays back onto the counter. My cock plows hard and fast up that gorgeous pussy, stretching it, pounding it like only I can. Kylie squirts hard, but six times. I grope her big ass, full titties, as her sisters suck her tits ravenously, drinking her sweet titty milk. I finally cum deep, pushing all the way up her pussy, looking right at her, as my cock pumps my sticky, gooey load of cum up Kylie's pussy. She wants me to get her pregnant... they all do, but Kylie won the coin toss. I watch her facial expressions, her lust and love for me, as I get her pregnant. I have powerful cum and Kylie can feel it "knocking her up." She smiles lovingly at me the whole time, blowing me sweet kisses. We all kiss... such a sweet, loving moment... then I piss all over them again. I even piss on Kris' grapes. Kourtney likes that. A nice surprise for her mom. She eats a couple of grapes. "Mmmmmmm... very tasty grapes. Your piss really kicks them up a few notches." Kourtney smiles a very slutty smile, and winks at me. She kneels down and grabs my cock. "Thanks for the hot fucking, baby doll." Kourtney says, as she kisses my cock, jerking it, as Kendall sucks me dry. "Thank you getting me pregnant James. I love you." Kylie's smiles at me, rubbing my face. I kiss her. "You're welcome, baby. Love your fine ass too." I tell her and kiss her again. "I'm next to get pregnant. Don't forget." Kendall reminds me. We laugh. She kisses me and smacks my ass. "I mean it. I want your baby next... and I want twins." Kendall smiles. I wink at her, laughing, and nod. MAKING SOME PORN AT HOME... "You ready Oprah?" I ask my wife. "Yes I am baby. Let's fuck!" She answers back, ready to get plowed. She blows me a big ass, sexy, slutty kiss. "OK... ACTION." I yell out. "Well, who do we have here? Oprah Fucking Winfrey! Hot damn. Look at her, boys. She's got some great titties." I slap em hard, squeezing em harder. "You white boys think you can handle a woman like me? Pull out them dicks and prove it bitches!" Oprah plays her part perfectly. She's horny... and so are we. I take her first. I grab Oprah's black hair and fuck her mouth and throat. Oprah looks up at me the whole time, as she devours my big white dick. I force fuck her throat, all ten very thick inches pounding her throat harder and harder. Oprah's saliva pours out of the corners of her luscious lipped mouth. I pull her hair and jackhammer down her throat. I pull out and Oprah vomits all over the bathroom floor. I shove back down her throat and throat bang her even harder. She pukes again. Oprah looks so fucking sexy, vomit and saliva hanging from her full, cherry red lipstick smeared lips. I smack her face. Oprah smiles. I reach down and roughly squeeze those huge, natural melons. My cousins, Spence (The King Of Queens) and Braun (WWE Superstar Braun Strowman) both ass bang her from behind. They double anal Oprah, as I throat bang her silly. Oprah screams out in delight, all over my cock, as she keeps puking on my big ass white dick. Oprah's huge black titties jiggle and flop wildly from the double ass banging. I squeeze the both... I love her huge chocolate titties... and bang her throat relentlessly. Oprah cums hard, twice, squirting all over the white tile floor. Spence and Braun both cum up Oprah's plump ass. She looks up at me, as the cum blasts out into her tight, super phat, black booty. I cum right down her fucking throat. Oprah happily gulps down my entire load, swallowing every fucking drop of gooey cum shooting hard out of my white super cock. Oprah sucks me clean, suctioning out every last drop of creamy jizz in me. She gives my plump crown a big kiss and lick. "Not bad, for some white boys." Oprah plays her horny black bitch part so damn well. "Yeah... I hope you're still thirsty." I tell her. I start pissing all over Oprah's gorgeous face. She laps at my piss, as it slams against her face and lips. She opens that beautiful mouth and drinks it down. My piss flows down Oprah's quick drinking throat. Some of it pours out the sides of her mouth. Spence and Braun start pissing all over Oprah's thick ass and pussy. We piss her out good. They cover Oprah's sexy, black backside, while I fill her fucking mouth and throat, and cover her sexy face. We keep pissing all over Oprah for another couple of minutes. We all three piss on her huge, black titties. She sucks all three of us dry. "Good bitch. Sexy ass, white boy piss whore." I spit in Oprah's mouth. She swallow it down, licking her gorgeous, thick lips, smacking them for me. END OF PORN FILMING... Oprah and I shower together. Spence and Braun use another one... separately. I'm gonna put the piss video up on my website... THE PERVERT OF PERVERTS... tonight. Spence and another of my hot wives, porn queen, Kelly Madison handle my editing and uploading. This one is gonna be a big time seller. Every video I put up with Oprah in it is a massive hit. One of my best friends... and hoes... Niecy Nash, is waiting for me in my bedroom. "Hey honey. How was the shoot?" Niecy asks, staring lustfully, at my white cock. "Great babe. Damn, your titties look good." I tell her, looking at her huge, ebony tits overflowing her skin tight and low cut, blue minidress. "Well, thank you honey bun." Gotta keep my pimp happy. Here's the money from last night." Niecys hands me $100,000. She's a big money earner. A minute later, Niecy is laid back on the bed, her minidress pulled up... and my rock hard white cock monster is plowing her sweet as honey, black pussy. I'm laying on her, my weight pushing her down into the mattress. "FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEE BIG DADDYYYYYYYYYYYY!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!! GIVE ME THAT BIG FUCKING WHITE DICK!!" Niecy screams out, squirting over and over. My hips work overtime, my cock slamming faster and faster up that tight, chocolate honey dripping pussy. We kiss... Niecy sucks my tongue, my cock pussy thumping her silly. I squeeze those luscious, huge, ebony tits, sucking them so hard. Her sweet titty milks shooting out into my thirsty mouth. I suck em hard, loving the taste, loving having them in my mouth. Niecy cums three more times, then I cum blast her spasming, black pussy with my sticky, gooey load. Niecy screams in ecstasy, into my mouth, as my white dick fills her black pussy with my white cum. She's married, but she's my bitch. I've already knocked her up four times... now I'm going for filthy five. "Damn daddy... I love fucking you. You fuck me so damn good. The best ever. Now let me suck your sweet white dick dry." Niecy smiles, licking those full lips. I turn I've on my back and Niecy moves down to my cum dripping cock. She licks it, playing with the cum. She sucks it greedily, swallowing my creamy jizz. Niecy sucks me so fucking good, jerking my base, sucking hard on the head. She drinks down every drop in me. Niecy slowly licks and kisses my whole cock and heavy balls. "You've got the sweetest, most delicious cum ever daddy. I fucking love it!" Niecy blows me a kiss, smiling sweetly. Spence comes in my bedroom to tell me he's gonna go edit the Oprah video. "Stand there Spence... go blow him Niecy, while I watch." "Anything for you daddy." Niecy walks over to Spence and drops to her knees. She opens Spencer's bathrobe and gets down to business. I'm a voyeur and a hedonist. I not only love fucking... I love watching other people fuck. I smoke a blunt and lay on the bed, watching Niecy gobble down Spence's six inches. He groans and goofy smiles. Niecy massages his balls and engulfs his thick dick. Her luscious, thick lips looking so damn sexy dragging up and down that shaft. Spence pops in Niecy's very talented mouth relatively quick. She loves sucking dick... and drinking cum. Niecy swallow Spence's easily. "Mmmmmmmmmmm... So good." Niecy likes his jizz. She sucks Spence dry. "Damn... you got some sweet sperm Spence. Remind me to suck you off again later baby. Mama likes that cream you got." Spence just smiles his goofy smile. "OK Spence... you can go. Make sure you get that editing done, as quick as possible." I tell him. "OK boss. You got it." Spence closes his white cotton bathrobe and heads to the editing room. Niecy comes back over and rides my white dick up her ass for an hour. Oprah comes in and joins us. I fuck both gorgeous black sluts asses, as they take turns riding me and sucking my balls. I cum up Oprah's ass. Niecy sucks it all out of Oprah's super phat booty and sucks me clean too. She's a cum whore for sure. We drink some champagne and relax. Another fun evening for me. Kourtney sends me a text. It's a pic with a message. "Mom loves the grapes. Kiss." Kourtney writes. The picture is her mom eating my piss flavored grapes, smiling at the camera. I grin. My in laws are fun bitches. LATE NIGHT IN THE PORN STUDIO... "Good job with the Oprah video editing guys. Kelly... come with me. Spence... film it." My wife, Kelly Madison and I head to the bathroom again. Spence follows. Kelly gates on her knees, white tank top... no bra... her PERVERT chain, and nothing else. I start pissing all over her thin top. Kelly rips it, exposing those massive, natural melons of hers. I keep pissing, soaking her top, urinating all over her titties, her face... in her wide open mouth. Spence films it all. "Babe... I thought you were in here." My wife, Kim Kardashian comes in, wearing just her gold, silk bathrobe and PERVERT chain. She immediately throws the robe off and joins Kelly on her knees. Kim and Kelly share my piss. They swallow some... and rub their big, piss soaked titties together. I keep pissing. Spence keeps filming. Kim sucks my pissing dick, while Kelly sucks my balls and Kim's tits. We fuck for two hours. Kelly and Kim devour my cock and cum... and piss. I cum in both of their mouths. Kim rides my cock, while Kelly rides my face. I eat chocolate sauce out of Kelly's pussy, while Kim eats whipped cream out of my ass. I booty bang them both, doggy style, on the floor. I cum up Kelly's ass. She squats over Kim's face and and Kim eats my cum out of Kelly's luscious booty. Spence films it all and gets to editing. Kelly, Kim and I shower... and fool around some more, fucking and pissing. I love my perverted life. It's a helluva lot of fun being... The Pervert Of Perverts. 03: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/02/2019  Sex Funhouse "This is great babe... It looks like so much fun." "Yeah babe... it's wild... It makes me horny." I was in the control room to my newest perverted idea... a Sex Funhouse. I built it in my backyard. It's two floors of perverted sex fun. There are different rooms and fun places to get off sexually... in a twisted Halloween type of way. I was talking to two of my wives, Kim Kardashian and Kelly Madison. They both loved the idea. I had hired different guys... and a few girls... to work the funhouse and get the visitors off. I even let my assistant Spence play a sleazy Dracula type character in a gloryhole room... instead of him saying, "I want to suck your blood" he says, "I want you to suck my cock." Then he sticks his cock through the gloryhole and... hopefully for him... he gets a blowjob. It was my reward for him doing such a good job and putting up with all the ball busting and teasing. I had all the cameras plugged into the control room so I could watch. My wives and I had been drinking pretty heavy and Kim was a little tipsy. She looked so fucking hot, in her latex bunny suit. It was white, had big ears and her tits, pussy and world famous ass were exposed because of the holes cut out for them. She had on designer, white and diamond bunny high heels. She's so fucking hot in every way. Her ass looked especially amazing. I was rubbing it and smacking it. We kept drinking. My butler, Jeeves came in and told a business associate was there to see me about franchising the funhouses across the world. Kelly and I went to talk with the associate. I left Kim in the control room because she was tipsy from the margaritas. Kim looked at the camera screens and finished her fifth, extra strong, margarita. She started playing with her tits, pulling her brown nipples and letting them snap back in place. She decided to go look around the funhouse. She didn't realize the workers were still in there. I was gonna show the associate how it worked so I had everyone at their station. Kim walked outside, almost falling, but keeping her balance. She made the walk down to the funhouse and walked it slowly. The creepy Halloween themed music played. It was dark with laser lights everywhere. Kim made it into the first room. The HANDS ON room. There were holes all over the walls and signs that said STAND HERE on the walls. Kim looked curiously at the wall and walked over, standing under the sign, her back against the wall. All of a sudden flashing lights were everywhere and hands came through the holes in the wall. Kim tried to move away but was grabbed and pulled back against the wall. The hands groped her everywhere. Kim, though half drunk, was still surprised. The lights were flashing and blinking, strobe lights and disco balls added to the dizzying effect. The hands roughly groped Kim's big tits and awesome, phat booty. Her initial surprise was replaced by writhing on the wall and moaning from the sensations. Her nipples were so hard. Her booty was being squeezed by 8 hands. One hand reached out far enough to rub her bald pussy. Kim bit her lips and smiled so big, loving the rough groping by all those anonymous hands. Kim came all over the fingers that had slid up her pussy and were quickly fingering her. The groping continued for another twenty minutes. Kim bent over and booty shaked while her perfect ass was groped, smacked, shaked, and even fingered. Kim took three fingers up her ass, while she shaked that phat booty like only she can. She came two more times. Kim screamed in ecstasy while she was groped and came. She was dizzy front the drinks and groping, but she saw the sign for the next room... the Count Suckula I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK room. Kim Smedley and her eyes widened. She was intrigued and very horny from all the groping. She made her way into the Count Suckula room. It was decorated in a Dracula mood and feel. She saw the gloryhole. Spence, not realizing who was in the room, did his routine. "I am Count Suckula... I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK." Once again not realizing who was in the room, Spence put his soft cock through the hole and shook it. Kim thought it looked familiar... from our teasing sessions... but she was too drunk to pinpoint the cock. Kim smiled and walked over to the half hard cock poking through the gloryhole. She reached out and tickled it. It jumped. Spence moaned through the wall. Kim tickled it again. Spence moaned louder and shook his cock quickly. It grew hard. Kim moaned and grabbed it. She softly stroked it. Spence moaned loudly. Kim was excited from the moans of pleasure coming through the wall. I AM COUNT SUCKULA... I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK. Spence said again. Kim rubbed his head, her finger digging into his pee slit. His precum poured out and his cock jumped. Kim's finger was covered in precum. Kim kept rubbing his head, teasing him, driving Spence crazy. His precum poured out continuously. It covered two of Kim's fingers. She smiled, knowing how much she was pleasuring... and teasing, whoever was on the other side of the wall. Spence cock from rock hard from the teasing. Kim slowly stroked his thick cock. She wiped his precum all over his cock for lube. Kim jerked his hard, thick cock faster and faster and faster... Spence was so close to cumming... then she stopped. Kim let his pulsating cock drop out of her hand. Spence groaned in disappointment. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" He yelled through the wall. Kim smiled and giggled... turned on, but also enjoying the teasing. She grabbed his cock again, turned around and smacked it on her world famous ass. Spence pounded on the wall, loving the feeling. Kim put his cock in her ass crack and shook her booty for him. Spence kept pounding the wall, so turned on and hard. Kim's ass jerked off Spence as it shook so perfectly. Then she stopped again, moving away from the wall, letting Spence's, hard as steel cock, drop from her ass crack. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Spence screamed out again. Kim looked at Spence's average length, but thick cock and smiled again. She was horny for dick... and she liked the way Spence's thick cock looked. His precum pumped out in ridiculous amounts. Kim stuck one finger under his cock head and let the precum fountain cover her finger. She lifted her finger and looked at it. The liquid was gooey and slowly slid down her finger. She looked at Spence's cock again and smiled again. She licked pit her tongue and tasted the precum. Kim moaned, so horny and drunk, enjoying the taste. Kim put her finger in her mouth and sucked it. She sucked her finger like a cock, tasting Spence's precum. She really liked the taste. Kim smiled once more as Spence screamed out in desperation, "I'M COUNT SUCKULA... I WANT YOU TO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE SUCK MY COCK... PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Kim sucked her finger clean and knelt down. She stuck her talented tongue out and licked the underside of Spence's cock head. His cock twitched uncontrollably from the sensation. "OH MY GODDDDDDD... PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS SUCK MY COCK!!" Spence pleaded one more time. Kim giggled and chewed on his head, his precum pouring into her mouth. Kim clamped her luscious lips around Spence's cock head and sucked the precum down her throat. Kim moaned her approval of the taste and swallowed every drop. She sucked his head hard, then deepthroated his cock fast, over and over. Spence pounded hard on the wall, trying hard not to cum so quick. Kim tickled his big balls and sucked his thick cock hard, suctioning out his cum as quick as she could. Her lips were so tight around his shaft. Kim sucked Spence faster and faster, so fucking good. Spence finally gave in and blasted his jizz into my perfect wife's mouth. Kim laughed at Spence's repeated beating of the wall. "YEAHHHHHHHHH... Mmmmmmmmmmm." Kim loved the taste of Spence's jizz and swallowed it all down eagerly. Kim drank down every drop of cum, moaning so sexy. Spence was so happy. He kept thanking Kim through the wall. It finally dawned on my drunk wife, that it was Spence's cock she was sucking. She paused, but smiled and kept sucking. She felt so dirty and sleazy. She was so drunk and turned on... and she liked his jizz. Kelly, the business associate and I were in the control room watching Kim get slutty with Spence. "You see... it's a home run. People will fucking love it." I told the associate. He agreed and we shook hands, a big deal agreed upon... and it was sealed watching my super hot, drunk wife suck off my nerdy assistant. Kelly and I kissed and hugged. The Sex Funhouse was a hit. 03: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/02/2019  My Mistress Kathie Lee Gifford I was peeping in on my boss, Kathie Lee Gifford, as she was sitting on the toilet, in her master bedroom, at her house. She's not only my boss, but she's also the focus of a lot of my sexual fantasies. I was rubbing my cock, as I watched her pee and play with her clit. She's such a gorgeous woman, so sexy. I watched closely, as the piss emptied into the toilet and her beautiful hand, with those expensive, well manicured nails slowly rubbed her erect clit, in circles. Kathie Lee leaned her beautiful head back and opened her mouth, softly moaning in self pleasure. She was a beautiful vision of sexual awesomeness. Her left hand reached up and squeezed her soft, C cup breast. I'm dreamt of fucking her, so many times, but I've never made a move. She's my boss and also a powerful woman with connections. She's very nice to me, but she also will remind you that she's in charge and that you should never forget that. I watched through the crack in the door. She had forgotten to close the bathroom door all the way. I pulled my 10 inch cock out of my dress pants and let it hang there. I wanted to go through the door and shove it down her throat, so fucking bad, but I just watched. She moaned louder, assuming I was still downstairs, where I was when she went to the bathroom. I had looked through her drawers before and even taken a couple of bras, to use on my cock, as I jacked off dreaming about fucking her. I watched her, as she rubbed that gorgeous pink clit in circles, then up and down. She used the nail on her forefinger to lightly scratch the erect clit, pulling it all the way up and then letting it fall back into place. She squeezed her left breast through her red blouse. She has such beautiful breasts. All natural and so soft. Every time she hugs me, I concentrate on the feeling of them, as they rub against my chest. She was moaning louder, almost reaching climax, when I accidentally bumped the bathroom door. DAMN, she looked at the door, startled. "Dick, is that you?" She asked. I didn't know what to say. She pulled her beige skirt down quickly and came through the door. There I was, standing there looking at her, with my huge, hard cock sticking out. I didn't say anything. There wasn't much to say. She had caught me, not with my pants down, but with them up and my cock out, flopping in the breeze, so to speak. Kathie Lee looked at me, with an upset and stern look. She slowly walked over to me and just looked at me. She looked down at my hard cock and back up at me. She folded her arms and shook her head. Her long, dark blonde hair, tied back in a ponytail, moving, as she shook her head. She didn't say a word. She just looked at me with that angry look, her arms folded. I felt bad. I felt I had screwed up my job and she would fire me. No more nice, breast rubbing hugs. No more hanging out at her house, watching her at her pool, in a bikini. I prepared for the firing. "I'm so sorry..." I tried to apologize, but she cut me off. "I'm so mad at you Dick. You invaded my privacy. You watched me use the bathroom and pleasure my self. Your disgusting. YOU PERVERT!!" She was really mad and I felt even worse. I started to apologize again, but she just grabbed my hard cock and squeezed it, so freaking hard. I grimaced in pain. She slapped it really hard and slapped my balls really hard too. I grimaced again. She had an evil smirk on her face. She was enjoying hurting me. She kept slapping my cock and balls. She slapped them, as hard as she could. She even kneed me in the balls. I bent over and grunted. She grabbed my hair and jerked my head back. "You stand there and take it bitch!" She slapped my face hard, grabbing it in her right hand and squeezing it. She took her right, high heel shoe off and grabbed the back of it. She slammed the front end down on my cock, as hard as she could. I grunted loud and bent over in pain. She pulled me back up. She kept slapping my rock hard cock with her shoe over and over. It fucking hurt so bad. She just smirked and laughed. After about 15 or so whacks, of her shoe on my cock, she stopped. She just looked at me again. She had that same angry and stern look on her face, from earlier. "You probably enjoyed that, you disgusting pervert. Look, you're still hard. I knew you liked it... What shall I do with you? Hmmmm, I could fire you." She slapped my face again. "I could call the police on you. " She slapped me again and slapped my cock very hard too. "Hmmmm, I just don't know what the perfect punishment should be." She walked around me, in a circle, slowly. She shad her arms crossed and was rubbing her chin. She looked so fucking sexy. I was in pain, but also, very much turned on. "I have it! I will make you my slave. You can keep your job Dick. Even though you're a filthy pervert, you're a very good assistant, so I'll keep you around. You will address me as Mistress, at all times. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" She squeezed and twisted my big balls. I grunted loud. "Yes Mistress." I painfully answered. "You are not to touch or sexually gratify yourself at all, in any way, unless I give you permission. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" She squeezed on my balls again. Bent over in pain, I answered her. "Yes Mistress." "You will be at my beckon call and you will obey me at all times, without exception. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" She squeezed my cock and twisted it. I grimaced in pain again. "Yes Mistress." I answered, once more. "Good, now massage my feet slave." She sat on the bed and took her other shoe off. "Yes Mistress." I picked her right foot up and softly rubbed it. Every inch, from toe to heel. I rubbed my thumbs into her sole, back and forth, massaging it. I did the same with her left foot. I alternated, one foot at a time. I rubbed every ridge and wrinkle. Softly, but also firmly, rubbing every inch, of both tan feet. "Lick them and kiss them slave." She ordered. "Yes Mistress." I softly and slowly licked every inch, of both feet. Even between her toes. I softly kissed every inch of both feet, as well. I rubbed them, as I licked and kissed them. My head down. "Suck my toes slave." She ordered and I obeyed. "Yes Mistress." I sucked each toe, starting with the big toe, all the way down to the pinkie toe. I sucked all ten toes slowly, as I massaged her sexy, tan feet. I sucked them, in and out of my mouth, slowly. Her red nail polish, on her toenails, looked great. I'm not a foot guy, but she had great feet. She may be in her 60's, but she's still gorgeous, from head to toes. "Go home now slave, but remember our deal. Not touching yourself. Oh, here's something for you to think about tonight." I looked at her, before I walked out of her bedroom. She took her red blouse off and her white, lacy bra as well. She played with her gorgeous tits, as I looked at her and them. She shook them and smirked at me. "Remember slave, no touching that thing of yours. You better not even think about cumming. No self pleasure in any way. DO YOU UNDERSTAND SLAVE?" I looked at her beautiful face and those beautiful, soft, tan tits and breathed a deep breath, exhaling slowly, so turned on by her. "Yes Mistress." "Good, now get out." She ordered. I left, thinking about her and those tits, on the drive home. I couldn't stop thinking about her all night. I obeyed her command and didn't pleasure, or even touch myself. I drove her to work the next morning. On the way, she all of a sudden pulled up her white tank top and pulled her gorgeous tits out of her white bra and played with the nipples. She was enjoying teasing me. She pulled the thick nipples and flicked them, they were already hard. "Do you think I have beautiful tits slave?" She asked and I gave a simple, obvious answer. "Yes Mistress, they are absolutely gorgeous Mistress." "I agree slave. I bet you would love to have them wrapped around that big cock of yours." She said smirking. "Yes Mistress. I would love that so fucking much." I answered. She slapped my face hard. "You dirty Pervert. Don't talk like that to me." She slapped me again. "I'm sorry Mistress. Your just so perfect in every way I got excited. I apologize." I tried to concentrate on the road. She pulled her nipples as far as they would go, holding them. She let them pop back into place and looked at them, rubbing them up and down very fast. I looked over at her and she got mad. "WATCH THE ROAD YOU PERVERT!!" She took her tennis shoe off and smacked my crotch with it, hard. I grunted very loud, but quickly regained my composure. A trucker pulled beside us and Kathie Lee smirked a very devious smirk. She turned towards the trucker, flashing him. She shook her gorgeous tits for him. He honked his horn and pulled away. "I flashed him, but you better watch the road slave! You're at my mercy. You only get pleasure if I feel like allowing it. You're a filthy, worthless slave!" She laughed and slapped my face again. She then pinched and twisted my right nipple, very hard. She kept twisting it, so fucking hard. I groaned, but concentrated on the road. "Yes Mistress. I understand." I said in pain. "Good slave. Keep flattering me pig" She commanded. "You are the most beautiful, sexiest, most gorgeous woman on earth. You have the most perfect breasts, the most perfect body. You are a goddess like none other Mistress." I said, with a hard, hurting cock in my pants. "Good pig. Very good." She surprised me, by reaching over and rubbing my hard cock through my pants. She squeezed it gently and rubbed it slowly. FUCK, it felt good, but she stopped. "Only a small taste of my pleasure for you pig." She put her tits back in her bra and pulled her tank top down. We pulled into the NBC studios parking garage and went upstairs to her dressing room. She got dressed, with me watching. I had to stand there, watching, but not touch myself. She walked over and lightly brushed her hand up and down my crotch, to tease me. I had to stay in her dressing room and not move at all, while she filmed her show. They did a bathing suit segment, so Kathie Lee came in and took her clothes off. I breathed in slowly, trying not to cum in my pants, looking at her. "Don't you dare cum in those pants slave, or you're fired!" She looked at me, playing with her beautiful breasts, teasing me and laughing at me. She walked up to me and pressed her naked body against mine, rubbing it on me. "Let's play a little game slave. I'm gonna try and make you cum, but if you do, you're fired." She laughed and pulled my cock out of my pants. She jerked it really fast. Her hand was speeding up and down my thick shaft. "Cum for me baby. Cum for me Dick. I want you to fuck me Dick. Fuck me so good baby." She said, in her sexiest and most teasing voice. She slowly licked my cheek and jerked my cock faster and faster and faster. I held off from cumming. I closed my eyes and forced myself not to cum. Kathie Lee turned away from me and bent over, rubbing her naked ass on my rock hard, throbbing cock. "Cum on Dick. Shove it up my wet pussy baby. Just shove it in and fuck my brains out. Shoot your thick cum deep in my pussy. HA HA HA." She was loving, driving me insane, with her gorgeous body. She softly rubbed that beautiful, well trimmed pussy on my cock. Her labia gripping my cock, leaving a trail of pussy juice on it, as it rubbed slowly up and down it. I was so fucking hard. My cock felt like a bar of steel. I wanted to cum so fucking bad, but I knew I couldn't. I knew I couldn't shove my cock up her pussy either. "Good slave." She turned back around, grabbed my cock and leaned over, her mouth inches from my throbbing monster. She lightly blew warm air, on the tip of my cock. She kept blowing air on it, my cock twitching repeatedly. I was losing my mind. I wanted her so damn bad. She knew it and smiled up at me, laughing. She stuck her tongue out, almost touching my cock with it. It was so close to it. My cock wanted to jump into her mouth, but she just teased me, licking her tongue up and down, and but never touching my cock with it. "Lay down slave. NOW!!" She ordered and I obeyed. I laid on the floor. Kathie Lee walked over to my face, rubbing her pussy. She looked down at me and smiled. She squatted down a d placed her beautiful, wet pussy on my mouth. She grinded it on my mouth. "Eat my pussy slave and make it good. Make me cum!" I shoved my tongue as far up her pussy as I could and licked her out rapidly. I wiggled it in her pussy, twisting it across every inch of her insides. I swabbed her pussy walls with my tongue and licked them, darting my tongue quickly back and forth. She moaned and ground that sweet pussy on my mouth, looking at me. I licked her out, as fast as I could and reached up, smacking her clit softly. I pinched it hard, then rubbed it very fast, my tongue twisting across her pussy walls, licking fast. She moaned loudly and came in my mouth. She covered my tongue with her sweet pussy cream and I licked it all up, swallowing every damn drop. I kissed her pussy over and over, licking it totally clean. "Very good slave. Very good." She got off of my face and leaned down, kissing me. She tasted herself and smacked her lips. She got up and put on her swimsuit. She told me to stand up and keep my cock rock hard, while she was gone, but not touch myself. I obeyed. It was easy. I just thought about eating that beautiful pussy. Kathie Lee came back, after they finished filming the show. She brought Hoda with her. They both were wearing one piece, pink swimsuits. Hoda was shocked, when she saw me standing there, with my 10 thick inches, rock hard. She walked over to me and grabbed it, stroking it. I just stood there and enjoyed her hand on my cock. Kathie Lee closed the door and locked it. "You're gonna fuck Hoda, while I watch, slave. You're gonna pound the shit out of her and make her cum three times. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Kathie Lee ordered. "Yes Mistress. Thank you Mistress. You are the most gorgeous and best Mistress ever." I said smiling, excited to get to fuck someone. "Yes, you're right slave. NOW FUCK HER SILLY AND REMEMBER, SHE MUST CUM THREE TIMES!!" Kathie Lee sat down and watched, as I pulled off Hoda's swimsuit, bending her over, smacking her caramel ass, squeezing it. I leaned over and twisted my tongue, in and out of her pussy, licking her out fast. "You've got him trained very well Kathie Lee. Mmmmmmmmm." Hoda said, moaning and wiggling her sexy caramel ass all over my face. I stood up and slammed my huge cock up her wet, hairy pussy hard. I grabbed her dark brown hair, pulling it hard and smacked her ass. She moaned loud. I pounded her pussy, so fucking hard. My cock was like steel, from all the sexual teasing by Kathie Lee. My thick cock stretched out Hoda's wet pussy. I slammed my cock in that caramel pussy with awesome force. She squirted all over my cock, screaming in pleasure. "FUCK MEEEEEE!!" Hoda screamed, as I kept pummeling her tight pussy. I reached down and pinched her small, brown clit very hard. She screamed. I rubbed it as fast as I could and pounded up her soaking wet pussy. She came again, squirting all over my cock. I pulled out, her juice shooting out, on me and the floor. I slammed back up her pussy hard and pulled out, repeating the process several times. I smacked her ass hard. She screamed again. I pounded her pussy with relentless power and supersonic speed. "I'M CUMMMINGGGGGGGG!!" There it was, number three. Hoda squirted on my cock and wiggled that sexy ass on it. "DON'T YOU CUM SLAVE!!" Kathie Lee shouted. I stopped fucking Hoda immediately. I didn't move. Kathie Lee got up and walked over to me. She rubbed my chest and slapped my face. She rubbed Hoda's ass and smacked it. Hoda moaned. Kathie Lee walked over to her desk, pulling off her swimsuit. She sat on the edge of her desk and rubbed her pussy. She looked at us and smiled. "He cums in me bitch. Get over here slave and fuck me silly." Kathie Lee commanded. I pulled out of Hoda and ran over to Kathie Lee. I shoved my cock up her beautiful pussy and fucked her hard and fast. I was so excited, finally getting to fuck my dream woman. All of the abuse and teasing was worth it. I reached up and squeezed her amazing tits. I pulled her thick nipples and squeezed them, her tit milk shooting out. I quickly put my mouth on her tits, sucking them, swallowing her sweet milk. I sucked them hungrily, as I pounded her pussy relentlessly. "I'M CUMMMMMMMMINGGGGGG!!" Kathie Lee screamed and squirted all over my cock. I took charge now and pulled out of her pussy quickly flipping her over. I smacked her ass hard and pulled her ponytail. I slammed up her soaking wet, sexy pussy so fucking hard. "YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW KATHIE LEE!! THIS IS MY FUCKING PUSSY NOW!!" I became the boss. She was my bitch now. I pounded her fucking pussy harder and fucking harder, drilling all 10 thick inches up that famous snatch as fucking hard as I could. "YES BABY TAKE IT!! TAKE YOUR PUSSY!! IT'S YOURS!! I'M YOURS!! FUCK MEEEEEEE!!" Kathie Lee yelled out in pleasure. I smacked her fucking ass hard! I pulled her ponytail hard and just fucked that bitch fucking silly! She squirted again, all over my cock. I drilled up her pussy and rubbed her hard clit so damn fast, my hand was a blur. She screamed out in pleasure again and squirted again, all over my cock. I pulled out, her cum shot out, all over me and the floor. I shoved my super hard, throbbing cock, all the fucking way up her tight ass. She yelled and lurched forward. I pulled her fucking ponytail hard and drilled her fucking ass, spreading it wide, with my huge cock. Hoda came over and knelt down, sucking my big balls, as I pummeled Kathie Lee's tight ass. "YESSSSSSSSSSS!! FUCK MY ASSSSSSSS DICKKKKKKKK!! IT'S YOUR ASS BABYYYYYYY!!" Kathie Lee screamed. She squirted again, all over Hoda this time. Hoda licked her clean and resumed sucking my big balls. I pulled out and pulled Kathie Lee down to the floor. I shoved my cock in her mouth, fucking it fast. I grunted and came my thick load in her mouth. She swallowed quickly. I came a ton. I hadn't cum in awhile and it poured out. She swallowed five mouthfuls of thick cum. She looked up at me, smiling, sucking my pulsing cock, her tongue licking it, as she sucked it. She swallowed every damn drop. Kathie Lee sucked me totally clean. She kissed Hoda, letting her taste my cream. They both sucked me dry. I let loose and pissed all over their faces. They were shocked, but I didn't give a shit. I just kept pissing. They both sucked my cock, as I pissed in their mouths. They sucked me dry again, after I finished pissing in their mouths. We fucked for another hour in Kathie Lee's dressing room. I came in both of their asses. Hoda came home with us. We fucked on the drive home. I pulled over and fucked both of them, out in the open, on the side of the road. Cars and trucks honked their horns as they passed us. I had both women bent over the hood of the car, fucking their brains out. I pissed on their fucking faces, right there on the highway. I made them both my sex sluts. I own them both now. I moved in with Kathie Lee. I'm the master now. She obeys me, every second of every day. Hoda is my bitch too. They are both my sexual property and I use them both everyday. I fuck Kathie Lee any way I want, any time I want, now. She gives her body to me happily. I enjoyed being her slave, but I enjoy being her master even more. She's such a gorgeous sex goddess. We have so much fun now and it all started where her being... My Mistress Kathie Lee Gifford. 03: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

10/02/2019  ESPN XXX My name is Dick. I took over, as the new President of ESPN, recently. I wanted to make BIG changes and I certainly did. We all know sex sells and I wanted to take that to the extreme here at ESPN. I instituted some very controversial, yet very effective, programming changes and rules here at the Worldwide Leader In Sports. They were met with some strong skepticism and outright disapproval by certain employees, but after some "convincing" by me, I can be very persuasive, the critics came on board. One of my more popular changes was Topless Tuesdays. Yeah, you can guess what that means. Seeing your favorite female sports anchors talk about sports, while they're showing their tits, is not too surprisingly, a very popular idea. I'm in my office right now watching Linda Cohn talk about her beloved New York Rangers, while her very perky breasts are on full display, for our very large and growing, audience. Her thick 50 plus year old nipples are rock hard and dripping tit milk. I instructed all my women, to get the milk flowing, if they had any in there. I remember "convincing" Linda to go along with the program. It actually didn't take much. Just some sweet talk and a raise and she was on her knees sucking my large cock. She jerked it with both hands, licking the head, while she smiled up at me. I smacked her face and forced her mouth down on my cock. She liked the rough oral sex. She started playing with her hairy pussy, while she deepthroated my big cock. I grabbed her fucking hair and pounded her throat hard. I get off on rough sex and Linda turns me on, so I fucked her mouth very aggressively and super fast. Her saliva drooled out all over my balls. I pulled her head off of my cock and made her lick them clean, which she did. Linda is a good cocksucker, it's one of the reasons I kept her. I pulled her red top up and pulled her C cup tits out of her white bra. I smacked my big cock on them and she wrapped her tits around my cock. I fucked her tits hard, drilling up in between those nice, older tits with lustful aggression. She licked my cock head, as it popped through, looking at me, smiling. I pinched her pink nipples hard and flicked them, squeezing out sum tit milk. I used it as lubrication, gliding my cock through her tit tunnel faster and faster. I grunted and pushed my cock head into her mouth, filling her sucking mouth with my thick jizz. I gave her three mouthfuls. She got the first two down, but spilled sum of the third down onto her tits, but she looked at me and held her great tits up to her mouth, licking them clean. She sucked my cock clean as well. I heard a knock on my door, it was Hannah Storm. She came in smiling, batting her eyes. She knew how to keep the boss happy. She was wearing a red button down blouse, that was unbuttoned past her small tits. She also wore a very short, black leather mini skirt and knee high, black leather boots. She had on black stockings as well. She was hot. She had on great lip gloss too. "Hey boss, just checking in, seeing if you need anything. Anything at all." She smirked at me, in a very sexy way and put her finger to her lips, softly gliding it across them. About sixty seconds later, she was bent over my desk and I was already pounding her tight ass with my long, thick cock. I smacked her nice ass hard. "YES!! FUCK MY ASS DADDY!!" She liked it. I spread her ass cheeks wide and watched my big cock drill up her ass. I watched every inch push up her ass hard. I smacked her ass again. "I LOVE YOUR BIG COCK IN MY ASS DICK!! FUCK MEEEEEEEEE!!" I reached under her and smacked her clit repeatedly, as I drilled her ass. I rubbed her pink clit as fast as possible and pulled her light brown hair, pounding that sweet ass relentlessly. She squirted all over my pants and floor and I kept drilling her ass harder and harder. I rubbed her clit fast, all the way through her orgasm. I pulled her head back to me and kissed her sexy, glossy lips. I squeezed her tits, through her top and fucked her ass so hard, my desk moved. I came up her ass, overflowing it with my creamy cum. It poured out when I pulled my cock out. She turned around and knelt down, sucking me clean and rubbing my big balls. She smiled her sexy smile at me, as she sucked every drop of creamy jizz I had in my balls out. I had installed cameras all over the facility, to catch any sex action going on and there always was something going on. I've caught Linda Cohn sucking off two interns in front of everyone. The crowd was cheering them on. She opened her mouth, with two loads of cum in it and swallowed hard, then showing everyone that she swallowed it all. I've caught Nicole Briscoe getting double vaginal from two male on air talents, in the ladies bathroom. She let them cum on her great tits and she pissed on their faces, as well. I've caught Wendy Nix getting gangbanged on the set of NFL Live. She took 10 cocks in her orifices and was flooded with cum, just minutes before she went on air. She did the show flawlessly. She's a trooper. Maybe my favorite female employee at ESPN is Sarah Spain. I brought her into Bristol from Chicago for the sole purpose of fucking her silly. She's tall, has long brown hair and big natural tits. She turns me on big time. She took some convincing, to get on board with the porn makeover, but I managed to talk her into it. I even gave her a massage, my kind of massage. I started at her shoulders, but quickly made my way to her DD breasts. I squeezed them, loving the feel of them. She moaned and rubbed my hands, as I fondled her big tits. I pulled her Cubs tee shirt off and pulled her big tits out of her white, lacy bra. They hung over the cups so nicely. I pinched them hard, rubbing the tips of them fast with my thumbs. Sarah loved my breast work, "Mmmmmmmmm, I love your hands all over my big tits Dick. I'm gonna cum from them. I want you to fuck them baby." I leaned over and licked her thick, light brown nipples and sucked them hard. Licking her tits, as I sucked them, pulling her nipples with my mouth. I stuffed her whole breast in my mouth and sucked each one. Sarah came all over her fingers, she had shoved up her bald pussy. I sucked them clean. I turned the chair around and slapped her big tits with my big cock. She wrapped those gorgeous, natural tits around my cock and I fucked them, looking right at her. She spit all over my cock, smiling at me, lubricating my cock for the tit fuck. I banged those big titties hard and fast. Squeezing them, as I pounded them, at turbo speed. She has great tits, so big and soft, perfect for tit fucking. I drove my throbbing cock between her funbags, pushing into her mouth. She sucked my cock, as it pushed into her sexy mouth. Her lips gloss and saliva making my cock all shiny. I banged those luscious tits harder, slapping them and squeezing them hard. She spit on my cock and sucked it clean. I looked right at her and came in her sucking mouth. Filling it three times with thick cum. She swallowed every fucking drop and sucked me clean, licking my cock all over and chewing the head. I pulled her hair and bent her over my desk. I rammed my cock all the way up her super wet pussy and piledrove it, like a sex demon. I smacked her ass and pulled her hair, her big tits hanging down, flopping, as I drilled her pussy good. She squirted all over my cock and I pulled out, pulling her head around, shoving my cock down her throat. She tasted herself, as I pummeled her throat. I flipped her on her back and put her long legs on my shoulders. I slammed my thick cock up her ass, reaching up and squeezing her big tits, holding them, as I drilled her ass. My big, throbbing cock slammed all 10 inches up her tight ass. "FUCK MY ASS DICKKKKKKK!! I FUCKING LOVE YOUR COCK IN MY ASS DADDYYYYYYY!!" I slammed up her ass harder, with intense sexual, lustful force. "TAKE MY FUCKING COCK BITCH!! YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW!! THIS IS MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!! DON'T FUCKING FORGET IT!!" I yelled, marking my territory. "YES DADDY, ITS ALL YOURS!! I'M YOUR BITCH DICK!!" She loved it and I decided to mark my territory once more... I pissed deep in her ass. I flooded her tight ass with my piss, it spurted out around my cock. Fuck, it felt good. I pulled out and pissed on her ass. I pulled her head around and pissed on her face. She opened her mouth and I pissed in it. She sucked my cock head and swallowed all the piss I shot into her mouth. She squirted all over my desk chair, as I fucked her mouth and slapped her pussy. She looked up at me and sucked my cock ravenously, deepthroating it, spitting on it, as she took her mouth off of it and deepthroating it again. I rubbed her big, erect clit faster with blinding speed. I spit on it and rubbed it in, rubbing it faster. She sucked my cock so fast, I couldn't hold out. I rubbed her clit as fast as I could and we both came at the same time. I dumped my thick load in her mouth, as she squirted on my chair again. Fuck it, I got another chair. She looked up at me with her beautiful eyes and sucked me clean, sucking my balls, as well. I licked her pussy cum off of my fingers. She's very tasty. Later in the week, I found myself watching Sarah get felt up by two fans on air. It was a contest for a lucky fan, we had a tie this time, so there were two lucky fans. She unbuttoned her top and pulled her big tits out of her bra and they groped them. They were so happy, like me. I was getting a blowjob from Chris McKendry. She was on her knees sucking my cock, stroking it too, as I watched the fans feel up Sarah. They squeezed her funbags so much, they were so happy. They pulled their clocks out and wanted to titfuck her, but she only let them jerk off onto her tits. Chris was sucking me good. Twisting her head and hands on my shaft, sucking me fast. She fingered my ass and sucked me harder. I came in her mouth, flooding it with my thick load, as the fans came on Sarah's big tits. She pulled their faces into her tits and wiped their cum off of her tits, with their faces. They were shocked, but Sarah and I, laughed. She licked her tits slowly, winking at them and they smiled. She spit the cum in her mouth on them and laughed again. They were happy though. They fit to fondle Sarah Spain's big tits and cum on them. They even cut a promo, "ESPN, the Worldwide Leader In Sports... And Cumshots." Chris sucked me clean and licked my cock and balls, smiling very sexy at me, as she did. I pissed in her mouth, catching her off guard, but she quickly got into it. She swallowed most of it. Some of it spilled on her hands and my balls. She licked it all up, looking at me the whole time and winked at me. I love running ESPN. I'm a sports fan and I love fucking sexy chicks, so it satisfies both loves. We make our own porn movies and sell them on the ESPN website. Everything from office blowjob and gloryholes, to gangbangs and piss bukkakes. It's a fun place to work and fuck. It's... ESPN XXX. 03: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

09/27/2019  Swagged Out with My Cock Out Swagg Pimpin' Sex Parody On the patio outside my penthouse suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Lighting a blunt. Smoking, looking at the pool party downstairs. All nude and shit... swaggin'... hangin' 10 thick. Hands on the rail, smoke in the air. What's next Dick? What about those lame ass hoes that talk shit on Literotica? Who's gettin' swagg pimped next? God damn I'm horny... where's my bitch at? "There you are sweetie. I was wondering where you went." Penny (from The Big Bang Theory) walks out... wearing only a pink and white bandana around her head and a white cotton hotel towel. She kisses my cheek and stands beside me. "Sweetie... you're all comfy huh? Showing off that gorgeous cock of yours." Penny reaches down and strokes my dick. I smoke and watch the people partying. "Just thinkin' about life. A lot of shit to deal with... gonna start fresh and drop the lame shit that's been eating away at me. Time for me to be me and show these motherfuckers who Dick The Motherfucking Pimp really is. No rules... no BS... no fucks given. Swagg out with my big ass cock out. Pimp of Pimps." "That's right baby... you're the motherfucking king. The Pimp of Pimps. Swagged out with that gorgeous cock out sweetie." Penny wants me. She takes her towel off. I look over her hot ass body. We spend the next half hour fucking right there on the patio...the people at the pool looking up and cheering us on. Penny's bent over the rail, my 10 inches buried in her bald, pussy cum coated snatch. I grab her bandana, pull it and force fuck her pussy mercilessly. My crotch slaps her ass and thighs hard, each time I thrust hard up her pussy, driving all 10 thick inches up her sweet snatch. "FCUKKKKKKKKKK...POUND MY PUSSY SWEETIE... I'M YOUR BITCH... USE ME DADDY!!" Penny squirts like a fountain, all over my impaling cock and out onto my big, meaty balls. I also her right tit, as it hangs down, jiggling from the pussy pounding I'm giving her. "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Penny squirts again.i pull out, watch her pussy jizz shoot out, then I SLAM back up her snatch,all the damn way. I fuck that sweet pussy supersonics fast, my cock flying at hyper speed in and out, my crotch slapping that perfect ass each fucking time I thrust in. I twist and pull her rubbery, hard, pink nipples. I twist them as hard as possible. Penny screams out in pleasurable pain. I pull the nipples, then shake them as fast as possible. "OH MY GODDDDDDDDD...YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!" Penny loves it all. She blasts out another load of pussy cum, right as I fill her pounded out cunt full of my cock cream. "FUCK!! FILL MY PUSSY WITH YOUR CUM SWEETIE...I FUCKING LIVE YOUR BIG COCK!!" Penny gasps for air, worn out sexually. We kiss... our tongues fucking. I slap and squeeze those sweet 32C titties, as they onlookers at the pool applaud and whistle for our performance. We wave. I stand next to the railing and start pissing. My piss rains down from above. The partiers cheer. I smirk. "Oh my God babe. Your pissing all over them and they love it. Oh my God. I love LA." "So do I baby do... so the fuck do I." I raise my left arm, as the people cheer, and keep pissing from the penthouse. You gotta love the crazy, drunk ass, partying motherfuckers in LA. I'm staying in the Beverly Hills Hotel while my new pad in Beverly Hills is being remodeled. The pimp life pays very well... especially mine. I brought in 4 mil last week alone. You see, I'm a celebrity pimp. I pimp a non famous ho from time to time... or just for the hell of it, but usually it's movie stars, pop stars and WWE sluts for me. I made 50 Gs from Sasha Banks yesterday. A judge wanted to dip his old vanilla stick in her sweet milk chocolate, so I set it up. I got my assistant Spence (from The King of Queens) to film it, so I could watch it... and put it on my website... with a little editing to cover the judge's face. Later in the day... "Damn Dick... you can do some blow babe." My drug buddy, former pornstar turned comedienne Alia Janine says, watching me snort two 8 balls. I watch her snort one off of my body... from my chest down to my cock. "Sexy slut. Snort that shit." Alia smiles up at me and shirts her way down to my cock head. She licks it, then sucks it. She bobs her dark brown haired head, as she blows me, suctioning her wet lips tightly up and down my ten inches. Five minutes later, I blow my wad in her mouth. I fill Alia's slutty mouth with my cock cream. She happily gulps it all down. I pimp Alia too. Twenty five Gs for a titty fuck or blowjob. Thirty for anal. Forty for the full experience. My rates for my hoes vary. A few other of my hoes... Courteney Cox 250 to 500 Gs... Jennifer Aniston 500 to a million... Tyra Banks 500 to a million... Courtney Love 40 to 50 Gs... Jenna Jameson 50 to 100 Gs... Mariah Carey 400 to 750 Gs. I have a lot of other hoes. I have a Kardashian family rate of 2 to 5 mil for the sisters... except Kim, she's mine... and the mother. I wouldn't even consider pimpin' Kim for less than 10 mil... I've had several offers that high. I pimp my girl Penny on special occasions. 25 K for a bj... an will cost ya 50 K. She's got the sweetest ass. Later that night... I'm hanging out... smoking, doing some blow, and drinking with my girl Penny and my assistant Spence (from The King of Queens). Penny is mostly wasted. Spence has only smoked and drank a little... He's too scared to do coke. After about an hour of convincing, I get him to snort a small line. I laugh at the nerdy motherfucker. He's so timid sometimes, it's funny as hell. He's always nervous. It gets on my nerves, but he's a good lackey, so I keep him around. Penny's looking smoking hot as usual. She's got on a pink, skimpy, two piece, thong bikini and pink stripper pumps. She's got her long blonde hair in braids, aka Bo Derek in the movie 10. She's also got on the pink and white bandana from earlier. Damn... Penny is a hot bitch... for fucks sake. Spence and I have on our swim trunks. I've also got on my SWAGG PIMPIN' gold and diamond studded chain. Always swagged out. We smoke and drink some more. Penny is horny and wasted. We make out, while Spence finishes the blunt. My fucking phone rings. I ignore it. It keeps ringing and I keep ignoring it, feeling up Penny, as she puts her hand in my trunks and jerks me off. I get a text. It's from a big client... a seven figure one. He's hiring the Kardashians again. He did last week. This time he wants a gangbang with his rich friends. Damn... that's a five million dollar job. Fuck yeah! Only problem is he wants a meeting while he's in town... he's from Vegas. I decide to put off fucking Penny, so I can meet the rich, old businessman and get that 5 mil. "Sorry babe, but business calls. A big job. I'll be back as soon as I can." "Ahhhhhh... Damn Dick... I'm horny." "Sorry baby, but 5 mil is waiting." I kiss my disappointed girlfriend and head out. "Damn..." Penny says... frustrated, wasted and horny. She starts playing with her 32C titties in her swimsuit, ignoring Spence. He stares and pours himself a drink. He's half baked and he's got a hard on in his swim trunks. Penny drinks a margarita... chugs it... and pulls her tits out of her swimsuit top. Spence just stares... and pours some of the Jim Beam on his lap. It snaps him out of his lust gaze at Penny. He chugs part of the bottle and coughs hard... too much liquor for him. He keeps staring at Penny, who's still ignoring him. Penny reaches into a drawer on the coffee table and pulls out a pink vibrator. It's small, but powerful. Spence goes wide eyed, as he watches Penny pull her thong to the side and fuck herself with the dildo... still oblivious to Spence and his drooling stare. Spence's six inches is rock hard in his swim trunks watching Penny slide that pink vibrator slowly in and out of her leaking pussy. Each time she pulls it out, Spence sees her juices clinging to, then dripping from, the vibrator. He swallows hard... and drinks straight from the bottle of Jim Beam. "Mmmmmmmmmm... Dick why did you leave sweetie? I need that big dick bad." Penny moas in her sexiest voice and fucks her pussy quicker with the vibrator. Her tits heave, her rubbery, pink nipples rock hard and pulsing. Spence puts the bottle of whiskey down and rubs his thick cock, in his trunks. Penny has her eyes closed, writhing on the sofa, slowly licking her pink lip glossed, glistening, wet lips. Penny finally opens her eyes and sees Spence. She's startled, having forgotten he was there. She's wasted, and in the middle of heavy sexual arousal. "I forgot you were here Spence." "Its OK. Sorry I was staring. I'll leave." Penny starts fucking herself with her pink vibrator again. The buzzing from the toy makes her squirt. "Fuck..." Penny pulls the vibrator out of her pussy and watches her pussy cum shoot out, covering the pink toy. Spence stares hard, as he gets up to leave the room. "It's OK sweetie. You can stay and watch if you want. I'm so fucking horny, I want you to watch me." "Ummmm...are you sure?" "Yes sweetie... sit down... and take out your cock, before it rips a hole in your swimtrunks." Penny smiles. She turns off the vibrator and puts it in her mouth, sucking it like a cock. She watches Spence, as he pulls his thick, six inches out. It's leaking precum, glistening like Penny's wet lips. Penny smiles again, and sucks the vibrator clean of her pussy juices. She sees Spence's cock twitch, and pump out more clear fluid. It slowly runs down his cock. Penny licks the vibrator, driving Spence crazy. "Jerk it for me... Get some more precum out sweetie." Spence is so turned on by the gorgeous blonde goddess across from him. He jerks his cock, careful not to go too fast and cum. The precum slowly oozes out of his cock, running down it and onto his small, chubby hands. Penny spreads her legs wide... putting her right leg on the sofa. She rubs her clit, then spreads her juicy, cum coated labia wide. Spence stares in lustful awe at Penny's perfect, bald pussy, spread wide open for him to see. Penny spits on the vibrator then slowly slides it up her tight pussy. The vibrator eases up into Penny's pink, wet folds. Spence is drooling. Penny laughs, and moans from the vibrator. Penny's nipples are throbbing hard. Her small areola tingling with excitement. Spence just stares, open mouthed, and jerks his cock. "Wanna taste my pussy?" Penny surprises Spence. He nods, as he stares... in a sexual trance, so turned on by Penny. He gets up and walks over to Penny, kneeling down in front of her. He doesn't wait for instructions. He shoves his face into Penny's soaking wet snatch and gobbles it up. The vibrator slips out into his mouth. He gags. Penny laughs and moans loudly, as Spence takes the vibrator from his mouth and shoves his tongue up Penny's delicious, bald pussy, licking every inch of her pink folds, lapping up her sweet juices. Penny grinds on Spence's face. "FUCKKKKKKKKK... I'M COMINGGGGGGGGG!!" Penny squirt hard into Spence's sucking mouth. He's sucks it all out, and drinks it down. Spence dines on Penny cumming twat. He licks her totally clean. "Mmmmmmmm... that was good sweetie. I guess I should return the favor." Penny pulls Spence up. His thick, soaked with precum cock jumps in front of her face. Penny smiles, then sticks out her tongue and laps up the precum, licking every inch of Spence's thick cock, collecting the fluid on her tongue. She shows it to Spence, then she pulls her tongue I to her mouth and swallows it all down. Penny smacks her lips. "Mmmmmm... delicious sweetie. I hope the real thing tastes just as good. I'm thirsty for some cum... so feed it to me sweetie." Spence stares hard at Penny, as she engulfs his entire cock, licking all over it in her mouth, sucking fast and hard on his thick shaft. Penny's mouth bulges from his girth. Her head bobs fast. Spence grabs Penny's head and fucks her mouth. "Mmmmmm... do it harder sweetie." Penny mumbles around his thick shaft. Spence obliges and fucks Penny's very talented mouth harder and harder, slamming into her throat. "YEAHHHHHHHH... MMMMMMMMM." Penny mains, as Spence's cock jerks in her mouth and throat. She pulls back slightly, wanting him to dump his entire load in her sucking mouth. He does. Spence's cock pumps out his thick cream onto Penny's licking tongue. "OHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKK!!" Spence yells out, as he cums. He smiles a huge, goofy smile and holds Penny's head, as he cums hard in her mouth. When he's finished, his now soft cock falls out of Penny's mouth. She opens it and shows Spence his jizz in her mouth. Penny shakes her eyebrows at Spence, and swallow his entire load in one gulp. Spence grins happily. "Mmmmmm... the real thing tastes even better than the precum. So good sweetie. Yum! I might let you feed me some more of that from time to time. It will be our little secret." Penny smiles sweetly at Spence, and sucks him dry. They spend the next hour with Spence's cock in Penny's ass. He loves her ass and Penny loves getting fucked in it. Spence bends her over the sofa, the counter in the kitchen and sits on the toilet as Penny rides his cock in her ass. Penny screams out in pleasure, cumming twice. She even sucks another load out, right before I get there. She swallows it down and kisses Spence... letting him taste his own jizz. "Remember sweetie... it's our little secret. Keep your mouth shut... and your cock hard. I'll let you fuck me again if you're a good boy." Penny winks at him. I got the five mil for the Kardashian gangbang... and not to burst Spence's bubble, but Penny tells me everything. We both fuck around, so it turned me on knowing Spence fucked her. She just told him it was their little secret to turn him on and tease him. I dig her. Just another day for the King Pimp. I'm always... Swagged Out With My Cock Out. 06: PM 0 Comments  (Add Comment)  | 0 Kudos

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